Erminia and the Shepherds, Eugene Delacroix, 1859
To be clear, ‘code’ doesn’t mean safety or proper construction or anything like that, although that is part of it.…
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Ooooh, yes Minister, YES!
Too cold? Too hot? I wonder what’s in common with these two stories? Half of U.S. at risk for blackouts…
The [electric] Bersey cabs were short-lived, ceasing operations by 1900.Why?Competition from the Internal Combustion Engine.Gasoline-powered vehicles became more affordable and…
I earlier this morning invited my family to share Christmas with us this year – a bold move considering the…
Look upon these hilarious Christian pundits as prophets.
They’re bound to be right.
And more jokes……………………….
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two bratty kids in tow. Up and down the aisles she screams obscenities at them. The kids of course act miserable the whole time. No one has a clue what to do or say. As a result, the whole place is in a tense hush wherever the three of them go.
Finally, the manager sends over the official Wal-Mart Greeter. He tells the elderly man to see if he can get some peace and quiet one of the kids kicks. For his efforts, he is immediately kicked in the leg by one of the kids. Unfazed, he puts on his official greeter face and says “Good morning, Ma’am, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you’ve got there – are they twins?”
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say “Hell no, they aint twins. The oldest one, he’s 9 and the younger one, she’s 7”.
The woman actually pauses for a moment. “Hey, why would you think they’re twins? Do you really think they look alike?”
“No” replies the greeter “it was just beyond my imagination to think you could actually have gotten fucked more than once!”
The Bee has a UK counterpart – Ship of Fools. Not quite as politics-driven, but still fun.
Today…Chance of Rapture – 83.1%. Temperature of Hell – clearly off the scale.
Is this the same Dan who ordered his storm troopers to open fire on ordinary citizens gathering in support of freedom at its very sacred heart (the Shrine of Remembrance), then gaslit those same ordinary citizens as desecrating that place?
Eternity in hell is not enough for you Dan, I am going to need something more.
Which form of proverb do you prefer Better late than never, or Better never than late?
– Lewis Carroll
It isn’t the fact that he is spraying cash out of a fire hose that matters.
That is what Labor does.
It is who they are spraying cash at which is telling.
Codgers and fishing and boating people are not his natural constituency.
He is desparate and the internal polling must be ordinary.
Memo to those of you who still have a boat … your free fishing and boating licence will be worth exactly it’s face value.
Because when Dan has to pander to the Greens and Animals Straya, you won’t be allowed to use it.
They have already choked off maintenance funding for a number of jetties and piers around the bays, hoping to render them “unsafe” and turn them over for re-wilding.
It’s more important he gets there quickly.
Is this the same Dan who ordered his storm troopers to open fire on ordinary citizens gathering in support of freedom at its very sacred heart (the Shrine of Remembrance), then gaslit those same ordinary citizens as desecrating that place?
Eternity in hell is not enough for you Dan, I am going to need something more.
If the voters of Victoria vote for this Laybore Guv’ment in November then they deserve another 4 years of Dan’s Madness.
‘Take my advice – I’m not using it’
U.S. Sending Nukes To Finland’s Border With Russia
The Jimmy Dore Show
Can you show us on the doll were the bad man hurt you, you’re safe here.
Harvesting canola in the Eastern Wheatbelt of Western Australia – 2 tonnes to the hectare, half the crop forward sold at $1200 per tonne…
But my hunting and shooting licences will be fine right?
T20.
Clog Wogs did the Saffies in.
Gold!
Another team riven with SJW bullshit.
For them it is racial quotas in selection.
This is bullshit lazy thinking.
Labor are in power federally, so therefore you must deserve this inept Socialist Albo Govt.
Peta Credlin in the Hun:
Spooked by his broken promise on power prices, Anthony Albanese is talking himself into a corner.
On Friday, he declared that cabinet would meet this week to alleviate soaring energy costs for households and businesses. His trouble is that all the options on the table – industry codes of conduct to pressure companies to “voluntarily” change what they do; direct intervention in the market, such as price caps and ordering companies to break export contracts; and super taxes on company profits to fund handouts to struggling families and employers – would end up making a bad situation worse.
The pre-election pledge to cut annual power bills by $275 per household is now cursing the Albanese government like Julia Gillard’s no carbon tax promise. It should never have been made, given that running power systems to reduce emissions rather than produce affordable and reliable energy has so far always put prices up.
And as for the quick fixes now being considered, putting a cap on gas prices will increase demand – while reducing supply and driving away investment – is a recipe for rationing. Further, companies that have invested tens of billions to develop Australian gas fields on the strength of forward contracts to overseas customers aren’t exactly going to welcome being ordered to break them. Indeed, almost nothing could do more damage to Australia’s standing as a safe place to invest.
Perhaps the silliest contribution to the energy debate last week was from NSW Treasurer Matt Kean, who demanded that Western Australia provide the other states with its own reserved gas.
Obviously, he doesn’t know that there’s no east-west gas pipeline and no gas import terminals on the east coast either. As every sensible economist knows, the only effective way to reduce prices is to reduce demand or to increase supply.
Even if our energy follies mean that we keep exporting our heavy industry overseas, the rush to electric cars will significantly increase our demand for power; yet all the government can offer is ever more renewable wind and solar power, even though we need power 24/7, not just when the sun is shining and the wind is blowing.
Our increasingly desperate need, in order to avoid the energy fate of Europe, is more 24/7, dispatchable power.
That means not allowing any more of our existing coal-fired power stations to close prematurely, cutting through the green tape and state government bans that are stopping any new gas fields, building new coal plants with 40 per cent less emissions than the current ones, and ending the legal ban on nuclear power.
None of that will be on the cabinet agenda this week.
Mind you, I still think Labor will win the Victorian election, albeit with a bit of paint off.
This is all about Saving Private Andrews from an internal ALP perspective.
Matt Kean. FMD
OK, some background on Trump’s remark in PA:
If true, this is not a good sign from DeSantis. Good thread from Baris.
Carroll’s Alice and I have a lot in common. Apart from long, blonde hair.
I never obey my own good advice. No fun in that.
I noted, when this was first reported last night, how quick they were to label it a ‘tragedy’, which belled the cat as a maternal murder-suicide (they are remarkably common). Had it been the father, it would have been presented as an atrocity.
Makkasays:
November 6, 2022 at 2:38 pm
If the voters of Victoria vote for this Laybore Guv’ment in November then they deserve another 4 years of Dan’s Madness.
This is bullshit lazy thinking.
Labor are in power federally, so therefore you must deserve this inept Socialist Albo Govt.
NO it is not. It is LAZY VOTER VOTING. Piss weak voters who deserve all that they get. Lucky that I live in a more happy NSW…………………….lol
In previous years I would have had other commentary to make.
However, given that Pell, Lehrmann, the Sydney cop, an NT cop and the tradie in Melbourne were all charged with sexual assault despite exculpatory evidence and the blindingly obvious physical impossibilities of the alleged acts, and all put through years of grief before acquittal (not yet with Lehrmann, I know, I know) – are we still believing all women? The Tele:
Sri Lankan World Cup cricket star Danushka Gunathilaka has been charged following the alleged sexual assault of a woman in Sydney’s east.
Just hours after Sri Lanka’s loss to England at the SCG on Saturday night sent Australia crashing out of the World Cup, police swooped on the Sri Lankan team hotel on Sussex Street and arrested Gunathilaka shortly before 1am.
It is understood the Sri Lanka team was about to board a bus for the airport ahead of their flight home when the arrest was made. It’s alleged a 29-year-old woman had been sexually assaulted at a residence in Rose Bay last week.
And:
If this is genuine, then I feel for the victim because she will now be subject to additional scrutiny – thanks to dodgy complainants, dodgier investigative practices and even dodgier prosecutors.
Blockquotes. Para 3 – 5.
It’s really hot up here today.
And this one is for Jug Ears Batty Dan the Dick Head Man of Victoria………………
Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you’re at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.
– Lewis Carroll
“are we still believing all women”
I never have.
Cassie of Sydneysays:
November 6, 2022 at 2:59 pm
“are we still believing all women”
I never have.
Only my Mum and my Nan. But not my ex-wife…………….My daughter? Well, the Jury is still out…………lol
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It was Charles Tenniel’s idea to have Alice as a blonde, Cassie. Carrol’s girl was black-haired at her genesis.
*Calli, sorry!
Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.
– Lewis Carroll
You’re a fkwit Rotten. No matter where you live.
Unkind commenter, on the Oz, pointing out that that’s a little more then twice the sum Andrews pledged the netballers, after Gina Rinhart withdrew funding.
My neighbour with the big boobs has been walking up and down the garden topless all day. Just wish his wife would do the same.
Could be Dan the Bat Man and his Big Jug Ears as well as his Bill Shorten Man Boobs…………………….lol
Makkasays:
November 6, 2022 at 3:08 pm
NO it is not
You’re a fkwit Rotten. No matter where you live.
Thank you for your kind comment. And I hope that you live in Stalanist Vicktoria and get get all you want………………In spades………………..Now, let’s have more jokes. Jerky Crunt JC, Stencho Pantyhose, STruth, Montypox Virus. Dick Head Ed Case a suitable Case for Treatment and many others. I love Free Speech and no swearing but in the Fish Bowl here there are so many small fish it is not funny. All full of their own self importance. Plonkers galore……………….
Happy Sunday to you all………………………………………..
China finally achieved their aim. To Coronise the world.
– And so said Buddha (who was quite smart)
Two guys wandered into a bar. One of the men shouted to the barkeeper “Hiya, Mike. Set ’em up for me and my pal here”. Then he turned to his slightly dim partner and boasted “This is a great bar. For every two drinks you buy, the house gives you one. And the pinball machines in the back are free!” “That’s not so great” his friend responded. “There’s a bar across town that’ll match you drink for drink, and you can get laid in the back for free”. “Where is this place?” the first guy exclaimed. “Oh, I don’t know” the dim fellow replied “but my wife goes there all the time”.
The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today.
– Lewis Carroll
Cronkite, where the fuck is this coming from? Are you in and out of some parallel universe where my parallel image suggests the Demons won’t cheat? I’ve been agreeing with you for years, doofus. Don’t you recall how many times I’ve said only you and artie were warning about cheating in 2020 and that I was never going to contra you about this? You idiot, wake up.
Rodney Rottenhead.
Is there any chance you could stop spamming the site about how much you want to despise me and others and saying want to run us off the site 48 times a day?
For someone claiming he wants free speech:
Well yeah, only if it applies to you, you spammer. Fuck off.
Tom
It’s hard to distinguish satire from serious discussion these days. 🙂
The time has come,’ the walrus said, ‘to talk of many things: of shoes and ships – and sealing wax – of cabbages and kings.’
– Lewis Carroll
HBBear. My peg fell out. What sort do you have. A Mic-key Barb or Ami one. When that happens here I just replace it double quick with a spare that I have for that purpose. Get the Stoma mob to teach you or your partner how to do it and have emergency replacement close at hand to insert before the stomach muscles close together. If possible just insert old peg and hold/tape until you get set up then insert the new one and get the balloon inflated. And Bobs your Uncle.
JRot is my best friend.
Be nice to him.
If you want to stay on my Christmas card list.
Oh no! What will you pith with?
An Irish woman of advancing years visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido.
“What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor. “Not a chance” she replied. “He won’t even take an aspirin”.
“Not a problem” said the doctor. “Give him an Irish Viagra”. “What on Earth is Irish Viagra?” she asked.
“It’s Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won’t even taste it. Let me know how it goes” he said.
She called the doctor the very next afternoon.
“How did it go?” he asked. “Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was terrible. Just horrid, I tell ya! I’m beside meself!” “Oh, no! What in the world happened?”
“Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I put the Viagra in his morning coffee, and he drank it. Well, you know, it took effect almost immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging. Then, with one fierce swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else that was on the table flying across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there, right on top of the table. T’was a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!”
“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor “Wasn’t the sex good?” “Freakin jaysus, it was the best sex I’ve had in me last 25 years, but sure as I’m sittin’ here, doctor, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”
That’s the reason they’re called lessons, because they lesson from day to day.
– Lewis Carroll
Is Johnny Rotten a bot?
Should we pay $8 a month to post here?
Someone linked to Roger Franklin’s piece in Quadrant about Demons cheating. It’s really good.
Here’s the link again
https://quadrant.org.au/opinion/america/2022/11/the-diamond-and-the-oval-office/
JCsays:
November 6, 2022 at 3:48 pm
Rodney Rottenhead.
Is there any chance you could stop spamming the site about how much you want to despise me and others and saying want to run us off the site 48 times a day?
For someone claiming he wants free speech:
I love Free Speech
Well yeah, only if it applies to you, you spammer. Fuck off.
Jerky Crunt just keep voting for Dan the Batman in your State of Despair called Vicktoria Stan. People here are trying to help you out but as you have NFI you don’t know where to go it seems. LOL
I keep voting for him, do I?
Here’s a joke for the English:
Mick Jagger walks into a gay bar….
JC Jerky Crunt.
If you think you can count well you can’t. There is no way that I am posting 48 times a day here and you are obviously living in MelBum and deluded………………………….Keep voting for Dan the Bat Ears Man and have fun………….lol
No, Johnny Rotten is a Bad Boy and he Loves it……………………..lol
Cronkite, where the fuck is this coming from? Are you in and out of some parallel universe where my parallel image suggests the Demons won’t cheat? I’ve been agreeing with you for years, doofus. Don’t you recall how many times I’ve said only you and artie were warning about cheating in 2020 and that I was never going to contra you about this? You idiot, wake up.
Did you. I thought you said when I said the mid-terms were stuffed, that the demorats couldn’t cheat their way out again. But since you say you didn’t, I’ll accept that. Or maybe you just don’t want to handwash crotchless’s crotchless panties. Which is pretty weak of you.
HAIR: THE FEMALE VERSION
WOMAN #1: Oh, you got a haircut! That’s so cute!
WOMAN #2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy-looking?
WOMAN #1: Oh Goodness, no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with it how it is, I think.
WOMAN #2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts-that would really suit you. I was going to do that except that I was afraid it would accentuate my long neck.
WOMAN #1: What’s wrong with your neck? I would love to have a neck like yours; anything to take attention away from my awful shoulder line.
WOMAN #2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything hangs so well on you. You’re like a walking fashion catalogue. But look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders, I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
HAIR: THE MALE VERSION
MAN #1: Haircut?
MAN #2: Yeah.
No, I said that they would find it hard to cheat the house. I think they will steal the senate.
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Sure, but it is very rarely the father.
I’d say mothers murder the kids at 10 times the rate of Fathers.
At least.
No.
You’ve been saying that exact same thing for years, yet we’re all still here.
Suck it up.
And stop calling me “Rodney”
Unless the Uber Drivers implode against the T-shirt Manufacturers, the T20 semis will be:-
Sheep Shaggers vs Call Centre Guys.
Soap Dodgers vs Uber Drivers.
….
Apologies for crickit talk whilst the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
Because not enough real men.
Like me.
Driller,
Focus on lying about a plagiarist and go pick up those filthy sheets. You know the ones. Those with dark spots on them.
You realise more people can play that game. Now go pick up the sheets, you filthy troll.
You’re leaving dark spots on your sheets?
Doesn’t sound good.
Seek a consultation with a medical specialist, urgently.
We wouldn’t want to lose you.
No . Rotten is just a vanilla dickhead and he loves it. Oh yeah…. lol.
I think they will steal the senate.
Fetterman is the marker. Having biden, a completely corrupt sexual deviant get cheated in is one thing; but fetterman, a brain dead, rich, spoilt brat get in means the US electoral system is beyond redemption. Lake is the other one. She is probably the best candidate the GOP has had period.
“Panadol” is trending on Twitter.
They’re demanding sales be limited to 1 x pack of 20.
You haven’t worked out that’s why it’s being pushed? Poor old buggers with hard yakka joints will start looking for illegal drugs like Fentanyl.
Exactly like what happened with Morphine after WW1.
Just like what happened with cocaine after the 90’s.
The aim is to make life as bloody miserable for old farts so that they want the euthanasia jab.
(O.K. I’m only half joking, but you know who isn’t affected by a life time of hard yakka? Unless of course you can get arthritic arseholes from sitting on Parliamentary leather.)
Chemist direct still sells in bulk unlike the others.
Start collecting because you know bloody well the trial balloon they floated wasn’t just for shits and giggles.
He’s a bot.
It’s over for the botcels.
FlungDuk:
Are your cruisers still the regulation length, or are they now a foot longer than when you brought them?
Have you heard his wife? Fetterhead is brain dead. She’s worse.
https://nypost.com/2022/10/28/john-fettermans-wife-gisele-claims-swimming-is-racist/
From Unz Review:
https://watcher.guru/news/elon-musk-agrees-twitter-employees-sold-verification-previously
Weed and ecstasy are cheap.
Tucker Carlson: NBC doesn’t want you to see this
Useless, lazy slob. Can’t even provide clean sheets to folks paying 250 bucks a night for a motel room.
He’s a distinguished naval orange. Who cares if he plagiarized threads. I lie about owning a pub.
ACCC is conducting a little survey into Lithium-Ion batteries – if anyone is interested.
https://consultation.accc.gov.au/accc/lithium-ion-battery-product-safety-survey/
Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews is pledging $37 million for a new veterans card that will include $100 credit for car registration, free fishing and boating licences
Not game to put guns and ammo on the discount list?
Yes. Alice Liddell.
I had Tenneil’s Alice front of mind. Two images – Drink Me and Flamingo Croquet.
As it turns out, I have been out of doors playing “croquet” with iris sections and now the G&T is saying….
How ever said there’s no such thing as an after life.
https://townhall.com/columnists/joshhammer/2022/11/04/the-return-of-bibi-netanyahu-n2615461
If the voters of Victoria vote for this Laybore Guv’ment in November then they deserve another 4 years of Dan’s Madness.
Assuming that it’s actually a fair ballot.
If you’ve thieved, lied and cheated about everything else…..
(Note that election integrity will be effectively overseen by CFMEU members. Why the electoral oversight monkeying if a straight up win was assured?)
They Democrats have 11,668 votes ready to deploy.
The
FFS
How Elites Will Create a New Class of Slaves | Whitney Webb | The Glenn Beck Podcast | Ep 162
The girlfriend of Richard Francis Burton, at least in Philip Jose Farmer’s book “To your scattered bodies go” (1971)
Government mongs and medicine.
“ oh no a person has abused a drug used by millions, obviously we must protect them by restricting access for everybody else”
Eg: there has been a nasty flu for the last few months that you end up with a dry hacking cough Cora week or 2. Longer if you are unlucky. Lots of no- sleep as you constantly wake with it.
Seen quite a few with it, ordinary cough medicine is shit for it.
Finally find one that works. Chemist only. Show License to get. 5 minute lecture on it…..
Basically it’s codeine based and works straight away. Cough gone, person recovers quick as they are now getting sleep.
It’s a spiral of turds abusing drugs. And instead of dealing with turds they “ do something” which screws over the 99% of other people.
Rosie:
I suppose a healthy dose of our filthy money will help her get over it.
Or as a bloke once said “If you are that sensitive to us making cartoons about your paedophile holy man, perhaps Australia isn’t where you should be headed.”
“The department is reviewing this incident. Once the review is complete, the department will decide whether any extra advice should be provided to schools in relation to similar sensitive issues.
“Full support is being provided to any student that has been affected.”
Way to go, department. That will stop the practice of whinging every time someone smells offensive content.
Oaf, just looked that one up. Rabbit hole sci-fi. 😀
This is why you should be skeptical about almost everything these days.
Look at this vid.
it shows a packed crowd for the fetterhead.
Then look at this vid showing the same but half packed arena.
Yes, Farmer wrote some pretty “out there” sci-fi in his day!
Pushed the field into some uncharted areas, part of the whole new wave of 60s sci-fi I suppose.
Doves, it isn’t really, given she’s almost as stupid as he is.
The Fetterwoman’s most profound statement of this electoral campaign:
Televisual j’ismist bimbo:
“So, the Fetterlump, you’re saying tonight that you support fracking, that you’ve always supported fracking, but there is that regrettable 2018 interview that you said, quote: ‘I don’t support fracking at all’, so how do you square the two?”
The Fetterlump*:
“err, uh, I do support fracking and I don’t, I don’t support fracking and I stand and I do support fracking, I tells ya”
😕
*Yes that’s what he actually said (with some slight license at the very end) I’ve just listened to it.
A Mark Dice recommendation.
Weird how some names followed Bubba to Washington.
Not weird, by today’s standards, is how the media
(Arkansas Democrat Gazette but of course) worked hand in hand with the machine.
Suddenly my “Dodgy as shit gene” is getting excited.
How on Earth could a Teacher get through Teacher School without knowing Islam is untouchable and that all must bow before Mohammeds mighty cause?
I think a little more digging is required before decisions are made and cheques are signed…
Now this is funny.
The Australian Swamp:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkOhOi6Yxzw
If you’re meaning me, what is your source?
(Now the tap dancing starts, this will be fun)
FMD, worse than a sewer.
Btw; my hotel rooms are $630 per night.
There’s a place in Vic called Buckley Swamp. That pretty much sums up Sicktoria, its a swamp and we’ve got Buckley’s.
It’s a spiral of turds abusing drugs. And instead of dealing with turds they “ do something” which screws over the 99% of other people.
HorseShit.
Panadol doesn’t work, plus it can stop your liver.
But what about this?
People wound themselves in the lower legs, then rub shit into the wound to cause infection.
Purpose: serious infection requires strong Prescription only painkillers.
Not infrequently, amputation of lower leg is required.
So, the taxpayer ends up funding, housing and feeding this droog for the rest of his life.
Wouldn’t it be simpler to take the Eugenic approach and allow these people the drugs they want?
It’s not fucking Rocket Science.
Can Musk recover Twitter after this. The UN?
Btw; my hotel rooms are $630 per night.
There’s a girl comes with the Room, right?
The only “human rights” they care about are their own.
UN to Musk: Ensure Twitter respects human rights
The Musk needs to keep laying waste to twatter.
In this mighty endeavour, he needs our support, Cats. 🙂
It is disappointing however, that Fatty Trump is refusing to rejoin.
‘A Chilling Signal That the Days of Free Wheeling Are Going to Be Reined In’: Arthur Herman on China
China in Focus – NTD
Paracetamol certainly works for me, as does asprin. I’ve never tried ibuprofen. Various times I’ve done partial syntheses of all three – paracetamol and asprin were undergraduate pracs and ibuprofen was a target for the stuff I was doing for PhD.
But yes paracetamol seems to be a significant danger, and I find the weird emphasis on it over asprin to be a little disturbing. Maybe it’s cheaper to produce, I don’t know.
Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Govt Covid Stupidity says:
Why assume I was talking about you, Driller?
There must be another motel employee here pretending he’s Conrad Hilton.
Now fuck off and stop wasting our time. Go clean in the mold people complained about.
You dickhead.
As posted by an indivegetable who’s allegedly “addicted to s***s”
Eddles, for goodness’ sake.
What’s the deal with the baby talk, Rabz?
An ad on youtube: “The NSW government is helping Silly and her kiddies reduce the cost of living”
marxism – you’re wading thigh high through it’s unrelenting stinkiness …
More on twitter
Employees were selling Blue Ticks for 15K apiece according to Tim Pool.
Musk confirms it.
jeez lord, what has been uncovered in that shithole. He really has a huge job.
https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1589016308968194049
worked for me
missus did the negotiating with the chemist
not because it was keeping me awake.
because it was keeping her awake
Eddles – I’m not the personage allegedly “addicted to sluts”.
That would be your good self.
A few days ago a former employee refused to vacate the staff quarters. “You can’t make me move out, I’m entitled to at least four weeks occupancy, I know the law!”
(No comment from me, beyond a quiet “here we go again” to myself)
Yeah, they knew the law eh? Thirty minutes later they were wearing handcuffs in the back of a paddy wagon.
Would have been smarter to vacate the premises when you quit the job, smartypants.
Blowhartd alert.
I didn’t.
You may benefit from obtaining a dictionary & using it to look up the meaning of the word “if”
Did you get caught in a motel with a “friend”?
worked for me
missus did the negotiating with the chemist
not because it was keeping me awake.
because it was keeping her awake
Maate:
That is absolute HorseShit.
Chemist can’t issue anything containing Codeine without a Doctor’s Scrip.
Since November 30 2017.
Thank Turnbull for that [and the squiggly lights fulla Mercury].
Yes, but she wouldn’t suit you.
She’s conscious, and not bound up in the boot of a car.
Oh yeah, except for the kids.
UN staff allegedly responsible for over 60,000 cases of sexual exploitation
Okaaaay.
What’s your price for the one in the boot, Mater?
… fortunately JC appears to have his own warning siren
Groogs, shut up and get the van and chloroform.
I you say so Ed.
So, what do reckon Dihydrocodeine Sorbitol is?
… cos’ that’s what it says on the bottle
Haha, maybe they’re worried about sea level rise.
Climate protesters block planes from leaving at airport in Amsterdam (Sky New, 6 Nov)
Schiphol Airport is about 3 m below sea level. It might drown!
Never really pondered it, Ed.
What’s the going rate?
I like jokes and not JC (Jerky Crunt) piss weak comments…………..lol
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… you know what?” “What dear?” She asked gently. “I think you’re bad luck!”
Kee-rikey, I may have to start reading Ed Case, if this is the grade of laughs I’m missing out on.
I have proved by actual trial that a letter, that takes an hour to write, takes only about 3 minutes to read!
– Lewis Carroll
Mergaroid chimes in. Relevant as always.
You don’t read him? Driller says he does. What did you think of his 12 out 14 points describing Driller as a clinically diagnosed psychopath?
Lol, lol.
wait, what, JC has a reversing siren too?
one with the lot … who knew?
The quickest draw on a building site, he said.
JC … it should be fun and creative rather than abusive and bitter
you’re on the wrong side of the line … just saying
If you’re finding Groogs funny seek help.
Musk is erecting a paywall lol. He has no idea what he is doing.
I bought something that has codeine in it but lower than needs a script pharmacist friend told me about them however not on shelf had to ask for it and give drivers licence.
Get your gluten levels checked.
Of course he doesn’t. He needs Fatboy, running a fantasy site, as a trusted adviser.
Fatboy, you think he should allow employees to sell blue ticks at 15K apiece. What’s your advice on that?
I’m no sure if that’s directed to me. No bread today. Nice evening meal of prawns done Mid East style with chic peas and other stuff. I only have bread 3 days a week. Gluten is the silent killer.
Dumb.
What led to that, I wonder?
I suspect it means Trump is going to announce he’s running after the mid-terms.
How’s the mutton intake JC?
Only for the blue-check bourgeoisie.
You know, the people who can most afford it.
It’s very progressive, Monty.
You mean spring lamb? I’m not a yuge fan of lamb. Take it or leave it.
Cassie of Sydney says:
November 6, 2022 at 10:50 am
“A report has found that p3dophiles are able to hide previous convictions when applying for jobs in schools and nurseries by self IDing as transgender, because privacy rules mean employers cannot find out what ‘trans people’ did under their previous names”
How utterly unsurprising.
That rule only applies if they have all their tackle lopped. Then let’s see how serious they really are.
it’s typical Trump, no tolerance for disloyalty
“He has no idea what he is doing.”
I suspect he has more idea on one day than you do in a decade.
From upthread:
And this:
What disloyalty has DeSantis shown?
My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.
– John Cleese
This is what they were afraid of.
Musk lifting the curtain to expose all the shit they were up to.
Running UN agendas, banning users on a whim, selling blue tick accreditation, suppressing “wrong speak” election commentary, the lot.
Okay.
Read Baris’s thread. The strategy is to split the R vote in 2024 in order to stymie Trump and return Biden or his replacement.
Relates to this I think.
No idea of the veracity, but Trump being a Twitter-watcher is likely to’ve seen this. Cosying up to Paul Ryan and McCarthy would be total poison to the GOP base. But then if this is a false flag you’d expect that sort of tactic to divide and separate Trump and DeSantis. I don’t know where I saw this, maybe here earlier on the OT. Make of it what you will.
Sanchez
It was universes worse than I ever imagined. The UN had a hand in the place? They were flogging off blue ticks at 15K. FMD.
Hehe, big snap to Dover! 😀
Dover
That’s not not ‘DeSanctimonious’. Trump being Trump would describe it as treacherous.
“Musk lifting the curtain to expose all the shit they were up to.
Running UN agendas, banning users on a whim, selling blue tick accreditation, suppressing “wrong speak” election commentary, the lot.”
It would be exactly the same at Facebook.
He may not intend to be funny.
I just got mine for $6.99
Dover, can you move this clown permanently over to the duel thread. It’s all he does. Just move him over there.
great interview, worth watching
Who are all these rim licking Hunchback supporters? I don’t know a single person that says anything positive about this fucker.
JCsays:
November 6, 2022 at 7:10 pm
Dover
And as I like to be very nawty here. So Dover, how about some downticks so that I can boot into that twat called JC who thinks that he owns this Site……………..Could be a lot of FUN for me………………..And a lot of others…………….lol
No chance they’ll compete for preselection.
Trump all but said in the Saturday night Latrobe PA rally that he’ll announce in the next fortnight he’s running in 2024. The Trump ego is running the show.
They’ll do a deal.
I’d prefer DeSantis runs in 2024 and Trump remains in the background as GOP godfather as his candidates usually win. He’ll be pushing 80 in 2024 and the geronotocracy is a live issue for both GOP and DNC voters.
It’s a win-win whichever of them tops the ticket in ’24.
Sounds a bit adolescent. “Behind the back of the man”?
Is Trump his chaperone?
Trump has put his finger on it with “De Sanctimonious”
Trump has more mongrel in him, despite all his flaws, not least an ego so large Princess Anne wouldn’t be able to showjump over it.
Just as well Trump has a big ego after all the vile personal attacks on him.
I hope DeSantis isn’t shaping up to be another Pence.
Ron DeSanctimonious! REAL TALK Time
Styxhexenhammer666
JC, you are a wimp. When anyone has a go at you, you then run a mile away. Over to another thread or somewhere………………….PLONKER………………………
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You only “split the vote” if you have a primary run-off and one candidate decides to run as an independent.
Now, which of the two is likely to run as a spoiler if they lose the primaries?
Hotel room in country Queensland, $650 a night. Bullshit.
DeSantis isn’t dumb. He knows the primary polls have Trump five times his numbers.
Trump is not so much a populist as he is a representative of a Tea Party who is extremely pissed.
In any case Trump needs DeSantis to remain Governor of Florida. The Governor is the head of the state National Guard, if it comes to such a scenario. Which it just might with Milley in the Pentagon.
Or is that the discount rate for the week?
Sooooo all that’s gone?
Look, are we having a coup d’etat or not?
More California companies moving headquarters out-of-state than ever before, report says
CBS Sacramento
Don’t you worry about that.
Just give me the name of the High School of Death.
Now!
Quick sticks!
Razeysays:
November 6, 2022 at 7:17 pm
Who are all these rim licking Hunchback supporters? I don’t know a single person that says anything positive about this fucker.
Talk to people from VictoriaStan like Jerky Crunt (JC) and Mrs Stencho Pantyhose. Someone voted these Farkers in otherwise it was all fake voting or somefink’ down south in mexico………………….lol
Ah yes. The old favourite, revered by cat ladies everywhere with too many open tabs and not enough sleep.
$630
I never claimed to be charging $650
Anything else with which I may help you?
More Chinese can’t stand the CCP as the planned economy returns to China
China Insights
Following the conclusion of the 20th Communist Party Congress, CCP Leader Xi Jinping was re-elected as General Secretary of the Party for a third term. But protests against him and against the CCP’s policies have been growing among the masses.
The CCP has again conducted strict investigations into “naked officials” before the 20th National Congress. Naked official refers to the CCP officials who stay in mainland China while their wives and children reside abroad.
Many analysts believe that after the 20th National Congress, after the top level of the CCP has been reshuffled, it will be the turn of the lower and middle levels of the officialdom to reshuffle their positions and personnel.
It’s a mistake if DeSantis runs against Trump. It’s not his time and I agree with this. Domestically, Desantis is more powerful than the Prez as he’s being watched by every other state gov.
I prefer Trump and Tulsi for 24. It’s got alliteration plus stunning good looks.
No, but as Razor said above, if he’s cutting deals with McConnell/ McCarthy/ Ryan re 2024 he’s just told him he knows.
Er no. Anyone can pay $8 and be “verified”. Putin can pay a million bucks and get 125,000 bots blue-ticked and given priority positioning in everyone’s feeds.
It’s a spectacularly dumb idea.
While at the moment he can do it for free.
I can get an 80 sq mtr suite at Palazzo Versace on the Gold Coast for that.
If they run against each other in the primaries a portion of whoever loses will stay home in the general election. D wins.
Hr can’t get the algorithm to promote the bots’ tweets. That’s the promise of the new blue tick paywall. Everyone who isn’t paying gets shadowbanned.
Neither do I and I live in his electorate. In fact no one I know (nobody) wants a bar of him. And yet..
CL: the RINO’s have moved in to support DeSantis (Bush & Ryan et al)
No swamp draining if DeSantis is the candidate in 2024.
Uniparty continues on.
This Shite needs more Jokes and less BOLLOCKS so here it goes…………………………………
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach dressed in their ‘tourist’ garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn’t help but stare.
As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said “Good Morning Father, Good Morning Father” nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So, the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, after a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different coloured topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again, she nodded at each of them, said “Good morning Father, Good morning Father” and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said “Just a minute, young lady”. “Yes, Father?”
“We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?” She replied “Father, it’s me, Sister Kathleen”.
LOL. Monty you manage to contradict yourself while trying to defend your initial inane complaint.
Elon is charging $8 a month for a blue tick. This is not what is known as a paywall.
That has gotten the holy blue tick lefties mad. How dare he make them pay to be superior persons! How dare he allow any unwashed righty to be a blue tick too, for only $8 a month! The place will get so neanderthal people might start quoting Ayn Rand in tweets!
He’s thrown open the gates of madness, in Lefty-worldview terms, that they can no longer be superior and holy just because of who they are, affirmed by the Twitter ideological purity monitors. Eight dollars? It’ll break their minds! I ‘m going to get very fat on all the popcorn.
More from Sundance at the Tree House re the nickname.
When the whole COVID BS kicked off, a ‘work colleague’ said ‘ha – I guess you preppers are out buying bullets’ – I said ‘no, us preppers already did, at most we are topping off/
Same goes for Panadol – at $1 for a pack of 20 at Colesworths, you should have already put a lifetime supply away.
“Knuckle Draggersays:
November 6, 2022 at 7:37 pm
Styxhexenhammer666
Ah yes. The old favourite, revered by cat ladies everywhere with too many open tabs and not enough sleep.”
No, despite his name, Styxhexenhammer666 is a very good, sane and rational US Youtube commentator and analyst. Once a Bernie supporter, during the years of Trump’s presidency and the unhinged DNC and MSM attacks on Trump, Styx became a Trump supporter.