Open Thread – Weekend 18 June 2022


Fishing Boats at Honfleur, Claude Monet, 1868

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Roger
Roger
June 19, 2022 6:17 pm

How do you cut inflation without increasing rates? By cutting government spending!

The last Australian politician who went into an election promising to cut government spending was Campbell Newman. It was brutal.

Eyrie
Eyrie
June 19, 2022 6:17 pm

Some asked about my generator. It is a MaxWatt MX3200i. Nominal 4 KVA, around 3 normally.
Appears to be a close copy of Honda 168F. My MaxWatt was only $729 on special at Mitre 10. ebay has plenty of gas/petrol carbies for this. https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/232084451628?hash=item36094fb12c:g:nIQAAOSwwEZhVKB-
Quite cheap.

Top Ender
Top Ender
June 19, 2022 6:17 pm

I am painting model soldiers at present for my wargames room.

Please don’t tell anyone.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
June 19, 2022 6:18 pm

Ed I am not engaging. You are trolling. Have a nice night.

Rabz
June 19, 2022 6:18 pm

Paw Paw, pshaw … 😕

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 6:19 pm

Causing the Perfesser to take some drastic action.

Yes.
I wondered why the Perfesser didn’t simply sin-bin the two stoushers.
I think he was on the brink of canning the whole shooting match, but for some intercession in the background.

Zipster
Zipster
June 19, 2022 6:19 pm

Abo flag on the harbour bridge? Exactly why?

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Division is unity.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 6:20 pm

Cassie of Sydneysays:

June 19, 2022 at 6:12 pm

I wouldn’t normally laugh at an old man falling off a bike but the footage of the Sniffer in Chief riding the bike, then stopping and falling sideways with the bike is hilarious

Needs a refresher course in Gravity Awareness.

You need to see the entry over at Michael Smith’s, then: 🙂

https://www.michaelsmithnews.com/2022/06/the-idea-is-to-stay-upright-joe-its-not-that-hard.html

And the comment reply from underminder:

Haha those Florida retirees are savage

‘BREAKING: Donald Trump has responded to the Biden Bike video on Truth Social.’

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1538244937153753088?s=20&t=nd11TFTpd0J9QqqriqUKOg

You just got sanctioned Joe now get back to work.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 6:21 pm

What’s your system, TE?

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 6:21 pm

FBT was another Keating brainfart. It wasn’t needed

Pure Keating Liar politics of envy. Going after “the big end of town” and catching the company mess.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 6:23 pm

The last Australian politician who went into an election promising to cut government spending was Campbell Newman. It was brutal.

Hell hath no fury like a [Deep] State Public Service with its trough threatened…

132andBush
132andBush
June 19, 2022 6:28 pm

Matrix,

that crunching noise is gears in Ed’s head

…if you stuck a piece of gypsum in his mouth and dragged him behind a car it’d trace a sinusoid down the road

I’ll do the same with monty and see if we can get em to sinc.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
June 19, 2022 6:29 pm

Abo flag on the harbour bridge? Exactly why? What other country flies two flags, to which the population should pledge allegience?

Don’t we also fly the Torres Strait Islander flag?

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 6:29 pm

I’ll do the same with monty and see if we can get em to sinc.

What if they end up 180 degrees out of phase?

Actually, that’s an admirable goal. Please continue

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 6:30 pm

Noddy Newman need to learn, “Slowly, slowly catchee monkey.”

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 6:33 pm

duncanmsays:

June 19, 2022 at 6:08 pm

There isn’t a lot of love for the housing-for-teachers brain fart on Fauxfacts

I heard that line in an advert for an Industry Super fund recently:-
“We are funding affordable housing so teachers and elf wukkas can live closer to work”.
Since when is a teacher or nurse on the breadline, needing their housing subsidised by an apprentice chef or electrician’s super contributions?

Roger
Roger
June 19, 2022 6:33 pm

Don’t we also fly the Torres Strait Islander flag?

Sheesh…that’s another $25m down the drain.

Cassie of Sydney
June 19, 2022 6:36 pm

A thought…

1. Mark Latham is on Sky, on Chris Smith. Note that Latham, after his tweet during the last election campaign debate, which caused the woke hounds to rise up from hell and set themselves upon him, including that disgraceful hypocrite Andrew Blot, refused to apologise, refused to prostrate himself before the woke hounds pleading for forgiveness, refused to capitulate and refused to get down on his knees and and fellate those woke hounds…..because even if he had, they are totally unforgiving anyway. So he’s just bided his time, allowed the furore to die down and is now back on Sky speaking sense…..because he’s one of the few politicians in this God forsaken country who does speak sense (Matt Canavan is another who speaks sense). There’s a lesson here, wonder what that could be? Oh I know, don’t bend over to the woke hounds from hell, stand your ground.

calli
calli
June 19, 2022 6:37 pm

Far be it from me to be a Hall Monitor, but can we have a little less scab picking please?

It’s unseemly.

Top Ender
Top Ender
June 19, 2022 6:39 pm

My system Rex? I buy the paint and then don the special magic glasses, and paint them, copying pix.

Only learning. Already have a lot of Napoleonics but they were painted when I bought them. And ACW ones are lurking in the games room but they belong to A. Nother.

Dot
Dot
June 19, 2022 6:39 pm

Not if you eat them. You’re cleaning up as you go along!

calli
calli
June 19, 2022 6:39 pm

Cassie, I’m trying to imagine what type of man could be badgered by his missus into voting Teal.

All I’m seeing in my mind’s eye are rank upon rank of Borises.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
June 19, 2022 6:39 pm

Heard a joke today. I swear, word for word, this is what was said:

Q: What’s yellow and sits in the corner?
A: A naughty mining truck.

Gold*.

*Or yellow.

Roger
Roger
June 19, 2022 6:39 pm

Since when is a teacher or nurse on the breadline, needing their housing subsidised by an apprentice chef or electrician’s super contributions?

We’re working up to NHS levels of reverence for said workers.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
June 19, 2022 6:39 pm

I heard that line in an advert for an Industry Super fund recently

They’re saving the world Sancho. No sacrifice is too sacrificy.

Reason health workers are ditching a major Aussie super fund (17 Jun)

Health workers have withdrawn their savings en masse from a major Aussie super fund with the aim of sending a powerful message.

A group of over 130 doctors and nurses divested their money from industry fund HESTA on Friday in direct response to the company’s investment in fossil fuels.

According to the climate advocacy group behind the move, Market Forces, HESTA has around $2 billion invested in fossil fuel companies including oil and gas giants Woodside and Santos.

Paediatric anaesthetist Dr Richard Barnes said he was particularly concerned about the health impacts of the climate crisis.

“I’ve been a member of HESTA for a long time and I’m very conscious now they continue to have significant holdings of a number of companies that are primarily involved in fossil fuels,” he said.

“I’ve decided to move my retirement money elsewhere I can be sure it won’t be supporting fossil fuel companies.”

Eat the damn bugs Dr Barnes, and shut up. I suspect the super funds with coal assets are doing better than yours.

Winston Smith
June 19, 2022 6:39 pm

Roger:

Be that as it may, of all the ways government could address the housing problem this would have to be one of the worst possible.

There is no housing problem – there is only a re election to a snout – in – trough position.
When the population is 50% + 1 dependent on the government for employment and housing, the Politicians will be in clover forever.
But… I wonder what the secret provisions are re the government owning 40% of your house? And when will they be announced?
This deal needs a damn fine comb run over it.
I’m suspicious because the last 40 years have taught me to be suspicious.

Rabz
June 19, 2022 6:40 pm

Pepe LePew for the list of prominent French persons

Sacré bleu! Had to engage in some serious back trawling to work out why Calli was commenting about prominent personages of the French persuasion.

My favourite French Personage being of course, the Depardieu.

Thirteen bottles o’ plonk a day. That is some serious engagement pour la cause. 🙂

calli
calli
June 19, 2022 6:41 pm

In other news, the most delightful, quirky sci-fi ever to grace our screens on SBS movies.

The Fifth Element.

Loads of outer space fun and shenanigans.

Top Ender
Top Ender
June 19, 2022 6:41 pm

Actually if you think about it, having a special flag for one group of people distinguished by race within a nation is a very stupid idea.

It means they will always be apart.

Winston Smith
June 19, 2022 6:42 pm

Rabz:

Winston – you still think Miss Ellie is “too skinny”?

No – just right.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 6:42 pm

callisays:

June 19, 2022 at 6:37 pm

Far be it from me to be a Hall Monitor, but can we have a little less scab picking please?

It’s unseemly.

I know, right?
Cut it out, eggster.

Cassie of Sydney
June 19, 2022 6:43 pm

“callisays:
June 19, 2022 at 6:39 pm
Cassie, I’m trying to imagine what type of man could be badgered by his missus into voting Teal.”

I know one…..and I am pretty sure there’s more. There are plenty of males around in Wentworth…but few men.

On a lighter and nicer note, a young lad I know, who’s in year 12, informed his leftist parents that he loves Donald Trump and he hopes Trump will run in 2024. Both his parents jaws dropped like they’d been struck with Bells Palsy. Some things are sweet, very sweet.

Top Ender
Top Ender
June 19, 2022 6:43 pm

Meanwhile in Darwin…read between the lines here:

A series of incidents between two families, including one in which a man was struck by a vehicle on McMillans Road on Saturday morning, is being investigated by Northern Territory Police.

Initial investigations indicate the two family groups were involved in a physical altercation in which sticks and an axe were used causing superficial injuries to a number of people. One family group is then alleged to have driven a stolen motor vehicle at the other group, striking one person who then fled the scene.

The “two family groups” were the local Irish clans, the Murphies and the Paddies. Or not.

calli
calli
June 19, 2022 6:44 pm

Jean Paul Gaultier’s “Thermal Bandages” are always good for a laugh.

They don’t look like they warm much. But they are very couture, daaahlings.

Bluey
Bluey
June 19, 2022 6:45 pm

Cassie of Sydneysays:
June 19, 2022 at 6:36 pm
A thought…

1. Mark Latham is on Sky, on Chris Smith. Note that Latham, after his tweet during the last election campaign debate, which caused the woke hounds to rise up from hell and set themselves upon him, including that disgraceful hypocrite Andrew Blot, refused to apologise, refused to prostrate himself before the woke hounds pleading for forgiveness, refused to capitulate and refused to get down on his knees and and fellate those woke hounds…..because even if he had, they are totally unforgiving anyway. So he’s just bided his time, allowed the furore to die down and is now back on Sky speaking sense…..because he’s one of the few politicians in this God forsaken country who does speak sense (Matt Canavan is another who speaks sense). There’s a lesson here, wonder what that could be? Oh I know, don’t bend over to the woke hounds from hell, stand your ground.

Mark Latham has come a long way from leader of the Labor party. Not surprised he knows how to deal with that pressure, given his background there.

Roger
Roger
June 19, 2022 6:45 pm

There is no housing problem…

I’m afraid there is; like our energy crisis it’s the result of government intervention in the market.

Rabz
June 19, 2022 6:47 pm

Loads of outer space fun and shenanigans.

Ruby Rhod. Next time the Tucker hosts the Oscars, that’s who he needs to be.

Now, bzzt, bzzt! 😕

Rabz
June 19, 2022 6:49 pm

just right

Indeed. 🙂

Winston Smith
June 19, 2022 6:50 pm

Cassie:

I wouldn’t normally laugh at an old man falling off a bike but the footage of the Sniffer in Chief riding the bike, then stopping and falling sideways with the bike is hilarious.

I was reminded of the ‘Laugh In’ skit with the bloke who did the same.

Delta A
Delta A
June 19, 2022 6:50 pm

Far be it from me to be a Hall Monitor, but can we have a little less scab picking please?

Sounds a tad Hall Monitor-ish to me. 🙂

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 6:51 pm

I’m afraid there is; like our energy crisis it’s the result of government intervention in the market.

Lot of money to be made in rezoning cow paddocks and market gardens.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
June 19, 2022 6:52 pm

In other news, the most delightful, quirky sci-fi ever to grace our screens on SBS movies.

I think Mark Fennell is a total 5th Element tragic. A few years ago they did that movie all day on SBS 2. Twelve times in succession. It was amusing.

bespoke
bespoke
June 19, 2022 6:52 pm

Winston

Housing trust in South Australia had a 50/50 deal for residents 30 years ago.
Not sure if it’s still going though.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
June 19, 2022 6:52 pm

The “two family groups” were the local Irish clans, the Murphies and the Paddies. Or not.

There are two “family groups” in this part of the world, feuding since the late 1960’s. None of them can remember how it started, but, every time it kicks off again, the local glazier makes a fortune, replacing all the smashed windows….

cohenite
June 19, 2022 6:55 pm

Reacher
Brutal
Rcomend. 8/10

The trailer looked very good.

The first series is on Amazon prime. Watched it twice. They guy who plays Reacher is well cast and makes Tom in the 2 Reacher movies look like the little energiser bunny he is. The first episode is outstanding. A very convoluted plot congeals the next few episodes, which is understandable because the big lug is brainy and that has to be shown in him working out what is going on. My concern, since series 2 is almost completed, is that the wokeness which corrupted the last few Reacher novels permeates the series. That would be a shame.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
June 19, 2022 6:55 pm

A series of incidents between two families, including one in which a man was struck by a vehicle on McMillans Road on Saturday morning, is being investigated by Northern Territory Police.

Reading between the lines indeed.

It’s the two ‘family groups’ that burnt Wadeye to the ground. Hundreds of them have ‘escaped’ to Darwin where grog’s easier to get, and it’s on like Donkey Kong.

Rabz
June 19, 2022 6:57 pm

For good ol’ JC:

Born to run (out of other peoples’ money) … 🙂

Winston Smith
June 19, 2022 6:57 pm

Calli:

Far be it from me to be a Hall Monitor, but can we have a little less scab picking please?
It’s unseemly.

Sorry, Calli.
We ran out of anchovies for the pizza.

Roger
Roger
June 19, 2022 6:58 pm

Lot of money to be made in rezoning cow paddocks and market gardens.

And no shortage of players wanting to clip their ticket in the process.

It starts at the federal level with immigration policy.

Still waiting to see if Elbow will follow through on his election promise to cut immigration and boost local skills, and if the media will give him a pass if he doesn’t.

cohenite
June 19, 2022 6:58 pm

I wouldn’t normally laugh at an old man falling off a bike but the footage of the Sniffer in Chief riding the bike, then stopping and falling sideways with the bike is hilarious.

Not hilarious but tragic. The world needs a break and joe breaking his neck would be that; the tragedy is it didn’t happen. If it had camel toe would then slide in and the corrupt fbi/cia/doj etc would revolt against the skanky bitch in a week and then it would be on for young and old.

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 7:03 pm

Still waiting to see if Elbow will follow through on his election promise to cut immigration and boost local skills, and if the media will give him a pass if he doesn’t.

At least one of these is a lock.

bespoke
bespoke
June 19, 2022 7:05 pm

Cape Town trying to become an indapendit state and green.

Dot
Dot
June 19, 2022 7:10 pm

indapendit

Please stop!

Ed Case
Ed Case
June 19, 2022 7:11 pm

Macron & Zelenskyy got on well …

bespoke
bespoke
June 19, 2022 7:13 pm

independent

Cheers Dot.

bespoke
bespoke
June 19, 2022 7:14 pm

I blame, Bear.

MatrixTransform
June 19, 2022 7:15 pm

The Fifth Element.

ah, that Frenchie … Luc Besson

bespoke
bespoke
June 19, 2022 7:15 pm

And Gem.

Dr Faustus
Dr Faustus
June 19, 2022 7:16 pm

I wouldn’t normally laugh at an old man falling off a bike but the footage of the Sniffer in Chief riding the bike, then stopping and falling sideways with the bike is hilarious

Needs a refresher course in Gravity Awareness.

Novice cleat release fail.
Needs to avoid pretending to be a vigorous, regular cyclist.

Crossie
Crossie
June 19, 2022 7:16 pm

Given whom she chose as guests for her new show Erin Molan is a must-miss from now on. I’d rather watch a recording of this morning’s Outsiders.

Zipster
Zipster
June 19, 2022 7:18 pm

which caused the woke hounds to rise up from hell and set themselves upon him

cockroaches not hounds

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 7:18 pm

Watching the Stuart MacGill story on Channel Stokes.
It is right up there with Channel Stoke’s Bradley Mudrock story.
Although this one may, in fact, be largely true-ish.
But I just get the feeling that it isn’t the whole truth.
I’m filing under “Crime Fiction”.

Cassie of Sydney
June 19, 2022 7:22 pm

From The Oz…..it hasn’t taken long.

“More Sri Lankan asylum-seekers in sea intercept

Dozens of asylum-seekers, including several women and children, intercepted on a boat bound for Australia have been returned to Colombo as people-smugglers tell increasingly desperate Sri Lankans they will be welcomed in Australia.

Another charter flight from Christmas Island to Colombo was understood to be due to depart early on Monday, 48 hours after a flight carrying 41 asylum-seekers, including five women, two girls and four boys, made the same journey.

One of the women aboard Saturday’s flight, Meenu Mekala, told The Australian after being granted bail by a Sri Lankan court that she and her husband had decided to take their two sons on the boat after being assured by ­people-smugglers that the new Australian government would allow them to stay.

“We were told that there is a new refugee-friendly government elected and we would not be sent back,” she said. “It was such a hard journey we made … I would not have taken it had I known that we would be sent back like this.”

The latest returns come amid an ongoing economic crisis in Sri Lanka, with the country’s Prime Minister, Ranil Wickremesinghe, calling on Australia to send aid to help in his efforts to “resurrect” the Sri Lankan economy over the coming months.

“We need medicine, we need food, these are the ways in which Australia can help us,” Mr Wickremesinghe told the ABC.

“Fertiliser would be a great help for us. And some food aid to get over the next three critical months, but if we have fertiliser then we will get back into self-­sufficiency by February.”

After being granted bail following their arrival back in Sri Lanka, the latest planeload of returnees shared increasingly familiar stories about the economic factors that drove the decision and their belief their chances of getting into Australia had improved. Chamida Fernando, 28, said people-smugglers had told him the recent election to parliament of Sri Lanka-born Cassandra Fernando – who migrated to Australia when she was 11 – had opened a door for asylum-seekers to make it into Australia.

“We were told that there is someone of our country who is in the highest political level in Australia and now there is a chance to get asylum status,” said Mr Fernando, who had previously worked in Sri Lanka as a recovery manager at a finance company.

“With the current economic situation in the country and severe hardships the people were going through, my job became extremely difficult. My heart was bleeding when I had to force them to pay dues in order to meet the targets given.”

Mr Fernando said he had paid Rs. 500,000, about $2000, to join the trip.

His lawyer, Sampath Karunathillake, told the court the current economic crisis meant people were desperate.

Among those who appeared in court in Sri Lanka on Saturday was the man accused of orchestrating the asylum bid, Warnakulasriyage Sampath Fernando. His six-year-old son and eight-year-old daughter were also on the voyage, as were two nephews aged 10 and 12.

The asylum-seekers were mostly from the western coastal cities of Negombo, Marawila, Udappuwa and Thoduwawa, as well as Tamil nationals from the former war-torn city of Mullaitivu.

The group left Sri Lanka on May 17 from the southern city of Mirissa.

After being intercepted at sea, the group was kept on board an Operation Sovereign Borders vessel for two days.

“We were given only two meals a day and they were not spicy at all,” one asylum-seeker said. “However, since the vessel was smaller and since there were a number of women, after two days we were taken to a bigger vessel and there we were given three meals with biscuits for lunch.”

Some in the group said their mobile phones had not been returned by Australian authorities.

Four suspects, including the alleged ringleader and three crew, were remanded until June 30 while the remaining adults were granted bail.

The group had landed at Katunayake International airport at 9.14am on Saturday.

At least three vessels have now been intercepted since the May federal election.

Defence Minister Richard Marles last week vowed that none of those on board the boats would be allowed into Australia, labelling the government’s turn-back policy as the “only ethical, ­humane” approach.

“People will not be coming to Australia by boat,” Mr Marles said.

“We will continue the take-back operations which were happening under the former government, but we will continue them and we will continue them without hesitation.

“And that is actually what has occurred over the last few weeks.”

Rabz
June 19, 2022 7:22 pm

the Stuart MacGill story

He needs to go full Depardieu.

Those cellars won’t empty themselves.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 7:23 pm

My system Rex? I buy the paint and then don the special magic glasses, and paint them, copying pix.

Sorry, TE. I meant the rules system you play under.

Or is it just painting for display?

All are valid. 🙂

Cassie of Sydney
June 19, 2022 7:25 pm

“Given whom she chose as guests for her new show Erin Molan is a must-miss from now on. I’d rather watch a recording of this morning’s Outsiders.”

Yep….she’s now got that fraud Pocock on. Yukkkkkkkkkkkkk.

rickw
rickw
June 19, 2022 7:26 pm

Abo flag on the harbour bridge?

Because they built nothing even remotely similar to it…

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 7:26 pm

Rabz, I am going to give Depardieu eleven bottles, tops.
Everyone knows you start to slop a bit around after the first six.

Indolent
Indolent
June 19, 2022 7:28 pm

He might have a point except, of course, he and his handlers are the cause.

Joe Biden Says He is Unpopular Because Americans Are Mentally Unwell

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 7:29 pm

“We were given only two meals a day and they were not spicy at all,” one asylum-seeker said.

I sense another ABC exhaust pipe story may only be hours or even mere days away…

Dr Faustus
Dr Faustus
June 19, 2022 7:31 pm

the Stuart MacGill story

He needs to go full Depardieu.

He looks like he’s given it a good shot.
Porky, breathless + eyes like pissholes in the snow.

calli
calli
June 19, 2022 7:36 pm

Sounds a tad Hall Monitor-ish to me.

Thought I’d try on the skinsuit.

Doesn’t fit.

duncanm
duncanm
June 19, 2022 7:36 pm

callisays:
June 19, 2022 at 6:41 pm
In other news, the most delightful, quirky sci-fi ever to grace our screens on SBS movies.

The Fifth Element.

to be followed by the best hit-man odd-ball love story – Leon.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
June 19, 2022 7:37 pm

Because they built nothing even remotely similar to it…

For shame! Haven’t you read Bruce Pascoe, and how they lived in leafy, green, suburbs?

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 7:38 pm

Because they built nothing even remotely similar to it…

I thought Bruce Pascoe said they had built an elaborate network of iron cantilever and truss bridges criss-crossing the entire area we now know as Sydney Cove.

And that John Fowler, Bemjamin Baker and Isambard Kingdom Brunel were dirty plagiarists who clumsily copied them from sketches of the ruins…

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 7:38 pm

He looks like he’s given it a good shot.
Porky, breathless + eyes like pissholes in the snow.

The chaps in the Kidnapped Cricketers Squad might have been nudging each other under the table during the interview. Yeah, sure, he got mixed up in something, but not entirely sure he was a complete babe in the woods.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
June 19, 2022 7:40 pm

Cassie,

Wonder how much this will ultimately cost us. Sri Lankans in their present state will not be doing for free…

Both sides are at fault on this one, Scomo did nothing about Mordy’s judgement for his term and Albansleazy gives the green light by allowing said freeloaders back in.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 7:44 pm

I always liked Luc Besson’s The Transporter movies.

Ridiculous carplay, explosions and a gruff, laconic Jason Statham doing impressive kung fu.

Great for switching the brain off for a bit.

The Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets movie was pretty okay, too. I dimly remembered reading the comic the plot was based off as a small Tantrum (how it was in a Primary School library, I don’t know- French avant garde Sci-Fi comics from the 1960s were really not meant for the young ‘uns), but if you ignore the plot holes and both the dude and Cara Delevigne being a little wooden, it wasn’t a bad watch.

Indolent
Indolent
June 19, 2022 7:46 pm
Cassie of Sydney
June 19, 2022 7:48 pm

“Both sides are at fault on this one, Scomo did nothing about Mordy’s judgement for his term and Albansleazy gives the green light by allowing said freeloaders back in.”

Agree.

Top Ender
Top Ender
June 19, 2022 7:51 pm

They are being painted for gaming, Rex, although I have about 100 28mm models from medieval to modern on display elsewhere.

Rules-wise in the game we have an umpire at present who is kindly writing up the games before we start. Rules for movement and fire of course – distances for infantry to move is usually 200mm if in column, per turn. Cavalry are double that. Arty accompanies infantry.

Rules for moving across terrain, and for initial fire effectiveness versus firing after that. Hits indicated on battalions with counters laid beside them. We use dice to make various decisions, and have rulers for distances.

Lots of ancillary rules for brigade initiative; whether you have the army commander with you; being discovered in forests and villages and so on. The umpire is an expert and we are getting better under his guidance. Only a few of us so far but hope to get more.

Napoleonics and American Civil War so far but will add more armies. The ones I am painting now are USMC and Japanese for Pacific island games.

Boambee John
Boambee John
June 19, 2022 7:52 pm

H B Bearsays:
June 19, 2022 at 5:34 pm
Boambee John at 5:25 – certainly worth a look by the ATO. I remember the grief I was given by Payroll to salary sacrifice for a laptop which was pretty plain vanilla stuff.

Salary sacrifice might be an option, but it is a form of golden chains. Hard to resign without a financial penalty?

Indolent
Indolent
June 19, 2022 7:55 pm
Rabz
June 19, 2022 7:55 pm

Cara Delevigne

Miss Eyebrows. Has a twin sister if I’m not incorrect. The latter concentrates (wisely) on her modelling.

Boambee John
Boambee John
June 19, 2022 7:57 pm

Ed Casesays:
June 19, 2022 at 5:34 pm
I am yet to see anything that deserves that respect apart from a precious few like Jacinta Price.

Parroting the Murdoch Press line ‘Aboriginal man bad’ is worthy of respect?

Depends on your level of respect for the truth.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
June 19, 2022 7:57 pm

We were given only two meals a day and they were not spicy at all,” one asylum-seeker said.

Does this mean they won’t be photographed, with Albo, in Biloela?

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
June 19, 2022 7:58 pm

Actually if you think about it, having a special flag for one group of people distinguished by race within a nation is a very stupid idea.

It means they will always be apart.

Isn’t that the whole idea?

Boambee John
Boambee John
June 19, 2022 7:59 pm

duncanm

ah yes – that wonderful FBT. Paid by the employer – in their case, the taxpayer.

Indeed, but with a reportable Fringe benefit, the grossed-up value appears on the employees Group Certificate, and the total is taxed as income in the employees hands.

Anyone who accepts this benefit needs to get good tax advice. The NSW government might not be aware of this quirk.

Damon
Damon
June 19, 2022 7:59 pm

“Abo flag on the harbour bridge? Exactly why? What other country flies two flags, to which the population should pledge allegience?”
A permanent symbol of division on one of the most recognisable monuments in our country. Doesn’t. work for me.

Rabz
June 19, 2022 8:03 pm

Anyway Cats, I’m about to shortly adjourn to watch the latest instalment of “The Boys”.

Billie Butcher – what a character. His unrelenting contretemps with the Homelander is the stuff of legend.

Although the former’s accent has copped some criticism. That and refusing to lace up the 10 holes. 🙁

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 8:06 pm

Miss Eyebrows

Emilia Clarke has a decent set too, Rabz. 🙂

Rabz
June 19, 2022 8:09 pm

Great stuff, Rex. That’s some heavyweight Hollyweirdage. 🙂

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 8:12 pm

I see Gonzalo Lira is back again.

Any more ChEmIcAl WaRfArE ExPeRtS go into the Russian bag this week, to go with their existing ex-US Army enlisted one, retired US Navy SPECWARCOM admiral and an unspecified French General Staff officer from Mariupol, and the dead Royal Marine Commando Major and USMC Major General from Snake Island?

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 8:18 pm

Rabz, one of the Hollyweirdest things I’ve seen yet was their attempt to cast Emilia Clarke as an action movie heroine.

While she looked like she had worked out hard for Terminator Genisys, it just didn’t work. Ditto trying to get her to tumble around and Space Jiu-jutsu a bloke twice her size to death as some sort of underworld assassinatrix in Solo: A Star Wars Story.

The woman is just too pretty to be believable in either role, and made her debut as a string-pulling character rather than a trigger-puller.

Maybe I’m just too easy at typecasting folks, but Linda Hamilton in T1 and T2 made the transition from girly girl to rock hard-but-still-female character transition with far more believability and emotional range.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 8:22 pm

Also, I fear I may have fallen harder for Emilia Clarke’s eyebrows than Rabz has for Miss Ellie’s, err… singing…

Rabz
June 19, 2022 8:23 pm

Agreed Rex. At least Emilia has finally come to terms with the immutable fact that she is a brunette.

Now if only I could convince a certain perfectly weighted Rock Chick Siren of the same.

All would be well in the world. 🙂

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 8:24 pm

Next to Arny I think my acting would show a good range.

Boambee John
Boambee John
June 19, 2022 8:28 pm

Cassie of Sydneysays:
June 19, 2022 at 6:12 pm
I wouldn’t normally laugh at an old man falling off a bike but the footage of the Sniffer in Chief riding the bike, then stopping and falling sideways with the bike is hilarious.

The excuse offered was that his feet were caught in the pedals, but in the bit I saw, he clearly had both feet clear of the pedals, left foot on the ground, then he fell. Perhaps he slipped on the right foot?

Boambee John
Boambee John
June 19, 2022 8:33 pm

callisays:
June 19, 2022 at 6:41 pm
In other news, the most delightful, quirky sci-fi ever to grace our screens on SBS movies.

The Fifth Element.

Loads of outer space fun and shenanigans.

Bruce Willis has the best line: “Anyone else wanna negotiate?”

JC
JC
June 19, 2022 8:39 pm

This is beyond bizarre.

How to have SEX with monkeypox: CDC releases bizarre guide telling patients to ‘keep their clothes on’ or ‘masturbate six feet from their partner’ if the urge arises while infected

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention tells people infected with monkeypox not to have sex with others
But in cases where the urge arises it has issued a bizarre list of the dos and donts
This included masturbating at least six feet away from your partner to avoid catching the disease from each other
Keeping clothes on, or dry humping, was also recommended as well as ensuring any infectious lesions or rashes were covered
People typically catch monkeypox by touching infectious skin lesions
But it can also spread in the air through ‘sustained’ face-to-face contact

Bruce in WA
June 19, 2022 8:40 pm

Richard Wilkins son at the Logies tonight.

Zipster
Zipster
June 19, 2022 8:41 pm

2022.06.18 IMPORTANT—A Message for Americans

seems to me the only way the demonrat can avoid the midterm apocalypse is to declare war

Dot
Dot
June 19, 2022 8:43 pm

How to have SEX with monkeypox: CDC releases bizarre guide telling patients to ‘keep their clothes on’ or ‘masturbate six feet from their partner’ if the urge arises while infected

Should I have a pot plant at the ready if my mponkeypoxxed gf comes over?

Dot
Dot
June 19, 2022 8:46 pm

Absolute bullshit. These flogs want cheap housing and 110k+ salaries in regional areas?

Fucking pansies. They are they only people legally allowed to have a handgun for personal use (yes, they take them home).

https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/nsw-police-feared-for-their-lives-during-raid-on-climate-protesters-says-assistant-commissioner/ar-AAYCTTP?ocid=spartandhp

These dumb dumbs with a bludge “degree” want to set climate policy now after they’ve bullied away civil rights and dictated health policy?

Irredeemable, corrupt fuckwits.

Boambee John
Boambee John
June 19, 2022 8:53 pm

After looking at Dick Ed’s effusions over the past few days, I have come to the conclusion that he is an unreconstructed Maocolm Turdballs fanboi.

The instinctive rejection of nuclear power generation is a good indication. Turdballs and his family are up to their snooty noses in ruinables, and Dickless also opposes any hint of long term fossil fuel generation. Either would destroy the Turdballs family investments, if allowed to operate long term.

Then there is the lurrrrve for “Scotty”, at least until it became clear that he was going to lose the election, leaving Turdballs with no puppet to pull the strings of. The Stradivarius player suddenly became a bumbling fool (which he had been all along, for those with eyes to see).

Them there are his depictions of every political party in Australia except the Liberals as “Far Right Wing”. The Slime? Really.

With the Liborals, he always depicts them as a left wing party, not as either conservative or right wing.

The only question remaining, is Ed Lucy, or is he a Maocolm sock?

egg_
egg_
June 19, 2022 9:01 pm
Dot
Dot
June 19, 2022 9:01 pm

“Those police that were attacked by that group this morning feared for their lives,” he said. “They called for urgent assistance and police from all over the Sydney metropolitan area [who] responded to assist and provide aid to those police officers.”

Sounds absolutely horrific.

There were no injuries to police.

Don’t you get the strange feeling the NSW cops are like Amber Heard or Clancy Wiggum?

Blockade Australia protesters described the police actions on Sunday as “insane overreach” and a large-scale raid.

Careful now, plod likes to bullshit, they probably think pointing out their lying is a “TERRORISTIC THREAT!!!1″or some other bullshit.

egg_
egg_
June 19, 2022 9:04 pm

Live streaming Jazz channel, often 2 on the same night:

Eric Wyatt Quartet – Live at Smalls Jazz Club – New York City – 6/18/22
SmallsLIVE

egg_
egg_
June 19, 2022 9:06 pm
egg_
egg_
June 19, 2022 9:14 pm

MaxWatt MX3200i. Nominal 4 KVA

That would be 3200 Watts at a power factor of 0.8 (i.e. 4 kVA).

Crossie
Crossie
June 19, 2022 9:14 pm

I’m watching the recorded Logies red carpet program and everyone looks either seedy or sinister. The only natural person there was Jessica Mauboy.

The Beer whisperer
The Beer whisperer
June 19, 2022 9:16 pm

Nipples. Logies. Now.

The Beer whisperer
The Beer whisperer
June 19, 2022 9:17 pm

Sophie Monk showing the breast of plastic surgery.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 9:18 pm

The greatest Frenchman ever?
Indisputable.
It is this chap.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 9:22 pm

Careful now, plod likes to bullshit

I dunno, Dot.

The lefties and their rent-a-ferals are emboldened because the police only ever made token efforts to break up and regulate their movements and ‘protests’ during the Coof years. And only went after the ‘safe’ targets of the general public protesting their heavy-handedness instead.

To apply any substantial response to uphold public order and the law in this day and age, unfortunately now leads to condemnation from both sides. Because the police are viewed as cowardly and weak by them, and also thuggish and partisan by us.

And, since we aren’t allowed to be our own Roof Koreans in this modern, equal and ‘Saef’ and progressive land of ours, the timidity displayed merely exacerbates the situation the ferals have provoked and hastens a scenario of a near-total collapse of civil order.

What do we do?

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 9:24 pm

The only natural person there was Jessica Mauboy.

She is a WEF Young Leader, after all.

She’s probably a recipient of their adrenochrome doses.

Fresh from the tunnels…

#StruthWasRight

Crossie
Crossie
June 19, 2022 9:26 pm

More from the Logies red carpet, so few pretty women but a lot of odd looking ones.

Boambee John
Boambee John
June 19, 2022 9:27 pm

Finished the last book in Matthew Reilly’s series of seven Jack West novels.

Can’t remember the details of the first two or three, but from the fourth book to the seventh, the “eeevil villains” were depicted in ever increasing detail as a group of wealthy families that had, for many generations, pulled the strings behind world governments. In at least the final book there were some unfavourable references to a “New World Order”.

I wonder has Reilly been black pilled? If so, his works, read by many, could have as much as , or more than, effect as the few public figures trying to focus on the New World Order fanbois.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 9:28 pm

Should I have a pot plant at the ready if my mponkeypoxxed gf comes over?

Hang on, Dot- The headline says it is a guide to having sex with Monkeypox, not your girlfriend.

You two aren’t planning to tup the lesions in some sort of pustulent attempt at a threesome, are you?

#Ick

Crossie
Crossie
June 19, 2022 9:28 pm

Men at the Logies look particularly unattractive. Make me nostalgic even for Bert Newton.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
June 19, 2022 9:28 pm

Given whom she chose as guests for her new show Erin Molan is a must-miss

Watched the ads for it during the week. As soon as you hear ‘nothing is off the table’ you just know it’s going to be a turkey.

Gave it a great big, ice-cold glass of nope.

egg_
egg_
June 19, 2022 9:29 pm

Sancho Panzersays:
June 19, 2022 at 6:03 pm
We should actually thank eggster for being one of protagonists in possibly the most entertaining three days in blog history.

The quote upthread was before Lowe Brow took a leave of absence for a few months from Sinc’s blog.

On his return, ol’ glass jaw was butthurt about being duly labelled a VICtard for enabling Stairmaster Dan to lock you up.

You repeatedly took swipes at yours truly and here you are stirring the pot again.

I turned the other cheek several times but still you kept at it.

What triggered YOU?

You went apesh1t over Pell with renowned sh1t st1rrer DrBeaugan beforehand, as quoted.

Who bears a grudge, Biggles?

Sliding into dementia?

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 9:32 pm

Dickie Wilkins gives breakfast TV a bad name.

egg_
egg_
June 19, 2022 9:33 pm

Now, who was the other one involved in that stoush?

The one whom you argued with, then didn’t have the b@lls to front for a beer.

Ditto TailGunner.

Both living in the same city as you at the time.

See a pattern?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 9:33 pm

Eggly!
Is it true AdamD (with a total of six regular posters) actually scrubbed you?
Wow!
That takes some doing.
What was it this time?
Bragging about a biennial 15 second roll in the hay again?

feelthebern
feelthebern
June 19, 2022 9:35 pm

I’m trying to imagine what type of man could be badgered by his missus into voting Teal.

Low testosterone males.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 9:36 pm

What does “front for a beer” mean Eggly?
I’ve never been asked for a drink in those terms before.
“Hey, Pancho, do you want to front for a beer?”

feelthebern
feelthebern
June 19, 2022 9:38 pm

With reference to JC monkey pox post, here’s Ricky Gervais with a AIDS prevention leaflet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKmDy4IW12A

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 9:39 pm

“Got much on?”
“Mate, I’m busier than Richard Wilkins on Fathers Day.”

MatrixTransform
June 19, 2022 9:39 pm

Richard Wilkins son at the Logies tonight.

the back is even betterer

The Beer whisperer
The Beer whisperer
June 19, 2022 9:40 pm

Men at the Logies look particularly unattractive. Make me nostalgic even for Bert Newton.

Imagine how bad he’d have been had he rabbitted on about politics all the time. His wife is all class.

egg_
egg_
June 19, 2022 9:40 pm

What does “front for a beer” mean Eggly?

Being in the virtual “front bar” discussing the ball tampering affair whilst Arky and the rest of us were discussing whether the human brain counted audio signals, “butch”?

Crossie
Crossie
June 19, 2022 9:40 pm

I’m trying to imagine what type of man could be badgered by his missus into voting

Teal.

Jesse Watters on FoxNews often indicates that his mother is a lefties and his father does as he is told politically.

Walker
Walker
June 19, 2022 9:40 pm

Even Tasmanians look down on Launceston. Relatively speaking it probably helps to explain her precocity with respect to reading.

What rubbish. I learnt to read before I started school and had a reading age well in advance of my years, despite having the apparent misfortune of being born in Launceston. Peter Daniel was a football coach but he was also a Primary School teacher, a far more likely explanation of her precocity in reading.

egg_
egg_
June 19, 2022 9:42 pm

Poor ol’ Biggles was absent earlier as he had to make sure he got some Sunday night trifle at the Snowtown nursing home?

Does Grigs make you stack the bank vault barrels for some extra cash?

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
June 19, 2022 9:42 pm

Lithuanian art collector and donor Bronius Sredersas a ‘Nazi collaborator’
Post-war refugee Lithuanian art collector Bronius ‘Bob’ Sredersas was upheld in Wollongong as the ‘ultimate migrant success story’. Picture: ABC

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A Lithuanian art collector who donated up to 100 paintings to a Wollongong art gallery served as an intelligence officer in the Nazi security service and was a collaborator during the German occupation of Lithuania, an investigation has found.

Bronius “Bob” Sredersas – who moved to Australia in 1950 and worked at the BHP steelworks in Wollongong – concealed his true wartime identity for more than three decades while he amassed a huge art collection comprising works by some of Australia’s best known artists, including Arthur Streeton, Margaret Preston, Norman Lindsay and Pro Hart.

Sredersas, who never married and died at the age of 72, bequeathed his prized collection to the Wollongong Art Gallery five years before his death in 1982, after more than a dozen works were stolen from his small fibro house in the Wollongong suburb of Cringila.

The Wollongong Art Gallery named a room after Sredersas, mounted a posthumous exhibition to him in 2018 and continues to honour his legacy with a plaque. Sredersas’s contribution to the gallery and Wollongong was upheld as the “ultimate migrant success story”, according to the city’s mayor, Gordon Bradbery.

But in March, the Wollongong City Council and the NSW Jewish Board of Deputies engaged the Sydney Jewish Museum to conduct an investigation into Sredersas’s career as a police officer in Lithuania, after former city councillor Michael Samaras earlier this year raised concerns about his possible collaboration with the Nazis.

The investigation’s report, written by Holocaust historian Konrad Kwiet and obtained by The Australian, confirms Sredersas served as an intelligence officer for the Nazi security service, known as the Sicherheitsdienst (SD), during the German occupation of Lithuania from June 1941 to January 1945.

The SD – a subgroup of Heinrich Himmler’s infamous SS paramilitary and led by Reinhard Heydrich – was responsible for gathering intelligence about Nazi enemies, playing a central role in the planning and implementation of the Holocaust.

The report shows Sredersas, who was born in 1910 to “ethnic German parents” in the Crimean city of Simferopol, successfully applied for German citizenship and germanised his name to ­Bronislaus Schroeders in June 1941, on the eve of Germany’s invasion of the Soviet Union.

Two year later, he applied to join the Waffen-SS, the military branch of the SS, but Professor Kwiet was unable to determine whether his application had been accepted.

After the war, seeking refuge as a displaced person in Germany, Sredersas concealed and renounced his German citizenship, reassuming his Lithuanian name.

To avoid suspicion, he presented himself as a Lithuanian displaced person and was classified by the International Refugee Organisation as a political refugee, eligible for resettlement.

At the time, Germans and ethnic Germans were not permitted to migrate to Australia, with the ban lifting only in 1952, two years after his arrival.

In Wollongong, Sredersas rebuilt his life and established a reputation as a hard worker and a passionate art collector, while continuing to conceal his former status as a German citizen and his activities during the Holocaust.

“Performing his duties as an intelligence officer within the KdS Litauen (Commander of the Security Policy and Security Service) … made Schroeders aka Sredersas complicit to the horrific crimes perpetrated by the ­Germans and their Lithuanian collaborators,” Professor Kwiet wrote in the report.

feelthebern
feelthebern
June 19, 2022 9:43 pm

I’ve been told Sydney Airport has been an abomination this evening.

egg_
egg_
June 19, 2022 9:45 pm

AdamD (with a total of six regular posters)

You truly are a Sherlock, Biggles.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 9:45 pm

Arrrghh, no.
Don’t use the bolding on me, Eggly.
And please don’t go rAndOm CaPitAls on me, I beg you.

Crossie
Crossie
June 19, 2022 9:48 pm

I like Bruce McAveny and think his Hall Of Fame Logie is well deserved but he shouldn’t have said that his kids are in the business as well. All that tells me is nepotism was at work. They may actually be good but their surname must have opened doors that were closed to other kids.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 9:48 pm

I guess AdamD had to weigh it up.
Stay at six posters or drop it to five, but increase the average IQ by ten points.
And lose the Big Twuck blowharding.
Surprised he didn’t do it sooner.
🙂

132andBush
132andBush
June 19, 2022 9:51 pm

I’ll do the same with monty and see if we can get em to sinc.

Correction.
“Sync”

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 9:53 pm

With reference to JC monkey pox post, here’s Ricky Gervais with a AIDS prevention leaflet.

It seems curiously applicable to this new viral horror, too…

#Oops

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
June 19, 2022 9:56 pm

I’ll do the same with monty and see if we can get em to sinc.

Correction.
“Sync”

Come to think of it, m0nty did try to sinc for a time.

Then he got vibe-checked so hard by more dedicated leftists than he, that abandoning his second attempt at blogging and resorting to his usual scripted Reply Guy gag felt like the safer thing to do…

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 9:58 pm

Crossie.
Exactly the same with Tim Lane (former ABC, and now 3AW AFL commentator).
His daughter, Sam, managed to develop a sports commentary career and is fair to middling. She was incredibly poor in her first few years.
Normally I wouldn’t care except they are both sanctimonious arses when it comes to the most minor transgressions by AFL players and officials.
Tim refused to commentate Collingwood games on Nein with Eddie Maguire (then Collingwood President) because of perceived bias.
OK. Fair enough.
But I just find it hard to believe his daughter was plucked at random from among the hundreds of eager young hopefuls for a cadet sports reporter job.

egg_
egg_
June 19, 2022 9:58 pm

I guess AdamD had to weigh it up.

Just another glass jaw, like you.
Why don’t you bolster his site?
Divide and conquer?

JC picked it.

Crossie
Crossie
June 19, 2022 9:58 pm

They just had a Jimmy Rhees recorded segment on the Logies, a definite highlight.

Dot
Dot
June 19, 2022 9:58 pm
Crossie
Crossie
June 19, 2022 10:03 pm

Sancho re the offspring of TV personalities, I felt that way about Peter Doocy on Fox News, Steve Doocy’s son. He started off rough and I thought at the time this will be a short career but he has evolved into the most gutsy White House correspondent and the most knowledgeable.

egg_
egg_
June 19, 2022 10:03 pm

please don’t go rAndOm CaPitAls on me

Is your brain already scrambled ol’ chum?
Proper nouns are an issue?

That’s right, it was HiAce, Toyota’s own branding.
Deny, deny, deny… as the lawyers say.
That must easy for a sociopathic loser, right?

egg_
egg_
June 19, 2022 10:04 pm

Live blogging the Logies?
We will be taken for the old peoples home.

Zipster
Zipster
June 19, 2022 10:07 pm

just flicked a bunch of shorts on youtube, there’s so many woke movies coming out I’m starting to feel like a minority

Dot
Dot
June 19, 2022 10:07 pm

It is amazing the Logies are still a thing.

The death of Neighbours should have been a clue.

The whole damn thing should have died with Bounder! Regardless of how smoking hot Nicola Charles was!

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 10:12 pm

egg_says:

June 19, 2022 at 10:04 pm

Live blogging the Logies?
We will be taken for the old peoples home.

You could always hop back over to the lolly sho …
Oh, sorry.
No. You can’t do that.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
June 19, 2022 10:17 pm

Because Dot won’t do it (ladypages):

That One Time I Dated an Elon Musk Fan and Almost Lost Faith in Humanity
They really are all the same

Highlights:

He showed up sort of drunk to our first date.

He said he just had the best week ever, and when I asked him why, he replied, all excited and still slightly intoxicated even after gulping down one of those overpriced coffees — ‘I finally met my role model, Elon Musk.’

Oh, no. No, no, no.

Look, in my defence — his online dating profile wasn’t the worst. It really wasn’t.

He had no pictures posing with dead animals. Or guns. Or poor African children, probably taken during one of those weird white saviour volunteer trips. Instead, his main photo was just him hugging a big, fluffy dog. Which I later found out wasn’t even his. He borrowed it to have a cute picture for his dating profile.

That old chestnut.

But I had to know — where is this obsession coming from? Why Elon Musk? I could tell he got slightly offended when I asked him that.

‘He is a true visionary,’ he replied. An inspiration to us all. A hero. He is the only guy we can trust. The only person who can change this world for the better. And he posts the best memes.

The horrified author is a fat English chick, by the way.

Maybe this is as good as it gets, I thought. Maybe decent men have gone extinct. Or never existed in the first place. Maybe humans just suck, generally speaking. That’s why the world is on fire.

That’s why inequalities keep rising.

And that’s why the likes of Elon Musk can go around being an absolute twat, and many people would still defend them to their death while their actions quite literally make this world a worse place.

Maybe we deserve whatever is coming next.

Tell you what, chubby. You deserve whatever’s coming next. You absolutely do.

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 10:19 pm

ALPBC does lay the sanctimony a bit thick except when it comes to discipline in African boys homes when they tend to go a bit quiet.

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 10:20 pm

ALPBC Sport …

Frank
Frank
June 19, 2022 10:20 pm

Dickie Wilkins gives breakfast TV a bad name.

Also plastic surgeons. He should try to find one that doesn’t have hooks for hands.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
June 19, 2022 10:20 pm

I see humpty Dumpty is trying to make up for lost time.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 10:21 pm

The question was, why don’t I bolster AdamD’s site.
Well I tried them all when Sinc pulled the plug.
AdamD’s started OK but his inattention to bird clean-up didn’t help.
When I ditched AdamD’s I basically came here and also dropped a couple of guest comments at the Furniture Store. But even the tumbleweeds roll in slo-mo over there.
Even did a couple of pity posts at m0nsters.
I have a look at C.L.s from time to time, but rarely comment.
Point is, no-one has to “bolster” anything. People go where they like.
Some blogs thrive. Some just survive. Some die.
It’s a jungle out there.

Crossie
Crossie
June 19, 2022 10:22 pm

Sad to see all the names in the In Memoriam part of the Logies. We lost some good people in the past year.

Crossie
Crossie
June 19, 2022 10:26 pm

egg_ says:
June 19, 2022 at 10:04 pm
Live blogging the Logies?
We will be taken for the old peoples home.

I was definitely not going to watch Piers Morgan so I drifted over to the Logies on Nein.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 10:27 pm

H B Bearsays:

June 19, 2022 at 10:19 pm

ALPBC does lay the sanctimony a bit thick except when it comes to discipline in African boys homes when they tend to go a bit quiet.

Good get, Bear.
I remember listening to radio in the car the day after Roebuck entered a sixty foot guilty plea onto the hotel awning.
I thought it very strange.
Lots of talk about his cricket knowledge but nothing of a personal nature.
Lots of talk about him being very private.
They knew.

Crossie
Crossie
June 19, 2022 10:30 pm

With all the beards and moustaches at the Logies you would think we were back in the age of W. G. Grace.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 10:33 pm

I’m so old I can remember when networks used to fight over the rights to the Logies.
They still do, I guess.
“Fuck it. We did it last year. It’s your turn.”

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 10:40 pm

They knew.

They knew enough not to ask any questions. Cf: Paul Bungourno.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
June 19, 2022 10:40 pm

Didn’t watch the Logies, mostly because I was confident the host wouldn’t get slapped in the face by an ‘actor’ whose missus’ love of stray pipe was legendary.

Frank
Frank
June 19, 2022 10:41 pm

Further to the Richard Wilkins thing above, what is with his hair. Somewhere there is a shelty walking around naked for the sake of that toupee.

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 10:42 pm

No surprise the Logies and the Olympics both end up on the Gold Coast. With Pony Girl.

Pedro the Loafer
Pedro the Loafer
June 19, 2022 10:43 pm

Australia knocked up 6-291 against Sri Lanka in the ODI.

What are these “Logies” of which you speak?

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 10:44 pm

“Fuck it. We did it last year. It’s your turn.”

Sounds like most peoples Christmas.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 10:45 pm

KD.
They can’t even set up Won Casey and Normie Rowe on the same table.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
June 19, 2022 10:47 pm

Australia knocked up 6-291 against Sri Lanka in the ODI.

The cheating ranga dwarf didn’t get to double figures, so that’s encouraging.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 10:48 pm

H B Bearsays:

June 19, 2022 at 10:44 pm

“Fuck it. We did it last year. It’s your turn.”

Sounds like most peoples Christmas.

I doubt 200 unemployed actors could belt through as much free piss as Mrs P’s rellos.

Crossie
Crossie
June 19, 2022 10:53 pm

H B Bear says:
June 19, 2022 at 10:42 pm
No surprise the Logies and the Olympics both end up on the Gold Coast. With Pony Girl.

Just shows you how out of touch I am, I thought it was still broadcast from Melbourne.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
June 19, 2022 10:54 pm

They can’t even set up Won Casey and Normie Rowe on the same table.

There’s no rivalry in TV any more. They could potentially set up Bert Newton’s drug-fucked chick-bashing offspring with Andrew O’Keefe though.

Put a bimbo and a 30-bag equidistant between them, and watch them go. That’d bring the crowds back.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 10:55 pm

Just shows you how out of touch I am, I thought it was still broadcast from Melbourne.

Bwah ha ha ha.
A perfect illustration as to why State Governments should shovel cash at it.
Not.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 10:56 pm

Jeez, Newton Minor has dropped off the radar.
As has Bert, but he has a valid reason.

local oaf
June 19, 2022 10:58 pm

egg_ says:
June 19, 2022 at 9:06 pm

The Wow! Signal After 45 Years

I’d be interested to know exactly where in the UK David Kipping originates?
That’s a curious accent – probably from somewhere in the north.
Mainly noticeable when he says words like pulse, ultimate or multiverse.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
June 19, 2022 11:10 pm

Mainly noticeable when he says words like pulse, ultimate or multiverse.

Luxury?

local oaf
June 19, 2022 11:13 pm

Luxury?

Probably – not something astronomers say all that often though 🙂

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 11:14 pm

When it comes to luvvies they prefer “Smack that bitch up” from a rapper rather than a lifestyle choice.

Bruce in WA
June 19, 2022 11:15 pm

Sick of the Logies’ self-congratulatory mutual wankfest … watching Equaliser 2 instead.

duncanm
duncanm
June 19, 2022 11:17 pm

egg_says:
June 19, 2022 at 9:06 pm
The Wow! Signal After 45 Years

guess they ruled out the microwave.. given they weren’t invented then.

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 11:18 pm

Just shows you how out of touch I am, I thought it was still broadcast from Melbourne.

Channel 9 saw the writing on the wall and converted their studios into apartments years ago. Even drug dealers don’t want to be associated with Crown.

duncanm
duncanm
June 19, 2022 11:20 pm

well – they were around, but I guess not common.

H B Bear
H B Bear
June 19, 2022 11:21 pm

A wankfest has never offered much for a viewer. Unlike an NRL team bonding session.

The Beer whisperer
The Beer whisperer
June 19, 2022 11:28 pm

I’m nearly at the point in my life where i’ve lost sympathy for all those murdered by their own governments.

How many ignored the warning signs?

How many mocked those that warned them?

How many supported them until the end?

Blind faith in authority blinds people to the dangers posed by those same authorities. Warnings are considered affronts to common decency and social order.

Shooting the messenger is humanity’s most popular sport.

Zyconoclast
Zyconoclast
June 19, 2022 11:32 pm

African boys homes when they tend to go a bit quiet.

No complaints here

https://www.peterroebuck.com/africa-memories/

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
June 19, 2022 11:35 pm

Newton Jnr was bloody good in Underbelly. Played himself.

Crossie
Crossie
June 19, 2022 11:51 pm

The Logies wee so exciting that I fell asleep and now don’t know who won the Gold Logie. Let’s go to the tape then.

Crossie
Crossie
June 20, 2022 12:02 am

And the Gold Logie goes to Hamish Blake.

It could have been worse, it could have been Melissa Leong or Tom Gleeson, neither of whom I have even heard of.

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