Open Thread – Mon 31 Jan 2022


Landscape with the Fall of Icarus, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1558

3,831 responses to “Open Thread – Mon 31 Jan 2022”

  1. EvilElvis Avatar
    EvilElvis

    you want to widen the DNA pool a bit and I’d stop complaining about outatowners if I were you.

    JC, be a darl and keep your eyes out for a care package I’ve posted to Conchita Valaquez Rosario. It’s a large tube of Vaseline intensive care for her poor, overworked hands, bless her.

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  2. MatrixTransform Avatar
    MatrixTransform
  3. JC Avatar

    Evil

    Are you talking to yourself on the Cat? WTF does that even mean, you dolt.

  4. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    JC says:
    February 1, 2022 at 5:12 pm
    bespoke says:
    February 1, 2022 at 5:11 pm

    Bushkid, JC.
    Bushkid is female? Really?

    The question needs to be asked.

  5. JC Avatar

    Bushkid

    Take it easy. It wasn’t meant as a slight in anyway. I took your blog name as somehow indicative of a dude rather than a gal.

  6. Bushkid Avatar
    Bushkid

    bespokesays:
    February 1, 2022 at 5:08 pm
    There is even an aviator chick here, JC that carries a gun in her car.

    Sadly, only part of that is true, bespoke.

    Aviation, yes, although not currently. Have done plenty of shooting in my lifetime, but a firearm in the vehicle – not any more. Nice thought though.

  7. GreyRanga Avatar
    GreyRanga

    Mate had Vespa, I’m on the back, we pull up next to some girls to chat up. They laughed. He bought a motorbike. Pretty sure they still would’ve laughed. I used to be terrified of girls till I was 18.

  8. Indolent Avatar
    Indolent

    After I retired early last year, I’ve was playing Bridge in a club regularly until the June lockdown. Even though the government has lifted the vax requirement I still can’t go back because the club itself is insisting on people being “double vaxxed”.

    Today I got a glimpse of why that might be. I ran into someone who had I both partnered and played against quite a few times. She was coming opposite me on the footpath and gave me such a wide berth that she was more in danger of getting run over on the road than coming into contact with any of my germs. I might as well have been a leper. Absolutely brainwashed.

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  9. Bushkid Avatar
    Bushkid

    JC says:
    February 1, 2022 at 10:03 pm
    Bushkid

    Take it easy. It wasn’t meant as a slight in anyway. I took your blog name as somehow indicative of a dude rather than a gal.

    Definitely not taken amiss, JC! Just being a bit verbose at the end of the day with a Scotch under the belt. Waxing a tad lyrical, if you will.
    I still feel like a kid, grew up in the bush, still live close enough to it and definitely work here. Hence the name.

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  10. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    Indolentsays:

    February 1, 2022 at 10:08 pm

    Maybe you were just rubbish at Bridge?

  11. JC Avatar
    JC

    No probs bushkid

  12. Bushkid Avatar
    Bushkid

    Bushkid says:
    February 1, 2022 at 9:55 pm

    Just looked back at that reply to you, JC.

    Jeez, it did sound a bit pompous and like a member of the offenderati. Sorry about that, certainly didn’t mean it that way. Just being a bit verbose. Fell flat. Ah well, tomorrow’s another day.

  13. incoherent rambler Avatar
    incoherent rambler

    Serendipitous

    The incoherent word of the day.

  14. Franx Avatar
    Franx

    Rode a Honda scooter because Stevens in Elizabeth St were out of Vespas. (Stevens now gone, following covid.)
    The licence for a 50cc at the time was the same as for that of a 500 cc.
    Gave it away after two crashes when a truck in Port Melbourne and then a car in Yarraville collected us. My father rode a DKW around Melbourne with me in a side car. Not cool, at the time.

  15. JC Avatar
    JC

    Franx

    Peter Stevens gonsky?

  16. MatrixTransform Avatar
    MatrixTransform

    Turdeau’s ex-wife donated $25k to the trucker’s gofundme

    LoL

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  17. Knuckle Dragger Avatar
    Knuckle Dragger

    Scanned through, as I was a bit occupied this arvo.

    Terrible performance today. Just terrible. Someone said:

    mavericks like us

    and there was not one – not one – Top Gun reference. And then, to make matters worse, the thread drifted to what and what is not gay. Nobody – not one single person – mentioned the volleyball scene in Top Gun as the epitome of gaiety. A missed segue.

    Angry, but more disappointed.

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  18. Franx Avatar
    Franx

    JC, Yes, Peter Stevens no longer in that motor bike strip – maybe relocated, but they and all the others have gone, leaving a desolate strip.

  19. Miss Anthropist Avatar
    Miss Anthropist

    I did a triathlon at Nowra.
    Really nice people.
    They were kind enough to wait until I finished.

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  20. Knuckle Dragger Avatar
    Knuckle Dragger

    Upticks.

    It’s not the actual upticking, or even the numbers of upticks – dickless or not.

    The heart of the matter is the uptick expectation. FOMO on upticks, as though one is entitled to be upticked at any given time.

    When the upticks don’t come – at first it’s anger, then denial. I didn’t want your stupid upticks anyway. Upticking is dumb.

    Bargaining is next. If someone else is upticked, it’s for something that I was indirectly involved in – so it’s sort of an upticking. Like an assist in basketball.

    Finally, there is acceptance. I will never be upticked to the level at which I should be. This is the fault of others, not me, and I will move on from the entire tedious upticking discussion which I started in the first place.

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  21. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    nobody mentioned the volleyball scene in Top Gun as the epitome of gaiety. 

    Hard to pick one scene out of a movie which is 90 MINUTES OF SOLID GAY FROM GO TO WHOA!

  22. Dot Avatar

    Calling that volleyball scene gay is a highway to the dangerzone, pal.

    Also: chicks really don’t like Archer. I polled females at work today.

    Any woman who won’t date men who watch Archer is on the DL.

  23. JC Avatar
    JC

    Just wow Franx.

    I went to primary school with the younger bro but lost touch about a decade ago. I recall when the older bros started the store.

    The store was an institution.

  24. Knuckle Dragger Avatar
    Knuckle Dragger

    90 MINUTES OF SOLID GAY

    Hey.

    Viper was not gay. He smoked in Jester’s office and everything. Plus, he deliberately went below the hard deck for that op.

    Wait, wait. Forget I said anything.

  25. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    Franx, Melbourne CBD is – how you say in English? – yes, is fucked I believe is the word.
    But, hey, people will flock back to see street art (aka shitty graffiti), even if they have to run the gauntlet of begging junkies to see it.
    They really will.

  26. Knuckle Dragger Avatar
    Knuckle Dragger

    Any woman who won’t date men who watch Archer is on the DL.

    Amen.

    Preach it. They’ll baulk when you bring home an ocelot, too.

  27. Rex Anger Avatar
    Rex Anger

    Think Gregory Peck on a Vespa dinking Audrey Hepburn.

    Pass acknowledged and given.

    But only because Audrey Hepburn…

  28. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    KD.
    Don’t mention the upticks.
    I raised it earlier today but I think I got away with it.
    It got lost on a page turn.
    Near miss.

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  29. custard Avatar
    custard

    President Donald J. Trump’s political committees have over $122,000,000 “Cash on Hand” after raising over $51,000,000 during the period between July 1st and December 31st, 2021.  
     
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  30. GreyRanga Avatar
    GreyRanga

    I gave you the first uptick even though it registered as 2, send money.

  31. Thefrollickingmole Avatar
    Thefrollickingmole

    I have never watched Top Gun.

    I just looked at the volleyball scene.

    Is it all that gay?
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=okyLAKclleo

  32. Rex Anger Avatar
    Rex Anger

    They’ll baulk when you bring home an ocelot, too.

    Foxed-eared arseholes, every one of them… 🙂

  33. vlad redux Avatar
    vlad redux

    I don’t think it’s the Wu Flu that saw Peter Stevens move out of the CBD. From memory, they left well before.

  34. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    Dotsays:

    February 1, 2022 at 10:35 pm

    Calling that volleyball scene gay is a highway to the dangerzone, pal.

    To be fair, it is no gayer than the rest of the movie.
    Which is very gay.
    Gayest movie of the twentieth century.
    And, yes, I do know about the Village People movies.

  35. Miss Anthropist Avatar
    Miss Anthropist

    Someone posted the other day they had a Yamaha racing bike in their shed.
    At one stage I had one for a daily ride.
    XS1100R. Built to win the 6 hour.
    Why I got rid of it I’ll never know.
    When I get my final delayed surgery (thanks Chen you psycho bitch)
    I’ll get something of a decent size.
    I like the look of the BMW Urban GS.

  36. Zyconoclast Avatar
    Zyconoclast

    Why ‘Top Gun’ Features That ‘Soft Porn’ Volleyball Scene

    Director Tony Scott didn’t choreograph the scene or even clearly plan out his shots. Instead, he went in with a broad concept.

    “I didn’t have a vision of what I was doing other than just doing soft porn,” the director admitted on the Top Gun 30th anniversary DVD (via The Wrap). “I knew I had to show off all the guys, but I didn’t have a point of view, so I just shot the shit out of it. I got the guys to get all their gear off and their pants and sprayed them in baby oil.”

    Scott’s theory was that female moviegoers would appreciate the well-toned bodies the same way male viewers ogled bikini-clad eye candy. His inspiration came from Bruce Weber, a popular fashion photographer.

    Adding to the scene’s ridiculousness was Kenny Loggins’ “Playing With the Boys” – a poppy, cheesy affair that was a far cry from the singer’s other Top Gun contribution, the adrenaline-pumping “Danger Zone.”

    Despite much mocking, the volleyball game has had its defenders. Rossovich, for one, believed the scene served a clear narrative purpose. “I used the scene to cement Slider’s bond with Iceman,” the actor explained. “I was holding him all the time, sticking to like glue almost in a weird way. Because we were teammates.”

  37. Knuckle Dragger Avatar
    Knuckle Dragger

    “I used the scene to cement Slider’s bond with Iceman,” the actor explained

    Gay PHRASING.

  38. Knuckle Dragger Avatar
    Knuckle Dragger

    Gayest movie of the twentieth century.

    Twilight.
    Footloose.
    Also, parts of Red Dawn.

  39. Franx Avatar
    Franx

    JC, the Stevens people might be operating from the suburbs. Not sure what the entrepreneurial outlook is for motor bikes of the Vespa variety. Lots of silent electric killer bicycles in the cbd, rocketing on road and footpath, manic students at the handlebars, in a hurry to feed the overfed. But hope that the Stevens can continue.

  40. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha Avatar
    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    To be fair, it is no gayer than the rest of the movie.
    Which is very gay.
    Gayest movie of the twentieth century.

    You are talking about a film made about Navy pilots..

  41. Knuckle Dragger Avatar
    Knuckle Dragger

    Without looking it up, I think Mr Cruise’s squeeze in Top Gun was Kelly McGillis.

    Total pog.

    I could live with the concept of gayness in Top Gun, but only for a) the aforementioned volleyball scene, and b) the capacity for McGillis to turn blokes gay.

    Hideous.

  42. Thefrollickingmole Avatar
    Thefrollickingmole

    Clot shot complication or coincidence?

    Month after the shot my forearm broke out into a very “ viral” watery blistered rash.
    By day 2 it was wrist to elbow and I’m thinking shingles.
    Didn’t spread any further or get the pain normally associated with it though.
    Itchy as anything and settled down with antihistamines after a week.

    Bastard thing.

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  43. Franx Avatar
    Franx

    Sancho, cbd, how you said, in English, in the superlative.

  44. JC Avatar
    JC

    Franx

    I think from memory the son of one older brothers took over and he now runs it. There was Peter and Steven – hence Peter Stevens. The younger bro I grew up with was pushed out and he ran a motorcycle gear business called Monza Imports from what I last recall. The father – the old patriarch – lived to about 103.

  45. srr Avatar
    srr

    A lie will travel half way around the World, before the truth has got its boots on.

    The Canadian genocide was a lie.

    https://youtu.be/WoejbDr0suQ 19min

    The INSANE Origins of the “Mass Graves” Story
    Feb 1, 2022
    Lauren Southern

  46. Dot Avatar

    “I used the scene to cement Slider’s bond with Iceman,” the actor explained. “I was holding him all the time, sticking to like glue almost in a weird way. Because we were teammates.”

    Meta level tongue in cheek trolling of the fanbase.

  47. Dot Avatar

    Top Gun was so masculinely gay it made a woman a lesbian.

  48. Miss Anthropist Avatar
    Miss Anthropist

    Some of you know too much about Top Gun for me to be comfortable with.

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  49. rosie Avatar
    rosie

    Got distracted ; there are Roman ruins in the old port, under an apartment block near the hotel de ville but even though they are supposed to be open, they were not.
    Then I popped into les augustines which is now Saint Victor’s in the care of the Jesuits it seems and with midday mass so I thought I would kill time til then and catch the navette after lunch.
    Wandered across to the Bourse which is just a big shopping mall but with bonus ancient Greek and Roman ruins around
    long dry harbour to which the museum of Marseille has been added.
    They have the remains of four ancient Greek and Roman boats recovered from the harbour inside.
    The area was a carpark for three Corbusier style high rises built ehind in the early 1950s, the shopping centre of more recent vintage , a bit more urban renewal of insalubrious accommodation but without the rounding up and internment of inhabitants that accompanied the destruction of the old port area.
    Worth a visit if you’re in the area.

    what not to do in Marseille even if unesco world heritage listed

  50. Zyconoclast Avatar
    Zyconoclast

    President Donald J. Trump’s political committees have over $122,000,000 “Cash on Hand” after raising over $51,000,000 during the period between July 1st and December 31st, 2021.

    Greatest grifter of all time.

  51. Frank Avatar
    Frank

    Hedwig and the angry inch is pretty hard to beat for gayness.

  52. Franx Avatar
    Franx

    JC
    The stories that are a part of families. The predictable and the unlikely, all there.
    Shall check out Monza imports, if it’s a bike gear shop. There is one still there, mainly leathers, used to be run by people from India. A jaunt along Elizabeth street to lift the spirits.

  53. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Roger says:
    February 1, 2022 at 6:34 pm
    One after the other they are piling on to Rogan.
    They can peel themselves off then.

    He’s promised equal time to opposing views when he has a ‘controversial’ guest.

    But why should he? None of the MSM do, in fact opposing views are deemed unacceptable according to True Dough.

  54. Rex Anger Avatar
    Rex Anger

    A lie will travel half way around the World, before the truth has got its boots on.

    The Canadian genocide was a lie.

    Indeed.

    You’re only a month late, srr…

  55. Miss Anthropist Avatar
    Miss Anthropist

    I don’t remember any Peter Stevens or Monza advertising lately in the motorbike magazines.

  56. custard Avatar
    custard

    Greatest grifter of all time.

    Dumbest comment of the day award.

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  57. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    Twilight.
    Footloose.
    Also, parts of Red Dawn.

    All quite gay, it is true.
    But not a patch on Top Gun for Olympic standard gayness.

  58. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha Avatar
    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Discussion last night, about what a pack of ladies front bottoms, Department of Veterans Affairs can be. I’m not denying that fact, but there’s a book been written, “The Repat Racket”, by one Malcolm Smith, outlining some of the shonkier claims made against DVA – a tap on the shoulder can leave a man a nervous wreck for life…a deceased veteran can have three widows…..

  59. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha Avatar
    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Music legend Glenn Wheatley signs off at 74

    Andrew McMillen
    National music writer
    1 minute ago February 1, 2022
    No Comments

    Prominent music industry figure Glenn Wheatley died in Melbourne on Tuesday, aged 74, from complications with Covid.

    Wheatley’s career spanned decades, and saw him performing on stage before later ceding the spotlight to others as a highly successful artist manager.

    Through his work at the highest levels of the Australian music business, Wheatley made a substantial impact on popular ­culture.

    He was a skilled operator who was well-connected and widely liked, both here and abroad.

    Born in Brisbane in 1948, Wheatley rose to prominence in the late 1960s as bassist in The Masters Apprentices, the Jim Keays-fronted band that became one of the most popular rock acts in the country with hit songs including Because I Love You, Turn Up Your Radio and Undecided.

    Few musicians made the transition from artistry to the other side of the negotiating table better than Wheatley, who earned his first million dollars in the 1970s after he hung up the bass guitar to manage artists.

    His first major success as a manager was with the Little River Band, which benefited greatly from Wheatley’s knowledge of the American music business in particular.

    Wheatley produced the band’s 1975 debut album, and under his guidance Little River Band enjoyed consistent commercial chart success in the US and became one of Australia’s most successful rock exports.

    After John Farnham replaced Glenn Shorrock as lead singer of the Little River Band in 1982, Wheatley began managing his old friend’s career and completely turned around both of their lives, earning each of them a fortune.

    But it took a major leap of faith, as Wheatley famously mortgaged his house to finance the recording of Farnham’s 12th album, Whispering Jack.

    The former teen pop idol was 37 at the time of its release in Oct­ober 1986, and if Farnham’s ­career wasn’t quite on the skids, he wasn’t particularly in favour.

    Yet Wheatley’s gamble turned out to be one of the smartest ever taken in the history of Australian pop music.

  60. Miss Anthropist Avatar
    Miss Anthropist

    I’m not denying that Shonks have taken advantage of DVA.
    However I have had dealings on my behalf and on behalf of others.
    In their charter if their is any doubt it is to the benefit of the Veteran.
    They should live up to that.
    And they’re touchy bastards.
    The assessors and tribunal members I mean.
    And they still owe me 14 cents.

  61. Knuckle Dragger Avatar
    Knuckle Dragger

    On 80s flicks.

    Be on the lookout for Highlander fans in Foot-is-cray. The Hun:

    Grave robbers who stole a human head from a Melbourne cemetery have sparked a major police probe.

    Detectives spent Tuesday at the Footscray General Cemetery after being called to investigate the mystery of the head’s removal from a casket at a mausoleum.

    As first revealed on heraldsun.com.au, it is understood the head was stolen late last week.

  62. srr Avatar
    srr

    georgeszabo
    @georgeszabo
    ·
    July 10, 2021
    The best superbowl commercial that was never aired.
    MAKE IT GO VIRAL. #saveamerica #inspiration
    https://gettr.com/post/p3gz8n

  63. H B Bear Avatar
    H B Bear

    Are you saying that a vast majority of people who reside and vote in WA were born elsewhere?

    They have to be.
    The iron ore reduces fertility.

    Not to mention the bore water. Have a look at the walls and people’s cars.

  64. Rex Anger Avatar
    Rex Anger

    Top Gun

    You lot honestly paid attention to anything past the flying?

    No wonder you’re all so maladjusted.

    Anyway, regardless of how suspect you think Top Gun may be, it’s still orders of magnitude less gay than Twilight…

  65. Timothy Neilson Avatar
    Timothy Neilson

    Southern Man live, extended version, all fucking magnificent 14 minutes of it.

    Sorry, but I’m a “Sweet Home Alabama” guy.

  66. srr Avatar
    srr

    Watch Lotuseaters.com live on GETTR
    The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #319
    Callum and Harry discuss honker country, ask whether the holocaust is really about race, and look at why New Zealand is making the Taliban look good.

    https://www.lotuseaters.com/the-podcast-of-the-lotus-eaters-319-01-02-2022

  67. Old School Conservative Avatar
    Old School Conservative

    Most gay of all is the stalled release of the Top Gun sequel.

  68. Rex Anger Avatar
    Rex Anger

    Most gay of all is the stalled release of the Top Gun sequel.

    Most gay.

  69. Bruce in WA Avatar
    Bruce in WA

    Sorry, but I’m a “Sweet Home Alabama” guy.

    Nah, this is southern music!

  70. Bruce in WA Avatar
    Bruce in WA

    And this one I am saving for my younger daughter if she ever decides to get married.

    Cheesy? Yes, absolutely. But so true about a father’s love. Well, mine anyway. And yes, it can still make me teary. Because even now I can’t believe it was 35 years ago when I held that little bundle and she looked up at me and actually smiled.

    Oh, buggerit, I think I need to go to bed.

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  71. Bruce in WA Avatar
    Bruce in WA

    Anyone remember when singers used to just stand there and sing?

  72. rosie Avatar
    rosie

    Sorry to hear about Glenn Wheatley always thought he got a raw deal, being imprisoned for tax evasion.

  73. Pogria Avatar
    Pogria

    Bruce in WA,

    you adorable old softie, you. 😉

    Your daughter is a very fortunate woman.

  74. feelthebern Avatar
    feelthebern

    The Oz is doing some decent investigative work into the Administrative Appeals Tribunal.
    They’ve done a couple of in depth pieces recently (one was almost word for word what Anthony Klan produced independently).
    I look forward to them going into the Labor appointees to the AAT & their howler decisions.
    So far it’s just been the Lib appointees.

  75. calli Avatar
    calli

    Vale Glenn

    Warning: Peak Hairy and Tight Pants

  76. calli Avatar
    calli

    They’re not going to let Boris get away with that party.

    I’d like it if more of our cartoonists concentrated on the “exceptions” here. For weeks on end.

    The Poms are more tenacious, bless them.

  77. Anchor What Avatar
    Anchor What

    Great Juxtaposition!
    1. CBS Mornings suggests that Joe Rogan is killing people with his discussion of Covid and Ivermectin.
    2. New Hampshire lawmakers propose bill to allow pharmacists to issue Ivermectin without prescription!

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  78. calli Avatar
    calli

    On Wheatley’s prison sentence. It was the icing on the cake after bankruptcy and losing everything. I remember his wife, Gaynor, talking candidly of the shame of having the sheriffs come to the house – they took everything that wasn’t nailed down, including the children’s toys. Then the case and prison.

  79. Dot Avatar

    Sorry, but I’m a “Sweet Home Alabama” guy.

    Sorry, but I am a Mr Crowley kind of guy.

  80. Dot Avatar

    Tax evasion? No, I practice tax avoision.

    It’s a word, look it up!

    There is no such thing as tax fraud, unless you’re referring to the scams relatives of high ATO officials were pulling.

  81. Cassie of Sydney Avatar
    Cassie of Sydney

    “feelthebernsays:
    February 2, 2022 at 5:38 am
    The Oz is doing some decent investigative work into the Administrative Appeals Tribunal.
    They’ve done a couple of in depth pieces recently (one was almost word for word what Anthony Klan produced independently).
    I look forward to them going into the Labor appointees to the AAT & their howler decisions.
    So far it’s just been the Lib appointees.”

    I would like the Oz to conduct an investigation into the unsavoury Simon Holmes a Court.

  82. bespoke Avatar
    bespoke

    Who or what is ‘Twilight’?

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