Add title [competition]



Subscribe
Notify of
guest

11 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
wal1957
wal1957
July 17, 2023 9:19 pm

Sounds about right to me!

Colonel Crispin Berka
Colonel Crispin Berka
July 17, 2023 9:27 pm

You’ve got it the wrong way around, Rafe.
The title should be “Caption competition” and the response of the right hand man should have been blanked out so we can add our own in a comment.

Agreed with wal1957, it’s hard to top the original.

Maybe “I own shares in Heinz and Selleys”.

calli
calli
July 17, 2023 11:46 pm

You assumed the attackers’ gender!

Transphobe!

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
July 18, 2023 7:36 am

Lesson 3: Be considerate. Any more than five engaging with the small spotty ones risks getting in each others way. On the other hand, the big blue haired ones can accommodate up to nine people without compromising effectiveness.

billie
billie
July 18, 2023 8:21 am

I couldn’t find any more activists (?)

Damon
Damon
July 18, 2023 9:01 am

Sorry, can’t top the original.

Shy Ted
Shy Ted
July 18, 2023 9:26 am

Polizei: I just posted it to Instagram, look here. 5,000 upticks already
Chap: Sweet.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
July 18, 2023 10:41 am

Been a lot of articles in The Express lately about irate Poms physically dragging Just Stop Oil ferals off of roads and such like. This one is typical:

Furious motorists lose patience with Just Stop Oil zealots vowing to ‘paralyse London’ (17 Jul)

Usually several articles like this per week now, which says that the ordinary people (a) are fed up and (b) don’t believe in climate fairies.

Pat Mac
Pat Mac
July 18, 2023 11:33 pm

I’ll just put you forward for a public service award then Sir, ok?

Kneel
Kneel
July 19, 2023 12:09 pm

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

  1. Headline of the day: The Matildas and Arsenal weapon tasked with filling Kerr-sized hole Fnarrr.

  2. And puts lie to the media’s claim that he held a firearms licence “for recreational purposes”.

  3. The word doing the rounds (as yet unsubstantiated) is a total ban on “recreational” firearm use. Can see a lot…

  4. Outstanding. Just outstanding commentary on the current semitic sentiment in this country. The back end of a Gray Connolly piece…

11
0
Oh, you think that, do you? Care to put it on record?x
()
x