19 responses to “Mater’s Mischief #7: We’ve been tasting it for nearly two years”

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   incoherent rambler

   Jan 8, 2022 9:41 AM

   Detaching the fingers is awkward.

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2. 

   Bruce of Newcastle

   Jan 8, 2022 10:00 AM

   Make up a batch of RATatouille.
   Eat it.
   If it tastes like cardboard you either (a) have the crud or (b) are a bad cook.

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   Roger W

   Jan 8, 2022 10:14 AM

   Don’t be surprised if a remarkably large portion of the Victorian population now do this…
   also sure to be promoted by their ABC.

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4. 

   Old School Conservative

   Jan 8, 2022 10:48 AM

   Oh you are rude.
   But I like you.

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5. 

   WolfmanOz

   Jan 8, 2022 10:53 AM

   That’s bloody hilarious !

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6. 

   Megan

   Jan 8, 2022 10:57 AM

   Well, that’s my best laugh this morning!

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7. 

   grumpy

   Jan 8, 2022 11:16 AM

   Probably as accurate as a PCR or RAT too

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8. 

   Katzenjammer

   Jan 8, 2022 11:32 AM

   That’s a two minute and a few seconds test.

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   bemused

   Jan 8, 2022 11:43 AM

   Unfortunately, our politicians are unable to do this because they have both thumbs up their arse all the time.

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10. 

    Pogria

    Jan 8, 2022 12:10 PM

    Email copies of this to every member of State and Federal Parliament. Jam their inboxes. Also to every damn hospital in the country. While I’m on a roll, every bloody supermarket and business that demands you be stabbed and tested before you may enter their hallowed premises.
    Make copies and stick them over the QR codes.

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11. 

    Tom

    Jan 8, 2022 1:11 PM

    I’m sure some Cat knows the day in March that is the second anniversary of the Kung Flu hysteria in Australia. For historical purposes, a date, please! Ta.
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    Rohan

    Jan 8, 2022 1:41 PM

    Tom, we were LockDaned for the first time at Midnight on Sunday the 8th of March 2020. I attended a friends 50th the night before. It was the last time I had a seriously good fun in great company.

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13. 

    calli

    Jan 8, 2022 2:08 PM

    Tom, you will find all the timelines for different states and territories here.

    For NSW, the 23rd March was the start of lockdown.

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14. 

    mem

    Jan 8, 2022 4:46 PM

    Tomsays:
    January 8, 2022 at 1:11 pm
    I’m sure some Cat knows the day in March that is the second anniversary of the Kung Flu hysteria in Australia. For historical purposes, a date, please! Ta.

    The Grand Prix was to be held in Melbourne and it was officially cancelled on Friday 13th March at 12.3opm. I was in the city of Melbourne having lunch on one of the pontoon restaurants when this occurred. There were huge numbers of excited and preened and pumped people in the city including many internationals and country people all looking forward to the Grand Prix and its associated events. Then there was incredulity, anger and disappointment everywhere. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-13/australian-formula-1-grand-prix-cancelled-over-coronavirus/12052142

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15. 

    Rabz

    Jan 8, 2022 5:16 PM

    For NSW, the 23rd March 2020 was the start of lockdown.

    A day that will live in infamy.

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16. 

    Damon

    Jan 8, 2022 6:46 PM

    Maybe next time, you won’t be so keen to obey the government.

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17. 

    Miss Anthropist

    Jan 8, 2022 10:35 PM

    Damon,
    Oh yes they will.
    We have provaxers proselytising on this site.
    Their prerogative. Poor misguided souls.

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18. 

    Kneel

    Jan 9, 2022 10:03 AM

    “Unfortunately, our politicians are unable to do this because they have both thumbs their head up their arse all the time.”

    FIFA.
19. 

    Winston Smith

    Jan 10, 2022 2:35 PM

    mem:

    The Grand Prix was to be held in Melbourne and it was officially cancelled on Friday 13th March at 12.3opm.

    There must have been several major sporting events the government has cancelled on short notice for spurious reasons.
    Our chances of getting the Olympic Games again have decreased yet again.
    Bloody good show!