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Stratford Mill, John Constable, 1820

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Roger
Roger
October 29, 2021 3:08 pm

Snap, JMH.

incoherent rambler
incoherent rambler
October 29, 2021 3:08 pm

Snr Const Knuckles Chase (VikPol retd) is on the case!

retd is an abbreviation for retarded, right?

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
October 29, 2021 3:11 pm

I was going to say Youtube searches for “How to be a Pirate” would lead ASIO or the AFP straight to our door.

What are you lot looking up?!

I got this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc

feelthebern
feelthebern
October 29, 2021 3:12 pm

Climate change is an excuse for some government departments to do nothing.
Zero hazard reduction?
Don’t worry, just blame the bushfires on climate change.

Timothy Neilson
Timothy Neilson
October 29, 2021 3:20 pm

Babasays:
October 29, 2021 at 1:47 pm
Breaking news!

Dan Andrews having second thoughts on Pandemic Bill.

See what odds Sportsbet is offering on “Pure Kabuki theatre where he’ll make a few superficial “concessions” and get everything he wants”.
If you can get $1 profit for every $100 you bet, mortgage your house to get on it.
Maximum Leader is deeply stupid but he’s cunning as a shithouse rat in politics and he’s far too much of a bully and thug ever to compromise when he’s got halfwit egotists like Patten and Ratnam to give him a rubber stamp.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
October 29, 2021 3:22 pm

Why the urge to get stuck into Struth?

Well, first he decreed that nobody could commemorate Anzac Day in any other form than in which he approved, then he aligned himself with Faulty (which is reason enough alone), and then there was a lot of SovCit ranting, four or five hundred epistles to the scum, then there were repeated demands that others do would he would not, then he painted himself as a national resistance figure (phone calls from shadowy secret government departments, followed by the hilarious tale of the Feds ‘pulling guns’ on him when he actually turned off away from a vehicle checkpoint where he could hardly see people, let alone weapons, let alone guns) and and then he called everyone traitorous scum and wished blood clots and death upon them.

And now he won’t throw away his Chinese-made tools and bread van carby, and goes to work enabling The Establishment when he screams that others should throw their livelihoods away.

It’s not really getting ‘stuck into’ him. Just nudging here and there.

feelthebern
feelthebern
October 29, 2021 3:24 pm

Yes, ANZAC day 2020 was a grand old time.
Unless you went full Ruby Ridge you were a pussy.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
October 29, 2021 3:24 pm

retd is an abbreviation for retarded, right?

Spotted that, Rambler. I was going to make a joke about it, but thought it was low-hanging fruit.

Digger
Digger
October 29, 2021 3:25 pm

Sorry, I just inadvertently hit the report comment on thefrollickingmole post at 3.07…

feelthebern
feelthebern
October 29, 2021 3:26 pm

PS, Faulty posted at the Dover Cat when it first started.
Either it was him or someone using his name.

feelthebern
feelthebern
October 29, 2021 3:28 pm

Faulty must hate the idea of petitions being up at aph.gov.au
Means the form letter doesn’t need a middle man to “curate” them.

Muz
Muz
October 29, 2021 3:28 pm

Eddystone 12.40pm

I was a shearers cook for a while, can I join? If my arthritis gets too bad just chuck me overboard.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 3:36 pm

Now be quiet or you’ll feel my pepperballs.

Look, it’s entirely up to you, but I would have worded that a little differently.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 3:39 pm

Gabsays:

October 29, 2021 at 2:49 pm

Another important petition- asking the Victorian Governor General Linda Dessau to dissolve parliament.

Don’t waste the stamp.
She doesn’t have the authority.

Zipster
Zipster
October 29, 2021 3:39 pm

Dan Andrews having second thoughts on Pandemic Bill.

it’s called the marxist two step. offer something beyond the pale, wait for outrage then pull it back a notch or two, wait for sighs of relief… suckers

feelthebern
feelthebern
October 29, 2021 3:40 pm

She doesn’t have the authority.

Don’t make me say it….does she not….have standing…?

(scurries away).

feelthebern
feelthebern
October 29, 2021 3:41 pm

Market down 1.5%.
The word’s out.
Big Predictions.

Zipster
Zipster
October 29, 2021 3:43 pm

China in Focus – NTD
01:03 President Tsai: U.S. troops are in Taiwan
03:36 War scars on Taiwan’s front line with China
05:35 Biden: U.S. commitment to Taiwan is ‘rock solid’
06:06 Top U.S. general confirms China’s weapons test
08:02 Taiwan’s foreign minister visits Europe
09:06 New Zealand open to joining AUKUS pact
09:39 Blinken details state department priorities
10:58 Alibaba yearly stock loss breaks record
12:03 China’s top tutoring company under clampdown
13:02 Chinese vegetable prices skyrocket
14:58 Beijing marathon postponed due to CCP virus
15:39 China to vax children as young as 3 years old
16:20 HK widens security law: new bank disclosures
17:19 Top Aus. surgeon: ban all Chinese doctors
19:16 U.S. company removes Chinese card readers
20:11 150 arrested for darknet drug trafficking
21:30 Beijing starts 100 day winter Olympics countdown
22:35 Lululemon unveils Canada’s Olympic outfits
23:20 Greece holds Athens talks w/ Chinese minister

Joanna
Joanna
October 29, 2021 3:43 pm

What a sham the cops turned out to be

For years in Melbourne you’d hardly see a cop, and good luck if you actually needed one. Now teams of them are roaming the streets and the PORT goons are hanging around shopping centres. Go to hell, Dan.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 3:47 pm

feelthebernsays:

October 29, 2021 at 3:26 pm

PS, Faulty posted at the Dover Cat when it first started.
Either it was him or someone using his name.

I lurk over at Discordant Cats and someone which sounds remarkably like him has been talking to people about various vitamins and supplements which ameliorate jab side effects.
At the risk of causing an upturning of dining tables and pouves at the Furniture Store … has he been jabbed?
Of course, none of my business, and I probably shouldn’t have raised it …
Look, as far as I know, it is highly likely he is still a pureblood.
I hope I haven’t said too much.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 3:51 pm

Look, before anyone dredges up an out of context phrase about dissolution of Parliament, the Governor does formally dissolve Parliament at the end of a term.
At the direction of the Premier.
She has a big collection of rubber stamps.

Zipster
Zipster
October 29, 2021 3:51 pm
Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 3:52 pm

Sorry, I just inadvertently hit the report comment on thefrollickingmole post at 3.07…

Never apologise. I hit them on purpose as I’m travelling down the page.

It’s a much easier target than the “thumbs up” thingy when you don’t have your reading glasses on.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 3:55 pm

I’m also now “officially” double stabbed. So I can do whatever I want.

I have a certificate. It’s partly mine, and partly someone else’s.

feelthebern
feelthebern
October 29, 2021 3:55 pm

Haven’t thought about Discord.
Rumble & Locals are enough for me.

Thefrollickingmole
Thefrollickingmole
October 29, 2021 3:58 pm

Dover please cast the plague plate plated rat into the outer darkness for being a poltroon please.

feelthebern
feelthebern
October 29, 2021 4:00 pm

Former UTS professor Dianne Jolley was given a prison sentence of two years and six months to be served in the community after she sent herself 10 threatening letters.

I can’t wait for Tim Blair to write this one up.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 4:02 pm

poltroon

I’m a coward when it comes to getting stabbed. I agree.

There is an easier way.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 4:06 pm

feelthebernsays:

October 29, 2021 at 4:00 pm

Former UTS professor Dianne Jolley was given a prison sentence of two years and six months to be served in the community after she sent herself 10 threatening letters.
……
I can’t wait for Tim Blair to write this one up.

I’ve got “Jussie Smollet – First Paragraph” in my Derby Day multis.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 4:07 pm

Are you intentionally using that handle SW?

Zatara
Zatara
October 29, 2021 4:08 pm

A good armageddon is like a good road trip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ3zZ-aWi6U

Boambee John
Boambee John
October 29, 2021 4:12 pm

She doesn’t have the authority.

Then she should resign publicly and noisily, with a long and detailed condemnation of TaliDan and all his lackeys in Parliament and the bureaucracy.

Precipitate a constitutional crisis, if only for her own self respect.

feelthebern
feelthebern
October 29, 2021 4:14 pm

Dover, considering Sunday is the day it all ends can we have an end of the world music thread tomorrow afternoon?
Or would it be better for trash rock to be posted on the normal open forum?
First Cat to post REM’s ditty gets reported.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
October 29, 2021 4:16 pm

thefrollickingmolesays:
October 29, 2021 at 12:55 pm
The sodomy would be it’s downfall.

Its all fun and games till its your turn in the barrel.
(this applies to being in South Australia as well)

Its when you start looking forward to your turn in the barrel there’s a problem, unless of course South Australia as pointed out.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 4:16 pm

Arkmeister, I got to play bowls on Wednesday.

Yep. I know I said I was going to have lunch with my 85 year old Mum on her birthday. I must have misspoke.

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
October 29, 2021 4:18 pm

Its incredible the amount of stuff they wouldnt dare jam through is suddenly able to be prioritized and glided through while the state of emergency is on.

It almost like a manufactured crisis being used to circumvent normal scrutiny of shit legislation or something.

Roger
Roger
October 29, 2021 4:21 pm

Precipitate a constitutional crisis, if only for her own self respect.

She’s been embroiled in a couple of expense scandals as governor.

I wonder if she’s the type to take a principled stand?

Tom
Tom
October 29, 2021 4:21 pm

dover0beachsays:
October 29, 2021 at 9:53 am
Power back.

You got off lightly, Dover. On the other side of the bay, power wasn’t restored until 1.30-2pm and some areas won’t be back on ‘til 5pm.

feelthebern
feelthebern
October 29, 2021 4:22 pm

Any aspiring journo’s out there, the AFR has advertised for 18 journalists positions.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 4:23 pm

Victorians will be voting on line before they know it. The ABC will be tasked with collating the results.

Tom
Tom
October 29, 2021 4:23 pm

Nelson_Kidd-Playerssays:
October 29, 2021 at 11:07 am
As always, thanks for the ‘toons, Tom.
If you only highlight when Broelman & Rowe areworth clicking on rather than not worth clicking on, it would be a massive time-saver for all of us!

An excellent suggestion, NKP. I’ll see if I can add a time-saving feature.

Roger
Roger
October 29, 2021 4:24 pm

Sunday is the day it all ends

Gosh, I’d better get those flowers planted.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 4:25 pm

A little something from Mr Stripe his ensemble to remind us of the fragility of life here on earth.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
October 29, 2021 4:26 pm

thefrollickingmolesays:
October 29, 2021 at 3:07 pm
Why do tax payers fork out for forestry management if there is no management of forests.

To have an agency to deflect blame from CALM when the next conflagration erupts in the ‘jiffy” national park.

Calm are known as Sparks and Wildfire, and its not for nothing.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 4:29 pm

Of course, if Mr Stripe isn’t to your liking, there’s always this more classical version.

feelthebern
feelthebern
October 29, 2021 4:29 pm

Reported Panzer.
You had it coming.
Just like Fauci’s beagles.

Ed Case
Ed Case
October 29, 2021 4:29 pm

… they were saying more that Slomo told Macron Australia would cease all coal mining & use of coal, but that Their ABC’s reporter wasn’t quite able to hear the date.

I find that quite believable.
The ABC isn’t all bad, and Scotty is lower than a snake’s arsehole, but i’m still backing him for a glorious 4 th Term, so long as Postals don’t exceed 20%.

johanna
johanna
October 29, 2021 4:32 pm

The third generation looks at their forebears with contempt. While entitled to their inheritance they overflow with disdain for those that gave it to them. They would never carve out empires, explore new unknown realms, shape or transform the world

Au contraire, they have done exactly that.

They have transformed the world via their digital realms. What they have done is comparable to what the explorers did, in effect.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 4:32 pm

OK.
Now on a roll.

Carpe Jugulum
Carpe Jugulum
October 29, 2021 4:38 pm

thefrollickingmolesays:
October 29, 2021 at 12:55 pm
The sodomy would be it’s downfall.

i dunno, if both chicks are hot, i’m game (passer, not receiver)

Carpe Jugulum
Carpe Jugulum
October 29, 2021 4:39 pm

And top o’ the page

To be sure, to be sure

rosie
rosie
October 29, 2021 4:43 pm

Electricity back here at 4ish.
Huge gum took out the power line down road, possibly assisted by another round corner.
A taste of the future as a third world country.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 4:44 pm

Boambee Johnsays:

October 29, 2021 at 4:12 pm

She doesn’t have the authority.

Then she should resign publicly and noisily, with a long and detailed condemnation of TaliDan and all his lackeys in Parliament and the bureaucracy.

She’s Rustadon Labor BJ.

twostix
twostix
October 29, 2021 4:45 pm

If you got vaccinated because you couldn’t handle the news saying mean things about you, you did this.

The NSW government is considering pushing back the reopening date for unvaccinated people in a bid to boost the state’s inoculation coverage, with senior ministers now eyeing a potential double-dose rate of 95 per cent.

By capitulating you fully approved and endorsed this.

Timothy Neilson
Timothy Neilson
October 29, 2021 4:46 pm

Any aspiring journo’s out there, the AFR has advertised for 18 journalists positions.

If the average Cat commenter expunged their mind of 95% of its stored information, seriously disabled the language and logic neural pathways in their brain, made themselves totally innumerate and took a megalomania inducing drug, they’d still be too knowledgeable intelligent articulate and self-aware to be able to qualify for the job.

cohenite
October 29, 2021 4:52 pm

The ABC isn’t all bad

Sometimes you make sense then you drop a turd like that.

Ed Case
Ed Case
October 29, 2021 4:52 pm

Clicked a link just now, it lead to Norm McDonald talking about the time he met Larry Flynt [who also died this year].

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 4:55 pm

Test.

Roger
Roger
October 29, 2021 4:57 pm

A taste of the future as a third world country.

Wonder what happened to all those generators (200?) Bunnings donated to the Victorian government a few months back when you had your last blackouts? Sitting in a warehouse somewhere?

calli
calli
October 29, 2021 4:58 pm

Lol, areff.

Perfect!

Arky
October 29, 2021 4:58 pm

Dover.
E-mail.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 5:00 pm

Dover. E-mail.

No need, Arky.

Apology accepted.

twostix
twostix
October 29, 2021 5:05 pm

You are not going to be allowed to live like you used to in Australia ever again.

It’s obvious now. You will not be allowed to make your own choices about vaccines like you can’t make your own choice about putting on a bike helmet or wearing a seatbelt or a million other things. The mandatory childhood vaccine system: “no jab / no play” is being expanded to adults. That is what is happening, the decision was made last year, it was also explained last year, but people were drowning in denial then, perhaps now it’s starting to become obvious.

At 60% we could have poured cold water on it, but at 85%, soon 90% they are now turbocharged, their campaign of terror a pure success, and now driving foot flat to the floor at the wall, there will be no ‘unjabbed’ people in Australia, it will be quasi-illegal, and this doesn’t just go for the ‘covid’ vaccine.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 5:05 pm

Arma, I removed those comments. And you’re not in moderation.

LOL. If Arky gives us a free Model A update, I’m all good.

cohenite
October 29, 2021 5:09 pm

Frankie the dinosaur, the new face of the UN’s bullshit about climate change:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IZiNPPf_wQ

twostix
twostix
October 29, 2021 5:15 pm

What interests me about ‘reluctant’ capitulators, those who capitulated without even being threatened with their jobs or whatever, is what do they plan to do in the future? When they’re ordered to get Covid Booster #5, the yearly Flu shot, partake in the 2025 adult MMR booster program, males aged 18-45 must accept the HPV vaccination, etc and decide don’t want to do all this anymore, will they then kick up a fuss? Once the apparatus is has been fully operational and is woven into the fabric of society?

How on earth did they expect their stupid plan of immediately doing exactly as they are being coerced into doing to work out? Have they foolishly deluded themselves into thinking that two ‘jabs’ and this is all over and that’s it, forget about it? Fools!

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 5:16 pm

Cats tend to worry too much.

Boambee John
Boambee John
October 29, 2021 5:17 pm

Sancho

She’s Rustadon Labor BJ.

So no actual principles, other, of course, than the eternal quest for power over The Lives of Others?

Baba
Baba
October 29, 2021 5:17 pm

twostixsays:
October 29, 2021 at 5:05 pm
You are not going to be allowed to live like you used to in Australia ever again.

Stix, are you claiming that japing and sneering didn’t deliver us from tyranny?

Noooo!

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
October 29, 2021 5:19 pm

Blame Carpe Jugulum for this.
Carpe Jugulum and my incredibly poor sense of self control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtSjI8yUi5w

JC
JC
October 29, 2021 5:24 pm

I dunno if anyone’s posted this but the west may have peaked.

Can I just say that in a macabre way, it’s kinda sexy. I know …….

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/10/28/influencer-defends-backlash-over-photos-with-dads-casket/amp/

Ed Case
Ed Case
October 29, 2021 5:24 pm

Ekka Holiday today in Brisbane.
Me, i prefer to have Friday off as a Holiday, then back to work Monday.
Beetle season started in Brissie last night, overcast day, lightning out near Ipswich.
Seeing a few Scrub Turkeys run over on the road lately, saw one in Merton Rd Woolloongabba yesterday.

twostix
twostix
October 29, 2021 5:26 pm

Perottet is a powerless figure-head, a weak puppet installed to placate the populace that Gladys – the darling premier was a corrupt mole whose true nature as a corrupt, vicious, vindictive spinster cow was completely hidden to us by the establishment apparatus.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 5:27 pm

How on earth did they expect their stupid plan of immediately doing exactly as they are being coerced into doing to work out?

It’s not “working out” as they expected. That’s the thing.

Everyone that’s sane has already “worked it out”. Nudge nudge, wink wink. Companies (even major ones) realise they don’t have to record your “status” (other than to say that you flashed their phone at you). They aren’t keeping that number.

The politicians don’t abide be their own rules. Why should anyone else? It’s a clown show.

JC
JC
October 29, 2021 5:29 pm

Cronkite

Did you get that email or have I offended you too. Even if I have and I haven’t you should email back and agree it’s the work of genius. Up your game.

Is it jealousy I thought of it first?

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 5:32 pm

flagged

My comment at 5:27 gets “flagged”? Why?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 5:34 pm

You got off lightly, Dover. On the other side of the bay, power wasn’t restored until 1.30-2pm and some areas won’t be back on ‘til 5pm.

After hospitals, aged care and Lindsay Fox’s pool house get their priority it’s a numbers game.
If an easy fix has 10,000 customers hanging off it, it gets done asap.
If you’re a single farmehouse at the end of a SWER line, better get a generator.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 5:39 pm

feelthebernsays:

October 29, 2021 at 4:29 pm

Reported Panzer.
You had it coming.
Just like Fauci’s beagles.

Do your worst.
Who cares?
1 day, 18 hours, 22 minutes.
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 5:40 pm

It’s pretty simple as far as “Country Dwellers” are concerned. Admittedly, the “City People” might be very different.

In a country town, your local barmaid isn’t going to “throw you under the bus”. She’s probably related to the blokes you are drinking with. That’s how it is. They know your business.

On the other hand, a transvestite showing up at a Melbourne pub might be a different kettle of fish.

Tintarella di Luna
Tintarella di Luna
October 29, 2021 5:42 pm

Gladys – the darling premier was a corrupt mole whose true nature as a corrupt, vicious, vindictive spinster cow was completely hidden to us by the establishment apparatus.

my goodness twostix you have been inside my head — this description totally aligns with my view of the corruption of Ms “I’m a Christian” Berejiklian – morally, spiritually and politically corrupt. And she’s getting the exactness — a thoroughly deserved grinding in the mills of God.

cohenite
October 29, 2021 5:45 pm

Is it jealousy I thought of it first?

Of course I’m jealous of you head prefect, who wouldn’t be. I replied to your email with a couple of suggestions but woke bankers are old news.

Chris
Chris
October 29, 2021 5:46 pm

Veteran Support Force are publishing on FB their letter to the ABC about the dishonest claims against Afghanistan service members.

The ABC responded as usual.

ABC Letter text

Tintarella di Luna
Tintarella di Luna
October 29, 2021 5:48 pm

The Sunbather is checking the weather in Glasgow, lookin’ bleak: rain/cold, rain/cold, cloudy/cold, cloudy/cold, cloudy/cold, rain/cold, cloudy/cold, rain/very cold, rain/cold, cloudy/very cold – there remains only one day for which there is no forecast.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 5:49 pm

No one records the IHI. Totally illegal. Even the big companies.

Not to be confused with HIH. Rodney Adler and Ray Williams.

twostix
twostix
October 29, 2021 5:51 pm

It is axiomatic that NSW underwent that sudden vicious lockdown and the absolutely contrived circus, complete with The Daily Gladys Show, that was put on display there starting August (the very week the story of the five million dollar grant story once again dropped), climaxing with the unbelievably grotesque rhetoric that came out of that woman’s mouth about unvaccinated people – purely and only because Gladys was staring down the barrel of ICAC and she knew that she is as guilty and was cornered. She and her government put that entire show on because of her. Unvaccinated people are public enemy number one in NSW now, locked up with the key thrown away, because Gladys learned in August that she was cornered about her corruption with her fat loser Wagga boyfriend, was about to be publicly humiliated and in a panic decided she was going to do something big.

Or perhaps she was told what she had to do.

Either way, if you got vaccinated in NSW because you ‘had to’ because of the pressure cooker down there she personally created day demagoging about ‘unvaccinated’ people, that is why.

Bruce in WA
October 29, 2021 5:51 pm

Now be quiet or you’ll feel my pepperballs.

KD, if it’s OK with you I’d rather not feel any parts of your anatomy — I’m not that sort of blogger.

rickw
rickw
October 29, 2021 5:51 pm

When they’re ordered to get Covid Booster #5, the yearly Flu shot, partake in the 2025 adult MMR booster program, males aged 18-45 must accept the HPV vaccination, etc and decide don’t want to do all this anymore, will they then kick up a fuss?

This is one factor that is weighing on my thinking. This will become a shit show of mandated medical procedures from here on. Why not opt out at the very start unjabbed?

JC
JC
October 29, 2021 5:52 pm

Hi Dover , may I ask what comments you asked to remove? Just curious ?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 5:53 pm

Stix, are you claiming that japing and sneering didn’t deliver us from tyranny?

Japing and sneering will be capital crimes under the new regime.
Especially japing.
Japers and sneerers will be judged by The People.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 5:55 pm

And she’s getting the exactness — a thoroughly deserved grinding in the mills of God.

Monday will be informative. Her counsel was hoping to get out the “smoking gun” this afternoon so they could “game play” it over the weekend.

Massive stuff up from Counsel Assisting when he played the wrong telephone intercept. Or perhaps not? Intentional?

Waterhouse.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 5:56 pm

JCsays:

October 29, 2021 at 5:52 pm

Hi Dover , may I ask what comments you asked to remove? Just curious ?

I think someone might have accidentally doxxed themselves.

JC
JC
October 29, 2021 5:57 pm

Cronkite

I haven’t been home since this morning . Freaking emails don’t all sync to my iPhone . Dunno why.

calli
calli
October 29, 2021 6:00 pm

It happens, Sancho. The well-mannered among us avert their eyes and move on.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 6:01 pm

She freaked. You could see it in her eyes.

My guess is that the telephone conversations between herself and her “secret boyfriend” were staged. They knew ICAC were listening.

Mere speculation of course.

Indolent
Indolent
October 29, 2021 6:02 pm

Jacinda Ardern admits New Zealand will become a two-tier society between vaccinated and unvaccinated

“Two tiers”, whilst unacceptable, is not quite the same as “we’re all goin’ to the Gulag”.

Sancho, you seem to be the main rationaliser of what if being progressively done to us but even I never thought you would reach this level of sanctimonious twaddle. So apartheid is all right, is it? Because, of course, it’s not quite carnage. But don’t worry, we’ll get there.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 6:02 pm

JC speaking of doxxing, I left a PM on Discordant Cats about an incident on Dash Cat a while back.

cohenite
October 29, 2021 6:03 pm

Biden is giving reparations and amnesty to the illegal fucks coming into the US while simultaneously reducing veteran benefits. There is no legal remedy for this.

And this is what some purists here want for this country by not voting for the cowardly LNP. The liars have shown what they will do. Within a year Australia will literally be swamped in illegals. I know the LNP is importing large numbers now but that will be dwarfed by the liars.

The West is being destroyed from within by the left. It’s really sad. I think I’ll open another box of Lindt and watch a Screwball.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

Have I entered bizarro world or something?

Not.one.so-and-so.in.Brisbane.has.answered.the.phone.all.day. Not one.

rickw
rickw
October 29, 2021 6:03 pm

Craig Kelly on 15-19 y/o male death spike in UK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu4KPuaVbcU

Dianeh
Dianeh
October 29, 2021 6:05 pm

By capitulating you fully approved and endorsed this.

There is a big difference between those of us coerced into getting jabbed and those that did it willingly.

I for one will never forget and won’t forgive having my livelihood threatened (told get it or get out).

The willing vaccinated have been conned.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 6:05 pm

Enough verballing Indolent.
I am not talking about passports etc.
St Ruth thinks he is going to a Gulag. I am asking him when he thinks that will happen.
Not sure why you need to run interference on a simple question.
Now go find another dodgy patent.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

My guess is that the telephone conversations between herself and her “secret boyfriend” were staged. They knew ICAC were listening.

Mere speculation of course.

Possible.
Can’t speak for either of them. However I credibly suspected that ICAC, ASIO, AFP, or any other wanker was listening to my calls, I’d give them something to listen to!

John of Mel
John of Mel
October 29, 2021 6:07 pm

feelthebern:
October 29, 2021 at 7:32 am

Today I learned you can afterpay a new set of tits.
What a time to be alive.

Have you already picked the ones you want?

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 6:07 pm

I think someone might have accidentally doxxed themselves.

There’s nothing wrong with socks. They are quite entertaining at times. The problem is you can’t be “pro sock” and “anti sock” at the same time.

There is a moral line to draw. If you have morals.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
October 29, 2021 6:07 pm

Gladys – the darling premier was a corrupt mole whose true nature as a corrupt, vicious, vindictive spinster cow was completely hidden to us by the establishment apparatus.

Oh yes.

Didn’t bat a single droopy eyelid all morning again during the hearings.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

St Ruth thinks he is going to a Gulag. I am asking him when he thinks that will happen.
Not sure why you need to run interference on a simple question.

Nay, ye came across as nitpicking a point to divert the focus from the main point to a peripheral, as an attempt to discredit that point.

May not have been your intention – however that was how it appeared.

cohenite
October 29, 2021 6:07 pm

Chrissays:
October 29, 2021 at 5:46 pm
Veteran Support Force are publishing on FB their letter to the ABC about the dishonest claims against Afghanistan service members.

The ABC responded as usual.

ABC Letter text

How did the abc scumbags respond?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 6:08 pm

I am thinking about getting the vax.
Any thoughts here?

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 6:10 pm

Have you already picked the ones you want?

This is more like “The Cat” I love and remember.

twostix
twostix
October 29, 2021 6:11 pm

I’ve noted before, the exact same week Liberal supporters were left staggering, dazed and confused by Gladys and Morrison’s abrupt complete capitulation to ‘covid’ authoritarianism was the same week two stories quietly made the rounds on page two.

One: Gladys’s five million dollar grant – that has played out now.
Two: Scott Morrison’s ‘mentor’ being charged by NSW police for allegedly covering up child sex abuse by his dad at Hillsong, and the attendant story that somehow he was allowed by the Morrison Govt to leave Australia and prance around the US and Mexico while the rest of us are locked up wondering how we’re going to live.

A pretty explosive story no? All the component pieces to bring down a PM: Hillsong, Brian Houston, child abuse, Scott Morrison, special treatment….yet it drifted by, published quietly around the place then, like the five million dollar grant story went strangely quiet.

The story about Gladys has played out now. We got NSW delivered to Victorian style Covid Autocracy and her to ICAC.

Now, what about Morrison’s story. What has he and the federal liberals had to give to keep his little mate off the front pages.

Tintarella di Luna
Tintarella di Luna
October 29, 2021 6:14 pm

The willing vaccinated have been conned.

I said that to a close family relative who immediately hung up on me. oooops

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 6:14 pm

I am thinking about getting the vax.
Any thoughts here?

I reluctantly went with Pfizer. But I can change it with a few keystrokes.

Ed Case
Ed Case
October 29, 2021 6:15 pm

Not.one.so-and-so.in.Brisbane.has.answered.the.phone.all.day. Not one.

Mate, it’s a holiday in Brissie today.

Fat Tony
Fat Tony
October 29, 2021 6:16 pm

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure says:
October 29, 2021 at 6:03 pm
Have I entered bizarro world or something?

Not.one.so-and-so.in.Brisbane.has.answered.the.phone.all.day. Not one.

simple explanation: today in Brisbane is the Show Holiday (Exhibition was postponed from August)

Ed Case
Ed Case
October 29, 2021 6:20 pm

Now, what about Morrison’s story. What has he and the federal liberals had to give to keep his little mate off the front pages.

Mate, it’s a non story.
Even Labor aren’t touching it

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
October 29, 2021 6:21 pm

I am thinking about getting the vax.
Any thoughts here?

In the words of another:

You have no standing.
You are at worst a traitor and at best an imbecile
None shall escape judgement, and the guilty shall not escape punishment.
Only six [edit: one and a half] days remain for you to join with the people against the tyranny of which you are part.

Baba
Baba
October 29, 2021 6:22 pm

On the other hand, a transvestite showing up at a Melbourne pub might be a different kettle of fish.

Sancho! Daarling! How are they hanging?

Fat Tony
Fat Tony
October 29, 2021 6:25 pm

Ed Case – snap

twostix
twostix
October 29, 2021 6:26 pm

Mate, it’s a non story.
Even Labor aren’t touching it

Why would Labor touch it? What are you, living in 2018 where we had political parties attacking each other?

The threat of the story going near the front page anywhere, ever is enough to bring old jellyback ‘optics’ Morrison to heel.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 6:27 pm

I said that to a close family relative who immediately hung up on me. oooops

It’s divisive, Tinta.

First rule of small business is “Right you Are”. Like my Dad taught me.

The customer is always right. The customer might be a total fuckwit, but he’s paying for my school shoes. And he’s paying for my school fees.

It applies to a lot of things in life. Keep the peace to get what you want.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

simple explanation: today in Brisbane is the Show Holiday (Exhibition was postponed from August)

ffs!
They’re on holiday to attend the show, eh?

For double ffs! Triple FFS, even. (Marsupials & Bludgers they are)

Razey
Razey
October 29, 2021 6:32 pm

It applies to a lot of things in life. Keep the peace to get what you want.

Not working for people who dont want the clot shot.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

Not working for people who dont want the clot shot.

Yeah, but they’re killing people.
That’s different.

cohenite
October 29, 2021 6:33 pm

Zipstersays:
October 29, 2021 at 6:07 pm
India has issued a warning to China. Beijing’s new land border law is a serious concern. India has warned that China must not use its new law to try and legitimise any incursions into Indian territory.

We should have a little punt about whether the chunks blow up something first or biden actually shats his pants on camera; or both happen at the same time.

Ed Case
Ed Case
October 29, 2021 6:33 pm

Okay, let’s break it down:
Scotty is an acquaintance of Brian Houston [allegedly].
The cops allege Houston covered something up that his dad may have done years ago.
Houston flew to the US [like thousands of other] during a lockdown.
What’s the big deal?

Tom
Tom
October 29, 2021 6:36 pm

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Bearesays:
October 29, 2021 at 9:47 am

Lizzie, a lovely read about being a political innocent in Sydney in the 20th century. When we’re allowed to travel again without running the gauntlet of East German-style border guards, I’ll book an hour with you to discuss the subject for a project I’m currently researching, if that’s OK with you.

Diogenes
Diogenes
October 29, 2021 6:37 pm

am thinking about getting the vax

Don’t get the HPV!
Mrs is on the phone with a girlfriend, it seems that gynos have seen a huge rise in the number of young women (mid-lates 20s) developing ovarian cysts since the start of the HPV rollout

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 6:37 pm

You have no standing.
You are at worst a traitor and at best an imbecile
None shall escape judgement, and the guilty shall not escape punishment.
Only six [edit: one and a half] days remain for you to join with the people against the tyranny of which you are part.

So, do I get the feeling that you’re leaning slightly towards a “no” on this?

Timothy Neilson
Timothy Neilson
October 29, 2021 6:38 pm

At the sidebar Simon Love’s twitter account is clickable. If you scroll down it you’ll see a statement that today was the last “daily” covid update in Victoria.
Wonder which data or trend they need to hide?
Maybe the question yesterday about how many of the 25 deaths were of vaccinated people created a bit of a problem.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 6:38 pm

And the strategy of “Right you Are” works in the COVID environment.

There are plenty of people in the “underground” network. In fact, there is a majority. Most people couldn’t give a fuck. They reckon it’s bullshit.

They won’t release information of who the majority of culprits were. I suspect you could trace everything back to international travellers.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
October 29, 2021 6:39 pm

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke….

Former Labor MP Barry Urban on his knees, living in a van in wake of fake medal scandal
Emily Moulton
The West Australian
Fri, 29 October 2021 1:39PM

Disgraced former Labor MP Barry Urban – who lied to parliament about his work history and forged documents to support those lies – has been living in van parked at Leighton Beach because he has no home, no money and has lost everything, including his reputation.

Details of the ex-member for Darling Range’s “fall from grace” were revealed during what was supposed to be his sentencing hearing on Friday.

WA’s District Court was told the 52-year-old, who was an MP from March 2017 until May 2018, had been hospitalised for significant mental health issues and had tried to take his own life since his lies were first exposed in a series of reports in The West Australian.

Those articles revealed a medal he wore regularly and claimed was for war crimes investigations in Bosnia was in fact a fake.

Diogenes
Diogenes
October 29, 2021 6:39 pm

holiday to attend the show, eh?

Not even that. There is no show. The holiday was moved

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

holiday to attend the show, eh?

Not even that. There is no show. The holiday was moved

Eggzakerydackery!

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 6:48 pm

A couple of thoughts on fractured relationships.
If you want to blow one up, tell them that they have been “conned” into a deeply personal decision. It might be better to ask a few leading questions …
“What led you to make that decision?”
“Did you consider X, Y or Z ….?”
I also see a few stories here of divisions within families. Obviously I know nothing of those individual cases, but I have seen a couple in mine and Mrs Panzer’s families. Almost invariably the headline issue wasn’t really the underlying problem at all. Sure, it provided a vehicle, but sometimes the underlying issues went back years.
It might be worth broaching that:-
“Putting vaccines and passports aside, is there anything else we need to talk about?”
Because you can blame Andrews, Gladys, ScoMo, Fauci, Sutton, whoever.
But when all the dust settles on that your family relationship will still be fucked.

twostix
twostix
October 29, 2021 6:48 pm

Scotty is an acquaintance of Brian Houston [allegedly].

Allegedly? Are you dumb ed? I don’t think you are.

Morrison described Houston as his ‘spiritual mentor’ himself and called him out in his maiden speech to parliament.

Mr Houston is good friends with Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison, who has previously described him as a spiritual “mentor”.

In 2019, Mr Morrison appeared on stage with Brian Houston to deliver a prayer.

Later that year, he also invited Mr Houston to a state dinner with then US President Donald Trump in Washington, but this was vetoed by the White House because the pastor was under criminal investigation.

LOL.

How did Houston leave Australia during the covid ‘lockdown’? I know a woman who was denied moving back to SA to return to her husband. Oh yes, maaaaaates.

Roger
Roger
October 29, 2021 6:48 pm

Have I entered bizarro world or something?

Not.one.so-and-so.in.Brisbane.has.answered.the.phone.all.day. Not one.

Show day holiday I think, Sal.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
October 29, 2021 6:48 pm

There is no show. The holiday was moved

Ed October – any commentary on this?

Ed?

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
October 29, 2021 6:50 pm

lol, Sancho. Mr. Stripe reminds of many a student house I knew in the 60’s. Apocalypse was in fashion in those days too.

————–

And re Narcan, it has its uses. Nursing home OD’d my mother by putting a morphine patch on while she was still wearing an active one. They then decided to send her to hospital to die due to her cancer and her problematic nature offending the more cultured clientele in the place. Big Sis (medico) was outraged about the double patching and insisted when mum got to Emergency that they give her some Narcan. They did, and it worked its magic. She rallied, sat up and held court like a trouper for a day and a half until she sank back again. She hated the nursing home where she spent only the last six weeks of her life, and loved the excitement of the large public hospital ward where she had been for a few months prior to being shunted to the serene nursing home which I had found for her after inspecting various dog kennels of places. She peacefully passed away (or ‘on’ as she thought) on the third day. It was the day in 2009 that the red dust descended on Sydney, turning everything green and weird under electric lights. They knew she was coming, said some irreverent family, only half-joking.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
October 29, 2021 6:52 pm

Today I learned you can afterpay a new set of tits.

Why not? After all women can have balls and penises.

Trans Movement Tells Lesbians to Accept ‘that a Penis Can Be a Female Sex Organ’ (28 Oct)

There you go, it’s now possible to get pregnant via lesbian sex.

rickw
rickw
October 29, 2021 6:52 pm

huge rise in the number of young women (mid-lates 20s) developing ovarian cysts since the start of the HPV rollout

Yet another medical fuck up.

Dr Faustus
Dr Faustus
October 29, 2021 6:54 pm

ffs!
They’re on holiday to attend the show, eh?

No, not really.
Brisbane has been taking Friday off for months.

JC
JC
October 29, 2021 6:58 pm

Dover, but, but Arma is a valued contributor! 🙂

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 6:59 pm

How did Houston leave Australia during the covid ‘lockdown’?

The exact same reason all these other people move.

They are making this shit up as they go along. Southern border? Mask mandates?

No one is questioning this stuff. Everyone is working in their own circles.

It’s a scam.

Ed Case
Ed Case
October 29, 2021 7:00 pm

What’s a “spiritual mentor”?S cotty is aq lowlife but plenty in Cook are christians, so he’s gotta give it a nod.
Despite what a few here claim, getting elected to Parliament usually requires a lifetime of suckholeryand hundreds of friends and thousands of acquaintances.
It’s a NothingBurger.
Just imagine the headline:
Stop Press
Scotty met bloke who was fond of his own father.
Governor General must act!

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
October 29, 2021 7:01 pm

Lizzie, a lovely read about being a political innocent in Sydney in the 20th century. When we’re allowed to travel again without running the gauntlet of East German-style border guards, I’ll book an hour with you to discuss the subject for a project I’m currently researching, if that’s OK with you.

That’s fine by me Tom as long as some champagne is involved.
After the interview, of course. Although my loosened tongue might give you better details. 🙂

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 7:01 pm

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Bearesays:

October 29, 2021 at 6:50 pm

lol, Sancho. Mr. Stripe reminds of many a student house I knew in the 60’s. Apocalypse was in fashion in those days too.

The Mr Stripe video wasn’t intended for you.
The sole purpose was to piss off ‘bern.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 7:03 pm

Dover, but, but Arma is a valued contributor! ?

I contribute what I can. Just like everyone else.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
October 29, 2021 7:05 pm

Although my loosened tongue might give you better details.

Ewwwwwww!

PHRASINGPHRASINGPHRASING!

John of Mel
John of Mel
October 29, 2021 7:06 pm

The sodomy would be it’s downfall.

What’s going on? New set of tits. Now this.
Are you transitioning or something, bern?

Cassie of Sydney
October 29, 2021 7:09 pm

“I think someone might have accidentally doxxed themselves.”

This is why sites like this need moderation, if not full-time moderation then at least someone who’s on the ball…which is why this site has grown and is flourishing.

calli
calli
October 29, 2021 7:11 pm

Because you can blame Andrews, Gladys, ScoMo, Fauci, Sutton, whoever.
But when all the dust settles on that your family relationship will still be fucked.

And that is why it is imperative, in my view, to protect your family relationships as far as possible.

We all enjoy our high horse. The view is superb, the air is fresh and bracing. But we eventually must dismount. Whether we do a faceplant or not depends on our agility.

And the height of the horse, of course.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 7:19 pm

This is why sites like this need moderation, if not full-time moderation then at least someone who’s on the ball…which is why this site has grown and is flourishing.

Cassie, the “moderator” doxed themself. It’s no “biggie”. I love Arkys work. Brilliant at times. He’s an absolute asset.

No one cares. Especially not me.

Baba
Baba
October 29, 2021 7:20 pm

How did Houston leave Australia during the covid ‘lockdown’?

Lots of possibilities. My Greenie BIL with a Netflix contract film production went to a university in Boston with a marine research unit to do some work. And returned.

My wife went abroad to care for her sister with myeloma. Not due to return until January.

Baba
Baba
October 29, 2021 7:21 pm

Netflix film production contract

Cassie of Sydney
October 29, 2021 7:21 pm

“How did Houston leave Australia during the covid ‘lockdown’? I know a woman who was denied moving back to SA to return to her husband. Oh yes, maaaaaates.”

Celebrities and the rich have been granted exemptions throughout this “pandemic”. Nicole Kidman has been flying in and out. Twiggy Forrest has been coming and going. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…either everyone can leave these shores or no one can.

Ed Case
Ed Case
October 29, 2021 7:21 pm

There is no show. The holiday was moved
– any commentary on this?

Ed?

Yes.
Agricultural Show Societies have traditionally been vehicles for non Labor people interested in a career in Politics.
The also provide experience in organising and networking.
The Labor Government in Qld has been looking to kick them out of the Exhibitioon Ground at Bowen Hills for decades, the last 2 Ekkas have been cancelled due to Covid/19.
We also used to have Warana Week in Brisbane in October, Goss killed that.
The Business Community in the CBD organised it every year, it wasn’t bad.
Now it’s shitty fireworks and skungy music at full blast.
Bottom Line:
Labor is AntiSocial, it’s ideal State is one in which we’re all strangers totally dependent on the whims of the government.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 7:21 pm

Frank Walker from National Tiles needs to weigh in on this.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 7:24 pm

Left socks. Right socks.

Roger
Roger
October 29, 2021 7:26 pm

Celebrities and the rich have been granted exemptions throughout this “pandemic”.

Along with sporting professionals.

What’s that you say…they have to earn a living?

It amazes me that there isn’t more anger in this country.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
October 29, 2021 7:26 pm

Yes.
Agricultural Show Societies have traditionally been vehicles for non Labor people interested in a career in Politics.

The Ekka is an LNP feeder society, finally cancelled by Labor.

I was not disappointed.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 7:28 pm

At the end of the day, you have to let people “speak their mind”.

A bit of “mischievousness” doesn’t hurt.

calli
calli
October 29, 2021 7:30 pm

Left socks. Right socks.

Look to the East.

Pogria
Pogria
October 29, 2021 7:30 pm

Cohenite,

no time to link, cooking dinner but, don’t forget Gina Lollobrigida and Claudia Cardinale. The only equivalent beauty today would be the incomparable Monica Belluci.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 7:32 pm

Vale Hammy. I reckon that bastard is probably still snorting coke in Barbados.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 7:33 pm

Look to the East.

Exactly.

Cassie of Sydney
October 29, 2021 7:34 pm

“It amazes me that there isn’t more anger in this country.”

Agree.

Baba
Baba
October 29, 2021 7:35 pm

Armadillosays:
October 29, 2021 at 7:32 pm
Vale Hammy. I reckon that bastard is probably still snorting coke in Barbados.

Barbados you say? Hell on Earth.

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
October 29, 2021 7:35 pm

The sodomy would be it’s downfall.

What’s going on? New set of tits. Now this.
Are you transitioning or something, bern?

Protip* get 2 sets, one front one rear, thee no reason to limit yourself anymore!

*Phrasing!! myself

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 7:36 pm

Today I learned you can afterpay a new set of tits.

Overrated.
Unless they are attached to a luverleee ladeee.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 7:42 pm

Calli at 7:11.
Quite so.
This is an excellent place for galloping around on the highest of high horses.
But best to dismount and tie the Clydesdale up around family.

John of Mel
John of Mel
October 29, 2021 7:43 pm

Unless they are attached to a luverleee ladeee.

I hear it’s irrelevant on a pirate ship.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
October 29, 2021 7:44 pm

Armadillosays:

October 29, 2021 at 7:32 pm

Vale Hammy. I reckon that bastard is probably still snorting coke in Barbados.

OK.
Enough time has passed.
I’m Hammy.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 7:47 pm

“It amazes me that there isn’t more anger in this country.”

Fear conquers anger.

Anger is fleeting. Fear is omnipresent.

You can get pretty pissed off about a situation, but it’s the fear of what might happen afterwards that has people scared.

Keep a level head.

EvilElvis
EvilElvis
October 29, 2021 7:48 pm

Let’s find new, sexy girlfriends and build something good.

This is a noble sentiment Arky.

But…

We’re not the same young, handsome, charming chaps we used to be and with the tide of technology turning against us all that’s available is tatted up, instahoes.

No, we need to get back in the game. We need to straighten that old slut out. We need to ridicule, demean and beat up on the bastards who’ve turned her this way and claim her back, stand upon her heaving bossom and scream to the world “THIS IS OUR SLUT!”.

It will take time and she needs a good tub and makeover, but it’s honestly the only way change will happen.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 7:53 pm

OK. Enough time has passed. I’m Hammy.

We knew it all along. Sinc, I, and “the others”.

It’s about time that you “fessed up”.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 7:54 pm

One confession down.

How about the rest of youse? It’s time.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

Nay, I am Hammy!

rosie
rosie
October 29, 2021 7:57 pm

The rest of youse are also hammy.

rosie
rosie
October 29, 2021 7:58 pm

Begone all you perfidious false Hammies!

Roger
Roger
October 29, 2021 7:59 pm

Fear conquers anger.

But nothing dilutes anger like apathy.

calli
calli
October 29, 2021 8:06 pm

Hammy has no standing.

Begone!

calli
calli
October 29, 2021 8:08 pm

But nothing dilutes anger like apathy.

And nothing conquers fear like love.

MatrixTransform
October 29, 2021 8:13 pm

How about the rest of youse?

IRL … I’m Harold Holt

Roger
Roger
October 29, 2021 8:13 pm

And nothing conquers fear like love.

But only believers can exercise the theological virtues.

In the civil realm I’d settle for some anger at the abuse – for that’s what it is – that political leaders have dealt out to the citizenry over the last 18 months.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
October 29, 2021 8:14 pm

I can be pretty hammy at the best of times, but I am quite sure I am actually the Nano-Wrigglers…

…Oh wait. You already all knew that. Damned Bird unmasking me *grumble* *grumble* *grumble*

miltonf
miltonf
October 29, 2021 8:15 pm

Ha ha so she really is Beryl Gladishocklian.

cohenite
October 29, 2021 8:17 pm

Cohenite,

no time to link, cooking dinner but, don’t forget Gina Lollobrigida and Claudia Cardinale. The only equivalent beauty today would be the incomparable Monica Belluci.

These women must come before food!

Gina.

A young Claudia.

You may be right about Monica.

Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 8:17 pm

But nothing dilutes anger like apathy.

I have no apathy. Nor do my family and friends.

It’s incredible how many “holes” you can pick in this insanity.

There will be a reckoning. Absolutely.

Cassie of Sydney
October 29, 2021 8:22 pm

I note how none of the sisterhood, the usual noisy suspects like Jane Caro, the ABC sisterhood, Cane Toad Wilkinson and so on have uttered a word to defend the former Liberal premier Gladys. I can guarantee you if Gladys was a Labor politician then all of the sisterhood would be on Twitter running cover for her and painting her as a victim of Daryl Maguire.

Baba
Baba
October 29, 2021 8:23 pm

Hammy was intelligent and funny. There’s absolutely no doubt he’s passed.

Roger
Roger
October 29, 2021 8:23 pm

Where’s our “Let’s Go Brandon”?

I know we’re generally not a demonstrative people, so maybe it’s being stored up for the elections.

If not we’re in deep trouble, because a majority are then prepared to sacrifice our freedoms* in order to feel “safe”.

*Freedoms which are more by convention that constitutional right, which is why they’ve been so easy to extinguish under the guise of a pandemic that never happened.

will
will
October 29, 2021 8:24 pm
Armadillo
Armadillo
October 29, 2021 8:30 pm

I can guarantee you if Gladys was a Labor politician then all of the sisterhood would be on Twitter running cover for her and painting her as a victim of Daryl Maguire.

Julia Gillard was “young and innocent”.

Roger
Roger
October 29, 2021 8:31 pm

I can guarantee you if Gladys was a Labor politician then all of the sisterhood would be on Twitter running cover for her and painting her as a victim of Daryl Maguire.

Sure, but the venality that was lurking behind the public image of a devoted to her work spinster with a predilection for Cheds biscuits and Diet Coke is instructive.

Politicians…trust none of them. BIRM.

bespoke
bespoke
October 29, 2021 8:33 pm

IamPeter

  1. Remaining Bali Nine members would serve prison terms in Australia if transferredKatina CurtisThe Nightly Sun, 24 November 2024 9:14AM Comments…

  2. Haha, like WEF graduate Sunak, Johnson is a lefty. He’s married to a Green. He fervently believes in climate fairies.…

  3. The interesting thing with all this is that the really toxic nerve agents seem less effective than advertised. By contrast…

  4. Something has been bothering me about the Jaguar rebranding ad and finally realised what it is. The creators are touting…

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