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twostix
twostix
January 17, 2022 7:21 pm

I like it when johnny come latelies – who arrived here when all the hard work was done and the urban golden age started, tell me what to do.

Perhaps people who have been here 100, 200 years or more, know a little more about the ghosts, and demons, lurking under the hastily nailed down floorboards in this country than you do.

Also it reveals an immigrant lack of understanding, that people would hear aussies, true blue ones, bitterly complaining about the state of the country, and not understand that’s what we’ve always done. That is how we make it better, we begin by mouthing off about the absolute state of things, we expect it to be better, a lot better, and to politically not go back to the way things used to be a long time ago.

Sorry not sorry if it offends you. Feel free to go back to where the peasants obediently have silently taken it up the arse and said ‘thank you’ for the last 1000 years.

I had a south african whinging that all australians ever do is whinge about our services, that we should be thankful it’s not south africa. It’s because we’re not afraid to complain and mouth off out loud that it’s not south africa.

We know this is what we do. Johnny come latelies don’t and get all in a huff because we’re not thankful for what they see stepping off the gang plank, as a magic-pudding of plenty that was created by something something. But it’s a matter of perspective. To them it’s essentially a giant shopping centre. Someone else built it, it’s there, now I shop, and eat and browse. But to us it was created by ours, a gift to us from our grandparents and greatparents and great, great grand parents all the way back when they were living in canvas tents, or slab huts with dirt floors with few rights in a nasty authoritarian state run by a couple of elites. And we guard it, and critisise it, and mock it, and hate it, and like it, and hate the people wrecking their hard work that made it something. And we do it because it is ours. And that is what makes it what it is.

JMH
JMH
January 17, 2022 7:22 pm

feelthebernsays:
January 17, 2022 at 6:25 pm
Trust.
But verify.

No other way around.

NEVER trust. Always verify.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 7:23 pm

What other suggestions, apart from riot and death, are worth thinking about?

Ken Worths.
Ken Worths through the blockades.
Just get a bit co-ordinated in case another Ken Worth over the other side gets the same idea at the same time.

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 7:24 pm

So the Swedish car that drove across the Nullabor is a diesel-electric like the railway locos.

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 7:26 pm

is 2sticks st ruth?

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 17, 2022 7:26 pm

Rex. It was a spell I think.

When your life is hanging by a thread it helps to know, as undoing an Armstrong-Whitworth hex is a right bastard to undo with a metric counter-curse.

You might end up cursing the corners off the thing and rendering it permanent…

#SomebodySlapThatMan

Bons
Bons
January 17, 2022 7:27 pm

Done that Rosie.
Worked in Marianne. Pal and I had a house in Aix.
It was OK but after a while it paled. Any coastal location in NSW or SEQ provides a much less complicated, easier and freer lifestyle.
Perhaps the hectic job was partially responsible but coming home was just wonderful.

bespoke
bespoke
January 17, 2022 7:27 pm

Perhaps people who have been here 100, 200 years or more, know a little more about the ghosts, and demons, lurking under the hastily nailed down floorboards in this country than you do.

I couldn’t get past this. LLOL!

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 7:28 pm

It didn’t take long for the latent Queensssland racism to bubble to the surface.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 17, 2022 7:28 pm

yr an anti-shitholer
I can tell

Yep. We had a truck that would go around all the fish and chip shops in Townsville to collect the old frying oil. We’d then blend it with Bunker C and used it to extract cobalt from the ore. Quite a bit of R&D went into making that work, all a quarter century ago.

These days slaves in Congo are getting cobalt ore for the Chinese who are making it into batteries to go into electric cars so that Swedes can run generators on old frying oil to cross the Nullabor, and the plant in Townsville is doing nothing and gathering dust.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 17, 2022 7:29 pm

So the Swedish car that drove across the Nullabor is a diesel-electric like the railway locos.

Just with the generator far enough away from the car to minimise existential angst.

How long until some wonk manages to quantify the size of the angst fields generated by any fossil fuel-consuming machinery? And then goes on to develop exposure time limits for susceptible folk?

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 17, 2022 7:30 pm

1935 film of a British Governor lording it over a fictional African country.

Jomo Kenyatta, of later “Mau Mau” infamy, was one of the extra’s..

JC
JC
January 17, 2022 7:30 pm

Stix

Seriously, what the hell has come over you? One week you’re doing a really good imitation of Greta Tumbnail. The next you’ve put on wig, specs pretending you’re Pocahontas Warren (see above comment). God help us if next week you’re doing AOC as that’s the end of our loving friendship.

calli
calli
January 17, 2022 7:31 pm

I’m old. But I’m not that old.

JC
JC
January 17, 2022 7:32 pm

miltonf says:
January 17, 2022 at 7:26 pm

is 2sticks st ruth?

No, but he’s a Queerlander, so same difference.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 17, 2022 7:32 pm

resonates but, yr 20yr plan in point 1 needs work

Anywhere you recommend I could make a start? 😀

#MerryBatchelorsOfTheWorld,UNITE!

Indolent
Indolent
January 17, 2022 7:32 pm

Other than banning singing and dancing has there been much else in the way of restrictions imposed in Australia?

Oh, you mean other than apartheid and coerced injections? Did you see this link above? Outright murder. Absolutely heartbreaking to listen to. And they’re doing their absolute best to ensure that as few people hear about it as possible.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 17, 2022 7:33 pm

God help us if next week you’re doing AOC

You don’t just want to date him?

Frank
Frank
January 17, 2022 7:34 pm

A pretty funny TeD talk, also pretty old. James Veitch corresponds with a Nigerian concerning a shipment of bullion for a few months.

This is what happens when you reply to spam email | James Veitch

JC
JC
January 17, 2022 7:34 pm

You don’t just want to date him?

No, but Cronkite will though.

bespoke
bespoke
January 17, 2022 7:34 pm

I’m old. But I’m not that old.

Mmm ok.

calli
calli
January 17, 2022 7:35 pm

The Divine Agatha had a “Sanders of the River” in They Came to Baghdad.

I’m now picturing Pedro as an intrepid spy with a talent for coded knitting.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 7:36 pm

Bespoke at 7:27.
There is something nagging at me which suggests that claiming precedence on the basis that “our folks was here before your folks” might not end in a win.
Can’t quite put my finger on it.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 17, 2022 7:36 pm

German Greens want four-parent families to reflect modern ‘rainbow’ families.

By Oliver Moody
The Times
2:31PM January 17, 2022
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Each child should be able to have up to four parents to reflect modern “rainbow” and “patchwork” families, Germany’s LGBTQ commissioner has said.

Sven Lehmann said a third of children were brought up outside conventional marriages and the rules on parenthood needed to be updated.

The coalition government under Olaf Scholz has vowed to modernise family law as part of a programme of liberal social reforms, including gender self-identification and the relaxation of regulations on abortion.

It has come up with the idea of a “community of responsibility”, under which adults who are not related to or romantically involved with one another would be able to enter legally binding family-like relationships.

These could include rights traditionally afforded to spouses, such as access to another adult’s medical information.

“In the future, more than two parents should be able to share custody of a child,” Lehmann, 42, a Green MP and Germany’s first “queer affairs commissioner”, told the Funke media group of local newspapers. “It should be possible for a child to have up to four people with an entitlement to custody,” he said.

A rainbow family is one in which at least one parent is gay, lesbian, trans, bisexual or queer. A patchwork or stepfamily involves at least one parent with a child from a previous relationship.

One example cited by the Greens is when a lesbian couple has a child. Under the present law only the biological mother is automatically recognised as a parent, while her partner has to adopt the child to gain parental rights.

The reform would not only extend parenthood to both women but also allow them to identify the biological father of the child as its third parent.

Dorothee Bar, 43, an MP from the Bavarian Christian Social Union party, said the reforms threatened the “foundations of society”.

Gerhard Papke, 60, of the Free Democratic Party, tweeted: “What supposedly serves the interests of the children is in truth a dangerous attack on the family, the core of a free society.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 17, 2022 7:37 pm

Perhaps people who have been here 100, 200 years or more, know a little more about the ghosts, and demons, lurking under the hastily nailed down floorboards in this country than you do.

I couldn’t get past this. LLOL!

To be honest, I got the giggles imagining somebody doing a jack-in-the-box impression.

Like Herb Evatt, J.C. Coombs, Eddie Ward, Lance Sharkey or evem Jim Cairns doing a [GERBOING!] SUR-PRIIIIIISE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! And running amuck like the little totalitarian shits they were.

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 7:37 pm

Rex- reminds of their shitty COP in post modern Scotland where they had diesel gen sets to charge the electric cars. Grotesque stupidity, dishonesty or hypocrisy or all three.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 7:38 pm

Oh yeah, that’s it.
“I’ll see your 100-200 years and raise you 60,000 years”.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 17, 2022 7:40 pm

James Veitch corresponds with a Nigerian concerning a shipment of bullion for a few months.

I liked his story about ducks…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cZB_EBsnc8c

The Elder Angers were so inspired, they did it to me. I was……impressed.

MatrixTransform
January 17, 2022 7:40 pm

No … I’m St Ruth

MatrixTransform
January 17, 2022 7:43 pm

Anywhere you recommend I could make a start?

about 2012

H B Bear
H B Bear
January 17, 2022 7:43 pm

I would buy a car that runs on cheese sausages. I wouldn’t eat them though.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 7:43 pm

Taxpayer funded pension said upthread you need to be rich to buy a decent place in Western Europe near a city.
I said that was untrue.
It is untrue.
Half a million euro will buy you a far, far better place 30mins via train out of central Berlin, Hannover, Munich than what a million aud will buy you 30mins via train out of central Sydney.
Dunno about Melb.
It all comes to:
.1 Land taxes;
.2 Regulation of buyers;
.3 Stratification of participation.

Euro weenies stumbled onto the law of economic rent.
It reduces the speculation that we see here in Australia.

DrBeauGan
DrBeauGan
January 17, 2022 7:44 pm

Forgive the obscure “Sanders of the River” reference above.

The film was based on a number of earlier books by Edgar Wallace. Very readable and informative about the perceptions of Africa and Africans, and imperialism, among the British in the twenties.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 7:44 pm

I think we have a new clubhouse leader in the Silliest Unhinged Rant Open.
And it is a class field.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 17, 2022 7:45 pm

Rex- reminds of their shitty COP in post modern Scotland where they had diesel gen sets to charge the electric cars. Grotesque stupidity, dishonesty or hypocrisy or all three.

Yeah. That was the charge raised by the Deep Greens in Planet Of The Humans in 2019. Or was it 2020?

Either way, the catastrophising and neurotic misanthrope who made the doco had tumbled that the Left has never really believed in climate change, but merely sees it as yet another mechanism of control. And very clearly exposed the mass hypocrisy.

The mad (and seemingly successful) rush to silence him and suppress the film seems to lend even further credence to this idea to anyone who might ignore us as ‘alt-right conspiracy theorists,’ but listen to one of Gaia’s finest…

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 7:47 pm

‘bern.
Please don’t do dot points like that.
It’s really annoying.
Annoying for JC, I mean.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 17, 2022 7:47 pm

Oh yeah, that’s it.
“I’ll see your 100-200 years and raise you 60,000 years”.

Whitefella’s silly enough to believe it…

Baba
Baba
January 17, 2022 7:48 pm

We all remember who those were who hysterically hounded Lizzie during her cruise and US visit in early 2020.

The same people expect us to believe they morphed into lockdown dodging, vaccine reluctant, mask mandate #renegades.

All bullshit of course. Last year they knocked down the doors to their doctor’s surgery to get vaxxed and dutifully complied with the lockdowns and mandates.

This is why they find the ‘Australia has become a shithole’ refrain so risible.

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 7:49 pm

Yeah they sometime let slip what they are really thinking

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 7:50 pm

yeah whatever bar bar

Roger
Roger
January 17, 2022 7:51 pm

I don’t know about that, stix.

When I was a kid it was only pomegranates who whinged about Australia. They were told if they didn’t like it to go home. Some of them did. The Italians, Greeks, Lebanese, Yugoslavs, Russians and others all mucked in and made the best of it, probably because they couldn’t go home even if they wanted too.

The indigenous anglo-celtic population was stoic & terse.

And most of my lot have been here since the 1830s.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 7:51 pm

Lance Sharkey

Is that Feargal’s brother?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 7:52 pm

Zulu Kilo Two Alphasays:

January 17, 2022 at 7:47 pm

Oh yeah, that’s it.
“I’ll see your 100-200 years and raise you 60,000 years”.

Whitefella’s silly enough to believe it…

In this case the whitefella walked straight out to centre ring with his gloves down and copped it.
A somewhat dangerous argument that length of tenure of “your people” gives you some sort of special insight and precedence over others.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 17, 2022 7:52 pm

about 2012

You nit.

Whatever would possess you to think I was talking about mass action on the young, like a leftist might?

You can’t indoctrinate your way out of a crisis. Nor out of tyranny. You only make it worse, even if the new politcial thrust is more palatable. Besides, people are remarkably good at figuring out what is true or not, even where they must consciously appear to live the lies in order to survive. Eastern and Central Europe’s experiences under the Soviet heel demonstrate this.

Like Jordan Peterson says, start by making your own bed. As such, I can only start with succeeding generations of little Angers, whose formative experiences as tantrums will lead them (when they mature into grown Angers) to teach their little tantrums in turn.

Leave the mass formations to the psychotics.

Roger
Roger
January 17, 2022 7:52 pm

to

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 7:52 pm

‘bern.
Please don’t do dot points like that.
It’s really annoying.
Annoying for JC, I mean.

.1 JC loves them.
.2 The only things that annoy JC are Queenslanders & zerohedge.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 7:54 pm

Babababa Bundy!
Right on cue.
Here to defend the clubhouse leader Greta Thumbstix.

JC
JC
January 17, 2022 7:54 pm

Bern

Please don’t dot and then number. I can’t handle it mentally.

JC
JC
January 17, 2022 7:55 pm

JC loves them.
The only things that annoy JC are Queenslanders & zerohedge

and dot/numbers.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

When we first went there in the ’80’s I couldn’t believe the rubbish overflowing everywhere, even in posh parts of town.

This may have been due to the propensity of the IRA to place bombs in rubbish bins.
Not sure what the given reason is now.

Frank
Frank
January 17, 2022 7:56 pm

Guy downstairs had a Range Rover (Land Rover??) that he ran on chip fat. He used to go round the fish and chip shops collecting their drums of used deep fryer fat and then strain it before filling his car up. He claimed the car had paid for itself, just that it needed running for a bit before you went anywhere. I thought he was full of it at the time but caught a whiff of exhaust once and it did smell like a fish and chips. Not sure how his wife felt about the deal.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 7:58 pm

Lance Sharkey’s brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx9qUR9P2ZQ

custard
custard
January 17, 2022 7:59 pm

In France, many restaurants, hotels, etc. change their status to a PRIVATE CLUB. This way they don’t have to ask the client for a Covid passport. New customers become “members” in less than 1 minute and for free. Thus, this restaurant is no longer “public”, but private.

Well, perhaps won’t work here in big restaurants or big hotels but maybe the smaller bars etc?

God I hate my country just now.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 17, 2022 7:59 pm

Lance Sharkey

Is that Feargal’s brother?

Nah. The Communist Party of Australia leader and totalitarian-wannabe who had a part in instigating the NSW Coal Miners’ strike in 1949, in an abortive attempt at proviking a Communist Revolution, whom Chifley had to send the Army in to break.

I (and others) once slapped Collaborator Bob all over the place when he tried to defend all that and say it was never a revolutionary attempt, and he was alive and aware of the true proceedings at that time.

It was swiftly determined that he, at best, would have been a babe in arms in 1949…

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 8:01 pm

When the sun did come out in England in Dec-Jan, the light was so different from here, the sky a pale watery blue.

Timothy Neilson
Timothy Neilson
January 17, 2022 8:01 pm

Pedro the Loafersays:
January 17, 2022 at 6:58 pm

Surprising just how bad that was Pedro, but not surprising that it was less than idyllic.
I passed through Jinja briefly as a backpacker in 1984, wanting to see where the Nile came out of Lake Victoria (not knowing that the vista is somewhat spoiled by the dam).
The police told me to go a long way round to get there because there were soldiers on the direct route and “they will harass you”. I did take the advice. It seemed pretty dire that the police were warning me against their own armed forces.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

Well, perhaps won’t work here in big restaurants or big hotels but maybe the smaller bars etc?

It’ll almost certainly fall foul of the respective state liquor act.

JC
JC
January 17, 2022 8:01 pm

Everything is perfectly normal north of the Rhine river. Perfectly normal.

German Greens want four-parent families to reflect modern ‘rainbow’ families
Germany’s LGBTQ commissioner Sven Lehmann says the rules on parenthood need to be updated. Picture:

Each child should be able to have up to four parents to reflect modern “rainbow” and “patchwork” families, Germany’s LGBTQ commissioner has said.

Sven Lehmann said a third of children were brought up outside conventional marriages and the rules on parenthood needed to be updated.

The coalition government under Olaf Scholz has vowed to modernise family law as part of a programme of liberal social reforms, including gender self-identification and the relaxation of regulations on abortion.

It has come up with the idea of a “community of responsibility”, under which adults who are not related to or romantically involved with one another would be able to enter legally binding family-like relationships.

These could include rights traditionally afforded to spouses, such as access to another adult’s medical information.

“In the future, more than two parents should be able to share custody of a child,” Lehmann, 42, a Green MP and Germany’s first “queer affairs commissioner”, told the Funke media group of local newspapers. “It should be possible for a child to have up to four people with an entitlement to custody,” he said.
READ MORE:OutRage! activist who rocked the establishment|Landmark win for gay, trans workers|Faith educators v gay students|Coalition united on kids’ rights

A rainbow family is one in which at least one parent is gay, lesbian, trans, bisexual or queer. A patchwork or stepfamily involves at least one parent with a child from a previous relationship.

One example cited by the Greens is when a lesbian couple has a child. Under the present law only the biological mother is automatically recognised as a parent, while her partner has to adopt the child to gain parental rights.

The reform would not only extend parenthood to both women but also allow them to identify the biological father of the child as its third parent.

Dorothee Bar, 43, an MP from the Bavarian Christian Social Union party, said the reforms threatened the “foundations of society”.

Gerhard Papke, 60, of the Free Democratic Party, tweeted: “What supposedly serves the interests of the children is in truth a dangerous attack on the family, the core of a free society.”

The Times

EvilElvis
EvilElvis
January 17, 2022 8:02 pm

A lot of talk about vaxxed or unvaxxed deaths but no one is focusing on the fact that the deaths are all old fucking codgers.

Newsflash boomers, you will die one day. Maybe you should just start drinking the blood of the young to invigorate your waning years, god knows it would probably be more moral than selling all youngsters down vaccines shit creek.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 8:03 pm

It was swiftly determined that he, at best, would have been a babe in arms in 1949…

He also had Clark Kent level hearing when it came to bombing raids.

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 8:03 pm

The Communist Party of Australia leader and totalitarian-wannabe who had a part in instigating the NSW Coal Miners’ strike in 1949, in an abortive attempt at proviking a Communist Revolution, whom Chifley had to send the Army in to break.
yep- that’s what Dad told me. A concerted attempt to destabilize the country.

JC
JC
January 17, 2022 8:04 pm

Elvis

Honest question, as opposed to dishonest. Do you consider you’ve led a successful life?

Baba
Baba
January 17, 2022 8:04 pm

Sancho Panzersays:
January 17, 2022 at 7:54 pm
Babababa Bundy!
Right on cue.
Here to defend the clubhouse leader Greta Thumbstix.

Who could I be defending twostix from? It’s a mystery. Unless the cap fits.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 8:05 pm

Maybe you should just start drinking the blood of the young to invigorate your waning years,

Breaking news, Elvis is Nancy Pelosi.
Someone inform SRR.

Timothy Neilson
Timothy Neilson
January 17, 2022 8:06 pm

In France, many restaurants, hotels, etc. change their status to a PRIVATE CLUB. This way they don’t have to ask the client for a Covid passport. New customers become “members” in less than 1 minute and for free. Thus, this restaurant is no longer “public”, but private.

British pubs used to do that to get the same relaxed licencing rules as the Mayfair gentlemen’s clubs like The Reform and the Athenaeum.
Remember the Winchester Club in “Minder”?
I’m not sure how the authorities managed to put the proles back in their place without inconveniencing the chaps at White’s or Boodle’s, but as best I’m aware the pubs can’t do it now. (Though in general it hardly matters with licensing laws much more relaxed anyway.)

cohenite
January 17, 2022 8:06 pm

Steve Hilton describes biden as he deserves to be described: a vindictive, corrupt, racist, lying, senile dog; 6 minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP135iYydrs

JC
JC
January 17, 2022 8:07 pm

Who could I be defending twostix from? It’s a mystery. Unless the cap fits.

Baba

It’s not a mystery. Stix is doing a racist version of Pocahontas Warren co-mingled with a bit of aboriginal ancestral worship. Interesting combo really.

bespoke
bespoke
January 17, 2022 8:07 pm

JC loves them.

And Tassels.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 17, 2022 8:08 pm

Nah. The Communist Party of Australia leader and totalitarian-wannabe who had a part in instigating the NSW Coal Miners’ strike in 1949,

Served time in the jug for “sedition.”

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 8:09 pm

but as best I’m aware the pubs can’t do it now.

That’s what happens when you have corporates move in & consolidate.
In 20 years, the owner/operator pub model will be a fraction of what it is today.
Or concentrated in rural areas.
Or only the shittiest, geezer infested pubs that would make Lock Stock look like Disneyland.

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 8:12 pm

Steve Hilton describes biden as he deserves to be described: a vindictive, corrupt, racist, lying, senile dog

A life long political parasite, the Senator from MBNA. Only one quibble with the above- dogs can be loyal and courageous. The old thief is neither. Just a tired, evil corruptocrat.

EvilElvis
EvilElvis
January 17, 2022 8:14 pm

Do you consider you’ve led a successful life?

Reasonably successful I feel, JC.

As far as being a female Democrat speaker of the house goes anyway.

bespoke
bespoke
January 17, 2022 8:14 pm

Franksays:
January 17, 2022 at 7:56 pm

Vegetable Oil for Diesel | Top Gear

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 8:14 pm

cohenite, please don’t link to videos of men wearing v-neck t-shirts under a sports jacket.
To quote Ross Cameron, it’s intensely gay.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

In 20 years, the owner/operator pub model will be a fraction of what it is today.
Or concentrated in rural areas.

Already is.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 8:16 pm

As far as being a female Democrat speaker of the house goes anyway.

You old bag, I knew you’d slip up.
Enjoy your 20k fridge while you can.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 17, 2022 8:17 pm

Euro weenies stumbled onto the law of economic rent.
It reduces the speculation that we see here in Australia.

Bern – I’m always amused when the blond black-clad sadocellar real-estate agent madam turns up to inspect next door, which is a rental. She does so each half year, sternly with a clipboard and a pen. Tick, tick, tick. I must be like getting a six monthly colostomy exam. Anyone undergoing such scrutiny would be rapidly converted to the idea of owning a house, even with sizeable mortgage payments.

I suspect European landlords have also discovered the idea of benign neglect. Leave them unto their devices so long as they pay up regularly. Here in Oz renting is psychological torture. So much of what happens in a nation is due to evolved culture.

Cassie of Sydney
January 17, 2022 8:19 pm

A few hours ago I walked up (with my walking stick…my walking is slowly getting better) to my local IGA to get some milk and frozen peas. On the way back I saw a woman who lives upstairs from me. She was walking towards me and she was yelling…””Do you have any rats?”

Somewhat perturbed at the thought of rats running lurking in my nice block of units, I responded “No I don’t have any rats and I certainly haven’t seen any rats lurking”.

She said….”No, I’m talking about the Covid RAT tests (Rapid Antigen Tests), the local pharmacy has a delivery and you should go up and get some.”

I said “oh” and then I said “no thanks, I don’t need them”.

She was quite surprised at my lack of enthusiasm.

She then said to me that she was going to alert others in the block.

I said “good luck”.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 8:20 pm

I suspect European landlords have also discovered the idea of benign neglect

Discovered it?
They invented it.

EvilElvis
EvilElvis
January 17, 2022 8:23 pm

Enjoy your 20k fridge while you can.

Did I tell you that thing can pump some ice cubes out. Real cold ice. Just slightly warmer than the ‘blood’ running through my veins.

Now were did I put those virgin tears? This skin can’t stay this supple and youthful on its own.

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 8:24 pm

Every block of flats has its Dorrie Evans.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 17, 2022 8:24 pm

‘people who have been here 100, 200 years or more, know a little more’

Translated:

‘Y’all think you’re’n better n me?’

I’m not entirely sure my ancestors, who got here in the 1840s sat down and passed lore through the generations about the filth that would turn up one day, eat sugar the kanakas harvested, ride on railway lines and drink water from dams the wops built and live in houses on slabs that different wops laid using wheelbarrows and wearing hankies with knots tied in the corners.

This country is what it is because of ‘those people’, who in large part did it far fucking harder both in their original countries and this one than a very significant proportion of ‘native’ Skips* whose primary concerns appear to be breakfast bongs and the dole.

And how someone else made their lives harder, and it’s always someone else’s fault their lives come in at 99% instead of the 10,000% they thought they were entitled to.

*Disclaimer: Skip. Thoroughbred Skip.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 8:25 pm

My brother does the whole genealogy/family tree thingy.
I know, right?
At least it’s not trainspotting I suppose.
But I digress.
Just checked the latest chart.
I have at least one ancestor in each generation who emigrated from all over Europe and the UK.
One in each generation between 1815 and 1952.
So I am not sure where that leaves me on Greta Thumbstix’s Great Australian Floorboards Totem Pole of superiority.

Boambee John
Boambee John
January 17, 2022 8:25 pm

Twostix

Are you the same Johanna that spent your entire life working in the Canberra APS?

The Johanna living in Queanbeyan has to my recollection also held jobs in Sydney

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 8:26 pm

Oops.
Same thing said in slightly different ways.

calli
calli
January 17, 2022 8:27 pm

Every block of flats has its Dorrie Evans.

And hopefully no pantyhose strangler.

Frank
Frank
January 17, 2022 8:28 pm

Yikes! On the MyGov website.

Connect your myGovID Digital Identity to your myGov account. Your Digital Identity is a simple, safe, secure way to prove who you are online.

Might pass on the offer of that particular service.

Bushkid
Bushkid
January 17, 2022 8:28 pm

PeterW says:
January 17, 2022 at 4:48 pm
I’d very much like to know if there has in fact been any risk/benefit analysis carried out with these jabs.
You know damned well that it hasn’t.

Indeed I do Peter, consider my question partly rhetorical. What I question is what, if any, ongoing and current research is being conducted.

I’d like to know the real numbers of covid “from” instead of “with” (we all know they’re utterly unreliable as is), the real number of jab injuries (yes, we all know the reporting is utterly inadequate and injuries are grossly underreported), what cohort/s are more susceptible to what jab injuries (so who should be avoiding them) etc.

We also know that the jab manufacturers have not been forthcoming with genuine original test results, nor with ingredients, nor with a reason why some batches of their products have much higher rates of injury and death than others. I’m not even sure that they have acknowledged that particular problem themselves yet.

We’re so damned deep in this mess now, it’s going to be very difficult for governments to extricate themselves – even if they want to. The harm already done is far too much, and the future harm is as yet unknown, although the potential for serious harm has certainly been raised – but is being censored.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 17, 2022 8:28 pm

Seriously, that’s up there in the pantheon with St. Ruth’s ‘only white Anglo Saxon men can save us.’

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 8:29 pm

Johanna’s comments and anecdotes are generally pretty good. Always funny when she gets JC going.

Cassie of Sydney
January 17, 2022 8:30 pm

“Dorrie Evans”

Who?

Bons
Bons
January 17, 2022 8:30 pm

I knew a fella who was part of the Army unit sent to strikebreak at Lithgow.
It was a giggle for him. Absolute work to rule, they wanted to string it out as long as possible.
He claimed that the whole thing was totaly disorganised. They were paid in cash weekly, but there were no pay sheets and no signing.
Once paid, the smarter diggers moved over to the next pay queue and went through again.
Sounds about right.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 8:30 pm

Frank, you might not have been around when this topic came up before.
All your records are linked.
Whether you want the convenience of that is another thing altogether.
The government didn’t spend billions on the project in the hope that you’d link your records.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 17, 2022 8:30 pm

She was quite surprised at my lack of enthusiasm.

RATs are like tulips. I’m calling it. We’re in a RAT Bubble.

jupes
jupes
January 17, 2022 8:32 pm

Also, the military failures and stuff ups since that time and the incredibly bloated military hardware costs the West now endures.

Consider this. It took five years – and (probably) hundreds of millions of dollars – for Australia to NOT design a submarine. Design, not build. A diesel-electric sub. The same propulsion system the RAN has been running since 1914. Not one meter of steel was cut. The build was scheduled to take at least a decade before the first sub would have been commissioned into the RAN.

Can you imagine Churchill’s reaction if the MOD came to him with a two decade timeline to build an obsolete submarine? But we live in different times. This utterly pointless and wasteful timeline was perfectly acceptable to Australian government and defence bureaucrats.

calli
calli
January 17, 2022 8:33 pm

“Dorrie Evans”

Number 96. Wife of Herb.

“Beresk.”

rosie
rosie
January 17, 2022 8:33 pm

I have no doubt you are right Bon, but I was only really suggesting options for Europeans living in Europe.

I’m hoping Marseilles is better than your one time descriptions as I plan to stay there for a couple days, sometime soon.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 8:33 pm

Cassie of Sydneysays:

January 17, 2022 at 8:30 pm

“Dorrie Evans”

Who?

Bing Bong!
Johnny-come-lately alert!
Bing Bong!

cohenite
January 17, 2022 8:34 pm

cohenite, please don’t link to videos of men wearing v-neck t-shirts under a sports jacket.
To quote Ross Cameron, it’s intensely gay.

That’s not true; that’s how I’ve dressed for years; and I’m not gay; except in respect of head prefect.

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 8:36 pm

Pat McDonald was best-known for two long-running soap opera roles. She played comical malaproping gossip Dorrie Evans in the popular serial Number 96 between 1972 and 1977

Showing my age.

Cassie of Sydney
January 17, 2022 8:36 pm

“Number 96.”

Oh. Was she Abigail’s mother?

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 8:37 pm

.Bing
.Bong

rosie
rosie
January 17, 2022 8:37 pm

Last of mine arrived in 1884, first in 1835, convict inlaws (and servants, in one case) but that’s as close as I get.

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 8:38 pm

This utterly pointless and wasteful timeline was perfectly acceptable to Australian government and defence bureaucrats.

Which again points to the malicious incompetence of canbra

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 8:39 pm

Can you imagine Churchill’s reaction if the MOD came to him with a two decade timeline to build an obsolete submarine? 

I think it was a favourite motto of the designer of the Spitfire:-

Second best, tomorrow!

Meaning we will lose the war if we waste years designing the perfect aircraft.

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 8:39 pm

Claire Horton was Bev’s (Abigail’s) mother.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 8:39 pm

Seriously, that’s up there in the pantheon with St. Ruth’s ‘only white Anglo Saxon men can save us.’

Also, Christian.
KD, you can’t forget the Christian element.

MatrixTransform
January 17, 2022 8:40 pm

A somewhat dangerous argument that length of tenure of “your people” gives you some sort of special insight and precedence over others

and 58,800 years ago the genesis of a cogent argument started to form in Sancho’s scone.

and then it only took another 200 years to type into up the internet

Bam !

wait wait … he’s got this

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 8:41 pm

rosiesays:

January 17, 2022 at 8:37 pm

Last of mine arrived in 1884, first in 1835, convict inlaws (and servants, in one case) but that’s as close as I get.

Congratulations!
You are at level 8 on Greta Thumbstix’s Great Australian Floorboards Totem Pole!

calli
calli
January 17, 2022 8:41 pm

No, no. She and Herb occupied the ground floor flat. So she could keep an eye on “goings on”.

Abigail was killed by the pantyhose murderer, and the gay guys lived in the flat above.

I worked with Joe Hasham’s cousin at the bank. Sydney was a small place back then.

rosie
rosie
January 17, 2022 8:42 pm

.I’m delighted!

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 8:42 pm

Happy to white-knight Greta’s racism, MT?

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 8:43 pm

Yeah it was a lot more cozy in those days.

MatrixTransform
January 17, 2022 8:43 pm

I can only start with succeeding generations of little Angers, whose formative experiences as tantrums will lead them (when they mature into grown Angers) to teach their little tantrums in turn.

do you have a Gantt chart?

I’ll look it over

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 17, 2022 8:43 pm

Ah yes. The Christian element.

Great great great great great great great uncle Fergus who died in the Potato Famine would be mortified.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 8:45 pm

Homer : Potato Man
Security at U2: Where have ya bin ?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 8:46 pm

Hey Greta.
I think both Arky’s missus and Razey’s missus might be “Johnny-come-latelys” too.
And possibly even a bit … you know … Asian.

calli
calli
January 17, 2022 8:46 pm

I know what Stix meant. He’s worried sick about his family and what all this is leading to. I’m happy to allow him a good rant.

And even if I didn’t he’d still have one.

rosie
rosie
January 17, 2022 8:48 pm

Don’t be silly Sancho.
Catlicks aren’t Christian.
If you are asked the ‘Christians’ cohort in the US they would repudiate that notion most vehemently.

rosie
rosie
January 17, 2022 8:49 pm

A big percentage here too.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 17, 2022 8:50 pm

Put it this way.

I’ll listen to some of the Eastern Europeans who turned up in the late 40s and 50s about what makes a better country before I pay attention to some third generation welfare-reliant arse-coucher who reckons he’s owed because Aunty Bridget had red hair and green eyes.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 17, 2022 8:52 pm

I think it was a favourite motto of the designer of the Spitfire:-

Second best, tomorrow!

Yeah, except at the time it was the best fighter plane on the planet.
Designing something which works and is excellent is the sign of genius, like Barnes-Wallis.
Not to undersell Rolls-Royce and the superb Merlin engine.

rosie
rosie
January 17, 2022 8:54 pm

I agree KD.
It’s a bit like Aboriginals claiming to be experiencing genetic genocide.
Some people are just born whingers.

MatrixTransform
January 17, 2022 8:55 pm

Happy to white-knight Greta’s racism, MT?

UR so woke, Gaia wants your babies

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 8:55 pm

callisays:

January 17, 2022 at 8:46 pm

I know what Stix meant. He’s worried sick about his family and what all this is leading to. I’m happy to allow him a good rant.

Nup.
It was pure unadulterated and inexcusable racism aimed at whole generations of post-war Australian immigrants and I suspect also specifically aimed at two posters here who have his measure.
Yes, yes, I know, the hand-patters and white-knights will be along with a glib, “but, gee, he didn’t mention particular racial groups”.
Come off it.
“We who have been here for 100-200 years” = Anglo-Celtic immigrants.
“Johnny-come-latelys” = post WW2 Southern European and Asian immigrants who really don’t know how things work ’round these parts.

Fat Tony
Fat Tony
January 17, 2022 8:56 pm

calli says:
January 17, 2022 at 8:46 pm
I know what Stix meant. He’s worried sick about his family and what all this is leading to. I’m happy to allow him a good rant.

Same here – but the village idiots, led by Sancho Panzer / Professor Higgins / Leigh Lowe, jump on the ridicule bandwagon – which is the limit if their capabilities.

SP / PH / LL – have you retired your little sock “Nick ” back to the undies drawer? Haven’t seen him for a while.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 8:56 pm

rosiesays:

January 17, 2022 at 8:48 pm

Don’t be silly Sancho.
Catlicks aren’t Christian.

Wut?
Where’d you get that?

rosie
rosie
January 17, 2022 8:59 pm

The church steeple has stolen my sunshine, time to take my french picture book and find a sunny spot at the harbour.

MatrixTransform
January 17, 2022 8:59 pm

It was pure unadulterated and inexcusable racism

he’s got this … we’re gonna a get a rational argument soon.

wait for it … soon … he’s like so got this

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 9:00 pm

Tony.
Was it you that posted something about the Cash Restrictions Bill here the other day?
I saw it in passing but can’t recall who posted it.
Sounded interesting but I forgot to bookmark it.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 17, 2022 9:01 pm

do you have a Gantt chart?

I’ll look it over

I’d prefer to start with a Mrs. Anger.

Papercuts on one’s fingers are bad enough…

miltonf
miltonf
January 17, 2022 9:01 pm

2stix is the one who hates boomers right? Like anyone born between 1945 and 1960 is a Mike Carlton or Quentin Bryce?

shatterzzz
January 17, 2022 9:04 pm

Once paid, the smarter diggers moved over to the next pay queue and went through again.
Sounds about right.

When I was a paper boy back in the early 1960s in County Durham we used to get paid weekly for Monday to Saturday (morning & afternoon) 1/6d a home delivery round ( 12 = 18shillings a week) but Sunday because of the size and number of different papers we used to get 5 shillings (cash) .. it took two trips to do Sunday cos of weight of papers .. the newsagent opened at 6.00am and being a morning person I, generally, was there on opening and would do both my rounds by 8.30 .. but, early on, I twigged that the counter staff changed over around 9 so if you came back about 9.15 you just asked for your pay as if you hadn’t already got it after the 1 st round … ended up double paid every Sunday for 3 years and never queried …..
It also began my lifelong luv of reading .. used to borrow the paperbacks off the rack and return ’em when read … 1st novel I ever read start to finish .. DR. NO (James Bond) .. Ian Fleming

MatrixTransform
January 17, 2022 9:05 pm

I never knew how raciss and bigoted this forum was

thanks Sancho and Milt

is there a charity I can give to for the underprivileged for atonement?

you know, like helping schoolgirls to develop debating skills.

… or something like that?

Fair Shake
Fair Shake
January 17, 2022 9:09 pm

Dear Mr Djokovic,

Thank you. Thank you for visiting Australia albeit briefly. Thank you for standing up for your beliefs. Thank you for challenging our vax rules and getting a win in the first round. But mostly I’d like to thank you for highlighting what an absolute shit show of a country we have become. When I read they were canceling your visa and you stepped up to the net I grabbed my popcorn. We all knew the shit was going to go down …and up and all around. And you did not disappoint. That shit landed everywhere and on everyone. Scomo, the Feds, The AO, Craig Tilley, the Vic Labor Government, Chairman Dan Andrews, Foley, talkback radio dimwits and many more within the Academy of Danistan.
Reflecting on the hypocrisy, the Vikpol overreach, the every changing rules, So much shit worn by small business and everyday people. And now the shit went around at the top. And what a mighty shit show it was. I have enjoyed every moment. I sure hope all of that shit sticks but alas I have little faith in my fellow countrymen.
Djoka, I know not when you will be back in Australia but I would like to buy you a beer champ. This has been by far the most entertaining tennis shit I’ve watched in a long time.

Thank you…. to quote someone else … you magnificent Serb Bastard!

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 17, 2022 9:11 pm

‘jump on the ridicule bandwagon’

What’s not to ridicule? Why would you not ridicule something like that?

You don’t have to jump on the ridicule bandwagon when it arrives with a flourish of death metal, and a little crane picks you up and plonks you on a Jason recliner right in the middle of the tray.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 9:12 pm

Post WWII, a semi educated migrant could come to Australia with minimal English, next to no money & within a generation be an incredible success (on the basis of assets, income, cashflow).

Now if you did the same thing, unless you were working purely with the community from the country you came from, it’s a lot less likely.
Not impossible though.

Ie, Mandarin speaker working in property or a Sri Lankan (post paying off the goons you paid to get here) who becomes part of that migration scam preying on other Sri Lankans.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 17, 2022 9:12 pm

1st novel I ever read start to finish .. DR. NO

Devoured all of Fleming’s Bond series in late primary I think, maybe early HS, although I was discovering SF then. They were short and sharp and fun!

I’ve never read any of the Divine Agatha. They were an institution in school, traded from student to student like stamps, but the stories never interested me. Go figure. Loved the Bony novels though. I have no idea what the woke think of them.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 9:13 pm

The migrant experience hasn’t just changed in Australia.
It’s changed globally.

Boambee John
Boambee John
January 17, 2022 9:14 pm

Sanchez

I think it was a favourite motto of the designer of the Spitfire:-

Second best, tomorrow!

Admiral Gorshkov, driver of the expansion of the Soviet Navy in the 1960s and 1970s: Comrade, “best” is the enemy of “good enough”.

Ed Case
Ed Case
January 17, 2022 9:16 pm

A generation is 30 years, calculated as the median age between a woman’s first child and her last.
You’ve generally got to go back to GG/Parents to get sample size.
So, Baby Boomers start 1/1/1941 to 31/12/1970
It checks out on State Schools Admissions Registers too, there was a boom in enrollments in January 1947 and it tapered off sharply in 1977.
The vast majority commenting here are Baby Boomers.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 17, 2022 9:17 pm

Ed.

On the exCat, you said you were 62.

You old boomer, you. That is, of course, unless you were making stuff up.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 17, 2022 9:19 pm

Loved the Bony novels though

You’d know the story behind the writing of “The Sands of Windee” then?

Zyconoclast
Zyconoclast
January 17, 2022 9:19 pm

South Australia sourced an average of just over 100 per cent of the electricity it needed from renewable power for 6½ days leading up to December 29 last year – a record for the state and perhaps for comparable energy grids around the world.

Professor Mountain said despite missteps over the years, South Australia’s success in renewables was due to a consistent bipartisan determination to speed up energy transition. He said the state had advantages in its transition because it was a comparatively small market, with good connections to Victoria.

Mr Eldridge said his data showed significant “curtailment” during the six-day period, meaning renewables providers did not generate as much power as they could have. This suggests progress is being made towards the SA government’s plan to become a net exporter of renewable power via interconnectors and a future green hydrogen industry, he said.

Boambee John
Boambee John
January 17, 2022 9:23 pm

Dick Ed

A generation is 30 years, calculated as the median age between a woman’s first child and her last.
You’ve generally got to go back to GG/Parents to get sample size.
So, Baby Boomers start 1/1/1941 to 31/12/1970

So, that makes Gen X from 1 Jan 1971 to 31 Dec 2000, Gen Y from 1 Jan 2001 to 31 Dec 2030, and the Millennials don’t exist yet?

Good one Dick.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 9:24 pm

miltonfsays:

January 17, 2022 at 9:01 pm

2stix is the one who hates boomers right?

Oh, yeah.
Anyone born between 1945 and 1960.
And immigrants who arrived post 1945.
A big list.
You know it makes sense.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 17, 2022 9:27 pm

Ed, please post something.

Just so I can say ‘OK boomer.’

Dot
Dot
January 17, 2022 9:27 pm

The US Army is going to crush it by fucking football dudes from the nearest frat house.

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/army-privates-booty-shake-for-our-enemies/

That will scare the shit out of Yuan and his south of the Yalu conrade, Jeongyul.

I for one welcome (as would have Sharkey) our North Korean overlords.

Ka ham sam nee dam.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 9:29 pm

Knuckle Draggersays:

January 17, 2022 at 9:11 pm

‘jump on the ridicule bandwagon’

What’s not to ridicule? Why would you not ridicule something like that?

Was it Stormin’ Norman Schwarzkopf who coined the phrase “target-rich environment”.

Dr Faustus
Dr Faustus
January 17, 2022 9:29 pm

British pubs used to do that to get the same relaxed licencing rules as the Mayfair gentlemen’s clubs like The Reform and the Athenaeum.

This is a loong time ago.
At 10:30pm, chucking out time, some pubs would become ‘food service’ – which had no time limit on selling grog.

If you wanted to stay and drink, you had to buy food. Which was a shrivelled green salad, cling-filmed onto a paper plate.

Cost, 50p.
(25p refunded if you returned the plate unopened as you left.)

Mainly a big city pub thing. Small pub landlords wanted to tidy up and go to bed.

bespoke
bespoke
January 17, 2022 9:29 pm

sticks gives as good as he gives and them some.

I’m always suspicious of peace makers as it tends to be selective even on the rare occasion when it has the best intensions.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
January 17, 2022 9:30 pm

Ahem, scroll down to named Generations:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation

rickw
rickw
January 17, 2022 9:30 pm

Did you see this link above? Outright murder.

7 year old having a heart attack and dying after being jabbed. Totally fucking normal.

When will the psychopathic arseholes in the Australian Government stop?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 9:31 pm

They took our jerbs.
We only wanted those jerbs so we could take sickies and go on compo, but that is not the point.

Baba
Baba
January 17, 2022 9:31 pm

rosiesays:
January 17, 2022 at 8:48 pm
Don’t be silly Sancho.
Catlicks aren’t Christian.

If I got a hankering to have a Commo bestie, Pope Che would be my first choice.

Ed Case
Ed Case
January 17, 2022 9:31 pm

I tell a lotta lies, pal.
Ron Shand, his catchphrase was “Wacko The Chook!'[
No idea what it meant, used to hear blokes from the Wars Generation [1/1/1911 to 31/12/1940 say that once in a while.
McCackey Mansions finished about ten years before my time,
Roy Rene’s catchphrase was
“Cop this, Young Harry!”
Haven’t heard that for a while either.

Baba
Baba
January 17, 2022 9:32 pm

God bless

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 17, 2022 9:33 pm

Good one Dick.

Don’t pick on Grogs. He’s still dealing with how he got the “Coumo Express” saga wrong by ten years, several thousand sheep, and about seven countries.

calli
calli
January 17, 2022 9:34 pm

Oh, I’m a highly suspicious character, bespoke.

My radar goes to high alert with incorrigible troublemakers and snarks.

Thefrollickingmole
Thefrollickingmole
January 17, 2022 9:35 pm

SpokesMao from Oxfam on nein news doing a whine about Palmer/ Twiggy/Reinhardt being rich.

The slogan on the greenscreen behind her,
“ the future is equal”

Totally not a watermelon organisation.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 9:35 pm

I’m always suspicious of peace makers as it tends to be selective …

Standy for either:-
.1 The Schrodinger’s Douchebag defence (Oooh. That didn’t go down well … “Ummm. I was only joking”); or
.2 The old St Ruth classic. “I was being deliberately outrageous to shock you sheeple into action”

Ed Case
Ed Case
January 17, 2022 9:37 pm

They took our jerbs.
We only wanted those jerbs so we could take sickies and go on compo, but that is not the point.

Yeah, when Ford Broadmeadows shut down, 60% of the workforce spoke a language other than English in the home.
So they did take our fucking jobs, and the made such a fucking hash of it that no one wanted to buy a Falcon anymore.
No doubt the same shit happened at GMH.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 17, 2022 9:37 pm

‘I tell a lotta lies, pal.’

Duh.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 9:37 pm

“Catholics aren’t Christians”?
Clearly some sort of in-joke I didn’t see the first time around.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 9:41 pm

Knuckle Draggersays:

January 17, 2022 at 9:37 pm

‘I tell a lotta lies, pal.’

.1 Joe Burns can bat.
.2 Your MyHealthRecord is totally secure.
.3 Mummy died of natural causes.

rosie
rosie
January 17, 2022 9:41 pm

Here I am.
I have found the old railway station, part faces the street and is now a cafe and part is roofless, ivychoked and derelict, behind a locked rusty gate, or I’d have had a closer look.
The bus station is just an ugly concrete shelter with a sign saying bus station (in French)
Two services tomorrow both with 55 seats available so looks like I will be only passenger.
No doubt they run, passengers or not.
When I get to Bastio I shall decide whether to stay a little longer on Corsica or ferry on to Marseilles, there is still a train service in the north and west of Corsica and I am tempted to continue on by train to Ajaccio because I do like trains.
It might depend whether the weather is as fine and sunny as it is here.
Though to be honest a car would be the best option for exploring here and in Sardinia but while I don’t mind driving on my own in the US, between narrow, twisty roads and baffling signage, here I’d rather not.
And I’m sure the French don’t want me creeping along at 50 km an hour either.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 17, 2022 9:45 pm

You’d know the story behind the writing of “The Sands of Windee” then?

Zulu – I read it only about fifty years ago…so no I don’t. 😀

No internet back then, just books in the school library. I haven’t reread any of Upfield’s since: I’m still not a reader of detective fiction. One day maybe I’ll give it a go starting with Sherlock, I think.

Boambee John
Boambee John
January 17, 2022 9:46 pm

Dick Ed

I tell a lotta lies, pal.

We’ve noticed.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 9:47 pm

Greta Thumbstix.
I don’t know how to break this to you, but … well, here goes nothing …
You do know that Novak Djokovic is … is … a wog, right?

rosie
rosie
January 17, 2022 9:48 pm

I’ve just finished No Orchids for Miss Blandish.
James Hadley Chase seemed to have been as keen on spanking as John Wayne.
And a Dashiell Hammett short story.
Both books had female characters allowed to ‘get away with murder’.

Twostix
Twostix
January 17, 2022 9:48 pm

The hive is abuzz with blowins. Angry! How dare Australians but proud of what came before them and what our ancestors created! This is a proud multicultural country since 1978, that actually started in 1950, and don’t you forget it!

Cuckservatism defined.

We’ve got knuckle draggers cringe worthy ABC docudrama multicultural version of Australian history, a little screed I could read anytime on Green Left Weekly “Multicultural Australia – the oppression of minorities by lazy racist settlers”.

And Leigh Lowe busting out the ” yeah, but aborigines! So Checkmate!”.

All perfectly channeling the hard left – ABC version of history.

Back here in reality the country was built by my ancestors and some old bint who turned up in 1950, then promptly went on the dole all her life in Canberra, isn’t going to tell me what to say and think and do about it.

JC
JC
January 17, 2022 9:49 pm

Calli

Tell us what you think stix means.

Twostix
Twostix
January 17, 2022 9:55 pm

The reason conservatives don’t conserve anything at all, is right here in this thread.

Next we’ll be hearing about aboriginal massacres and the stolen generation.

What’s the difference between the hard left ideas and “conservatives”?

10 years.

bespoke
bespoke
January 17, 2022 9:57 pm

Being proud your ancestors can be positive motivator build upon but when it’s wrapped up in inherited virtue it has always ended up in disaster.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 9:57 pm

Greta Thumbstix.
You aren’t Arthur Calwell by any chance are you?
I mean, sorry if I just doxxed you, but …

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 17, 2022 9:58 pm

Here I am.

Sounds like a fine place to be too Rosie. Corsica is one of those wonderful feral corners of Europe, like the Basque country and maybe parts of the Carpathians. Never really pacified, the locals seem do their own thing.

Ed Case
Ed Case
January 17, 2022 9:59 pm

Look, i’m going out a limb here and saying that Twostix is another of Sancho’s wacky Queensland characters.
It can’t top “Struth” tho, the line:

I think Knuckle Dragger is a good bloke

Poignant, yet not quite Bathos

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
January 17, 2022 10:00 pm

SpokesMao from Oxfam on nein news doing a whine about Palmer/ Twiggy/Reinhardt being rich.

Frollicking a mate who was part of Operation Astute putting the tribal genie back in the bottle in Dili in 2006 hates Oxfam with a passion. Every patrol he did near or through the IDP camp on the Airport entrance he reckons some mainland Eurotrash Oxfam bint would be snicking her nose in. He reckons it was a hotbed of gang activity especially with the riots that were going on, they had done a few cordon and search ops of that area. Anyway the Oxfam worker wouldn’t see the obvious till one night when my mate said they turned on her. She wanted the Army in there after that apparently.

The rub of it is that the ADF/Fed Pol knew the area was an issue, ditto East Timor Government who said that Oxfam and the UN should stop feeding these people so they can go home (Might have been Ramos Horta?). Dili was secured by 4 companies of Australians, an SF detachment, a Kiwi company, AFP & NZ POL in numbers, Portuguese GNR and they were bringing the PNTL back online.

I have heard some even more robust distaste of European NGO’s from his Rwanda Vet mates on the time I had the pleasure to meet one ANZAC Day. I don’t give a cracker to any of them now.

JC
JC
January 17, 2022 10:01 pm

Next we’ll be hearing about aboriginal massacres and the stolen generation.

I’m from the Olympic Dam tribe, what do you want to hear about our stolen and the nightly bombing raids that destroyed our cities as Bruce Pascoe has cited?

bespoke
bespoke
January 17, 2022 10:02 pm

Next we’ll be hearing about aboriginal massacres and the stolen generation.

Rubbish! you used the same excuse for entitlement as they do. So nullifying your own argument. Hay I guess Iv live in Australia longer then you, does that count?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 10:06 pm

Rubbish! you used the same excuse for entitlement as they do. 

Yes.
Way to miss the point.
Anyone arguing they have some sort of special insight or superiority merely by dint of how long a string of ancestors have been here is full of it.
Be they of Aboriginal or Anglo-Celtic heritage.

Ed Case
Ed Case
January 17, 2022 10:06 pm

I’m proud of my ancestors, my Gran’Pappy was on the Titanic you know?
If you ever saw
A Night to Remember
on a Saddy Arvo on the ABC 55 years ago, you’ll remember Purser Kenneth More helping the women and children into the lifeboats and there’s this guy dressed like Aunty Jack stepping demurely off the doomed Vessel.
That was my Gran’Pappy Justin.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 17, 2022 10:06 pm

ABC docudrama. Yeah nah, and you know it stix.

I’ve had my share of barneys with johanna, but have yet to (and call me crazy, but I don’t think I ever will) use the ‘we grew here, you flew here’ line.

It’s not about your fanciful oppression of minority groups. It was and is about your undisguised promotion of people’s heritage as an indicator of correctness.

As I told St. Ruth, the other major player in this game the other day, I can out-blue collar and out-bogan anyone in this country. With that said, I can guarantee that that appalling shitshow you posted earlier tonight was nothing more than backwoods hillbilly entitlement based on who your grandparents were.

Much like Bird, you start nice – eloquent sometimes, even – and then, incrementally, the source of the perceived problem is revealed. ‘Uh huh, he ain’t no white anglo God-fearin’ fella.’ Have a crack at shatterzzz if you like – he’s both a recent immigrant and a boomer. Your quinella.

If this parochial, pineapple flag-waving shit continues I’m going to start talking about one of Quenthland’s once-favourite pastimes.

Blackbirding. Maybe the folk that started that ‘knew a little more.’

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 10:08 pm

I’m from the Olympic Dam tribe

I was there first, you … you … Gianni-come-lately you!

Twostix
Twostix
January 17, 2022 10:09 pm

There’s an entire century and a half of rich deep political history in Australia before the 1950’s – which, listening to cuckservatives is the true beginning of Australia (deemed so by the left since 1975, a fake history construct furiously resisted by conservatives until…2022, apparently).

It’s extremely telling that none of the cuck blowins know a single thing about any of it, and their instinctual reaction – almost Pavlovian, is to start mouthing the approved, one dimensional view of history that the ABC and cultural left have given them.

JC
JC
January 17, 2022 10:11 pm

Wouldn’t be cool going to dinner parties and people asking what you and you answer..

Oh, I own Olympic Dam. I own the Dam and I’m having BHP mine it for me

Dot
Dot
January 17, 2022 10:13 pm

I have white ancestors here back to 1820.

Do I qualify for anything?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 10:13 pm

Joh Bjelke Petersen.
Wuz he born here?
I don’t believe he wuz.
And wut sorta name is Bjelke Petersen?
Sounds furrin to me.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 17, 2022 10:13 pm

‘approved, one-dimensional view of history’

Again. No. Squealing about ‘lefties’ and that other shitshow, the ABC is a piss-poor deflection from your original argument, which left no room for doubt as to whether it was accidental.

Dot
Dot
January 17, 2022 10:14 pm

Early colonial history in Australia is actually awesome and if you think it is boring, you haven’t gone deep enough.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 10:14 pm

almost Pavlovian, 

Pavlov?
Another wog!

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 17, 2022 10:15 pm

The Neil argument.

‘Anyone who disagrees with me on any subject is a leftie.’

What are your thoughts on Joe Burns, stix?

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 10:15 pm
feelthebern
feelthebern
January 17, 2022 10:17 pm

Social media has been more harmful to society than heroin & crack combined.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 17, 2022 10:18 pm

Early colonial history. Chockers with Chinese and Afghanis, not to mention the kanakas.

Oh! What a one-dimensional view!

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 17, 2022 10:18 pm

Dotsays:

January 17, 2022 at 10:13 pm

I have white ancestors here back to 1820.

Back to twenty past six?
That’s pretty recent Johnny-come-lately.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 17, 2022 10:18 pm

Next we’ll be hearing about aboriginal massacres and the stolen generation.

“Maybe two, maybe three hundred people, shot and burned by the mounted police” and the only forensic evidence ever found were a few bones, which could not be identified as human, some shell casings from a rifle which wasn’t police issue, and the ashes of a couple of campfires big enough to boil a billy of tea?

rosie
rosie
January 17, 2022 10:19 pm

I don’t know that much about the place Bruce, I do know they only became French (again?) in 1768, a lucky break for Napoleon. Photos of Porto-Vecchio around the town taken in the 50s and 60s look pretty miserable.
But unlike many towns in Southern Europe I’ve seen, the old town is now spruce, with new buildings matching the old and some obviously previously roofless with a couple of rows of new brickwork to the top floor and reroofed.
And lots of very expensive knick-knacks and regional foods for sale to tourists.

Dot
Dot
January 17, 2022 10:20 pm

That’s pretty recent Johnny-come-lately.

Sod off you sheep buggering, fine lace cloth and land stealing, rum hoarding convict and lobster scum.

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