I once had an AFP officer tell me that I was p*ssing him off, so he was going to have…
I once had an AFP officer tell me that I was p*ssing him off, so he was going to have…
I was trying to edit my post about Malcolm Roberts’ comments on the under 16 bill but ran out of…
I’m old and survived two straight days of 34C and 35C in Maldon last week. I’m clearly a hot weather…
Not unless you happen to be the 1% who wins the minor risk category and ends up with surgically induced…
I don’t go that far, John!
If it is a tractor war they want, then a tractor war they shall get.
If you haven’t got a Massey-Ferguson, then you are doing it wrong…
Honda’s are great but not perfect.
We have V Twin motors on grain shifters and there’s air breather filter on the fuel system that clogs up and is hard to get at and can’t be seen to check.
15 years of hard labour, with a variety of attachments (including hedge trimmer and cultivator), and stihl going strong.
Scroll down.
Free Novak Rally
And Nadal puts his oar in
I hope he trips over his own shoelaces. At the very least, he should be booed of the court.
Iron Cove
What is it with steam buffs? The train was filled with autistic blokes in costume who spoke in a language no regular person could understand.
That was the Welshmen, the train buffs were even worse?
Thanks Mater.
I have got a Stihl chainsaw and it is great.
Needs a new bar and chain on account of someone using it to cut tree roots.
No names.
Well that triggered a memory of doing a wheelie Cat 769, tipping mullock into a stope or heading to a nighty degree bend no steering or brakes in the old charge up flatbed. Thanks! Gez.
That’s what explosives are for.
Mater,
thanks for heads up on the John Deere. I have used them. I have used several different brands over the years at different work places. This has been a good thread re mowers and tractors. Lots to research and think about. As for chainsaws, Stihl all the way!
RickW, here is an interesting comment that was posted to the clip you linked to. Food for thought? or tinfoil hat time. I have no idea.
Myth
1 hour ago
You might have heard of an Australian company called Rio Tinto. Rio Tinto wants to exploit lithium in Serbia, despite the people being against it, the Serbian politicians who were bribed are for it. Novak Djokovic spoke out against it. With his antivax stance he unfortunatly played right into their trap. The Australian Government are ruthless and quick to cover their international failures, just like when they tried to gain economic advantage over newly formed Timor-Leste, they will do anything to break this mans career and reputation.
OTOH I’ve got a Stihl blower and changing from blow to suck is a bitch.
Although these days I only suck.
The other day I thought I would suck up some leaves which had blown into the shed. Forgot to zip up bag. Turned around to find a layer of leaf salad all over everything.
Can’t really put that one on the manufacturer though.
Colston Four acquittal raises doubts about 10-year jail term proposal
The Coulson Four are shitbags who were charged with destroying the statue of 17th C. slave owner Edward Colston at a 2020 Black Lives Matter protest.
Apparently they had a valid excuse.
The jury seems to have agreed with their lawyer:
The UK has fallen further.
I’d say Omnicon is spreading as rapidly as they told us Delta was going to.
Everyone remember that? R=6+
And Nadal puts his oar in
That Spanish loon needs to spend more time thinking about supporting players than pulling his shorts out of his crack and playing with his nose.
callisays:
January 7, 2022 at 6:30 am
Where did the funny cartoonists go?
Who are these guys and what have they done with them?
Where is the successor to Jak and Giles in the UK? To Pickering here?
Johannes is consistently good, the others in Oz are often variable, but some are a waste of good prawn head wrappings.
I know.
My mistake.
Oi!
I mean … Olé!
@ Pogria-
Tinfoil hat-wearing trollbait.
It’s an Anglo-Australian multinational, named for the Spanish mine the investor consortium originally purchased in 1873.
So, about as ‘Australian’ as Russell Crowe and Phar Lap. And related to the government only when something can be extracted from it to the company’s benefit.
We have have used a Kawasaki line trimmer since forever. It has been treated cruelly, and I mean cruelly, mostly on acreage. Still going.
So ancient our mower man had to wait an age for a replacement part for a bulb cover that had perished from old age. Like most old geezers, the thing is now getting temperamental to start, but once it’s going – look out!
6th January 2022
President Donald J Trump *
To watch Biden speaking is very hurtful to many people. They’re the ones who tried to stop the peaceful transfer with a rigged election. Just look at the numbers. Does anybody really think that Biden beat Obama with the Black population in select Swing State cities, but nowhere else? That he would lose 18 out of 19 bellwether counties, and 27 out of 27 “toss up” House races, but somehow miraculously receive the most votes in American history with no coattails? That he would lose Florida, Ohio, and Iowa and win, even though it has never been done before? They spread a “web of lies” about me and Russia for 4 years to try to overturn the 2016 election, and now they lie about how they interfered in the 2020 Election, too. Big Tech was used illegally. Where did all those votes show up from in Georgia, where it was just revealed they sold ballots for $10 a piece, or in Pennsylvania, and Arizona, and Wisconsin. He acts like he’s aggrieved, but we’re the ones who were aggrieved and America is suffering because of it with poisonous Borders, record Inflation, a humiliating surrender in Afghanistan, $5 a gallon gas and higher, empty stock shelves, and rampant crime. America is a laughingstock stock of the world, and it’s all because of the real insurrection, which took place on November 3rd, but this is an election year and MAGA Republicans should get elected and work with me to fix this horror that Joe Biden and the Democrats have brought us.
Never forget the crime of the 2020 Presidential Election. Never give up!
*after years of predictive spelling on my devices not spelling Trump, now all of a sudden, it does!
Electric cars are more expensive now, but it is possible to recoup the cost of an EV
Short answer: bumblyblahploppyplop… err, umm, it will be, just you watch. You’ll all want one. No, really.
MA18: Strong Ignorance Warning: Forward-looking statements may be misleading or deceptive. May contain traces of lies and propaganda.
Reader discretion is advised for BoN or anyone prone to apoplexy at the misuse of public resources.
Now.
Battery vs petrol.
It won’t be running more than about 60 – 90 minutes at a time on account of the low warmware endurance (ie operator gets tired) so I am thinking battery.
He only plays tennis, a game. He has done well, extremely well. The political scum that run this country are failures, they wouldn’t even get a gig as ball qwerty. the only thing they could run is a failure course, “How to Stuff Up Something Even Further That Was Already Broken”. Cost, zero, subsidies for uninspiring attendee’s of $500 per hr. Passing the test at the end results in no certificate of attendance and forfeiture of subsidy if we can find someone to do the paperwork. Don’t be put off we already have sent the money to your offshore account and a OPM sinecure is waiting to be taken up. Australians, you’re standing in it.
Battery Sancho.
I’m old school. Petrol.
Nigel Farage via Catturd
Australia is truly standing in it.
I am leaning towards battery rather than petrol but I just have one question.
How do you set fire to a tree stump with a battery?
Sanchez
Mercedes may have a game changer. They announced a battery car with 650 miles before it needs a charge. The charge is 30 mins with their contraption.. They said it means two charges a months for average use.
That’s pretty close to it now.
I drove the more expensive SUV crossover. I want one, but I will also keep my other car, just in case.. 🙂
The acceleration is just fucking unreal.
My wife smells a set up with Djoker.
Her point:
A visa is issued by the Australian government for Djoker and yet as soon as he sets foot in the county Border Farce find it invalid despite meeting the Covid requirements of Victoria.
Scumo’s evangelising fingers all over this.
Ah, JC, just one detail.
What does the sticker say?
If you were really Espanolo Leigh, your name would be Thancho Pantha.
Sit it there and wait if it’s a lipo or punture it with a screwdriver if in a hurry.
Tim Pool
Unvaccinated ARE Being Arrested, Australia Imprisons Novak Djokovic, Bars Unvaxxed From Leaving Home
OK.
I am going to give the Stihl bloke a headache.
I will ask him if they’ve got a hybrid.
Or solar battery chargers.
Faustus – WaPo went right off the reservation this week, when one of their columnist kiddies asked what if all the snowed-in vehicles in Virginia had been electric? I suspect the guy is already headed to a re-education camp.
Washington Post Touts The Internal Combustion Engine (6 Jan)
Quite tho.
Thith ith true.
C’mon man, Stihl petrol are also environmentally friendly. They only need a 1:50 oil mix rather than 1:25.
Won’t you think of Gaia.
There is only one man to deal with the Serbians – Damir Dokic.
SloMo needs to appoint him as a Special Envoy and provide Commonwealth support as required. And make sure the canteen is serving the smoked salmon.
I was tailed by a Tesla the other day. Fine weather, full sun, straight flat road. I had some delicate stuff loose in the ute so I was doing 80ish, limit 110. The Tesla followed me, close, for about 4km before I turned off, and I was wondering why he never overtook, and easy pass, modest acceleration.
You probably don’t.
If you factor in continuing Biden petrol price inflation, maybe.
I know the car, it must be one of the first, five years old or more, drives that road both ways every day.
I’d say it’s battery is at the end of it’s life.
The acceleration is just fucking unreal.
Still a hoon at the traffic lights then, JC.
Old bogan habits due hard.
Ha! ha!
Sheesh. I’m off.
Case load?
Load?
These people are testing positive bothered by nothing more than a cold – if even that.
How are they a load? They aren’t a burden to hospitals. Who else is there?
These idiot politicians seem determined to stretch this thing out as long as they can – all the while wringing their hands about how the damn thing keeps stretching out.
I honestly think we should not have health officers. They are more government functionary than medicos. When decisions need to be made appoint experienced doctors with relevant background ad hoc. You can still have a bureaucrat with some medical experience to advise on bureaucratic processes and to make sure the literature is consistent, but they are to play a very much second fiddle. Let the real doctor talk to the benighted ministers.
Clearly this has implications for the truck v train war. It’s the equivalent of having Gargooglery agree with you. Now for the victory ceremony.
Simple, steam engines come as close to be alive as any inanimate object can be, nothing comes close.
Next time SpaceX launches a Falcon 9 watch the live coverage and listen to the audio after the rocket is fueled.
ASIO/ASIS must be going spare trying to break the mower code amongst you right wing death beasts.
Totalitarianism approaching like a speeding train.
European Governments Ratchet Up Pressure, Mandates on Unvaccinated
Mowers live in garages
Nazis live in garages
Mowers are Nazis
I can fix the Covid “crisis” today.
Fire all of the “health officers”.
Stop reporting numbers.
If you catch a cold, stay home.
Protect the vulnerable.
On to victory!
John Deere was a Spook in the 1950s.
He was a McCarthyist, and helped Honda and Kubota rebuild and diversify after the war. Their slave labour and technology started him in business. He built them up and their commissions funded Nixon, even after Vietnam.
Ever wonder why Deere was poisoned in 1978, and that nobody uses ride on mowers any more?
/Ed*
*Obviously. Or not.
Top Endersays:
January 7, 2022 at 9:48 am
I can fix the Covid “crisis” today.
Needs more piano wire and lampposts..
I mean Kubota mowers and sthil chainsaw attachments.
I lost my Tesla virginity a few weeks ago, in the back of an Uber.
The Indian owner/driver bought the vehicle (T3 standard range, ~$60k) specifically for his driving business and was pretty pleased with it and keen to chat:
His two issues:
It took more than a month for the car to ‘learn’ his driving patterns and start to unlock the AI driving aids;
Longer ‘premium’ trips are out of the question, so he is obliged to take short hauls at less ‘surged’ prices.
He wasn’t worried about the battery life issue as his plan is to turn the car over with some warranty left on it.
So, apparently good for a single shift rideshare driver operating in a metro area, within +/-30km of a Tesla base.
Personally, I found the car to have a crappy cheap interior finish. But the acceleration and driving performance was great.
Not sure about the economics. I suspect a lot rides on the lease package and the changeover value.
Exit ramps on highways, Gez. They aren’t speed checked and some give you a great run.
Killed by the vaccine:
COVID-19 claims the life of 23-year-old James Kondilios, former world-class power lifter .
Bullshit.
Bear at 9.14:
+1. Dickless uptick.
Damir ‘Two Pieces of Fish’ Dokic is just the bloke. Put him in the same room as that lukewarm beige weathervane Morrison and watch him go.
Once set, those Balkan gents are like Terminators. As the man said in the film – they can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pain. They don’t feel pity, or remorse. That’s what he does! That’s ALL he does!
The Australian editorialises today that Djokovic got “tough love” from Dear Leader Morrison.
Mother Lode
When decisions need to be made appoint experienced doctors with relevant background ad hoc.
Perhaps unintentionally, this is what Queensland has done with Gerrard, and he seems to be nudging PalaceChook in the direction of rationality.
They still seem to think the clot shot actually does anything beneficial. LOL.
The vibes are that Australians on the whole really want Djokovic ‘deported’, and Morrison is onto it- something nasty as well as stupid about the country. Those vibes may yet die, though. They will, sooner or later, of course.
One on ramp backing onto a lake was the only place I ever opened the bike up. And then slow down to join the freeway. Never did big speeds on the road – too many things to hit.
Been using an AP300 battery with an AL500 charger for 4 years.
Charger is very speedy, but battery performance has begun falling off a bit, although coming out of drought might play a part.
I think Stihl only has one chainsaw which takes the APxxx batteries.
those Balkan gents are like Terminators
with flat-top skulls.
At the risk of being seen as optimistic, the NT News is telling me today that one of the two concentration camps there is not having its contract renewed by the Gunner ‘government’.
The Mercure Hotel in Alice Springs, previously one of the better touro hotels in the place, and on the right side of the Todd River was leased for the purpose in mid-2020. The contract expires in March and it has yet to be renewed, which is unusual in any event but more so here because there aren’t multiple other locations to choose from.
The hotel is taking bookings from tourist folk from 1 July. The four month gap is reasonable when you take into account that the joint’s almost solely been populated by coof-ridden fullbloods from Central Australia, and therefore large parts of it will need to be rebuilt.
Which end of the pineapple was it?
What exactly is the plan?
Even if 100% were jabbed it would make no difference to the spread.
Timothy Neilsen is correct here. I do wish though that he could desist using the word ‘beclownment’ as he does in the next sentence. I don’t think Figures deserves that put down for what are his genuine convictions (convictions many hold about current vaxxes) even though Figures, as demonstrated, is patently wrong in his wild assumptions about all vaxxes and the nature of all vaccination – although there may room for a better defined and more measured immunological discussion even there.
Basically, play the ball not the man.
If you want good low speed fun buy a Suzuki Jimny. My old one lost traction at about 40 kph in the wet. Understeer and 4 wheel drifts only. Forget power oversteer. Used to get us down the tracks we needed to for a surf but to/from Perth was pretty leisurely.
Stihl make some rather fetching kevlar reinforced chaps too. You know, for Friday night after work.
Unlike his madwoman predecessor, Gerrard seems to be focussed on the medical reality of the situation. It’s in the community, out of control, everyone is going to get it – brace yourselves for what will be, for most folks, not too much.
I guess the difference is that he’s an infectious diseases expert rather than a public health administrator.
It’s a small pleasure watching Palacechook’s ‘cats’ bum’ facial expression when he speaks at joint pressers.
Those Balkan guys could teach the Liar Left about holding a grudge.
Exposing toxic maternalism does that every time.
Bruce of Newcastlesays:
January 7, 2022 at 6:28 am
Chant needs to be sacked, this again has her grubby fingers all over it.
Having a macho culture, Serbs especially loathe mincing Western pouves. Same with the Russians.
Son works at CBS Sport in the States. Called last night for the usual chat with Dad (‘When are you going to have a kid?’ ‘Mind your own business’), but mostly to ask, as a US/Australian dual national, what the hell is going on in Melbourne?
As one of his colleagues put it, ‘Who knew the Australians were really like that?’
Where the bloody hell are you, tourists?
We have hotel quarantine, mass hysteria, rubber bullets, politicised wallopers, sheltered-workshop courts, compulsory presentation of ze papers and a lovely empty space where human rights once stood.
Who wouldn’t want to come to Australia?
Why would they need them?
Camps are 2020, 2021 is RAT tests, self reporting and incrimination, and house arrest for unvaccinated people.
Sancho, The web is full of complaints about Honda’s driving wheel tyres wearing out.
It’s very strange that Honda not only do not react with a modified product but ignore the complaints.
It’s not only the cost, but once the nylon tread wears the propulsion system is nearly useless.
I’m on my third set and looking for an alternative.
Wonderful mechanically but the tyre issue is a killer for high usage situations.
Toxic femininity.
I’m going to run with this.
No victory parade in the truck vs. train war is ever premature…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mOyGF8E2BoE
I doubt it enters their minds one way or the other. They are simply set on their path of domination. Do you seriously think they care a jot about people’s health? On the contrary, most of them would be well aware that they are murdering people both with the vaccine and by withholding effective medication.
Fittingly exiled to a distant mountain.
Well, suitably distant from 33 Charlotte Street, at least.
No victory parade in the truck vs. train war is ever premature…
Well Dah! they are alway premature just ask…
Grader operators on the other hand are have more intricate knowledge of how to get the best results.
Razey:
And let’s not forget who did it to us – our Leaders.
Massive own goal by SloMo.
Unsurprisingly. No Potential Greatness here.
Poor Sinc will be forever for that alone, Lol!
Haha.
London chaos as longest EVER Tube strike begins tomorrow – ‘severe disruption’ into SUMMER (6 Jan)
Enjoy the sheer Britishness of this: tube drivers are going on strike for six months because they’ve been asked to do four night shifts per year on weekends. The horror!
ALP’s Jim Chalmers referring to people scouring empty supermarket shelves as “the hunger games”.
Yes, that’s the way to reinforce the fraying social fabric, Jim.
Touted as one of Labor’s brightest & a successor to Albo, he is.
A dangerous combination with the Uber Tuckshop Mum as Premier. Remind me how the world would be a better place if it was run by women.
Ha! ha!
remembered..
So both QLD and NSW Labor and the ABC have signaled what’s coming down the pipeline this morning.
…
People’s runny noses are being dangerously not reported to the government. So there’s going to be a national reporting scheme, which will begin as a state based thing in Victoria or QLD and eventually spread and go Federal, it will be mandatory to report a positive test for a runny nose or sore throat, with a $10,000 fine if you don’t – you watch. It’s necessary to ensure the health system can “prepare” for illness.
What it means is the last two years is being made a permanent feature of society. The government is depowering the guns-out portion of the revolution and cementing it in for good via social and bureaucratic instruments. If you have cold symptoms you will have to take a RAT test, if it is positive you will have to notify the government that you are sick. You will then have to self-isolate, get vaccinated, do whatever they say, then they’ll notify everyone around you. People will accept this is the New Normal, because it is.
Ultimately what we’re witnessing is the regulation, control and the nationalisation of illness and permanent regulation of private behaviour around sickness. It’s no less in scale, and danger, than the same being done to private economic behaviour last century.
How long does it take to train up a tube driver?
This makes it go; this makes it stop.
When this goes “Boing” press it so it knows you’re alive.
It’s on!
Fauci wants only obedient people to breed.
Fauci: The boosted are getting infected, they should go out with other boosted people (6 Jan)
So yes there is a beneficial reason for getting the boosters: you are then allowed to have nooky.
The hysteria on the NSW Health Covid Twitter thread has to be seen to be believed. People are calling for lockdowns and mass sackings and generally have their hair on fire.
No wonder governments are responding the way they are.
How can they govern sensibly if the pressure towards insanity is so strong? Or are these Twitter numpties there to give the government cover? I know people can be dumb, but this is beyond rationality.
Bruce – anyone who has caught the Tube during a London summer would see that as a bonus.
Then they shouldn’t have started the insanity in the first place.
Huxley warned us of the dangers of the Completely Organised Society 50 years ago.
It’s here.
Unfortunately the technology exists to manage and control even the minutiae of life.
The only solution is to start to live in a parallel existence, separating yourself from the mainstream, while still living alongside it. It will be a poorer, and yet much richer life.
Roger, them’s fighting words.
Roger,
My dad had a cousin who was a tube driver. When we were over there I got to drive them as a kid.
We were visiting in case someone thinks I’m a soap-dodger.
This problem can be solved by issuing supermarket passes at each jabbenening.
No jab no eat!
Unfortunately governments pay attention to the loud minority on places like twitter, despite it not being representative of the whole population. Twitter and reddit are often used as a measure of the public, but they’re both cesspools of the far left bar a couple of niche areas.
The federal election is going to be very interesting. Possibly terrifying.
Ah…those glorious pre-OH&S days!
Those covid “vaccines” are working really well.
Just.One.More will work, promise.
‘Or are these Twitter numpties there to give the government cover?’
prguy17 will be knighted for this.
Rex Angersays:
January 7, 2022 at 8:48 am
@ Pogria-
Tinfoil hat-wearing trollbait.
Thanks Rex, I was not going to jump to conclusions.
As for the Battery v Petrol debate;
I am going Bi, some of each. Different situations etc. Where I am moving to, the power often goes out for quite some time so, if no batteries charged, petrol all the way. Once I am there, I am going to have an emergency genny installed for the power free times.
Son is a Sparky in construction and industrial, swears by battery for his situation. He tried out a battery chainsaw recently, reckoned it was great. He also buys mostly Milwaukee tools for work.
Those Stihl Kevlar Chaps sound interesting. 😉
That was my approach before the virus even came along, Barry. It included relocating fom a major city to a region where all the amenities required are within reach but the growing madness can also be kept at arm’s length.
Perrottet is out of his depth.
They caused this hysteria and now they can’t control it.
Yesterday, the NSW Premier was pleading with employers to stop requiring RATs for workers.
He won’t make it the law like DeSantis. That would require a pair of actual balls.
Instead he pleads.
This only ends when RAT-filtering everyone 24/7 is legislatively outlawed.
As I said yesterday, if they don’t, the army will have to be called out to deliver food.
Which I’ve done, HB. The most irritating thing was I couldn’t actually stand up in the carriages, the ceilings are so low. Made for short people. The week I had in London though was wonderful – about 30 C each day. Londoners were melting and here I was thinking yay, this is just like home! I was in the British Museum five days, the bling on display is extraordinary.
Taking on Woke Inc.
To be fair, even doing the Walthamstow – Brixton (Victoria Line) run in daylight hours would be a bit sporty.
Yer vill not have any of ze pleasure or vee vill jab you again.
Is that a translation from Chinese?
Thousands Of Cops Deployed To Quell Public Anger In China’s Locked Down Xi’an Amid Widespread Food Shortages (5 Jan)
Let them eat Xi Thought books.
Robespierre.
They just won’t learn, will they?
This is hilarious. You tried to march from Berlin to Moscow but ended up retreating to Iceland.
Your new line in the sand is “It might be possible for at least one vaccine to have worked. I don’t know which one, if any, but just maybe they could and that’s all that matters”.
Amazing.
Imagine being a parent and taking your kid to get dozens of shots with risks of injuries and telling yourself it’s all justified because it just might be possible that one or two vaccines in all of human history might have prevented a disease.
When you were writing your drivel Tim, did you not stop and think about just how far you’ve retreated (some might even say “beclowned”)?
Your new position:
Smallpox vaccine – ok, probably useless.
Polio vax – ok, probably useless.
Measles vax – ok, probably useless.
Pertussis vax – sure, almost certainly useless.
But maybe, just maybe, some day when all the stars are aligned and there’s a blood moon then scientists will come up with a vaccine that can prevent the grand total of one person getting sick.
Temporarily.
Razey says:
January 7, 2022 at 10:03 am
Indolentsays:
January 7, 2022 at 9:43 am
Totalitarianism approaching like a speeding train.
European Governments Ratchet Up Pressure, Mandates on Unvaccinated
They still seem to think the clot shot actually does anything beneficial. LOL.
Razey – of course it does. Can you imagine how much money is going into Swiss bank accounts???
Just a reminder that in the NT right now unvaccinated people are under strict house arrest, cannot even leave home to exercise, and there are “low vaccination exclusion zones” where movement of everyone into and out of areas <80% vaccinated is controlled.
March 2020 crazy conspiracy prediction #1035, status: true.
Isn’t it funny how command and control governments and systems always end up at food shortages.
Would help if they still studied history seriously.
Although, to a layman, any job requiring a specifically engineered solution to ensure the operator has not fallen asleep does not strike you as particularly onerous. This is coming from someone who never fell asleep in court. At least not at the bar table.
Speaking of supermarkets, the Chinese Communist Party can’t believe how stupid we are and how easy it was for their Kung Flu release to bring down filthy capitalist roader supply chains in the West.
Email this morning from Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci:
About six months. The thing that takes the long time is getting onto the training list.
Tube drivers belong to one of two unions, ASLEF and TLF – which hate each other in the traditional brotherly way and have a squirrel grip on the numbers of drivers in the system.
They also present operational flexibility as a return to 19th century weeping widows and children up chimneys – hence the promised strike.
In reality, they are protecting a class of very well paid ‘Specialist’ Night Drivers.
‘They caused this hysteria, and now they can’t control it.’
Made worse by the establishment of a covid industry and the infrastructure to go with it. Thousands upon thousands of people have been given highly-paid sinecures just for coof, and they will not under any circumstances want this particular gravy train to derail.
The vast majority of them are light grey public servants unused to working for a living anyway, and when you combine that with the self-importance they’ve been feeling for the past two years – ‘finally, I am being recognised for my brilliance’ – it’s no surprise that they are the loudest voices for a) agitation to bring back the restrictions that line their pockets, and b) even more agitation to retain the ones still in place.
They will have to be prised from their trapdoor burrows with fire.
If you can have a pretty decent go at self driving cars, eliminating the driver from Tube trains should be a snap.
Yet again, the problem isn’t the virus it is the government.
What was in the back of my mind was a citizens’ take over of the tube driving.
As happened with essential transport in the Great Strike of 1926.
I know… I’m dreaming.
Eyrie – already done on the Docklands Light Rail. I expect the unions will have something to say on this.
Packed tightly on the platform at Leicester Square during rush hour on a hottish August day. Train arrives, people move forward and board, carrying with them trapped upright in the crush, fainted commuters who have been unable to fall to the ground.
When the car software fails, at worst, you kill a carload or two.
Train software failure and the insurance payouts are very big numbers.
How deem boosters in Israel going?
I ain’t laughing.
‘a hottish August day’
19 degrees then.
I was at Woolies this morning. The bog roll section was almost cleaned out. Ditto with tissues. Rather annoyed they didn’t have my favourite brand of bog roll. Had to slum it, sigh……
Shit! I sound like Betty Bucket!
Seriously though, it would pay to grab a few extra rolls peeps, especially if, like me, you give the roll a tremendous yank instead of drawing down a few modest squares. I grew up at a time when mum only bought a set amount of paper each fortnight. If we ran out, it was onto the newspaper (aaarrgghhhh), or, if lucky, dad would knock off a roll or two from work. THAT STUFF was the old crispy, crackly crap you used to find in railway station loos. Between the newspaper and the crackly stuff, our bums were shredded raw.
Exactly!
Off on off on.
Meh!
From my brief stint in the mines during the late 80s the train drivers were known as koala bears because they were a protected species.
Denver airport had driverless underground trains back in 1996 when I passed through there.
When the car software fails, at worst, you kill a carload or two.
Or mow down 40 schoolkids waiting for a bus who aren’t even using the car.
Just as well they sacked all their unvaccinated workers. Vaccinated people only like to catch covid from other vaccinated people.
The thoroughly useless Vic opposition leader Matthew Guy on the Jocko flap:
“If there are kids being booted off junior footy because they’re not vaccinated, well why then at a state government facility like Melbourne Park are we inviting major tennis players who are not vaccinated?”
It’s a strange policy for a politician to work so hard for an even greater defeat at the ballot box than he was handed the last time.
I saw a 2021 model yesterday.
Jeez, that brand has been around nearly as long as VW Beetle.
Got my Coles delivery coming this evening.
Got the emails, will be coming at the start of the window & only one replacement item.
The idea of going to a supermarket has sickened me at least for the last decade.
It is the essence of “Rabble Rousing”
Pollies used to be vary wary of overstimulating the man in the street, lest he rise up and do something unexpected.
This current crop seem to be oblivious to this, or even recklessly chasing a whirlwind.
Tell you what.
This thread’s now primed for someone to turn up extolling the virtues of trucks.
Interesting to read the local rag in Hobart this morning.
The letter page devoted to the ‘rona consisted of 100% abuse of the government for allowing the ‘rona into Tasmania. Every single letter.
Surprisingly though on the sports – yes sports – page, a journalist printed a column supporting Djoko and accusing Australian governments of seriously fucking up the response to the ‘rona.
Too bad I read the sports page first, so was left with a bad taste in my mouth.
It wouldn’t be.
Your new position:
Smallpox vaccine – ok, probably useless.
Polio vax – ok, probably useless.
Measles vax – ok, probably useless.
Pertussis vax – sure, almost certainly useless.
That’s bullshit.
Your comprehension skills are negligible.
I never said that any of those vaccines were “probably useless”, nor any other vaccine.
Your new line in the sand is “It might be possible for at least one vaccine to have worked. I don’t know which one, if any, but just maybe they could and that’s all that matters”.
That’s bullshit too. I’ve repeatedly said that there’s ample evidence that large numbers of vaccines are effective. I just pointed out that, as a matter of logic, your “all vaccines are useless” assertion can be destroyed by any validation of any vaccine.
Which of course it has been, by vast numbers of successful clinical trials and post-rollout surveys in respect of a great many vaccines, until and unless you can provide compelling evidence that every successful clinical trial and every successful post-rollout survey is wrong.
Which you’ve abysmally failed to do.
Your ludicrous “smallpox is stalking the world wearing a false beard and sunglasses” fantasies don’t count as evidence. Nor do your assertions that “some” clinical trials are flawed, since that means that other successful clinical trials are valid and are good evidence for the effectiveness of the relevant vaccines.
As for your claim that diagnostic bias always exists in post-rollout surveys, it’s not my fault that such an absolutist claim is essentially unprovable.
Incidentally, even if it were true that diagnostic bias affected all post-rollout surveys, where’s your evidence that it does so in every case to a sufficient extent to invalidate the conclusion, rather than just to reduce the statistically significant margin of proved efficacy? Remember, you’re the one who’s stating that the surveys are always bogus, so it’s up to you to provide some evidence to support that assertion.
In poorer countries, when the populations are angry they take to the streets.
In Australia, people stay home & watch Netflix and tweet about how bad life is.
The worst toilet paper was State government issue stuff in primary school. A cross between grease proof paper and rice paper. I assume it was cheap.
I’ll stick with my King Gees with the generous elasticised waist, thanks all the same.
I can’t resist a verse or two of “I’m a lumberjack” when I see those gay chaps.
It’s a strange policy for a politician to work so hard for an even greater defeat at the ballot box than he was handed the last time.
He’s trying to outflank Maximum Leader round the third standard deviation of stupidity.
We’ll get there eventually. It’s hot and the cricket is on.
Bons.
Thanks for the bad news on the Honda drive wheels.
The other word of warning on the self-propelled Honda is that it is solidly built.
That is, heavy.
No problem when you are in cruise control on the flat but if you push it into a tight spot on a slope and have to wrestle it out, it is heeeeaaavy.
No reverse gear.
My office has been converted to low flow toilets & environmentally friendly toilet paper in it’s quest for a 5 star green rating.
False economy, you need to flush about 6 times depending on the damage.
These green ratings rorts are quite funny.
On that particular day, it got into the late 20’s.
I remember it vividly because of an appalling meeting. About 10 of us sitting in a windowless meeting room, no working air-conditioning, all wearing ties and jackets Brit-style.
I had sweat tricking down my body, puddling in the arse of my trousers and was losing the will to live. One of our hosts brightly said: “Sorry, it’s a bit hot. But you Orzie chaps will be used to it…”
It was with the Inland Revenue, so we weren’t about to show any sign of weakness.
Not “covid-driven.” RAT-driven.
That’s because they and the aristocracy of ‘health officials’ – as well as laptopper journalists and cash-raking corporates – haven’t lost a red cent since this began.
Putting aside the political why, the nuts and bolts of the situation are more or less as follows:
Since the 2009 Swine Flu pandemic that wasn’t, public health and governments have studiously built a vast “pandemic” control apparatus in every country at differing levels of scale under the WHO’s orders. Quick examples are the WA Public Health Act updated in 2016, and the Aus Biosecurity Act in 2015 to comply with our ‘obligations’. All over the place you find the changes to public health acts, health policies, etc being touched around 2010 – 2019 to bring them into line and implement updated “biosecurity” and “pandemic preparedness”.
One of the central pillars of that apparatus is a vast, invasive and person by person disease surveillance, testing, reporting and movement controls around respiratory illnesses.
This is all happening because of that. The WHO called “pandemic!”, in line with the 2009 revised definition where they had removed one of the key criteria (must be visible illness and death in a community), and all across the world the public health departments and governments pulled the sheet off their vast, incredibly complex, brand new pandemic response apparatuses, fired them up, started tracking people with sore throats and two years later here we are, enslaved to the system.
Like many government projects, especially any that involve bureaucracies intervening in the personal decisions of millions of people all at once, everyday, all the time, this system of tracking and literally controlling and regulating runny noses and sore throats at the individual level by government, is unfolding as a total catastrophe and needs to be actively dismantled before it starts killing us.
The virtues of trucks?
That won’t take long.
H B Bear says:
January 7, 2022 at 11:51 am
The worst toilet paper was State government issue stuff in primary school. A cross between grease proof paper and rice paper. I assume it was cheap.
Was that the corrugated shiny stuff?
It’s amazing how driving around in dark tunnels is so different during nighttime.
I was at Woolies this morning. The bog roll section was almost cleaned out.
In World Mental Defective HQ, inner Melbourne, there didn’t seem to be a lot of shortages in the supermarkets.
Maybe the hipsters, slacktivists, pseudo-ferals and bugpeople are supremely confident that Maximum Leader’s infallible management skills will prevent things from descending into a shambles.
The virtues of trucks?
That won’t take long.
“Light the blue touchpaper, then move swiftly to a safe distance.”
Had to buy a Stihl spring yesterday for a w-snipper.
8 bucks.
Today I learned that the NYPD has 35000 officers & another 15000 civilian & contractors on the payroll.
Considering the concentration of people, it should be one of the safest places on the planet from violent crime.
Don’t remember it being corrugated. Flat, shiny squares to stop you doing anything unmentionable with a roll. Not that we would have mind you.
Instead they aren’t doing anything about violent offenders but using resources to check the jab status of 5 year olds.
Rush on COVID vaccines for WA children sees GPs and pharmacists struggle for supplies
From the ABC, of course. It is difficult for me to express how much I despise these people. Now they’re propagandising medical experimentation on our children by trying to gin up some parental FOMO. Is there any depth they will not stoop to?
By the way, does anyone believe the 91% double vax rate for those aged 12 and older, and 95% one shot? Those numbers just don’t ring true, particularly when you take the youngsters into account – loads of people I speak to are fully and enthusiastically vaxxed up, yet aren’t willing to medicate their children with Fauci’s poison. I wonder how the medical tyrants are finessing these vaxx rates up so high? My guess is they’re being extremely generous in their definition of the vaccine ineligible population cohort, and excluding these people from the count.
Mmmyes.
About ten years ago I worked in a building which went to waterless urinals.
Some sort of organic microbe nano-wriggler technology was introduced to chew up the whiffy stuff.
Except it didn’t.
Fucking putrid after about two weeks.
But here is the thing about green zealotry.
If it was any other initiative they would simply say, “OK. That didn’t work. Get rid of it”.
But it took another week of to-and-fro before it got the flick, culminating in blokes turning up late for meetings loudly proclaiming that they had been up the street to the pub for a piss. The annoying thing was that it was very popular with the ladeeees in HR (who still had full flush facilities).
Ok. So it’s very simple then. Give me the absolute best data you can find. One where not only is there no obvious bias, but that any kind of bias would be inconceivable.
Aaah yes. It’s all there somewhere in that big pile of literature. It’s the vibe!
Because refuting stuff that you refuse to specify isn’t my obligation. If you wish to specify something, then I’ll deal with it.
I don’t think any of these people are wearing sunglasses.
https://www.google.com/search?q=monkeypox&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjIk8uLt571AhVlSWwGHcB9DGUQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1280&bih=605&dpr=1.5 or https://www.google.com/search?q=pellagra&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjN_NGMt571AhV86XMBHZ8zC98Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=pellagra&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIICAAQgAQQsQMyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQ6BAgAEEM6CAgAELEDEIMBOgsIABCABBCxAxCDAVD_HViMJmDEKGgAcAB4AIABvwGIAc0LkgEDMC45mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=g4_XYY2vD_zSz7sPn-es-A0&bih=605&biw=1280 or
Oh wow! This could be the greatest example of straw clutching I’ve ever seen.
Firstly, I don’t recall implying that only “some” trials were invalid. Secondly, lots of trials show that the vaccine is worthless/too dangerous. Those trials might also be invalid (ie bias in favour of the vaccine), but either way, it hardly helps your case.
“As for your claim that diagnostic bias always exists in post-rollout surveys, it’s not my fault that such an absolutist claim is essentially unprovable.”
It’s true by definition as long as you accept that doctors believe the vaccine works. If you want to claim all doctors don’t believe that then you’re golden. Except you have to accept the fact that doctors don’t believe in vaccines.
In fact, it’s probably largely true for flu shots – doctors have minimal confidence in these things (despite bullying people to get them). To some extent for pertussis as well. That’s why even the *official* data indicates these vaccines are largely useless. If there are a large proportion of doctors who are prepared to diagnose it even in the vaxed, then the official data will indicate the vaccine is useless. If doctors largely believe in the vaccine (polio, diphtheria), then the official data will make it look like the vaccine is a miracle.
Do you see now? You need to show the bias absolutely doesn’t exist in a particular instance and that the data still shows the vaccine works.
CL – ink jet printer pricing model.
The problem now is newspapers are all on line. So if you run out of bog roll you are relegated to using your iPhone.
C.L.
Does your trimmer have “bump feed” for the line.
If so, is it any good?
twostix says:
January 7, 2022 at 11:56 am
Sure , they set up all this to do what it’s doing now.
Even accounting for the corruption ($$ from Big Pharma to government people), why does 100% of the population have to be “vaccinated”?? Surely 90% of $billions would be enough.
Looking at what’s happening in Europe now and will be happening here this year – it will be “vaccination” or death (army/police, starvation, concentration camps, unruly mobs…).
This has all been set up for a purpose – and that purpose is not our health. For fuck’s sake – they want to inject that toxin into 6 month old babies.
Please.
Take your discussion of the gloss vs matt toilet paper to another thread.
We are talking garden gear here.
Anyway the reason I mention the NYPD, the new mayor announced a range of bullshit changes that the DA will follow.
These include violent crimes that were classified as felonies will now be classified as misdemeanours.
And his announcement to re-start the uncover unit (who really had one job, getting unlicensed firearms out of circulation) was just that, an announcement with the new NYPD commissioner telling her underlings today that there are no plans to do it.
New boss.
Same as the old boss.
You need to get to it right away, if you want it. Last I heard, the waiting list was longer than six months.
And that would be the best use for it.
The organism has become self-aware, and it likes its new environment.
So much so that it will do anything to maintain it. It is multi-faceted and immensely strong. It controls just about everything.
Rather like The Matrix, in a way. Without the tubes.
As a Perth resident, I am wondering how you lose a Test to rain in summer?
Digging a drop dunny covers both.
A needed skill once the sewerage system collapses under its own weight of covid.
Or look for a brown nose.
Fun article yesterday on the ladies in HR.
Now you know why so many ladies-in-HR look like bags of potatoes. 😀
That’d be the ex-cop who ran on a law and order platform. Maybe New Yorkers will long for the good old De Blasio days, and NYC is going the way of Detroit.
And the “cost down” approach of trying to save fractions of cents in manufacture cost.
Example.
I have a mid-range Karcher pressure washer.
Blew a foofer valve.
The repair guy showed me the failed part. A 90 degree plastic elbow. The new re-designed one had beefed up ribbing along the outer radius of the elbow to stiffen it. Approximately 0.15 cents worth of additional plastic when compared with the original. And this isn’t a “cheap Chinese” manufacturing problem. It is skimping on design (which is probably done in Europe). I’ll bet the design team got a bonus for taking 55 cents out of the total manufacturing cost by scraping material off everywhere.
So the replacement part cost maybe $5.
But $90 to pull it apart and replace it.
Can I use a chainsaw for that?
Boom industry in NY is private security.
If you’re a billionaire, you can move with your own private army.
If you’re a punter on the subway, just shut up and ignore the mental patients shooting up &/or jerking off.
Both of my snippers do, Sancho, yes.
The bump function is great when it works but you have to avoid inserting too much chord or it will lock up.
Unbelievable woosieness.
Self-propelled. Pffft!
https://lifepetitions.com/petition/petition-novaka-djokovic-s-medical-exemption-must-be-acknowledged-by-australia-s-government
I’ve had a few pressure washers. All have died within the warranty period. All replaced without any hassle.
‘Now you know why so many ladies-in-HR look like bags of potatoes’
An indisputable truth.
‘Anyone prettier than me, and who is therefore a risk to my plans of rooting the boss and thus becoming both invulnerable and highly-paid, is not welcome here.’
From experience (for the most part as an observer), these types view the workplace as a combo Lifestyle/Squid Game contest to the death.
Only if you plan to enclose it.
A bit of rough canvas screening should do the trick.
As the old adage goes, Any fool can start a train, but it takes a Driver to stop one.
I.E. to pull the thing up where it is meant to be.
Ironically, the Tube is semi-automated by design as a safety feature.
And as far as Doc Faustus’ explanation of the union rules and work culture there at Transport For London goes- Their overtime and penalty rates must be astoundingly good for the specialist ‘night drivers…’
And as far as the virtues of trucks go, they can deliver to your door (and even clean through it), but they end up on their backs or scrunched up into little balls so often, most people have stopped caring.
And who ever heard of a train running a level crossing, and hitting a truck?
#TrucksDoNotKillPeopleAndWreckThings
#IdiotsDrivingTrucksKillPeopleAndWreckThings
Yes. Assuming it is in your bedroom.
Just got an email from globo-homo client that unvaccinated people won’t be allowed into any CBD offices in Australia for the foreseeable future.
They claim it is for the good of unvaccinated people themselves. LOL.
At 50% vaccinated everyone could go in during “delta”.
Bloody Sancho!
Family discussion over lunch about a big trip OS when we can.
The winner was Spain. Then a drive out through SW France and across to Pommy land. Youngest daughter loves the royals.
It begins.
Starc exposes the technique of Pom openers yet again. Hameed playing all around a straight one. Moved a bit off the seam, but not enough to worry a competent top order-er.
Gardening advice needed (inspired by Calli’s jacarandas post).
Last year I pruned our apricot tree on the front-yard, because it became hard to cover it with a net.
This year I had to collect half as many apricots and two weeks earlier than I’d like to save at least some from the birds, and let them ripen in the garage. I couldn’t cover it this time. The tree grew even bigger than before.
Should I just continue pruning it until it stops growing? 🙂
Should I cut all the new branches developed since the last pruning?
Good?
Bump feed is the work of Beelzebub.
They are specially designed to make one vomit with rage.
Francis Menton:
At this writing on January 2, de Blasio is finally gone from office. Whether the new guy (Eric Adams) proves to be any better remains to be seen.
Before leaving the topic of de Blasio’s legacy to New York, I would be remiss not to include a post on the subject of crime.
The bottom line for crime, as for every other major issue of public policy, was that the progressive de Blasio ruined everything he touched. Outcomes worsened across the board, and the decline was the clear result of the progressive policies that de Blasio either implemented or advocated. Yes, he had help from an equally progressive state legislature, particularly in the area of bail “reform.” But the changes to bail law were things that de Blasio did not oppose or resist in any way, and would have implemented himself if they had been under his control.
Today, New York remains a far, far safer city than pretty much all the comparable deep-blue cities in the country. Nevertheless, de Blasio took the almost miraculous successes of his two predecessors over twenty years, and in short order was able to turn the everything around and end his term with rapid increases in crime in his last few years……..
https://www.manhattancontrarian.com/blog/2022-1-2-as-bill-de-blasio-prepares-to-leave-office-part-iii-crime
Anger
My Mil being a train fanatic has no influence on my opinion.
Believe me.
Fun to be a fly on the wall in Macquarie Street. The emergency coof meeting began at 8am and by lunchtime no black or white smoke has emerged from it yet.
Hmm, checking news feeds and stuff, apparently Perrottet will address the great state of NSW at 1pm.