Proved my case Cow.

Sancho Panzersays:
October 9, 2022 at 11:09 am
Please Dover.
Can we have a thread dedicated specifically to “Bruises, Lubrication and Penetration”.
Thanking you in advance.

It went from idle speculation to some tacky MAFS episode.
We are so lucky to have such deep thinking influencers.
The conser

The ‘conservative’ movement is such good hands.
/sarc.

WHY Success is DESTROYING America
Black Pigeon Speaks

Trump finishes after speaking for an hour and a half.

Tinta, earlier and on Mr Lehrmann’s potential defence:

‘No, because I am a gentleman, the Plaintiff was inebriated to the point where she lost consciousness and I could not take advantage of her in that condition, and besides in that drunken state I noted her to be quite plain and not in the least alluring.’

Or:

‘No, because in a moment of clarity I realised that I’d be stuck with it for the next six months at least, and the risk vs reward analysis of being further seen in public with those burgeoning bingo wings was more than I could bear.

‘Then she spewed chockies all over the couch, and I just thought “I am out of here”.’

I fully support the GOP committing to nutcases like Tshibata to turn red states into purple. Every state race should feature a Herschel Walker style disaster of a candidate running the Republicans into the ground.

A man of principle:

Michael Gunner will take on a new role with Australian billionaire Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest’s renewable energy company, six months after resigning as the Northern Territory’s chief minister.
Key points:

Michael Gunner will join Andrew Forrest’s renewable energy company
Mr Gunner stepped down as NT chief minister in May and resigned from politics in July
Ministerial restrictions mean he won’t be able to start work until November

Fortescue Future Industries (FFI) said Mr Gunner would act as the head of a new arm of the company in Northern Australia.

Mr Gunner served as chief minister for six years before making a shock resignation in May, following the birth of his second child.

Despite announcing the new job today, Mr Gunner will not start work until next month due to the NT’s ministerial code of conduct, which prohibits former ministers from taking up work within six months of leaving office if that work relates to any of their former ministerial portfolios.

and

During his tenure as chief minister, Mr Gunner controversially lifted a moratorium on fracking in the Northern Territory, subject to recommendations made as part of a scientific inquiry, including that the NT and federal governments seek to ensure no net increase in greenhouse gas emissions.
Fracking set to resume in NT

The NT Government lifts a moratorium and enforces a strict set of recommendations on the fracking industry.
A flame spurts out from a gas well in Amungee.
Read more

Environment Centre NT co-director Kirsty Howey said Mr Gunner’s new role was at odds with some of the major projects he had pushed for during his time in office.

“The Environment Centre NT congratulates former chief minister Michael Gunner for finally seeing the light on climate,” Ms Howey said.

Saw the light, huh? Illuminated, no doubt, by burning a few $100 notes.

I personally don’t give a flying fuck about Higgins, I am more concerned about a man who is being dragged through the mud and as a result, unemployable.

Dunno BB.

I reckon Lehrmann could (and should) apply for the highest-paid consultant/sinecure gigs going around. If he’s acquitted and hasn’t any other relevant history his probity check will come back clean as a whistle.

‘I would like this job.’
‘Well, you’re not really the person we’re loo -‘

‘Careful now. I will scream bloody murder throughout every press mechanism in the country that I’m being unfairly dealt with because of bad press about something I was acquitted of by twelve men good and true. I will ensure this selection process takes three years, minimum. I am, however, prepared work under a pseudonym.’
‘Welcome aboard.’

Michael Gunner will take on a new role with Australian billionaire Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest’s renewable energy company, six months after resigning as the Northern Territory’s chief minister.

Swamp @ Work

You wouldn’t even contemplate employing a bulging eyed loon like Gunner as a janitor.

Elon Musk blames woke colleges for turning his transgender daughterson against him
GBNews

Add in the “Brewers Droop” factor to the time factor, and the case becomes less likely.

TMI, Boambee John. 🙂

I have personal experience of men who do not get brewer’s until they are unconscious.

The 70s was a great education in human diversity.

Knuckle — ooops my fatfingeritis is chronic at the moment

It is good to be able to discuss the Britnah case without some screeching bint arriving squealing “All men are wapists!”.

Oh yes. Yes indeed.

Even with Ed October involved, there’s a degree of sanity through most of it.

Just found out a relative has myocarditis, likely from the 4th clot shot.

Another victim.

A positive side of the Britnah case is the further illumination of what a disloyal turd Scummo was as leader.
I hope staff and ministers drops buckets of shit on the Milan Brych of politics.

Russian propaganda video taking the piss out of America.

From the Comments

– Sorry can someone point out the propaganda part to me?

– There is more truth in that video than propaganda.
The SJWs will be outraged!
…”How dare Russia use truth against us”!

A new, environmentally-conscious farmer starts using manure in place of fertilizer on his crops.

He gets the manure from his own cows, and within weeks notices a significant change with his wheat and other grains. They begin to flourish like he’s never seen before, and he quickly begins heavily using this alternative method.

The blossoming crops attract the attention of an agriculture company nearby, and they send an infiltrator to try and get some secrets to success out of the boy.

The farmer gladly welcomes the businessman and cheerfully tells him about how well his manure works. Astounded, the man asks him if he’d be willing to set up a deal for this miracle-poo. The young man talks money after a while, and they come to a conclusion of $10 bucks per week in exchange for weekly pickups of manure from the company. Assured he got the better deal, the farmer walks away thinking “I’m gettin” a bit of extra money for literal bullcrap? It’s my lucky day!”

Two months later, the young man’s older, more experienced father comes by near the beginning of the harvest season he’s impressed with how well the crops have outgrown his own. “Son” he says “This manure of yours is top-notch! You could be making a pretty penny off of this!”

Proudly, his son puffs out his chest. “Pa, I’ve been doing that for a while now! Selling it to the farmin” corporation not too far from here!” “Really?” his father asks. “For how much?”

The younger farmer tells him. His father’s face flushes red.

“Boy! That’s criminally low! My manure aint half as good and I get paid 3 times as much! You’ve been scammed!”

Stunned, the son collapses in a lawn chair turned towards his cattle pasture. He looks at the collecting pile of poop gathered in a corner.

“Man” he says “I’m not getting’ paid enough for this shit”.

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

“Fred” he replies.
“Fred what?” the officer asks.
“Just Fred” the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. “Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?”

The biker replies “It’s a long story, so stay with me”. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realised that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred”.

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

Harvard children’s hospital: Babies know in the WOMB if they’re transgender!

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.

– E. B. White

… without constantly interrupting the flow of the open forum.

Hohoho. No way that JR can better that joke.

Me thinks britnah likes probing, look how far she’s got so far.

Is the alleged victim in the witness box again tomorrow?
I wonder if, over the weekend, the prosecution have been gently probing for any more misrememberences in her statement.

The rule is that when a witness is in cross-examination the party who called the witness (here the prosecution) cannot be in communication with the witness. Therefore the ACT DPP will not have been speaking to her over the weekend.

Sancho Panzer says:
October 9, 2022 at 3:15 pm

There is one thing missing from the Britnah case.
I was expecting her to arrive at court at the head* of a phalanx* of proud, fearless wymminses wearing either Handsmaid Tales hoods or white cocktail dresses with an off-white splodge on the back and a dribble of Cadbury Classic Caramel down the front.
Where are they?

See Michael Smith’s site for a rundown of her supporters at court, including the head of the ACT Victim Support Unit, and a Labor spinner.

That said, those who claim that she was part of some secret plan to infiltrate the Libs and orchestrate a pretend rape are off with the pixies.

Who knows how or by whom she was hired, but it helps to have family or Party connections. Then again, plenty of morons get hired without those.

It is revealing that she complained about how low she was on the totem pole at the office. (And yes, I know that this is the reverse of how totem poles actually worked).

As others have confirmed, messy and drunken sex is far from rare among the developmental adolescents who inhabit Ministers’ offices. It has ever been so.

To those who demand that only old people be allowed to to those jobs – there is a reason for this, as said before, but here it is again.

Ministerial staff work (even if they are doing nothing, they have to be there) very long hours, and to be on call for the rest of them. They have to travel frequently and at short notice.

It is not a job for anyone with a family that they want to keep, or who is not prepared and able to be on duty 18 hours a day.

That’s why they hire kiddies with no responsibilities who have the energy and enthusiasm.

Milton of 7.43am today.
As being part of the 1st/2nd generation of non English speaking migrants from middle/Eastern Europe, the English and local Aussies on the whole treated me and my family better than others.
How long do bloodies last in a Mediterean soccer club – I’d give you one month at most.
Once I got in to the broader community with work
And footy I had plenty of opportunities.
Thanks.

custard says:
October 9, 2022 at 2:45 pm

He takes a straw poll of attendees asking if they would like him to finish rally with Q music to WWG1WGA
Overwhelming yes!
So the music was played.

He asked the crowd at the Minden Rally if they would like him to finish with music (prompted)

This was the music played Mirrors by Will Van De Crommert

Sancho Panzersays:
October 9, 2022 at 4:07 pm
Benny-spam.

LOL. More like Stencho Pantyhose Spam………………………..

Just remembered my ex Sil worked security at parliament. Won’t be giving her a call though. My eldest brother treated her like dirt.

Sick deviant prick is dead, good.

I just had a thought. Did you magically turn presbyterian on crossing the Scottish border? ?

Ahaha! No. But back in Oz we worship with the Pressbuttons.

So a sort of hybrid with CofE, or more accurately Low Church Anglicans. My great uncle was a Loyal Orangeman…definitely not a Celtic supporter.

interacting with whingers and supporters. They all compete for attention from the Boss, like hungry chicks in a nest.

I call it the wall of cronies. Didn’t bands have a not so polite word describing groupies?

I thought this was Dover’s blog.

They did what others could not do; they were the tree that withstood the hurricane of insults, discrimination, and social exclusion.

A chap with first name ‘Shane’ and second name ‘Van Gisbergen’ just won Bathurst.

Ya get that.

Rabzsays:
October 9, 2022 at 6:02 pm

The marxists are at it again bringing down another great institution. This time the Australian War Memorial. They will now recognise the “frontier wars”. FFS.

How do you recognise something that never happened?

Exactly. Where’s the bloody proof? The ‘tards need to cite – or it never happened.

A chap with first name ‘Shane’ and second name ‘Van Gisbergen’ just won Bathurst.

Won Bathurst? Like in a raffle?

Motor ‘sports’ are not sports. By that rationale, the space race in the 60s was a sport, complete with world championship.

Motor sports are competitions between car makers and computer geeks. The drivers are formulaic at best, and frontmen at worst. They’re like triangle players in orchestras, cossetted from their pre-teen years in a manner worse than AFL players.

People – well, quite a few people – only watch them to see the accidents anyway, and even then the prangs are pissweak in this day and age.

They did what others could not do; they were the tree that withstood the hurricane of insults, discrimination, and social exclusion.

This could be embarrassing. Insults and discrimination have zero effect on me, and I enjoy social exclusion. Who’d want to be part of a society that votes for Desperate Dan and the rest of our incompetent parasites? Fact is, I had not the slightest problems dealing with the minor inconveniences that followed from the insane orders from our ignorant, arrogant “leaders”. Locked out of a restaurant or two was all it amounted to. Irritating, but no more.

It did have the advantage of seeing just how authoritarian our parasite class can be given half a poor excuse, and also how compliant and fearful so large a fraction of the population can be. Natural born slave material. But I already had my suspicions on both scores.

So no, kindly don’t credit me with superhuman courage, my natural quota of contumacity was quite adequate.

…the following Tuesday, when he was questioned about why he had entered parliament by Reynolds’s office manager Fiona Brown, a breach of security protocol, he said he had returned “to drink some whiskey and had [about] two glasses”.

So he signed in at the ministerial entrance, was escorted to the office (accompanied by a security officer and a woman who could hardly walk), had two whiskeys, did the dirty on Mizz White Dress, and walked back to the ministerial entrance, all in 22 minutes? Busy boy.

Gentle essay for this gentile:

It’s Not Nomadic Hut Appreciation Week* (Lidblog, 7 Oct, via Instapundit)

As mentioned above, Jews aren’t great with tools. For many of us (like yours truly), the last time we picked up a tool or climbed up a ladder was last year’s Sukkot. If you peek out your window and watch a Jewish neighbor build their Sukkah, make sure you have no food in your mouth. You will probably snort, or belly laugh your food out your nose. Building a Sukkah is the construction version of the “Keystone Kops” (only funnier).

If the annual building project is proceeding horribly, some of the builders can be heard screaming about their failure in strange tongues. Last year my neighbor Larry, a huge Star Trek fan, hit his thumb with a hammer and screamed, “vaj ghorDu’, which is Klingon for “oh crap, that hurts.” My friend Ed screamed, “ó cacamas a ghortaíonn” the exact phrase as Larry’s but in Irish. Ed is not Jewish. He’s an observant Catholic and has never built a Sukkah. His Irish scream was just to show sympathy for his Jewish friends.

A Sukkah must have a semi-see-through roof built from something that grows in the ground (NO, not cannabis). That roof is called sechach, a beneficial word.
…
One reason for living in a flimsy hut with a see-through roof is to remind Jews how they lived in the wilderness after being freed from slavery in Egypt. We are reminded that in those ancient times, just as today, the frailty and transience of Jews depended on God. Our dependence on God is necessary to protect us.

Have a great Sukkot, Jewish friends. I like that when God provided food in the desert they called it manna, which means in Hebrew “what is it?” That became its name.

* I’ve used the subheading not the actual heading, because it’s more fun.

contumacity

9/10

I does help when all previous attempts failed.

She’s always escorted by the same two wymmins, each with a Julian Assange brave but bearing up nobly tight little smile on their dials. You’d think they think it’s all about them.

Minders, there to protect the Guilty.
Basically, Ms Higgins is on her own.
I wouldn’t loan some ex Rudd staffer cum First Nations Jobsworth 2 bob until payday.

My dear future BIL taught Shane van Gisbergen maths back in NZ and is a fervent supporter of his. Funny how six degrees of separation can often be a lot less…

Heard of team sports, KD?

Yep. Car racing isn’t a sport. It’s a carmaker competition.

It might be a sport, but then you’d have to classify the activity on TV where people make little radio-controlled robots out of Roombas and battle them to the death in someone’s garage as a sport as well.

Cafe fun. The kookas arrived a short time ago and started chuckling on my clothesline. Which means “dinner please” in kooka.

So I go outside into the back yard with appropriate supplies. On the way a noisy miner lands on my left shoulder. That’s a first. It’s the kid who learned a couple days ago to perch on my arm. So I had to stop and feed the young noisy on my shoulder, who sat there happily consuming bread bits and a few tiny morsels of mince for variety.

Then gave the kookas their dinner with noisy still on shoulder. Surreal.

The kooka family don’t appear interested in using the Cafe nest box this year, but there’re a couple of new termite mounds in trees not too far away. One has a hole drilled into it and I think I saw a kooka beak protruding when I was out walking yesterday. Dunno how the nest went overnight, we had two inches of heavy rain in a couple hours – which isn’t good for balls of wood granules stuck together with termite spit.

Speaking of wrestling, the hotel cable had a wrestling station, AAW from memory. Flicking through all the dross and it was better than watching the BBC telling me the world was about to blow/burn up.

Most entertaining and perfectly choreographed. It would give the ballet a run for its money. Dirty tricks abounding including eye gouging and balancing delicately on the ropes before “landing” on the prone opponent’s solar plexis.

Last time I’d watched such a display was channel 9 in the late 60’s – Killer Kowalski and Gorgeous George and a bevy of other exotic names. From memory Jack Little did the commentary.

Two advocates from a climate protest group have been arrested after gluing their hands to a priceless piece of art, triggering an evacuation at one of Australia’s biggest galleries.

The pair stood either side of the 1951 piece each with a hand glued to the glass and above a banner reading ‘climate chaos = war + famine’.

Daily Mail

I called out DocDuk in a fit of stupidity

Why?

You spoke your mind and there is nothing wrong with that, Calli.