I only ever think of them as “ducks”.
I only ever think of them as “ducks”.
The best example of this sort of idiocy was the guy who wanted to live with the bears in Alaska…
Oh dear, you’re in trouble now. Implications of age…
These are the same nongs who think that a Global Average Temperature has some meaning, when the gap between the…
It’s a good drive. The amount of km’s this guy racks up each year is cazy. Back and forth, back…
Friday fright night.
Impressive and worrying at the same time.
2:13
You Are Watching a Movie
Should be in quote
R.I.P. Joy McKean
The Old Rugged Cross · Slim Dusty · Joy McKean · Anne Kirkpatrick · David Kirkpatrick
Dover Beach:
Are you OK with me forwarding the original message?
Someone doesn’t know the owner of every servo within a 300km radius.
Some folk do know their local merchants & suppliers.
caveman says:
May 26, 2023 at 7:37 pm
Just watching the swans n carlton start ,the welcome to country spiel just said that the digiknees invented what is now known as AFL.
Vomit.
You can’t fiddle with fuel bowsers.
Driller
Obviously, those “thieving Indians” aren’t people he does “ business” with so he doesn’t know them.
Who drives into a service station and asks the background of the owners, numbnuts?
I suppose you’re sympathetic to these sort of lowrent racist diatribes. For that matter who cares where nurse Betty buys his 4 litres of petrol a week.
Also, stop insinuating yourself in discussions which are not your concern.
Do remember that Tan is about to publish a book and publicist has probably told him to get his profile up. Create a bit of a stash at ABC, take leave on pay, attend writers festival, complain of being victimized, do an interview or two, then back to work at ABC , then launch his big indigenous book prior to referendum. Yep, job done.
Rosie:
Fair enough.
What you’ll find is that a lot of these places can get doctors, but only at prices and conditions they want to pay. And frankly the deal isn’t worth what they want to pay.
What you’ll also find is a lot of these small places can get nurses – some of whom are old farts and really know their stuff, but they also get youngsters who through no fault of their own just aren’t up to the whole Remote Area business and are working outside of their scope of practise.
mem – can’t ague with what you’ve outlined here. I reckon you are more than likely on the money.
Quantum of Solace on Gem. It’s the most visually beautiful Bond film. Excellent cinematography. Wolfman will have to do the Bonds one day, and everyone will have a different opinion.
Colonel Crispin:
The yellow bit was pineapple (crushed) I would hope.
Friday fright night.
I reckon within a year, discerning deep fake videos from reality will be increasingly difficult with the use of CGI.
Obviously this clip is fake because your brain says f*ck off! … a store that big? The tech at disposal now is incredible. A few teaks to avoid mirroring and repetition and bingo! The potential fool people is real. Damage can be done with people that are easily manipulated. Daily television watchers are the first port of call.
However, once people find out this tech does exist, and is exposed … how long can it last?
Backrooms – Level 232 (found footage)
Inspiration.
Felt like a bowl of ice cream and only vanilla in the freezer. Good quality strawberry conserve in the pantry.
Why the hell didn’t I do this before?
DB:
I’ve forwarded the original email for you.
Bob…
I must admit that in my travels the only rude American I encountered was a black female academic, brusque and sour when I tried to talk to her while assigned to the same table for lunch, almost as if she didn’t want to be on the tour.
My cousin drove me past Ian Fleming’s house once. It was a privilege.
I think of all the franchises that litter our screens, but the Bonds have to be the most successful and consistent by a country mile.
Only a matter of time before the culture orcs get to it.
Has anyone else noticed that the word transition/transitioning is now being used for dying or passing, as well as “regendering”. How do I know whether my young nephew is dying or mutilating himself when he says Aunty Mem, “I’m transitioning”?
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2023/05/25/sheldon-reynolds-guitarist-with-earth-wind-fire-and-the-commodores-dies-at-63/
Already done Bond.
https://newcatallaxy.blog/2022/01/20/wolfmanoz-at-the-movies-5/
As for Quantum Of Solace, agreed it’s is visually outstanding . . . but as a Bond film the 2nd poorest Daniel Craig film (the worst was the last No Time To Die).
sfw
As a former Vicpol cop, obviously suggesting you’re a genius (just kidding), can you explain how the base loser ( the Turtlehead) would know he was being diddled by .1 of a liter? No fuel gauge is that accurate. Perhaps, being a genius, you have the answer.
callisays:
May 26, 2023 at 8:39 pm
Quantum of Solace on Gem. It’s the most visually beautiful Bond film. Excellent cinematography. Wolfman will have to do the Bonds one day, and everyone will have a different opinion.
The Jason Bourne franchise came along and changed everything with Bond films. It gave then a kick up the arse and are yet to rival it.
( :
jason bourne extreme ways music video”
ChrisL:
Best comeback I ever heard was in a small country town where a new bloke machinery operator set up business. He quoted on a smallish job – removing old grid and gate and putting in a new one (supplied)
Got the machinery out to the site and had offloaded when the owner turns up, notes he was already starting the job and says “I reckon we need to renegotiate the price.” and proceeded to knock a few hundred off the price.
Young bloke says nothing, just digs out the grid, reefs it out of the ground, and hooks up the new one.
Turns off the machine and stands next to the dirty great hole in the ground, and the pile of dirt blocking the road in, and says to the owner “I think we need to negotiate the price again. Ten percent more than I quoted, in cash, now.”
but the Bonds have to be the most successful and consistent by a country mile.
The fast & the furious have feelings too.
It gave them…
After our marriage in 1964, we would walk each Sunday evening from Mass at St Canice’s up Roslyn St in Kings Cross and on the corner of Darlinghurst Road, almost opposite our flat, we would purchase a book or two from the old second hand book seller. Over many months we both read every one of Ian Fleming’s Bond books. We both loved them.
Our reaction to the films was different. I was always disappointed and my husband loved every one of the movies.
The GOP for the 24 election lineup is incredibly good.
Trump, De Santis, Vivek Ramaswamy, Tim Scott. (Vivek runs a service station and steals a couple of cents a gallon, but otherwise he’s brilliant).
I’m reading Geoffrey Bolton’s history of Western Australia. Lang Hancock and one Charles Court were bitter enemies.
Thanks Wolfman. Old Timers Disease…I’d forgotten about that (even though I’d commented). 😀
Milton F:
Yes, we have one here who indulges in abusive language so when the target of their anger replies in defence, he can scream at them to cover the fact he’s blown a stack of money on the foreign exchange game.
It keeps trying to draw me out, but doesn’t succeed.
9 attempts in the last month.
It must be frustrating.
All but two of the Americans I have met traveling were Nature’s gentlemen and gentlewomen. I met an American transport magnate – the archetypal Southern gentleman, from South Carolina – who was surprised to find an Australian who had heard of the Civil War.
Being a former cop, and occasionally reading the crap you post, I’m pretty certain you’re not very bright.
I didn’t know you were a walloper before you became a shorter head prefect. That explains that firm but fair tone which infuses your comments.
JMH:
When we finally find out the date the Referendum is held, the previous month will be full of tear jerker stories of how we are all racists for wanting Aboriginal children to starve in the desert, puppies and kittens denied their daily milk because the communities have no power to run their fridges, etc etc etc.
There will be absolutely no questions asked about where the $34Billion has gone this year, nor the $100 Billion from the last three years .
Didn’t you know? Aboriginal souls will be crushed if the referendum is defeated.
This actually looks like a good specky on the ASX. Thanks man.
Dot:
Bit difficult to do business with them Dot.
Dot, at 7.06 and apropos of the AK:
It might go in with minimal muscle damage. When it comes out the other side – that’s when it gets all explodey and ouchy.
I was on a coach tour out of Portland, Maine that went through Kennebunkport. The coach stopped at a bay so we could take photos of the Bush compound. A nice pile.
He had some very witty, MOST politically incorrect jokes, told with a Southern drawl…
Poor JC, he sometimes posts stuff of interest, unfortunately he also seem to indulge in mind altering substances at times, then drifts into puerile abuse of those who don’t slavishly approve and join in his ad hominem attacks on others. He seems to think he’s some sort of wit, when in fact he just exposes himself as some sort of bitter and mildly intelligent person who fortuitously did reasonably well for himself. His favourite term of abuse is ‘turtlehead’. He has used this juvenile insult on those who don’t partake in his cheer squad. It’s sad really.
Since his favourite targets have drifted away he has now decided that I’m to be next, I feel JC that you’re a low grade bully, you probably would’ve been the semi tough kid in school. The sort that had a ready insult or jest (at a juvenile level) to throw at those who wouldn’t bend to your will. Your followers would’ve been the low IQ bullies that had neither the strength nor courage to point out what a dick you were.
JC, go ahead and throw all the insults you want, I don’t care, I know what you are, I’ve dealt with dicks like you for years. After I drift away from here you will do what all bullies do, move onto another target you perceive as ‘soft’. So keep drinking, keep up the puerile slanging off and slowly keep sinking, it doesn’t matter, you mean nothing to me and most others. If on the other hand you want to stick to what you know and explain yourself without insults, I’ll listen.
Anyway I’m off to Historic Winton for the weekend, hoping to have a bike ready for next years event.
Cheers!
Sacré bleu!
A certain controversial opinionist and much loved Cat commentator* may have found himself inadvertantly pictured (by an all knowin’ surveillance state) on his seemingly interminable journey to Beijing to obtain (or otherwise demand with menaces) some mythical footage of events within a cellulite laden house sized bottomage blessed gliberal imbecile’s Ozzie parliamentary office in the early hours of Saturday 23 March 2019 …
*Hint – he’s the one in the muddle … 🙂
The first Bond film I ever saw at the movies was with my husband when we were still dating. We continued the tradition until he died. I have not yet seen the latest one.
Ian Fleming vs John le Carré
Meanwhile, Seven Nilligan is promising another round of anti-Catholic vilification on next week’s Four Corners. Yawn.
Instead of Four Corners (who but a brain-dead Stalinoid would watch it anyway?) I think I’ll return to the High Court website to watch some of the High Court tearing Kerri Judd of the Victorian Office of Political Prostitution (sorry, Public Prosecutions) to shreds. It was a very enjoyable way of whiling away the Covid lockdown.
When only one Miss Ellie is barely enough …
Delicious, indeed.
Mark Dice :
Bud Light’s NEW Spokesman?
I’m an expert a scrolling past the moronic posts from the usual knuckleheads on here. I stay for the 20% of useful, insightful posting from the very smartest on the Cat. The 20% hit rate is a lot better than twatter or da ‘TV’.
What’s worse than a 95 year old woman dying after being Tasered by the jacks in a nursing home?
That would be a local buffoon trying to raise his profile by lying about being the ‘family representative’ when speaking to the media. Naturally. The Tele:
Oh nice. Nice.
I’ve seen this pumpkinhead on the picture wireless, pretending to be the ‘family rep’.
And:
Jesus wept. More front than Myers, this bloke.
I bet this dude’s a massive SovCit ocean-going Radio Rental nuffer trying to get his profile up, along with a raft of single-issue conspiracy theories that make Faulty look rational. At this family’s expense.
This can’t last long.
Ian Fleming’s Bond books are beautifully written. A real craftsman, but they move along well as stories too. Collected them all years ago.
OL – you have a way with words and concepts that is very practical (and just bloody good, FFS).
You have obviously renounced collectivism, what year might this have happened?
This is not a “stroogle session”, Squire – just trying to find some common denominators here. 🙂
Andrew Thaler, last week:
Also Andrew Thaler:
Sounds familiar. Also Andrew Thaler:
Very familiar indeed.
Andrew Thaler:
And:
‘Long-time failed political candidate’. Oh my word. I bet he’s got a newsletter.
Really familiar country here.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-12-17/australian-petrol-bowsers-caught-under-pouring-by-auditors/11804344
From 2019.
https://www.industry.gov.au/news/fuel-retailers-fined-after-being-caught-short-bowser
From 2019 also.
James Bond?
The most underrated? George Lazenby.
… from his various orifices”
The braindead lamestream meeja, Cats.
Wilfully misrepresenting when not blatantly lying about various (alleged) events, again.
Just don’t do it, you poor crazy kids … 😕
Roger Moore destroyed Bond for me.
I won’t be upset when he finally passes.
Yes they’re inspected for accuracy and action taken if found to be out of spec.
All the dodgy pumps were run by Indian roadhouse franchisees, eh Rob?
Bond replacement
I have always favoured Jason Statham. A voice coach could have killed that annoying whine of his. BUT … I think he’s too old now.
Next choice is Henry Cavill. He can be suave and tough at the same time too.
However, I believe the next 007 is a female.
https://citizengo.org/en-au/fm/210974-ban-paedophile-comic-book
A petition to ban the book Gender Queer from school libraries.
https://citizengo.org/en/node/210974?utm_source=link&utm_medium=social&utm_content=tyflow&utm_campaign=
Pay for 5 litres. Get 4.5 litres of fuel and half a litre of diarrhoea. On your pants.
Which you then throw out the window.
Apparently.
I’ll leave you with a Friday night song. I think I would like this played at my funeral. (Yes, the black dog’s back.)
Cop that cop. “marshmallow in a uniform” … not related to recent events.
A great character in play.
Raymond Reddington and officer Baldwin court scene”
How much more sinister can it get? They are deliberately attacking children.
Major Journal Retracts Study On ‘Socially Contagious’ Transgenderism Among Kids Following Activist Threats
Cannon Brookes for the win
Afr paywall
Another little green elephant
grattan institute not enthusing over Dan’s sec venture
Goils that go out and play …
Beauty, Cats. It is being decreed as “exclusionary”.
Collectivists – never losing an opportunity, imagined or otherwise, to divide people and set them against each other. A seeming paradox, yet it is not.
They will all end up existing under the same unrelenting (soviet) grey mediocrity.
communism
chuckles
I really hate communism, Cats.
The three most obscene idiotologies to have cursed humanity are as follows:
islam
collectivism …
… much, much daylight …
… nayzeeism
We are rapidly barrelling into a new dark ages, where collectivism with chinaman characteristics will be our future. At least it will finally give me an excuse to go full Hollweirdo on their California Bungalow sized backsayeedahs …
Just Let me go! 🙂
Bruce in WA @ 11.17pm.
It’s late at night and the dark shadows sometimes appear unbidden.
Your Celtic Woman’s Going Home is a great accompaniment to them.
Mine is a lifetime of regret for one I left behind. The Bush Girl.
sfw
Thanks for saying I at times post interesting stuff. You never do because you’re a boring old plod .
I don’t have “favourite” targets .I found the Caribbean turtle’s comment about Indian people disgusting, dishonest and offensive so I responded . Trust a worthless former Vicpol schlep to find fault with my comment while fine with the Turtlehead’s..
You must have been really really tough in that uniform.
Cold night at Casa Pedro, a large log fire, a big fat overstuffed armchair and a bit too much Cab Sav brought on the melancholy.
‘Nite Cats.
Tomorrow brings another sunrise.
Beautiful. My regret is more not being able to go back and say “Sorry. God I’m so sorry’.
Goodnight all.
”Nite, mate’
Hang in there, Bruce in WA.
Yeah, I will. I’m going upstairs to give my wife a big hug and a kiss goodnight. She’ll wonder what’s got into me, but I’ll still get a big smile.
Life can be good sometimes.
Hey, Miss Personage – time may pass, but you will always remain Teats Peanuthead’s willing whore.
Tom is tapping his feet waiting for the new thread.
sfw
Enjoy your time in Winton and don’t forget to wear the uniform.
The turtle head posted a dishonest, disgusting account against Indian folk and I reacted.
Tbank God that in your eyes it makes me a bully towards that worthless deranged heap of feces. You keep defending stuff like that.
Terry McCrann yesty: