Open Thread – Tues 4 Jan 2022


The Rape of Europa, Francisco de Goya, 1772

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Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 7, 2022 6:19 pm

Any other Cats heard of rumour that there will be takeover of the US government by military in the not too distant future?

Phhht.
The US Military is more concerned with redecorating the transgender toilets in non-confronting colour schemes.

Dot
Dot
January 7, 2022 6:23 pm

Jane Kerosene on Twitter blames the fake COVID crisis we’re in on libertarians – you know, small government types like Swan, Morrison and Frydenberg, accumulating over 850 bn of debt.

Small government. At 1/3 of GDP, clearly this is way, way too small.

That generational welfare and poverty – Ah, small government.

Expensive housing – clearly not taxed enough!

Those refugees the left care about clearly need more government.

Banning celebrities for clout – small government.

Micallef is still good value.

Celebrity chef Adam Liaw being a condescending, hysterical weakling, calling vaccine hesitant babies whose lives could be spared.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 7, 2022 6:23 pm

Here’s the thing. Each county should just get a vote. Do you want to be part of Ireland or Britain?

I misread ‘county’ as ‘country.’

Now there’s an awful thought- What if the Irish voted against being Ireland, and the British voted against being Britain?

That would be kinda complicated…

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
January 7, 2022 6:24 pm

Not a good sign Jupes. Let’s hope it is a delay with the aircraft elsewhere, even if it is a long one I have been on flights where the pilots don’t hold back the horses to make up time.

If it keeps delaying I’d be asking to be routed through another city not on the pox list, in fact I’d be making tentative inquiries about the flight and discussing options now. Plenty of times it has save my behind because the lady behind the counter has remembered me and kept me updated.

miltonf
miltonf
January 7, 2022 6:25 pm

Carosene is about the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 6:26 pm

Morrison went to the cricket today.

Social media exploded.

What do they expect him to be doing…personally administering PCR tests?

He may be pretty lame, but he attracts an almost Trumpian level of disdain from the usual types.

Imagine Dutton.

Dot
Dot
January 7, 2022 6:28 pm

Kerosene is basically saying that us small government folks are responsible for government waste.

Stop waste now! Communism for efficiency! Comrades! Peoples!

This is why we need an IQ test before we teach children literacy.

miltonf
miltonf
January 7, 2022 6:28 pm

Why do the meja promote people with hatred for and hostility towards everyday working Australians?

Dot
Dot
January 7, 2022 6:29 pm

What do they expect him to be doing…personally administering PCR tests?

Adam Liaw is giving out medical advice so why the hell not?

Indolent
Indolent
January 7, 2022 6:29 pm

If the Queen had any integrity she wouldn’t award it in the first place.

The Queen has no say in these matters.

She does have some leeway. Someone said the other day that this one was in her personal gift.

Pogria
Pogria
January 7, 2022 6:29 pm

All the best for your trip Jupes.

Fingers, toes and flaps crossed.;)

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 6:31 pm

She does have some leeway.

I’m sure she’d love to…alas, she doesn’t.

Who am I…calling H.M. “she”?

miltonf
miltonf
January 7, 2022 6:31 pm

The Queen has no say in these matters.

so in that case I’m not even sure when value the taxpayer is getting out of the Windsors.

Rabz
January 7, 2022 6:32 pm

Bairstow, you magnificent bastard

Dot
Dot
January 7, 2022 6:32 pm

Tony Blair won a war (or two)…

He has a claim of sorts to being knighted if not nobility.

IIRC, each O-9 (full) General/Admiral/Air Chief Marshal from the UK got a baton and at the minimum, a knighthood if not land and peerage, if they went to war and won…this has been happening since Queen Anne, no?

miltonf
miltonf
January 7, 2022 6:33 pm

so in that case I’m not even sure what value the taxpayer is getting out of the Windsors.

johanna
johanna
January 7, 2022 6:33 pm

Roger says:
January 7, 2022 at 2:49 pm

Now people have stopped smoking coffee is about the only excuse for getting out of the office for some sun.

Now…when I wer lad, we were bound to desk and tea lady came ‘roond.

Aah, the tea lady. When I were a junior Commonwealth pube in the early 1970s, the tea-ladies were all Spanish and usually called Maria. So were the cleaners in the ANU Halls of Residence. I have never found out why or how this happened, something strange in the Immigration Department which remains a mystery.

Which brings us to the Great Tea Trolley Disaster of 67.

Still spoken of in hushed tones.

JC
JC
January 7, 2022 6:34 pm

I dunno how the TV ended on free to air and why I was watching the Channel 9 news. There was an ad for the show called Married At First Sight. One scene in the ad had a dude saying

“My wife is a psychopath”

It may be worth watching to see why when it comes on later in the month 🙂

jupes
jupes
January 7, 2022 6:35 pm

Okay! Just got the “go to gate” call. Looks like it’s up to McClown to put a stop to this now. Thanks for the good luck wishes Cats and speak soon.

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
January 7, 2022 6:35 pm

Jane Kerosene on Twitter

Nothing that follows will be good.

Its the pixel equivalent of “Here there be dragons” on old maps.

You know whats great about being a generation x-er?
Knowing Ill get to see most of the flogs and “intelligensia” who have polluted Australia for as long as ive lived will soon be dead.

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 6:37 pm

so in that case I’m not even sure when value the taxpayer is getting out of the Windsors.

I’d venture to suggest that tourism alone covers their expenses.

What a dreary place England would be without the monarchy.

Would Yanks be flocking to Britain to visit Oliver Crowell’s birthplace?

Having said that, once H.M. inherits her eternal reward, all bets are off for me.

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 6:38 pm

God speed, jupes.

JC
JC
January 7, 2022 6:39 pm

Big Fat Clive is now on TV running an ad for the UAP and peddling a fast train service thereby allowing people to commute 300K in a hour, own their own home and have a quality life in the sticks.Yea, the UAP sounds like a great vote deal.

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 6:40 pm

Aah, the tea lady. When I were a junior Commonwealth pube in the early 1970s, the tea-ladies were all Spanish and usually called Maria. So were the cleaners in the ANU Halls of Residence.

I remember Italian cleaners, Jo. But the tea ladies were working class Anglo ladies of a certain vintage.

JC
JC
January 7, 2022 6:41 pm

My wife is a psychopath

All wives matter!

Timothy Neilson
Timothy Neilson
January 7, 2022 6:42 pm

jupes,
Get some luggage checked in. A mate once got a seat on an overbooked flight only because he had the same name as a Hyper-Ultra-Lord-Of-The-Universe level frequent flyer, but even though he was only Contemptible Minion level frequent flyer the lord of the universe got bumped because he had only carry-on and they’d have had to delay the flight to get my mate’s checkin off.
Good luck – hope that “go to gate” isn’t just wishful thinking by the airline staff.

Razey
Razey
January 7, 2022 6:46 pm

JCsays:
January 7, 2022 at 6:39 pm
Big Fat Clive is now on TV running an ad for the UAP and peddling a fast train service thereby allowing people to commute 300K in a hour, own their own home and have a quality life in the sticks.Yea, the UAP sounds like a great vote deal.

Dont care as long as the clot shot mandates are fully removed.

Timothy Neilson
Timothy Neilson
January 7, 2022 6:46 pm

BoJo is apparently using the Queen as a human shield for Blair’s knighthood, the gutless fat turd.

Blair was given a KG, which is something awarded (or not) on Ministerial advice. (As best I understand it, only KStJ’s or other StJ gongs are actually matters for Royal prerogative.)

JC
JC
January 7, 2022 6:50 pm

Dont care as long as the clot shot mandates are fully removed.

Except that mandates are state and not Federal.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
January 7, 2022 6:52 pm

Speaking of flying, just watched this via Ace of Spades. 17,500ft in a powered paraglider… Noice.

https://youtu.be/L1Z8YT6w7Rc

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 6:55 pm

As best I understand it, only KStJ’s or other StJ gongs are actually matters for Royal prerogative.

That sounds right, Timothy.

A separate order from the political gongs.

Cassie of Sydney
January 7, 2022 6:56 pm

“miltonfsays:
January 7, 2022 at 6:33 pm
so in that case I’m not even sure what value the taxpayer is getting out of the Windsors.”

I think the Poms get a lot out of Betty Windsor. Imagine the UK without the monarchy? Whilst I have my reservations about some Windsors, I like Anne, Sophie and Edward and William and Kate.

The whole UK honours system is as corrupt as our “honours system” and they both should be abolished. Now just wait for the Australia Day gongs, I bet it’s going to be another ghastly choice although given last year’s AOTY, could it be any worse?

johanna
johanna
January 7, 2022 6:57 pm

Summernats currently on in Canberra, much to the disgust of many residents.

We have some Summernats fans from as far away as SA staying at the motel. The guy in the room next door told me this morning that he has been coming for more than 20 years – not sure where he is from. He books his room for next year as he is leaving.

Unfortunately the weather is tropical – humid and overcast with thunderstorms. But it was dryish for most of today.

I love Summernats, and despite the fact that the fastidious element among the Canberra elite loathe it, it brings in a huge amount of business at a time of the year when hotels and restaurants are mostly empty. So every year, the precious ACT government has to hold its collective nose and cop it. It’s always glorious to watch. 🙂

How they must grind their teeth when the burn-out competions are on!

Steve Trickler (now resident at Adam’s) put up some great clips of burn-outs at the Nats. Enough to make Greta weep – heh heh.

Old Lefty
Old Lefty
January 7, 2022 6:58 pm

Witchcraft is woke!

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-59894693
Rest assured, though, that, although this happened under the Calvinists and in the modern, not the medieval, era, they will somehow drag the pope into it too.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 7, 2022 7:01 pm

Summernats currently on in Canberra, much to the disgust of many residents.

😀 Excellent trolling of the Canberra green-wokerati by the bogan class. Long may it continue!

Old Lefty
Old Lefty
January 7, 2022 7:01 pm

Awards in the Royal Victorian Order (CVO, KCVO, etc) are in the Sovereign’s gift and awarded for personal service to her and the family.

Bons
January 7, 2022 7:01 pm

I never encountered tea ladies, but I still quake in fear remembering the risks associated with returning a document to the typing pool for correction.
Thar be dragons indeed.

Timothy Neilson
Timothy Neilson
January 7, 2022 7:03 pm

I bet it’s going to be another ghastly choice although given last year’s AOTY, could it be any worse?

More often than not these days it’s the previous 12 months’ most sensational victim.

Brittany Higgins?

Timothy Neilson
Timothy Neilson
January 7, 2022 7:04 pm

Old Leftysays:
January 7, 2022 at 7:01 pm
Awards in the Royal Victorian Order (CVO, KCVO, etc) are in the Sovereign’s gift and awarded for personal service to her and the family.

Thanks OL, didn’t know that.

Old Lefty
Old Lefty
January 7, 2022 7:04 pm

On the Windsors, by the way, Bob Hawke showed very good political judgement, long into his retirement, when he warned his own party not even to think about pushing for a republic while Elizabeth is on the throne. The Australian people have too much respect for her.

Cassie of Sydney
January 7, 2022 7:05 pm

Brittany Higgins?”

OMG.

Mater
January 7, 2022 7:07 pm

Except that mandates are state and not Federal.

It’s a joint activity, and they are all guilty.

Australian Immunisation Register Amendment (Reporting) Bill 2020
Second Reading

Mr HUNT (Flinders—Minister for Health and Minister Assisting the Prime Minister for the Public Service and Cabinet) (09:55): I move:

…The AIR [Australian Immunisation Register] provides Australians with an immunisation history statement (IHS) which displays all immunisations that an individual has had that are recorded on the AIR. The IHS, or immunisation history statement, can be viewed and printed via Medicare Online, myGov or the Express Plus Medicare mobile app. Vaccination providers can print an IHS on behalf of their patient. Immunisation information on My Health Record is updated via a daily feed from AIR data.

The IHS can be used by individuals to prove their immunisation status for child care, school, employment or travel purposes, particularly as there are cases around the world where different types of vaccinations are required for different countries.

This is the one thing that facilitates this tyranny. Without it, it isn’t possible.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 7, 2022 7:07 pm

Witchcraft is woke!

That’s not news. US witches spent Trump’s entire term casting spell on him. None worked.

Each month, thousands of witches cast a spell against Donald Trump (2017)

On a typical Wednesday, by the light of the waning moon, Kate Doucette joined several thousand strangers on the internet in casting a spell to “bind” Donald Trump.

Doucette — which is her married name, not her legal name — is one of the “resistance witches,” an at least 13,000-strong umbrella group of internet neo-pagans, Wiccans, solo practitioners who self-identify as “hedge witches,” longtime magical practitioners in various traditions, and committed activists. They’ve come together each month since Trump’s inauguration with one goal: to perform a spell — equal parts quasi-religious ritual and activist performance — to “bind” the president, forming a collective known as the #MagicResistance.

You’d think that there’d be righty witches as well as lefty witches, seeing that there’re supposed to be white and black ones. But no, all witches seem to be lefties. Millions of them.

Ed Case
Ed Case
January 7, 2022 7:10 pm

I think the Poms get a lot out of Betty Windsor.

Queenie has been an absolute fucking disaster.
And who cares what Bob Hawke thought, he was lower than Rattlesnake piss.

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 7:12 pm

Brittany Higgins?

She’s left her run too late.

State nominations are already in.

Thankfully no professional victims this year by the looks.

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 7:13 pm

Queenie has been an absolute fucking disaster.

Those Battenbergs, eh?

rosie
rosie
January 7, 2022 7:14 pm

Family members (s) need pre-surgery pcr tests.
Time booked, in and out in ten minutes.
The benefits of private health insurance.
Though I’d like to think public patients booked for surgery get a similar arrangement.
Still looking forward to when testing regimes are so 2021.

Rabz
January 7, 2022 7:15 pm

As a Perth resident, I am wondering how you lose a Test to rain in summer?

You don’t, Bear, as we’ve just seen.

The most temperamental weather in Sydney in my lifetime has always been in early January.

The Bairstow’s effort this afternoon was a tour de force. One run in two hours, 97% humidity, a smashed thumb and all done while wearing a woollen sweater (seriously, WTF?).

First (and probably only) English century this test series. At this rate it will also be the only test in this series that goes for longer than three days.

Mater
January 7, 2022 7:17 pm

The IHS, or immunisation history statement, can be viewed and printed via Medicare Online, myGov or the Express Plus Medicare mobile app.

We managed to live and travel without App access to our immunisation record, right up to 2020.
What changed that required such instantaneous access?
I’ll give you two guesses, but you should need only one.

No, the LNP are up to their necks in this shit.

Ed Case
Ed Case
January 7, 2022 7:17 pm

Brittany Higgins became the popular choice as AOTY by snatching her job and cutting ties with the Liberal Party, then going public with her story.
Massive respect.
Win/Win for the Government too, they got rid of Reynolds and replaced her with Peter Dutton, a few months later we’re getting Nuke Subs.
On the subject of next AOTY, it’s a foregone conclusion that it will either be a GayBoy with 6 kids or a M-F Tranny.

Helen Davidson (nmrn)
Helen Davidson (nmrn)
January 7, 2022 7:18 pm

Brittany Higgins?

Nah. It’ll be someone who does something related to Wuflu.

Dot
Dot
January 7, 2022 7:19 pm

That’s not news. US witches spent Trump’s entire term casting spell on him. None worked.

You need to read up on ATL Carver and the cult of Kek.

You’re imagining things…

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 7:20 pm

First (and probably only) English century this test series. At this rate it will also be the only test in this series that goes for longer than three days.

Now he deserves a knighthood.

Rabz
January 7, 2022 7:22 pm

A midnight train from Georgia has been trapped on the tracks in Virginia for more than 30 hours…

Bluddee hell! 🙂

H B Bear
H B Bear
January 7, 2022 7:26 pm

Brittany better hurry up with her 15 minutes of fame. Once Groogs finishes those security tapes and it goes to trial with a couple of witnesses cross examined I don’t think we’ll be hearing much about her again.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
January 7, 2022 7:29 pm

Matersays:
January 7, 2022 at 7:07 pm

I mentioned the fact there is no opt out to this unlike My e-health last year. Just before it went live they changed the privacy act and regulations to allow something that previously was verboten if a person did not give consent with disclosing medical records. In fact the old privacy act had written into it about the right to withhold medical info.

We did fill out the form to supress who can access though but it isn’t good enough. I would prefer to opt out. I keep a full register of my vaccines in an old yellow card, my vaccine status is a matter for me and my GP, it is and never has been the business of Karens, the Government or anyone else.

johanna
johanna
January 7, 2022 7:30 pm

Bons says:
January 7, 2022 at 7:01 pm

I never encountered tea ladies, but I still quake in fear remembering the risks associated with returning a document to the typing pool for correction.
Thar be dragons indeed.

It was a brave man who chose to do battle with The Queen of Hearts who was in charge of the typing pool.

There is a wonderful part of a novel – can’t remember which – where the formidable head of the typing pool (English) had cards from heads of typing pools all over the Empire on the wall behind her. You know, camels, elephants, Indian palaces.

Just remembered – The Divine Agatha ‘A Pocketful of Rye.

What a clever and perceptive woman she was.

Rabz
January 7, 2022 7:36 pm

the government would also be encouraging the minimisation of mingling

The title of my next bestseller:

“(encouraging) the minimisation of mingling”

A follow up to the highly praised blockbuster:

“There will be no singing or dancing”

😕

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 7, 2022 7:37 pm

Bairstow’s effort this afternoon was a tour de force.

Ben Stokes was really getting going too…until a goat knocked him over.
Lyon is a very fine bowler. I can’t recall a better offspinner for Australia.
Interesting in this story Lyon is the only offspin bowler:

Top 5 Australian Test spinners of all time (2017)

Other four being Warne, MacGill, Grimmett and Benaud. I can’t argue with that.

Razey
Razey
January 7, 2022 7:37 pm

John of Melsays:
January 7, 2022 at 5:15 pm
May I contact you privately for advice?

If Dover can provide my email, no problem.

Sent you a message.

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 7:38 pm

The title of my next bestseller:

“(encouraging) the minimisation of mingling”

A follow up to the highly praised blockbuster:

“There will be no singing or dancing”

The subject calls for a trilogy:

‘Flattening the Curve.’

Boambee John
Boambee John
January 7, 2022 7:39 pm

miltonfsays:
January 7, 2022 at 6:28 pm
Why do the meja promote people with hatred for and hostility towards everyday working Australians?

Because the MSM has hatred for, and hostility towards, everyday working Australians?

Baba
Baba
January 7, 2022 7:40 pm

Brittany Higgins became the popular choice as AOTY by jobbing her snatch ….

Mater
January 7, 2022 7:42 pm

We did fill out the form to supress who can access though but it isn’t good enough.

TRANSCRIPT (Press Conference)
03 Dec 2020
Prime Minister

The Hon. Greg Hunt MP, Minister for Health: Thanks, PM, and thanks David. So the immunisation register already exists. Think of it as a digital yellow book. Many of you would have had the World Health Organisation yellow books growing up and, like me, you’ve probably lost it over the years. And so this is an online version that actually exists already. And the change here is simply that whilst we maintain as an absolute article of faith voluntary but strongly encouraged vaccination, we have mandatory reporting of vaccinations for flu, for the National Immunisation Programme, for diseases such as mumps, rubella, pertussis and for COVID-19 vaccines. That’s very important, whole of nation public health information. But it’s also critically important information for individuals.

Journalist: Can companies get access to it?

The Hon. Greg Hunt MP, Minister for Health: No, no, it’s private. It’s your- it’s your medical record and it’s nobody else’s.

Weasel words. No, companies and businesses don’t have direct access, but given they know you now have instant access to it, they can use it as a tool to discriminate, by demanding you provide it as proof.

I’ll not forget.

Boambee John
Boambee John
January 7, 2022 7:42 pm

Dot

each O-9 (full) General/Admiral/Air Chief Marshal from the UK got a baton and at the minimum, a knighthood if not land and peerage

They get the knighthood, and sometimes the peerage, but not the land AFAIK, and batons seem to have dropped off around the late 1980s/early 1990s.

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 7:43 pm

The subject calls for a trilogy:

‘Flattening the Curve.’

The prequel.

H B Bear
H B Bear
January 7, 2022 7:46 pm

‘Flattening the Curve.’

and other Tales

Dot
Dot
January 7, 2022 7:47 pm

The last knighted British FM coming home victorious was after the Falklands were won back then John?

Boambee John
Boambee John
January 7, 2022 7:48 pm

Bonssays:
January 7, 2022 at 7:01 pm
I never encountered tea ladies, but I still quake in fear remembering the risks associated with returning a document to the typing pool for correction.

One lady I worked with had started her career interrogating Japanese PoWs. Her personal style still reflected some of that beginning.

Indolent
Indolent
January 7, 2022 7:48 pm
Dot
Dot
January 7, 2022 7:48 pm

Genuinely interested.

Old colleague was a British Army reservist First Lieutenant who was deployed during the Malayan Emergency. Used to wax lyrical. Amazing we published papers, he could talk a bar table under itself…

Dot
Dot
January 7, 2022 7:49 pm

25 year old Kylie as a Japanese tea lady.

*You will like my sense of style*

Part of me did.

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 7:49 pm

As a Perth resident, I am wondering how you lose a Test to rain in summer?

Different climate, Bear.

If I were a betting man I’d wager Sydney and Brisbane each get enough rain over a normal summer to match or better most English Test venues.

Factor in La Nina and…

Indolent
Indolent
January 7, 2022 7:50 pm
jupes
jupes
January 7, 2022 7:50 pm

Still on the tarmac but finally moving! See ya!

Boambee John
Boambee John
January 7, 2022 7:52 pm

Dick ‘Ed

Brittany Higgins became the popular choice as AOTY by snatching her job

Phrasing!

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 7, 2022 7:53 pm

Brittany Higgins?

Bruce Pascoe, for his work towards reconciliation?

H B Bear
H B Bear
January 7, 2022 7:54 pm

Mater at 7:42 – just like the WA QR data that no one outside WA Health had access to until WAPol were sprung using it and it turned out Sneakers had known about it for months, including the whole of the election period in which he didn’t think it needed to be made public.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 7, 2022 7:57 pm

after the Falklands were won back then

Haha.

Falklands row erupts as Argentina issues stunning nuclear weapons warning to UK (7 Jan)

There literally isn’t a day where the Argies aren’t saying “we wuz robbed”. What a bunch of socialist wankers.

Boambee John
Boambee John
January 7, 2022 8:00 pm

Dotsays:
January 7, 2022 at 7:47 pm
The last knighted British FM coming home victorious was after the Falklands were won back then John?

I think that the only Five Star promotions in recent decades were the Service Chiefs and the CDS. Woodward didn’t make Admiral of the Fleet (the RN equivalent of FM).

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
January 7, 2022 8:02 pm

For ‘Succession’ fans – there is a lot of complex interpretation of a very complex show out there on youtube but this clip is very good for showing how it is all done with the cinematography- the choreography of it Also interesting but not mentioned here is that ad libbing in character is an integral part of the scripting, although the incredibly impressive script is tight and has to be followed for the most part.

Thefrollickingmole
Thefrollickingmole
January 7, 2022 8:03 pm

On Mr Pascoe the Albinoriginie.

ABCess was advertising a few e-books and one of the 3 mentioned was young dark emu

Read by the coot himself. Sonorously intoning “ over 125 grains were harvested by Aboriginal people”

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 8:08 pm

There literally isn’t a day where the Argies aren’t saying “we wuz robbed”. What a bunch of socialist wankers.

Much more sexy than reforming the economy though.

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 8:11 pm

AOTY 2022 nominees:

ACT Australian of the Year: Patrick (Patty) Mills. Basketball player and Indigenous rights advocate.
NSW Australian of the Year: Professor Veena Sahajwalla. Founding Director of the Centre for Sustainable Materials Research and Technology at the University of New South Wales.
NT Australian of the Year: Leanne Liddle. Director of the Aboriginal Justice Unit.
Queensland Australian of the Year: Sue and Lloyd Clarke. Founders of Small Steps 4 Hannah.
SA Australian of the Year: Professor Helen Marshall. Vaccination researcher.
Tasmania Australian of the Year: Craig Leeson. Documentary filmmaker and journalist.
Victoria Australian of the Year: Dylan Alcott OAM. Athlete, paralympian, philanthropist, media commentator and advocate.
WA Australian of the Year: Paul Litherland. Cyber safety educator and campaigner.

Perhaps Carpe would like to run a book?

Probs not.

Crossie
Crossie
January 7, 2022 8:12 pm

Amanda Stoker has a new hairstyle, looks good.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
January 7, 2022 8:17 pm

Not too many ‘Succession’ fans here?
Just read backthread, quickly. Had my own hell of a day.
‘Betty Bucket’ seems to be the height of sophisticated TV satire here.
You’ll have to try harder, Pogria, to get any real traction on me.
Give ‘Succession’ a go, for there is plenty of meat there.

Rabz
January 7, 2022 8:19 pm

Amazing how popular culture (if it could be dignified with such a term) can change out of all recognition in just 15 years (which might seem like a blink of an eye, in hindsight).

White people, clad in white, being white, on a white middle aged heterosexual male’s nightly televisual variety broadcast out of New York*.

Try televising this live now and imagine the self righteous outrage**.

And I still can’t find a decent audio quality version of the song. 😕

*Letterman could never ever be described as a “televisual feast”.

**Audible as it would be, in space.

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 8:21 pm

‘Betty Bucket’ seems to be the height of sophisticated TV satire here.

No, that would be Yes Minister and Yes, PM.

Rabz
January 7, 2022 8:22 pm

There literally isn’t a day where the Argies aren’t saying “we wuz robbed”. What a bunch of socialist wankers.

This is why my contemporaries and myself have been referring to the Argie Roundball team for decades as “The Belgranoes”. 🙂

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 7, 2022 8:22 pm

AOTY 2022 nominees

My woke bingo card just melted.

Anchor What
Anchor What
January 7, 2022 8:23 pm

The NSW government “banning singing and dancing” – doesn’t sound Catholic to me. More like 1950s/60s Baptists. Or 7th-21st Century religionists of “Peace”.

Boambee John
Boambee John
January 7, 2022 8:27 pm

Dot

I think that FM Sir Edwin Bramall was the last Five Star CDS, and promotion to that level stopped around then (might have gone one more cycle).

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 8:28 pm

White people, clad in white, being white, on a white middle aged heterosexual male’s nightly televisual variety broadcast out of New York*.

And not a tattoo in sight.

What on earth were they thinking?

johanna
johanna
January 7, 2022 8:29 pm

Roger, what a depressing list of the fashionable promulgators of what we should believe and value.

What about the many people who help the elderly and disabled every day in their own communities? The ones who do their shopping, cook them a meal now and then, make sure they are OK?

These show ponies just downgrade real service to the community.

Crossie
Crossie
January 7, 2022 8:29 pm

About the Australian of the Year, it will be a group – all state CHOs. How can it be otherwise? Karens are in charge of the selection panel.

Eyrie
Eyrie
January 7, 2022 8:29 pm

Speaking of flying, just watched this via Ace of Spades. 17,500ft in a powered paraglider… Noice.
Doesn’t look like he was on oxygen either. Maybe the ground was at 5000 feet or so like some of Utah, Colorado etc.

I’ve seen unpowered hang gliders above 18000feet over the White mountains just north of Bishop, California. We were trying to dodge them as we were running down at cloud street in the Caproni A21J.

custard
custard
January 7, 2022 8:32 pm

President Donald J Trump
6th January 2022

To watch Biden speaking is very hurtful to many people. They’re the ones who tried to stop the peaceful transfer with a rigged election. Just look at the numbers. Does anybody really think that Biden beat Obama with the Black population in select Swing State cities, but nowhere else? That he would lose 18 out of 19 bellwether counties, and 27 out of 27 “toss up” House races, but somehow miraculously receive the most votes in American history with no coattails? That he would lose Florida, Ohio, and Iowa and win, even though it has never been done before?

They spread a “web of lies” about me and Russia for 4 years to try to overturn the 2016 election, and now they lie about how they interfered in the 2020 Election, too. Big Tech was used illegally.

Where did all those votes show up from in Georgia, where it was just revealed they sold ballots for $10 a piece, or in Pennsylvania, and Arizona, and Wisconsin. He acts like he’s aggrieved, but we’re the ones who were aggrieved and America is suffering because of it with poisonous Borders, record Inflation, a humiliating surrender in Afghanistan, $5 a gallon gas and higher, empty stock shelves, and rampant crime. America is a laughingstock stock of the world, and it’s all because of the real insurrection, which took place on November 3rd, but this is an election year and MAGA Republicans should get elected and work with me to fix this horror that Joe Biden and the Democrats have brought us.

Never forget the crime of the 2020 Presidential Election. Never give up!

calli
calli
January 7, 2022 8:32 pm

Great news, jupes!

Rabz
January 7, 2022 8:35 pm

err, Rog, if it’s any consolation, I gave the Strat a blast this afternoon (albeit on the mini Marshall), after being encouraged by a mate who was over this afternoon getting it out of its display mothballs and then playing it. There’s now a guitar tuning app on your phone, FFS …

The fingertips are still aching and I’ve misplaced my copy of this … 😕

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 7, 2022 8:36 pm

This is why my contemporaries and myself have been referring to the Argie Roundball team for decades as “The Belgranoes”

I arrived in Rosario one day in the nineties and my host proudly said this was where they held the World Cup! Argies are total tragics.

I wasn’t in a great mood because I got diverted to Montevideo because of fog, caught flu, had an ear ache, then was ripped off by a Buenos Aires taxi driver, then missed my domestic flight and spent hours carefully saying my newly learned term “per favor” trying to get on a flight to Rosario, before getting the last one in the day, whereupon watched the stewardesses going up and down the aisle spraying pesticide everywhere; all after not eating anything because there was a cholera scare. On the flight back couple days later I was promoted to 1st Class for the first and only time ever. That was on the same Aerolinas Argentinas flight where two passengers died of cholera from eating their in-flight meals two months previously.

I may be biased about Argies. Far warning.

custard
custard
January 7, 2022 8:36 pm

Further…

Biden is working hard to try and deflect the incompetent job he is doing, and has done, on the horrible Afghanistan withdrawal (surrender), the Borders, COVID, Inflation, loss of Energy Independence, and much more. Everything he touches turns to failure. That’s what you get when you have a rigged Election.

custard
custard
January 7, 2022 8:37 pm

Furthermore

Biden, who is destroying our Nation with insane policies of open Borders, corrupt Elections, disastrous energy policies, unconstitutional mandates, and devastating school closures, used my name today to try to further divide America. This political theater is all just a distraction for the fact Biden has completely and totally failed. Our Country no longer has Borders, has totally and completely lost control of Covid (record numbers!), is no longer Energy Independent, Inflation is rampant, our Military is in chaos, and our exit, or surrender, from Afghanistan was perhaps the most embarrassing day in the long and distinguished history of the United States—and so much more. Why is it that the Unselect Committee of totally partisan political hacks, whose judgment has long ago been made, not discussing the rigged Presidential Election of 2020? It’s because they don’t have the answers or justifications for what happened. They got away with something, and it is leading to our Country’s destruction. They want all conversation concerning the Election “Canceled.” Just look at the numbers, they speak for themselves. They are not justifiable, so the complicit media just calls it the Big Lie, when in actuality the Big Lie was the Election itself.

The Democrats want to own this day of January 6th so they can stoke fears and divide America. I say, let them have it because America sees through theirs lies and polarizations.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 7, 2022 8:41 pm

Wilf Oldham obituary
One of the last surviving veterans of the airborne assault on Sicily, as well as the ill-fated ‘Bridge Too Far’ Battle of Arnhem
Friday January 07 2022, 12.01am GMT, The Times
Obituaries

Wilf Oldham was lucky to evade capture at Arnhem in 1944, but he had been luckier still to survive the first British airborne assault of the war, Operation Ladbroke, in Sicily the year before.

At the outbreak of the war, Oldham, then aged 19, had volunteered rather than wait to be conscripted. He weighed just eight stone, but the medical officer said that regular food and fresh air would rectify that. Basic training with the East Lancashire Regiment at Squire’s Gate Camp, Blackpool — after the war, one of Fred Pontin’s first holiday camps — put a stone and a half of muscle on him. Twelve months later he volunteered for the newly raised airborne forces. Besides the glamour, he said, there was the extra pay.

Still a bit lightweight for the Parachute Regiment, he joined the Border Regiment instead, whose first battalion was being converted to a glider-borne role. While parachute troops could be inserted rapidly in large numbers, they could become widely scattered during the drop. Glider troops landed in formed bodies of sections and platoons — when, that is, they landed in one piece — making rallying much quicker. Gliders were, however, highly vulnerable to flak (tug-aircraft pilots referred to them with black humour as “towed targets”), as well as to natural or man-made obstacles on the landing grounds. Their pilots quipped that every descent was a planned accident. Oldham had never even been upstairs on a bus, and was surprised when on his first training flight he was the only one of his platoon not to be air-sick.

In early 1943, 1st Border, with the other units of the 1st Airborne Division, were shipped to north Africa to prepare for the Allies’ first assault on occupied Europe. They took off for Sicily from Tunisia at last light on July 9, but strong winds, pitch darkness and the inexperience of the tug pilots meant that more than half the gliders, including Oldham’s, were released too early and landed in the Mediterranean.

“I was nearest the door,” he recalled, “but owing to the pressure of the sea it was impossible to open it. Private Hurley found his rifle and smashed a hole in the canvas glider covering, this caused another rush of water which knocked me over. I was out of the glider and in the open sea, quickly followed by other men. The glider had settled in the water and we scrambled on the wings.”
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Oldham was a good swimmer and despite the swell managed to keep contact with the wing. Others were not, and drowned. The survivors were picked up seven hours later when the seaborne landings began. After Sicily it was decided that gliders would not be released at night over water or in inadequate moonlight.

Oldham’s brigade returned to Britain and he was promoted to lance corporal. 1st Airborne Division was dismayed to be sidelined for D-Day, and further frustrated by the cancellation of several operations because of the unexpectedly rapid progress of the ground troops. By autumn, however, Field Marshal Montgomery’s Anglo-Canadian 21st Army Group was held up on the Dutch-Belgian border. Montgomery conceived a bold plan to “bounce” the Lower Rhine in the northern Netherlands to force an early surrender of German troops. It was called Operation Market Garden. “Market”, under Lieutenant-General “Boy” Browning, the British commander of the Anglo-US airborne corps, was the operation to seize the bridges along the main road through Nijmegen and to Arnhem, while “Garden” was the follow-up by ground forces, spearheaded by the British 30 Corps. There were eight significant water obstacles between 30 Corps’ start line and the ultimate objective, the north bank of the Rhine some 60 miles distant. Browning judged that all the bridges would have to be seized simultaneously or else the Germans, guessing what was happening, would reinforce or demolish those that remained.

Montgomery told Browning that 1st Airborne Division would have to hold Arnhem bridge for two days until relieved. Browning thought they could hold it for four, adding, according to some accounts, “but we may be going a bridge too far”, which gave Cornelius Ryan the title of his book and the film based on it directed by Richard Attenborough. Oldham, like most in 1st Airborne, just wanted to “get going” rather than wait about in England any longer.

Because of the strong flak defences, dropping close to Arnhem bridge was deemed too risky for both parachute and glider troops, so the air-landing brigade were given the job of securing a lodgment some three miles north and west of Arnhem from which the two British parachute brigades, dropping a mile and more further west, could make for the bridge, and where reinforcements and resupplies could be flown.

Beginning on the morning of September 17, 20,000 troops of Browning’s corps were dropped by parachute and 15,000 flown in by glider, together with more than 1,700 vehicles and 263 artillery pieces, to seize the succession of bridges. Oldham’s glider made a perfect landing on Ginkel Heath, but the reception was hotter than expected. They were soon in action, including eventually against an SS battalion consisting of non-German, including Dutch, troops. The parachute brigades found the reception just as hot.

1st Airborne could do no more than get a single battalion (2nd Parachute) to Arnhem bridge, and even then could not take its southern end. There were far more Germans at Arnhem than Allied intelligence had predicted, and reinforcements poured in daily, including tanks. Artillery and mortar fire was increasingly brought to bear on the division, and violent counterattacks launched, especially against the shrinking perimeter of the air-landing brigade’s lodgment, or “the cauldron” as it was bleakly christened. At one stage, Oldham was knocked unconscious by a shell blast.

On the ninth day, 30 Corps having been held up every mile of the way and still short of Arnhem, 2 Para ran out of ammunition. Montgomery ordered 1st Airborne to break off the fight and get back across the Rhine as best it could. Assault boats, many of them from the Canadian engineers, were hurried forward to ferry them out during darkness, but when Oldham and his party eventually reached the bank there were already several hundred waiting. He decided to chance walking further downstream instead in the hope that something would turn up, a risky venture as the Germans were now in possession of all but a short length of the north bank. They eventually stumbled across an abandoned rowing boat, and although the current carried them half a mile downstream, they made it to the other side. “Oh my, lad, you are in a state,” was the friendly greeting from a 30 Corps officer.

Of the 800 men of 1st Border, only 250 escaped; the remainder were killed, wounded or captured. The rest of the division fared no better.

Roger
Roger
January 7, 2022 8:46 pm

Rabz & Johanna – noted.

My reply just vanished into thin air and something requires my attention here.

Pls check back tomorrow.

.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 7, 2022 8:49 pm

On military things no one has mentioned the tangle yesterday. Literal tangle.

Royal Navy warship hit Russian ‘hunter-killer’ nuclear submarine in Atlantic clash (7 Jan)

HMS Northumberland let out its towed sonar cable to listen out for underwater sounds and to pick up where the submarine may have been.

However, in a startling collision the cable was reportedly “dragged over the submarine’s hull”.

The Sun said that the crew were then forced to abort the mission and return to port for repairs.

A source told the paper: “It was badly chewed up and unusable.”

A Navy source said they believed it was a “million-to-one chance event”.

They added it was highly likely the Russian sub would also have been damaged.

I suspect a number of Russian sailors will need a new issue of service underpants after this episode.

JC
JC
January 7, 2022 8:59 pm

The Democrats want to own this day of January 6th so they can stoke fears and divide America. I say, let them have it because America sees through theirs lies and polarizations.

Custard, with due respect and I’m not so much directing this at you personally. You say let them, in other words let them continue trying to brainwash the public. How has that worked out in the last 20 years? This scum literally destroyed cities and killed people because they hated Trump. How did this work out in the GOP’s favor?

miltonf
miltonf
January 7, 2022 9:08 pm

The old thief is actually doing a very good job as far his controllers are concerned. Marxist wrecking and cheap labor for the ruling classes. Win win. I think Biden has to one of the most evil excrescences ever to walk this earth. A dirty, dirty evil old man.

miltonf
miltonf
January 7, 2022 9:10 pm

This scum literally destroyed cities and killed people because they hated Trump.

Democrat mayors were happy to do this- hard to believe.

Razey
Razey
January 7, 2022 9:11 pm

This bloke reckons the Kazahk’s revolted due to them not being able to use banks without a clot shot & QR code. It has little to to with LPG prices…

The gov has fled the country and police who dont join the freedom fighters are being arrested.

Maybe John can confirm?

https://www.bitchute.com/video/eO03sLvOn2IN/

areff
areff
January 7, 2022 9:12 pm

Frydenberg has COVID, says AAP.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
January 7, 2022 9:15 pm

The composer of the musical score for ‘Succession’ discusses, with piano exampling and the applied orchestral clips, the triumph that is his musical score for the first two series. The third series carries on and extends the musical motifs. All musicians should take a peek at this master class.

Razey
Razey
January 7, 2022 9:16 pm

areffsays:
January 7, 2022 at 9:12 pm
Frydenberg has COVID, says AAP.

Report comment

Safe and effective. LOL

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
January 7, 2022 9:17 pm

Eyrie, even if the truth was stretched the view looked good and the oxygen part was the first thing I noticed. I’d always thought above 10,000ft oxygen or pressurised cabin was a must but from what I have just read on Hypoxia he seems to be pushing the absolute limits.

Wally Dalí
Wally Dalí
January 7, 2022 9:22 pm
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
January 7, 2022 9:26 pm

There literally isn’t a day where the Argies aren’t saying “we wuz robbed”. What a bunch of socialist wankers.

Yes, ‘los malvinas son Argentinas’ is all over the sea wall as you dock in Ushaia, down near Cape Horn.
Memorials stand out in tribute to the fallen. Local lads. You can’t help but see that they did suffer for it.

rickw
rickw
January 7, 2022 9:27 pm

Wife’s question tonight was “can you get a job overseas?”

The Djokovic thing has done it for her, she has realised that this no longer politicians trying to make the best of a bad situation, the politicians in Australia are actual idiots, they’re a complete embarrassment.

rickw
rickw
January 7, 2022 9:30 pm

Safe and effective. LOL

The vaccines are so shit they don’t protect anyone.

COVID is so shit that it hasn’t killed a single politician.

JC
JC
January 7, 2022 9:30 pm

areff says:
January 7, 2022 at 9:12 pm

Frydenberg has COVID, says AAP.

Areff, at the rate we’re going we should be surprised if someone doesn’t have it or hasn’t.

We flattened the curve, locked down, curfewed, cops threatening grandmas so we could delay the hit for two years.

miltonf
miltonf
January 7, 2022 9:30 pm

the politicians in Australia are actual idiots, they’re a complete embarrassment.

correct- they are now a cast and drawn from a group who have never wanted for anything

P
P
January 7, 2022 9:32 pm

Frydenberg has COVID

It was bound to happen as Josh would have been stressed-out over the Novak ban.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
January 7, 2022 9:32 pm

Jupes, like Cinderella. Just getting home under the wire before midnight.
Reminds of the last scenes of Cassablanca. Except you get the girl too.
Trust no delays now and 12.01 sees you on the tarmac the other side.
Lag on EST is in your favour too.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
January 7, 2022 9:35 pm

oops. Lazlo did get Ingrid Bergmann in the end, didn’t he?
Forgot in the excitement of your lift off that poor old Bogart took one for the team there.
As did Ingrid I suspect. Whatta show that was.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 7, 2022 9:35 pm

Frydenberg has COVID

Poor man. I wonder how many times he’s been vaccinated so far?

Rabz
January 7, 2022 9:35 pm

Custard – those Fatty Trump speech excerpts are magnificent. He is fully justified in maintaining his mighty righteous rage. He’s identified the problems, picked his targets and he hasn’t missed. Here’s the lowlights:

– open Borders
– corrupt Elections
– disastrous energy policies including energy dependency on OPEC (again)
– unconstitutional mandates
– devastating school closures
– rampant inflation
– military incompetence and ignominious surrenders

How a foul incompetent multi decadal brain damaged syphilitic ol’ parasite who is incapable of even stringing three words together was “elected” president of the USA in 2020 in a record vote defies description.

For a very good reason. He wasn’t.

It’s a signal lesson for Ozzies. You supposedly don’t vote for these bastards, but you will end up eating their shit sandwiches regardless. As we’ve been doing since 1975.

But yeah, there will be no great awakening.

Enjoy your servitude. I’ll be doing everything I can to avoid it.

Rabz
January 7, 2022 9:38 pm

Joshi Frydchickenberger has COVID

Looks a lot like he did before he had COVID.

Wally Dalí
Wally Dalí
January 7, 2022 9:38 pm

“can you get a job overseas?”
Will you be allowed the freedom to leave? I think the answer is No.

calli
calli
January 7, 2022 9:39 pm

Swing low chariot, come down easy
Taxi to the terminal zone
Cut your engines, cool your wings
And let me make it to the telephone

For Jupes

😀

Razey
Razey
January 7, 2022 9:40 pm

Wally Dalísays:
January 7, 2022 at 9:38 pm
“can you get a job overseas?”
Will you be allowed the freedom to leave? I think the answer is No.

At the moment, yes you can. However, this could change at any time.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
January 7, 2022 9:41 pm

I am on my second good red and very pleasant it is too.

Going now to watch a Foxtel show of amateur film clips from the 60’s in the UK with running commentary by Hairy over the top of Tony Robinson’s rather irritating voice. Hairy’s been at the crickit all day and missed a few dramas here.

miltonf
miltonf
January 7, 2022 9:42 pm

It’s a signal lesson for Ozzies. You supposedly don’t vote for these bastards, but you will end up eating their shit sandwiches regardless. As we’ve been doing since 1975.

Agree- the unipardy has been around for decades. Don’t agree with multiculturalism? (a marxist brain fart if ever there was one)- too bad, you’ll get it no matter who you vote for.

You seriously wonder why Fraser filth worked so hard to oust Whitlam when he kept all his reforms going anyway.

miltonf
miltonf
January 7, 2022 9:45 pm

The more I look back on the Fraser Government, the more the term ‘hard left’ comes to mind.

P
P
January 7, 2022 9:47 pm

Josh Frydenberg:

After finishing high school, he took a gap year to play tennis full-time in Australia and Europe. Frydenberg played against Mark Philippoussis and Pat Rafter, and represented Australia at two World University Games.
Wikipedia

Thefrollickingmole
Thefrollickingmole
January 7, 2022 9:56 pm

They are reduced to larping that elite sportsmen and women are carrying the nanna-nullifier.

Mark from Melbourne
Mark from Melbourne
January 7, 2022 9:57 pm

AOTY 2022 nominees:

Perhaps Carpe would like to run a book?

Dylan Alcott by a country mile from that list.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
January 7, 2022 9:57 pm

Friedeggburger has the coof, pity its not arse cancer.

Rabz
January 7, 2022 9:58 pm

You seriously wonder why Fraser filth worked so hard to oust Whitlam

Milt – it’s an interesting concept when you think about it.

St Gough had impeccable credentials as an everyman, a war hero (and yes, he was), a barrasite and a faithful hubby to his beloved Madge in their humble suburban surroundings – Cabramatta, no less, where his beloved “Veitmanese* Balts” would eventually end up in great numbers thanks to his successor’s munificence.

The Fraser – landed gentry (i.e the Squattocracy), too young to serve in WW2, Oxford graduate, elected an MP when he was 25.

These are the scum who sold this country down the toilet after Ming the Merciless had left the scene.

Arrogant born to rule bastards who knew they knew best.

Australians never saw the outcomes of their disastrous sanctimonious idiocy coming, or if they did, were powerless to stop it.

And here we are – tyrannized by pygmies perched on the shoulders of giants with feet of clay. 🙁

*Deliberate

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
January 7, 2022 9:58 pm

Wally Dalísays:
January 7, 2022 at 9:52 pm

Wow how many more EU countries can we piss off?

incoherent rambler
incoherent rambler
January 7, 2022 10:03 pm

AOTY 2022 nominee: Arky

For service to the science of car repair.

Rabz
January 7, 2022 10:11 pm

Speaking of – Arks – FFS, stop sulking and get back here, Squire.

bespoke
bespoke
January 7, 2022 10:19 pm

johannasays:
January 7, 2022 at 6:57 pm
Summernats currently on in Canberra, much to the disgust of many residents.

One of the few good memories I have of the place.

custard
custard
January 7, 2022 10:37 pm

I feel your pessimism Rabz

We are winning. Buy more popcorn!

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
January 7, 2022 10:39 pm

If this is Jupes’s flight two thirds way home… Even if in an unlikely diversion they’d be landing WA now:

https://www.flightradar24.com/QFA1017/2a6b832c

I did a return out of Melbourne to Perth once for 3 weeks work, 5 hour flight an old B737, mostly over the bight too. I was pretty young and never flown that long let alone that distance over water. Remember being slightly nervous about it.

Razey
Razey
January 7, 2022 10:42 pm

custardsays:
January 7, 2022 at 10:37 pm
I feel your pessimism Rabz

We are winning. Buy more popcorn!

You think we are winning? How so?

They have the power of the state, the little people will always lose.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
January 7, 2022 10:44 pm

Not happy to settle for diplomatic Cold War with Serbia, Scumo now adds the Czech Republic to his growing list of countries he’s fallen out with by having Voracova shown the door.

Let’s see the pathetic merchants of hate tear strips off a long time low ranking female doubles player.

Shit people get shit results.

Indolent
Indolent
January 7, 2022 10:44 pm
Rabz
January 7, 2022 10:48 pm

the little people will always lose

Until they don’t, razers.

Never, ever lose heart.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
January 7, 2022 10:49 pm

Fraudenberger getting Covid has really brightened my evening.
Met a fit young bloke selling cars at a dealership today who is just back at work after getting the coof from mates.
Off colour for a couple of days and said the good old standby Sudafed worked great on symptoms.

custard
custard
January 7, 2022 10:51 pm

What Rabz said Razey.

JC
JC
January 7, 2022 10:53 pm

Gez

Josh is one of the better performers and he’s been a very steady hand.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 7, 2022 10:55 pm

The more I look back on the Fraser Government, the more the term ‘hard left’ comes to mind.

The Fraser Government was the greatest lost opportunity in this country – elected in a landslide with a clear mandate to dismantle the failed experiment in social engineering left behind by Gough Whitlam, it was almost as though he was too timid to exercise that mandate for fear of what the Left would say about him..

Indolent
Indolent
January 7, 2022 10:56 pm
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 7, 2022 11:00 pm

The more I look back on the Fraser Government, the more the term ‘hard left’ comes to mind.

The one achievement of the Fraser Government was to give the military a pay rise, to bring pay and conditions into line with civilian pay scales – I was very solemnly assured that “well, if you get a pay rise, the rest of the public service should be entitled to one, as well.”

Miss Anthropist
Miss Anthropist
January 7, 2022 11:04 pm

Do people no wot enormity Menes?
Methinks not.

rosie
rosie
January 7, 2022 11:15 pm

Took me 20 minutes to negotiate my way into the vice regal palace, there was even a discussion with the state police. I had my way and got a smile and wave in reply when I left.
Now at a eatery recommended by my aristocratic host.
No I don’t want Pad Thai please.
I’ve screen shot my explanation of why my qr code doesn’t work to try to avoid future contretemps.

DrBeauGan
DrBeauGan
January 7, 2022 11:18 pm

Do people no wot enormity Menes?
Methinks not.

Yes. They also think fortuitous means the same as fortunate.

Old School Conservative
Old School Conservative
January 7, 2022 11:18 pm

Summernats currently on in Canberra

The drama, the tension, the smoke!
My SiL took his pride and joy restoration down from Sydney and was rewarded with a place in the Grand Parade.
Dropped his gearbox doing burnouts just moments before the parade.
I’m now the proud FiL of a furious, embittered, broke young man.
Still, many stories of woe to listen to over a beer or 3.

rosie
rosie
January 7, 2022 11:21 pm

My son tells me he has recovered from his mild dose and is taking himself out of his self imposed one week of isolation.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 7, 2022 11:26 pm

Luxury perks ruled out for Novak Djokovic
Jamie Walker
Associate Editor
@JamieWalkerOz
Remy Varga
Reporter
@RemyVarga
32 minutes ago January 7, 2022
32 Comments

Novak Djokovic demanded ­access to his chef and a tennis court while in immigration custody in Melbourne as the Serbian government rallied to his side, urging that he be moved to ­accommodation “befitting the best sportsman” on the planet.

But the world No.1, detained since his visa was cancelled for breaching Covid vaccination rules, will have to make do with the $109-a-night Park Hotel in Carlton, where he is cooling his heels alongside remanded asylum-seekers who rate the in-house fare as “maggoty bullshit”. Australian Border Force officials flatly rejected Djokovic’s requests, explaining there would be no special treatment. Gluten intolerant and fastidious about his diet, the lanky 34-year-old had wanted his personal chef to prepare all meals.

He needed to train for the Australian Open, he explained, because there was still a chance he could take his place when the tournament starts on Monday week. Djokovic asked to be transferred to the luxurious rented home with a tennis court that was to have been his base. He would pay for private guards.

The answer was still no.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 7, 2022 11:30 pm

alongside remanded asylum-seekers who rate the in-house fare as “maggoty bullshit”

They should be grateful for the extra protein, surely.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
January 7, 2022 11:33 pm

Hey Custard has Scumbag Morrison been taking tips from Josyphilitic Bideton how to run a country into the ground. I looked at someones comment about dem’s getting the shits with Bidet tweet. The tweets replies were sickening, all certifiably criminally insane in their support fort the thief.

JC
JC
January 7, 2022 11:36 pm

There’s a correlation so it must be true.

Math doctorates awarded (US)
correlates with
Suicides by hanging, strangulation and suffocation

https://tylervigen.com/page?page=3

Rabz
January 7, 2022 11:48 pm

Following on from the controversies of last evening, including the (alleged) denunciations of “religionists”:

R is a lapsed Catholic, but he remains deeply influenced by Catholic thought. The Skinnerian view of man appals him. He thinks that a human being whose behaviour was simply the expression of conditioned responses is not fully human but an automaton. If he did the right thing merely in the way that Pavlov’s dog salivated at the sound of a bell, he could not be a good man: indeed, if all his behaviour was determined in the same way, he was hardly a man at all. A good man, in R’s view, would have the ability to do evil, an ability that he would voluntarily restrain*, at whatever disadvantage to himself.

*To paraphrase a Bard of some notoriety, “The concept of restraint is not strained”.

As various fascist monsters might soon discover.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 7, 2022 11:51 pm

Rabzsays:

January 7, 2022 at 6:32 pm

Bairstow, you magnificent bastard

A top knock.
And a ranga.
KD?

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
January 8, 2022 12:00 am

Australian Border Force officials flatly rejected Djokovic’s requests, explaining there would be no special treatment.

May be mistaken. Quite sure the judgement that was posted the other day had the Judge ruling he be given access to a Tennis Court till the appeal is heard. Wouldn’t that be contempt? Or even at the bare minimum very petty looking.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

Rockdoctor says: January 7, 2022 at 6:09 pm

The Qantas Club. One place that does not have any provision for those who do not have a smartphone.
QR checkin via phone, or no entry.

Where’s that Sal? Flew a couple times last year and Q Club Townsville had a tablet to sign me in. Brisbane they didn’t even check though I airily waved phone at the check in & walked through, Newcastle-Port Stephens doesn’t have a lounge but airport has manual sign in.

Sounds odd, I’d let Qantas Customer Care know.

Thanks Rokdokta. I may do just that.
It was Brisbane domestic, just before Christmas.
Flight was delayed Five hours. Qantas Club staff would not allow me as far as the door from the public concourse to Gates .
No smartphone to QR code: No entry.

“Download the app” was the barked command.
Explaining that I’ve utterly no idea how to use the internet on a phone, & my phone is not internet enabled, & that I’ve no ruddy idea how to download an app;
“Log in to the Brisbane airport wifi & do it that way” was the next barked command.
I’ve no ruddy idea what that involved & said that now is not the time to learn.
Shrugged shoulders was the mute reply, along with a look that said “eat my dog’s dung, microbe”

They glared in contempt over their masks, though eventually my pleadings & puppy dog look prompted them to tell me how delayed my flight would be. (This whole fiasco took about 15 minutes)

It was a long thirsty Five hours, Qantas Club wouldn’t let me in, shops would accept only card payment.
Just as it seemed I’d have to lower my standards & drink from a public fountain, a shop run by an owner-driver up the Virgin end accepted cash when he saw that was the only way he’d make a sale.

I’m now incensed to read upthread that Qantas Club will allow manual sign-in.
I’ve been a platinum frequent flyer for more than a decade (until covid that is, I’ve now lapsed to mere “Lifetime Gold”)

Real Deal
Real Deal
January 8, 2022 12:13 am

Rabzsays:

January 7, 2022 at 6:32 pm

Bairstow, you magnificent bastard

A top knock.
And a ranga.
KD?

To my eyes his ranganess and his shape remind me of Gary Cosier. Nothing pretty about his technique, but he could clobber the ball

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
January 8, 2022 12:24 am

Sal, just did some research and was unaware of this:

https://www.tropicnow.com.au/2020/december/21/manual-covid-19-check-in-banned-in-qld-from-wednesday

That said, it was last year and the only 2 times I was pulled up in Qld they had a tablet handy with the Qld Check in App, all I had to do was put my name and ph number in. It isn’t hard but I have found the Brisbane Domestic Q Club the runt of the litter so to speak.

FFS the last time I went into a NSW pub was the Imperial at Rooty Hill and they had the same set up and it would comply with Anna’s BS IMO.

Timothy Neilson
Timothy Neilson
January 8, 2022 1:06 am

This scum literally destroyed cities and killed people because they hated Trump. How did this work out in the GOP’s favor?

Pretty well, JC, because they hate and fear the Orange God-Emperor as much as, or more, than the Dems.

Old bloke
Old bloke
January 8, 2022 1:42 am

incoherent rambler says:
January 7, 2022 at 5:29 pm

We used to get sandpaper.

We used to get rabbits.

Woose. When we ran out of sandpaper, we’d use echidnas.

JD
JD
January 8, 2022 2:45 am

Seems a bit dated, but Australia and Covid in the news on CBN (Christian Broadcast Network). If they were current they would have cited that a Serbian Orthodox is spending Orthodox Christmas under lockup! Novax will probably get a entry ban to Australia stamped on his passport. You can piss Tennis Australia off to Hong Kong Kong for the next year, where conditions will be less restrictive than Oz!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoWGDu6qyuQ

rosie
rosie
January 8, 2022 3:57 am
Tom
Tom
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Tom
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Tom
Tom
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Tom
Tom
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Tom
Tom
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Tom
Tom
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Tom
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Tom
Tom
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Tom
Tom
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Tom
Tom
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Tom
Tom
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Tom
Tom
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Tom
Tom
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Tom
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Tom
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bespoke
bespoke
January 8, 2022 6:31 am
Top Ender
Top Ender
January 8, 2022 6:34 am

It’s beginning to look a lot like the final lap. Consensus is growing that Omicron has accelerated our progress towards the end of the Covid-19 pandemic, especially in countries such as Australia with high rates of infection.

“I like quoting Blade Runner – ‘The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long’,” says University of Sydney infectious diseases expert Robert Booy.

“I don’t think even the best virologists can tell you for sure when this pandemic may end. There is a great deal of scientific uncertainty – but in the past, pandemics have lasted two or three years, and they tend to quieten down after that.

“Experience teaches us that we might be in a good position, especially because we have got the double advantage of vaccination immunity and wild virus-induced immunity, both at high levels.”

Oz

Anchor What
Anchor What
January 8, 2022 6:39 am

Garrison’s Ray Epps is well done.
Meanwhile, Jo Nova hits it out of the park most days.
A contribution in cash is in order.

Anchor What
Anchor What
January 8, 2022 6:42 am

My evangelical friends have been predicting food shortages for a while, and here we go again! Coles CEO email says there’s trouble at t’mill, and we are back on limits for some things while shortages of staff and knots in the supply lines are untangled.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 8, 2022 6:54 am
Dot
Dot
January 8, 2022 6:56 am

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, GUYS!

COVID vaccines may briefly change your menstrual cycle, but you should still get one

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2022/01/06/1070796638/covid-vaccine-periods

Um, do vaccines of any kind normally have an effect on the endocrine & reproductive systems?

Anchor What
Anchor What
January 8, 2022 6:58 am

News website is the complete opposite of Jo Nova. Today they have stories on “the real meaning of Bindi’s new tattoo” and the huge size of Meghan’s clothing budget.

calli
calli
January 8, 2022 7:09 am

This one.

Thanks Bruce.

Gabor
Gabor
January 8, 2022 7:15 am

bespoke says:
January 8, 2022 at 6:31 am

Did Capitalism Save Communist China?

Seen it before but thanks for the refresh, still good as when first aired.

Cassie of Sydney
January 8, 2022 7:15 am

I bought toilet paper yesterday, despite having plenty.

I wonder if we’ll see another round of toilet paper punch ups?

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