Open Thread- Weekend 6 May 2023


In the Crimea. After a Rain, Fyodor Vasilyev, 1873

1,825 responses to “Open Thread- Weekend 6 May 2023”

  1. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    Robert Sewellsays:

    May 6, 2023 at 7:44 pm

    One thing you will find in the gay community is a desire for it’s practitioners to appear pre pubertal. Why else the fetish with hairlessness?
    ………………………………………
    Miltonfsays:

    May 6, 2023 at 7:46 pm

    You tell us Robert- you seem to have a keen interest

    i will just take his word for it

  2. duncanm Avatar
    duncanm

    Cross country riding is like those 3-wheeled predecessors to quad bikes – but with a 700kg flesh bike.

  3. Miltonf Avatar
    Miltonf

    Speaking of the ABC maybe they should wheel out Ray Fartin for a bit of extra venom.

  4. Johnny Rotten Avatar

    Rabzsays:
    May 6, 2023 at 7:16 pm
    Johnny- abusing people is the last resort of someone who has no other more subtle weaponry.

    And it’s not a good look.

    Well, don’t do it again then. Over to you though.

  5. Razey Avatar
    Razey

    King Charlie sez ‘ Whiteness ME!’

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2CeDY9Ywhs

  6. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Kate looks fabulous, regal or even majestic.

  7. Johnny Rotten Avatar

    Crickey. Charlie Boy looks like he is ready for the grave. Who did that haircut for him?

  8. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Delta A says:
    May 6, 2023 at 7:49 pm
    It’s hailing in southern Victoria.
    Raining most of the day in this dryish SA region. 13 max and 20ml rain in 24 hours. Coming your way, Gez and Bushy.

    Sydney had a perfect autumn day though we will cop it tomorrow.

  9. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Is the Welshman singing the Kyrie Eleison an opera singer?

  10. Robert Sewell Avatar

    Former Gez:

    Transmission is the big cost in all renewable projects.
    Big users, such as cities, should have renewable projects as close to the existing grid as possible to get the most energy and at least cost.
    There is no discernible benefit in daylight hours or wind speeds of placing renewables in distant country areas.
    The ‘big grid’ is old thinking that has been outpaced by technology.

    Then why aren’t solar panels placed on top of the city buildings?, and put on racks between them? Kind of like a roof over the city made from solar panels. And put banks of small windmills above the streets to catch the wind tunnel effect at about the fifth floor?

  11. H B Bear Avatar
    H B Bear

    Have I explained my theory that the white Renault in Paris was being driven by Prince Edward? OK, maybe not today.

  12. Johnny Rotten Avatar

    Crossiesays:
    May 6, 2023 at 8:05 pm
    Delta A says:
    May 6, 2023 at 7:49 pm
    It’s hailing in southern Victoria.
    Raining most of the day in this dryish SA region. 13 max and 20ml rain in 24 hours. Coming your way, Gez and Bushy.

    Sydney had a perfect autumn day though we will cop it tomorrow.

    It’s only rain and a cold blast. Wait for the Budget on Tuesday and then we will cop it.

  13. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    It’s like watching a 50s Hollywood film starring Stewart Grainger.

  14. hzhousewife Avatar
    hzhousewife

    Is the Welshman singing the Kyrie Eleison an opera singer?

    Bryn Terfel – yes.

  15. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    H B Bearsays:

    May 6, 2023 at 8:10 pm

    Have I explained my theory that the white Renault in Paris was being driven by Prince Edward? OK, maybe not today.

    hmmm

    he has to work through a few of them now to get to the top of the heap

    eddie and his pr missus went off reservation early days but copped a clip and wisely kept his head down ever since

  16. Johnny Rotten Avatar

    Charlie Boy looks like he would like to be somewhere else.

  17. Louis Litt Avatar
    Louis Litt

    Coronation
    The Choir is amazing.
    On another Ethan

  18. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    and there it is

    i crown thee king tampon the first

    and i crown thee queen squidgy

  19. Robert Sewell Avatar

    Dover Beach:

    In Poland, the Monument of Gratitude to the Red Army, erected on the burial site of 500 dead Soviet soldiers, was destroyed live

    The Red army invaded Poland on 1939, and reinvaded in 1944.
    During this second invasion, the Red Army indulged itself in the mass rape of Polands women and children, and forcibly impressed thousands of Polish men into the effort to subjugate Poland and its people.
    Perhaps the rubble of this monument to Russian bastardry could be used to make a memorial to the victims of its rule – a suitable place would be the Katyn Woods.
    Perhaps we should build a memorial in Hyde Park to commemorate the thousands of Japanese Soldiers, Sailors, and Airmen who slaughtered our men and women PoWs in SE Asia.

  20. Jorge Avatar
    Jorge

    Sausage fingers are an indicator of poor health (read somewhere).

    He does look that way. Speaking his lines without much conviction.

  21. Farmer Gez Avatar
    Farmer Gez

    Squidgy is the ghost of Diana.

  22. Robert Sewell Avatar

    OCO:

    I don’t think the fact he’s spent much of his life slavering over Islam. He’s the CofE boss. It’d be heretical for him not to.

    Heresy isn’t a big leap for these people.

  23. H B Bear Avatar
    H B Bear

    eddie and his pr missus went off reservation early days but copped a clip and wisely kept his head down ever since

    The field has bunched up a bit since then. Clear clubhouse leader.

  24. Diogenes Avatar
    Diogenes

    Coronation
    The Choir is amazing

    Has anybody pointed out the irony of the Kyrie and Gloria being sung in Latin as part of a CofE service,when that chap in Rome has ordered it’s non use in Catholic services.

    By god the Hallelujah is boring.

    Sipping a good run on ice hanging out for Zadok the Priest then it’s bed for me .

  25. Diogenes Avatar
    Diogenes

    good run on ice

    That should read rum. I don’t run anywhere.

  26. Robert Sewell Avatar

    Johnny Rotten:

    Just watching a film about the Coronation of QE 2 on Ch 92 (Gem). I would have been 9 months old in June 1953 and couldn’t see it from my Pram. We didn’t have a TV anyway.

    I was 2 weeks old and udderly focussed on grabbing tit and thinking “Did I just shit myself”?

  27. H B Bear Avatar
    H B Bear

    Jeebus. The Coronation or the Freo Dockers? Hard to say which will fall over first.

  28. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha Avatar
    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Sliante! Long life and good heath to both their Majesties, and to the chopping block with any ill bred churl, who dares ridicule them!

  29. Boambee John Avatar
    Boambee John

    So you are saying it is the mothers of young children who are the real enemy of Western civilisation, because you reckon you could parent their kids better than they could.

    The fat fascist fool tries the dishonest “So you are saying…” trick. Try again, fat fascist fool.

  30. rosie Avatar
    rosie

    Been plenty of Kyrie Eleisons at mass here and abroad, despite the current Pope’s lack of enthusiasm.
    Zero reduction in Victoria in the right to have a Latin mass.
    I saw the gospel was read by a woman in a collar and the gospel chorus a-swaying.
    That was enough for me.

  31. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    He does look that way. Speaking his lines without much conviction.

    The main thing is that he did say them.

  32. DrBeauGan Avatar
    DrBeauGan

    and to the chopping block with any ill bred churl, who dares ridicule them!

    That would be all those blokes singing ‘You can stick your coronation up your arse’, and me.

    You gonna stand up and make your own oath of allegiance, Zulu?

  33. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    rosie says:
    May 6, 2023 at 8:40 pm
    Been plenty of Kyrie Eleisons at mass here and abroad, despite the current Pope’s lack of enthusiasm.
    Zero reduction in Victoria in the right to have a Latin mass.

    My local parish allows the Latin Mass in the church hall which oddly enough is at the same time as the normal one. Makes getting a parking spot rather dicey.

  34. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha Avatar
    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Anthony Albanese and partner Jodie Haydon arrive at King Charles’ Coronation as flagbearer Sam Kerr leads the group of handpicked Australians

    Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and Jodie Haydon arrive
    Procession of high-profile Australians entered Westminster Abbey
    Matildas caption Sam Kerr, a flagbearer, wore black suit

    Don’t know how to link to an image, but Jodie Haydon should sack both her tailor and her corsetoire.

  35. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    The field has bunched up a bit since then. Clear clubhouse leader.

    mmmyes

    eddie and sophie set up a teevee company

    hard to know where it went wrong

    i suspect it was when they pitched ‘i’m a royal, get me out of here’ over christmas lunch at balmoral that queen betty 2.0 decided to yank his chain

  36. Jorge Avatar
    Jorge

    Kyrie Eleisons ….

    Only make sense if preceded by a general confession of sinfulness.

    But then that is a downer for such an occasion so it was skipped.

  37. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    My local parish allows the Latin Mass in the church hall which oddly enough is at the same time as the normal one. Makes getting a parking spot rather dicey.

    non stans
    remulco auferet regio

  38. Diogenes Avatar
    Diogenes

    Enjoyed Zadok , that’s me done, night all

  39. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha Avatar
    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    You gonna stand up and make your own oath of allegiance, Zulu?

    I took that oath, for the first time in 1973.

  40. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    it is complete

    john howard backs trumble’s son-in-law james brown for the senate vacancy

  41. DrBeauGan Avatar
    DrBeauGan

    Only make sense if preceded by a general confession of sinfulness.

    But then that is a downer for such an occasion so it was skipped.

    Pity. If Chaz had confessed to stooging for the WEF, being gullible enough to believe in climate catastrophe, not putting a stop to Covidiocy and a few hundred other misprisions, I might be persuaded to take the doofus seriously.

  42. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    non stans
    remulco auferet regio

    Ha, ha. No, just park on the grass in the back.

  43. DrBeauGan Avatar
    DrBeauGan

    I took that oath, for the first time in 1973.

    It might have made sense back then. And it was made to someone else.

  44. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Sancho Panzer says:
    May 6, 2023 at 8:54 pm
    it is complete

    john howard backs trumble’s son-in-law james brown for the senate vacancy

    Surely not? He couldn’t be that senile.

  45. Miltonf Avatar
    Miltonf

    john howard backs trumble’s son-in-law james brown for the senate vacancy

    Surely not? He couldn’t be that senile.

    What a little stinker he’s turned out to be

  46. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    ha ha

    mental picture of road rage in latin in the car park after mass

    caecus es?
    habebatisne licentiam tuam e conleci a weeties?
    tu ingens mong

  47. Muddy Avatar
    Muddy

    Collingwood’s John Bourke’s Imfamous [sic] Umpire Incident That Resulted in a 10 Year Ban.

  48. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    That crown was a bit wobbly, Charles better stay still.

  49. Sancho Panzer Avatar
    Sancho Panzer

    That crown was a bit wobbly, Charles better stay still.

    i think it would lose a bit of gravitas if the crown had a chinstrap, but

  50. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Sancho Panzer says:
    May 6, 2023 at 9:02 pm
    ha ha

    mental picture of road rage in latin in the car park after mass

    The Latin Mass attendees are very polite and sweet though some of the people at the ordinary Mass may race you for it.

  51. Knuckle Dragger Avatar
    Knuckle Dragger

    Kyrie Eleisons ….

    I hope it was the Mister Mister version.

    That one rocked, hard.

    Kyrie Eleisons down the road that I must travel
    Kyrie Eleisons in the darkness of the night……

  52. Farmer Gez Avatar
    Farmer Gez

    I reckon Charlie needs a slash.
    He’s got that look.

  53. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Penny Mordant has the same hairstyle as at the Queen’s funeral. Though if you find a style that works for you, stick to it.

  54. Jorge Avatar
    Jorge

    I’ve never seen Charles look so unhappy, uncomfortable and even embarrassed. He’s hating this.

  55. Robert Sewell Avatar

    Cassie of Sydney:

    I now call them “Sea Phally”, much more appropriate name. I’ll never buy their swimsuits again. I will henceforth only buy Sunseeker or Jantzen.

    Me too.

  56. cohenite Avatar
    cohenite

    Little johnnie is the worst PM ever; he

    1 persuaded turdball to stay in politics
    2 did not obliterate the abc when he had thumping majorities in the house and senate
    3 signed Australia up to alarmism and renewables.

    He is a mealy mouthed pip pipper who thinks there are rules when dealing with the left and will not get his hands dirty. By in effect re-endorsing turdball again he shows he is a complete piece of swamp shit.
    The rot started with that streak of shit malcolm fraser but little johnnie performed the coup degras.

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  57. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    At least Camilla smiled during her rituals.

  58. Robert Sewell Avatar

    ZK2A:

    Cop the occasional bashing, to teach you your place as a woman…

    “Of course he bashes you. How else will you know he loves you?”

  59. Jorge Avatar
    Jorge

    The Rod of equity and mercy

    What absolute twaddle. Meaningless. Charlie knows it.

  60. pete of perth Avatar
    pete of perth

    The Coronation has spured on the Dockers

  61. calli Avatar
    calli

    I’m thinking nerves and the weight of the occasion. This is a big deal.

    Aaaaand…a lovely hymn with music by Purcell. Even I can sing along. 😀

  62. Farmer Gez Avatar
    Farmer Gez

    It’s a good thing it’s been seventy years between coronations.
    It’s a very boring affair.

  63. calli Avatar
    calli

    I’m not bored at all. It’s an amazing artefact of a constitutional monarchy. Unique.

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  64. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Wow, even Fox News is televising the coronation. I suppose they need the ratings now.

  65. Muddy Avatar
    Muddy

    john howard backs trumble’s son-in-law james brown for the senate vacancy
    Keepin’ it elite, huh?

    The Liberal Party: Where six feet down ain’t deep enough.

  66. Jorge Avatar
    Jorge

    Wonderful tapestry above the altar.

  67. Rabz Avatar
    Rabz

    Hey, prince tampon chilla big ears – “You can take your coronation and insert it into your lard laden palace sized yartz”

    Meanwhile Betty Windsor and Phil the Greek are no longer motionless in their graves.

    Time to Romanoff and Bourbon them all. Prince tampon first, followed by ginger and the whinger and the rest of them as soon as possible afterwards.

    Enough, you useless illigitimate hypocritical parasites. Begone, in the name of a non existent deity, just go.

  68. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    calli says:
    May 6, 2023 at 9:27 pm
    I’m not bored at all. It’s an amazing artefact of a constitutional monarchy. Unique.

    Not bored either and amazed at how close the service is to the Catholic Mass. I shouldn’t be amazed as the main difference is Charles instead of the Pope.

  69. calli Avatar
    calli

    I think it might be a mosaic, jorge. It glimmers in the light.

  70. Rabz Avatar
    Rabz

    Another HOP Time™ worthy WEF Fascist.

    They belong in the same circles of hell as Adolf and Joseph.

  71. Farmer Gez Avatar
    Farmer Gez

    No Catholic prelate ever swears allegiance to any earthly ruler.

  72. Bruce of Newcastle Avatar
    Bruce of Newcastle

    For naval Cats, the RAN ship that was sunk by both the Japanese and the US Navy.

    HMAS Koolonga

    She was attacked by Japanese bombers and sunk on 26 December 1941 at Manila Bay during the Second World War. The wreck was salvaged, raised by the Imperial Japanese, and renamed Hatsu Maru. She served as an Imperial Japanese Army transport. On 13 November 1944, she was sunk after being bombed by United States Navy carrier based aircraft in Manila Bay, Philippines.

    Sometimes life really sucks.

  73. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha Avatar
    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    The rot started with that streak of shit malcolm fraser but little johnnie performed the coup degras.

    Well said. Fraser was elected in a landslide, a thumping majority in both Houses and a clear mandate to disband the whole, failed Whitlam experiment, but he was too afraid about what the Left in this country would say about him…

  74. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Farmer Gez says:
    May 6, 2023 at 9:38 pm
    No Catholic prelate ever swears allegiance to any earthly ruler.

    True.

  75. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha says:
    May 6, 2023 at 9:42 pm
    The rot started with that streak of shit malcolm fraser but little johnnie performed the coup degras.
    Well said. Fraser was elected in a landslide, a thumping majority in both Houses and a clear mandate to disband the whole, failed Whitlam experiment, but he was too afraid about what the Left in this country would say about him…

    At least Fraser got his comeuppance in Memphis.

  76. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    The choir conductor has an almost perfect tonsure. I know, I shouldn’t notice these things but there it is.

  77. Miltonf Avatar
    Miltonf

    Howard really giving us the middle finger- ha ha fooled you

  78. Jorge Avatar
    Jorge

    So is this the bit where they take poor Charlie out the back, switch off the lights and bring in the goat for him to ride around the room ?

  79. Louis Litt Avatar
    Louis Litt

    What happened to Hawthorn tonight.
    Sam this is unacceptable and don’t walk around smiling we are a young teamnexperimenting

  80. Makka Avatar
    Makka

    Orban;

    We have stopped migration at our borders, we have banned the sexualization of children and gender propaganda in schools, and we are also working uncompromisingly for peace. It works. We have won four in a row. People feel that they are being played. They support the political force that protects and represents the interests of the whole nation. Yes, popular will, or democracy itself, is the main weakness of the progressive forces. Is this where they can be caught?

    Ladies and gentlemen, there are two ways to take a city, as they knew in ancient Rome. Either you take the walls of the city, or you take the sanctuaries of the city. My advice is that we start with the sanctuaries, then we take the walls. We have taken great European sanctuaries in recent years. Budapest, Warsaw, Rome, Jerusalem, Vienna are not hopeless, but the truth is that the two main sanctuaries of modern democracy, Washington and Brussels, are still in the hands of the liberals. Let us make sure that this is not the case.

    I wish you all God’s support and perseverance in doing so. And if we are to meet on May 4, may the Force be with you.

    https://rmx.news/article/pm-orban-at-cpac-a-nation-destroying-virus-has-been-launched-against-western-countries/

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  81. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    I just realised I have not seen Prince Harry or hear anyone mention him. No camera showed him either, at least not while I was watching. Perhaps he was shown while I was channel hopping.

  82. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha Avatar
    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    At least Fraser got his comeuppance in Memphis.

    Fraser maintained he had been set up by agents of the notorious South African BOSS – the Bureau Of State Security – in retaliation for his support for Blak majority rule..

  83. DrBeauGan Avatar
    DrBeauGan

    Enough, you useless illigitimate hypocritical parasites. Begone, in the name of a non existent deity, just go.

    My only reservation is that President Marcia Langton would be worse.

  84. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Finally saw Harry, two rows behind William.

  85. Muddy Avatar
    Muddy

    I need to add this before heading off to bed. It’s from the afterward of the music video to Sabaton’s cover of ‘1916’:

    19,000 Englishmen were killed before noon, a whole generation destroyed, in three hours.

    Those boys and men must be looking down on us now and feeling revulsion at the narcissistic, delusional, petty, disrespectful societies that we have become.

    Ashamed, they turn their backs on us and weep quietly at the waste, knowing that on Anzac Day next, most of us will pretend we are worthy of our place in the lineage.

    What a pathetic species humans can be.

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  86. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Yes, Charles does look lackluster and tired.

  87. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Prince George held up well and once again is carrying his grandad’s train.

  88. hzhousewife Avatar
    hzhousewife

    Harry was seated with Eugenie and Beatrice and their husbands. I did not see Andrew? Ann was pretty central, also Edward and Sophie.

  89. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    Nobody does pomp and ceremony like the Brits.

  90. mem Avatar
    mem

    The question is not why children would like to view drag queens (after all, they’re colourful and brash and interesting from a toddler’s perspective). The question is why drag queens want to perform in front of children.

    And a further question, if it was just about performance feedback why don’t drag queens perform for the elderly ?

  91. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha Avatar
    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    19,000 Englishmen were killed before noon, a whole generation destroyed, in three hours.

    I’ve seen the memorial to the missing on the Somme. I’ve seen the memorial to the Newfoundland Regiment. The communications trenches, on the first day, were blocked with wounded and dying. The Newfoundlander s launched their attack from their second line of trenches. The unit suffered heavy losses before reaching THEIR OWN front line, let alone the German front line.

    The memorial is that of a Newfoundland caribou, bellowing in agony, at those losses.

  92. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    The gold coach makes me think of a pumpkin.

  93. GreyRanga Avatar
    GreyRanga

    Why do we a Head of State when we already have a PM? What does one actually do? Saw Betty whe I was young and couldn’t understand what I was doing there and left. She did her job well and I think of her with fondness but really had nothing to do with me. A figurehead is a waste of time and money. When the king leads his trannies into battle I may have a rethink. Yeah…nah.

  94. DrBeauGan Avatar
    DrBeauGan

    Indolent
    says:
    May 6, 2023 at 10:03 pm

    when the trading gets rough, the pros go insider

    I reckon Bad Cattitude has them dead to rights.

  95. Crossie Avatar
    Crossie

    We visited the Westminster Abbey in 1991 and all I can remember is that it smelled old and musty.

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