Open Thread – Tues 2 May 2023


The Good Shepherd, Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1660

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Lysander
Lysander
May 3, 2023 4:41 pm

Ooohhhh and it was a nice plane too!!!

air force f-35a lightning ii

Winston Smith
May 3, 2023 4:46 pm

Dot:
Stella Artois!
I hear some persons here drink that slop.
It’s another poofters drop.
Try some XXXX, ya nongs.
Give ya taste buds a treat and a wake up call at the same time!

Black Ball
Black Ball
May 3, 2023 4:47 pm

Like attracts like
Get through the first 30 seconds, you’ve done well

Diogenes
Diogenes
May 3, 2023 4:47 pm

The last Clinic I ran had a sign on the wall with cartoons showing people how to – I kid you not – shit.

Winston, have you ever been on a flight where people DON’T know how to use a toilet. Every so often I am reminded of the stench of a flight* from New Delhi to Athens, what should have been a 30minute refueling stop in Athens turned into a 5 hour layover while we waited for a new plane to be sent from Frankfurt as cleaning efforts failed to rid the plane of the smell.

*August 8 1972 ( a week before my 11th birthday) . A Lufthansa 707 flying SYD SIN BKK DEL, Athens, Rome, Frankfurt.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 3, 2023 4:49 pm

H B Bearsays:

May 3, 2023 at 4:30 pm

Ozemail was the most Sydney deal apart from getting a call from Richo before Offset Alpine went up.

ozemail was the sort of thing laurie connell would get up to except with a tad more nuance and polish

offset alpine had all the brash crudity of a last resort laurie scam

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
May 3, 2023 4:54 pm

Marcia Langton warns of
‘intifada’ in western desert

I have asked the Oz how this is not extremist violent hate speech?
….and…rejected.

perhaps a gently worded “If an intifada was to start up in the western desert then race pimps might be at risk of random right wing death squads throwing them from helicopters
After all its not a threat, you are being a good citizen like Marcia and just warning of a potential outcome.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 3, 2023 4:54 pm

Lysandersays:

May 3, 2023 at 4:38 pm

Ah well, the low flyover was for the funeral of the last WA flight squadron officer in WWII.

might of bin loud

but sonic boom?

i doubt that

bespoke
bespoke
May 3, 2023 4:55 pm

The last Clinic I ran had a sign on the wall with cartoons showing people how to – I kid you not – shit.

Seen such a sign in Jan Smuts Airport unfortunately it didn’t say where.

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
May 3, 2023 4:56 pm

‘intifada’ in western desert

Deploying once again all that hard won battle experience from the Frontier Wars.

Muddy
Muddy
May 3, 2023 4:58 pm

Dot: …Biden is senile and has the launch codes…

I wonder what his access password is?
Do they have a special Captcha for him?

calli
calli
May 3, 2023 5:00 pm

As one of the world’s top China scholars, Dr Rudd

Seriously?

And Mister Xi smiles….

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
May 3, 2023 5:01 pm

Black Ballsays:
May 3, 2023 at 4:47 pm
Like attracts like
Get through the first 30 seconds, you’ve done well

I glimpsed the title of the vid.
Your people will be hearing from mine.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 3, 2023 5:03 pm

Marcia Langton warns of
‘intifada’ in western desert

It wasn’t as though the “intifada” was a rip roaring sucess for the Palestinians?

calli
calli
May 3, 2023 5:04 pm

He seems to have an opinion on their sexual prowess with rodents, so there’s that.

He’s a Top Diplomat don’t you know.

132andBush
132andBush
May 3, 2023 5:05 pm

They are obviously making the judgement that the country is already sinking either way.

A lot of people who are very susceptible to “messiah” worship.
You do realise if Trump is nominated he will mobilise a massive number of people to come out and vote for Biden?

calli
calli
May 3, 2023 5:06 pm

Marcia’s going to tear up the shopping strip in Alice and terrorise the locals.

Except the “intifada” has started without her.

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
May 3, 2023 5:10 pm

Do they have a special Captcha for him?

Select all the squares that have little girl’s hair in them.

He just closes his eyes and puts his nose near the monitor, takes a couple of light sniffs, and BANG BANG BANG – he gets them all.

Biden is only really adapted to one thing – being a pervert. Everywhere else his is a shambling wreck.

Like a seal – clumsy and awkward hauling their bodies over rocky beaches on land, but swift and graceful in his natural element.

Muddy
Muddy
May 3, 2023 5:11 pm

Apologies to Kneel. I hadn’t realised he had made a similar comment when I wrote mine.
Tired. Grumpy. But still charismatic.

Johnny Rotten
Johnny Rotten
May 3, 2023 5:14 pm

Muddysays:
May 3, 2023 at 4:58 pm
Dot: …Biden is senile and has the launch codes…

Yes, but apparently, he does not have sole control over the launch codes thank goodness.

JMH
JMH
May 3, 2023 5:19 pm

It looks as though the lieberal filth are going to do a Molan on Senator Gerard Rennick!

An anti-vax Liberal senator for Queensland could lose his chance of holding onto his seat, with plans within the party to oust him from preselection.

Gerard Rennick is set to face a challenge from former federal Young Liberals vice president turned consultant Nelson Savanh.

https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/lnp-s-rennick-under-pressure-ahead-of-qld-preselection/ar-AA1aF1JS?ocid=Peregrine#comments

Winston Smith
May 3, 2023 5:23 pm

Diogenes:

Winston, have you ever been on a flight where people DON’T know how to use a toilet. Every so often I am reminded of the stench of a flight* from New Delhi to Athens, what should have been a 30minute refueling stop in Athens turned into a 5 hour layover while we waited for a new plane to be sent from Frankfurt as cleaning efforts failed to rid the plane of the smell.

Yes. Coming back from the ME, where they have yet to discover toilet paper and instead wipe shit over the walls, and wash their hands in the basin by trickling water over their shit coated fingers, leaving chunks in the sink. I also did 6 months in Saudi Arabia where wiping your hands on everything around you, was considered the height of hygiene.
But I was talking about the physical act of evacuating ones bowels, not bathroom etiquette.

Steve trickler
Steve trickler
May 3, 2023 5:23 pm

Classic clips.

——

Ozzy Man Reviews:

Ozzy Man Reviews: MEGA COMPILATION #2

Muddy
Muddy
May 3, 2023 5:30 pm

Lizzie: I have been thinking of ‘bumper sticker’ sorts of appeals re this Referendum.

Vote YES to Segregate.
How many of the silent will the Voice speak for?
It’s spelled Vise, not Voice. Say NO to poor spelling.

Winston Smith
May 3, 2023 5:31 pm

Muddysays:
May 3, 2023 at 4:58 pm

Dot: …Biden is senile and has the launch codes…

Yes, but apparently, he does not have sole control over the launch codes thank goodness.

People are forgetting that while he can be stopped from launching, he cannot be stopped from not launching.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
May 3, 2023 5:32 pm

calli not only is he a “Top Dopelimat”, he can speak Ratfu….er. So there is that.

Muddy
Muddy
May 3, 2023 5:32 pm

Are we still pretending the Liberals are a living, breathing, party?
(They must have some darn good make-up artists).

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
May 3, 2023 5:34 pm

Stella is one of the great beers of the world. I’ve had half a subbie of xxxx. Enough said.

duncanm
duncanm
May 3, 2023 5:36 pm

Another Greens senator butt-hurt when they got back what they dished out.

Greens deputy leader Mehreen Faruqi is suing One Nation leader Pauline Hanson over an allegedly racist tweet calling on the senator to “piss off back to Pakistan”

Winston Smith
May 3, 2023 5:37 pm

Dover Beach:
Clown World ™ ?
@ClownWorld_
She’s heartless, plain and simple.

Just wow.

I’m speechless.

duncanm
duncanm
May 3, 2023 5:39 pm

GreyRangasays:
May 3, 2023 at 5:34 pm
Stella is one of the great beers of the world

Also known as a (Belgian) wife beater.

For that style of beer, the Peroni ads have swayed me.

Johnny Rotten
Johnny Rotten
May 3, 2023 5:40 pm

GreyRangasays:
May 3, 2023 at 5:34 pm
Stella is one of the great beers of the world. I’ve had half a subbie of xxxx. Enough said.

I agree. In fact, half a subbie (stubby) of xxxx rated alleged beer is way too much to take.

duncanm
duncanm
May 3, 2023 5:41 pm

Really, if you’re going to drink Pilsner, drink Trumer Pils.

Top Ender
Top Ender
May 3, 2023 5:41 pm

Nikkkkki Gemmel in the Oz is virtue-signalling:

I’ll be thinking of Prince Harry during the gilded royal extravaganza this weekend; thinking of the troubled prince islanded in the midst of his family. For me, the loneliness of that outcast prince will stain the day.

The rest of the complete load of bollocks goes on to taint the Royal Family with anything she can think of. Of course there’s a mention of slavery in there…”It was historically involved in the transatlantic slave trade as well”.

Will see if I can get a comment in there about their work in the Royal Navy.

duncanm
duncanm
May 3, 2023 5:44 pm

Winston Smithsays:
May 3, 2023 at 5:37 pm
Dover Beach:
Clown World ™ ?
@ClownWorld_
She’s heartless, plain and simple.

Sociopath

bons
bons
May 3, 2023 5:45 pm

Diogenes.
One year later living in Pakistan.
Passengers squatting on the dunny seats of PIA flights. Crew would do nothing to clean up. You hung on.
Two years after that in China, they used the hand basin and I was seated in a folding chair in the aisle that was not locked down.
Looking back, we have come a long way but the grubby little Trot is determined to send us back. White hot frustration.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
May 3, 2023 5:46 pm

ML he would relish in your description of him thinking you were envious.

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 3, 2023 5:48 pm

Nikkkkki Gemmel in the Oz is virtue-signalling:

Water is wet. On the “always skip” list with Fatty Adams.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
May 3, 2023 5:49 pm

I’d already had a belly full of others so disguising the taste, if you can call it taste JR.

C.L.
C.L.
May 3, 2023 5:51 pm

Went for a walk at lunchtime, it’s a beautiful day here in Sydney, albeit windy. Walking back to my office, I spied a film crew interviewing a peewee of a man. I looked as I was walking and it was the grubby little cockroach, Adam Bumdt. He really is a little little man. I said loudly, “vomit”, and a man walking next to me said, “agreed”. I said to the man that I find it staggering that people, mainly in affluent areas, vote for the filthy little cockroach. He again said “agreed”.

Always nice to know that we’re not alone in our thinking.

I’m here for the Cassie gold. 🙂

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 3, 2023 5:51 pm

Taken a couple of pisses in basins over the years. Never number twos. Viva life in the West.

132andBush
132andBush
May 3, 2023 5:51 pm

Dover,
Trump does not lead in any swing state.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
May 3, 2023 5:51 pm

Didn’t mind Peroni Red, the blue is a bit insipid. Still better than xxxx.

duncanm
duncanm
May 3, 2023 5:52 pm

May 3, 2023 at 5:44 pm
Winston Smith says:
May 3, 2023 at 5:37 pm
Dover Beach:
Clown World ™ ?
@ClownWorld_
She’s heartless, plain and simple.

You think that’s bad – watch the whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMHaHwcAPaw

(btw, 3x the limit in Illinois is 0.24!)

Winston Smith
May 3, 2023 5:55 pm

Grey Ranga:

Stella is one of the great beers of the world. I’ve had half a subbie of xxxx. Enough said.

This Queenslander thanks you for your consideration by not scoffing all the XXXX Bitter and leaving it for him.
…but you can keep the half consumed stubbie. Thanks. I have no idea where your lips have been, nor do I have an all consuming need to know.
🙂

JMH
JMH
May 3, 2023 6:03 pm

I don’t know when Alex Antic comes up for preselection – but, mark my words, he will be next to be shafted.

P
P
May 3, 2023 6:07 pm

I am too old to keep up with all that’s going on with the Voice these days but I reckon there will continue to be articles forwarding the YES vote subtly.

Cross of Christ in the Red Centre

The Cross on Memory Mountain is not a small, insignificant structure. Constructed of core ten steel, it stands 20 metres tall at the summit of Memory Mountain. The Cross will be outlined with solar powered LED lights so it can be seen from afar at night.

Memory Mountain Highlights – Launch of the Forgiveness Cross 2023:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQAlwVUHr_Q

Miltonf
Miltonf
May 3, 2023 6:15 pm

I’m here for the Cassie gold. ?

me too- the lady really does have a way with words

calli
calli
May 3, 2023 6:16 pm

For me, the loneliness of that outcast prince will stain the day.

For me, I don’t give a toss.

Have a nice wallow Nikki.

Miltonf
Miltonf
May 3, 2023 6:21 pm

Pee haitch dees might have meant something many decades ago but now the ‘doctor’ schtick just sounds dirty in my mind. I think of the ‘doctors’ in The History Man by Malcolm Bradbury. So many pubic serpents in canbra are ‘doctors’ – sorta says it all.

CrazyOldRanga
CrazyOldRanga
May 3, 2023 6:22 pm

Today I celebrate my 59th year on Earth. My beverage of choice for this evening is a pleasant Dutch drop by the name of Grolsch. A food group by itself. Cheers.

calli
calli
May 3, 2023 6:29 pm

You’re almost out of warranty, Ranga. Here’s to living dangerously.

bespoke
bespoke
May 3, 2023 6:37 pm

Ranga!

Wally Dalí
Wally Dalí
May 3, 2023 6:41 pm

Cheers Ranga, many happy returns to you!
I’ll lift a can of Coopers, drinking to the late end of vintage.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
May 3, 2023 6:44 pm

Stella LOL, every ubiquitous ten pound pom in the mining game tells me it’s nicknamed wife beater back in the homeland.

I’d prefer our mass produced cats piss to imported mass produced Euro cats piss any day.

Vicki
Vicki
May 3, 2023 6:45 pm

The former prime minister instead pointed to 2027 as a crucial turning point, a timeline laid out by US intelligence chiefs and the Taiwanese government based on Mr Xi ordering China’s military to be ready to act by then.

I can hardly believe that senior government advisers actually think that China is telegraphing when they intend to attack.

Sometimes I think I am just having an awful nightmare.

Steve trickler
Steve trickler
May 3, 2023 6:47 pm

CrazyOldRangasays:
May 3, 2023 at 6:22 pm

Enjoy your night. ( :

Miltonf
Miltonf
May 3, 2023 6:49 pm

yes happy birthday Ranga

Vicki
Vicki
May 3, 2023 6:50 pm

Topender ,

If you are still at the keyboard, can you tell me what you thought of the 4 Corners examination of Australia’s decision on subs?

BTW I am still counting on your belief that the Yanks are sending one of their nuclear beauties to Perth (to patrol our coastline) while we speak. I need to sleep well at night!

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 3, 2023 6:51 pm

let me say right up front that i admire tucker carlson and enjoy occasionally watching him

but

even though i think it is a commercially inept move to fire him i have precisely $0 invested in focks and accept that proprietors have hire and fire rights

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
May 3, 2023 6:52 pm

Hmmm.

Marcia Langton warns of ‘intifada’ in western desert

There is already an intifada. It’s the Western Desert people all right, but they’re doing it in Alice Springs.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 3, 2023 6:56 pm

Marcia Langton warns of ‘intifada’ in western desert

and who exactly will they be intifadaring – in the words of the late broderick smith – way out west where the rain don’t fall

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 3, 2023 6:58 pm

Happy birdy Ranga!

I’d give you one of mine as a birthday present but I don’t think they’d cooperate with that idea.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
May 3, 2023 6:59 pm
Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 3, 2023 7:00 pm

Snowy 2.0 delayed another two years.
VNI West transmission line hooks into Snowy as the storage component of the national grid renewable system.
AEMO had just lost one rationale for the absurd haste in pushing this project.
I’ll tell you that the anger amongst landholders is rising quickly and big protests may not be far away.

calli
calli
May 3, 2023 7:04 pm

My take is that Langton is giving approval to “intifada” anywhere in the country…I’m not buying the “Western Desert” limitation one little bit.

She’s stirring up a BLM wannabe scenario. Here.

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 3, 2023 7:07 pm

Between KRuddy and US Intelligence I’m upping my Iodine intake.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
May 3, 2023 7:07 pm

and who exactly will they be intifadaring

500 years from now (just in time for the next Mountain Ash controlled burn), history books will be replete with tales of great historical events – including, but not limited to:

Alexander the Great’s conquest of Persia and India;
The First and Third Crusades;
The Black Prince’s chevauchee across France;
The Reconquista;
The Renaissance;
World War One; and
The Great Spinifex Intifada.

CrazyOldRanga
CrazyOldRanga
May 3, 2023 7:07 pm

Thanks for the Birthday wishes, time to dine.

Rabz
May 3, 2023 7:08 pm

LOL – Rita P going nuclear on the Victoriastani Gliberals.

Roger
Roger
May 3, 2023 7:08 pm

Marcia Langton warns of ‘intifada’ in western desert

Warns or threatens?

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
May 3, 2023 7:09 pm

How lucky is this police officer?

To be fair, that was a pretty small chicken truck.

Lysander
Lysander
May 3, 2023 7:10 pm

Happy b’day Grange-a. 😛

cohenite
May 3, 2023 7:10 pm

Trump is ahead of DeSantis but biden is ahead of Trump but biden is behind DeSantis. According to the polls which have been shat out of biden’s arse.

In a fair election Trump beats biden. But the chances of a fair election are the same odds as biden regaining his sanity.

The real issue is people who vote for biden. They are literally fu.ked in the head.

Miltonf
Miltonf
May 3, 2023 7:15 pm

They are literally fu.ked in the head.

too right and what about the deadshites in Delaware giving the old thief a national platform for decades. FMD have you seen the Coons trash that Delaware now sends to DC. What a fuked little state.

bespoke
bespoke
May 3, 2023 7:17 pm

I miss monty

bespoke
bespoke
May 3, 2023 7:17 pm

And Ed

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 3, 2023 7:19 pm

Monty – he was a boring little tit.

Lysander
Lysander
May 3, 2023 7:20 pm

And as previously predicted on the cat earlier today:

https://www.watoday.com.au/world/north-america/it-s-not-how-white-men-fight-the-tucker-carlson-text-sent-fox-news-into-a-panic-20230503-p5d5b0.html

Fauxfacts news (or is that Nein) goes full retard on Tucker.

Lysander
Lysander
May 3, 2023 7:21 pm

Monty – he was a boring little tit.

And fat.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 3, 2023 7:21 pm

Ed – the gypsum still spreads and the mutton is cheap.

Black Ball
Black Ball
May 3, 2023 7:22 pm

I miss monty
His non presence, whilst welcome, has me a little concerned.
With Symes going after, er, hate speech, is he collating our work here ?

Roger
Roger
May 3, 2023 7:24 pm

I miss monty

What’s become of him?

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
May 3, 2023 7:25 pm

With Symes going after, er, hate speech, is he collating our work here ?

Nup – because that collection would be littered with his own work.

Roger
Roger
May 3, 2023 7:26 pm

And Ed

You are one sick puppy, bespoke.

😀

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 3, 2023 7:26 pm

Polls are meaningless Cohenite, you know that. The Dems generated 16 million votes out of thin air in 2020, they could easily do 20 million or more in 2024. The alphabet agencies are totally locked in so no legal process can stop the steal.

I am amused the goss today is that the Dems told Joe not to run but that Jill talked him into it. She likes being first laydeee and éminence greasy. Lay in popcorn in case Michelle throws her hat in…meowww!

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 3, 2023 7:26 pm

What’s become of him?

Who cares?

Lysander
Lysander
May 3, 2023 7:27 pm

What’s become of him?

I suspect he ran out of doughnuts in his basement but was too large to get up and out.

That, or he’s finally ceded his stolen land back to the locals.

Luzu
Luzu
May 3, 2023 7:27 pm

Snap, CrazyOldRanga!

Today, I am celebrating turning 49.

For drinks, it will be choosing one of a large selection of herbal teas.

It’s been seven weeks without alcohol and I am loving it.

Lysander
Lysander
May 3, 2023 7:30 pm

Happy b’day to Luzu also… also congrats on the abstemious lifestyle…

Lysander
Lysander
May 3, 2023 7:32 pm

I am amused the goss today is that the Dems told Joe not to run but that Jill talked him into it. She likes being first laydeee and éminence greasy. Lay in popcorn in case Michelle throws her hat in…meowww!

Wow really? Missed that but thanks Bruce!!!

I guess she’s like Mrs Fetterman…

Have a nice evening Cats… the bell tolls and I must run..

Roger
Roger
May 3, 2023 7:32 pm

I suspect he ran out of doughnuts in his basement but was too large to get up and out.

Oh…I thought he might have been banned by dover.

Likewise Ed.

Carry on.

Roger
Roger
May 3, 2023 7:35 pm

I am amused the goss today is that the Dems told Joe not to run but that Jill talked him into it.

Susan Rice left the WH the day after he announced he was running again.

Newt Gingrich thinks she told him not to run, which would make sense.

He also thinks Michelle Obama is shaping up to nominate.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 3, 2023 7:39 pm

Monty – working?
Spits beer across room.

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 3, 2023 7:39 pm

If you’ve made it to 49 on the grog I wouldn’t risk stopping now.

Boambee John
Boambee John
May 3, 2023 7:40 pm

Vickisays:
May 3, 2023 at 6:45 pm
The former prime minister instead pointed to 2027 as a crucial turning point, a timeline laid out by US intelligence chiefs and the Taiwanese government based on Mr Xi ordering China’s military to be ready to act by then.

I can hardly believe that senior government advisers actually think that China is telegraphing when they intend to attack.

Sometimes I think I am just having an awful nightmare.

Under German pre-war plans, Hitler didn’t plan to start until 1942 0r 43. The best laid plans …

Miltonf
Miltonf
May 3, 2023 7:42 pm

EU Backs Dutch Scheme to Forcibly Shut Down Thousands of Farms, Ban Farmers From Returning to Agriculture Forever– trying to cause a famine. Psychopathic.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
May 3, 2023 7:45 pm

Under German pre-war plans, Hitler didn’t plan to start until 1942 0r 43. The best laid plans …

I agree having read much on the Chinese demographic problem. I think it will be earlier if they go.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 3, 2023 7:45 pm

ruddster has decided to help elbow with some unsolicited pontification

coulden happen to two nicer mongs

Boambee John
Boambee John
May 3, 2023 7:45 pm

Rogersays:
May 3, 2023 at 7:24 pm
I miss monty

What’s become of him?

He’s over 18, and has a wife to look after him, I care not.

Indolent
Indolent
May 3, 2023 7:49 pm

I generally don’t support vandalism but, in this case, it’s a blow for freedom and I hope an example for every attempted 15 minute city. It’s about time people stood up and said NO.

‘We won’t stop’ Blade Runner activist chopping Ulez cameras down breaks silence

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
May 3, 2023 7:51 pm

Saw the “Dr” Rudd thing today. WTF, till I searched, Oxford really. Why would they defile themselves like that?

This bloke has proven he has the intellect of a shrew.

Roger
Roger
May 3, 2023 7:52 pm

On to other burning questions…

Is there even one monarchist in our official party to the coronation?

They all appear to be in the press proclaiming their distance from the institution.

Doesn’t speak highly of their integrity.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 3, 2023 7:52 pm

Under German pre-war plans, Hitler didn’t plan to start until 1942 0r 43. The best laid plans …

The German Navy was planning on kicking off, in 1944 or 1945. They would have had ten battleships and four aircraft carriers by then..

132andBush
132andBush
May 3, 2023 7:53 pm

dover0beach says:
May 3, 2023 at 6:37 pm

Poll results according to latest Ben Shapiro show.

Indolent
Indolent
May 3, 2023 7:54 pm
Bourne1879
Bourne1879
May 3, 2023 7:59 pm

The PBD offer to Tucker is $20m a year for 5 years with PBD paying for the production. So basically matching Fox.

Cassie of Sydney
May 3, 2023 8:03 pm

“Greens deputy leader Mehreen Faruqi is suing One Nation leader Pauline Hanson over an allegedly racist tweet calling on the senator to “piss off back to Pakistan””

Nothing the Greens do or say surprises me but the hypocrisy from the verminous and very rancid Faruqi is staggering. This is the same piece of scum who is a rabid Israel hater, who drapes herself in the Palestinian flag in parliament, who shouts the genocidal and very racist cry “from the river to the sea”, which is interesting because when Muslims scream and shout that slogan, they don’t mean a state where Jews and Arabs live side by side, oh no, no, no, that’s a cry, a scream, a call for ethnic cleansing, for Palestine to be Judenfrei. Perhaps someone can tell me who the racist is here, because as far as I’m concerned it isn’t Pauline.

Having said that, only a few weeks ago Pauline Hanson joined in the condemnation of Mark Latham for his tweet about the sinister creep Greenwich. Perhaps Pauline thought that would put her in the good books of people who would never vote for her in a hissy fit. She didn’t need to join in the verbal lynching of Latham, all she had to say was that she disagreed with the tweet but Latham is entitled to his FREE SPEECH. And now, ironically, Pauline Hanson is being sued for her FREE SPEECH. Well Pauline, you chose not to defend a core principle, and now they’re coming after you.

Cassie of Sydney
May 3, 2023 8:04 pm

“Luzusays:
May 3, 2023 at 7:27 pm”

Happy Birthday!

cohenite
May 3, 2023 8:07 pm

EU Backs Dutch Scheme to Forcibly Shut Down Thousands of Farms, Ban Farmers From Returning to Agriculture Forever– trying to cause a famine. Psychopathic.

As in Sri Lanka this will not end peacefully.

Indolent
Indolent
May 3, 2023 8:07 pm
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 3, 2023 8:09 pm

Well Pauline, you chose not to defend a core principle, and now they’re coming after you.

Well said, Cassie.

DrBeauGan
DrBeauGan
May 3, 2023 8:09 pm

I miss monty

What’s become of him?

Maybe he’s finally worked out that being a spiteful, irritating bitch is rather an empty life.

calli
calli
May 3, 2023 8:10 pm

Every. Single. Ad. Break.

“Yes”.

They must have unlimited money. Bludgeoning assent.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 3, 2023 8:13 pm

FWIW, I’ve been known to point out that there’s been a Palestinian homeland since 1947.

It’s called “Jordan.”

Cassie of Sydney
May 3, 2023 8:20 pm

“Bludgeoning assent.”

That’s the idea.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 3, 2023 8:22 pm

callisays:

May 3, 2023 at 8:10 pm

Every. Single. Ad. Break.

“Yes”.

They must have unlimited money. Bludgeoning assent.

let them go

i think they are going to overcook it

and piss people off

mongs

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 3, 2023 8:24 pm

pauline is a trougher and a grifter

Fair Shake
Fair Shake
May 3, 2023 8:25 pm

Ranga,

Because there is nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear than a house…

So I shall toast a whiskey in your honour.

Top Ender
Top Ender
May 3, 2023 8:26 pm

Rejected at the Oz:

It’s a great pity Ms Gemmell wants to throw mud at those members of the Royals who have been members of the Royal Navy – the greatest institution on the planet to fight against slavery for over 200 years.

Story: Throne to the wolves: coronation tainted by ostracism of ‘Honest Harry’

Top Ender
Top Ender
May 3, 2023 8:27 pm

Sorry Vicki – haven’t watched 4 Corners in about 20 years. What was their take on the subs?

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 3, 2023 8:31 pm

It’s a great pity Ms Gemmell wants to throw mud at those members of the Royals who have been members of the Royal Navy

King George VI served at the battle of Jutland, as a midshipman.

Fair Shake
Fair Shake
May 3, 2023 8:37 pm

I love the Abo Yes ad with ‘we are not recognised in the constitution’ . Yeah well neither are taxpayers, rate payers, motorists, hetros, skateboarders…so get in line.

Fair Shake
Fair Shake
May 3, 2023 8:38 pm

Vote Yes to segregation and No for equality!

Muddy
Muddy
May 3, 2023 8:48 pm

I raise a Chateau Sulo (earthy aroma, textured palate) to Crazy Old Ranga and Luzu.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 3, 2023 8:54 pm

I love the Abo Yes ad with ‘we are not recognised in the constitution’

Neither is anybody else – the Constitution is a power sharing arrangement between the Commonwealth and States, and an operating manual for the running of Parliament.

caveman
caveman
May 3, 2023 8:57 pm

500 years from now….

Snowy 2.0
They would be saying these people actually built a turd believing they could polish it.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 3, 2023 9:03 pm

cavemansays:

May 3, 2023 at 8:57 pm

500 years from now….

Snowy 2.0
They would be saying these people actually built a turd believing they could polish it.

waddya mean built

it won’t be finished

feelthebern
feelthebern
May 3, 2023 9:03 pm

Finished the Obi-Wan series on Disney.
Awful.
Terrible story, terrible fight choreography, plot holes galore.
And it looked like one of the writers looked at a few Warhammer videos to pinch a few ideas.
The only decent part was Vader killing bystanders indiscriminately, showed just how evil he is.

Dot
Dot
May 3, 2023 9:11 pm

Wow.

Eva Vlaardingerbroek
@EvaVlaar
The EU has given the Dutch government the green light to buy out 3000 #DutchFarmers offering them 120% of the market value, ‘incentivising’ them to sell ‘voluntary’ (if they don’t, they’ll be expropriated later).

Oh, and they won’t be allowed to start over elsewhere in the EU.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 3, 2023 9:14 pm

I raise a Chateau Sulo (earthy aroma, textured palate) to Crazy Old Ranga and Luzu.

I raise a Pepperjack Shiraz to Crazy Old Ranga and Luzu.

The toast is “Money, love and happiness, and the time to enjoy all three.”

Indolent
Indolent
May 3, 2023 9:18 pm
P
P
May 3, 2023 9:21 pm

Eva Vlaardingerbroek
@EvaVlaar
When I became a Catholic last week, I chose St. Joan of Arc as my Confirmation Saint. I admire her courage and faithfulness immensely and hope to emulate her virtues in my life with the help of God Our Father.
https://twitter.com/EvaVlaar/status/1652690981756575746

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
May 3, 2023 9:42 pm

When I became a Catholic last week, I chose St. Joan of Arc as my Confirmation Saint.

[BBCmode]So, what you are really saying is that you hate non-French![/BBCmode]

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 3, 2023 9:51 pm

Snowy cry me a river.

Federal Energy and Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen said Mr Barnes had informed him on Tuesday of the delays and welcomed the transparency on the project under his leadership, describing the earlier lack of disclosure on the slowing schedule as “inexcusable”.

Why wasn’t I told!

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 3, 2023 10:02 pm

snowy 2

the brainchild of the smartest guy in the room

any room

Muddy
Muddy
May 3, 2023 10:11 pm

Music: A flower amidst the ashes.
Two Cellos – With or Without You (instrumental).
(Skip the intro patter; music begins at approx. the 2 min mark. Best with decent headphones or sound, and closed eyes).

Colonel Crispin Berka
Colonel Crispin Berka
May 3, 2023 10:20 pm

Top Ender says: May 3, 2023 at 8:27 pm

haven’t watched 4 Corners in about 20 years. What was their take on the subs?

The more they see the more they booo!

Muddy
Muddy
May 3, 2023 10:33 pm

Having spent the best part of the last two hours listening to music (including various choirs) on YouTube, after a challenging day, I’ve realised that ‘western’ music is one of those human achievements that has been conveniently ignored when comparing indigenous and non-indigenous cultures.

I’m not interested in putting down pre-contact Australian indigenous culture, but when comparing their performance art with the complexity of European musical development, the difference seems immeasurably large. That doesn’t mean I think any less of their means of expression (I don’t see anything to be gained in categorising ‘winners’ and ‘losers’), but I resent more than I can express in words, the sustained assault on the collective history and achievements of my ancestors. In fact, I’m not going to ruin my mood by continuing this train of thought.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 3, 2023 10:38 pm

t with decent headphones or sound, and closed eyes).

Watching with your eyes open reveals the presence of many rather long stemmed young ladies, wearing very brief skirts, in the audience..

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 3, 2023 10:48 pm

but when comparing their performance art with the complexity of European musical development, the difference seems immeasurably large

I’m sorry, does that mean making pharting noises, blowing down a hollow log, and banging two sticks together are not the equal of a Beethoven symphony?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 3, 2023 10:51 pm

muddy at 2233

the addition of two cellos and the removal of one pompous irish git makes that song quite acceptable

Muddy
Muddy
May 3, 2023 10:55 pm

Generally can’t stand the band, Sancho, but two or three of their songs are acceptable when performed by others.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 3, 2023 10:56 pm

speaking of musical annoyances

i see gordon lightfoot has bought the farm

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 3, 2023 10:59 pm

agreed muddy

the removal of the pious trumped up little ponce with his rosé sunglasses would improve anything

Muddy
Muddy
May 3, 2023 11:01 pm

Zulu: I’m tempted to respond, but I’m having enough trouble getting to sleep without raising my blood pressure venting about parasites identifying as human heroes. Some other time. All the best old chap.

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 3, 2023 11:14 pm

500 years from now….
Snowy 2.0

Will be cheaper than your cup of coffee.

Top Ender
Top Ender
May 3, 2023 11:21 pm

Action for Alice 2020

International student in Darwin is declared deceased by the hospital staff.

Flat mates’ account of the incident is around early hours in the morning an Indigenous male broke into the unit through a window and picked up a fire extinguisher and smashed the boy’s head in a way that left him bleeding in his own bed.

By the time the other people in the unit took him to the hospital, doctors declared there was nothing much they could have done to save his life. It was his 3rd month in Australia and he was only in his first semester of studies.

Jorge
Jorge
May 3, 2023 11:34 pm

When Michael and Barack visited Sydney recently there were shots of Michael doing a Diana and visiting the zoo alone looking a bit sad and doe eyed. Generated a bit of spec about the state of the union.

If Michelle chases the nomination Barack might not make up a unity ticket.

Digger
Digger
May 4, 2023 12:05 am

This bloke has proven he has the intellect of a shrew.

You flatter the cretonic moron…

Tom
Tom
May 4, 2023 4:00 am
Tom
Tom
May 4, 2023 4:01 am
Tom
Tom
May 4, 2023 4:02 am
Tom
Tom
May 4, 2023 4:04 am
Tom
Tom
May 4, 2023 4:05 am
Tom
Tom
May 4, 2023 4:06 am
Tom
Tom
May 4, 2023 4:07 am
Tom
Tom
May 4, 2023 4:09 am
Tom
Tom
May 4, 2023 4:10 am
Tom
Tom
May 4, 2023 4:11 am
Tom
Tom
May 4, 2023 4:12 am
Tom
Tom
May 4, 2023 4:13 am
Tom
Tom
May 4, 2023 4:15 am
Black Ball
Black Ball
May 4, 2023 4:36 am

Terry McCrann on Andrews lashing the RBA:

Thank you, Victorian premier Daniel Andrews, for explicitly reminding us why politicians should never be let near the ‘interest rate lever’ – a reminder, that was seconded so to speak by newboy premier, NSW’s Chris Minns.

As Andrews explained – and Minns echoed, ‘hear, hear’– politicians will always, and I mean always, choose the popular vote-winning option over the more generalised and often unpopular public (and indeed, actual people) interest.

So, there was Andrews attacking the Reserve Bank for supposedly “smashing voters” – sorry, correction, families – with Tuesday’s rate rise and the other ten before it.

While Minns piped up with his query whether the RBA was “actually fulfilling its remit”; that he also was “very concerned” about the impact on voters. Sorry again, families.

I liked the bit about Minns opining on the RBA’s ‘remit’, as it showed him faithfully ‘doing an Albo’ – that’s to say, not having a clue.

Just as the PM was unable to nominate the RBA’s absolutely fundamental and these days almost in your face cash rate, Minns clearly hasn’t a clue what the RBA’s remit is.

For future reference for the trainee NSW premier, the RBA’s remit is explicitly to keep inflation in the 2-3 per cent band; and when it’s dramatically above that band as is today’s 7 per cent inflation, to get it back down there.

Doing so, with the one – and experience has shown, the only effective – weapon it has: raising that cash rate.

A cash rate that, by the bye for the benefit of the premier – and indeed the PM – is now 3.85 per cent. Repeat after me, premier and PM: three point eight five per cent, 3.85. 3.85.

This predilection for the populist over the public interest is almost hardwired into the political brain, mostly on an entirely bipartisan basis.

In over 30 years in public political life, while being overall our second-best ever PM, John Howard nevertheless never saw an interest rate cut that he didn’t like and never saw an interest rate hike that he didn’t hate.

Except of course when he was sitting on the opposition benches, and the exact reverse applied.

Howard met what might be called his ‘interest rate – or RBA – Karma’ , when the RBA lifted its cash rate smack in the middle of the 2007 election campaign and Howard lost his premiership and indeed his seat.

The two critical things about keeping rate decisions out of the hands of politicians is both the basic willingness to raise rates, sometimes punishingly – which is not the case today; at least not yet – and to do it on a timely basis, which is to say early.

Yes, I’ve criticised the RBA for being too slow to start, and for then raising more timidly than the RBNZ.

But at the end of the day, Governor Philip Lowe, like all his modern-day predecessors, has been prepared to ‘do his job’. He was always going to break that ‘promise’ if he had to.

As both Andrews and Minns have so publicly announced: they simply could not be trusted; and the consequences would be far, far more pain and serious harm to those very voters – there I go again, families – they so pathetically claim to worry about.

If Andrews and Minns had their hands on the ‘rate lever’, the consequence would be much higher, much more entrenched inflation and much higher and more long-lasting punitive interest rates.

But they would be long gone by then; it would be someone else’s problem.

I should note in closing there are exceptions to what I might dub my ‘pusillanimous populist polly rule’ – most notably Labor Paul’s Keating who urged the RBA to go-a-hiking in the 1989-90 period.

But also more quietly the Coalition’s Peter Costello.

Tintarella di Luna
Tintarella di Luna
May 4, 2023 4:45 am

Thank you Tom and thank you Black Ball – with some relief I notice the Premiers have dropped the adjective so beloved of Julia Gillard — i.e “werking” families

rosie
rosie
May 4, 2023 6:06 am
rosie
rosie
May 4, 2023 6:09 am
Pogria
Pogria
May 4, 2023 6:39 am

CitizenGO, founded in Madrid in 2013, describes itself as a ‘community of active citizens who work together to defend and promote life, family, and liberty’.

OMG, these people must be stopped! sarc/

Fair Shake
Fair Shake
May 4, 2023 6:39 am

Premiers and Albo printing money, massive massive infrastructure projects with huge cost over-runs + distorting the construction industry and effectively breaking it, renewable horseshit energy policies, redlining immigration.. all driving up prices and thereby inflation. All by their hand. …but no lets have a crack at the RBA for attempting to put out the fire they DIRECTLY caused. When Dan opens his mouth let the shit come forth.

Anchor What
Anchor What
May 4, 2023 6:48 am

It’s not the RBA’s job to make decisions based on the consequences for people with variable rate mortgages. With inflation still running at 7%, well above the target rate of between 2 and 3, it’s no surprise that rate hikes will continue.
Left leaning politicians will, with the help of their complicit media cadres, continue to use RBA bashing as a distraction.

Anchor What
Anchor What
May 4, 2023 6:51 am

That drone attack at da Kremlin looks as fake as Erdogan’s false flag “attempted coup” – which gave him cover for another round of purging the military.

rosie
rosie
May 4, 2023 6:58 am
rosie
rosie
May 4, 2023 6:58 am

Citizen Go Website that is

feelthebern
feelthebern
May 4, 2023 6:59 am

Reid Hoffman was the part of the big three funding the Zuck Bucks programs that impacted the 2020 election results in Michigan, Wisconsin & Minnesota.
Reid Hoffman is funding the Jean Carroll lawsuit against Trump.

Today, the NY Post & WSJ report that he visited Epstein island in 2014.
Whoever has access to the Epstein collateral has these all those who participated under their control.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
May 4, 2023 7:00 am

Attention handpatters:

A teenager who opened fire at his school in central Belgrade, Serbia, drew sketches of classrooms and wrote a list of people he intended to target, police say.
He killed eight fellow students and a school guard on Wednesday before being arrested.

The child is 13, the same age as the piece of shit that killed three people while driving a stolen car in Bundaberg.

I wonder what sort of sentence he’ll get? Let’s check the Serbian law:

Serbia
No person can be subjected to criminal sanctions for an offence committed while under the age of 14. [Law on Juvenile Criminal Offenders and Criminal Protection of Juveniles, Article 2; Criminal Code, Article 4(3)]

Oh. They raised the age of criminal responsibility to 14. This muppet who shot and killed nine people will receive no criminal punishment whatsoever.

Elbow, here’s your chance to back out of this stupid doe-eyed UN agreement the country signed up to.

Buccaneer
Buccaneer
May 4, 2023 7:03 am

Who in the media will keep the alp clown show in check? The RBA’s remit might be to keep inflation within the 2-3%, but it’s only mechanism to act is pretty much interest rates, all the other possible actions sit with government. So 10 interest rate rises suggests a government that flat out refuses to take actions that sit within its remit. Given the spending already announced in the upcoming budget, it’s hard to see how the alp clown show expects any other result.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 4, 2023 7:05 am

bern at 0659

things what make you go hmmmm

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 4, 2023 7:12 am

anyhoo good moaning mongs

and its a loverly day here in kent st deakin as we get set for another day of blog wrecking

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 4, 2023 7:17 am

A Charles of England can never have too many crowns.

King Charles to be ‘crowned’ in special service two days ahead of official Coronation (3 May)

Amazon chiefs will carry out a special ceremony after landing in London tomorrow, with a figurehead representing the rainforest’s tribes to bestow a headdress composed of locally sourced feathers on the monarch’s head.

Uyunkar Domingo Peas will conduct the ceremony after landing in the capital from Ecuador and recognise the King’s years of campaigning against deforestation.

Crown of Peas? Ok why aren’t our first nations in there too with a possum skin cloak? Lidia, Marcia, Ken, where are you?

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
May 4, 2023 7:17 am

here in kent st deakin

Bahahaaaaaaa hahahaa.

Stay away from number 109. It’s haunted.

Morning Fawlty!

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 4, 2023 7:55 am

Knuckle Draggersays:

May 4, 2023 at 7:17 am

here in kent st deakin

Bahahaaaaaaa hahahaa.

Stay away from number 109. It’s haunted.

Morning Fawlty!

hq langley have issued untraceable sims and burner phones

so no more tracing me into the back entrance of the exchange in hampden place

shatterzzz
May 4, 2023 7:59 am

Not my work but worth repeating .. !

Why was the transgender man a vegetarian?
Because it was a her before.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 4, 2023 8:02 am

Rum, sodomy and the lash.

Navy Confirms Using Drag Queen Influencer as a ‘Digital Ambassador’ to Attract Recruits (3 Apr)

The U.S. Navy confirmed to Breitbart News on Wednesday that it used a drag queen influencer as one of its “digital ambassadors” to attempt to recruit “a wide range of potential candidates.”

The influencer is active-duty U.S. Navy Yeoman 2nd Class Joshua Kelley, whose stage name is “Harpy Daniels.”

Ok maybe not rum. How about Bud Lite, sodomy and the lash instead?

mem
mem
May 4, 2023 8:02 am

Fair Shakesays:
May 4, 2023 at 6:39 am
Premiers and Albo printing money, massive massive infrastructure projects with huge cost over-runs + distorting the construction industry and effectively breaking it, renewable horseshit energy policies, redlining immigration.. all driving up prices and thereby inflation. All by their hand. …but no lets have a crack at the RBA for attempting to put out the fire they DIRECTLY caused. When Dan opens his mouth let the shit come forth.

Just to demonstrate your point about the renewable horseshit at 7.45am this morning, South Australia, the lead state in getting rid of coal was only producing 1% wind and 0% solar. It was fueled by 75% gas,19% liquid fuel (kero?) and 6% battery. And wait for it, the price to keep the lights on was a stunning $12,922.49 per MW.

lotocoti
lotocoti
May 4, 2023 8:03 am

The Royal Air Farce honouring the Gods of the Reciprocal.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 4, 2023 8:05 am

standby

coming up next is the i’m not an expert but i am just posting this as a matter of interest hour

brought to you by the daily exposé

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
May 4, 2023 8:09 am

The U.S. Navy confirmed to Breitbart News on Wednesday that it used a drag queen influencer as one of its “digital ambassadors” to attempt to recruit “a wide range of potential candidates.”

I can foresee US taxpayers funding an awful lot of gender reassignment surgery.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 4, 2023 8:12 am

Australia’s gift to Charlie on his coronation is a $10,000 donation to conserve the Western Ground Parrot.
Underwhelming.
Though it’s likely the Palace set a limit on the value of gifts.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 4, 2023 8:15 am

Daniel Greenfield thinks the US Navy might miss its recruitment goals.

The good news is that the US Navy is not actually going to be expected to fight China when it invades Taiwan. The bad news is that by the time China decides to go after Pearl Harbor, the Navy will consist of a nightclub act in San Francisco that occasionally shows up in pride parades.

Sounds about right.

calli
calli
May 4, 2023 8:19 am

Western Ground Parrot.

Is that the one that’s pining for the fjords?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
May 4, 2023 8:19 am

in the navy
you can sail the seven seas
in the navy
you can catch a bad disease
in the navy

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