m0nty November 14, 2024 11:26 am Trump’s announced appointees: Outstanding piss taking dickless.
m0nty November 14, 2024 11:26 am Trump’s announced appointees: Outstanding piss taking dickless.
Just let the man stew in his own juices for four years.
Just piss off, Nazi.
Winston Smith November 14, 2024 9:04 am An unpopular position for me to take, but Tulsi is a Trojan Horse.…
2016, yep, that one election my prediction was wrong. For the next eight years of US elections, I was correct…
Steve, I hope you got attention quickly after it happened. If so, stroke management these days is excellent and you’ll be back on your feet in a few weeks. Good luck.
I suppose it’s an improvement from the rainbow flag, which had been the fashion previously.
May be the next fad will be “I Stand With Monkey Pox Sufferers”.
Someone should develop an emoji for that.
An orangutang scratching his nuts?
The Ukraine war is a damning reflection of modern journalism.
Never before have we seen less or known less about the hot zones. Opinion and posture from safe areas have replaced the head down war correspondent.
It a war of self serving anecdotes that never gives you a full picture of the state of play. I’ve tuned out.
Two orangutans sharing an intimate moment?
Ed Casesays:
July 17, 2022 at 10:19 am
Remember this guy spits out random bullshit as he plays a kayfabe conservative to discredit the site.
Says an Extreme Right Libertarian posing as a voice of Moderation.
Dickless exposes his true persona, as a raving member of the fascist left.
What a hate filled spastic.
What’s that you say, Skip’?
And throws in a bit of gratuitous ethnic prejudice.
Ed Casesays:
July 17, 2022 at 10:26 am
What proportion of the California population can be described as “aren’t that many” blacks? You must have the data to hand to make (or is that make up) that statement.
You’re pettifogging again, to deflect from previous hysterically indefensible comments you’ve made.
But, hey, you reckon I’m lying, so you must have some, uh, evidence to help your case, right?
Right?‘
“Pettifogging”: Translation of Dickspeak: Damn, caught making stuff up again.
You made the assertion, it is up to you to prove it, not me.
From inside a school gymnasium no less;
https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1545882723683901440
Just thinking about the black-handed, dough-boys who lost their seats to the teals — Jason Falinski entered parliament after the Photios Phlange ousted Bronwyn Bishop, the woman who served 30 years in parliament. Six years as opposed to 30 years — does that mean he doesn’t get a parliamentary pension? Trent Zimmerponce in since 2015 he was installed after the Photios Phlange ousted Joe Hockey – does he get a parliamentary pension? Dave ‘Karma’ Sharma replaced Malcontent Turdball was in for 3 years he definitely won’t get a parliamentary pension, our gift from the IPA Tim ‘Colouring Books’ Wilson, 6 years -? and of course Josh Frydenchickenburger he’ll get a parliamentary pension – spineless spivs the lot of them — good riddance – and thanks for nothing ScuMo
They really are stupid, those Victorian Liberals, Matthew Guy most of all. Apparently Zak Kirkup’s thrashing after trying to out-green The Greens in WA has failed to be noticed by (try not to laugh) alternate government in Danistan.
Were he not an impotent idiot, Guy would have said, “We pledge to keep the lights on by any means necessary”.
Four more years of the Andrewsfilth. God help Victoria.
Make Just moved on AAP:
The Victorian coalition is promising to legislate an emissions reduction target of 50 per cent by 2030, if it wins the November state election.
Opposition Leader Matthew Guy on Sunday unveiled the policy, which matches Victorian Labor’s target and is higher than the 43 per cent goal set by the federal government.
The Victorian government has already committed to slashing emissions 50 per cent by the end of the decade, but is yet to legislate the interim target.
Under the coalition’s plan to reach the 2030 target, it has pledged to establish a $1 billion hydrogen strategy, upgrade transmission infrastructure in western Victoria to unlock renewable energy and set up a “Fixing Victoria’s Grid” taskforce.
It will also legislate a local gas guarantee for new supply, a policy first announced in 2017, within the first six months of taking office.
Mr Guy described it is a sensible plan for building the state’s future energy system and said it showed the coalition’s commitment to climate change action.
“By writing into law an emission reduction of 50 per cent by 2030, we will send the strongest possible signal that action on climate change is a priority,” he said.
It comes the day after the coalition announced it would offer rebates of up to $1400 for solar panels and $3000 for a home batteries, expanding on Victorian Labor’s signature Solar Homes program.
Premier Daniel Andrews would not be drawn on whether his government also planned to legislate the 2030 target.
“Apparently people who were opposed to renewable energy and didn’t believe in climate change a few weeks ago, suddenly (do). Nothing like a convert,” he told reporters.
In March, Mr Guy flagged the coalition would pursue Labor’s 2030 and 2050 emissions targets after in 2018 vowing to scrap them in favour of a national approach if they regained government.
But the Andrews government was comfortably returned for a second term, with Mr Guy stepping down as leader and the opposition’s policy left in limbo.
Mr Guy described it is a sensible plan for building the state’s future energy system and said it showed the coalition’s commitment to climate change action.
“By writing into law an emission reduction of 50 per cent by 2030, we will send the strongest possible signal that action on climate change is a priority,” he said.
Is that L-A-W law? A Mr Keating wants to know.
Sicktoria and the SFL’s.
If you think this is a good plan you would vote for the Greens.
Ed Casesays:
July 17, 2022 at 11:28 am
…
Wouldn’t it be easier [and more credible] to simply apologise to M0nty?
Come back to us on that when we’re wrong about something and the fat idiot hasn’t tried to verbal us.
You’re hardly in a position to lecture others, being an “All Time Great” in the Obstinate Transparent Falsehood in the Service Of Wrongology Hall of Fame, with your past attempt to justify one of your self-beclownments with your claim that Weipa isn’t in far north Queensland.
“By writing into law an emission reduction of 50 per cent by 2030, we will send the strongest possible signal that action on climate change is a priority,” he said.
Colombo on the Yarra.
Just thinking about the black-handed, dough-boys who lost their seats to the teals — Jason Falinski entered parliament after the Photios Phlange ousted Bronwyn Bishop, the woman who served 30 years in parliament. Six years as opposed to 30 years — does that mean he doesn’t get a parliamentary pension? Trent Zimmerponce in since 2015 he was installed after the Photios Phlange ousted Joe Hockey – does he get a parliamentary pension? Dave ‘Karma’ Sharma replaced Malcontent Turdball was in for 3 years he definitely won’t get a parliamentary pension, our gift from the IPA Tim ‘Colouring Books’ Wilson, 6 years -? and of course Josh Frydenchickenburger he’ll get a parliamentary pension – spineless spivs the lot of them — good riddance – and thanks for nothing ScuMo
the election in May wasn’t all bad- as for the Vicco libs, you wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire and the NSW libs are no different.
That Exceedingly Stupid Guy running the SFLs in Victoria has just ensured that I will vote for no-one in November.
If I wanted 50% emissions reduction by 2030 I would vote Green. ESGuy is guaranteeing the obliteration of any visible opposition in Victoria.
Visible = viable.
Lawyers are learned mongs who think if it’s written it must happen.
Not phased by the inability for a law against murder to stop all murders they turn their reality bending “ law” onto the world of energy production and dispatch.
Of ALL the things that need desperate attention in Sicktoria, (wasteful spending, Vikpol, and union coordinated Govt corruption just for starters) the SFL’s find a leftard issue that doesn’t even fkg exist to hang their hat on. Seriously, if breathing didn’t come natural to this clownshow, they’d all suffocate.
Megansays:
July 17, 2022 at 1:06 pm
Same here.
But I think all of us who think that way need to flood Guy’s inbox with messages saying what we’re doing and why.
I’m old enough to remember the dying days of the Fraser Government- Ian McPhee, John Menadue and Jerzy Zubrzycki. It was real hard left stuff that they came up with. Amazing that I continued to vote LNP for decades. I suppose it was ‘labor is worse’ but even that doesn’t cut it anymore.
generating a sense of crisis so people will demand “solutions” is not a basis for government
navigating our way out of the age of “nudge” and “spin”
I’ve already done that and also sent one to the LNP candidate going up against Labor in my electorate.
If they are so utterly brain dead that they cannot learn from the mistakes of others ie Zac Kirkup, then they are too dumb to deserve my vote.
““By writing into law an emission reduction of 50 per cent by 2030, we will send the strongest possible signal that action on climate change is a priority,” he said.”
Faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrk. Any party that supports that does not deserve to be in government. Groundhog Guy is a miserable, spineless, thin-lipped dullard.
I pity Victorians.
Cassie, how is Parrotwerp any better?
There is absolutely no way the ESGuy’s party can come back from this. They cannot reverse it without looking weak so they now have to continue driving the BDouble of Pathetic Opposition down the hill minus brakes towards the voting booths of Victoria.
Cannot wait to encounter* the poor fellow who has put a considerable amount of his own money into standing for the SFLs here. I asked him at his campaign launch what the party was planning to do in order to win back Once Were Liberal Voters such as myself.
Waffled on with usual nonsense of not making it personal against the sitting member and how impressed he was with ESGuy. ESGuy learned a lot from the last loss he assured me. If today’s announcement reflects all that learning then the IQ of ESGuy must have been in negative territory before he strong-armed himself back into the top seat.
Any organisation that steadfastly and stubbornly refuses to listen to the concerns of the electorate and equally steadfastly and stubbornly refuses to learn from the stupidity of others deserves exactly what is coming to it.
* Planning to utilise the Cassie/Sharma Protocol every single time.
“Tintarella di Lunasays:
July 17, 2022 at 12:24 pm”
You’ve said it best Tinta, and these useless, gormless and spineless Liberals have been replaced by even more useless, gormless and spineless “Steals”, and Dr Katie Allen and Fiona Martin, so called Liberals, were beaten by Labor candidates. What a fucking joke. You couldn’t make this up.
But you wanna know where I place the blame? At the feet of Scumbag Morrison, because he was the most useless, gormless and spineless of them all.
“Cassie, how is Parrotwerp any better?”
He’s not….we’ll have a Labor government here in NSW next March.
The SP parked next to the spineless, thin lipped dullard (thanks Cassie) at our local park a few weeks back. Another punter present called out requesting a stronger show of mongrel towards DickDan in order to make a fight of it.
Response? You catch more flies with honey.
A true original thinker who can lead Victoria out of the mire in which we are deeply embedded.
For once in his life the Prince was lost for words.
The guy they kicked out for drink driving was and is way better than Guy and is a conservative. He of course is gone. The woke cant abide a drinker.
If I had lost my employment every time I got pinged for pissy driving I would be broke and on the pension!
Thunderstorm starting in Melbournistan. Even the weather gods are pissed off with Guy.
Guy is looking to be in the Catbird Seat.
The decision in the Jason Roberts case has infuriated The Cops and indicates that Andrews can’t keep the lid on the Shitpot.
It’s too late for Labor to flick him, so Matthew Guy is the next Premier, short of being run over by a bus.
Whole blood exchange could offer disease-modifying therapy for Alzheimer’s disease, study finds
They’ve copied a set of experiments from several years back. The problem is establishing the cause of the result, and if it works in humans.
The forgotten people are even more alienated and treated with absolute contempt be the politcal class than ever. The Liberal Party has had so many chances to embrace these productive citizens but can’t or won’t. I suspect they’re not even capable of empathizing with real people at MacArthur or Eynesbury.
The bloke is a pisspot.
How would you feel if some drunk drove thru your front fence and hit your house with his Jag?
” No worries, bloke, you’re a good conservative, see you in church” ?
He of course is gone.
Tim Smith was upholding the Bolte tradition, minus the mates needed to make an alcohol-saturated blood sample ‘disappear’ before the court hearing.
As to his ouster, SFGuy was the prime mover.
SFGuy isn’t smart by any definition, but he’s rat-cunning sly enough to recognise a leadership threat and eliminate it.
Ha ha, it’s all Politics.
That will get bounced by the Legislative Council, and that’ll be the end of it.
Makkasays:
July 17, 2022 at 12:34 pm
This twat will be thrashed within an inch of his gormless life in November, just as he was at the last election. Most definitely the WA disease is rampant amongst the Victorian Liberal.
… with your past attempt to justify one of your self-beclownments with your claim that Weipa isn’t in far north Queensland.
Huh?
I’ll hafta give you the opportunity of providing a Screenshot or some other evidence for that, otherwise I’m calling you a sniveling fucking liar and a Troll.
You’ve got 3 minutes.
“Visible” works just as well, Megan.
You’re a liar.
No Jules, just no.
Thought James Morrow did a top job running Outsiders this morning, in Rowan Dean’s absence. He’s also been excellent filling in for Paul Murray during the week. Leaves Murray for dead IMHO.
You’re a liar.
I’ve got a pretty good memory, Roger.
Particularly for places and facts from Brisbane in the 1970s.
Have you considered leaving the SpongeBob/Dot/CornHolio/HB Bear material to those acknowledged experts in their field?
I’ll refresh the facts for you.
Gay pubs were The Exchange, The International in Spring Hill [a Cat get together was held there about 10 years ago], the front bar of The Alliance and the Private Bar in the Transcontinental.
The Windsor Hotel [where the Crest now sits] was also a notorious Gay Pub.
The Osborne in The Valley was frequented by heavy criminals and was a place to steer clear of.
The Hotel Cecil in George St. was the watering hole of senior Police during working hours M-F.
Abos were the clientele at the Palace, The Manhattan, The Adelaide and The Ship Inn, all in South Brisbane, the Port Office in Edward St was also worth steering clear of, and the Waterside Workers Club in Ivory St would serve anyone on a Sunday morning.
Confirmed then; you’re a liar. And a rather pathetic liar at that.
It’s one thing to peddle your inanities here, to the amusement of most and the consternation of some. But I have no time for liars. Goodbye!
Farmer Gez:
He’s probably added in the Ukraine harvest total as well.
Special ed is au fait with homo haunts.
Ed Casesays:
July 17, 2022 at 2:10 pm
Guy is looking to be in the Catbird Seat.
The decision in the Jason Roberts case has infuriated The Cops and indicates that Andrews can’t keep the lid on the Shitpot.
It’s too late for Labor to flick him, so Matthew Guy is the next Premier, short of being run over by a bus.
The Dickless oracle has spoken. Guy will be sweeping streets in the Mallee after the next election in Sicktoria (thanks to whoever made that one up).
Ed Casesays:
July 17, 2022 at 2:23 pm
… with your past attempt to justify one of your self-beclownments with your claim that Weipa isn’t in far north Queensland.
Huh?
I’ll hafta give you the opportunity of providing a Screenshot or some other evidence for that, otherwise I’m calling you a sniveling fucking liar and a Troll.
You’ve got 3 minutes.
It’s more than 3 minutes since you made your assertions about California schools, still no evidence provided.
Ed Casesays:
July 17, 2022 at 2:49 pm
You’re a liar.
I’ve got a pretty good memory, Roger.
Particularly for places and facts from Brisbane in the 1970s.
Have you considered leaving the SpongeBob/Dot/CornHolio/HB Bear material to those acknowledged experts in their field?
Translation: Dickless is a Flamer, of very long standing.
Dickless
I doubt that your type would have frequented the Normanby.
President Joe Biden delivered another verbal gaffe on the final day of his Middle East tour, when he accidentally praised the ‘selfishness’ of US troops.
The slip-up came as Biden delivered prepared remarks to leaders of the Gulf Cooperation Council in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia on Saturday.
‘For the first time since 9/11, an American president is visiting this region without American troops being engaged in combat — in a combat mission in the region,’ said Biden.
‘We’ll always honor the bravery, the selfishness — selflessness of the — and the sacrifices of the Americans who served, including my son, Major Beau Biden,’ the president added, quickly correcting his mistake.
Secretary of State Antony Blinken, sitting behind Biden as he spoke, was seen blinking and shifting uncomfortably in his seat as the president initially read his prepared remarks incorrectly.
Saturday’s regrettable slip-up was not the only blunder on Biden’s four-day swing through the Mideast, which included stops in Israel and Saudi Arabia.
On Wednesday, Biden was addressing Israeli leaders when he mistakenly vowed to ‘keep alive the truth and honor of the Holocaust’.
If it was Trump the media would be in meltdown. Daily Mail
So not content with the Liberal party being notable by their complete absence in the last couple of years, let alone making any noise about the government excesses, bar the bloke they kicked out. The Victorian Liberals have ensured it’s better for me to not vote at all in my safe Labor seat by announcing not only are they going to keep the pandemic legislation, but they will effectivly do all the same crap as the Andrews government, but HARDER?!?!?!
This demonstration on how to lose an unlosable election is brought to you by….
(no, not Bill Shorten)
Mathew Guy
Fuckwit.
Ivana Trump dies from blunt force trauma, no suspicious circumstances?
SMH, paywalled [mostly]
Happens to the best of us. Hope he gets up and about a bit faster than I managed to.
To celebrate a perfect Sydney winter Sunday – 21 degrees, not a cloud in the sky and the sun is beating down … 🙂
Groogs giving the ol’ tube sock (and himself) a good flogging today. Much better when school resumes.
Well, I’ve been taking advantage of the sun too. A month’s worth of weeds are now in the bin. A mere tithe of what needs to be done. My fault for planting such a big block in the first place.
And now I need a new hinge for my back.
Not sure the Victoriastan election was unloseable. Even when the Chairman was spraying the voters with rubber bullets.
Ed Casesays:
July 17, 2022 at 2:23 pm
[… with your past attempt to justify one of your self-beclownments with your claim that Weipa isn’t in far north Queensland.]
Huh?
I’ll hafta give you the opportunity of providing a Screenshot or some other evidence for that, otherwise I’m calling you a sniveling fucking liar and a Troll.
You’ve got 3 minutes.
Do your own research.*
* [H/t one Ed Case, who’s frequently used that rejoinder when asked for evidence of one of his fibs.
The incident occurred on the old site. There was a discussion about railways, and one comment drew a distinction between private and government railways in FNQ. Ed leaped onto the site, fellating himself frenetically, proclaiming everyone else to be idiots, and announcing that there was no such thing as a privately owned railway in FNQ.
He suffered a sudden failed erection when asked about Rio Tinto’s railway to Weipa. After much obfuscation and delay, he sneaked back onto the site to try to sneak in an assertion that Weipa wasn’t in FNQ.]
Big Nambas;
”
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/former-white-house-physician-says-biden-wont-finish-his-term?utm_source=&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=787
The big problem is how to get rid of him?
It can’t be because of his senility. That would be admitting he had a problem. So it will have to be a heart attack or similar. Perhaps the new variant Wuhan Zombie Virus?
But then the VP would take over – unless she caught it as well…
True. It was probably the best shot the Liberal party has had or will have in a generation or more though, and it looks like they can’t be bothered to show up.
And it has a name. Tang ping, or “lying flat”.
Defeatists.
well yeah- they seem to want to lose. No fire in the belly probably because they agree with the dick-tator but don’t like his accent.
when a pollie says its a sensible energy plan for the future… stock up on essentials urgently and get backup power
let it rot
unless she caught it as well…
In that case, it’s hail to the chief, President Pelosi
Ed Case says:
July 17, 2022 at 2:14 pm
The bloke is a pisspot.
How would you feel if some drunk drove thru your front fence and hit your house with his Jag?
” No worries, bloke, you’re a good conservative, see you in church” ?
For the first 50 years of my life most people drove after a few, say .08 or so, I certainly did from the day I was 17 until around 60 when I pretty well stopped drinking. Never had an “at fault” accident.
The powers that be have done a good job of demonizing anybody over .05, me I don’t give a fuck.
I also point out that most of the US is still .08 or .10 and they get along ok.
Johanna/Zipster:
Whilst both of youse is right, the proper term is cultists.
Boort Lake, very poplar but gets crowded.
Farmer Gez: Give my regards to long ago classmate Frank McGrath, who I’m told is now Boort’s supreme supremo
I also point out that most of the US is still .08 or .10 and they get along ok.
Australians never miss an opportunity to make a restriction two or three steps more restrictive than similar restrictions O/S.
Just saw this. As Tom said, if got early prognosis can be very positive. My brother had a mini-stroke about a month ago, he got onto it early and was back home the next day. Never ignore the early signs, like loss of control or poor motor control of one side of the body, droopy face on one side, and the like. Always worthwhile having an aspirin handy and call the ambulance straight away.
Hope you’re better soon, Steve.
And everywhere I checked where they allow comments people are saying similar to here, bagging them for being Labor lite. So you can only conclude exactly that. They want to lose and just have a cushy life in opposition with no responsibility.
He’s a Charlton bloke isn’t he areff?
Grassy McGrath.
Labor Trolls are commenting on Liberal Party leaders all the time.
And guess what?
Nothing they say is positive [or worth reading].
How about that?
“True. It was probably the best shot the Liberal party has had or will have in a generation or more though, and it looks like they can’t be bothered to show up.”
Remember in October last year, not long after Groundhog Guy assumed the leadership yet again, there were mass freedom protests in Melbourne and the MSM smears began in earnest describing how the protesters were all far-right, white supremacist, neo-Nazi, anti-vaxxers and so on, and at one protest, amidst the thousands of people, there was a sole protester carrying a mock noose (I didn’t have a problem with that). Well, the MSM just loved this and it gave them more ammo to further screech, scream, smear, sully, slur and slander the protesters and so what did the great Victorian Liberal leader Matthew Guy do in the face of these lies? He forbade all Victorian state Liberals from appearing at any of the protests. Now a political leader with any spine, with any spirit and with any balls would have said to his troops that he expects every single on of them to be at the next freedom protest and he’ll lead the way. But Matthew Guy is no such leader, instead he is, as I described him earlier, a tinpot, thin-lipped, nasty little tyrant who’s far too concerned about his own image than the lives of ordinary Victorians. And just look at how he’s treated Bernie Finn. Matthew Guy is a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
keep inflating the pooch
The Stupid Fucking Liberal must be destroyed
It’s Scummo’s fault
Put the Liberals last
Etc, ad nauseum.
4 weeks later:
What type of generator do I need to boil a cup of tea?
What survival foods are best?
How long can I live on water and cold baked beans?
Does a bathtub make an efficient fireplace?
Will my car run on water?
convicts and their gaolers
Australian TV advertising is now a neverending commercial for what self-hating white Green-voting athiest “creatives” see as our future – a matriarchy where, instead of actually making and doing stuff, men simply shop for their African-born brown-skinned wives at outlets approved by the Chinese Communist Party and, of course are happy owning nothing – home ownership being an indicator of white supremacy.
FMD, Australian advertising creatives are ramming their pointless, rudderless , godless consumerism down our throats 24/7 … in 30-second bites. Watch it and tell me I’m wrong.
Bernie Finn acted like a Labor Party plant.
Abortion is a divisive issue, like it or not.
Raising it in the run up to a State Election just makes for a certainty of spending another 4 years in Opposition.
Speaking of pointless, rudderless and godless, many thanks to Head Case, the worst Cat troll since around 2009, who nevertheless has provided my best belly laughs today.
How Covid zealots are spreading a campaign of fear filled with dubious advice to keep Australians quaking in their boots – despite 98.6 per cent of positive cases not requiring hospital treatment
Daily Mail
Ed Case says:
July 17, 2022 at 5:09 pm
The Stupid Fucking Liberal must be destroyed
It’s Scummo’s fault
Put the Liberals last
Etc, ad nauseum.
4 weeks later:
What type of generator do I need to boil a cup of tea?
What survival foods are best?
How long can I live on water and cold baked beans?
Does a bathtub make an efficient fireplace?
Will my car run on water?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA, I will pay that one.
I have had a cousin and sports associate treated early for strokes – full recoveries, back into everything full pelt, no noticeable memory loss etc.
Good luck Dr Kates.
Ozzie Cossack – languishing in Gaol
The Bosi – is not
Why is this so, Cats? 😕
(and no, Eddles, you are disqualified from answering)
All true.
Gez, I haven’t seen him since HSC and won’t see him again until 50th school reunion in October, but he hailed from Boort and I was told he was the town’s premier citizen. Mad as a cut snake at school, so news of his ascent in adult life came as something of a surprise.
My most recent memory has him demonstrating that he could hit the toilet block ceiling with a high-power golden jet.
Given age and prostates, I don’t expect him to repeat that at the reunion.
Hey Cassie you forgot inarticulate when describing Mathew Guy. I have only heard him speak once so I may be wrong. I suppose he wasn’t making up things as the Labor bunch would, he just seemed bereft of words on topical subjects.
Hey Win – good to see you back.
Which is funny because they had prohibition, yet we did not.
Zippy was right, convicts and gaolers.
Or, taxpayers and bureaucrats.
I’m more concerned that TV ads are front-loading the slobby anglo male into ads when trying to sell bloke things to blokes- ie beer, utes, and famously Gillette razors.
Would I take recommendations from a man who can’t shave, can’t speak clearly, can’t do up the buttons on his check shirt muu-muu, and spends his time towing pony floats, trailbike riding or cuttin’ up the beach yyyyyew? No way Xavier.
Could a comely blonde turn my head to Great Northern lager, the Isuzu D-Max or MacQuarie Bank? Hell yes
So, WHERE ARE THE COMELY BLONDES?????
and no, wry tolerant dusky femmes will not cut it. Especially when they’re all in khaki and cargo pants.
Another possible theme for the next radio show – Reggae …
Farmer Gez says:
July 17, 2022 at 12:10 pm
The Ukraine war is a damning reflection of modern journalism.
Never before have we seen less or known less about the hot zones. Opinion and posture from safe areas have replaced the head down war correspondent.
It a war of self serving anecdotes that never gives you a full picture of the state of play. I’ve tuned out.
I like to try read both sides – Russia Today, sott.net, http://www.strategypage.com etc – especially given Biden,
Joe Biden boasted that as vice president he threatened to withhold $1 billion in foreign aid from Ukraine unless they fired the prosecutor looking into a lucrative contract held by his son, Hunter Biden.
and
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A conversation between a State Department official and the U.S. ambassador to Ukraine that was posted on YouTube revealed an embarrassing exchange on U.S. strategy for a political transition in that country, including a crude American swipe at the European Union.
especially given Julia Nuland’s Involvement in President Trumps’s impeachment on Ukraine Call
Ukraine crisis: Transcript of leaked Nuland-Pyatt call
But Given America is Baiting the Russian Bear using Ukraine Bodies on NATO and US Behalf with WW III and Nuclear War possible
Yes Prime Minister was well ahead of its time – current situation described in
“When Will You Press the Button”
and in
The Red Hot Nuclear Button | Yes, Prime Minister | Comedy Greats
areff says:
July 17, 2022 at 5:27 pm
Gez, I haven’t seen him since HSC and won’t see him again until 50th school reunion in October, but he hailed from Boort and I was told he was the town’s premier citizen.
I’ve consulted the in-laws.
Frank’s from Lake Marmal, Grassy is from another family Charlton way according to them.
One of my friends was a teacher at Frank’s school a while back.
It’s almost as if Victoria’s Stupid Fucking Liberals have are running a masterclass on how to wipe out the party’s parliamentary representation like Zack Kirkup did in WA.
Parliamentary democracy works only if there is an effective opposition. The SFLs are hellbent on turning Victoria into a Chinese-style rubber stamp for the communist party central executive — the model Daniel Andrews learned out of a Marxist textbook at Monash University.
I’m more concerned that TV ads are front-loading the slobby anglo male into ads when trying to sell bloke things to blokes- ie beer, utes, and famously Gillette razors.
Would I take recommendations from a man who can’t shave, can’t speak clearly, can’t do up the buttons on his check shirt muu-muu, and spends his time towing pony floats, trailbike riding or cuttin’ up the beach yyyyyew? No way Xavier.
Could a comely blonde turn my head to Great Northern lager, the Isuzu D-Max or MacQuarie Bank? Hell yes!
So, WHERE ARE THE COMELY BLONDES?????
and no, wry tolerant dusky femmes will not cut it. Especially when they’re all in khaki and cargo pants.
So what the hell did Cossack do to warrant incarceration? Sounds way over the top but that’s what thought crime gets you now it seems.
Bosi actually reminds me of the man in the glass booth
The secret of effective advertising- repetition
Repetition
It’s my job to be repetitive!
It’s my job to be repetitive!
What is it?
My job!
You mean, Infidel Tiger.
Andrew Bolt: 2021 Census reveals toxic new anti-white racism as Aussies call themselves black
This astonishing increase in the 2021 Census is dramatic evidence of Australia’s toxic anti-white racism — and the biggest spike was in Victoria.
The latest census, which revealed less than half of Australians identify as Christian, has caused “quite a stir”, with some claiming Australia is “abandoning God”.
It’s now so embarrassing to be white that another 90,000 Australians have decided to call themselves black instead.
Think of tens of thousands of more Bruce Pascoes.
Or let’s put it more kindly: it’s now so chic to be black that these 90,000 Australians have called themselves Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander for the first time in their lives in the latest census.
The 2021 Census is dramatic evidence of the toxic new anti-white racism – and of the growing fraud that comes from lavishing privileges on people claiming to be Aboriginal, with few questions asked.
This latest census says 812,728 people identified in 2021 as being of Aboriginal and/or Torres Strait Islander origin.
This is an astonishing 25 per cent increase on the 2016 Census.
Compare. The entire Australian population in those same five years rose just 8.6 per cent – and half that rise was actually caused by a million new immigrants.
There is no way the huge increase in self-described Aborigines and Torres Strait Islanders can be explained just by Aborigines having more babies.
Add the 85,900 Indigenous babies born between 2016 and 2021 and subtract an estimated 15,000 deaths and you still end up with 92,000 more Aborigines and Torres Strait Islanders than you’d expect.
This phenomenon is not new. The 2016 Census found at least 40,000 people who claimed to be Aboriginal or Islander but had likewise chosen not to in the previous survey.
Where did they all come from?
The media left brushes it aside as just the result of past racism, which made people too ashamed to admit they were Aboriginal.
“First Australians are increasingly comfortable in their own skin in the 21st century,” chirruped the Sydney Morning Herald.
But the anecdotal evidence suggests much race-shifting might have less happy explanations.
Take Pascoe. In 1988, the Canberra Times said his novel Fox, about a fugitive searching for his Aboriginality, would have been a better book had Pascoe not been white: “Pascoe is, after all, imagining the psyche of an Aboriginal person.”
Funnily enough, it was around then, says Pascoe, that he started to identify as Aboriginal, even though two Aboriginal groups call him a fraud and his genealogy shows every single ancestor is of English descent.
But now as an Aborigine, Pascoe has had wild success, hailed as an “elder”, promoted as an “Aboriginal historian” by the ABC, given grants for Aboriginal enterprises and made a professor of “Indigenous Agriculture” by Melbourne University.
Or take Professor “Aunty” Kerrie Doyle. She claimed to be of the “Winninninni” tribe, of which no trace is found in even Norman Tindale’s magisterial Aboriginal Tribes of Australia.
When I asked Doyle for proof, noting genealogical records suggested she had no Aboriginal ancestry, she refused and threatened to sue me.
Yet “Aunty” Doyle has won a scholarship for Aboriginal students to go to Oxford, and was made Professor of Indigenous Health at Western Sydney University.
In elite circles, Aboriginal is literally fashionable. In a now-deleted clip, supermodel Elle Macpherson boasted: “My eyes are almost black, that’s the Aborigine in me.”
Her sister later confirmed the family had no Aboriginal ancestry.
But even asking race-shifters for proof of their “race” is dangerous.
Eight years ago, Tasmanian senator Jacqui Lambie startled many by claiming she, too, was Aboriginal, citing some connection to a Tasmanian chief six generations ago.
When Clyde Mansell, then Tasmanian Aboriginal Land Council chairman, called her claims “totally unfounded”, Lambie threatened to sue him.
Perhaps Lambie really does have that ancestor, I don’t know, but is such a distant link enough for her to be Aboriginal?
Still, who can blame people from seizing any excuse – however remote or imagined – to stop being white?
Check woke bookshops that stock white-hostile titles such as White Fragility, or Back to Black.
Or consult the Journal of the American Psychoanalytic Association, which last year published an insanely racist paper calling “whiteness … a malignant, parasitic like condition” that “renders its hosts’ appetites voracious, insatiable”.
So no surprise that the biggest rises in people now claiming to be Aboriginal are in our wokest states.
In Victoria, the rise was a spectacular 37 per cent in five years. NSW was second with 29 per cent.
In contrast, the Northern Territory – with the biggest proportion of Aborigines – the rise was just 5 per cent.
The proof is now in. Race is increasingly a political construct, not biological.
So shouldn’t politicians spare us this madness by making race purely your private business, with no political or financial privileges at all?
Herald-Sun
Australian TV advertising is now a neverending commercial for what self-hating white Green-voting athiest “creatives” see as our future – a matriarchy where, instead of actually making and doing stuff, men simply shop for their African-born brown-skinned wives at outlets approved by the Chinese Communist Party and, of course are happy owning nothing – home ownership being an indicator of white supremacy.
FMD, Australian advertising creatives are ramming their pointless, rudderless , godless consumerism down our throats 24/7 … in 30-second bites. Watch it and tell me I’m wrong.
Another great reason not to watch TV which I stopped doing years ago. I just wish the legacy meja would hurry up and die. It’s taking much much longer than I thought it would. I have had some acquaintance with people in advertising- shallow and brain dead.
Not sure why Douglas Murray went there.
I have had some acquaintance with people in advertising- shallow and brain dead.
but they went to nace schools
Getting it on with Miss Jenna … 😕
Dafuq?
https://twitter.com/i/events/1548069207367028736
Zendaya Landed Herself In The Hospital After Attempting To Cook, And She Playfully Documented It All On Instagram
“Typical zoomer female”
The west is doomed.
Pedro L Gonzalez’s twitter feed is, solid gold.
Been watching the Outer Range this afternoon.
I’m liking it.
The horror…the horror……
From this morning’s Outsiders
There is a ‘deafening media silence’ on global protests
Even with 7 origin players being rested the Panthers rolled my pathetic Tigers.
Make our alleged “betters” look like the vile quisling idiots they are (repeatedly).
In modern day Veneztralia, that’s a gaolable offence.
Because it’s Sunday –
Lion of Judah
lese majeste in other words- how very feudal
‘The race for the leadership of the Conservative Party is a farce’: Neil Oliver
Bruce Pascoe is to be commended for his efforts – between he and Lidia Thorpe, they have both shot the cause of reconciliation, in the arze, pretty completely.
If you’re going to listen to West Indian music I prefer dub. Or African blues.
Yep, Dark Emu set the blackfellas back about 60,000 years.
At last count.
You MUST remind him however, in public, loudly !
Gonzalo Lira livestream
Roundtable #1: Johnson, Martyanov, Mercouris
Zac Kirkup. Won’t even warrant a footnote when the write the history of WA. Most of the brains trust behind him are still there in the non-parliamentary party. The parliamentary party are a sort of political Milli Vanilli.
Around 70 is par at the par 72 Old Course at St Andrews because, if you’re trying to win the British Open, you have to birdie the two par 5s to be competitive.
Leader Rory McIlroy (-16) will be treading water if he shoots 70 and finishes on -18.
That means Brisbane’s Cameron Smith (-14), who stumbled yesterday with a 73, needs to shoot at worst a 6 under 66 under Sunday pressure to catch the leaders.
Smith will win a major one day, but not tonight. I hope I’m wrong.
” I have had some acquaintance with people in advertising- shallow and brain dead.”
There are exceptions….Rowan Dean once worked in advertising. He was good too.
Maths fail: Cameron Smith is on -12, not -14. The other math is correct: IMO, he needs to shoot 66 tonight to have a chance of winning.
H B Bear says:
July 17, 2022 at 6:15 pm
Yep, Dark Emu set the blackfellas back about 60,000 years.
At last count.
Hang on H B.
That’s Elbow’s climate change agriculture policy.
How did you get an advance copy?
Gotta luv the edukashin policy of every-kid-wins-a-prize .. LOL!
Now they are gonna open up the ‘selective” HS system to kids that fail the exam due to “diversity” .. sooooo ya throws “different” kids in wiv intelligent kids and when they fail ..
it’ll be “diversity’ to blame .. win, win LOL! .. maybe they’ve forgotten why they created the “selective HS system … FFS!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-07-17/nsw-selective-schools-admission-changes-promote-equity/101245454
Laugh it up Farmer Gez. Hunter gathering is no walk in the park. Or is it?
Yes, bear, Dub was in the mix so to speak – tough audience.
Cassie, I’ve always found it hilarious that armchair communist Philip Adams (rather like Rowan Dean) spent his entire working life in advertising promoting capitalism.
Ideology is evidently a tradeable commodity – especially if you’re a communist who believes he’s his own god.
Put two identical goils in front of me, one blonde, one brunette, I’ll go the latter every time.
This is not rocket science. The most beautiful goils/women I’ve beheld in my life have been brunettes.
You disappoint me, Wally (again) …
Do people think the global protests might get coverage after the Dutch and other pollies are strung up from lamp posts?
Philip Adams, who made some of his money writing books full of jokes he’d collected from other people, has an enormous collection of Egyptian items, many robbed from the tombs of dead fellows. It includes a sarcophagus, and, Wiki tells us “Adams collects antiquities from many “dead civilisations”, including sculptures and artifacts of Egyptian, Roman, Greek, Etruscan, South American and other indigenous cultures’ origin.”
Bit un-PC. When does he plan to return all this stuff?
Been watching the Outer Range this afternoon.
I’m liking it.
May have to re-visit .. I quit after 3 episodes .. LOL!
Currently watching “Billy the Kid” sooooooo blooody slow .. 3 episodes to make it past childhood .. still hasn’t killed anyone (except the opening which was a later life preview) tho he is approaching the double digit count for steely glare “threats” ..LOL!
No, but then the collapse of those loathsome collectivist regimes in the East took at least several weeks.
Although I’m beginning to wonder if what replaced the soviet mediocrity has proven to be worse.
A list of the top 100 most beautiful women of all time can be found here. The top 10 are:
1 Audrey Hepburn
2 Grace Kelly
3 Cindy Crawford
4 Sophia Loren
5 Marilyn Monroe
6 Angelina Jolie
7 Catherine Zeta Jones
8 Diana, Princess of Wales
9 Halle Berry
10 Scarlett Johansson
Then again, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Number 99 is Paris Hilton, who’s a stick insect.
Gentleman’s Journal has pix. Their number 1 is Grace Kelly.
Milton, Cossack was named and sent to solitary confinement for 10 months (I think) for the heinous crime of naming a Pedo
Phillip Adams is a liberal. A progressive liberal, sure, but a liberal nonetheless.
The above doesn’t make sense but he named a Pedo
There are exceptions….Rowan Dean once worked in advertising. He was good too.
Inspite of Singo’s ALP phase, he brought us a great radio station for many years.
Four (or five?) episodes in. The ten year old goil observing that a “hippie chick” had been existing in one of the outer pastures jarred somewhat.
Josh Brolin is always watchable – the other characters, not so much (especially the sons, who are crying out for their pointless lives to be brought to a long overdue end), with the exception of Imogen, the aforementioned hippie chick – she’s intriguing in a Maggie Rogers type way.
Fail.
They’ve left out my wife.
Most of them would be brunettes. So hold the talky thingee, I tells ya.
Not vaccinated, no masks, no deaths. The 13,000 strong example from Indonesia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsAtSh8krNk
Might be kinder to close the door on it and let that one die quietly in the dark.
Although I’m beginning to wonder if what replaced the soviet mediocrity has proven to be worse.
same- they didn’t hate their own culture eg Tchaikovsky and Bolshoi thrived. Imprisoning and rendering unemployed political dissenters is now common in the former free world.
Smooth. Verrry smooth.
I bet she overlooks those grey woollen socks and vest. 😀
That’d be a shame.
Idiocy needs to be highlighted.
Oh dear Meghan Markle will be disappointed
Oh, yes. Because I am a tiger!
Erm…but enough about me.
Critical Incident – Central Australia
Northern Territory Police are responding to a critical incident involving the deaths of three people at a property about 25 kilometres north of Alice Springs.
Police received a report at around 2.30pm this afternoon that the bodies of two adults and an infant had been found at the location.
A crime scene has been declared and Regional Crime is investigating the deaths.
Strong list from the Gentlemen’s Quarterly. Grace Kelly is a magnificent choice. Not just stunning, she appears to have been a real character. Still, I do have a soft spot for Penelope Cruz.
A list of beautiful women that includes Marilyn Monroe but not Liz Taylor?
Absurd.
Can’t believe the sultry Monica Belucci didn’t make the top 100, then again as Top Ender says: it’s in the eye of the beholder , thank heavens. Grace Kelly is my pick in this scene when she enters her room and turns just before she plants one on Cary Grant — her face is exquisitely beautiful.
My wife is a brunette.
With the most beautiful almond shaped brown eyes you can imagine.
OOpps This scene
Old news, babies blood if I recall
Murray is a never-Trumper. His brain is rotting.
Proving my point, again. MM is about as overrated as it gets.
If Kate Bush is not on that list, I’ll be going medieval on the house sized backsides of the idiots responsible for it.
Some organisation – can’t recall who or where – did a study once looking at where blokes’ eyes went when they were shown a pic of a beautiful woman. Can’t remember whether they were clothed or not.
The study found that most men looked first at the woman’s face.
The world is full of such female toys whose only function is leg-opening.
PS Johanna: Elizabeth Taylor was just a high-class leg-opener. And her beau, Richard Taylor, lied for a living. Admire them at your peril.
Sorry, white bread Grace Kelly does nothing for me.
Lauren Bacall – now there was a woman!
Indeed – and beauty is all about symmetry of the face, apparently.
Objective, subjective, whatever. I know what I like when I see it. 🙂
Wolfie’s recent Bogie thread found me essaying his appearances with the Bacall. She was certainly very striking in her day.
Tommy ranks her. Whether that’s a good or bad thing, I’ll leave to other Cats.
Colombo on the Yarra.
But hopefully with less pool party and more hanging from lamp post.
“A list of the top 100 most beautiful women of all time can be found here. The top 10 are:”
I’m glad Grace Kelly is in the top ten. A few weeks ago I watched To Catch a Thief again and it was just wonderful. Grace’s beauty was staggering. Good genes, her father was of good Irish stock and her mother came from good German stock.
Katherine Hepburn.
Don’t argue.
Beautiful throughout her life.
Love them gravelly voiced women.
Hepburn in a tennis skirt. AAAh!
Having brains and athletic ability were a disadvantage apparently.
“blamed overcrowding”…. 100 houses damaged or destroyed..does anyone else see the irony here?
Vivien Leigh.
Miss Ellie being of course, way too contemporary for such frippery. 🙂
In what bizarre parallel universe?
Mother Theresa
Hedy Lamar. And Ava Gardner. And Cyd Charisse.
All of them absolutely breathtaking.
Lauren Bacall was an exquisite female beauty — and exceptionally patient, putting up, however fleetingly, with a drunk like Humphrey Bogart.
Rabzsays:
July 17, 2022 at 7:32 pm
Lauren Bacall
Wolfie’s recent Bogie thread found me essaying his appearances with the Bacall. She was certainly very striking in her day.
Tommy ranks her. Whether that’s a good or bad thing, I’ll leave to other Cats.
These lists generally overlook the reality that there are beautiful women, and there are attractive women. Not all of the beautiful ones are attractive.
Exquisite.
The Anderson and the Butler knew their beauties when they saw them, having the pick of the bunch as they did.
Just another Hollywood fruitcake.
they left out whole of government approach. what utter bs
how about enforcing the law
AKA a “Hollyweirdo”.
“Hollywood fruitcake.”
She was but she was beautiful in her prime, like Grace Kelly, jaw droppingly beautiful.
We won’t actually hold anyone responsible..
Wishing you all the best.
Hopefully no lasting impairment.
The Democrat Plan to Steal Midterms. Say Goodbye to Biden & Hello to “King Kong Monkey Covid.”
Trump aide claims Covid ‘came out of the box ready to infect’ – claiming virus was being worked on by scientists in a Chinese lab
Unless it results in him being correct at least once every one hundred times. 🙂
#economists-wrongabouteverythingallthetime
On the other hand, toilet ceilings are lower than they were in 1970.
And anyone with a functioning brain should give a rodent’s why exactly?
Enough. We hate you with a passion, you bizarre hitlerist fuckwits.
Good luck trying to live down those car crash slow motion train wreck into a nuclear reactor meltdown wedding photos, you monstrous freaks.
Just f*ck off.
Find yourselves another planet.
Latrell Mitchell is starting to wind up like Hayne did in 2009.
For the Mudrocks …
Best enjoyed loudly, Cats. 🙂
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Leading the way with inclusion
Nina Hendy
Committing to diversity and inclusion in the workplace isn’t just good for your employees – it can also help improve the bottom line.
A McKinsey study of more than 1,000 large companies across 15 countries reveals that 36 per cent of employers with a diverse workforce were more likely to have above-average financial returns.
However we do really, really respect the elders, past, present and emerging.
Great job fellas.
While the other 64% that didn’t got by without.
Or the other 64% that had a diverse workforce had mediocre or below average financial returns.
Idiots.
Rabz, count my vote for reggae.
NEW ZEALAND
Landlord who called their tenant a ‘moaner’ ordered to pay compensation
???
As an investor, I would want that to be 99% of corporations.
Let’s be real here.
Diversity hires don’t work if they sacrifice merit. You might be better off with diversity. You get some fluent mandarin speakers talking to export clients and then speaking ocker at the pub with the other sales douchebags on Friday arvo. Let’s not go nuts here though. Choosing a more poorly qualified person with worse performance and less experience because what they (allege to) have between their legs? Dumb dumb dumb!
No one also talks about the “glass basement”. Men with low IQs do shitty work no one else wants to do, but it pays well (but also their charge out rates may be exorbitant). HQ might hire a few HR gals and token Indians, Asians and Aborigines and hey presto, this grease and shovel racket company has tip top financials and is very woke; hence wokism works? This will just prove the “gender pay gap is real 11!!!” once more, as women have a slightly lower average IQ and with less variance; the more women who are employed, the more competition the average IQ woman has!
Now you have to ask why they aren’t breaking the glass basement with their stilettos.
McKinsey’s eh? Buttplug’s former employer.
Trouble born of a disagreement between 2 tribes — this is really going to play well with The Voice — unfortunately the voice will need to be a combination of 450 dialects and heaven knows how many tribes — shaping up to be Tower of Babelesque – What could possibly go wrong?