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you’re actually paying for electricity twice (three times if you include inflation)- gubmint subsidies to rent seekers and through your…
I recall splashing around in storm water drains, the big puddle at the end of some of these, or was…
Certainly not going well for Hezbollah at least. Smotrich on northern deal: ‘We must not forget the achievements; we crushed…
NATO’s Adm. Rob Bauer is warning businesses to prepare for warThe other day we had a UK general threatening to deploy…
Florida all the way Ranga!
Don’t come here to WA! Labor Labor Labor will be in power over here until at least 2029 (and the joint is already fucked after five years of them).
Ranga, put your stuff in storage & air bnb in a few places to see what you like most.
What did prospero do at CL’s blog?
The Territory is unknown to me.
Give it a miss. The Chinese can have it.
Go to Florida.
Or Idaho, or Tennessee. You mean you’ve been living here when you had a chance to escape?
The Kouk?
The Megalosaurus?
Perfesser von Wrongsolen?
Dr Dennnnisssss of the Ponds Institute?
One thing’s for certain, it won’t be Dame Judith Sloan.
It has never gone away. It works.
Watching that lughead trying to act is even sadder. A distinguished graduate of the Bryan Brown Fence Post School of the Dramatic Yartz.
The good news Rabz it probably won’t make any difference.
CrazyOldRangasays:
September 8, 2022 at 5:13 pm
Today I was issued with a 14 day notice that the rental property that I live in is to be sold. If the buyer decides to live in the property I will be given 60 days to vacate, after the sale goes through.
I live in Victoria.
Good Cats, your input would be interesting and dare I say it, amusing. Where for should I relocate to? Your thoughts please.
Don’t know where you would be re purchasing, but look at Mackay
Young Population great temperature, 1 Public and 1 Private Hospital
Wife bought 2 storey 2 Bedroom, 2 Bath, Garage Brick Veneer Townhouse, centre Town
Internal 120 Sq M plot size 197 Sq m for $285,000 in 2021
Rents for $385 per week – rents are high but cheaper than Sydney
https://www.domain.com.au/sale/mackay-qld-4740/?ptype=apartment-unit-flat,block-of-units,new-apartments,pent-house,studio,town-house&bedrooms=2-any&bathrooms=1-any&price=200000-300000&excludeunderoffer=1&carspaces=1-any
Offers From $199,000
21, 2+ Bedroom Properties for rent in Mackay, QLD, 4740
The rubber is about to hit the road in the UK. The average energy bill will go to AUD6K+ next year without govt subsidy.
Thanks Putin, for pulling back the curtain on mythical “Green” energy.
It doesn’t exist.
Sorry. That was USD, not AUD.
From CNN, so could be a tissue of lies.
And twice that with subsidy…
On “tissue of lies”, CNN is claiming that the Pakistan floods are “climate change induced”.
I presume the floods of history were different somehow. A different, kinder, type of H2O.
Calli
i just looked it up and it is still 2,500 pounds which is about $4,300 AUD!
We currently pay about $900 per year.
I bogged the tractor and the hilux in the paddock last week, and now 15mm more rain
I have done my research and decided this is the ONLY answer
https://sherp.com.au/
Please validate me.
“Please validate me.”
We’re all modern people here, if that is your choice then we will respect it. Just a quiet word of advice, given the modern climate it might be wise to double bag it moving forward.
A Sherp Patriot will do the trick!!!
geez, 5 dead and things going from bad to worse for the driver by the hour .. can’t bring the dead kids back but at least they’ve taken an idiot of the roads for awhile ……..!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-09-08/tyrell-edwards-buxton-crash-denied-bail/101417668
CrazyOldRangasays:
I reckon you’ve gotta rate people on the Tramp Quotient.
This is the number of derros on the street asking people for money; doing crazy dances in the traffic, and staking out bits of pavement claiming they “own” them.
Someone needs to do a CrazyHot Matrix equivalent about finding a new place to live.
Tramp Quotient would be a minus factor. In the States at present we’ve seen lotsa TQs on the streets of New York, and Washington DC, but almost none in Charleston, South Carolina.
Other factors would be weather, house break-ins, public parks to sit in, graffiti or the lack of, and so on.
CrazyHot Matrix man come on down!
Duk,
Does the Sherp come with an optional turret and gun?
So, the UK is looking to lift ban on fracking?
Good.
My teenage years were spent driving a Daihatsu F20. Didn’t have to worry about high speed crashes. It was flat out reaching 80kph downhill and downwind.
Thanks for the replies Cats, although I’m confused by TE’s 🙂
European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has called for the implementation of “mandatory” energy rationing throughout the EU during peak hours in order to “flatten the curve” of demand amid the largely self-inflicted energy crisis befalling the bloc.Has eurotrash written all over her. Quite the dictator too. What’s their real motive- return to the middle ages maybe. A eurotrash version of bogans shouldn’t have nice things maybe.
And moving O/S at 58 is not as easy as it was at 25. Family in Florida and UK, but do love this country of ours. Not the pollies etc, but the people (for the most part) and the actual country itself.
No. Jet stream blocking coupled with la Nina, same as in 2010. Both occurred at the bottom of the ~11 year solar cycle when solar activity is least, which causes jet stream blocking events. The climateers can’t explain how CO2 can cause such things to happen every ~11 years, it’s a mystery.
Johnny Rottensays:
September 8, 2022 at 4:25 pm
From The Spectator Magazine –
“New South Wales is in for an energy nightmare, and it makes no difference whether they vote Labor, Green, or Kean at the next election.
This is Great Reset writ large, which is basically misanthropy. Here is the resilience fucktard in charge:
Sam Kernaghan Resilience Director
These quasi humas are part of the great march through the institutions. The sheeple will not wake up until it is too late and unless a very careful political pushback occurs these bastards will win.
In the US I repeat the mid terms are fucked:
OldOzziesays:
September 8, 2022 at 5:07 pm
‘They Are Getting Ready for Trump’s Second Term’: Former Pentagon Brass Encourage Military to Disobey Orders
In an ominous open letter published on wonky national security site War on the Rocks Tuesday, eight former secretaries of defense and five former chairmen of the Joint Chiefs of Staff warned of what they call an “exceptionally challenging civil-military environment” developing in the United States that apparently concerned them enough to publish their thoughts ahead of November’s consequential midterm elections. Never mind, apparently, that the signatories were at the helm of the U.S. military for the better part of the last two decades during which that “environment” was degraded.
Trump exposed these grubs but couldn’t beat them. They are not going to give him a second chance.
do love this country of ours. Not the pollies etc, but the people (for the most part) and the actual country itself.
same here- it’s rather lovely and wonderful
What’s their real motive- return to the middle ages maybe. A eurotrash version of bogans shouldn’t have nice things maybe.
You know how hard it is to distinguish oneself from plebs when just *anyone* can fly around the place, eat nice meals and engage in conspicuous consumption?
Daaaahlink its a nightmare out there.
Fester, you’re as fucking bad as the alarmists as anecdotal evidence / one time big weather events CANNOT be pasted on either side of the ledger. No kidding, you’re as bad the Gretas with this crap. You don’t know and no one else does, you fat mouth.
Bespoke:
Well, that’s bullshit. I’ve never drunk a Gin and Tonic.
And trust me, I’ve drunk a lot of XXXX in my time.
Qld. PalaceChook is on the way out.
One in a 100 years weather event could only be described as anecdotal. It can’t be used to provide further proof of gerbil warming and in fair minded terms it also can’t be entirely rejected. We simply don’t know. Uncle Fester making these spurious claims is as bad the Gretas Thumberging their way to alarmism.
I/3 of the fucking country has been under water or still is.
cohenite, at 2.42 and apropos of the WEF futurist:
Of the people who strut around claiming that we don’t need most of the world’s population, a staggering proportion would appear to be poofs.
Superiority complexes and foot-stamping projection up to their monkeypoxed necks.
OldOzzie,
That public hospital has been very much in the news up here, and not in a good way. There is a report that was supposed to have been released today, but as yet hasn’t been, it must be that bad.
Otherwise unqualified to comment.
I hear Toowoomba is nice.
Of the people who strut around claiming that we don’t need most of the world’s population, a staggering proportion would appear to be poofs.
A lot of pooftas hate straights.
Theoretically, gays don’t really have much use for women so that’s half the population donesky.
With rivers breaking their banks, flash flooding and glacial lakes bursting, Pakistan is experiencing its worst floods this century. At least one-third of the country is under water. Scientists say several factors have contributed to the extreme event, which has displaced some 33 million people and killed more than 1,200.
In 2010, almost all of Pakistan was affected when massive flooding, caused by record breaking rains, hit Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa and Punjab. The number of individuals affected by the flooding exceeds the combined total of individuals affected by the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami, the 2005 Kashmir earthquake and the 2010 Haiti earthquake.[4] At least 2,000 people died in the flood and almost 20 million people were affected by it.
Business as normal. IOD heads north and the pakis cop it.
He’s such a revolting piece of shit and so is his spouse. Just disgusting.
Well, they need ladeeeee hairdressers. Oh, hang on.
Dress sense consultants? No.
Nail technicians? Nup.
Interior designers? No.
Air hostesses, to serve them tasty beverages on Qantas? Wait, wait.
What doesn’t make sense about the old thief and his pals in the military is that they are all fully on board with trashing the US economy and society in every way possible BUT still want to swashbuckle around the world- a war here, a regime change there. You can’t have a strong military without a strong economy and a high morale society. Are they really that stupid? They certainly are evil fuckwits with their BAs summa cum laude.
IMHO, a turret and gun (for personal use) is *never* optional
Cronkite, there’s nothing surprising that they were hit with the monsoon this time of year. What we can’t explain is that 1/3 of the shithole is below water and it’s approx 8 times the amount of water that has dropped on the place.
Just as Fester reckons he knows why, idiots equally on the other side reckon they know too. How about being a little fucking humble at times and say we don’t know. Even here though risk management suggests we should be heading to nuclear, which I think you even agree with.
Rita Panahi on Sparkle McBolt-ons (the Hun) – the intro:
Then:
Finally, the ranga cops it:
Brilliant. Obvious, but brilliant nonetheless.
Well, you impetuous Ranga, if you hadn’t mindlessly levelled us in a nuclear incident, I would have encouraged you to look at South Australia. Adelaide median house prices: $777.5K. Units: $450K. Statewide median price: $565K, with attractive units in sought after towns starting at $270K.
As with any city, there are areas to avoid, but in general, life is pretty laid back here, compared with the eastern states. Not so much traffic, good public transport, acclaimed restaurants, plenty of parks and gardens, and THE very best beaches, bar none.
City people can be a tad stuffy – no convicts, and all that- but country folk are the same as Australia-wide: welcoming, kindly and incredibly nosey.
Don’t write us off – figuratively or bomb-wise – too quickly.
Just as Fester reckons he knows why, idiots equally on the other side reckon they know too. How about being a little fucking humble at times and say we don’t know.
There’s a lot to unpack there and I’m not going to do it all out of respect to Trump. So, a few points: who the fuck is fester. I can’t keep up your sobriquets. I’m always humble even when I do know and we do know what is causing the paki floods: the IOD. It was worse in 2010 and many times before that.
Even here though risk management suggests we should be heading to nuclear, which I think you even agree with.
I agree with nuclear so much every one calls me The Atomic Kid
1981 Daihatsu F20
$9,800
Therese Coffey smokes cigars, drinks booze, is anti abortion. I think she’ll make a great health minister.
fracking, more North Sea drilling, the end of ‘green levies’ on energy bills. Truss, so far so good.
I guess the UK will have to have that ‘Climate Emergency’ next year, or maybe the year after that.
I think Elbow should step up and take up that UK slack.
There’s not a minute to waste.
Bespoke, my F20 was ex-farm and you could check the road surface through the footwell. They were pretty much unstoppable though.
And, added bonus, the police do home harassment visits on weekends!
https://rumble.com/vp8bxl-senior-australian-military-doctor-visited-by-police-after-contacting-mp-abo.html
I could use that feature – the ground in my current location is best described as ‘ambush quicksand’ – everything is fine until you suddenly break thru the crust, revealling that the topsoil is literally floating on liquid clay underneath. Ive bogged the Hilux twice and tractor 3x.
CrazyOldRangasays
The Mil is moving in with us so I can offer you a run-down old pub or a spot in my guest house (a converted bank) You’ll end up sharing space with armadillo and Winston one day but don’t think you’ll care.
Mark Steyn: ‘The lamps are going out all over Europe all over again.’
Why are vaccinations required to attend school?
A nation of babies and parasites.
Memo to the Stupid Fucking Liberals and neutered Nationals, when will you organise a senate censure against Lidia Thorpe?
how to get away with murder?
My God.
‘Ten pallets of Woodstock cans to the bespoke household. Yes it is an emergency.’
Nearly justifies moving to South Australia.
another $200k and you could fix that
Indeed KD
Options being considered.
Build a granny flat.
Convert a shipping container.
Kick the dog out of the shed. Cheapest option as it’s furnished with a bed.
Caravan.
Move and don’t tell her.
Old Bloke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yia2VouLQ54
Europe has been teetering for the last thirty years. Massive spending/taxing and money printing has held the wolf from the door, but the base of any modern civilisation has been cheap reliable energy.
The war against coal was the final push that sent the European economies over the cliff. Trillions of dollars have been burnt pushing the AGW barrow and now there is no support.
The death spiral can only end when all the social and financial structures that underpinned the old model have been broken down into their constituent parts and can then be reconstituted into a new model.
Perhaps destroying the WEF Cabal – ripping it out root and branch can give us the breathing space needed to give us a soft landing, but it ain’t looking good.
I noticed Jordon Steele-John giggling in support of Lidia as she stormed though the foyer, shouting her slogans.
Please add JS-J to the censure motion.
Old Ozzie:
I understand that limiting the temperature to 60 degrees C allows bacterial growth – in fact wasn’t Princess Alexandria Hospital in Brisbane publicly caned for doing just this and ending up with Legionnaires Disease in their aircon and shower facilities that killed several of their patients?
“I noticed Jordon Steele-John giggling in support of Lidia as she stormed though the foyer, shouting her slogans.
Please add JS-J to the censure motion”
Today, in a deliberate abuse of senate privilege, Thorpe shouted at Senator Antic across the chamber and called him a “racist”. It took many requests before she retracted. I’m sorry, she’s unhinged and an embarrassment to parliament, she should be forced out. I’m tired of the left constantly dog-whistling smears such as racist, Nazi and far-right at their ideological opponents. It’s despicable. The parliament is becoming a joke.
But actually, these freaks are there because mindless morons vote for them, usually mindless well off morons in the more affluent electorates of this country. It’s these voters who are the joke.
Old Bloke, it’s the WEF, the WHO, and every other organisation under the umbrella of the UN – so much depravity.
JC:
It was a perfectly reasonable comment to make, JC.
The fact you find it off-putting is not my problem.
You can just scroll by if it causes you such emotional trauma, you know?
But actually, these freaks are there because mindless morons vote for them, usually mindless well off morons in the more affluent electorates of this country. It’s these voters who are the joke.
as you say Cassie the future salvation of this country is in places like Harrington Park and Penrith, not Bellevue Hill and Mosman.
You think Trump reads the CAT?
You know who it is.
So they’re lying then – that it was 8 times worse than anything they’ve experienced?
Okay, so that’s the end of the discussion . All gerbil warming roads lead to nuclear. That’s really nothing else to discuss.
Anyway, leave me be this evening as I’m in emergency with appendicitis and likely to be butchered either late this evening or tomorrow morning. My only concern is that I have a few shorts I need to get out of so I’m hoping I’m put on the slab tomorrow . Don’t upset me this evening, Cronkite.
I can’t believe what I’m seeing. The ER is filled with old folk nursing bruises and shit as a result of “falls”. I’m sitting near triage and almost everyone is 110 and had a fall. FMD. Depressing as hell.
FMD. Depressing as hell.
good luck JC. Hospitals are places you wanna get out of as fast as possible.
Turtlehead,
Stop talking to me. Just ignore what I say and for goodness sake don’t agree with me as it’s embarrassing (to me). There lots of others you can gravel to and you can always post those scenarios of yours. Bugger off.
Apologies, Old Bloke -it was Winston who was suggesting the root stock removal if the WEF. Good idea, together with its nest of vipers.
Thorpe is a brilliant advertisement for the No vote.
In fact, she’s a walking billboard featuring the worst of bloated emancipation.
Keep her front and centre, and pumped full of privilege and pomposity.
Thanks Milt
Man the system works well. I’ve been feeling like crap since the weekend with continual stomach pain which really wasn’t located in any one place. We went out a lot of times last week with friends so I assumed at first it was all the crap I ate. By Tuesday the pain had only subsided a little so I got to see the doc on Wednesday. He ordered all these tests and a CT scan. I had the CT scan at like 4.30 this arvo and I was home by about 5.30. As soon as I got home I had the GP call telling me I had to get to a hospital ASAP and here I am waiting around and listening to all these “falls” by 110 year olds.
No kidding, if these old folks are unsteady on their feet why not use a freaking walker?
Anyway, leave me be this evening as I’m in emergency with appendicitis and likely to be butchered either late this evening or tomorrow morning.
You’ll be alright. Everyone gets their appendix out. Just flutter your eyelids at the surgeon and let him know you’re a shorter. Surgeons love share tips.
German Minister of Economics, Robert Habeck, Under Fire as Energy Driven Reality of Economic Collapse Starts Sinking In
shit, just how bad is yr situation ?
if it goes really bad, can I have yr toy car?
You want my car, Matrix? Really? I’ll put you in the will.
NBC News Laments How ‘Fear of Monkeypox’ Stopped Gays From ‘Going to Sex Parties’ and ‘Attending Orgies’
From Indolent’s link.
I don’t get the problem though. Don’t they have wind and solar?
Trump exposed these grubs but couldn’t beat them. They are not going to give him a second chance.
I doubt he will be permitted to be alive in 2024 if he decides to run….
tell me you didnt buy the battery thing … I don’t wanna be burdened with more problems
JCsays:
September 8, 2022 at 8:41 pm
All the best for a swift recovery.
Have you insisted on a surgeon from Melbourne, Sydney or a major US medical school?
“Anyway, leave me be this evening as I’m in emergency with appendicitis and likely to be butchered either late this evening or tomorrow morning. My only concern is that I have a few shorts I need to get out of so I’m hoping I’m put on the slab tomorrow . “
I hope you’re okay JC.
JCPA Defenders Say Media Cartel Bill Will Help Suppress ‘Misinformation’
Trump has caught them all. If you don’t understand this you need to simply read more.
I love y’all
+1
I’ll take the paintings.
Nuclear operator tells woke government to go fly a kite
You know, there are a two countries that really deserve the red hot poker of reality right up the rear. That’s Schweden and the krauts as they were the fuckheads who started the gerbil alarmism/hysteria. First it was their acid rain scare and when that faltered they went with gerbiling.
People here are constantly reminding us how intelligent the Germans are. Really?
They imposed sanctions on Russia when most of their gas came from there. And then, they believed the Americans who said they would make up the shortfall and the Americans walked from that commitment. LOL
Is it just me or do others also find Erin Molan’s tears re. being trolled online to be case of tedious “attention seeking”? Whatever happened to just shutting down your social media platforms?
Thanks Cassie, Bespoke. I’m fine. I’m shocked at the diagnosis as I thought appendicitis meant very localized intense pain. Not with me though.
Vaccine-boosted adults twice as likely to be hospitalized for COVID
I think I’ll start playing this iconic American 90s ad in the waiting room. The 110’s will get a thrill. 🙂
I’ve fallen and can’t get up.
COVID shot 100 times likelier to cause severe harm than prevent it
New study explains why university vaccine mandates are unethical
JC
Relax, it’s so routine these days, they probably let the computer do the op without supervision.
Seriously, you will be up and about before Monday.
All the best.
Top Chicago children’s hospital gets millions from liberal family to push transgender ideology
Hope all goes well, JC.
If not would you mind slinging a bit (say 1/2%) my way?
I’d love to buy 10,000acres somewhere in the Western District and grow wheat in your honour.
Test….
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I’m 100% certain I’ve ended up with appendicitis due to the vax and boosters. Where’s Stuthid as I want to apologize to him for being so rude and only now realizing that the vax has caused a massive global appendicitis outbreak.
Bush
Just curious, how much is it per acre for prime land in the western district?
Oh thanks too, Bush and B John.
B John, out Monday? Are you freaking kidding. That’s an eternity.
JC
Op tomorrow, relax for a day or so in bed, chat up the nurses.
And when you are fully recovered, demand that munty shouts you on lunch.
Bloody auto correct.
All the best, JC.
Don’t drink the hospital coffee.
Put the phone down.
The pre-med is making you delirious.
Bill Barr. Reading the comments, Fox has a problem pandering to gutless twits like Barr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tDfcn73zzU
Writhe around and demand morphine JC.
So then! Been very busy and haven’t had the chance to drop by ???? ??????????? for a good few months, but I trust this is still the best place to follow Russia’s failed invasion of Ukraine, amirite?!
JC,
Depends on the quality (rocks/no rocks) etc, but start at $5,000 and go from there.
What?? Don’t tell me this fine forum doesn’t recognise the Cyrillic alphabet?! Simply unbelievable.
Sancho will know.
missus was just telling me that rocks around your toilet bowl can be very grounding
she worried about the height and the width of the new dunny
lid up
lid down
turns out the new fake terrazzo tile on the floor has a very open pattern witch is kind of rock like
you’d pay more for rocks right?
JC, make sure you get lots of Ken Done, aka Endone, works a treat.
Lol Cassie.
I got on quite well with my M.I.L.- it was her daughter that turned into a pain in the arZe….
Seven is the magic number for pain relief when they ask how bad on a scale of one to ten.
Started and lost two world wars.
Gave all their stuff to Russia, then invaded it hoping it would be different to every other time someone tried to invade from the West.
Continue to wear lederhosen.
World champions of mutant porn.
No senses of humour.
Beaten by the French time and again.
When I was in for one of my many kidney ops I got asked by a nurse if I wanted food as I’d been fasting all day waiting for them to fit me in. I had some sandwiches. She asked if I wanted a coffee. I said you do know its not actually coffee. We have a special supply. I had a cup and was awake all night. I only have a really strong one at 6 am to kick start the heart. Tea after that. Good luck JC. Don’t call the surgeon Champ or Rooster if he doesn’t do what you tell him.
Lol. Champ is good I think.
Arky, when are you going to start up “Reaction Videos”? Seriously mate, it would suit you down to the ground.
The whole “Model A” cluster fuck was a fail. Small audience. You need to latch yourself on to popular culture.
KD, I watched Zips video where the dude predicted that the EU would bust up. Germany would side with Russia, Britain with the US, France would run Southern Europe and Turkey would take control of the large parts of the mid east.
The one that caused me a lot of consternation was France taking over the south. Can you fucking imagine just how insufferable they would be?
Didn’t like morphine, felt like a big spider walking up my arm and didn’t stop the pain in my neck. The nerve damage made the muscles in my shoulder and back go crazy. Diazepam worked.
Duk:
$200k for a Sherp? Plus on road costs? (If you can get it road registered with a top speed of sfa?)
PS. I also have the option of going to the United Kingdom or Florida USA, but love Australia too much.
Dude! Fuck Australia! Florida!
I like the French JC, especially the ones that gave Fitzsimian a seeing to.
Explain. Is that a Rugby thing?
The Rooster hasn’t been out for a long time. That really had me in stitches.
She is a major drama queen and a bore. I don’t bother watching her program.
France can’t run France.
Unless they mean France gets to run southern Europe because it resembles northern Africa so much. Dunno what Chermany has that Russia wants, and I reckon the US wants to stay the fuck away from another continental war in Europe.
Yeah Rugby, every now and again someone posts a clip of him cop a flogging and the other Wallabies look as if they wished they were doing it. I can’t link off my useless phone.
Have people been keeping up with the bullshit about Wayne Carey – the AFL footballer? A white powder bag fell out of his pocket, which he reckons it was an anti-inflammatory, but most likely it was coke.
He’s been banned from the casino, potentially losing commentating jobs and the AFL is could sanction him too.
Are there any limits to fucking virtue signaling in this place? It’s disgusting how this story has jumped the shark.
We recognise it. We just choose not to use it.
Like the other 99.99% of people on the planet.
KD Russians love Beemers.
Things not to call your surgeon:
Champ
Rooster
Big Fella
Tiger
Twitchy
Poindexter
Richie Rich
Gay
Rowan’s show was fabulous tonight…he had on the wonderful Katherine Deves and they interviewed the fabulous UK feminist Julie Bindel (I’ve long been of fan of Julie) who called out trannies and transgender activism for what it is….pure misogyny from males who hate women.
Also, Rowan has on every week a British commentator called Esther Krakue. Esther would have to be one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen on television.
If they love free Beemers they only need to invade as far as Dingolfing and Regensburg.
Fitzsimmons v French
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft5DV9Eic4U&t=91s
Tugger
Turbo
Squirt
Fuckwit
Buddy
JCsays:
September 8, 2022 at 10:03 pm
especially the ones that gave Fitzsimian a seeing to.
Explain. Is that a Rugby thing?
Something to cheer you up JC.
(I especially love that not one other Wallaby flew the flag for him after it happened.)
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=peter+fitzsimons+france&&view=detail&mid=D81527FE0065975F6025D81527FE0065975F6025&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dpeter%2Bfitzsimons%2Bfrance%26FORM%3DHDRSC3
Also, Rowan has on every week a British commentator called Esther Krakue. Esther would have to be one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen on television.
Absolutely!
JCsays:
September 8, 2022 at 10:09 pm
Have people been keeping up with the bullshit about Wayne Carey – the AFL footballer? A white powder bag fell out of his pocket, which he reckons it was an anti-inflammatory, but most likely it was coke.
He’s been banned from the casino, potentially losing commentating jobs and the AFL is could sanction him too.
Are there any limits to fucking virtue signaling in this place? It’s disgusting how this story has jumped the shark.
Fair comment JC, but I find it hard to sympathise with Wankery about anything.
Forget France running France.
France can’t fucking run any part of Paris which has an arrondissement number in double figures.
Edward Scissorhands
Jeffrey Dahmer
Are there any limits to fucking virtue signaling in this place?
No.
Tommy Alexander – “River Run Down”
A friend used to lament her daughter’s breezy attitude to boyfriends. My friend and her husband would become quite fond of their daughter’s boyfriend who would then be promptly dumped. The friend and her husband would miss the boyfriend but were not allowed to continue with the friendship. A new boyfriend soon eventuates and the pattern repeats. They were so relieved when the daughter eventually got married.
Or, under the partial influence of anaesthesia, start hanging shit on Carlton when the surgeon is a Blues fan.
I remembered doing it later but thought better of apologising.
Best pretend that never happened.
He’s welcome at “the track”. God, please let it be so.
Don’t care how much his eyes are wobbling about the place. The customer is always right.
Bespoke/Crazy old Ranga:
CAR: I’m still waiting for a reply about that large ‘safe’ and the contents of the 44 gallon drums, so don’t be too quick about addressing those boxes of frocks and saucepans.
Mine was (and, in all likelihood still is) a poisonous old mole. Used to wobble her head like a dashboard doll whenever she was being particularly righteous and on the horse.
Then her daughter (the ex) used to start doing the same head wobble, and after some reminding recognised that she did it.
Whenever I’d had a gutful of her shit I used to call by her mother’s name. ‘Yeah, no worries Marion.’
Kaboom, every time. It was delightful.
Re the bag of white powder falling out of Wine Curry’s pocket.
What is probably pissing him off is:-
.1 Knowing that those in the media and at AFL House sanctioning him are probably yuuuuge coke-heads themselves;
.2 Being lectured by Crown about morals and ethics.
Knuckle Dragger – vulgar American propagandist
Lederhosen – I have a pair that are pulled over my navel. Great with white socks to knees with a pair of thongs.
Love going to a shopping centre where a whole lot of black haired Meds with bent ash cigarettes hanging from their mouths – then give it to them – I’ll send you my tour guide
The French – pa – have you heard of the Franco Prussian war – 3 mill the the arse of 25 mill
– Russia see above
– 2 world wars – how many ring in did it take to stop ‘em
No sense of humour – ba – you could not handle a fart joke
Country which produces gorgeous blondes with envious German boobs
Sausage
Pastry
Engineering
What car do you dream of
World Cup – bye bye Italia and England
Sending their rejects to England eg Marx , Sachse Goethe
Classical music
I find Germans hypocritical and sanctimonious all at the same time. They take such pride in being environmentally compliant while outsourcing the dirty parts of their industries and energy to Russia and Asia. Anyone could have foreseen they would run into trouble relying on Russia and Putin’s caprice.
Queensland will be the next to go.
I received some wise advice once, a long time ago:
‘If you want to see how the misso looks decades later, be guided by how the mother looks now.’
Naturally, I ignored that advice.
Oh, and who defines a “brutal” settler?
My M-i-L had a funny turn at the niece’s 21st. Shearing shed gig, cold and boozy, nearly keeled over, ambulance for safety and checkup with her GP after.
Suddenly gripped by the fear that the F-i-L might survive the M-i-L… I nearly keeled over.
I mean I’ve had my bad turns with both, but my god, the old bloke is a toxic bit of work.
I’m told we’ll see the fateful spot where Princip shot the Archduke.
‘World War One a mistake. Archduke Ferdinand found alive.’
Cyrillic alphabet has its advantages when writing out betting tickets.
Other than that, it’s pretty much useless in the English speaking world as a whole.
Oho. I’ve been called some things in my time, but American – geez. Stings.
Anyway – Chermany is a freezing, windswept country inhabited by millions of depressed, repressed social misfits whose only recent achievement is leading the world in monkeypox exports.
the outbreak seems to have finally stopped, took them a while to get the hint
JC:
A surprisingly large amount of them trip over their walkers.
Queen about to pop clogs?
JC:
If you give Bespoke the paintings, can I have the gold plated lions flanking your driveway?
Please?
They are “cold in the soul”. Don’t let the beer hall frivolity fool you.
Well, I’ve seen the spot. A tiny side street just off the main drag. They even have Princip’s foot position in bronze on the footpath.
And, oddly enough, it’s still a little street – you have to watch out for cars turning the corner.
The fate of millions turned on a chance change of route and a determined nineteen year old.
JC, you’re not there on your own, are you ?
Let us know when visiting hours are tomorrow and we can have a meet up.
It will be just the same as one of Lizzie’s.
Have a go at this cold hearted German fuckwit reacting to Johnny Farnham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Aq2ZUWDeI
Just scrolled back. Good luck, JC. Glad they caught the thing before it burst.
Riposte:
Don’t start ’em.
I Googled ‘German comedians’, and was rewarded with a picture of Adam Sandler.
Until the owners of said boobs are 25, at which point they migrate to become bingo wings.
African.
French.
I will applaud construction of the Zoobunker and Friedrichschain bunkers/anti-aircraft fortresses in 1943.
Mini Moke.
Soccer. The most boring game on earth. See above. Next.
They kept Goebbels and Mengele though.
That makes the monkeypox easier to bear, at least until the pustules burst.
See?
If the Queen goes, chuck will be the end of the royal family.
Thanks, calli.
Baby you’re a gun
Queen about to pop clogs?
Phew! The Queen is going to make it!
Been thinking about Fathers-in-Law a bit, in particular the one that got away, absolutely golden bloke who’d been battling cancer for decades on and off. Funeral was tuesday, I’ve been out of the loop for too long, and I’m struggling to write a concise condolence card to his widow. I loved him in my way.
Dover, who were you exchanging with re adoptions? Old Ozzie? I think it started as a step-parenting ssm idea, but then your rep said that there is now a cultural objection to adoption, and I got the impression that it was from a Stolen Generationses viewpoint…
Two of the most important friendships in my life were with adopted kids- one the daughter of the recent departed, who was my first girlfriend, the other the guitarist from my second band, whom I’m still very close to, and getting closer. I knew them both when they were going through the discovery of their birth parents- the girl was turning 21, and there are thresholds to information which are released at rising age brackets- at different stages a kid and the parents can access anonymised personal data, medical info, weight height eye colour, and parent s and kids can open doors through a mediator to make contact… if the other party agrees. At any rate, the girl had gone through one set of hurdles at 18, with much wringered emotions with her mum and dad at home, who she loved dearly, and again at 21 where she’d submitted the forms to the adoptions mediator to directly contact her parents… but been blocked. She actually went on a bit of a binge, which i attribute 99% to that rejection, because she was 99% happy at home with her life and natural-born sister too which is a funny thing that actually happened quite often.
Years later, after we’d broken up, she was contacted out of the blue. Her parents, who had been very young when she was born, stayed together, got married and had more kids, and some pissed aunt at one of those kids’ 21st had grabbed the mic and said “hey tell us about when yer mum and dad flew to Perth and left that baby there”
The kids were mobilized, luckily the eldest had left an open invitiation through the mediator, so she met the whole half clan at the age of 24 or something.
Same thing happened to my muso mate, he was in his 40’s when his birth dad had a turn and reached out after all. But that mate had a very fractured relationship with his alchoholic mother and military dad, and had kicked out of home at 18 to stand on his own feet, cut apron strings and escape the gratitude guilt trips from the couple who had adopted him as a newborn, and then a sister too. Reads a bit like a Venice Film Festival opener from the 90’s, dunnit?
Anyhoo, maybe they are a dying breed, the last generation to who an abortion was unthinkable and adoption was commonplace, and finding their peace in the information age where no-one is ever lost, and where adopting parents are only ever in the headlines for genocide and p-philia.
The other interesting thing about Sarajevo is that it’s in a bowl. The town sits at the bottom, closely surrounded by mountains.
The buggers just sat on the hillsides shelling the place – no one was safe. No concern for civilians, they were all targets.
It was the longest siege since WWII. The footpaths are full of holes and there are memorials all around the old city – shell holes filled with red resin representing the blood that was spilled. It’s all quite poignant.
JC
Be sure to insist on a surgeon or ho uses a knife and fork.
If that advice is good enough for flying…
Baby you’re a gun
Is that Sarah Sea Patrol?!
Beyond the Stars
Willie Nelson be gone soon too.
troubles
dillo John Farnham was very popular in Germany, huge concerts for the Voice tour. The only positive thing about his recent surgery is no more final tours.
Thanks Calli
Lonely
she’s good
Another day, another rapper…
‘I need justice to be done’: Crying mother accuses Met Police of ‘racism’ after her unarmed rapper son, 24, was shot dead by officers after chase
Don’t drink the hospital coffee.
And don’t drink the hand sanitiser in ER (it happens, some of the dipsos can’t resist).
Hope it goes quickly and smothly, JC.
((Wally))
Jeez you’re a spiteful, neurotic girl, Turtlehead. Nursing was really the right job for you, you ridiculous piece of human trash.
Now go cry a little bit and get ready to go talk to someone here about what a meanie I am.
You will never measure up, turtlehead because you don’t have it in you. You’re a buffoon.
Thanks Real D. I’m sure it will. It’s actually more annoying than anything else.
If the Queen is so ill the family has has been summoned then it does not look good. The dumb ginger and his crass narcissist wife are heading to Balmoral as well.
Thar might be enough to have her sit up in bed and tell them to F right off.
Oldozzie
Economy Minister Guy Parmelin asserted, “We are not a police state,” although he acknowledged police would perform “spot checks” to try to catch violators.
Anyone who lived in Switzerland for a decent time would laugh at that claim.
You can’t even fart in your own home without somebody knowing about it.
The Germans are pretty cold people. The book “All is Quite on the Western Front” is intuitive as to how soldiers are all the same. I’m not buying the narrative.
It seems to me that “culture” is important. Let’s see how Americans react to “Our John” singing the same song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGJ2kAI5dgE
This is a perfect illustration of why America will win against Europe and WEF.
Wow, the Queen sounds she almost gonsky. That’s really sad as she has been a real trooper. Amazing life and so dutiful too. I must say though that she ended up having some rotten kids.
And beautiful choice of blog header, Dover.
No matter where you stand on the future of the monarchy, QE2 has done a sterling job. Brilliant to make it 70 years of service. Not many of us could keep up working at that pace to the very end.
Next up the tampon obsessed nitwit.
Arma
1/7th of the American white population have German heritage. Prior to WW1 there were schools in the mid west where the first language taught was German.
The dumb ginger and his crass narcissist wife are heading to Balmoral as well.
Enough to get anyone riled up.