A room full of media advisers and image management consultants and that idiotic Happy Father’s Day message is what Andrews comes out with?
Listen to this Mong dress up neglect as care.
My bio-father still lives on his own.
His heating is broken, and I have to bend all the rules to organise and install a new AC Unit. I will too. There will be three of us and we do it in a day.
And yes, the Old Bloke will stay there while we do it. See, his knee grinds bone on bone and so, with one leg shorter than the other he practically limps in a circular pattern around his frigid dog-box.
He can get us beers when the job’s done.
Since it would clearly be wholly illegal to drive 30km today and visit, I guess I’ll ring the Old Bloke and pass on your heartfelt message, Dan.