
Accusations of horizontal folk dancing and a $300k+ payout. Nice work if you can get it.
Accusations of horizontal folk dancing and a $300k+ payout. Nice work if you can get it.
Roast pork knuckle with sauerkraut.
Florid. Expansive for a banana. your chief weapons are overly florid language and putting words in people’s mouthsAsking for a…
if you have a counter argument that the fact checking is wrong … same problem that mUnty and Berka have…
unusual_whales@unusual_whales1hThere’s now a weeks-long queue to withdraw gold from the Bank of England vaults as traders and banks rush to…
Thanks Rosie. I liked the Sam Smith meme the best, cracked up when I saw it.
Australia’s eSafety commissioner and the Global Internet Censorship Network
The fun irony is the whole point of green hydrogen is to provide backup electricity by running it through gas turbines when the wind isn’t blowing.
Good Tom’s toons; in a tight field perhaps the best:
DriveThrubailLOWRES_1024x.jpg (992×674) (knightcartoons.com.au)
“they were forming a band”. 4 more and they were the aspiring Western Sydney Hamarse Warrior wogball team.
In other news clem gets a dose of her own medicine; one of the photos of clem looks like its from a porn movie:
Explosive moment Clementine Ford throws legal documents over the fence as she is served a defamation concerns notice from Jane Agirtan at her home | Daily Mail Online
“Dr Rifi told us they were forming a band
Yeah, “The Slayers”.
As an aside, I’ve just watched more of the stabbing video on the Lotus Eaters website. Father Calvin Robinson has uploaded it. He shows us the face of the ‘alleged’ after the ‘alleged’ had been pushed to the ground and was being held on the ground.
The face of the ‘alleged’ is one of pure evil.
Remember this too, everyone was of those parishioners in the church speaks Arabic.
I recommend last night’s Bolt Report and the discussion with the Reverend Mark Durie. Durie is an expert on the Koran and Islam.
Yes, it’s worth a look, if possible. Not sure if Bolt does re-runs.
He articulated the background of the Assyrian Christians well, including their motivation to ensure the attack details were not suppressed as these things are in their former homeland (where such things are a regular occurrence).
Their concern was justified, as events proved. Like Durie, I’m not condoning attacks on police or ambos, but I understand the fear and frustration, particularly if the Assyrians are on the receiving end of abuse daily in their own suburbs.
So they fought back, and many on this blog and elsewhere have been saying, “why don’t they fight back?”. Yet when they do there’s a hypocritical, mealy mouthed tutt-tutting.
All added to that despicable comment by an arresting officer – “we told you we were coming for you”, broadcast with glee on the news networks. Yes, they knew. Just like they knew in the place from whence they came.
After Rugby I like wogball. Can’t stand league or afl.
I had The Lone Wolves.
And more news: Harvey didn’t root anyone:
Harvey Weinstein’s rape conviction quashed | Watch (msn.com)
I still like this one:
Reddit –
4-3 in a New York Court. I have reasonable doubts.
Harvey was really show business for ugly people.
https://www.michaelsmithnews.com/2024/04/media-outraged-ben-roberts-smith-vc-mg-attends-dawn-service-lest-we-forget.html
For shame! a holder of the Victoria Cross attends the dawn service! How dare he!
Seconded. A brave and committed non-Islamic scholar speaks out. He puts the history of the Assyrian pogroms by Islamic fanatics into the analysis. He was highly informative of how, using Arabic, well understood by half of all Middle Eastern migrants here not just Muslims, and including the Good Shepherd followers, there is currently in Sydney a thriving Islamic verbal pogrom operating against non-Muslims. This puts another complexion on the response of the Good Shepherd Christians to an attack on their Bishop and their view of Sydney police actions that never fail to support Islam.
In some happier technology news, NASA engineers have successfully reprogrammed the tiny 47 year old computer on Voyager 1, presently 24 billion km away in interstellar space.
Signals from the craft take nearly a day to travel back to earth – incredibly, the transmitter is running on a 470W Pu power source that has now decayed down to about 80W.
whats he actually guilty of? pressuring women looking for fame for something in return. One skank tried to setup him with a wire, he didn’t bite.
Harvey isn’t stupid enough to force himself on a woman, he doesn’t need to they throw themselves at him and #metoo had them come out turning these skanks into “survivors”
Anyone wondering why we are where we are, this is the logical endgame of the left’s “social justice”, that of looking at everything through the lens of power and trying to tip all “power” relationship upside down.
In this woke neo-marxist universe criminals are victims and victims are criminals. Backed by psychopath billionaires like Soros and neo-marxist crypto-islamist POTUS like Obama they aim to cause chaos that drive everything to the universal mediocrity of communist “equity”.
Either the host will develop antibodies and eradicate this virus or the host will die.
Copper. H/t ZH
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/bhp-proposes-39-billion-takeover-over-anglo-form-copper-mining-giant
Well they would say that, wouldn’t they?
In a statement to Daily Mail Australia, Ford said: ‘Jane Agirtan has an extensive history of pursuing shambolic defamation suits against anyone who criticises her, seemingly ignorant to the fact no one could do worse harm to her reputation than she herself.
‘She needs a psychiatric evaluation, not a tabloid platform.’
Clammys lawyer, as seen today.

No need for Labor governments to try and appoint activist judges.After a couple of generations of indoctrination lawyers emerge as lefty activists so finding a conservative judge would be extremely difficult.
The unopposed long march through the institutions has been incredibly successful.
I reckon the sports we like/love are programmed into us as infants.
I’m a born-and-bred Victorian so I love AFL. League and union leave me cold. As lefty Martin Flanagan wrote years ago, rugby is like “armoured cars colliding at an intersection”.
When I lived briefly in the USA, I couldn’t get interested in gridiron — just another version of rugby imported from the Old Country (though most Yanks would never admit it). Armoured cars colliding at an intersection indeed!
The most amazing thing about football is that Australia — being sports mad — is the only country on earth with four different professional footy codes.
It’s no accident the Eureka rebellion in Ballarat is the nearest Australia ever came to a civil war. For the past 200 years, Australians have been fighting their tribal battles on the football field. And, in AFL and league, our blackfellahs are revered.
Wherever you look on Twitter there are memes about Albo.
Leak got him and his Esafety Commissioner brilliantly today.
Then you have Pauline Hansons latest cartoon.
All because they wanted to take footage of an attack that most had already watched. However as many have pointed out there are plenty of other places where you can still see the footage online. For the Government they want to control X as know it is where right wing people can share thoughts more freely than on other social media outlets.
Still my favourite photoshop of all time…
We had that front page taped up in the office of our business for years – epic !
The steal is going to be epic;
https://twitter.com/ImMeme0/status/1783518262040375688
US GDP & Recession into 2028
?QUESTION: Mr. Armstrong, Socrates correctly picked March as the Directional Change, and it looks like there will be a sharp decline into June. Are you expecting a serious recession with the May 7th turning point on your Economic Confidence Model?
SH
PS It seems like Jamie Diamond uses Socrates since he has just said what you were forecasting, that this will look more like the Stagflation of the 1970s.
ANSWER: A recession is defined as two consecutive quarterly GDP declines. Socrates projected the start of this decline with the March Directional Change. This should continue to weaken the US economy into June. Yes, we see an economic “recessionary” decline that will befuddle the Federal Reserve, for we are dealing with shortages much like the 1970s, which means inflation rises in a recession-producing Stagflation that we see into 2028. These Neocons want war, and their personal hatreds are running the country – not economics. This is why they hate Trump, who is anti-war, and they want Biden because he allows the UNELECTED agencies to run the country.
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/armstrongeconomics101/economics/us-gdp-recession-into-2028/?utm_source=Newsletter&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=RSS
DrF obviously it wasn’t the DEI hires that reprogrammed the computer on Voyager.
This ‘eSkank’ was appointed by the Turdbull Coalition government, and given succour by the Scumbag Coalition government.
Last night, on Bolt, I watched Barnabus Beetroot squirm and dribble over this because as with net zero the Liberal and National party rooms are clearly just waiving the white flag for Sleazy and his comrades to stomp our on our free speech. It was obvious that Andrew Bolt was not impressed with the the Beetroot’s mealy-mouthed dribble.
The Liberals and Nationals stand for nothing. If they can’t stand up for free speech, they don’t deserve one vote.
Here’s who I would vote for in a heartbeat, Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel. In fact, I think Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel should be our next Liberal PM. The bishop has a firmer grasp of those quant old fashioned Menzian notions of individual liberty and free speech than either Dutton, Ley, Littleproud or the Beetroot.
The Beetrooter, as a retail politician, is probably a little uncomfortable cozying up to Albo.
Not all good at Atlassian:
Atlassian co-founder Scott Farquhar steps down in shock announcement | Daily Mail Online
That’s not why it quashed. The judge erred by allowing other to testify that he raped them as well.
I thought you did irony Dio.
Even by the standards of the US justice system that seems a bridge too far.
Not sure whether gridiron is professional here but it’s got a good organization.
Gridiron Australia (wiki)
American football in Australia (wiki)
News is the NFL is opening an academy in Australia to identify young prospects:
NFL to open academy in Australia to identify and develop young prospects (25 Apr)
I would not be surprised if US money is coming into the local scene, as Aussies would fall over themselves for a hundred grand a year, which in the NFL would probably be an average player’s annual shoe budget.
The sunlit uplands of multicultural harmony lie just ahead.
We’ve come this far…we just need to throw off the useless weight of our freedoms to reach them.
Comrades!
Falafel?
Rather, give me a meat pie. With tomato sauce.
More demorat bullshit:
REVEALED: Trump, Giuliani, Are Unindicted Co-Conspirators in Democrat Michigan Attorney General’s 2020 ‘Alternate Electors’ Case…. Developing | The Gateway Pundit | by Cristina Laila
its demonrat, a term I coined many years ago
Digital Cattle
Our future, if the Woke Marxists prevail, may well be to be made into “digital cattle.” What does that mean? It means that we will be led into a state of dependency, perhaps using a Universal Basic Income, and enter into a remade (distributist) economy based on social credit, which is to say compliance with the state’s agendas for us. To make this system work, both practically and in terms of control mechanisms takes incredible amounts of data. Like cattle who earn their feed by being raised for meat, we will earn our “basic income” by providing the data necessary to keep us under “sustainable” control. Join host James Lindsay in this frightening episode of New Discourses Bullets to understand a possible future in the so-called “technetronic era.”
link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KpLxCbM43A
No, indeed.
By the look of things, very old, pale, stale, male identifying persons capable of working over a few thousand cryptic lines of assembly language.
I won’t be using nested comments any more. It takes time and energy to do a half-decent precis or observation or response…only for zero feedback.
Even negative feedback is better than a great big zero.
Can’t say I haven’t tried.
I only use nested when my response is to the comment and, probably, not of much interest in the main thread ..
Just to be a pest I’m going to reply with a nested comment.
Agreed, Calli.
Nested comments just don’t fit with the way the cat works, which is more of a conversational flow – rather than a sequence of topics to branch off like the tree of life into unrelated species.
I hope the gentle ribbing of putting this into a nested comment is not lost.
Youse guys! 😀
Made ya look!
Just finished a, week long, re-watch of the entire LONESOME DOVE series, Comanche Moon, Lonesome Dove & Return to LD … 13 1/2 hrs of classic western enjoyment .. how good was Robert Duval, head & shoulders above the rest of a very decent cast .. they don’t make ‘em like that anymore .. probably, too costly and, not enuf interest in westerns these dayz ..
Kids today don’t know what they are missing never having been introduced to the whole cowboy/indian adventures of yesteryear TV & cinema ….
Imagine them putting down their phones/Ipads ect and rolling along to kids session Saturday morning cinema & some real lively fun …….!
Gee, no one could have predicted this.
Just on Hollyweird Harvey W, the scene in Curb Your Enthusiasm when Jeff gets accused of being Harvey and Larry cops a spray into the bargain, is bloody hilarious.
The Voyager deep space program fascinated me and was disappointedwhen it stopped communicating. Grandad told me about the Mariner space program as a kid as it progressed through to launch. Never lost my amazement of it.
You can imagine his 20 something staffers…
Staffer kiddie: Good news Albo you’ve gone viral on X, TikTok, FaceBook and Instagram!
Albo: What’s that laughter in the other room?
Kiddie: That’s the rest of your team laughing at all the memes.
By the way…that wasn’t a dummy spit, just an observation. What bothers me is missing good comments from others in the feed.
It’s like private meetings in the wings.
And to extend the stage metaphor, I’m happy to dodge the rotten tomatoes in front of the footlights. Surprising how nimble one can be, even we oldies!
My grandfather was 41 and left a widow with 11 children when he died a POW in 1918
My mother’s uncle died in France in 1917. His name was Lawrence. She was born in 1926. My grandfather gave her a middle name of ‘Lawrence’ so he would be remembered in the family.
While checking my junk email account, I noted an article (which I didn’t click on) framing the Year Zero councillor who wore a keffiyah to ANZAC Day as the victim. They featured examples of angry emails she has allegedly received, with a statement from the woman who claims the episode is not about her at all, but widespread misogineeeee in Australia.
While the language in the featured example emails was crude – words are violence, but actual physical violence is just words (expression of … blah blah) – if you seek to draw attention to yourself on such a solemn day (one of the few days of the year when Aussies take things seriously) then you need to expect some type of blowback, especially if you disrupt the solemnity for political reasons.
I don’t doubt there were some emails which went over the top, and I do not of course support physical threats or intimidation, but when you seek the attention and INTEND the disrespect, you get ALL of the attention; the good, the bad, the ugly.
Muddy:
It’s like the islamic stop the car and pray while all the traffic banks up behind you.
It’s intimidation and the average Australian is too bloody stupid to do anything about it.
Any memes yet on Albansleazey going all Krusty the Clown in PNG?
Watched too much TV yesterday- any thoughts on why Ch 7 news had so much UN hardware on display behind their soldiers?
My thoughts is, undertone of ANZAC is over, the globohomo World Army is the future.
Footage of full dress uniform dude playing the didge while strolling around the cenotaph at Villers-Bretonneux was just embarrassing.
Otherwise reliably classy Pamela Medlin was silly and giggly chatting to the WOMADelaide outfit weather girl, who still can’t pronounce half the towns in the state.
A blast from the past: Bunyip wittily eviscerates the MSM’s refusal to call muslim terrorism muslim terrorism:
Bunyipitude: “Crazed Weapons Bearers”
Hmmm. Friend took his elderly Mum to the Anzac march yesterday. She was grumpy because she had been to the doctor to get her sixth Covid “vax”, and he talked her out if it !
The DOCTOR talked her out of having the vax, just to be clear.
IF this is an accurate assessment, Trump must win. If not then the aftermath might get very nasty. Bartels sums it up perfectly.
https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1783510198017229048
The fun irony is the whole point of green hydrogen is to provide backup electricity by running it through gas turbines when the wind isn’t blowing.
Say what now? We were told that the whole world was queueing up for our green hydrogen briquettes. Thousands of planes touching down for green hydrogen fuel cell swaps, like BBQ gas bottles at bunnings. Treaties galore for the trans-Torres hydrogen pipeline. Or however it was going to work.
In fact, we need to legislate that all these rivers of ultra-low-price hydrogen be reserved for domestic use, else we just lose it all overseas… like all our uranium… and coal… and LNG…
Just dropped:
The clearest explanation of why Ukraine’s possible entry into NATO mattered to Russia by several orders of magnitude more than the Baltic States, Finland, or Sweden. It also obliquely establishes that Russia’s main objective in Feb and March ’22 was south and not north, for the very same reasons. FLOCARK does not lie.
Just dropped:
Please, oh please DB don’t use these awful new colloquialisms! The wretched pop commenters use the term for new music material.
LOL. It’s been used for ages for anything just released. But I’ll do you a solid.
Report back on our group’s meeting with our local LNP candidate last Sunday.
She gave her “why you must support the LNP” speil which was well presented but focused upon a non existant differentation with Labor and not the contemporary key issues. She was not patronising like McGrath but not honest either.
When we demanded that she adopt a public stance regarding free speech, net zero, and defiance of the Voice outcome she, probably understandably, lapsed into State policy babble.
Our feeling was that she probably agreed with us but was a product of the machine.
We summarised by telling her that we would work against her but would provide her with a paper that she could table at the State Council meeting in June if she actually cared about constituents’ concerns.
The Moderates are powerful in this electorate.
The problem as always is to find a viable alternative who could actually be elected.
Just another careerist then.
Lefty lawfare has bankrupted Gateway Pundit.
They hate us.
Rabz
April 26, 2024 11:34 am
Gee, no one could have predicted this.
Tennis Elbow will go down in flames for his BS –
Cheaper electrickery.I promise (erection promise) transparent Guv’ment. Lol and very opaque.And much, much more of course.The Liars Feral Guv’ment is on the way out and they are doing as much damage as possible. Hopefully we do not get a Hung Guv’ment in 2025 but the Libs/Nats don’t give me much hope that things will change all that much.
Only the Nappies that they are all wearing will change, of course.
Mine was 38 with 10 kids, wounded in the Spring offensive on the Somme. Died on the operating table in Stendhal POW camp as they tried to amputate his gangrenous leg just five months before the Great War ended. He lies in the beautiful Commonwealth Cemetery on the SW outskirts of Berlin.
It was heavily ironic that he died for freedom yet not one descendent could visit until the Berlin Wall came down in 1989.
No one in my family forgets.
Wow!
Sacré bleu!
Add that to the list of Iron Rules.
Honestly, Clammy Ford is an ugly, bogan bully, who overestimates her intelligence and underestimates the very people her disgusting potty mouth slags off. Karma will eventually come for her. I, for one, can’t wait.
She is also as ugly as a hat full of arseholes.
FBI Hid This Fauci-COVID Evidence for 4 Years!
Judicial Watch announced it received 5 pages of records from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) in a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request that show an April 2020 email exchange with several officials in the bureau’s Newark Field Office referring to Dr. Anthony Fauci’s National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) grant to the Wuhan Institute of Virology (WIV) in China as including “gain-of-function research” which “would leave no signature of purposeful human manipulation.”
The collaborative mission between US biological research groups and the Wuhan lab is now virtually incontestable. The real question is WHY? A collaborative operation between two contesting nations on what amounts to a bio weapon seems inconceivable.
Shatterzzz,
I loved Lonesome Dove from the first moment I watched it all those decades ago.
I have the complete collection which includes the before and afters.
Robert Duvall, absolutely one of my favourite actors of all time.
Tommy Lee Jones was also unequalled in his role.
Thanks for the reminder, must watch it again soon.
Head Hunters and Collectors?
Moon Temple Pilots?
Can’t be Fine Young Cannibals since they aren’t from PNG. Anyway the name is taken.
The Lone Wolves.
“But, there are concerns surrounding how maggies will fair with projected rising temperatures. So, where is the line when it comes to giving wild magpies a helping hand and what can we do to help them?”
Where did I see this?
Via the ABC’s water torture AGW online of course.
Paul Coleman | Top-Down Political Attack on Faith and Family | NatCon Brussels 2
Trump must win. If not then the aftermath might get very nasty.
Yep. All those who have participated in the dodgy lawfare might need to hire a battalion of bodyguards.
Chainsaw voiced harriden on the radio at work on about men killing wimmin. There must be a few demonrat operatives in the country right now.
Channel 7 has reached a confidential settlement with Benjamin Cohen, wrongly named as the Bondi killer
By sophie elsworth
Channel 7 has reached a confidential settlement with a 20-year-old university student after the network wrongly identified him as the Bondi Junction mass murderer.
Benjamin Cohen, a first-year student at the University of Technology, Sydney, engaged law firm Giles George after he was wrongly named multiple times as the Westfield Bondi killer on Seven’s Weekend Sunrise program.
On Friday the law firm confirmed the matter was resolved and in a statement, principal Patrick George who was representing Mr Cohen said: “The terms of the settlement are otherwise confidential.”
Under the NSW Defamation Act it can attract damages up to $459,000.
Mr Cohen was seeking an apology, compensation and costs for serious harm after high-profile Sunrise presenter Matt Shirvington and another reporter, Lucy McLeod incorrectly named him as the murderer.
The student also received a lengthy written apology from Seven West Media managing director and chief executive officer Jeff Howard this week.
Brittany should be taking notes. Write a cheque and walk away shaking your head.
cohenite
April 26, 2024 11:08 am
Not all good at Atlassian:
So, they got JC’s email then.
Head Hunters and Collectors?
Good one!
Headshot Boys.
The Angrily Brothers.
Cruel and The Gang
The Lone Wolves.
The Lost Fingers
In honour of the lead guitarist.
Teh Paywallian Margin Call column had a story of Chrissy Pyne’s career change from political rent boy to corporate rent boy. Apparently some mix up with Twiggy and the Chinks.
Apologies if posted already but a great article on the likelihood of Whitlam having been a Soviet agent:
https://quadrant.org.au/magazine/2024/04/a-scandal-is-announced/
Whether an agent for, or on behalf, of the Soviet. The linkages between him and the USSR aren’t decisive but nor are they tenuous.
H B Bear
April 26, 2024 1:28 pm
He’s a fixer.
He fixes things.
Or so he says.
One of the most odious individuals the Lieborals have vomited into Australian public life over the years.
What he did for Australia starts with F….
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Talking about no families from the dead young soldiers of The Great War. Wife’s uncle had 3 maiden aunts who never married after their sweethearts went off and never came back. They lived into their 90’s.
GR:
I made a comment on this very subject several months ago.
The women in the main didn’t moan about their misfortune of having no one to sire their children, there were odd marriages of multiple sisters and one man, and many many inexplicable pregnancies that lasted for many months more than the standard 9 after the husband went OS and died. ” I hadn’t had my period for 8 months – then realised I was pregnant. Longest pregnancy I’ve ever had – 17 months. The Doctor (Who knew damn well what was going on) said the sperm must have just gone to sleep.”
Everyone minded their own business, and the women got on with doing what men can’t do – have babies.
I dips my lid to these women who just got on with their lives despite the social stigma.
From the lack of reply to the post, I just smiled.
I had an auntie who lost her fiancé during the Battle of Britain. He was one of only a few Australian pilots killed. She never married and mourned his loss until she died in her 80s.
Universities to raise bar on entry rules for trainee teachers
By natasha bita
Indigenous trainee teachers will be exempted from tough new entry rules for university and be tested on Aboriginal language ability instead, in a bid to bolster the First Nations teaching workforce.
Universities will be forced to raise the bar for enrolment in education degrees, and ensure that all graduates know how to teach children to read and write, and how to keep classrooms under control.
All trainee teachers will be taught to use explicit instruction – a practical step-by-step teaching method embraced by NSW and Western Australia and championed by Aboriginal leader Noel Pearson.
The first core content for all teaching degrees – to take effect next year – has been released by the Australian Institute of Teaching and School Leadership ahead of a meeting of federal, state and territory education ministers in Perth on Friday that will establish a “quality oversight board’’ for university degrees in teaching.
From next year, all universities will have to set the bar higher for entry to teaching degrees, with all non-Indigenous applicants needing to meet English and numeracy standards equivalent to the top 30 per cent of the population.
All non-Indigenous trainee teachers must pass a test known as LANTITE (literacy and numeracy test for initial teacher education students) during the first year of their degree.
Currently, trainee students can wait until the end of a four-year degree to sit the test – with one in 10 failing and unable to work as teachers.
The rigorous rules contain loopholes for Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander trainee teachers, in recognition of teacher shortages and Third World rates of school attendance and educational outcomes in many remote Indigenous communities.
Tasty (and not belittling mental health):
Mental Health Australia chair Matt Berriman resigns, calling out government ‘inactions’ – ABC News
So, he either didn’t want to sign an NDA or there wasn’t a photo op in it for Elbow.
William IV – step up, son (the Hun):
And he waited so, so long for a single lick of that big brass ring.
William IV was Hanoverian. Next is WV.
“All men have a role to play in stopping men’s violence.”
Zoe Daniel is a self-centered git. This was her on X following the Westfield stabbings:
“As a former US bureau chief for the ABC my heart stopped when I heard the news from Westfield in Bondi Junction in Sydney. I desperately hope the situation is under control and my thoughts are with all affected including witnesses and first responders.”
https://twitter.com/zdaniel/status/1779036963494117793
Construction worker’s message to filthy joe:
(17) Benny Johnson on X: “Q: What’s your message to Joe Biden? Union Worker: “F*ck you.” ? https://t.co/e1YSJAkWTX” / X (twitter.com)
Knuckle Dragger
April 26, 2024 1:42 pm
William IV – step up, son (the Hun):
Of course, in the rich tradition of Royal reporting, this story could be 99.56% pure invention and fabrication.
The only true element would be the macabre, but necessary, protocol of planning for the death of the Monarch the moment the ascend the throne.
“William IV – step up, son”.
I don’t think so. He’s been no fun at parties since 1837.
I choose to believe this.
Lysander, thank you for bringing this to our notice.
The Courier Mail is reporting that QLD Liebor are set to lose 21 seats:
https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/qld-politics/yougov-poll-labor-on-track-to-lose-21-seats-at-queensland-state-election/news-story/d045660dd6cc08a0f12dded48ab4d62f
Paywalled but its 56-44 in favour of the SFLs.
A cautionary tale for young men (the Hun):
Wang. Strike 1.
So far, so good.
Mayday, mayday, mayday. This is Jamel Cabucol, going down.
‘Can’t…reach… the… eject… handle…
A trap for young players. The (ahem) will drag you further than gunpowder will blow you.
Police located a suitcase at the front of the house that contained various items, including candles, incense sticks, books on the subject of witchcraft, spells and mindfulness, rope and a box with a pentagram design.
“Mindfulness”?
Obviously the definition of mindfulness has gone through some adjustments in the last few years.
gather that, being penned in within NYC by judicial order, Trump did another one of his impromptu rallies – like the one at the bodega – at a construction site, with the same results.
The coming election is Trump vs DNC, not GOP vs DNC, and a lot of people who would not vote for establishment Republican will vote for Trump. The Dimocrats have, I think, moved the choice from one where they could rely upon the old Republican/Dimocrat dichotomy to one where people do not have historical commitment. Certainly the contest is not on the old reliable grounds, but about actual insane inflation, rampant crime, a manifest preference to illegal immigrants at the expense of citizens etc.
Usually argy-bargy between the two parties plays out in remote abstract arenas with both sides promising money for one or another issue that does not really appear in any material form – you can turn to your preferred media to be assured your already decided choice is right and to tell you that you were right whatever the result after. This time it is more raw and the MSM is more obviously cheerleaders than a referee.
I think Democrats have weakened themselves by making it so personal – Trump vs Biden – and surrendered the inertia they might have relied on. And in delivering such dire results that even the most devoted Democrat supporter is having trouble brushing off the consequences.
From the nested comments, reproduced for visibility:
William V should be stepping up, not IV.
h/t Carmichael.
A Leftard site for sure, but an interesting article on the machinations coming out of the SCOTUS on presidential immunity:
Trump’s immunity arguments at Supreme Court highlight dangers ? while prosecutors stress larger danger of removing legal accountability (theconversation.com)
Lefty Justices are arguing about an “unbound Executive” and Righty Justices are arguing about political persecution (lefty Justices not actually realising the current level of an unbounded Executive ffs!).
With Alito and Thomas both at 75 years of age, the upcoming POTUS election could be life defining for the SCOTUS! Inshallah.
I’ve been banned at this Leftard site because I once made a comment that both Putin and Zelensky were baddies:
YouGov: 52-48 to Labor (open thread) – The Poll Bludger
It looks and feels like the Cat but its a swamp. I drop by there every now and then because sometimes you learn a thing or two about the “enemy.”
Today, the open thread is full of tears for women who find themselves in DV situations and women who are homeless and women who have been driven to addiction and many other terrible things.
While I (mostly) agree with all of these sentiments, not one of these morons can actually tell me what a woman is.
Does someone who is not banned there want to traverse into their parallel universe and make this point?
I mean, how do they feel about men dressed up as women, taking homes available to less advantage (real) women?
ML,
What’s becoming very clear at least to me is that historically the Demorat voter support is not only walking away from Biden but signalling they will vote for Trump. Blacks, Hispanics and Unionists. This is Dem heartland turning their backs on Biden. They do have historical commitment. Which makes their about face all the more telling.
Doesn’t it make more sense to prevent the occasions where violence occurs?
Just make the frickin’ sandwich!
I shouldn’t.
I know I shouldn’t.
But I will, because The Devil Made Me Do It!
Why won’t my hover cards work?
The rigorous rules contain loopholes for Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander trainee teachers, in recognition of teacher shortages and Third World rates of school attendance and educational outcomes in many remote Indigenous communities.
Yet they still complain that 251 kids are entitled to the same educational standards as “white” kids …. Lower qualifications = lower standards ..
A Maroons win in SOO and the filth flushed would be an outstanding year for Qld;
Chainsaw voiced harriden on the radio at work on about men killing wimmin. There must be a few demonrat operatives in the country right now.
Miltonf. Article at DM today screaming about this subject. Problem is the 3 examples they used 2 of were killed by guys with criminal records/matters & nutjobs. The third was my a man from an ethnic background that doesn’t have a great record with women.
Think someone posted a table recently that had the stats for last few years and the trend wasn’t much different to previous years.
What I’m curious about is who is pushing this and is it related to the fact there will be a Federal Election next year?
You. Are. Kidding. Me.
Tucker Carlson tickets | Tours and Events | Ticketek Australia
US media titan Tucker Carlson and leading Australian businessman Clive Palmer are joined by American filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza and Queensland GP Dr Melissa McCann for the Australian Freedom Conference.
I was already getting a little wary on Tucker re: UFOs. Then, on Israel, he completely lost me and I don’t watch him anymore. I’ve heard many others too.
D’Souza and the doctor aren’t doing themselves any favours here.
ABC;
Also on the ABC- The moslems arrested were found to have IS propaganda on their phones with multiple videos of beheadings.
Definitely no religious links there at all. Watch for the laws to be altered, out of respect for the “victims”.
“As a former US bureau chief for the ABC
This illustrates Zoe Daniel and her ilk to a “T”…
dover0beach
April 26, 2024 12:21 pm
Just dropped:
The clearest explanation of why Ukraine’s possible entry into NATO mattered to Russia by several orders of magnitude more than the Baltic States, Finland, or Sweden. It also obliquely establishes that Russia’s main objective in Feb and March ’22 was south and not north, for the very same reasons. FLOCARK does not lie.
The Russians have always been worried about the expansion east of NATO along those flatter plains that lead to Moscow. They have already experienced Napoleon and Hitler having a go. Ukraine was a step too far.
So Putin said NO. And there you have it. Game over and the UKR to be a rump state that is neutral and never to be a part of NATO. And the eastern UKR along with Crimea (already) to be a part of Russia.
Nice one, the Deep State.
Ugh FFS, this is exactly what I was posting about the other day – every single Muesli I’ve seen on TV, YouTube, X.. everywhere always starts their response to the Lindt Cafe, October 7, 9/11 attacks, Mumbai Attacks, London bus bombings… every single Imam and “spokesperson” for this and that always start with that stupid fking line:
“We have to understand the context here” or “these things don’t occur in a vacuum” or “this is a simplistic attribution”
**angry face**
Let’s try a similar line for my Catholic brethren in a similar tone and trying to defend the indefensible… fictional of course:
Pell: “Well you have to understand Ridsdale’s context” and “its very simplistic just to call him a pedo.” “Well, the things Ridsdale did didn’t occur in a vaccum.”
Give me a fuc&king break Imams!!!
Nope you’ve lost me.
And he waited so, so long for a single lick of that big brass ring.
You know how it goes.
The King is dead. Long live the King.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_king_is_dead,_long_live_the_king!
Not being a Royalist although I admit it has benefits, who’s the next one in line?
Megan will be chomping at the bit hoping the older brother falls off the perch.
Another reminded of ABC picture wireless news last night
“Prince William attended representing the Royal Family”
Er, no he didn’t, if he was officially representing anything, it would be the King.
So why did the reliably anti-monarchy ABC give Will Wales such a Women’s Day wraparound?
…because they had a split-second pic of disgraced Royal Family satellite Prince Andrew to show.
Bungonia Bee
April 26, 2024 1:06 pm
“But, there are concerns surrounding how the maggies will fair with projected rising temperatures.
Well, being Collingwood they will not do very well in MellBum with rising temps. Nor any of those other Clubs either. LOL. Stupid game.
It was revealed on Friday that Mr Miles is on track to be kicked out of office after less than one year in the top job, following the resignation of Annastacia Palaszczuk.
Nothing will change when Christwhatfool gets in.
Treaty.
Emissions reduction.
Youth crime.
Same as the liars. What’s the point?
21 seat swing in QLD, eh?
That will be10 to the Greens leaving a still decent mandate for the SFL to destroy leading to an historic victory for Labor at the following election.
Hopefully they’ve learnt something from the Campbell Newman experience.
Eyrie
April 26, 2024 3:22 pm
It was revealed on Friday that Mr Miles is on track to be kicked out of office after less than one year in the top job, following the resignation of Annastacia Palaszczuk.
Nothing will change when Christwhatfool gets in.
Treaty.
Emissions reduction.
Youth crime.
Same as the liars. What’s the point?
You can always move to Sictoria.
How about Tasmania? At least I can annoy the Greenies by burning trees in the fireplace.
William will be King William V on his father’s death.
William IV was Queen Victoria’s uncle and was known as ‘Sailor Billy’ due to time spent serving in the Royal Navy.
He hated his sister-in-law (Victoria’s mother) so much, he determined that he would not die until Victoria was old enough to rule without a regent. He died four weeks after Victoria turned 18.
Snap, KD!
The Police came when I was on Stage. The EU resembles Soviet Communism
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“Apologies if posted already but a great article on the likelihood of Whitlam having been a Soviet agent”
Even though lately he’s been a tiny bit red-pilled Leunig will always be a lefty!
A lot of his old stuff can be usefully repurposed. This one could easily show the contenders in a Worst Prime Minister Ever contest. 🙂
Rockdoctor
April 26, 2024 2:41 pm
Chainsaw voiced harriden on the radio at work on about men killing wimmin. There must be a few demonrat operatives in the country right now.
Women kill a lot of kids:
Did Charmanie McLeod deliberately cause crash that killed her and her four children? | Daily Mail Online
Raina Thaiday: Cairns mother who killed eight kids suffered from schizophrenia, had marijuana habit | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site
WA Police: Three bodies found in car fire at John Graham Reserve in Coogee | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site
Eight kids; one I believe, not her own. But you almost never hear of her. An invisible serial killer.
This place needs a bit of FUN –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHwjeL8OE78
Hopefully they’ve learnt something from the Campbell Newman experience.
All that did was make them too shit scared to do anything.
It doesn’t take much. For at least half of the it is their position anyway. Broad church and all that.
99% of the time it’s a nothingburger but:
NSW Police evacuate University of Sydney in dramatic bomb alert as public are warned to stay away | Daily Mail Online
Someone must’ve misgendered someone!
At the Cafe this week up until Anzac Day there were only a few currawongs each day but lots and lots of hungry cockies. I was going through bread like a queue at a Soviet bakery.
Today the cockies have gone except for two or three. Instead I now have a horde of hungry currawongs. Had to do a supply run this morning to restock Coles mince. I think they must’ve stripped the whole suburb bare of Autumn fruits and berries, and decided it was Cafe time.
All this of course is due to climate change, or perhaps these things called weather and seasons.
GreyRanga
April 26, 2024 9:39 am
“they were forming a band”.
So were these Lads –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yECgXi3Y_8
Tucker Carlson event with Dinesh D Souza and Dr McCann.
Well done Clive Palmer.
No problem with Tucker making money from this but wonder how much was required to get him here.
Not seen ticket price but might have to go. Question is do I trigger my son by suggesting he come with me?!
With Clive Palmer I’m sure money is no object, I think he is more keen to be seen with the media guy who got 200 million people to watch his interview with Putin.
It’d be nice if Sky News Daytime (looking at you, Tom) could conduct an interview with a coalition shadow minister without looking like global warming and ruinable energy acolytes.
Tucker tickets range from $210 to $275 each.
Yes, each.
Just to hear Fat Cloive’s political speech and Tucker ramble on about UFO sightings, “people that celebrated Hiroshima are evil” and “Israel USA Axis of Evil.”
His “America First” Policy has been a bit unhinged recently and has morphed into an ” American Only” Policy.
Nah, thanks.
(I still think Tucker’s views appeal to many, but to those that appeal to the most, are struggling to put food on the table and petrol in the car, so why not take the missus to see him at $500 bucks for the evening and forget feeding the kids or driving your car for a month)
Tickets start at $207 up to $275.
What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we have both kinds; Country and Western – LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Um4zdK5Ow
He wants four fried chickens and a Coke?
Elwood!
Gratuitous Kooka photo, along with one of the northern magpies’ kids. First time I’ve gotten one of either of them – the kooka is the youngest of the Cafe clan.
Great photo, Bruce!
“All women have a role to play in keeping their men happy.”
Something the frightbats will never say.
And this is nice stuff and FREE………..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAel48Mhc9k
Lysander, the Tucker event is billed as a Freedom tour so no doubt some Esafety content and light on UFO’s!. I remember Clives massive spend on previous Federal election. Big billboards just saying Freedom Freedom all over the place. Then the full page ads declaring Craig Kelly was going to be next PM. Even Craig was probably taken by surprise by that !
Interesting to note organised by Mineralogy and not Palmer Party.
I think the party is now as dead as the Monty Python parrot but Clive just not made the official announcement.
A man’s gotta have a hobby and Clives new one is obviously arranging speaking tours.
Of course if he was really serious he would have brought out Joe Rogan as well! Wonder what a week of his time would be worth?
Fair call.
Oh, thanks Erin. She’s telling me that being a man who has always been peaceful and looked after his woman isn’t good enough. It’s (according to her) a “cop out”.
Bungonia Bee
April 26, 2024 4:32 pm
It’d be nice if Sky News Daytime (looking at you, Tom) could conduct an interview with a coalition shadow minister without looking like global warming and ruinable energy acolytes.
Tommy boy is a political leftie hack and a condescending POS. I saw him interview Malcolm Roberts once. Connell ambushed him with some CSIRO bullshit and then wouldn’t let Roberts eviscerate the bullshit which he was capable of doing. Tommy is one of the members of the msm I would really like 5 minutes alone with.
And on the subject of Opera/Classical Music, we have the William Tell Overture
Which was also the theme music for The Lone Ranger,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIbYCOiETx0
So as young boys in England. we made up some Nawty bits as Kenny Everett used to say –
Come away come away with William Tell,
Stick a fork in his arse and make him yell…………..
Got to hand it to Clive and Twiggy as billionaires. They add a lot of colour to the otherwise beige Australian political spectrum.
I have to lean towards Clive though, since he isn’t on the taxpayer subsidy teat like Mr Forrest.
Me too, no contest.
Well, that will get the grassroots support activated. Not.
Exactly who are they trying to appeal to?
First rule of marketing – know your customer
Second rule – set your price point accordingly
Third rule – ignore 1 and 2 and go broke while working your butt off
Tucker is a multi-millionaire so I don’t know how much Cloive/Minerology paid him to come here but $207 for a back row?
Even if Tucker were still on my “favourites” list (which he aint no more), I don’t think I’d be able to convince my “better half” that I could spend $207 on that instead of school shoes, fixing our “spare” dunny and getting our cars serviced (the top three things to do once we’ve saved up a bit!)…
I’m not fickle but, even if you “stand” for everything I do and let Israel down, I’ll leave you behind (not that my opinion counts that much, but I share it for the Tucker hounds here).
If Tucker were serious, he would organise open-air, drop some money in the charity box, gatherings.
Even with his UFO crap, and no, I haven’t forgotten the anti-Israel garbage, if his appearances were run like a Revival, I believe attendance would be in the thousands.
If you believe in yourself THAT much, why would you charge admission?
Kenny Everett. Sticking things in arses.
Again, yet again with the rampant English poofery.
It probably doesn’t matter with the current very poor attendance if Aboriginal teachers are more child minders than teachers, if they didn’t bounce after twelve months or so like the blowins di.
One hopes that eventually Aboriginal parents demand a higher standard.
If they are all the calibre of Bess Price, it actually might be better if they are less ‘credentialed’
And a felon lol!
Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. The stupid cow is resisting arrest.
That. was. Awesome.
I just posted this on the Nuclear power post –
There are 20 Countries in the G20 and Australia is in it. Only one of those Countries does not use Nuclear Power to generate Electrickery, I mean Electricity.
And that one Country is ‘Horse Trailer’, formerly known as Australia. The ‘Cleva Country’.
Belgium has 7 Nuclear Power Stations.
Egypt is building one with Russian help.
Uganda is building one FFS.
Come on down Blackout Bonehead Bowen and explain…………………
And bring MontyPox Virus with you.
And Tennis Elbow – ‘Cheaper Electrickery’…………..LOL
I reckon Bowen’s role is to win the Green vote or at the very least not lose to it even more
Who was it said “whatever it takes”, was that you Richo? Beneficiarry of a very good fire, said Kerry Packer.
Erin’s guest Lincoln Parker (security adviser) points out rather gently that our government is allowing thousands of Palestinians to come here unchecked, and that they do not have a set of similar values towards many things which we have – including towards women. Will she give the mueslis a blast? I mean instead of telling me and men like me that despite being faithful husbands and fathers for decades we are “cop outs”?
Sydney mum Swastika Chandra, who fought Uber to let her use her name on the app has been honoured by Australia’s peak Hindu body for standing up for her community after her story went viral in India.
Ms Chandra had been barred from accessing Uber services and rides since October after it flagged her name as “invalid” due to its Nazism connotations, but after a concerted effort from the Sydney mother, and interfaith and government pressure, common sense prevailed.
On Thursday, the Hindu Council of Australia honoured Ms Chandra with a courage award, recognising her as a “good role model for Hindu girls”.
The Oz is allowing comments…for how long…
Why not just shorten her name to avoid all the fuss? Because then there is no publicity is my guess.
Knuckle Dragger
April 26, 2024 5:19 pm
Another pretend cat comment from some tosser in the NT who is really a sour puss. And maybe even a pussy.
I see in the Daily Telegraph that some “Sydney municipal councillor” is upset because she’s been tagged after wearing a Pali scarf. It’s the death threats, doncha know?
Does she know that “Free, free, Palestine, from the river to the sea” is a death threat to Israel?
Well she could’ve always worn an SS uniform and jackboots.
Which’d mean exactly the same thing.
Woddenhead, how many times do you have to repeat the nuclear thing about Australia? Is every day Ground Hog Day, you crooked limey clown? There is no one here unaware of this sad saga. Go give the Ladyboy a big wet kiss and stop plastering the site with worthless comments. You’re the epitome of a low rent cockhead with a keyboard and computer and the singular reason to support restrictions against idiots like you defacing social media.
There was an old man from Sprocket,
Who went up to Space in a Rocket,
The Rocket went bang,
His bollocks went bang,
And his bum ended up in his pocket.
The Rocket went bang,
His bollocks went bang,
And his bum ended up in his pocket.
Exactly what I was talking about. Only one step short of ‘ooh-err, Vicar.’
The best one yet. Hilarious!
The thin-skinned jelly back. Anthony Albanese meme ban
JC
April 26, 2024 5:51 pm
Junior Cretin. Why do you keep following my posts? Are you this Fat Pizza Stalker that I have heard about recently? FFS.
Get a life you Big Nose Fat Arse Pizza loving wanker.
So you don’t like Martin Armstrong.
Well, he doesn’t like you.
Danger Dan needs to start sticking the proverbial boot into Dutton, too.
The thin-skinned jelly back. Anthony Albanese meme ban
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtntQk9dTek
Woddenhead
Marty spam reflects on you, you limey crook.
How can anyone avoid your comments when most (also the most stupid) have been posted by you? Not only do you spam the site with Marty, but you’re also spamming the site with dickhead comments.
You’ve been going on about the nuclear thing at least every second day for the past year.
Knuckle Dragger
April 26, 2024 5:56 pm
Another Tosser from a bunker in the NT. Anyway, the Portuguese will be here again quite soon. And you can try out your new language skills.
By the way Woddenhead, there’s a feature that shows who’s ticking and either you or the fried insect eating ladyboy is very busy, hey?
‘Madness’: Sharri Markson blasts government’s ‘extreme overreach’ amid battle with X
That stampeding sound you hear is people fleeing Victoria.
Victorian government reviews energy efficiency standards for rental properties in shift towards greener homes (Sky News, 26 Apr)
That is off the planet insane. Forcing property owners to put in double glazing, new stoves, roof insulation and other green rubbish is going to save renters money? Rents are going to skyrocket and owners are going to bail. So fewer rental properties will be available and rents will skyrocket some more. Labor are utterly clueless, or on psychedelic drugs. Probably both.
More like enriching developers who will promptly knock down said old homes and build “energy efficient” med/high density dog boxes on…
Yes, four bedroom three bath homes so so suitable for young first home owners, in outer suburbs miles from low paying jobs.
Miltonf. Article at DM today screaming about this subject. Problem is the 3 examples they used 2 of were killed by guys with criminal records/matters & nutjobs. The third was my a man from an ethnic background that doesn’t have a great record with women.
Think someone posted a table recently that had the stats for last few years and the trend wasn’t much different to previous years.
What I’m curious about is who is pushing this and is it related to the fact there will be a Federal Election next year?
Rockdoc I’d say instructions have gone out from the ALP to puff this one up. I noticed also the Wilcox creep has a nasty anti men ‘cartoon’ (more like a pre school crayon job) which also disses Anzac day. With TLS it was child abuse, with Anal it will be the war on wimmin. All cribbed from the US and probably dreamt up by American leftists.
Marty spam reflects on you, you limey crook.
Once again after many, many times of asking, where is there evidence of me being a crook. You actually are the crook.
And I am Pom living in ‘Convicts Paradise’. You on the other hand are a big nose, short arse, fat arse Fat Pizza blob living in your head somewhere in NYC. And not MelBum.
Crossie
April 26, 2024 8:29 am
Start with https://twitter.com/hashtag/Albomemes?src=hashtag_click
More titles for the jaded:
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Yearning for Bigfoot and other Yetis: the frustrating but ultimately uplifting story of those women besotted by mythical apes.
Be Bold with Bananas and Other Fruit: the cookbook which nourishes your body and enhances your sex life.
48 ticks by Wodney and just on this page.
An alliance of peak Islamic groups has called for Australia’s terrorism laws to be changed, to remove the concept of “religiously motivated terrorism” from the legislation.
Does that mean that Tarrant chap had no motive that can be named then?
Asking for a fiend.
Why would 9/Fairfax publish a cartoon like this on Anzac Day? – Michael Smith News
the ALP-ABC-Fairfax-North Shore axis is grotesque
Cathy Wilcox. Speed dial gal for Insiders. Say no more.
Cathy Wilcox has what it takes to be a cartoonist, except being witty and funny.
She’s a humourless, woke trollop who helps make The Age unreadable.
I used to work there. Let me tell you: NOTHING appears in The Age without a political purpose. It considers the plebs are too stupid to vote. Therefore, they must be indoctrinated at every opportunity to be clever like us.
Woddenhead.
You’ve boasted about finagling visas and being paid for doing so. You were also advertising Marty’s con-job with the Florida meetup.
You’re just a dishonest pos. In fact you probably don’t realize it because it’s ingrained in your DNA.
Indolent
April 26, 2024 5:59 pm
The best one yet. Hilarious!
The thin-skinned jelly back. Anthony Albanese meme ban
You got in first. A pint for you. ( :
You on the other hand are a big nose, short arse, fat arse Fat Pizza blob living in your head somewhere in NYC. And not MelBum.
AND. You are a Pompous Windbag. So. STFU.
53 ticks by woddenhead now. Just checked.
57 now
Labor are utterly clueless, or on psychedelic drugs. Probably both.
I think its worse than that.
We are beset by a plague of clever people who cant manage 2nd order thinking.
https://fs.blog/second-order-thinking/#:~:text=Second%2Dorder%20thinking%20is%20more%20deliberate.&text=Second%20order%20thinkers%20ask%20themselves,that%20to%20inform%20your%20decision.
For example Albo thinks hed like to stick his member somewhere warm.
There is a doe eyed ewe nearby
First order thinking says its just fine to roger the ewe.
2nd order thinking would bring to his attention hes actually awarding the rosette for 1st place at the Perth Royal Agricultural show and indulging in his carnal desires would have serious long term, irreversible impact on his career.
No one seems to consider flow on effects, and it seems to be getting more common.
Pint/ pint.
go and wank somewhere else JC
KD at 5:19
What is it with Poms and the bottom insertion thing?
Is it the class system?
Does it start in those cold boarding schools with not enough bunks in the dorm?
Is it some sort of lament for the lost Empire?
Or something simpler like the aversion to soap?
No different to others on this august journal of record, and/or its previous iterations, who relied heavily on the actions of those long-dead to justify their own positions – which are loud and ineffectual in equal part.
The Parthians had an empire.
The Greeks had an empire.
The Italians had an empire (which invaded and colonised England).
The Portuguese had an empire.
The Spanish had an empire.
The French had an empire.
The Germans had an empire.
Even the Belgians had an empire.
None of those exist now. Rotten is a latter-day St. Ruth, pure and simple.
On Tuesday.
We haven’t seen Wolfman for a while, I hope he’s ok.
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the ALP-ABC-Fairfax-North Shore axis is grotesque.
I should add snotty nosed private skools to that axis.
GreyRanga
April 26, 2024 9:44 am
After Rugby I like wogball. Can’t stand league or afl.
I do watch local.
Trans
Why don’t you, God Oracle.
looks like the 3 stooges have formed a posse again.
disturbing clowns
KD
Why mention those empires as though it’s debatable. Who’s suggested otherwise?
JC
April 26, 2024 5:27 pm
Well.
That worked just like “diplomatic immunity” in Lethal Weapon.
Just on Albo’s international faceplant on censorship, didn’t he recently hire a lefty legacy media spin doctor? Wonder if this disaster have the bruvvas, we, revisiting this hire.
JC
April 26, 2024 6:23 pm
53 ticks by woddenhead now. Just checked.
You are not very good at checking.
LOL. Number One is you are a FW1 with NFI. No ticks by me. I only do Up Thumbs and Down Thumbs, but you – Dumb, Dumb, Bum, Bum and Fat Arse Dope are too stoooopid to see that on this Blog.
Maybe you should get along to Spec Savers?
The only ticks that you will ever get are the ones that bore into your thick skull when you get into the Australian Outback. If ever you do that is.
KD
You left out the Incas. They had some interesting rituals, but not if you were on the rough side of a human sacrifice.
MatrixTransform
April 26, 2024 6:35 pm
looks like the 3 stooges have formed a posse again.
disturbing clowns
Well I like the Marx Brothers so lets see how this goes. LOL
They’re not debatable, JC.
The point I was making is that the British Empire, long-revered by elderly Peaky Blinders cap-wearing whinging expats is only one of about a thousand different empires through the ages.
This particular one died in agony nearly 80 years ago – which is fine, but some don’t seem to have accepted it and are in denial.
Like an old woman whose husband died years ago, but who dragged him off the bed and propped him on the recliner five minutes after he flatlined, threw a blanket over his legs and then sat on the other recliner in the lounge, talking to him while the telly’s on as though he was still alive forever after.
‘Oooh George, I don’t like that Prime Minister’s haircut. Just like your cousin Wilfred’s. Awful, just awful.’
‘Why don’t you do anything around the house?’
‘I’m going out to bingo now. You won’t believe what that Margaret woman said about me last time.’
‘Oooh-er, Vicar!’
I think I saw that episode last week on the ALPBC.
Many…many lols.
Wearing scarf, driving gloves in 35 C weather on the way to a weekend orgy in the Porsche Miata.
And this is why you were not considered as a guest speaker at the ‘Woomba AGM.
Knuckle Dragger
April 26, 2024 6:31 pm
LOL. As I had posted in an earlier post when you were in your NT bunker asleep and pissed and sulking and wondering about the Portuguese, the British do still have an Empire –
It’s in Leicester Square, London, England, the UK.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire,_Leicester_Square
All that did was make them too shit scared to do anything.
+1000
Newman was doomed from the day he beat the anointed first woman premier just lacking a electoral win to legitimise her. The press never gave him a fair go, the unions spun up a massive relentless campaign against him and the labor lite in his ranks white anted him.
Then we copped Freckless and now Chrisafooli who are dripping wet and will be very shy of reducing the size of Government or getting tough on overrepresentation of aboriginal crime.
Wish I could see that poll, Yougov hasn’t released it report free to the public and 12 isn’t high enough to leap the newscorpse paywall. Those 21 seats would have to be mostly metropolitan Brisbane. So Chrisafooli wont be rocking the apple cart by a longshot.
Newman was doomed from the day he beat the anointed first woman premier just lacking a electoral win to legitimise her. The press never gave him a fair go, the unions spun up a massive relentless campaign against him and the labor lite in his ranks white anted him.
Quite a good summary. I thought Newman suffered a strange, old fashioned belief that an electoral win gave him a mandate to implement his platform.
Beattie resigned when he knew the game was up, his giggling apologies weren’t being bought by the public anymore and his endemic corruption was starting to be noticed.
Into the fire jumped Anna Bligh who followed Kirner and Lawrences footsteps into oblivion.
My point was the fawning media flogged Bligh, invested a huge amounts of capital to get her elected as she was an appointed premier at that stage. She was ultimately flogged by Newman who wasn’t even in parliament and unseated one of her ministers. They never could get over it and have eagerly run smear campaigns against the LNP since invoking Newman as devil incarnate.
Apologies I have lived in north Queensland for 25 years now and can be Queensland centric at times.
Meant for Billie.
Could somebody translate this please?
Should make for a few LOLs on election night. Although unlikely to surmount watching Proscuitto being evaporated in real time.
He was doomed because he acted like a knob. Newman could still be in power but he had to go like a bull at a gate. If he had done absolutely nothing in his first term, he would have still won the next election by a landslide.
With the majority he had, he could have slowly implemented his reforms and we would be enjoying a smaller public service and probably much better development state wide. He might have even kept the LNP conservative instead of Labor-Lite.
Instead he acted like he only had one term. Which he did.
This dude is my favorite emperor and the richest dude who ever lived.
Today, his wealth would be worth about US $400 billion.
Friday is allowable for music, and since Anzac Day was yesterday, I do this one.
Jean Michel Jarre: Oxygene Gallípoli (1981)
Had the LP on vinyl. The cover is awesome.
FFS…
Wish I could see that poll, Yougov hasn’t released its report free to the public and 12ft wall isn’t high enough to leap the newscorpse paywall. Those 21 seats would have to be mostly metropolitan Brisbane. So Chrisafooli wont be rocking the apple cart by a longshot.
Is there something special about being a more recent blow-in from the UK as opposed to to being second third fourth fifth sixth generation Australian from UK stock?
Maybe thinking it confers superiority is caused by some sort of dementia brought on by too much warm beer, baked beans on toast and hankyhat wearing.
It’s nearly as silly as trying to insult ‘knuckle dragger’ by calling him a Neanderthal, you could at least mix it up with the occasional ‘you Cro-Magnon you’.
hehehehe, that’s funny.
If we are going to have some music then let’s put the Albo Sleazy Mob into this –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Osyw6Svv8U
Talking about money, Google reported this morning our time, and it was humdinger of a result busting through analysts expectations.
Revenues/Sales of US$80 billion
Net Income of US$ 23.6 billion
The stock went up US$215 billion.
Watching a very non PC French crime show called ‘the source’
Lebanon drug lords in the banlieues are the baddies.
Maybe the police will end up be the baddies too.
You just reminded me of that British documentary series ‘George and Mildred’.
Loved the episode where George is glued to the TV and Mildred asks him if he would like tomato sauce on his icecream.
Naturally he said yes.
Albo reportedly booed in Townsville and quickly escorted to his car by minders.
After Ipswich, it’s the most Labor city in QLD,
He’s one step away from bussing Mummy bloggers to Western Sydney RSLs. The bruvvas can’t take this corpse to the next election.
Not much time to do a Julia bait and switch. Will Albo leave as quietly as Julia?
One of my favourite songs –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adUPdnzCAk8
I have no idea why Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber chose the quite obscure Evita Peron for a musical. But it was a fine choice.
They can take the weirdest of things and turn them into rapture. I saw Cats and Jesus Christ Superstar in Sydney in the day. Jesus vs Rum Tum Tugger, it’s a really nice dissonance.
Maybe the crowd saw the latest Please Explain.
My wordy lordy, that was a cracker.
I’m wondering whether Chrisafulli is talking out of both sides of his mouth in order to maximise the vote, from “moderates” as well as conservatives in LNP. I don’t mind it so much as long as he actually governs as a conservative and admits publicly later that aiming for carbon Net Zero is uneconomical and unrealistic.
After Ipswich, it’s the most Labor city in QLD,
At the moment it is. Thuringowa regularly swings and Mundingburra less so but will if a change of Government is on. If PHON & KAP had have put up decent candidate might have been different. As it is I think Thuringowa will swing and Mundingburra maybe, LNP gains.
I’m in Hinchinbrook, Dametto KAP is a good member despite a very quiet start, I don’t think he’ll be unseated.
I’m wondering whether Chrisafulli is talking out of both sides of his mouth in order to maximise the vote, from “moderates” as well as conservatives in LNP. I don’t mind it so much as long as he actually governs as a conservative and admits publicly later that aiming for carbon Net Zero is uneconomical and unrealistic.
OK. So what is he promising? Another liar? Yes.
Bruce, you are truly a bird whisperer.
Oh and I’m not surprised about the booing.
Even the ALP voters here are still traditionalists though rusted on. People round here don’t like the worser excesses of far left policies.
And the British can do this –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tulFeVPSb7k
And then that actor can do this –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3NIK-nsI2g
Not bad Guv’ner?
When we were young builders were much more young buyers friendly. Three bedroom homes didn’t have multiple bathrooms, just a bathroom with a bath and shower and a separate toilet. That way if someone was having a shower others could still go to toilet. Such practicality is rare these days.
Crossie,
I have always been firmly of the belief that two or more bathrooms are unnecessary. However, there can never be too many toilets.
Apparently, it’s considered impossible cool these days for teenagers to have their own bathrooms..
Troy Thompson, Townsville mayor pressed on military claims during Anzac weekTownsville’s new mayor has failed to produce official records of his time in the Army and SAS, despite questions within the veteran community of Australia’s largest Garrison city during Anzac week.
This bloke claims not to remember his service number…I was allocated my first one fifty years ago, and can still remember it….
That’s a tell.
You do not forget your service number.
Mine is 282788.
Engraved into the underside of my skull.
Maybe Cats with service number fu could doxx me. Please do not.
That’s why I wasn’t posting mine!
I did a search once, the 2xx,xxx series comes up as AAR but no individual IDs.
Anyway ASIO knows who I am by now. 😀
Cats, what a magnificent day it was in Sydneystan, registered the car in the morning, stocked up on food and booze (for a big cat BBQ at the cottage) and then went for a run.
Magnificent Sydney Autumn day. Not a cloud in the Azure sky.
The mechanic had some interesting vehicles in his garage – a ’68 Mustang in granny smith green, LHD and no ralph nader safety belts, front or back.
I just wanted to “apprehend” it and go all Bullitt on many, many house sized nanny states backsides. 🙂
rosie
April 26, 2024 7:07 pm
No.
Quite so.
This misplaced superiority complex is what sets the hanky-heads apart from almost every other cohort of post-war migrants. Most came here hoping for nothing more than an opportunity to improve their lives. The typical Peaky-Blinder arrived safe in the knowledge that their superior skills (carried in their Empire Building DNA) would see them ruling over the stupid and lazy colonials in no time.
Disappointment (and the accompanying whining) ensued.
I bought some Tesla stock overnight at just under the closing ($170). I’m buying into the view held by the bulls that the stock is making cars on the side and striking levels of profitability will come with the robot side of the business, which isn’t that far along. My hunch is that robots will be like cars in the early part of the 20th C. There were horse and buggies, then a decade later it was almost all cars on the road.
I think they’ll own the high end robot space.
I’ll load up more on the way up, or sell this position if if continues to head lower.
Don’t forget “Ooooh, you are awful. But I like you” and “I’ll get you Butler!”
Dick Emery?
And
“I’ll have ‘alf”.
ZK2A
Thompson is a charlatan (but not to be mixed up with Phil Thompson the LNP fed member and a good bloke).
Was PHON candidate at one stage & Pauline even offloaded him.
His SAS claims are the tip of the iceberg, his CV has been cleaned up since the election as he also falsely claimed a degree at one stage. Had a failed business some made losses from. Has changed names around that time, he now has nickname 2-names on local blogs.
We have had no luck with Mayors or councillors since Les Tyrell up this way. The only reason charlatan got in was Jenny Hill ALP was so on the nose the drovers dog could have stood and won.
Michael Crawford – ridiculously talented. “Some Mothers Do Ave Em” was Pythonesquely awesome and mesmerising. Only the Young Ones can match it.
Since we’re doing Webber and awesome I can’t pass up Carl Anderson:
Heaven On Their Minds / Carl Anderson: Superstar (1973)
Seeing Jon English being hung by the neck in the Capitol Theatre was entertaining. He had it done to him over 500 times. Apparently there’s a soundtrack for the Aussie shows, I should find out if it’s online.