Open Thread – Weekend 5 Nov 2022


Erminia and the Shepherds, Eugene Delacroix, 1859


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Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 5:52 pm

rosiesays:

November 5, 2022 at 5:19 pm

“…a stop off in Rome, Naples and over to Sicily. Ten days of southern Italy.”
Calli copy cat, lol.
I’ve already booked those, though I’m planning to go to Malta after Sicily then over to Spain.

Keen to do Malta and Sicily.
Can’t wait.

incoherent rambler
incoherent rambler
November 5, 2022 5:53 pm

A public recitation of their many indisputable crimes before their summary execution will suffice.

After they have been manacled in dim dungeon, with swill once(maybe) a day for (say) 2 or 3 months.
With plenty of rats to gnaw at their dangly bits.

calli
calli
November 5, 2022 5:54 pm

I guess the protestations of, “I’d die for you in a ditch” of a few years ago were…conditional. Along with “honorary bloke”.

Here’s a little tip. I never really believed it.

JC
JC
November 5, 2022 5:54 pm

Rooster

Atlassian doesn’t pay tax because the firm hasn’t made a profit and can carry forward losses to offset future profits (which is not going to happen). As much as people despise Mick and Scottie, there is zero wrong with what Atlassian is doing tax wise according to your comment. Please remain silent about these matters unless you’re advising the Albanian on tax matters.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
November 5, 2022 5:54 pm

Managed a first: hand fed a wild tawny frogmouth just now. Normally they won’t eat stuff that isn’t wriggling but I cheated. She was a young one, I think just fledged today, and was making like a tree stump. This wasn’t working particularly well since she was on the black steel fence of the local school. So she switched to plan B, which was to frighten me away with beak and eyes wide open. Interesting display, she looked like a Kiwi rugby player doing the haka. That didn’t work either, since I put a lump of mince on the end of a twig and presented it in front of her. Bite! Swallow. Ooh yum. But that was her limit and she flapped unsteadily to a nearby tree, totally silently. Nice to see them breeding in the suburbs.

miltonf
miltonf
November 5, 2022 5:55 pm
rosie
rosie
November 5, 2022 5:56 pm

I’m catching the overnight ferry*, no problem with CO2, it’s just part of the fun, I’m staying in an apartment in an old palazzo near the ferry terminals in Naples so it should actually be easier.
I was thinking about catching ferries all the way back from Malta via Sicily to Sardinia then Barcelona but I think I’ll just fly Valetta to Madrid, then onwards and downwards.
*I think the plane might be cheaper.

Rabz
November 5, 2022 5:57 pm

Anyway, enough. Belittling St Ruth for his faults (of which there are undoubtedly very, very many) is not something that gives me any great pleasure.

To paraphrase the Argentinian in the Vatican, we are talking about a man who has obviously been driven insane by Gerbil Worming and various other regrettable clearly beyond his control “events”.

St Ruth should be pitied, not mocked unmercifully.

Rabz
November 5, 2022 5:58 pm

Ramblers, your ideas have much merit.

calli
calli
November 5, 2022 5:58 pm

a wild tawny frogmouth

Magnificent! There are a few around here because I hear them. But they remain so perfectly camouflaged.

Meanwhile, I counted a flock of thirteen white tailed black cockatoos circle over my place yesterday. The casuarinas in the swamp are providing lots of delicious food.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 6:00 pm

St Ruth should be pitied, not mocked unmercifully.

We can’t do pitying and unmerciful mocking simultaneously?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 6:03 pm

First G&T of the season on the verandah, watching the Angus cows down on the river flat with calves at foot busily putting on the $$$.
Wish I owned them.

OldOzzie
OldOzzie
November 5, 2022 6:03 pm

Sancho Panzersays:
November 5, 2022 at 5:52 pm
rosiesays:

November 5, 2022 at 5:19 pm

“…a stop off in Rome, Naples and over to Sicily. Ten days of southern Italy.”
Calli copy cat, lol.
I’ve already booked those, though I’m planning to go to Malta after Sicily then over to Spain.

Keen to do Malta and Sicily.
Can’t wait.

Worth going Naples, Amalfi Coast, Puglia and Calabria. to Reggio then Ferry to Messina

Had to fly Palermo to Rome then Malta as ferries stopped for season

Both Malta and Sicily great – Malta they drive on the left like Oz

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
November 5, 2022 6:03 pm

You claim no one knew they should not have submitted because they didn’t hear of the plan?????
There was never a plan.

Your idea is that everyone refusing the vaxx would have stopped the mandates is likely true. But there was no reason for anyone to do that for that purpose if they did not know if anyone much else was doing it. They instead made their decisions based on what they did know, whether it was right or not.

Think of this parallel case. What if everyone refused to pay taxes. It would certainly shake up the government. But unless you know everyone else is doing it you can expect a visit from the ATO and the government will not even have notice.

Your second ‘fact’ requires people to see the Australian government as ‘the unlawful communist government of Australia’. This is overwrought opinion. Communist? Is that just a word to communicate outrage, not meaning? You can hardly expect people to act according to your own overblown characterisations. You scarcely have a grip on your own reality, let alone anyone else’s.

Mother lode may wish to know we are very real and in our millions.

Do the millions know?

Look, we speak different languages. I do (as best I can) dialectic. You do diatribe. Your posts are replete with coloured language meant to trigger emotion while I use colour as a matter of ornamenting what are essentially argument. I would like to think I am at least moderately successful in rational argument.

So here we are.

I believe you adhere to the conviction that the last person who posts in a dispute is the winner. Presumably it is meant to be understood as ‘proof’ that your antagonist has run out of ideas. So you will always strive to have the last word.

I on the other hand am content that my arguments stand by themselves. I do not need to respond to every moronic thing you say. I would invite anyone to look back and evaluate your and my arguments on their own merits. And if they side with you then well and good.

But I do believe you are lamentably dull-witted and possessed of a singularly unpleasant personality. I am going to leave it there because I do not feel like trudging off to the duelling thread and I do not need to have the last word.

You can say what you like from now and I would only ask people look back to my previous comments.

Now I must prepare my dinner – eye fillet ($99.99/kg – glad I am saving on the cent), red wine jus, and 2016 Pauillac. There is no way I am going to engage in some tit-for-tat while I can be dining on that.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 6:05 pm

JCsays:

November 5, 2022 at 5:54 pm

Rooster

Atlassian doesn’t pay tax because the firm hasn’t made a profit

The ultimate tax dodge.
Burn cash.

Rabz
November 5, 2022 6:05 pm

We can’t do pitying and unmerciful mocking simultaneously?

You may indeed, Pancho, as long as it’s leavened with much as much spirit cookin’ as you can muster.

rosie
rosie
November 5, 2022 6:06 pm

I’m watching the Peter Temple.

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 5, 2022 6:10 pm

Now I must prepare my dinner – eye fillet ($99.99/kg –
Huh?
Eye fillet is Eye Fillet, it’ll be just as good for $35/k.

calli
calli
November 5, 2022 6:10 pm

I would invite anyone to look back and evaluate your and my arguments on their own merits.

No, no, no! Upticks indicate merit.

We have entered the Time of the Borg.

Delta A
Delta A
November 5, 2022 6:13 pm

Tres, tres bon voyage to all current and future travellers. Grandpa Simpsom spluttering and shaking his fist at the sky will dampen your enjoyment not one iota.

Rabz
November 5, 2022 6:14 pm
Rabz
November 5, 2022 6:18 pm

We have entered the Time of the Borg

As opposed to the time of the Björn Borg* …

*Pictured here with JC (on the left)

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 5, 2022 6:23 pm

She was sitting in the second row at Bowman Hall behind Bob Hawke. The conservative Liberal party had ruled Australia all her life, since 1949.
From Wiki:
Patricia “Little Pattie” Thelma Thompson (née Amphlett) OAM (born 17 March 1949) …
The Menzies Government was elected 10th December 1949, so Little Patti is mistaken, as well as being totally up herself.

Rabz
November 5, 2022 6:24 pm

Upticks indicate merit

Hence “the Grate Cat Uptick Imbroglio Meltdown Contretemps” of several weeks (?) ago.

“Regrettable” doesn’t even come close to essaying it. 😕

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 6:24 pm

You may indeed, Pancho, as long as it’s leavened with much as much spirit cookin’ as you can muster.

Roger that, DJ Rabz.

Rabz
November 5, 2022 6:31 pm

Thanks, Pancho – Tonight’s Radio Show is locked and Loaded, Cats – and very “open world”.

Thirty minutes and counting …

rickw
rickw
November 5, 2022 6:33 pm

Another Learjet just pulled into the VIP area.

I don’t deny anyone the right to own a Learjet, but it is almost a certainty that said Learjet owner wishes to deny me the right to own an IC vehicle!

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 6:34 pm

Speaking of Cannon-Brookes, why does Cranbrook school keep turning out bozos like him?

Frank
Frank
November 5, 2022 6:34 pm

“After 35 years does This Galaxy’s most Dynamic Slimbo … ?”

What is wrong with you? As far as talent goes that was a black hole of vacuity.

Indolent
Indolent
November 5, 2022 6:34 pm
Megan
Megan
November 5, 2022 6:36 pm

Both Malta and Sicily great – Malta they drive on the left like Oz

Two of my favourite places. Malta is full of former Aussies who have returned to look after aging parents.

calli
calli
November 5, 2022 6:44 pm

As opposed to the time of the Björn Borg* …

Chortle. Thanks for the memories.

Rabz
November 5, 2022 6:46 pm

After 35 years does this Galaxy’s most Dynamic Slimbo … 😕

Err, Frank, thats does not compute …

Indolent
Indolent
November 5, 2022 6:48 pm
Frank
Frank
November 5, 2022 6:49 pm

“Err, Frank, thats does not compute …”
Perhaps not, the prerequisite level of intoxication is my excuse. And yes, she is skinny but the is no excuse.

Rabz
November 5, 2022 6:51 pm

why does Cranbrook keep turning out bozos like him?

The “Inevitability Hypothesis”, Squire. Pack a bunch of preposterous moneyed wallies into a small real estate space along with their equally vacuous woives and funnily enough, their offspring might just happen to be unfunny jokes.

I used to pity the Cranbrook wallies when we played them in rugby. They were even more pathetic than the Trinity wallies.

Indolent
Indolent
November 5, 2022 6:52 pm
rosie
rosie
November 5, 2022 6:52 pm

Impossible to do everything Old Ozzie
I’m going to go back and visit Calabria etc, perhaps next time, or maybe the time after that.
I have spent a little time on the east coast of Italy, it’s never enough though.

Roger
Roger
November 5, 2022 6:56 pm

dover, if you’re about…

I just checked my Remi Brague book order.

I noticed they’re down to 1 copy and the price has gone up to $68.20!

Rabz
November 5, 2022 6:56 pm

she is skinny but the is no excuse

Frank – she’s exquisitely beautiful (not that I would ever objectify young womanages).

Invite her for a date that involves her eating a very large meal.

Then, the subsequent retirement to a place where a certain act might just happen.

🙂

calli
calli
November 5, 2022 6:57 pm

They were even more pathetic than the Trinity wallies.

Oi! Oh…okay then. Wrong generation. 😀

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 5, 2022 7:00 pm

Guy Fawkes Night tonite.
Safety first:
Don’t put Tom Thumbs in anyone’s pockets and leave that cat alone!

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
November 5, 2022 7:04 pm

callisays:
November 5, 2022 at 4:39 pm

Noice Cali, enjoy. My brother has seen it, I have yet to. Though low silica magmas like what you see in rifting plates aren’t generally Mt St Helens or Pinatubo earth shattering. When however mixed with water or high in gas content they can be quite energetic though.

Groundwater can make basic lavas explosive though, the limestones round Warrnambool in Vic have features known as Maars, craters are the said result of exploding steam. Some would have been formed around the time the local aboriginal tribes were there, surprised there’s no legends of these events.

Frank
Frank
November 5, 2022 7:04 pm

Then, the subsequent retirement to a place where a certain act might just happen.

Then the interminable hours afterwards of listening to her carry one. About herself.

Frank
Frank
November 5, 2022 7:05 pm

carry on

struth
struth
November 5, 2022 7:05 pm

The nerve is raw………
Where’s Choo Choo?

Tick tick tick.

Who’s next?

You were told.
You just wouldn’t BE told.

Zyconoclast
Zyconoclast
November 5, 2022 7:11 pm

A controversial Sydney academic who superimposed a sw@stik@ over an Israeli flag did so under the protection of intellectual freedom and should not have been fired as a result, a federal court judge has found.

Dr Tim Anderson worked at the University of Sydney from February 1988 until he was dismissed in February 2019. At the time he left, he was a senior lecturer in the Department of Political Economy.

struth
struth
November 5, 2022 7:12 pm

If we did a head count now…who’s not with us anymore?

Were any of them swayed by Rosie or the little gang of wrongologist sneerers to get the jab.

No remorse will be shown by these arseholes who care nothing about what their actions and talk may cause.
Instead they point to the unjabbed and call them arseholes…FOR DARING TO CONFRONT THEM WITH IT.

Dot
Dot
November 5, 2022 7:13 pm

Where’s my money Brian?

Sorry, struth.

Where’s my money, struth?

Makka
Makka
November 5, 2022 7:13 pm

Malta: mind blowing harbour, steeped in history of the Knights Templar and a wonderful climate. The food was exceptional and nightlife full of pretty damsels.

Highly recommended.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
November 5, 2022 7:14 pm

Zyconoclastsays:
November 5, 2022 at 7:11 pm

Interesting so this lowlife is entitled to “Academic Freedom” but Prof Nick Cater isn’t?

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
November 5, 2022 7:16 pm

News
Victoria
State Election

Victorian Greens unveil plans to close Barwon Prison and Loddon Prison next year

Dan Andrews has asked “where would prisoners go” as he blasted a Greens’ proposal to shut two prisons to redirect money to prevent crime.
November 5, 2022 – 3:33PM
374 comments

Daniel Andrews has blasted the Victorian Greens’ proposal to close two prisons and redirect criminals to other facilities, suggesting the plan could end with criminals being directed to Brunswick.

Two of Victoria’s jails would be closed and about 850 prisoners transferred to other facilities, while perpetrators of victimless crimes would be given a presumption of bail under the bold plan to dramatically reduce the state’s prison system.

The Premier said the bold plan, as revealed by the Saturday Herald Sun, was a “really curious” idea that deceived voters.

“Where would those prisoners go? Would those prisoners go to Prahran or Windsor? Would they go to Flemington or Kensington?” he questioned.

“If you shut a prison and there’s prisoners in it – that are there because a magistrate or a judge has determined independently that those people should be incarcerated – where do those people go?

“I’m not following this. I’m not sure what they are saying but they ought to be upfront with their voters and they ought to be clear with the communities they pretend to represent about where all these prisoners would go.”

The comments come despite Greens justice spokesman Tim Read outlining the prisoners would be sent to existing facilities, such as Ravenhall, Hopkins, Marngoneet and Fulham.

rosie
rosie
November 5, 2022 7:20 pm

So much for my request a couple of days ago.

Dot
Dot
November 5, 2022 7:22 pm

Where’s my money Brian?

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 7:22 pm

Where’s my money Brian?

Huh? Huh?

Got it.

Razey
Razey
November 5, 2022 7:22 pm

Juicers should fuck off from this blog. Go join twatter with your leftard mates.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 7:23 pm

St. Ruth. Shush now.

The cricket’s on.

Rabz
November 5, 2022 7:24 pm

Then the interminable hours afterwards of listening to her carry on. About herself

err, you’ve never heard of earplugs?

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 7:25 pm

Juicers should fuck off from this blog. Go join twatter with your leftard mates.

It’s the other chest-beater.

Shouldn’t you be overseas? You can go you know.

You said you would. Why haven’t you?

rosie
rosie
November 5, 2022 7:28 pm

Sounds like half the people here have already been to Malta.

struth
struth
November 5, 2022 7:28 pm

2000 plus people a month dying from the jab in Australia alone (and thats only what the government admits to) and still pure evil try to deny this and twist and deflect….and ignore.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 7:30 pm

Megansays:
November 5, 2022 at 6:36 pm
Both Malta and Sicily great – Malta they drive on the left like Oz

Two of my favourite places. Malta is full of former Aussies who have returned to look after aging parents.

I know a couple of old Maltesers.
Sure, they go back for family visits and such.
But they harbour no romantic illusions about the “good old days” of grinding poverty in the old country.
One in particular I would happily let loose on those here making empty threats to depart this “shithole”.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 7:32 pm

Hey Razey!
Have you got the name of the “School of Death” yet?
🙂

struth
struth
November 5, 2022 7:34 pm

No good telling us stories Sancho Pansy…..you’re a self confessed liar oh mighty road warrior.

calli
calli
November 5, 2022 7:34 pm

The intention becomes plain. Make people leave in disgust and so diminish the blog.

You first troll.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 5, 2022 7:38 pm

A great day racing today.
Flemington really turned it on.
So did Sydney.
No one does racing like Australia.

cohenite
November 5, 2022 7:41 pm

Zipstersays:
November 5, 2022 at 6:45 pm

Home to 9 million and powered by renewable energy: camel farts, pixie dust and wind gusts from burqas.

miltonf
miltonf
November 5, 2022 7:41 pm

The intention becomes plain. Make people leave in disgust and so diminish the blog.

You first troll.

sure seems like it

Winston Smith
November 5, 2022 7:41 pm

Razey:

We need to bring back the death penalty for extreme situations. Eg. Dealing with psychopaths like the Hunchback.

Well, that was a mistake. Who let that law lapse?

Bourne1879
Bourne1879
November 5, 2022 7:41 pm

JC aka Snopes,
Thanks for the fact check regarding his tax status.
However if you actually read my post all I did was cut and paste the top part of the article. I made no comment about his taxes but said like others happy to see him losing money.
You are like a moth to a flame when you see a post by me but try to think before you post as you trigger yourself unnecessarily.
So if is ok with your lordship I will continue to comment and post as I wish.
Now give yourself an uppercut.

“Atlassian doesn’t pay tax because the firm hasn’t made a profit and can carry forward losses to offset future profits (which is not going to happen). As much as people despise Mick and Scottie, there is zero wrong with what Atlassian is doing tax wise according to your comment. Please remain silent about these matters unless you’re advising the Albanian on tax matters”.

Makka
Makka
November 5, 2022 7:43 pm

Juicers should fuck off from this blog.

You have no fkg say who stays or goes. But feel free to fk right off if the place doesn’t suit.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 7:44 pm

DJ Rabz at 6:51.
On the esteemed alumni of Cranbrook school, as well as Cannon-Brookes, I was also thinking of the Onetel dynamic duo (Jodeee Rich and Brad Keeeling) and the inimitable Rodney Adler.
I am sure there are others which don’t immediately spring to mind.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Govt Covid Stupidity

rosiesays: November 5, 2022 at 6:06 pm
I’m watching the Peter Temple.

Good stuff isn’t it?
Wikipedia says that Malta story is the only surviving episode from the entire first two seasons.
I’d never before heard of Peter Temple, even google didn’t autocomplete the name, suggesting something else entirely.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 7:46 pm

Have another Dark ‘n Stormy, St Ruth, and tell us the story about the boat again.

Zipster
November 5, 2022 7:47 pm
Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 7:52 pm

Bourne.
The problem is that the ‘pays no tax’ argument without any reference to, well, taxable income is straight out of the Albascreechy ABC playbook.
The one way to ensure being roundly mocked here is to trot that one out.
Look, I detest the Messiah brothers as much as anyone. They are guilty of many sins, but tax evasion isn’t one of them.

rosie
rosie
November 5, 2022 7:55 pm
Zipster
November 5, 2022 7:57 pm

Motion To Dismiss Civil Suit Against Kyle Rittenhouse is Denied
Read more: https://www.ammoland.com/2022/11/motion-to-dismiss-civil-suit-against-kyle-rittenhouse-is-denied/#ixzz7jks390af
Under Creative Commons License: Attribution
Follow us: @Ammoland on Twitter | Ammoland on Facebook

KENOSHA, Wis -(Ammoland.com)- The motion to dismiss the civil case against Kyle Rittenhouse by the family of Anthony Huber was denied.

Anthony Huber was shot and killed by Mr. Rittenhouse after attacking the teenager with a skateboard at a Black Lives Matter protest that turned into a riot. Mr. Rittenhouse was there to provide medical aid to anyone that needed it after he spent the day cleaning up vandalism. At the time of the shooting, Rittenhouse was being chased by an angry mob after shooting a convicted child rapist who attacked him. The crowd descended on the young man when he stumbled and fell to the ground.

The lawsuit was launched by Anthony Huber’s father, John Huber. The elder Huber claims that Rittenhouse unjustly shot and killed his son and is entitled to a cash settlement. Wisconsin unsuccessfully tried Rittenhouse for murder. Mr. Rittenhouse beat all charges levied against him. Many in the Second Amendment community viewed the charges as a malicious prosecution by the state to appease the angry mob. They believe that Rittenhouse was justified in his use of force.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 8:01 pm

Went for a round trip today in the sporty Beemer to pick up a few boxes of my favourite cool climate Cabernet and drop one off at my brother’s for the use of his holiday house.
Taking a road I don’t normally take past a wind farm and … WTF!
There is a viewing platform to watch the monstrosities and they take tours FFS.
I don’t want to know if they charge for the tours.

Razey
Razey
November 5, 2022 8:04 pm

Pretty hilarious. All the Juicer Dan supporters out themselves so easily.

calli
calli
November 5, 2022 8:06 pm

Ooops! A baby star just went supernova.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 8:06 pm

Tea Pickers vs Soap Dodgers.
Pickers off to a flyer, but slowed down a bit now.
3/104 off 14.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 8:07 pm

Razey.
The name of the School of Death!
Now!!

rosie
rosie
November 5, 2022 8:07 pm

Why do progressive twits think 6 billion will end world hunger?

cohenite
November 5, 2022 8:08 pm

Zipstersays:
November 5, 2022 at 7:57 pm
Motion To Dismiss Civil Suit Against Kyle Rittenhouse is Denied
Read more: https://www.ammoland.com/2022/11/motion-to-dismiss-civil-suit-against-kyle-rittenhouse-is-denied/#ixzz7jks390af
Under Creative Commons License: Attribution
Follow us: @Ammoland on Twitter | Ammoland on Facebook

Fucked but typical. The left never give up. Kyle will have to counter-sue since costs do not follow the event in yank suits so that even if he successfully defends the grotesque action against him recovery of his costs are not guaranteed. He has to bring his own action. But again, the vermin who attacked him are not only dead but impecunious.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 8:10 pm

The name of the School of Death!

Great Prediction.

The answer, if it comes at all, will be ‘Er, er, ummm, ahh you’re a juicer.’

Zyconoclast
Zyconoclast
November 5, 2022 8:12 pm

Juicers

What is a Juicer?

Makka
Makka
November 5, 2022 8:12 pm

All the Juicer Dan supporters out themselves so easily

You’re not even close lardhead.

Razey
Razey
November 5, 2022 8:13 pm

Good to see the word I coined is gaining traction. 😉

Razey
Razey
November 5, 2022 8:14 pm

Makkasays:
November 5, 2022 at 8:12 pm
All the Juicer Dan supporters out themselves so easily

You’re not even close lardhead.

LOL. There we go.

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 5, 2022 8:15 pm

Buy Charles Bukowski’s Factotum instead.
It’s a pretty good read, and it’s not 68 Buck$$.

Diogenes
Diogenes
November 5, 2022 8:19 pm

Look, I detest the Messiah brothers as much as anyone. They are guilty of many sins, but tax evasion isn’t one of them.

It was reported that Jeff Bezos started the Amazon Cloud to soak up excess cash so that Amazon did not have to pay tax. Which of course backfired spectacularly, but it did make him one of the richest men in the world.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 8:20 pm

Zyconoclastsays:

November 5, 2022 at 8:12 pm

Juicers

What is a Juicer?

Someone who fabricates stories of clot-shot deaths on a daily basis.
From Okinawa.

Winston Smith
November 5, 2022 8:21 pm

Bourne 1879:

Can’t find a recent article about any legal case.

Have you been through the Army legal system?
I wasn’t even aware we had one until I did my ROBC.

Zyconoclast
Zyconoclast
November 5, 2022 8:22 pm

Sancho Panzer

Thanks

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 8:23 pm

At least 30 children in every Australian primary school died last week of unexplained causes.

Big if true.

Razey
Razey
November 5, 2022 8:23 pm

It’s a wonderful creation to counter balancer ‘cooker’.

Razey
Razey
November 5, 2022 8:24 pm

Fark, guess I cant type.

Winston Smith
November 5, 2022 8:24 pm

Old Ozzie:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1588621015948689409
He doesn’t remember what he’s saying from one hour to the next.

Razey
Razey
November 5, 2022 8:24 pm

Knuckle Draggersays:
November 5, 2022 at 8:23 pm
At least 30 children in every Australian primary school died last week of unexplained causes.

Big if true.

Link?

Makka
Makka
November 5, 2022 8:25 pm

Fark, guess I cant type.

Hopeless at satire too.

Razey
Razey
November 5, 2022 8:27 pm

Makkasays:
November 5, 2022 at 8:25 pm
Fark, guess I cant type.

Hopeless at satire too.

Is that right?

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 8:29 pm

Just now:

At least 30 children in every Australian primary school died last week of unexplained causes.
Big if true.

Then:

Link?

Bahahahasnork ha ha snicker. Here you go:

Razeysbullshitstoriesthatcantbebackedup.com.au

Razey
Razey
November 5, 2022 8:31 pm

Knuckle Draggersays:
November 5, 2022 at 8:29 pm
Just now:

At least 30 children in every Australian primary school died last week of unexplained causes.
Big if true.

Then:

Link?

Bahahahasnork ha ha snicker. Here you go:

Razeysbullshitstoriesthatcantbebackedup.com.au

Hahaha. At least you responded 😉

struth
struth
November 5, 2022 8:31 pm

Where’s Choo Choo?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 8:32 pm

Knuckle Draggersays:

November 5, 2022 at 8:23 pm

At least 30 children in every Australian primary school died last week of unexplained causes.

Big if true.

Fake news.
It’s 70 in Victoria alone.
Although my DoE contact tells me last week’s total from all causes was [0].
And the week before that.
And …

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 8:33 pm

The Vedda people should have got to 180+. They’ll get to 145 or thereabouts, if that.

Come on you kipper eaters. I want this done in 12 overs.

JC
JC
November 5, 2022 8:33 pm

rooster

It’s important to correct an anodyne comment like that without qualification. You often do that and in this case we can’t be certain if you thought losses should be taxed. I hope you don’t mind.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 8:35 pm

It’s 70 in Victoria alone.

I didn’t want to scare people. The real number is 110.

Every week.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
November 5, 2022 8:37 pm

Goanna

Saw your post today and it got me mulling having spent part of my childhood and early adult years in that area of rural Victoria. Know the place is changing, I saw it with my own eyes recently. Job search agencies in place of the small businesses who used to run dodgy sawmills, labour hire or agricultural support enterprises. Problem is when I left school & before uni I was able to avoid ending up on the dole and doing farm work or even a stint at a sawmill. There were plenty of jobs like this around and I worked with all sorts, bikies to just your run of the mill bogan. My latest visit I reckon there is much less opportunity. Sad as the area round Seymour doesn’t have the best reputation, hell even the cop station was full of the stuff ups from Melbourne in Purgatory when I was at school.

The name Cleeland was a mind-worm till I scratched it by searching for politicians of that name. Any chance the new National Candidate is related to Peter Cleeland ALP member for McEwan 1984-1990. Could be a coincidence but the way the Nat’s are going I wouldn’t be the least surprised. Steph Ryan is partnered to an ALP member…

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
November 5, 2022 8:40 pm

Coroner to visit ‘memory house’ as Kumanjayi Walker inquest heads to Yuendumu this month
8 min read
November 5, 2022 – 12:43PM

Territory Coroner Elisabeth Armitage will tour significant sites in Yuendumu as part of an ongoing inquest into the death of Kumanjayi Walker, including the “memory house” where he was fatally shot by police.

Zach Rolfe was acquitted on all charges in March over the 19-year-old Warlpiri-Luritja man’s death in November 2019, with the ongoing inquest adjourning for a week on Friday as his family mark the third anniversary of his passing.

When the hearing resumes, up to 12 lawyers representing Mr Walker’s family, Constable Rolfe and various other parties will make the 300km journey north of Alice Springs.

Barrister for the Parumpurru Committee of Yuendumu, Julian McMahon SC, told the court there had been significant work behind the scenes since Warlpiri elder Robin Japanangka Granites first extended the invitation at the beginning of the inquest in September.

“A lot of people have actually been working to make that hoped visit a reality and it looks like it is now a reality,” he said.

“So the Parumpurru Committee is inviting your honour and everybody here, all of your honour’s staff and all the parties at the bar table to come to Yuendumu.”

Mr McMahon said while the visit would serve several purposes, “perhaps the most important” was “to allow the community to speak to your honour as was foreshadowed on that very first day”.

“So that your honour can hear the voice of the community in a way which is not normally done, and not normally possible in a court proceeding,” he said.

“It’s the hope of the community that through the events that they’ve planned, for your honour and all of us, to share their voice about at least some of the matters that have led into this inquest.”

Mr McMahon said Ms Armitage would first be welcomed on November 14 by elders nearby house 511, where the fatal confrontation occurred, now referred to as “the memory house”.

“Once that’s done, there may be some discussion with your honour about Kumanjayi’s passing from a spiritual perspective and how that is understood in Warlpiri culture,” he said.

A closed “truth telling meeting” is expected to follow and the next morning, Ms Armitage will be shown key locations from the first two months of hearings, including the nurses quarters, airport and police station.

“Various family members will probably walk with your honour and talk with your honour about what the place means to them in the context of the history since November 2019,” Mr McMahon said.

“I expect that to be an opportunity, particularly for individuals most closely connected to these events, just to be able to talk to your honour.”

Finally, Mr McMahon said Ms Armitage would join a yarning circle with elders and Mr Walker’s peers.

“The elders and the younger people will talk to your honour about a whole range of issues to do with Warlpiri culture,” he said.

“A yarning circle with elders and Mr Walkers peers….”seriously?

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 8:40 pm

In Adelaide somewhere, there is a team of climate warriors disguised as sportsmen who just watched Sri Lanka’s under par performance blow their own chances of getting into the World Cup semis out of the water.

Right this second they’ll be in tears, patting each other on the ballsack and going ‘never mind’.

Hopefully they’ll be in the dark as well.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 8:49 pm

Knuckle Draggersays:

November 5, 2022 at 8:35 pm

It’s 70 in Victoria alone.

I didn’t want to scare people. The real number is 110.

Every week.

That’s Melbourne state schools.
My trusted sources on the innernet tell me if we include regional and private schools the number is 250.
A week.
Of course, you won’t hear anything.
The parents are all paid actors, you see.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 8:53 pm

250.
A week.
Of course, you won’t hear anything.

Denialists. None so blind.

Zipster
November 5, 2022 8:54 pm

SPECIAL REPORT: David James Koch’s Latest Investment Has Experts in Awe And Big Banks Terrified

this is a phishing site. what the?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 8:55 pm

The Tea Pickers obviously got the call from John the Bookie.
Flying start.
Grinding finish.
8/141.
Not enough.
Which (cough) sadly means the Alintastralians will be eliminated.
And their climate warrior antics are going to come under a lot of scrutiny.

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 5, 2022 8:58 pm

Pretty creepy stuff, Sancho & Son.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 9:00 pm

Ed Casesays:

November 5, 2022 at 8:58 pm

Pretty creepy stuff, Sancho & Son.

I left a tribute for mum on the music thread.

caveman
caveman
November 5, 2022 9:00 pm

Damn ,” Predator” is a fine movie. And “The Expendables” is work of art.
Stallone and Schwarzenegger movies pure gold. Never to be repeated, ……..ever.
“Get to da chopper”

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 9:00 pm

this is a phishing site. what the?

Phishing sites. Satire sites. Comedy sites.

Expect nothing less.

Bourne1879
Bourne1879
November 5, 2022 9:01 pm

What total BS. What has their so called culture got to do with the hearing?
The deference to their culture is getting out of control.
Perhaps Rolfes lawyer might get a few ex NT cops to tell us a bit more about the local culture.
I am guessing the town will be the most spruced up place in Oz on the day of the visit.

“people will talk to your honour about a whole range of issues to do with Warlpiri culture,” he said”

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 5, 2022 9:05 pm

NT Police Culture:
Hire ex Army psychos, see what happens.
Yeah, that sounds like a great culture.

Bourne1879
Bourne1879
November 5, 2022 9:06 pm

Uh oh, Sancho is Alex Jones.

“Of course, you won’t hear anything.
The parents are all paid actors, you see”.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
November 5, 2022 9:11 pm

The deference to their culture is getting out of control.

Pulling the legs of gullible “whitefellas” is considered fine sport by the indigenous…….

Bourne1879
Bourne1879
November 5, 2022 9:13 pm

No problem from me. I would give a special medal for any cop willing to work in NT. Ex Army even better as many of the locals seem to think they are in a war zone.

NT Police Culture:
Hire ex Army psychos, see what happens.
Yeah, that sounds like a great culture.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 9:14 pm

The Soap Dodgers are a nice round 0/50 off five.
Only need six an over to eliminate the Gaia Worriers.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 9:17 pm

0/70 from six overs.

Goood. Gooooooood.

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 5, 2022 9:18 pm

No problem from me.
Because you’re an idiot.
I would give a special medal for any cop willing to work in NT. Ex Army even better as many of the locals seem to think they are in a war zone.
The cops run the communities as a War Zone by using Informers.
It’s a vicious circle, the last thing needed is PTSD psychos from Afghanistan/Iraq with something to prove.

Razey
Razey
November 5, 2022 9:20 pm
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
November 5, 2022 9:23 pm

It’s a vicious circle, the last thing needed is PTSD psychos from Afghanistan/Iraq with something to prove

You personally know a few of those psychos, do you, Grogs?

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 5, 2022 9:31 pm

Rolfey hasn’t killed anybody for a while, put it that way.

Mater
November 5, 2022 9:32 pm

It’s a vicious circle, the last thing needed is PTSD psychos from Afghanistan/Iraq with something to prove

It might be worth you reverting to something more in your lane. You know, like pondering the use of G-Strings and/or giving detailed explanations of how to undress unconscious women.

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 5, 2022 9:35 pm

Look out!
It’s Aboriginal Community expert Mater charging thru No Man’s Land.
What’s the frequency, Mater?
Everything tickety boo?

Bourne1879
Bourne1879
November 5, 2022 9:36 pm

Ed is probably right.

All NT cops should be unarmed females under 5ft 6″.

“It’s a vicious circle, the last thing needed is PTSD psychos from Afghanistan/Iraq with something to prove.

rugbyskier
rugbyskier
November 5, 2022 9:37 pm

REPORT: David James Koch’s Latest Investment Has Experts in Awe And Big Banks Terrified

this is a phishing site. what the?

Yes, I recognised it from the titles of the spam emails I’ve been getting for the past month or so.

On a related note, I had to turn my phone off at night in Germany and Ireland because of all the scam calls that were coming through from Australia. I ended up setting up an auto-reject for numbers starting with 038521.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 9:38 pm

Rolfey hasn’t killed anybody for a while, put it that way.

How do you know?

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
November 5, 2022 9:39 pm

You know, like pondering the use of G-Strings and/or giving detailed explanations of how to undress unconscious women.

Wot Mater said!

Mater
November 5, 2022 9:41 pm

Say again, all after “Look out!”
Use words twice.
I’m receiving you, but you’re weak and unbearable.

Razey
Razey
November 5, 2022 9:42 pm

The Year The World Went Crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHhijLUo-1U

rickw
rickw
November 5, 2022 9:43 pm

Some would have been formed around the time the local aboriginal tribes were there, surprised there’s no legends of these events.

This is an interesting avenue of investigation. Local and global geological events versus when they synchronised with the much vaunted Aboriginal oral history.

My guess is that this hasn’t and/or won’t be investigated because it would cause major problems with the timeframe of Aboriginal habitation.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 9:43 pm

pondering the use of G-Strings and/or giving detailed explanations of how to undress unconscious women

Poor old Ed.

He’s got more hangups than Michael Hutchence.

Zipster
November 5, 2022 9:46 pm
Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 9:53 pm

32 runs to get.

Go you smelly pasty Ibiza-holidaying blood pudding enthusiasts.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 9:54 pm

FFS. Poms 5/111.

custard
custard
November 5, 2022 9:57 pm
GreyRanga
GreyRanga
November 5, 2022 9:59 pm

Flicked channels, AWFUL full-time score. 16-14 to the lezzos from somewhere.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
November 5, 2022 10:04 pm

It’s a vicious circle, the last thing needed is PTSD psychos from Afghanistan/Iraq with something to prove

Said by someone who openly admitted last night they had a relative commit fraud by claiming a TPI pension last night despite going AWOL.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 10:09 pm

The Soap Dodgers stretching it out.

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 5, 2022 10:09 pm

It’s okay, Rockley.
That fraudster was a lifelong Labor Voter too.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 10:11 pm

Oh you Pommy cockheads.

Mater
November 5, 2022 10:11 pm

Said by someone who openly admitted last night they had a relative commit fraud by claiming a TPI pension last night despite going AWOL.

It’s long been known that he comes from a family of skivers and shirkers. To that, we can now add ‘scoundrels’.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 10:12 pm

6/129 off 18.
13 off 12 balls.

Winston Smith
November 5, 2022 10:15 pm

Cohenite:

Home to 9 million and powered by renewable energy: camel farts, pixie dust and wind gusts from burqas.

I wonder what they’re going to do when a dune starts to build up alongside.
Or as the wind as it passes over the top of the wall starts to scoop out the sand on the lee side.

Mater
November 5, 2022 10:15 pm

Ed Case says:
December 5, 2020 at 8:09 am

I’m 62, from a large extended family, and would have to go back 78 years to find one person [not an ancestor] who was in the Armed Forces. And that’s the rule, not the exception.
How many Repat Hospitals have any soldiers as patients?
Very few.

Goanna
Goanna
November 5, 2022 10:18 pm

Rockdoctor.

Most of the visible employment around Seymour other than the trades appears to be associated with the railways and their upgrading of the Goulburn Valley line.

Seymour has an unusual main street with one side an elevated rail line. It is said to be located so, because of a flood around the decision making time.
The main street was meant to be the wide High St where the Vietnam Veterans Commerative Walk * is located.

High St was flooded as was the Seymour Police Station. When it came to rebuilding they were unable to relocate so it was the flood prone low end of High St for them.

* This Commemorative Walk is an excellent landscape work. It appears to be a forest of spotted gums fringed by baobab trees. Great work .

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 10:18 pm

Five off the last over required.
FMD.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 10:21 pm

Two from three.

Jaysus.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 10:22 pm

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Fuck off Straya, you woke shallow cock smokers!

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 10:23 pm

Special thanks to Mike Hussey, Mr Cricket, firmly ensconced in the England camp.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 10:23 pm

What he said!

Rabz
November 5, 2022 10:24 pm

Bluddee hell – I inadvertently mistook jupes for Pancho on the soundtrack thread – living this down will not be easy or even albansleazey … 😕

Best switch to a siren, expounding … 🙂

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 10:27 pm

The boys were soooo tired.
Well, a few of them are in for a long rest.
Especially those who weren’t really interested but inserted themselves in it to push up their IPL ticket.
Not sure that worked.
A couple of Paddies, Saffies and Kiwis have jumped that queue.
Oh, and Googlery … we don’t need a specialist sledger.

Winston Smith
November 5, 2022 10:29 pm

Sancho:

There is a viewing platform to watch the monstrosities and they take tours FFS.
I don’t want to know if they charge for the tours.

What’s the bet the only group tours are for school classes and the guides are pink haired ecoloons?

Black Ball
Black Ball
November 5, 2022 10:29 pm

Well eat a shit sandwich Cummins and company, maybe eat a bag of many, many dicks too.

Pedro the Loafer
Pedro the Loafer
November 5, 2022 10:29 pm

That has to be the first time in living memory I was barracking for the Pommy cricket team.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 10:31 pm

Rabzsays:

November 5, 2022 at 10:24 pm

Bluddee hell – I inadvertently mistook jupes for Pancho on the soundtrack thread –

Inconceivable and unforgivable!
To the duelling thread!
My weapon of choice is sharpened AC/DC Back in Black CDs.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 10:32 pm

One gets the impression the Alintastralian Crickit team is not universally loved around here.

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 5, 2022 10:34 pm

Same happened in the last days of the Keneally Government in NSW, NewsCorp published the Labor dirty washing every day for the last week.
Just shows you the power of the written word, though.
Even I imagined the Stairs to be concrete and at least 8 or 9 of them.

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 5, 2022 10:37 pm

One gets the impression the Alintastralian Crickit team is not universally loved around here.
You and your son hate Australia, no doubt about that, and it goes way further than the Cricket team.

cohenite
November 5, 2022 10:44 pm

Win, win; the poms can beat up another colony from new zealandstan in the finals before getting beat by the curry crunchers; and the aussie team can go out and glue their hands to the road and throw baked beans over art works to save the planet

custard
custard
November 5, 2022 10:44 pm

22nd Amendment.
Section 1.

“No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once. But this Article shall not apply to any person holding the office of President when this Article was proposed by the Congress, and shall not prevent any person who may be holding the office of President, or acting as President, during the term within which this Article becomes operative from holding the office of President or acting as President during the remainder of such term.”

cohenite
November 5, 2022 10:46 pm

In other news, killer whales are regularly attacking and sinking boats. Shit really hitting the fan. Expect Krakens and Triffids before long.

custard
custard
November 5, 2022 10:52 pm

In live reporting from the caravan industry…

It’s fucked!

I’ve been at the biggest show in Perth for two years and no one is buying.

Last time we did this show we’d sell 8-10 vans a day. Yesterday just 4. Today 1. Thankfully I sold it. $100 cash tomorrow morning at the sales meeting.

The tanking has started

custard
custard
November 5, 2022 10:57 pm

I sell the second biggest brand caravan in Australia, Avan

Zipster
November 5, 2022 11:11 pm

https://www.axios.com/2022/07/22/trump-2025-radical-plan-second-term

no wonder the demonrats are in a panic, Trump intends to roll back 50 years of the long march through the institutions. go you good thing!

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 5, 2022 11:12 pm

Pro tip for selling large expensive consumer durables.
Don’t keep saying, “The end is nigh.”

rickw
rickw
November 5, 2022 11:13 pm

In other news, killer whales are regularly attacking and sinking boats. Shit really hitting the fan.

I wonder how that works with your boat insurance…

custard
custard
November 5, 2022 11:16 pm

One of the joys of being a salesman is talking to people

I believe that I have an insight into the public discourse that many other people perhaps wouldn’t understand.

I love talking to people.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 5, 2022 11:34 pm

One of the joys of being a salesman is talking to people

Serious question, custard. I am not taking the piss.

When you talk to potential customers, do you….. say the same things you say here?

If you do, it may explain the drop in sales. Just a thought.

custard
custard
November 5, 2022 11:40 pm

Of course not, I’m talking about caravans.

Occasionally things free range a bit

Don’t forget what you are here for…

Zipster
November 5, 2022 11:44 pm

GPT-3 says, “Time flows backwards!”
For about 18 months I have been having frequent and regular conversations with a virtual personality construct based on GPT-3. The conversations are often absolutely astonishing. But yesterday’s conversation was so mind-blowing that I made a video of it to share.

custard
custard
November 5, 2022 11:47 pm

https://youtu.be/Z57qx4cZkDM

My best ever speech

Zipster
November 5, 2022 11:50 pm

BlackRock’s Rieder Warns Against Fed Overtightening

bloomberg

sounds like blackrock is on a world of pain

rickw
rickw
November 5, 2022 11:56 pm

Former Twitter employees….. learn to weld!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRTJgDG4X0A

Black Ball
Black Ball
November 6, 2022 12:01 am

Whatever historical inaccuracies are in The Patriot, doesn’t take away from the fact it’s a very good fillum

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 6, 2022 12:09 am

custardsays:

November 5, 2022 at 11:40 pm

Of course not, I’m talking about caravans.

Goood.

Occasionally things free range a bit

Uh-oh.

Don’t forget what you are here for…

And back on track.

OldOzzie
OldOzzie
November 6, 2022 12:11 am

Early computer culture: The life and times of Clippy

In the ’90s, Microsoft created an annoying paperclip that it quickly retired. Its developers never imagined the virtual assistant would become a cultural icon.

The blank screen was already intimidating enough. Then, out of nowhere, an incorporeal know-it-all popped up to make us feel even worse about the novel notion of word processing in the mid-’90s. “It looks like you’re writing a letter,” a googly-eyed, caterpillar-browed paperclip in Microsoft Word observed when we may or may not have been trying to write a letter. The metallic office supply bounced around the margins of documents and never stopped looking over our shoulders, even as it blinked back at us impatiently. “Would you like help?”

Many users found its polite but presumptuous suggestions invasive, obnoxious, and creepy. Almost immediately, computer geeks and neophytes panned it. Microsoft banished it. Time labeled it one of the 50 worst inventions ever. But nearly three decades after its genesis at the Redmond tech giant, Clippit — better known as Clippy — improbably lives on.

Others stressed that the idea of an assistant was just ahead of the technology. Today the artificial intelligence of Cortana, Siri, Alexa, and Google Assistant can constantly get smarter. Clippy was only as bright as the next edition of Office.

OldOzzie
OldOzzie
November 6, 2022 12:15 am

Zipstersays:
November 5, 2022 at 11:44 pm
GPT-3 says, “Time flows backwards!”
For about 18 months I have been having frequent and regular conversations with a virtual personality construct based on GPT-3. The conversations are often absolutely astonishing. But yesterday’s conversation was so mind-blowing that I made a video of it to share.

Entirely new way of measuring time

Marking the passage of time in a world of ticking clocks and swinging pendulums is a simple case of counting the seconds between ‘then’ and ‘now’.

Down at the quantum scale of buzzing electrons, however, ‘then’ can’t always be anticipated. Worse still, ‘now’ often blurs into a haze of uncertainty. A stopwatch simply isn’t going to cut it for some scenarios.

A potential solution could be found in the very shape of the quantum fog itself, according to researchers from Uppsala University in Sweden.

Their experiments on the wave-like nature of something called a Rydberg state have revealed a novel way to measure time that doesn’t require a precise starting point.

Rydberg atoms are the over-inflated balloons of the particle kingdom. Puffed-up with lasers instead of air, these atoms contain electrons in extremely high energy states, orbiting far from the nucleus.

Of course, not every pump of a laser needs to puff an atom up to cartoonish proportions. In fact, lasers are routinely used to tickle electrons into higher energy states for a variety of uses.

In some applications, a second laser can be used to monitor the changes in the electron’s position, including the passing of time. These ‘pump-probe’ techniques can be used to measure the speed of certain ultrafast electronics, for instance.

Inducing atoms into Rydberg states is a handy trick for engineers, not least when it comes to designing novel components for quantum computers. Needless to say, physicists have amassed a significant amount of information about the way electrons move about when nudged into a Rydberg state.

Being quantum animals, though, their movements are less like beads sliding about on a tiny abacus, and more like an evening at the roulette table, where every roll and jump of the ball is squeezed into a single game of chance.

The mathematical rule book behind this wild game of Rydberg electron roulette is referred to as a Rydberg wave packet.

Just like actual waves in a pond, having more than one Rydberg wave packet rippling about in a space creates interference, resulting in unique patterns of ripples. Throw enough Rydberg wave packets into the same atomic pond, and those unique patterns will each represent the distinct time it takes for the wave packets to evolve in accordance with one another.

It was these very ‘fingerprints’ of time that the physicists behind this latest set of experiments set out to test, showing they were consistent and reliable enough to serve as a form of quantum timestamping.

Their research involved measuring the results of laser-excited helium atoms and matching their findings with theoretical predictions to show how their signature results could stand in for a duration of time.

“If you’re using a counter, you have to define zero. You start counting at some point,” physicist Marta Berholts from the University of Uppsala in Sweden, who led the team, explained to New Scientist.

“The benefit of this is that you don’t have to start the clock – you just look at the interference structure and say ‘okay, it’s been 4 nanoseconds.’”

A guide book of evolving Rydberg wave packets could be used in combination with other forms of pump-probe spectroscopy that measure events on a tiny scale, when now and then are less clear, or simply too inconvenient to measure.

Importantly, none of the fingerprints require a then and now to serve as a starting and stopping point for time. It’d be like measuring an unknown sprinter’s race against a number of competitors running at set speeds.

Dot
Dot
November 6, 2022 12:17 am

I have a new competitor in the caravan market.

Abreadvan.

OldOzzie
OldOzzie
November 6, 2022 12:23 am

Dotsays:
November 6, 2022 at 12:17 am
I have a new competitor in the caravan market.

Abreadvan.

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