Nothing except my faith in humanity has changed since the first round.
To participate, nominate a Cat or Kitteh as the author of a specific quote. i.e. ‘48, Muddy.’ You can include the number and the quote itself if you wish, or just the number.
All quotes have been sourced from an Open Thread.
After a certain time period, I will provide hints. Once a hint has been published, the value of a correct answer declines by 50%. The exception is the first hint for this round which was provided at the tail end of the last round.
It is a case of ‘first in, best dressed’ if two commenters provide the same correct answer.
If you recognize your own wit or wisdom, please do not reveal it.
The numbers have been continued from the previous round.
No spitting of betelnut on the floor, walls, or mirror ball, will be tolerated.
Youse Complete Catwits:
21. There is no record of what happened to the goatherd.
22. If I want an opinion (political or otherwise) from someone whose job it is to chase a ball, I’ll ask the dog.
23. Every government department and government program has a single inviolable objective that they faithfully follow year after year without fail — to make the government bigger.
24. …the St Kilda Rd Hair Wax Famine of 2003.
25. Eddynedwooded Woodnedwardwoordwoodward cast a wide net to help complete strangers, little people…
26. Some Marxist splinter group is missing a member.
27. I guess someone made her eat 10 small children a day all her life.
28. What if you both run out of bullets and you were lucky enough to have brought a knife with you?
29. I will make the Malayan Highlands fashionable again.
30. Just another reason to ensure everybody knows I’m not a feminist.
31. Let’s have no more talk of inserting tropical fruit in other people’s bottoms.
32. Who hasn’t taken a leak in a wardrobe?
33. At least the Soviet Union was honest about what the GULAG was for – to work you to death. They didn’t sneak up to it by yearly increments.
34. Our (soon to be immediate) future in Gumba-Wumba Veneztraliastan.
35. … that would require politicians with a brain and a spine, ours only have bowels and reproductive organs.
36. Bonus points if you do it wearing only your jocks, ray bans and a pair of wellingtons.
37. Canberra correspondents are one step below people giving $5 handjobs at the Hay truckstop.
38. Gulags are back, baby, this time for white men.
39. No, but she does get a bikini wax between her shoulder blades.
40. That’s like getting smacked in the nuts with an 8kg sledgehammer instead of a 12kg one.
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