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Why would Yemen give two-shits about Gulf Arabs?
Why would Yemen give two-shits about Gulf Arabs?
This is almost too funny.
All Bruce wanted to do was enjoy a little snow time and get his end wet. It is a tragedy.
A gift, most likely, to be returned unopened … duuuuh!
Tongue. Eeeew
Diversifying….
Shit Towns of Australia
TOP 10 DUMBEST REGIONAL FOODS
Australians are famously adventurous and equally famously feral, so it’s no surprise that they eat some truly disgusting dishes. Here are some of their weirdest, dumbest and rankest regional foods.
1. Pie floater (Adelaide)—A meat pie dumped upside down in a bowl of pea soup and topped with tomato sauce, the pie floater was almost certainly invented by accident. Why anyone would want to intentionally repeat that culinary disaster is anyone’s guess.
2. Smiley fritz (Adelaide)—A variation of bung fritz (anus sausage) with marks resembling facial features, slices of smiley fritz are traditionally given to children in South Australian supermarkets so they can bite eye holes and wear them as a mask. Ideal for any budding Ed Gein.
3. Balfours frog cake (Adelaide)—Sponge, cream and fondant sculpted into the shape of a frog’s head, the frog cake is the perfect dessert for people who want to pretend they’re Ozzy Osbourning an amphibian.
4. Cheese slaw (Broken Hill)—An unholy melange of cheddar, carrot and emu semen that only the most depraved individuals would claim is food.
5. Cheese and carrot salad (Port Pirie)—Port Pirie’s shit answer to cheese slaw.
6. Ratbait (Port Pirie)—Cheese and bacon baked on bread. It’s called ratbait because you’d have to be vermin to eat that shit.
7. Chiko Roll (nationwide)—Invented in Bendigo and unveiled in Wagga Wagga, the Chiko Roll has spread like nits in Nimbin to become a supposed Australian icon—despite being owned by an American company and being basically the same thing as a Chinese spring roll. ‘Chiko’ is short for ‘chicken’, even though they don’t contain any. A more accurate name would be ‘Cabbage Roll’ or ‘Calorie Tube’.
8. Dim sim (Melbourne/nationwide)—Originating in Melbourne’s Chinatown but now a takeaway staple across Australia, the giant dumpling known as a dim sim or ‘dimmy’ is great if you’re craving a meal that resembles a boiled ballsack.
9. Florrie (Horsham)—A flat, crumbed piece of horse steak wrapped around a slice of ham and a bit of cheese, often drowned in gravy to mask the awful taste.
10. Bin chicken parmi (Sydney)—Sydney put its own twist on an Aussie pub grub classic by substituting chicken for the much cheaper ibis. Consisting of breaded bin chicken breast smothered in tomato sauce and grilled parmesan and served with chips, this local delicacy makes Sydney the ideal place for intrepid tourists to try some disease-riddled tip turkey.
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Ok, Portugal is not on the list this time, but in July will be in Spain. The food had better be good.
Sometimes the little villages can be very memorable. Our neighbour in the country has (or had) a lovely stone house on the Via de Santiago in a little stone village on a hill not far from Burgosin Spain. Very very charming. We visited it some time ago. He took in travellers/pilgrims on the route and there was a good pub opposite his house. Although it was on the pilgrim foot route, it was accessible by car.
11. Rat Coffin (nationwide) – ostensibly a beef pie for one, contents include veins, reproductive organs, factory sweepings and flour.
The one we just tossed out lasted for thirty years, Dot, and a neighbour, seeing us tossing it, has nabbed it for his shed. It’s still perfectly functional.
One is apparently still sold every five minutes worldwide.
That’s good enough for me and the three of them together in my study hold all my books.
Yep. Anywhere along the Basque coast is great. We had a huge night in Lekeitio that ended up walking home in the dawn during their festival of the goose.
Farmer Gezsays:
May 29, 2023 at 3:50 pm
McGowan’s worn out.
A prolapsed arsehole.
He should be in prison along with a host of other ex Premiers / CHO’s from around the country. Any falling back to the “just following W.H.O guidance” is bullsh*t because the dangers of these jabs was known; Pfizer’s own trials ( they wanted kept secret for 75 years ) which was halted early due to adverse reactions, yet they got the E.U.O and went along with the roll out anyway. The TGA and .Gov just followed whatever the FDA / CDC stipulated and then came along the criminal mandates.
People should have had a choice coupled with a honest media highlighting the above faults with this these dodgy jabs, but Event 201 was clear in the role M$M was to play and Stokes made sure all his staff towed the line in keeping people in the dark. The same with GP’s etc. DO AS YOU ARE TOLD!
Stokes should be in cell alongside the prick and released into general prison population come exercise time. The prolapsed bum are fitting for both.
I doubt the little prick will remain in WA unless he can afford his own security detail. I reckon he’ll flee.
It still amazes me a class action lawsuit is not in the works … though, having said that, any lawyers considering it would be intimidated at the TPTB behind it all.
Daunting.
Dunno – there could be a certain amount of schadenfreude if it does get up – G.S.T raised to 15% to pay “compensation” and “reparations” in perpetuity, and the woke having their houses claimed in the name of “sacred sites.”
Already happening in WA. An aboriginal law coming into effect on 1 July to allow local indigens to charge whatever fee it prescribes in its designated area to be consulted regarding ANY works. The Auditor General, CCC nor Ombudsman will have any jurisdiction over it.
I see Prof. Flim Flammery, speaking at a confreence in Sydney, has called for Australia to draw from its “pandemic playbook” to to address the impact of climate change over the next decade.
I wonder if anyone asked him about rain and dams?
Good on the conservative movement in Australia for fully supporting the choices of those who identify as engineers. Stunning and brave.
ZK2A
An interesting theory but I don’t buy it. He could ride out anything at State level.
Top Ender:
I love pie floaters.
I hate you.
So I’m going to delete all your books I bought.
…
That wasn’t very satisfactory.
….
OK, I hate you so much, I’m going to print them all out and then burn them.
That’ll learn ya.
Wait until I get a few extra reams of paper and laser cartidges. Oh. And rebuy the books I just deleted. Otherwise I can’t print them out to burn them.
Somehow my attack of vengeance doesn’t seem to be working out all that well.
Bought some great churros off some very scary looking gypsies in a state of advanced intoxication (us and probably them) before retiring to a local bar playing South American death metal. It was an unusual night.
Roger
“Our” MSM would never be so crass!
I see Prof. Flim Flammery, speaking at a confreence in Sydney, has called for Australia to draw from its “pandemic playbook” to to address the impact of climate change over the next decade.
well many of us knew that what is was all about and well as ‘get Trump’. Marxist dons- absolute abominations.
Nor the climate worriers attending the conference.
I just hoped a subversive or two might have snuck in…you know, like the good old days.
“Liberals start to correct Women Problem” says the headline.
The women problem was invented (by the media) as a rod to beat Tony Abbott with.
Real women that I know had no problem with him per se, although they might have wished he didn’t give carte blanche to the ABC or NDIS.
But here we are, ten years later, and teh media are still using the Liberal “problem with women” as a headline.
Albo calls “McGowan a wonderful leader”
Circle jerk.
Rat Coffin.
Stolen.
‘They’re not confessing. They’re bragging.’
A Navy lawyer- talk about a sheltered workshop.
The women problem was invented (by the media) as a rod to beat Tony Abbott with.
and cribbed from the demonratic party, remember the ‘war on wimmin’.
Re; the screech: I informed 2SM today that the only detail they needed about the fu.king thing is:
1 Parliament will have to do what it says. This is evident from a close reading of the S-G’s Opinion.
2 All property in Australia, not just federal but private will be subject to 3rd nation’s control. This is evident from the Uluru Statement from the arse.
The screech will get up due to the whippersnapper vote and white sheilas who sleep with a cat wrapped around their pussy.
Closing the Gap news (the NT News):
Once again, if this had occurred in any of the bigger cities it would be front page, top of the fold for a week. The child suffered injuries so severe that the medics immediately bypassed Alice Springs Hospital, the home of blunt force trauma injuries.
Lidia would have prevented this. Oh wait.
I find it hilarious that those (like the Thought Leader) approve of anyone who wants the title of engineer to be called such, but the twit (along with a few others) don’t seem to be aware that you have to be licensed to carry the title of “plumber” or “electrician,” including all trades. Anyone who claims such a title could be fined and charged with fraud. However, according to this genius and others like him, it’s credentialism to recognize and respect qualified engineers. Tradies requiring lisences to operate – not so much. FMD.
Then there’s Hallward. Every couple of weeks or so, the Aviator reminds us that he qualified in STEM, albeit on the bumpkin side of STEM, which (he said) was in the area of weather divining. In the 1970s, weather science was way at the rear of the science department—possibly the back shed. But that aside, he claims that anyone should be able to refer to themselves as engineers. So qualifying in weather science was fine, but in engineering, not so hot.
Hey. Leave us engineers alone.
you have to be licensed to carry the title of “plumber” or “electrician
No. You can be a qualified electrician (elec fitter/mechanic) without a license – it just means you can’t contract. It’s the trade papers that matter.
“Congratulations, comrade. I wish you and Sarah best.
Dan Andrews.”
Funny story about Indigenous Heritage inspectors as told to me by a local from the area today.
Bridge builders were putting new wings on a bridge that had suffered flood damage. Work started with the excavator and a couple of big boulders were dug out that they put to one side. The local shire had to get the Indig crew in to assess the works but they were a few days late getting there. There was some heavy rain in between times and the formerly metre deep boulders were washed clean by the time the spirit diviners arrived.
The boys stopped work and watched the magic unfold. One of the pale tribe went up to the crew and said “those stones there are sacred and were part of our men’s rituals”
General laughter as the excavator driver said “Mate, I pulled them out with the bucket a few days ago. Your ancestors must have been rabbits.”
Not the traditional career path for high flyers. 90% of what you here about this will be bullsh1t unless it’s reported in the WA press, in which case it will rise to 100%.
And the hunger. Never forget the sheer biting hunger of being two days from disaster all the time and worse in times of drought, some of which was due to their long-term fire razing of the land in order to provide open hunting areas. No wonder they flocked to the sources of ready-to-eat foods on the missions and stations. They were a long long way from the Neolithic that engulfed the rest of the world and set human beings on the path to food security.
Anywhere, hunger comes first in the scale of human needs to be satisfied.
Yep, you can’t start a business. Thanks.
If this is what “proud first persons” are about i.e. the bludgeoning of little kids, then how could anyone, regardless of party politics, think that having a Voice will change things.
‘The Voice’ is not about Aboriginal advancement- it’s about social and economic disruption. Like everything canbra does.
My boss had a meeting with Eric Ripper before Sneakers got the top job. To say he was unimpressed was an understatement. The Liars were beyond unelectable at that point. Emperor Barney was riding high.
I’m not sure if the person who told me was confusing things a little with respect to the WA resignation. I heard this morning from a friend, well before the WA one, that the Hunchback is close to calling it quits too and it’s any day.
You seem a bit … strung out … today Nurse Betty.
RUOK?
McDade and Mike Kelly are the only other military lawyers I know of.
McGowan
‘I’m tired
I’m extremely tired’
Iggy Pop
‘I’m bored
I’m the chairman of the bored’
Please.
Nurse Bobbie.
I’m tired.
I feel a song coming on
Beautiful work Entropy.
Should be played every time McClown enters a room.
Sancho, life on corporate boards may not be much like Succession (except when it sometimes is, btw, from some stories Hairy tells me, he’s interacted with plenty and been on a few), but by jeez that show is still so very good. We’re watching the last episode tonight and still wondering how it will all pan out as the human drama interacts with the stage sets of high flying life, its deals and its bad turns as the kids fight for their place under the inherited sun of Rogan’s fame in a world gone ESG. Very PwC. What will the new POTUS do about regulation when sneaky information is a quality resource?
Woof woof, says the little twerp Hugo, with a delivery that will go down in history as one of the best.
There’s not a scrap of wasted dialogue in Succession, and the second run on each episode is always worthwhile to tease out that and to admire again the remarkable camera work which roves like eye of God honing in on the emotional fallout.
Will Sneakers take longer to pop up somewhere than Chris Judd at Visy?
Seems to fit in with my thoughts Dan and McClown are going to live together in a gated community in China.
ooop. Logan’s fame. Logan Roy, so easy to say Rogan.
Unmoderated version:
Considering the amount of study little miss entropy is doing, an engineer is someone who has definitely earned their degree.
Churro?
That’s a donkey, right?
Just like dreamtime. You know the rainbow serpent.
We’ll keep an eye out for midget submarines off Rockingham. Somebody else will have to do Portsea. They’ve already got the maps.
Ah got me a zeee-ro.
As they say in the classics – fire for effect.
The acting in Succession is some the best ever.
We are really looking forward to tonight, the final episode.
Hope it doesn’t disappoint; hard to see how they are going to work around that.
In the 1980’s , a journalist in the Northern Territory was researching a story into the issue of sacred sites.
He divided a contingent of the local Aborigines into three groups, and approached the first.
“You say this site is sacred to you. Why is that?”
“It’s where the old men, used to initiate the young boys, into the tribal lore.”
He approached the second group, and asked the same question.
“It’s sacred to Mattaranka, the giant crocodile.”
He approached the third group, and asked the same question.
“Dunno, but if you whitefella’s are mug enough to believe it, you’ll believe anything.”
Like a rat off a sinking ship.
Only he happens to be the captain.
So Elbow is going to call us all Chicken Littles?
That just pathetic.
Like saying the farmer who ran into Pompeii on the 24th of August 79AD yelling get out now was wrong.
hey Big-Horn
how does your calculus work somebody has multiple credentials?
I know a painter with a Masters in English Lit
and a bloke with BSc computer science who is both a sparky and a fridgy
another bloke has Elec Eng and Masters in Sustainable Energy but essentially does what I do.
the best ones’s the barrister who is essentially a fit-out contractor and the dumb clown doesn’t even have a trade.
Big-Horn, are you one of those clowns that does some sort of half-arsed degree with numpty-maths and reckons they’ve made it?
you know what, if the world actually ran on bullshit, you’d deffo be the boss … but yr not
are you working it out yet ? … that maybe it ain’t the horns that characterize you most as a bull
Gaslighter in chief
The idea of the sky falling in, as in Chicken Little, stems from the old Nordic myth of the four dwarves who each hold up an edge of it. They let go when the time of Ragnarok, the death of the gods, arrives.
So there’s a lot to be scared about in the real Chicken Little story.
It became turned into the Henny Penny nursery rhyme.
Reminds me, I am going to make Lemon Chicken tonight.
Some chicken pieces and a jar of Chinese stuff. Sounds good.
I don’t really know what you’re trying tell us here, Trans. Are you trying to insinuate yourself in this illustrious group of people you claim to know? Because you know these people, it makes you smart too? If so, then I suggest you walk away quickly from that ledge. What’s the point of your pointless comment?
Help, help, won’t someone save me?
I just got a 0 uptick about Chicken Little.
Someone is unimpressed.
Or should I try to save myself?
Will an uptick from me do it?
Upticks at six paces.
What a shit show they really are.
I shall leave it there as I am beyond caring.
Saved!! Thang you, thang you all.
Ignominy foiled again by the best and brightest.
As is often noted, they simply could not produce such a movie today. All the characters played up, all the plays on words, are now ‘problematic’ at best, or violence against vulnerable groups at worst.
But Hollywood’s cachet is waning and the dystopia of progressive strongholds becoming too glaring to ignore.
A generation growing up seeing Hollywood as a dull version of Tokyo and Souel, and the New York intellectual dandies as some modern day Versailles surrounded by (and ostentatiously aloof from) a degraded populace, will eventually rediscover past films, delighting in smashing through the neurotic and ideological taboos of their parents to hear such things as a people using the word ‘nigger’ as part of a joke.
I am hoping that generation has already been born.
Ironic he’s been wetting his panties about not happening global warming while saying Labor utterly controlling politics in Australia forever is just Chicken Little stuff. Sure Albo.
Is Luigi a fascist Italian name? Asking for a nation.
Cooking with jars.
It is very expressive. World cuisine.
maybe one of them is me … who knows heh?
Plenty of ex lawyers out there. At least he didn’t go into real estate or stand-up.
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Very unlikely, principally because someone who posts comments that he’s seen as a God oracle and that people shit themselves when he walks into a room, self describes as the fastest lip on a construction site, wouldn’t be the sort of critter to hide “its” accomplishments. Your verbal diction is also a giveaway that you didn’t attend school beyond the 9th grade. It’s just speculation on my part, and I could be wrong, but I don’t think so, if you know what I mean, Champ.
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About time someone got champed today.
Okay champ.
To be scrupulously fair, nobody expects profundity from him.
Speaking of champs, Johannes’ “ultimatum” is my go to word for the ersatz one-side-only referendum.
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Have we been ‘youse-d’?
What else would you expect from Foxy Loxy?
Can you just imagine all the private school kiddies in the back room of ALP head office who workshopped the “chicken little” line? Are they familiar with the term “gaslighting”?
Speaking as an engineer, I can unequivocally say that the ratio of champing to static electricity current, when combined with height can have a marked effect on the melting point of steel.
Which brings me to 9/11.
Cronkite
Let’s get to a more serious discussion.
You once explained that the advisory role of the Voice from the rear end ( please use nicer wording than arse as it’s just not lawyerly) would be problematic as it could have very serious legal implications from court decision.
How do you reach these conclusions now. Explain.
cohenite says:
May 29, 2023 at 5:45 pm
Re; the screech: I informed 2SM today that the only detail they needed about the fu.king thing is:
Yes I sure can entropy. We have a governing class completely detached from everyday life. Democracy has been dead for a long time.
years ago I was telling him about D3 doing her lawyering and he had this particular stupid look on his dial.
ended up he’s showing me pics of himself in his stupid wig.
though, he is pretty shrewd and very likable.
his business partner and best mate from high school is a dusky, wise-cracking shyster who recently managed to pick up a 1983 Ford LTD from the bottom of a hotel retro-fit for only $500
bastard
their old transit car
pristine
30000k on the clock.
fair dinkum barn-find
I reckon democracy died completely in oz after the Trumble Putsch.
He’s repeating all the old bullshit about the “oldest living culture.”
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You’re dribbling shit again, Jimmy Chimp.
TV rights for horse-racing are being decided in the next few months. The Seven Network is the obvious leader in the field as the year-round broadcaster in the current rights agreement.
But the racing industry is determined to extract maximum value, so Nein and Paramount (the corporate front for the US CBS network via the Ten Network) are in the bidding.
I hope Seven wins because its coverage of the industry has been first-class, promoting chickie babes as commentators, jockeys and lovers of horsies.
well, that’s funny
I was only just musing how you likely stopped learning after your degree
numpty-maths … dumb as a box of rocks
Turnbull? If so, which one because he went after, and got rid of, two leaders. The first one – can’t recall his name and then there was Abbott. But Turnbull was also shown the door.
Alexandra Marshall
@ellymelly
Meanwhile, in Australia:
“Federal government pushed for the removal of a tweet that accused [Victorian Premier] Daniel Andrews of being a DICK because it was ‘potentially harmful’.
Big state #censorship – so petty it’s hilarious.
McClown’s rein of terror is over. Now we await the demise of Hunchback.
Hallward, yea naaa. You just don’t like the characterization, that’s all. Triggered or what?
Is it?
Really, you were musing about how you’re associating with an illustrious group, but hold on, you were really musing about how I stopped learning after uni. Sounds clear headed and very wise, Trans.
Just rewatching the ACT Inquiry, Lisa Wilkinson wants Shano to take the blame for her Logies Speech and he’s telling the Inquiry that he doesn’t recall the conversations that Wilkinson’s Channel 10 lawyer attribute to him.
While political parties are entitled to change parliamentary leaders as they see fit, the revolving door premierships of the Rudd-Gillard-Rudd-Abbott-Turnbull-Morrison years probably didnt inspire much confidence in our system from yer average punter.
More poo flinging from Jimmy Chimp, the shortarse escapee from an Italian circus. Little wop pissant.
Was Kochie given a tap on the shoulder? Another Covid warrior backing, Homer-like, into the bushes?
At a lunch today where no one wanted to talk about the last three years. The last time we met was pre-lockdown. It was as if it had never happened.
Anyone hazard a guess about the real reason McClown couldn’t stand the heat?
How’s the book on the Japanese surrender of 1943, going, Grogs?
That’s not very nice, Hallward. It was only a short while ago when you frowned on abusive talk like that, demanding the blog owner ban people.
What was it that I said, which triggered you so badly?
The show is very good and needs constant conflict and drama.
Real life isn’t like that although, as Hairy says, outbreaks can occur.
My point was that idiots who assume boards are loaded with chinless public school dullards and tokenistas.
A foolish assumption.
No spoilers.
Well, if you didn’t take the Jab, it didn’t happen, and if you did, more fool you.
My doctor’s still wearing a mask, she asked if I wanted a Flu Shot for $20.
I said
” No fanks, oi dinnae have the Flu Shots.”
End of story, how hard is it?
Groogs! Xi be praised.
What point? This was posted without anybody having made such an assumption.
Eddles
Where have you been? Everyone was missing you.
Hi Bear, you’re still here [which is great] but if Joffa, The Frollickingmole, Spongebob or 123Bush has walked into a sinkhole, then that’s great too.
Ed Casesays:
May 29, 2023 at 7:30 pm
Just rewatching the ACT Inquiry, Lisa Wilkinson wants Shano to take the blame for her Logies Speech and he’s telling the Inquiry that he doesn’t recall the conversations that Wilkinson’s Channel 10 lawyer attribute to him.
Lisa W is playing Shano like a Stradivarius. He’s for the high jump (or push if he shows reluctance).
We got an ASX guy as a director. Real heavy hitter and leant us MCG members passes for Friday night football. A good guy too. Pretty impressive.
Hi JC.
Been watching the ACT Inquiry, they’re not starting back until Thursday.
JCsays:
May 29, 2023 at 7:40 pm
Eddles
Where have you been? Everyone was missing you.
Nor everyone.
Bugger orf Grandpa Cletus.
Oh dear. That bad eh?
JCsays:
May 29, 2023 at 7:40 pm
Eddles
Where have you been? Everyone was missing you.
Not everyone.
Bugger orf Grandpa Cletus.
Oh we’re applying reason now are we? Asking to reference some of those countless permits and licenses was baiting and switching though.
Driller, I think you said, you were taking a blog hiatus to clear you checkered history of blowharding and all we see is the nasty tumor spreading after a decent period of remission. What happened?
No evidence in the Inquiry can be used elsewhere, so Shano isn’t too worried.
Just my reading, he appears to be giving a hint that Lisa might be a lying
puppy’s mother.
You getting called this time Groogs? What did you do with those tapes?
Come on, Boambee John. Don’t you want more tales of thud and blunder about the Allied blockade of Germany?
McClown the weak sook. Being haunted by the human rights abuses, Fuc that bastard.
Getting back to the Inquiry, how shifty are the ACT cops?
There’s been 4 of them so far, I reckon if you put Zulu, Joffa, Eyrie and Spongebob in the dock for being dickheads [which is an Open & Shut case], they’d still be more impressive than those cops.
Easy, Tiger.
Razeysays:
May 29, 2023 at 7:25 pm
McClown’s rein of terror is over. Now we await the demise of Hunchback.
Bullsh*t! ( :
Whoever takes over next will remain under orders from overseas … people we don’t get to vote for.
Schwabies orders! You can bet Twigs has had the late night phone calls. The WEF love the CCP and so does Twigs.
IF the Hunch back goes, the replacement will get the phone calls, too. Their sphincters will tighten quickly and follow suit.
I note Don Jnr is coming to Australia. Will he admit “Operation Warp Speed” ( planned years before ) is a blatant lie and that Trump Snr has yet to apologize for being shafted up the bum and getting it wrong … yet continues to say he was in the right. It’s his biggest mangled mess.
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You seem upset, Biggles.
Did he steal 0.03% of your petrol?
Really?
These “trades” seem like a scam!
I don’t see anything particularly sinister.
I just think the days of networks paying $1.5 – $2.0 meg for someone to front a show nobody watches are over.
Joel Jammal:
Why did WA Premier Mark McGowan resign?
I posted an anecdote about just such a person who assumed just that and lost.
Does everything posted have to be in response to something someone else has posted?
That seems a tad insular and circular.
For example, your spurious claim of having to have 55 licences to run a backpackers hostel.
Was that in response to anything anyone else had posted?
A tap on the shoulder. Too expensive.
Bye Kochie. “Shervo” is cheaper. And more decorative.
“Sovereign people of these lands?” My hairy aunt!
Tell you what.
That comment, if made to another within the confines of either a prison, model aeroplane club or servo would result in instant opprobrium. It would be on.
On, like Donkey Kong.
For newbies.
Check out this comment on ze Rumble.
“Oh the snake-venom salesman’s claims which made zero sense to begin with were false? Color me surprised…shocked even.”
The bot has responded to the headline, yet when you watch, the bot is exposed. It’s a serious problem at the moment. It gobbles up a lot of MAFS watchers and MSM consumers.
Ardis has yet to be debunked on this subject. Feel free in giving it a crack. I look forward to any sources people offer up that challenges him.
Good luck. You’ll need it.
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The Covid Vaccine causes Cancer, Joffa?
That’s a pretty big statement, bud.
Got any proof, or is it just the vibe?
There’s only three errors in that.
Not sure if it your usual re-framing, or you’re just not that bright.
Bit of a toss-up, (sort of like much of your trolling)
“That’s a pretty big statement, bud.”
Groogs noir.
Lidia Thorpe (Lidia, Hidia, Thorpey, Strip Club Vulture*, dependent on who you talk to):
My word ‘you lot’ have. Such as ‘We’ll burn it all down’ by another noted indig activist, the half-Celtic Tarneen Onus-Williams.
*A Strip Club Vulture, or SCV is apparently a ladeeee person who frequents strip clubs, and hangs out at a back table before picking off a straggling, drunk bloke in the early hours of the morning – aided by poor lighting, bourbon and post-mix and somebody else’s testosterone.
But I wouldn’t know anything about that personally.
Probably.
I think KD has been hit on by some famously unfunny Australian comediennes, in the cesspit of Melbin, of course.
Oh. Joffa’s Trickler’s apparently. I thought ‘Joffa’ was somebody else.
An easy mistake to make, I suppose. I just got back from a six-hour tour on the HMAS Sydney. Haven’t caught up.
9.54 last night:
Again, serious question. What is the number of licences required to run a backpacker joint?
Knuckle Draggersays:
May 29, 2023 at 8:46 pm
How many jabs did you have?
He didn’t have any, neither did Dot.
Never having had anything to do with backpacker joints, I can only guess.
Until about, oh, 2 and a half years ago, the Funeral Parlors listed their Funeral and Death Notices on the website.
Then, they stopped.
But if any Tin Foil Hatter [I’m looking at you, Joffa] tries to infer it’s part of a conspiracy …
Ed Casesays:
May 29, 2023 at 7:59 pm
Getting back to the Inquiry, how shifty are the ACT cops?
Grandpa Cletus, the slack-jawed, inbred, semi-literate, yokel has a magnificent ability to see only what he wants to see. Living proof that too much will, indeed, make him go blind.
Steve Zemplas, at 8.52:
Well, I thought you would have known that.
Oh. Oh, my mistake. You wouldn’t have known that because you were hiding on the Lollipop Blog spruiking your Massachusetts accountants can predict earthquakes/the world is run by underground lizards wearing red shoes/rocks are trees from the Bible/Here Is A Dog/BOM sites are directional weather-changing radars directed from Switzerland/chemtrails made me fat grifter sites, along with the other two commenters there.
And that you only turned up here under the sufferance of blog management because you got the arse from Lollipop Land for refusing to apologise for one of the more inflammatory little-magnets-the Government-put-under-the kitchen-sink-borne comments you made.
If you weren’t doing that, you would have known. Is that about right? Am I in the ball park here?
Champ?
Steve.
Pay attention. This concerns you.
Knuckle Draggersays:
May 29, 2023 at 9:08 pm
Steve Zemplas, at 8.52:
How many jabs did you have?
Well, I thought you would have known that.
Oh. Oh, my mistake. You wouldn’t have known that because you were hiding on the Lollipop Blog spruiking your Massachusetts accountants can predict earthquakes/the world is run by underground lizards wearing red shoes/rocks are trees from the Bible/Here Is A Dog/BOM sites are directional weather-changing radars directed from Switzerland/chemtrails made me fat grifter sites, along with the other two commenters there.
And that you only turned up here under the sufferance of blog management because you got the arse from Lollipop Land for refusing to apologise for one of the more inflammatory little-magnets-the Government-put-under-the kitchen-sink-borne comments you made.
If you weren’t doing that, you would have known. Is that about right? Am I in the ball park here?
Champ?
Wank commentary and deflection. How many jabs did you have?
Please. Let’s keep this name calling to a minimum. I’m losing track.
Any military type Cats help out? Mark McGowan served seven years in pussers – what would his pension be?
Word salad anyone?
Joe Pass & Herb Ellis – Honeysuckle Rose
Cool your jets, champ.
And I don’t want to have to tell you again.
Sneakers was a lawyer – not a Pusser. (insulted on behalf of uncles who lived half their life in a blue suit)
I told people here. Quite openly. The number was given.
If you can drag yourself away from the chemtrails’ grip (they made you fat, by the way, it wasn’t really your fault) you can go back and have a look.
Alternatively, you can ask the 6PR reception staff. Lovely people. All you have to do is say the code word.
‘Basil’.
Zulu Kilo Two Alphasays:
May 29, 2023 at 9:18 pm
Any military type Cats help out? Mark McGowan served seven years in pussers – what would his pension be?
If the seven years were relatively recent, he was possibly in an accumulation fund, so not much at this stage.
To add. I got the flick from Adam’s because that Big Pharma jab supporting Rossie, was shilling for Big Pharma, and remains so till this day and I rightly abused her for it.
So be it.
Actually, Steve Zemplas:
That’s an unwarranted demand about personal medical information.
It sounds a bit like something, oh I don’t know, a Chief Health Officer would ask.
Anything you want to tell anyone, earthquake boy?
Who is Rossie?
Does he drive the chemtrail jet?
Or is it Rossie from Mossad, the “Tsunamis Made to Order” guy?
1989 to 1996. I did hear one rude comment that he had had an office at HMAS Stirling, and never been to sea for a day.
Augusto Zimmermann maintaining the Covid rage over at Quadrant online.
What did you do during the Covid epidemic of 2020 Grandpa?
“Well I was a threat to public health, so I had a takeaway coffee in the park.”
Ross Lyon. Obviously.
Muh sites say they brang the coof from East on the chemtrail jets.
– Steve Zemplas, aspiring 6PR host, 2023
Hard to imagine the Good Ship Lollipop throwing someone overboard, seeing as how it only has a crew of four.
Must have been pretty ordinary Tickler.
Have you tried the “I was pissed” grovelling apology … again?
Good news KD.
Dr Gargooglery GCMG MD KB (Tooth’s) MBBS LLM Esq says we’re not going to get cancer.
I credit the breatharian diet and connection to our spirit guide, Kylie Minogue.
Hey Steve:
How fat are you? Has the diabeetus taken yer foot yet?
No deflection now.
Nah.
Ross the Loss is busy right now.
Deflecting blame for the Imploding Airheads of Moorabbin.
People post here when they’re not drunk? Who knew?
Knuckle Draggersays:
May 29, 2023 at 9:21 pm
Wank commentary and deflection. How many jabs did you have?
I told people here. Quite openly. The number was given.
If you can drag yourself away from the chemtrails’ grip (they made you fat, by the way, it wasn’t really your fault) you can go back and have a look.
Alternatively, you can ask the 6PR reception staff. Lovely people. All you have to do is say the code word.
‘Basil’.
The number was given… Yet no answer or link for anyone reading for the first time. I reckon you’ve had a booster.
Oi. The MSM calls “Chemtrails” Cloud Seeding today.
Write that down.
Yep still ‘shilling’ for Big Pharma.
Example.
Very grateful for the drugs keeping the cancer wolf from a relative’s door.
Saints are going alright. Just like the good ol’ days. Nice to see they have put that behind them.
A pre covid cancer at that
OK.
I’ve written it down.
“Cloud Seeding”.
What now?
Yes. Real life tends to be like that, unlike the nufferverse you seem to inhabit.
No worries, bud. In fact, I’ll carve it into a Bible Tree Rock as soon as I find one.
Knuckle Draggersays:
May 29, 2023 at 9:30 pm
Hey Steve:
How fat are you? Has the diabeetus taken yer foot yet?
No deflection now.
6 ft 2 – 81 kg. I gather you are fat?
I wish Abiraterone was around when Dad got prostate cancer; it is a shame that EBC-46 doesn’t seem to have advanced any further for topical cancer treatments. I saw the old clinical trial photos and they were mind-blowing.
I am loving reading the supporter Facebook pages for Richmond, St Kilda and Caaaarlton at the minute.
I haven’t dared look at a Wet Coats one yet.
O frabjous day!
See that, Stevie? Everything’s going to be just fine.
Sancho Panzersays:
May 29, 2023 at 9:35 pm
Oi. The MSM calls “Chemtrails” Cloud Seeding today.
Write that down.
OK.
I’ve written it down.
“Cloud Seeding”.
What now?
Nothing. Keep us up to date with woke football.
Oh, for chuck’s steak!
91 kg of lean muscle. You won’t get the joke.
Now – supply your cholesterol numbers, BMI and last colonoscopy results immediately.
Exactly. You and your jab status is something only your doctor might need to know. Not the government, not the employer, not anyone. Precisely my view from the beginning of this nonsense.
They probably processed a lot of grief there. They – and we as a society are lucky they could literally drug and numb themselves to some of this, talk it over, process it and have some joy in a grim theatre of war.
The alternative is that they come back with mental issues, hurt themselves and others, have difficulty transitioning to civilian life, and endlessly talk grave matters over with fat privileged white women, who in contrast to the SAS operators, will only ever be endangered by half-price Mars bars.
– what would his pension be?
Unless he can be paid out in CovidJabs, who cares?
Any military type Cats help out? Mark McGowan served seven years in pussers – what would his pension be?
Service ’89-’96, my dad was DFRDB but I know plenty of guys jump to Police or public service jobs and that rolls into whatever scheme runs in the new arm of government.
Mc Gowan would be DFRDB unless he changed over to MSBS. The fact he rolled straight into having his snout in the trough as soon as he was on the way out of the RAN that adds to whatever Parliamentary scheme he qualifies for.
Money well spent….
Let’s get to a more serious discussion.
You once explained that the advisory role of the Voice from the rear end ( please use nicer wording than arse as it’s just not lawyerly) would be problematic as it could have very serious legal implications from court decision.
Alright, you’re on the dime. I presume you read the links to the S-G’s Opinion and the Uluru Statement. This is the wording of the screech:
In recognition of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples as the First Peoples of Australia: (i) there shall be a body, to be called the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice; (ii) the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice may make representations to the Parliament and the Executive Government of the Commonwealth on matters relating to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples; (iii) the Parliament shall, subject to this Constitution, have power to make laws with respect to matters relating to the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice, including its composition, functions, powers and procedures.
Straight away (iii) is superfluous because the 1967 referendum gave that power to the Feds when S.51 xxvi was amended. But that’s in a sane world.
The S-G reduced the screech wording to 2 questions with question 2 applying to (iii). He says:
Question (2): Would the power to legislate “with respect to matters relating to the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice” in proposed s 129(iii) of the Constitution empower the Parliament to specify whether, and if so, how, Executive Government decision-makers are legally required to consider relevant representations of the Voice? Answer (2): Yes.
This is cute because he’s saying the executive, ie government, must consider screech demands if the parliament makes a law saying it must. Since the government runs the parliament this is like saying you must do what you are told to do. He then goes on at paragraphs 28-30 to advise that the laws would be substantial and that no express or implied constitutional limitation will exist to them.
Since Uluru states the 3rd nations never gave up any of the land and have equal sovereignty, land rights would progress from the Mabo definition to all land including your extensive real estate holdings. Expect a letter of demand from your local land council.
““Or is it Rossie from Mossad, the “Tsunamis Made to Order” guy?”
Who is Rossie from Mossad?
I know a Ronnie from Mossad.
6 ft 2 – 81 kg. I gather you are fat?
I’m 5’10” and 110kg.
What do you bench?
Knuckle Draggersays:
May 29, 2023 at 9:45 pm
6 ft 2 – 81 kg. I gather you are fat?
91 kg of lean muscle. You won’t get the joke.
Now – supply your cholesterol numbers, BMI and last colonoscopy results immediately.
So, I reckon you do a number 2 in the morning via a mirror on the cistern. Going between the legs is a spot if bother for you. Probably overweight .
If you haven’t had the jab, stipulate why?
That’ll be fun.
“Very grateful for the drugs keeping the cancer wolf from a relative’s door.”
Yep.
And I was only reading on the weekend that, thanks to those evil ‘big’ pharmaceutical companies, the survival rate for childhood cancer has now risen to over 80%.
Perhaps those who like to rabbit on about “big pharma” should pay a visit to a children’s cancer ward.
cohenitesays:
May 29, 2023 at 10:07 pm
6 ft 2 – 81 kg. I gather you are fat?
I’m 5’10” and 110kg.
What do you bench?
I peaked around 80kg on the bench. Nothing dramatic, but satisfying at the time. Happy to walk around today with with no beer gut, flab or joint pain.
Short guys always brag about bench and deadlift. What can you clean and press!?
Was there ever a race, conquered so utterly and totally, that got to dictate any terms ?
And I was only reading on the weekend that, thanks to those evil ‘big’ pharmaceutical companies, the survival rate for childhood cancer has now risen to over 80%.
A dry sponge to water accepts those claims. Links please.
Let me get this straight. Big Pharma have been caught red handed wanting inject children with this toxic c-19 shit, and Cassie jumps to Big-Pharma defense in defense of children?
Wow.
We have a quandary ladies and gents.
Zulu Kilo Two Alphasays:
May 29, 2023 at 4:39 pm
The bush telegraph says Mark McGowan resigned, to be clear of the fiasco that the Voice referendum will bring.
It’s the Aboriginal Heritage Act, Zulu. July 1. Once the people- it’s obvious that our press is asleep at the wheel and/or gaslighting us with the mogadon of “indigenous” empowerment- realise that MacGowan has used the WA Corporation to hand every farming property title in WA over to the First Nationses gauletiers, there’ll be eggs aimed at him everywhere outside the Smashed Avo suburbs.
Well I was going to, but there was an unpredicted earthquake.
Basil Zemplas told me not to.
The chemtrails already count as 17 jabs.
I was out for a walk the other day and I saw a host of Bible Tree Rocks arranged in letters that said ‘6PR. All rock, all day’.
On a more serious note:
I have no idea what that means, but I am concerned as to some of the sites you must be watching.
The real test is chin-ups, commonly known in some circles as ‘heaves’. Done properly, and ideally with a cadence, sorts out the fatties and noodle-arms alike.
You wouldn’t even make good comedian, KD.
Trickler
That’s lame, like “I wouldn’t even root you if I was gay”.
Come on, man!
I’m reading up, on that, on the West Australian Farmers Federation website. This will lead to tears.
Oh yeah?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Steve trickler.
Steve trickler who?
WEATHER RADAR LASERS BIBLE TREE ROCKS DON’T WORK UNDER YOUR CARS BECAUSE THERE MIGHT BE AN EARTHQUAKE 6PR 6PR AND THE CHEMTRAILS RAAAAA
Hahaaa.
Farter time. Stevie boy, be a good sort and pile up some clips of dogs overnight so I can be amazed later on.
Preferably dogs with red shoes.