Guest Post: MatrixTransform – The choices, the choices…

I am never going to reveal my vaxed or unvaxed status to anybody. So, just to let you know in advance…I won’t have to make a choice because I have done so already.

You mate, you have to choose…and you’ll have to choose every single time.

I do hope you’ve considered all the consequences.

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“I don’t care what you do with me, Br’er Fox” said Br’er Rabbit. “Just don’t fling me in that briar patch over there. Roast me, Br’er Fox, but don’t fling me in in that briar patch,” said Br’er Rabbit.

“It’s so much trouble to start a fire,” said Br’er Fox, “that I think I’d rather hang you.”

“Hang me just as high as you please, Br’er Fox,” said Br’er Rabbit, “but for Lord’s sake don’t fling me in in that briar patch.”

“I don’t have any string,” said Br’er Fox, “so I think I’d rather drown you.”

“Drown me just as deep as you please, Br’er Fox,” said Br’er Rabbit, “but for Lord’s sake don’t fling me in in that briar patch.”

“There’s no water nearby,” said Br’er Fox, “so I think I’d rather skin you.”

“Skin me, Br’er Fox, snatch out my eyeballs, tear out my ears by the roots, and cut off my legs,” said Br’er Rabbit. “Only please, Br’er Fox, please don’t throw me into the briar patch.”

“It’s not going to be much fun skinning you,” said Br’er Fox, “you’re not scared of that. But you are scared of the briar patch.”

And with that, Br’er Fox yanked Br’er Rabbit off the Tar-Baby, and he flung him -KERPLUNK!- right into the briar patch.

26 thoughts on “Guest Post: MatrixTransform – The choices, the choices…”

  1. The times I have been asked I reply with a polite query about their gynaecology state or their latest proctologist’s visit.
    We are, after all, exchanging private medical information.
    It pays to be courteous.


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  2. I am never going to reveal my vaxed or unvaxed status to anybody

    You might not but the gummint sure as hell will. One way or another. I admire your stand, MT. Went out last night to several places. Broke all the “rules”. I honestly don’t know why people comply with all the bullshit other than they have to.


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  3. The Bird in Hand Winery at Woodside SA has announced that “no covid jabs=no entry”.
    Too furious to respond to them yet.
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  4. Nutty Nettysays:
    September 4, 2021 at 12:10 pm
    The Bird in Hand Winery at Woodside SA has announced that “no covid jabs=no entry”.
    Too furious to respond to them yet.
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    Send a response along the lines: “No entry = no purchases, even at bottle shops/wine sellers away from your Winery”.


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  5. Bird in Hand Winery

    People like this won’t listen; they need to shown.
    Seen their website? They’re pretty woke already.
    So their latest policy can get them where they’re going even faster.


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  10. most people will assume you are unvaxed

    firstly, most people are morons.

    secondly, many many very intelligent people are also morons

    and treat you as such

    what … like it’s none of their fucking business ?


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  11. I’m getting some confused looks when my response to that particular question is “Why do you ask?” They clearly are only expecting a yes, no or MYOB response and the struggle to formulate an acceptable answer is très amusing.

    I, on the other hand, need to work harder on the poker face if I really want to cause them more social discomfort.


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  16. a reader says:
    September 4, 2021 at 6:29 pm
    And your dating profile. Apparently every one of them has that as an option now

    Is there an HIV virtue signal?

    Love us love.


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  19. MatrixTransformsays:
    September 4, 2021 at 4:58 pm
    most people will assume you are unvaxed

    firstly, most people are morons.

    secondly, many many very intelligent people are also morons

    and treat you as such

    what … like it’s none of their fucking business ?

    The government will make it necessary for many retailers etc to make it their business. Morons or not, if you don’t answer you will not be allowed entry. That’s where we’re heading, any moron can see that.


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  23. MatrixTransformsays:
    September 4, 2021 at 8:20 pm
    The government will make it necessary for many retailers etc to make it their business.

    how?

    … you should stay in your lane Doc

    They are half way there MT. They’ve butchered enough freedoms and will continue. Qantas has already announced it may restrict travelers on the basis of vaccination. Vaccine passports are coming.
    Whenever someone invokes common sense be afraid(see bolded text below).

    Rather than just asking Australians to get a COVID-19 vaccine, governments will start treating the vaccinated differently to the unvaccinated in an effort to make being part of the first cohort much more attractive.

    The vaccinated will have more freedoms. It might mean more freedom to travel, more freedom to get together with loved ones, or even to go to football matches and concerts.

    The Prime Minister argues it is a commonsense approach — that those who pose less of a risk to others be allowed to undertake riskier behaviour.



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  26. and one more fucking thing …

    I getting pretty sick and tired of medical ‘experts’ reaching for anecdote, or some old shit the Guardian printed.


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