Open Thread – Thurs 23 May 2024


Camille Monet in the Garden, Claude Monet, 1873

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rosie
rosie
May 24, 2024 4:46 pm
rosie
rosie
May 24, 2024 4:49 pm

I’m having another go at reading P D James, the cover blurb says ‘Agatha Christie’s Crown Princess’. Dalgliesh better enter the stage shortly and be a decent sort of fellow because the cast atm are all quite unpleasant.

johnjjj
johnjjj
May 24, 2024 4:55 pm

calli
May 23, 2024 7:06 pm
There will be a full moon over the desert tonight.

You are lucky. It is stunning in that part of the world. It is theorised that Islam is actually a continuation of ancient moon worship. You see the imagery in a lot of Islamic art – e.g on mosques and Turkey flag. Their calendar. Make sense as they travelled at night. (BTW don’t mention that to any Muz -they don’t like it)

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
May 24, 2024 4:58 pm
Reply to  johnjjj

Dunno if there are any wolves in Egypt but saw some on full moon nights skulking round in Central Asia desert plains.

PeterM
PeterM
May 24, 2024 5:07 pm

Didn’t Phatty Adams produce the Barry McKenzie movie? Probably the only worthwhile thing he ever did.

I wonder if he thought it was a comedy, or a documentary?

Roger
Roger
May 24, 2024 5:24 pm

โ€ Iโ€™ve had 6 Covid shots…”

Some people never learn.

Barking Toad
Barking Toad
May 24, 2024 5:27 pm

Have to wait until 08:10pm to watch Collingwood belt Fremantle.

That’s ole blokes go to bed time.

Cheap plonk and a choof will get me there though.

Carna Pies!

rosie
rosie
May 24, 2024 5:30 pm

An elderly couple in my parish still attend mass in N95 masks.
I don’t think they are loons.
Ran into someone from my old parish who was also wearing a mask a while back, I asked him why he was wearing one.
He said he didn’t want to pass on any infectious disease to his frail mother in aged care.
Also not a loon.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 24, 2024 5:38 pm
Reply to  rosie

I donโ€™t think they are loons.

I do.

The virus is one thirtieth the size of the pores in a N95 mask.

They don’t work, and indeed may be worse than useless by sweeping up viruses and bacteria for later inhalation. I’ve seen data that suggests that is what happens.

I said this day one, the virus is too small for a mask to work as if the pores are sized to strain out the virus then you cannot breathe. A positive pressure mask would work, like the Racal helmets we used to use at the lead smelter, but they use a battery driven air pump to force air though the very fine pores. They are very expensive but they do work.

Roger
Roger
May 24, 2024 5:42 pm

I do.

The virus is one thirtieth the size of the pores in a N95 mask.

They’re not necessarily loons.

More likely trusting victims of government misinformation, Bruce.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 24, 2024 5:44 pm
Reply to  Roger

In other words: loons.

Roger
Roger
May 24, 2024 5:48 pm

That’s uncharitable, Bruce.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 24, 2024 5:56 pm
Reply to  Roger

No it is objective truth. I am sorry that there are gullible people in the world, but gullibility isn’t an excuse. If it is the choice between hurting someone’s feelings vs standing up for the absolute truth, sorry I will stand up for the truth. I am sick of all the lies.

Roger
Roger
May 24, 2024 6:01 pm

The facts re the mask are objective truth.

The gullibility of the people concerned is another matter to be judged with rather more charity than you are dealing out.

They aren’t demanding that others wear them.

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Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 24, 2024 6:10 pm
Reply to  Roger

Whenever I see a mask I curse the government and the health authorities. That someone is visibly wearing a sign of evil is abhorrent to me.

By wearing them these people are insulting me. Insulting my training and profession. No better than someone wearing a sign of Satan. If they do not realize what they are doing does that change anything?

Can we condemn muslims for believing a satanic religion? Yes we can. Well I can blame stupid people for doing something just as evil. I hate the things, They are a visible lie.

DrBeauGan
DrBeauGan
May 24, 2024 6:17 pm

They are ineffectual at stopping a virus. But they are very good at spreading mass hysteria. Which is why they are recommended by the “elites”.

rosie
rosie
May 24, 2024 6:56 pm
Reply to  DrBeauGan

I guess I’ll have to bow to your superior knowledge doctor.
Should medical staff stop wearing them during surgery too?
I though virusii hitched rides on the water vapour we breathed out which is also why people avoid sneezing and coughing in other people’s faces.
And I was just pointing out that people can opt to wear masks without being “loons’.

Lysander
May 24, 2024 5:55 pm
Reply to  Roger

We’re heading over to Danistan in late June for a (cold) wedding in the family, a trip up to the snow and to see the Swannies play the Saints…

Some parishioners told us to wear masks on the plane, I told them the same thing! The virus is much smaller than the microscopic fibres that hold a mask together…

Arky
May 24, 2024 5:47 pm

Remember the mask backflip Bruce?
First they said masks didnโ€™t work when the supply chains reversed and the Chinese sucked up all the masks worldwide.
Then they said you can mask if it makes you feel better and all the daytime TV stooges showed off their homemade masks. Then once the masks were supplied again it became โ€œYou are a selfish monster if you donโ€™t maskโ€.
Imagine still following advice given years ago that they themselves didnโ€™t believe, contradicted everything they had recently claimed, and which at this point they couldnโ€™t care less about because the circumstances of the argument of convenience they used has passed by long ago.
Saw an idiot just yesterday wearing the mask while walking completely alone along a deserted road. Very weird.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 24, 2024 5:43 pm
Reply to  rosie

I have tried blowing air through a 0.45 micron filter – we used to use them a lot for filtering out very fine material.

I could just blow some air through one with all my lung power. Tough effort. Yet those filters are still five times larger in pore size than the virus.

I am amazed how unscientific the health authorities are, they learned this stuff in high school. A magic amulet would be more effective and a whole lot more comfortable.

Alamak!
Alamak!
May 24, 2024 6:13 pm
Reply to  rosie

Wearing masks to protect others, especially the old folks, is a good thing for “infectious disease(s)”. Might not stop Covid but it’s not the only thing going around.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 24, 2024 6:48 pm
Reply to  Alamak!

Fairly ineffective even for bacteria, unless you change the mask for a fresh one often, which no one does. Otherwise the mask is just a travelling reservoir of nasties.

Other Cats have in the past cited studies of surgical masks, which were ineffective despite mainly being used to exclude staph aurea etc. And in an operating theatre they are changing their masks frequently. Bacteria are 100 times larger than Covid.

Being careful to sanitize one’s hands, and keep surfaces antiseptic, are likely to be much more effective. In a surgical environment I’d go with Lister’s idea of a fog of antiseptic. It’d make sense in that case to wear a mask to keep from breathing too much of the antiseptic.

(We found masks, even respirators ineffective for keeping out fine lead particles. They were 1-2 microns in size, so 10-20 times larger than the virus. Racal forced-draft helmets were the only thing that worked.)

shatterzzz
May 24, 2024 9:04 pm
Reply to  rosie

No shortage of mask around Fairfield .. the SE Asians luv ’em .. Methinx they bought in bulk and are intent on getting their money’s worth .. LOL!

Top Ender
Top Ender
May 24, 2024 5:44 pm

The greatest song and dance man of the C20th 

Isn’t there some new film of Michael Jackson in the wings?

Top Ender
Top Ender
May 24, 2024 5:50 pm

Anyway, the battery will need replacing in eight years. Imagine selling a petrol car with a sticker saying it will need a $10k repair less than a decade after you buy it.

An Aussie who collected their Tesla after ordering it has recieived a nasty shock just two weeks later.

Jason C from the Sunshine Coast said he ordered a Model Y RWD for $60,900 plus on-roads.

Two weeks later he spotted a price drop of $5000 to $55,900 for the same deal.

โ€œWhatโ€™s going on?โ€ he asked. โ€œElon and his company arenโ€™t endearing themselves to customers. Resaleโ€™s going to be a nightmare when we sell it.โ€

Car advice columnist Iain Curry said Telsa prices have been on a rollercoaster

โ€œThe Model Y RWD reached peak selling price of $72,300 in June 2022; it was $69,300 in May 2023, and a year later is now $13,400 cheaper,โ€ he said in response to Jasonโ€™s dilemma.

โ€œNot great news for you: yours has basically shed an extra $5k overnight. Even the most hardcore Tesla-owning loyalist wonโ€™t be happy, and youโ€™re doubtless fuming.

โ€œThereโ€™s been heavy EV discounting this month: Peugeotโ€™s e-2008 is down $25,000 and the Nissan Leaf down over $10,000, both now $39,990 drive-away.โ€

Daily Tele

Lysander
May 24, 2024 5:51 pm

Let’s take a stroll back to 1979 when the young, then “new left,” Phillip Adams wrote this extremely critical hit piece on an a new Australian movie out on screens:

“all the emotional uplift of Mein Kampf” and would be “a special favourite of rapists, sadists, child murderers and incipient Mansons”

The movie was: Mad Max (and whether you like it or not, its hard to think of another movie that only cost $400K and went onto make over $100M in 1979 terms).

Lesson: Wrongologists don’t change.

Lysander
May 24, 2024 5:53 pm
Reply to  Lysander

And nothing wrong with a bit o’ Tina Turner raking in some cash with We Don’t Need Another Hero:

TINA TURNER ? We Don’t Need Another Hero (Thunderdome)?music video? (youtube.com)

The timpany that is struck four times in the chorus always gets me…

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 24, 2024 6:00 pm
Reply to  Lysander

Not much for soft Leftys in Mad Max 1 or 2.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 24, 2024 6:05 pm
Reply to  H B Bear

Mel Gibson explodes their heads also.

Lysander
May 24, 2024 6:08 pm
Reply to  H B Bear

Haven’t actually shown this movie to the kids (who are now old enough to see it)… might be one for the wet weekend* Sunday in Perth

*i’ll believe it when i see it…

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 24, 2024 6:15 pm
Reply to  Lysander

Yep. Stop after 2.

Chris
Chris
May 24, 2024 7:49 pm
Reply to  H B Bear

2 was truly a great film.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
May 24, 2024 6:42 pm
Reply to  Lysander

This was the first movie Hairy and I ever saw together. We both liked it for its wildness and verve. I was doing a course in 16mm film production with the novel hand-held cameras at that time, as a cinema verite sideline to my day job. I loved the crazy camera angles that paced up Mad Max and was surprised that Hairy had picked up on them too and that he wasn’t offended by the amoral violence of the film. Not your usual corporate computer bloke, I thought, but then he admitted to having done the Economics/Pol Science Tripos at Cambridge … aha, I said, a Cambridge education. Covers all bases of crazy.

Once it was glorious eccentricity. Now it is peak stupid.
A great university fallen.

Chris
Chris
May 24, 2024 7:44 pm
Reply to  Lysander

I remember my coffee and croissants in bed reading the Weekend Australian about 1986, our hero Phillip Adams explaining how he single-handedly saved the Australian film industry armed with nothing but a puny 150% tax deduction.

cohenite
May 24, 2024 6:03 pm

With all the fuss about CSIRO’s new report bull shitting about renewables being cheap and wonderful and nuclear as dear as blackout’s snot samples but leaving out the necessary renewable infrastructure and back up and their intermittency and unreliability I recall an earlier CSIRO report saying the renewable poles and wires would cost a trillion. I can’t find that report or reference. Has anyone got it?

billie
billie
May 24, 2024 6:23 pm
Reply to  cohenite

oh my, whatever could have happened to it!

cohenite
May 24, 2024 6:20 pm

More titles for the jaded:

Whereโ€™s My Head: a childโ€™s guide to the Islamic justice system.

Fire in the Hole: the art and technique of eating curry.

Finding that Someone Special: a guide to dying alone.

If the Phone doesnโ€™t ring itโ€™s Me: methods and techniques for ending relationships.

Alamak!
Alamak!
May 24, 2024 6:20 pm

Didnโ€™t Phatty Adams produce the Barry McKenzie movie? Probably the only worthwhile thing he ever did.

I wonder if he thought it was a comedy, or a documentary?

Probably viewed it as a horror movie about the evils of toxic aussie maleness.

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 24, 2024 6:52 pm
Reply to  Alamak!

It was the days of the20BA (?) tax deductions. Phatty on the public tit as usual, where he would spend the rest of his โ€œworkingโ€ life.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 24, 2024 6:24 pm

Burning down the house!

New South Wales government to rollout incentives for household batteries (Sky News, 24 May)

The New South Wales government has announced a new subsidy to make household batteries more accessible and affordable.

From November 1, homes and businesses with pre-existing solar panels will be able to save up to $2,400 on the upfront installation costs of a household battery.

Minns may be a talking head but he’s not a Talking Head. Time for a song!

Alamak!
Alamak!
May 24, 2024 6:58 pm

Speaking of Minns … Slippery People

Ellie
Ellie
May 24, 2024 6:33 pm

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Years of pain … and a court case that saw my perpetrator finally incarcerated, has given me hope.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CBKwV6oNYvw

rosie
rosie
May 24, 2024 6:42 pm
Miltonf
Miltonf
May 24, 2024 6:48 pm

Is that Kinzinger waste of space some kind of retard? Always looks like he’s about to cry. Where the buggery did they find him?

BobtheBoozer
BobtheBoozer
May 24, 2024 6:53 pm

Just walked out of the pub.
The footy came on and I’ve got videos at home that show less dry humping and sweaty blokes grabbing each others sweaty bits from the 70’s.*
What the Hell happened to Australia and manliness?
And they wonder why Australian men are topping themselves and their kids at unprecedented rates when they get confronted with the Harridan Court.
*And no, World Wide Wrestling wasn’t REAL wrestling.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 24, 2024 7:36 pm
Reply to  BobtheBoozer

As kids in the seventies my brother and I loved WWF! Excellent television. We were naive country lads, so it didn’t take much to impress us.

It doesn’t matter if it wasn’t “real” since the physical skill required to perform the choreography safely is right up there with ballet.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 24, 2024 6:55 pm

Why are people so unkind?

Very interesting this stuff. Kamala isn’t budging. Joe is visibly getting worse and worse, yet he’s not going anywhere either. Which suggests he has a huge file of dirt on Democrats amassed over fifty years, that they appear to be terrified of.

Miltonf
Miltonf
May 24, 2024 6:59 pm

Running the old perv for POTUS was always absurd. In fact, I thought it was a joke in 2019- ‘no malarkey‘-FMD. Turns out to be a very sick joke on the people of America.

132andBush
132andBush
May 24, 2024 7:48 pm
Reply to  Miltonf

A sick joke for the world.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
May 24, 2024 7:00 pm

Penis news (the Hun):

One of Melbourneโ€™s top circumcision doctors has been banned from performing the surgeries after he amputated the penises of two infant boys, a tribunal has heard.

Dr Hershel Goldman, who has performed 20,000 procedures, is fighting to continue to do the operations despite admitting he made a โ€œserious errorโ€.

And:

The tribunal this week heard that in the first complaint, a baby suffered a โ€œsignificant complicationโ€ during a procedure, and that โ€œthe day was only saved because the room happened to be filled with medical practitionersโ€ who undertook an emergency response that โ€œwasnโ€™t being conductedโ€ by Dr Hershel.

In a second and more extreme complaint, itโ€™s alleged Dr Hershel failed to realise heโ€™d amputated a boyโ€™s entire penis.

Dr Goldman, through his lawyer, claimed that only the tip, or the โ€˜glans penisโ€™ of this second boy had been inadvertently amputated.

That claim led to a furious response from the childโ€™s mother who immediately objected to the tribunal, writing โ€œthe entire penis was amputated at the baseโ€.

There’s a pic of this bloke accompanying the piece. Naturally, he’s wearing coke-bottle glasses.

Without – without – starting another circumcision debate, I will assert that this bloke is perhaps better suited to hedge trimming.

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 24, 2024 7:26 pm

Yep. Stuff a hedge and it grows back in a few years.

rosie
rosie
May 24, 2024 7:23 pm

As many have noted, a wonderful opportunity for Spain to open a consulate in Gaza and or the West Bank.
https://x.com/Israel_katz/status/1793896694729286117?t=U0XD0q_3Q4CzHEF48MaKJg&s=19

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 24, 2024 7:30 pm
Reply to  rosie

Spanish undoing all the good work of Queen Isabella.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
May 24, 2024 7:34 pm
Reply to  rosie

Noice.

Perplexed of Brisbane
Perplexed of Brisbane
May 24, 2024 9:38 pm
Reply to  rosie

Israel should do the same for Australia. I have a suggestion for Ambassador to Gaza….. Actually, I have several and they might all be needed over time.

bons
bons
May 24, 2024 7:26 pm

Friday night used to be takeaway and cop shows. Something to relax into after a shitty week. Anticipated with pleasure.

Now!

Nobody can afford takeway and Sky put up Foster and Hildebrand, which is indeed murder.

Life at work is better.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 24, 2024 7:30 pm

As many have noted, a wonderful opportunity for Spain to open a consulate in Gaza and or the West Bank.

Columbia are closing their Israel embassy and opening one in Ramallah instead.

Sounds great. They can bring cocaine for the Pali market in the diplomatic pouches.

Colombiaโ€™s Marxist President Replaces Israel Embassy with Office in Ramallah (23 May)

I’m sad that after holding the line against leftism for a long time Columbia is hurtling down into a Marxist hellhole since this chap got himself elected somehow. You’d think Columbian voters would’ve taken next door Venezuela as an example of what to avoid.

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 24, 2024 7:36 pm

South Americans canโ€™t help themselves.

rosie
rosie
May 24, 2024 7:43 pm

I’m sure Columbians will be queuing up to live and work in Ramallah (with
fingers crossed some jihad faction doesn’t kidnap them then arbitrarily execute them anyhow).
They have the best hummus.

rosie
rosie
May 24, 2024 7:50 pm

Looks like more bad news from Gaza with additional dead hostages being found.
https://x.com/Irishchutzpah/status/1793894472222384477?t=u6W0ZIE8Se4nI_8IuxL0cg&s=19

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 24, 2024 7:51 pm

Plenty of fodder for the Media Watchdog this week. Everyone gets a guernsey- Phatty, Mincing Marr, Frank Elly. PK, Fozzie. Close to a full house

Indolent
Indolent
May 24, 2024 7:57 pm

This is the full interview by Doc Malik with Andrew Bridgen from which that very alarming clip I just posted came. It’s almost two and a half hours long.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 24, 2024 7:59 pm

Looks like more bad news from Gaza with additional dead hostages being found.

Under an UNRWA building | The tunnel where the hostages’ bodies were found (23 May)

How astounding that they were being kept under an UNRWA building and the UN didn’t know about it. Weird huh?

rosie
rosie
May 24, 2024 8:01 pm

Impossible!

rosie
rosie
May 24, 2024 8:03 pm
Reply to  rosie

Someone on twitter was trying to argue it wasn’t an unwra building as the sign said it had been renovated by unwra with iirc funds from Germany. Must have missed the tunnels on the blue prints when they signed off on the renos.

Chris
Chris
May 24, 2024 8:02 pm

Should be declared a terrorist funding organisation, and all accessible members taken in charge.

KevinM
KevinM
May 24, 2024 8:15 pm

Without โ€“ without โ€“ starting another circumcision debate, I will assert that this bloke is perhaps better suited to hedge trimming.

No debate here, my view of the matter; if nature provides it, keep it.
Be it by design or evolution, it must have a purpose.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 24, 2024 8:27 pm

Floreat, Western Australia: Two people shot dead at a home in Perth – with a third person rushed to hospital
Daily Mail. Who said nothing ever happened in Perth?

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 24, 2024 8:53 pm

Very unWestern Suburbs. Really South of the River or Eastern Surburbs really.

DrBeauGan
DrBeauGan
May 24, 2024 8:34 pm

This is the full interview by Doc Malik with Andrew Bridgen from which that very alarming clip I just posted came. Itโ€™s almost two and a half hours long.

I havenโ€™t seen the long interview but the clip is terrifying and far too plausible.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 24, 2024 8:35 pm

Brittany Higgins accused of โ€˜co-publishingโ€™ tweet defaming Linda Reynolds originally solely blamed on fianceRebecca Le MayThe West Australian
Fri, 24 May 2024 5:49PM

Brittany Higgins is being accused of collaborating with her fiance over an allegedly defamatory social media post he made, potentially expanding Senator Linda Reynoldsโ€™ case against her.
At a pre-trial conference late on Friday, Senator Reynoldsโ€™ lead lawyer Martin Bennett said his team had last week obtained WhatsApp messages between Ms Higgins and David Sharaz discussing a tweet on January 27 last year.
The messages, secured through the process known as โ€œdiscoveryโ€, were essentially โ€œYouโ€™ve got more followers, you put it on yoursโ€, Mr Bennett said.
He said the alleged collaboration made Ms Higgins a โ€œjoint publisherโ€ of the tweet, which has since been taken down and was originally attributed solely to Mr Sharaz.

โ€œThere was a discussion whose Twitter account was a better one to post it on and that indicates that they werenโ€™t acting independently of each other,โ€ Mr Bennett told reporters outside court.
โ€œThe law in Australia, confirmed by the High Court in (Dylan) Vollerโ€™s case, is that if you participate in any way in the publication of a defamation … then you were liable as a co-publisher.
โ€œWeโ€™re now suggesting to the judge to bring it in, in Ms Higginsโ€™ proceedings rather than Mr Sharazโ€™s.โ€

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 24, 2024 8:58 pm

Why โ€œdiscoveryโ€? Even for Teh Worst that seems sloppy.

Dr Faustus
Dr Faustus
May 24, 2024 8:35 pm

I recall an earlier CSIRO report saying the renewable poles and wires would cost a trillion. I canโ€™t find that report or reference. Has anyone got it?

That started waaay back in 2015, and was subsequently confirmed in the 2017 Gen cost report.

Since then, whoever at CSIRO who was responsible for this wicked misinformation and disinformation has been sent for reeducation, and Arts/Law Top Men from AEMO have been brought in to the GenCost process to ensure proper rigor and correctness.

Now:

Our analysis from 2017 estimated it would cost Australia a trillion dollars to convert to renewables. Our current estimate is $500 billion. A large part of this is because of recent technological innovation.

Technological innovation: the Expertโ€™s friend. The same Superpower that allows the 2023/24 GenCost to rigorously shit-can nuclear on the basis that, done in Australia, it would [pluck] cost three times the recent South Korean experience. Because rigorous. And Expert.

Iโ€™m on the road at the moment, and unfortunately canโ€™t conveniently give the link.

cohenite
May 24, 2024 8:37 pm
Reply to  Dr Faustus

That’s the one. Thanks.

Top Ender
Top Ender
May 24, 2024 8:39 pm

…in (Dylan) Vollerโ€™s case…

Aspiring rapper?

Isn’t he in jail?

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 24, 2024 8:55 pm
Reply to  Top Ender

From memory he was released from the tronk in the Northern Territory, only to be seized by the South Australian coppers?

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 24, 2024 9:01 pm

I think he had a few legal wins along the way but never really followed it.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 24, 2024 9:04 pm

Posted earlier about finding trespassers, squatting in a vacant house, on a property someone else happens to own. THEY are trespassing, yet I have to speak nicely to them, ask them “Pretty please, to pack up and leave,” and get a court order to have them evicted…

Chris
Chris
May 25, 2024 1:09 pm

Find an ex-husband, fire him up and send him round there with a cricket bat.

Dr Faustus
Dr Faustus
May 24, 2024 9:04 pm

Aspiring rapper?

Isnโ€™t he in jail?

Insufficient.

The minimum official qualification for aspiring rapperdom is death by stupid misadventure – preferably under circumstances that suggest potential of massive compensation for grieving relatives.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 24, 2024 9:15 pm
Reply to  Dr Faustus

As in the case of the aspiring rapper, who shot himself in the head, playing with the laser sight, on a loaded pistol?

Carpe Jugulum
Carpe Jugulum
May 24, 2024 9:16 pm

*And no, World Wide Wrestling wasnโ€™t REAL wrestling.

Get behind thee Satan, prince of lies.

Oh come on
Oh come on
May 24, 2024 10:42 pm

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Last edited 7 months ago by Oh come on
Oh come on
Oh come on
May 24, 2024 10:44 pm

Their ABC:

Walyalup/Fremantle can climb inside the top eight with a win in the west but the hosts face a tough task against in-form premiers Collingwood, as Sir Doug Nicholls Round continues.

Walyalup/Fremantle? These people can feck right off.

Indolent
Indolent
May 24, 2024 10:58 pm
Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
May 24, 2024 11:09 pm

Okay.

We have now worked out that the reigning premiers (Collingwood, for the heathens) have the odds stacked up against them.

Absolutely horrible umpiring in the last few minutes.

Horrible, and as gay as a Christmas Special with Elton John.

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 24, 2024 11:33 pm

It was an โ€ฆ umm โ€ฆ unusual free kick. BT did his best to defend it but nobody was buying it.

Steve trickler
Steve trickler
May 24, 2024 11:15 pm

A magnificent couple.

—–

Steve Inman:

Brazil: Carjackers get beat up by the couple they tried to rob
https://rumble.com/v4wx7wl-brazil-carjackers-get-beat-up-by-the-couple-they-tried-to-rob.html

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 25, 2024 8:36 am
Reply to  Steve trickler

I want them on my side!

Rabz
May 24, 2024 11:34 pm

Michael Jacksoni – the kid is not my son, I tells ya!

It’s the mighty bass line* that just sucks you in, (allegedly) lifted as it was from Hall n’ Oates’ “I can’t go for that“.

I report, you decide, Cats …

*Courtesy of this legend, Louis of the Brothers Johnson

Last edited 7 months ago by Rabz
Rabz
May 24, 2024 11:37 pm
Reply to  Rabz

Thanks Joh, for inspiring this comment – Billie Jean deserves its place in the pantheon.

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johanna
johanna
May 24, 2024 11:48 pm
Reply to  Rabz

My pleasure. ๐Ÿ™‚

IMHO, it’s a song that will stand the test of time.

Rabz
May 25, 2024 12:02 am

Goil – this is my favourite Wacko Jacko ditty.

The production, Cats, Quincy Jones doing it again … ๐Ÿ™‚

Ellie
Ellie
May 25, 2024 12:40 am

At 6:33pm I was given a voice. Thank you.

JC
JC
May 25, 2024 1:25 pm

I could well imagine what’s going on at Media Matters. Musk is suing them for lying in an attempt to hurt his business – X. In order to defend themselves they had to hire a law firm. The fee vig would be eating into their bank balance is a huge way and that vig has to either be coughed up, monthly in advance, or as soon as the invoice is sent out. It’s not cheap.

Black Ball
Black Ball
May 25, 2024 9:19 pm

Had the great pleasure of playing football today with my son. Bit sore but loved every minute.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
May 25, 2024 10:22 pm
Reply to  Black Ball

We have had a wonderful time this arvo playing ‘football’ with a small soccer net in a Brisbane back garden where the team consisted of our daughter and son-in-law and our lovely grandies, who are our three year old grandson and two grand daughters aged 8 and nearly ten, plus Grandpa Hairy and Grandma me. I am the worst kicker of all. Even the three year old does better! Such a riot of noise and helpful siblinghood and other forms of encouragement must have been heard streets away with cries of goal! and offside!! ringing through the air, and not without energetic disputes.

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