11 responses to “Add title [competition]”

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   wal1957

   Jul 17, 2023 9:19 PM

   Sounds about right to me!

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   Colonel Crispin Berka

   Jul 17, 2023 9:27 PM

   You’ve got it the wrong way around, Rafe.
   The title should be “Caption competition” and the response of the right hand man should have been blanked out so we can add our own in a comment.

   Agreed with wal1957, it’s hard to top the original.

   Maybe “I own shares in Heinz and Selleys”.

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   calli

   Jul 17, 2023 11:46 PM

   You assumed the attackers’ gender!

   Transphobe!

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   Mother Lode

   Jul 18, 2023 7:36 AM

   Lesson 3: Be considerate. Any more than five engaging with the small spotty ones risks getting in each others way. On the other hand, the big blue haired ones can accommodate up to nine people without compromising effectiveness.

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   billie

   Jul 18, 2023 8:21 AM

   I couldn’t find any more activists (?)

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   Damon

   Jul 18, 2023 9:01 AM

   Sorry, can’t top the original.

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   Shy Ted

   Jul 18, 2023 9:26 AM

   Polizei: I just posted it to Instagram, look here. 5,000 upticks already
   Chap: Sweet.

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   Bruce of Newcastle

   Jul 18, 2023 10:41 AM

   Been a lot of articles in The Express lately about irate Poms physically dragging Just Stop Oil ferals off of roads and such like. This one is typical:

   Furious motorists lose patience with Just Stop Oil zealots vowing to ‘paralyse London’ (17 Jul)

   Usually several articles like this per week now, which says that the ordinary people (a) are fed up and (b) don’t believe in climate fairies.

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   Rafe Champion

   Jul 18, 2023 2:52 PM

   Thanks Colonel, quite right, pity i didn’t see your comment last night and make the chance.

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    Pat Mac

    Jul 18, 2023 11:33 PM

    I’ll just put you forward for a public service award then Sir, ok?

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    Kneel

    Jul 19, 2023 12:09 PM

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.