An offer too good to refuse. Make sure to follow up.
An offer too good to refuse. Make sure to follow up.
I’d agree with Roger. What better way to receive public airtime for her ego than expressing trauma after dealing with…
Respect!
40 years at the ALPBC. Talk about Hotel California Ultimo.
Haha. The new lead story at Paywallian.com: China tells other world leaders: be like AlbaneseBeijing has nominated Anthony Albanese as…
Had a little excursion into the local ED yesterday.
What an eye-opener on the passing parade of humanity.
The old hands seem to know the trigger phrases that might push them up the queue.
And the most common phrase uttered seemed to be, “Yeah, nah, can I just have something for the pain”.
The prioritisation is all wrong. It needs three streams, in order of preference:-
1. Completely random health misfortunes;
2. Lifestyle illnesses*
3. Accidents caused by gross stupidity, especially involving men over 40 and scooters.
* I was parked inside ED on a trolley within earshot of the ambulance bay …
Ambo :- “OK. Male. D.O.B 5th May 2003. Says he has drunk 17 beers since midday. Got heart palpitations but these seemed to have cleared up. No chest pain. He has a history of depression and ADHD”.
Triage Guy (to his credit) :- “To be fair, without chest pains I don’t see any reason to urgently admit him. Just put him in the waiting room”.
(In the background I can hear Mr 17 Beers on the phone “Yeah can ya bring mw f-ckin meds up to the hostibal”).
I’ll bet he lasted five minutes in the waiting room after no success with “Yeah, nah, can I just have something for the pain”.
Thanks, Sal Looks like I might have to start distilling my own!
PS.
Three things struck me about Mr 17 Beers:-
1. The precision in estimating the number of beers he had – precisely 17.
2. His claim that he “smoked the occasional joint at Christmas, but no other illicit drug use.” Pull the other one.
3. Why he thought a history of depression and ADHD were “emergency conditions”.
The NT fullbloods just wander up to the ED triage counter and point to their kidney. Straight in they go, and they get a sleep (in between tick-the-box tests) and a sandwich before they get a taxi voucher.
The son and heir spent 18 hours in the ED in Darwin about five weeks back for abdominal pain. No sandwich for whitey.
Sneakers apprentice village idiot deliberately, and with malice removed the ability to lock people up to ” cut out” fines with a few days in the lockup.
Because.. much stollen generators were overrepresented.
But it’s been noted by local scallywags and pisswrecks that racking up 5 figures worth of fines isn’t any worse than racking up the first $100.
So there have literally been cases where they have been fined, released and gone straight to the bottle shop to abscond with more grog.
So the mong is passing a law to sentence people doing this to up to 2 years jail.
I confidently predict this law is dead on arrival once a few generators are before the beak.
Trying to bum smokes off Trickler, eh Sancho?
A bloke tried to bum a smoke off me in the Gravelly Hotel carpark at 8.30 p.m. one Friday night.
Hoooo boy. It was on.
On, like Donkey Kong.
Bwah ha ha ha.
I had one of those who was a Cat 3 (broke something while doing something really stupid – “I tripped over walking backwards”.)
He had been referred to by one of the 35 Aboriginal medical centres in town. I immediately thought this would be a queue jump.
But no.
Well he didn’t bump me at least.
Looks like protectionism and tariffs are back on the menu boys!
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The Biden administration is backing the Albanese government’s moves to recognise “clean” nickel
No, I reserved my ire for the Taylor Swift fan.
She twisted her ankle three weeks ago, but didn’t tell mum because she didn’t want to miss the concert.
Suddenly, three days after the concert, she is in “excruciating pain” and needs to queue jump.
It wasn’t lost on me that someone who could spend $400 on a Tay-Tay ticket could probably afford a GP gap payment.
New OT up.
ED and Magistrates Court on a Monday morning both provide an insight into the human condition.
Well, things have changed. If you read Spike Milligan’s memoirs, not to mention diaries about WWI and II, for a lot of recruits it was about adventure and seeing the world. It is easy to forget that in those days, the chances of the average bloke ever going beyond Bournemouth or Bondi were slim.
That’s not the case today.
Spike also mentioned a chap in his unit who had never had clothes that were not ill-fitting hand-me-downs until he joined the Army.
For a very long time, the military attracted people who didn’t have many options (if any.) Hundreds of years. Yes, there were the dedicated types, but there were also (in Europe and the UK) a lot of fops who were there because of family connections and the like. Commissions were bought or traded.
The grunts were people of no consequence to the officer class, as we saw in WWI. Carnage, to this day hard to grasp. As bad as it could be.
I’m not saying that potential recruits have a detailed knowledge of history.
But, they are not the bright-eyed boys who went to the front in search of adventure in 1915 in France or 1943/44 in Italy. for example.
Who to believe? Forked-tongued Albo or the good Mr Gooda?