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Rocks and Ferns in a Wood at Crossmount, John Ruskin, 1847


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cohenite
December 22, 2022 7:42 pm

Hi, JC.
It’s called the Sailer Strategy.
Basically, you appeal to things White people like, such as:
Building a Wall on the Southern Border to keep the World’s detritus out
Bringing their sons and Daughters home from pointless wars
Stopping Big Business from relocating factories to Asia where they can make money out of slave labour
Trump won the White Vote plus enough of the non White vote to get over the line in 2016.
Then he spent 4 years bullshitting and doing none of what he promised.
Scotty coulda won by doing the same thing in May.
The Teals won in part by adopting the Sailer Strategy.
It’s not rocket science.

Classic crotchless comment: 5% sense and 95% spittle, stale sperm, fermented waste and body lesions.

Zipster
December 22, 2022 7:43 pm

WHO global vaccination plan

Dr. John Campbell

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
December 22, 2022 7:46 pm

Knuck’s looks like the first cyclone of the season but expected to impact near WA border. Cat 1 too, all ingredients there just going to interact with land before organising into something more substantial. Means will be good for rain across top end.

LOL I am meant to be flying through that area soon BKK-MEL, sigh such is life.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
December 22, 2022 7:49 pm

LOL Ok now i’ve seen everything
2024 Lexus Electrified Sport | EV With Manual Transmission Confirmed

EVs are fake answers to a fake problem. Why wouldn’t you have a fake gear shift in one of them?

Top Ender
Top Ender
December 22, 2022 7:51 pm

Ulysses S. Grant gets a promotion in 2023 defense bill

By NANCY MONTGOMERY
STARS AND STRIPES • December 20, 2022

More than a century after his death, the Army general hailed for saving the United States during the Civil War is being promoted a final time.

Ulysses S. Grant, the Union commander who led the defeat of the Confederacy, only to be later derided because of scandals during his presidency, is set for a posthumous appointment to general of the armies of the United States in the 2023 National Defense Authorization Act.

The measure was introduced by Democratic Sen. Sherrod Brown of Ohio, where Grant was born, and Sen. Roy Blunt and U.S. Rep. Ann Wagner, both Missouri Republicans.

General of the armies of the United States is the highest rank in the Army. It has been conferred only twice previously.

The first recipient was John J. Pershing in 1919, for his command during World War I. In 1976, the title was given posthumously to George Washington during the bicentennial celebrations.

Historians mostly agree that Grant, who accepted the surrender of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee at Appomattox, Va., in 1865 to end the Civil War, was a skilled commander who harnessed the Union’s superior resources and attacked relentlessly.

“Many Union generals temporized and put off battles until their troops were better trained and equipped,” according to Grant biographer Ron Chernow. “Grant recognized that such delays would benefit equally his Confederate opponents and preferred to strike quickly and capitalize on the element of surprise even when his troops weren’t perfectly ready.”

But his reputation as president, from 1869 to 1877, has shifted remarkably over the past century. Scandals in his administration, which had placed him in the lower rungs of presidential rankings, have receded in importance for some historians.

His efforts to protect and empower newly freed African Americans have garnered more attention as Confederate monuments erected during the early 20th century are being taken down.

“I believe that the promotion would be much more than a symbolic nod to a great military general,” Anne Marshall, the Ulysses S. Grant Presidential Library’s executive director, wrote in an essay on The Conversation website earlier this month. “Rather, it would highlight the overlooked legacy of a man who fought to end the last vestiges of slavery.”

As president, Grant pushed for the 15th Amendment, which guaranteed voting rights to all male citizens regardless of “race, color or previous condition of servitude.”

He also sent federal troops to fight terrorism against Black people in the South and temporarily crushed the Ku Klux Klan, historians say.

His successor, President Rutherford B. Hayes, pulled the last federal troops from the South, ending Reconstruction and beginning an 80-year era of Jim Crow segregation.

Top Ender
Top Ender
December 22, 2022 7:52 pm

Of course, the “promotion” just allows Lee’s enemies the excuse to tear down more statues…

Zipster
December 22, 2022 7:56 pm

Hugh Jackman has been playing gender neutral roles for years. Talking his own book.

what do they call it when a fag marries for appearances… smutley you would know?

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 22, 2022 7:57 pm

“Many Union generals temporized and put off battles until their troops were better trained and equipped,” according to Grant biographer Ron Chernow. “Grant recognized that such delays would benefit equally his Confederate opponents and preferred to strike quickly and capitalize on the element of surprise even when his troops weren’t perfectly ready.”

But his reputation as president, from 1869 to 1877, has shifted remarkably over the past century. Scandals in his administration, which had placed him in the lower rungs of presidential rankings, have receded in importance for some historians.

Ron Chernow wrote, for my money, the best biography of U.S. Grant ever written – he makes a valid case that Grant’s reputation as President suffered because he tended to put his trust in shysters and scoundrels.

Dot
Dot
December 22, 2022 7:59 pm
Roger
Roger
December 22, 2022 8:05 pm

“Grant recognized that such delays would benefit equally his Confederate opponents and preferred to strike quickly and capitalize on the element of surprise even when his troops weren’t perfectly ready.”

The antithesis of McClellan in that respect, and many others too.

custard
custard
December 22, 2022 8:12 pm

Dot

Did you find anything about the Paysuers ?

Ed Case
Ed Case
December 22, 2022 8:14 pm

Grant was a drunk, his regime was a byword for rottenness for a hundred years.
So, why is he being rehabilitated?
Because the Bushes and Obama were worse?

Roger
Roger
December 22, 2022 8:18 pm

Prediction, there’s be some sort of manufactured crisis & military will step in. Given Chinese moves in the are be interesting to see our response to the above happening…

Can’t be ruled out, but given that Rabuka is cool towards the Chinese and generally pro-AUS/NZ, probably unlikely.

DaFisk
DaFisk
December 22, 2022 8:18 pm

I’ve never seen so many lefties glorifying in war. The Ukraine and Russia combined have probably lost close to 300,000 lives in the last year due to this conflict. And there doesn’t seem a will either in the US or Europe to get peace talks going.

You should talk to the guy who started the war and is lobbing missiles at apartment blocks because he got his ass handed to him on the battlefield!

Eyrie
Eyrie
December 22, 2022 8:19 pm

FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF, DEA, all are simply awful if not downright proven criminal enterprises.

Um, That’s Government. A gang of thugs who threaten or use violence to take some of your stuff or kill you if you object, in return for some dubious protection from common criminals and likewise dubious protection from criminals outside your country aka “governments”.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 22, 2022 8:19 pm

Grant was a drunk, his regime was a byword for rottenness for a hundred years.

You really do know fvck all about history, don’t you, Grogs.

Eyrie
Eyrie
December 22, 2022 8:20 pm

EVs are fake answers to a fake problem. Why wouldn’t you have a fake gear shift in one of them?

BoN, I’m reminded of Pohl and Kornbluth “Search the Sky”.

will
will
December 22, 2022 8:22 pm

lobbing missiles at apartment blocks because he got his ass handed to him on the battlefield!

I did not know that the idiot half Kenyan and PedoPete did that.

Ed Case
Ed Case
December 22, 2022 8:25 pm

I know how to spell, Zulu.

You were spruiking some shit about Oswald bein a lone assassin yesterday, so your scholarship isn’t worth much.

Black Ball
Black Ball
December 22, 2022 8:27 pm

Well had a Thai meal for our Christmas break up. Indian managers but they are hard taskmasters for us. He put the grog on, Heineken with a dash of Wild Turkey Honey.
I’m not in the glamourous of fields of endeavour, but by God I’m happy.
As Zulu is wont to say, silante

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 22, 2022 8:28 pm

Brittany Higgins hits out at Michaelia Cash’s chief-of-staff

By REMY VARGA
NSW Reporter
@RemyVarga
7:06PM December 22, 2022

Former ministerial staffer Brittany Higgins has made a series of claims about a senior Liberal, who appeared as a witness in the high-profile rape trial of Bruce Lehrmann.

Ms Higgins’ posted a number of Instagram stories starting just after 7pm on Wednesday accusing Daniel Try, who is chief-of-staff to Michaelia Cash, of the “intentional perversion of justice”.

The outburst appears to have been prompted by a statement issued by the Canberra Liberals after the ACT government confirmed an inquiry into the trial of Mr Lehrmann, who Ms Higgins has accused of rape.

“I agree Canberra Liberals,” Ms Higgins wrote in the now deleted posts.

“The Lehrmann Review should be looking into political interference.

“Maybe let’s start with this? The intentional perversion of justice from my employer.”

Ms Higgins then said Mr Try knew key details from October 2020 following an inquiry from a Canberra Times journalist before sharing a transcript of a conversation she had with her former employer that she covertly recorded on January 28 in 2021.

The former ministerial staffer tendered her resignation the next day on January 29 and went public with her allegations against Mr Lehrmann on February 15.

Ms Higgins alleged Mr Lehrmann raped her on the ministerial couch of then defence industry minister Linda Reynolds after a night out drinking with colleagues on March 23 in 2019.

The Australian is not suggesting Ms Higgins’ allegations against either Mr Lehrmann or Mr Try are true only that she made them in a series of now ­deleted Instagram stories.

Mr Lehrmann has strenuously denied allegations of sexual assault and the high-profile trial against him was aborted after a juror brought outside research ­information into the jury room.

Mr Try told the trial he became aware of an incident involving Ms Higgins in the office of then cabinet minister Linda Reynolds in October 2019 after an inquiry from a journalist for The Canberra Times, but said he didn’t know the extent of the allegations.

Mr Try then said Ms Higgins “out of the blue” brought up the incident again at some point in late January in 2021. He said she came into his parliamentary office and asked about the identity of the Canberra Times journalist who’d made inquiries in 2019. “I don’t think she went into details about what actually happened in this particular event,” he said.

Rabz
December 22, 2022 8:28 pm

Peoples! 🙂

The work year is finally over for me – the WEB™ has commenced and here’s hoping the new year brings some sort of peace of mind to an allegedly much troubled figure blundering around aimlessly on this planet, still trying to figure out where his place is … 😕

Black Ball
Black Ball
December 22, 2022 8:29 pm

Except Ed, you don’t know how to disseminate information across your desk.
Probably, maybe, flamer, they aren’t conducive to a good argument. Shut up

Roger
Roger
December 22, 2022 8:29 pm

Grant was a drunk…

Grant was a binge drinker rather than an habitual drinker. So, not a drunk.

That being said, when a morally earnest lady wrote to President Lincoln to complain about Grant’s (undeserved) reputation, Lincoln replied along the lines of “Madam, if you know what whiskey General Grant prefers, please advise…I’d like to order a case for every general in the army.”

Zipster
December 22, 2022 8:32 pm
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 22, 2022 8:33 pm

Grant was a binge drinker rather than an habitual drinker. So, not a drunk.

Grant’s grandson wrote in his memoirs that neither his father, nor his grandfather had “much head for hard liquor”, and with both men “a little went a long way.” Grant would “stay dry” for two or three months at a time, then drink when he was bored.

Wally Dalí
Wally Dalí
December 22, 2022 8:34 pm
m0nty
m0nty
December 22, 2022 8:36 pm

You should talk to the guy who started the war and is lobbing missiles at apartment blocks because he got his ass handed to him on the battlefield!

Most of which are now being shot down with EU equipment.

The only reason Ukraine would not win this war is if it runs out of soldiers. Everything else is going its way.

Black Ball
Black Ball
December 22, 2022 8:38 pm

Rabz, you have Miss Emily. Job, south coast, happy days

Rabz
December 22, 2022 8:42 pm

Thanks, BB – I do, but she’s so out of my milieu it’s ridiculous.

Boambee John
Boambee John
December 22, 2022 8:45 pm

The only reason Ukraine would not win this war is if it runs out of soldiers. Everything else is going its way.

m0nty-fa is not familiar with the concept of a Pyrrhic Victory. He should do some reading about the First World War.

rugbyskier
rugbyskier
December 22, 2022 8:47 pm

No more private schools. We need a“Volkshochschule” (People’s High School).

Being pedantic here but “hochschule” actually translates to university or tertiary college. What we call high school is either “Gymnasium” (academic/grammar secondary schools) or “Realschule” (vocational/technical secondary schools) in Germany.

Ed Case
Ed Case
December 22, 2022 8:53 pm

Grant?
A Drunk.
Grant’s Administration?
Rotten to the core.
Teapot Dome was a massive scandal of the Harding Administration, but Grant’s was still the standout for rottenness.
Truman was known to be rotten, he once accepted a $1 Million Dollar bribe, yet no one ever said he was as rotten as Grant.

custard
custard
December 22, 2022 8:56 pm

https://payseurs.com/

At what point do the Rothschild completely take over this or does some other realm remain?

rosie
rosie
December 22, 2022 9:01 pm

That payseur site is bonkers.
Why did you link it custard?

Cassie of Sydney
December 22, 2022 9:03 pm

“At what point do the Rothschild completely take over this or does some other realm remain?”

Get help Custard.

custard
custard
December 22, 2022 9:05 pm

I think I got the wrong link

Please bear with me

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
December 22, 2022 9:08 pm

Search the Sky

Somehow Eyrie I’ve never read that one, despite reading many of Pohl’s and Kornbluth’s.
I must get it. I’ve read Marching Morons. We’re on that track, definitely.
I loved the first few Gateway novels: leap into the unknown stuff!

custard
custard
December 22, 2022 9:10 pm

Sorry I cannot find the correct link. It was upthread either today or yesterday

Old Lefty
Old Lefty
December 22, 2022 9:11 pm

UK health authorities, faced with the prospect of an ambulance strike, are warning members of the public not to get blind drunk:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-12-22/uk-told-not-to-get-drunk-or-play-sports-ambulance-strike/101802856

Ms Higgins, please note.

Bear Necessities
Bear Necessities
December 22, 2022 9:13 pm

I’ve never seen so many lefties glorifying in war. The Ukraine and Russia combined have probably lost close to 300,000 lives in the last year due to this conflict. And there doesn’t seem a will either in the US or Europe to get peace talks going.

You should talk to the guy who started the war and is lobbing missiles at apartment blocks because he got his ass handed to him on the battlefield!

Yes. Let’s keep it going so 600,000 will be dead. Your all heart.

custard
custard
December 22, 2022 9:14 pm

The origins of this family and how it relates to the Rothschild is surely interesting?

Ed Case
Ed Case
December 22, 2022 9:20 pm

Searched Payseurs.
The original Payseur was the son of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette, according to a site chosen at random.
Over the Generations, the family secretly owned a fantastic number of big businesses in America
One interesting thing is that the defeated Southerners wouldn’t work for the occupying Northerners.
The Payseurs solved that problem by employing Confederate Officers as dummy owners.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 22, 2022 9:23 pm

Truman was known to be rotten, he once accepted a $1 Million Dollar bribe, yet no one ever said he was as rotten as Grant.

The same Harry Truman, who was appointed to head the Senate War Investigation Committee, charged with cleaning up waste and corruption in the U.S. War effort, and credited with saving the U.S. taxpayer some 18 billion dollars?

Old Lefty
Old Lefty
December 22, 2022 9:23 pm

Savannah Daisley need not worry if the case of Lee Dunbar is anything to go by. Dunbar, a lesbian and former teacher at Cromer High who had previously done time for abuse of a pupil, pleaded guilty earlier this year to charges involving the grooming of a female student culminating in digital r0pe. Her Honour on the bench have Dunbar a non-custodial sentence. Just imagine the ABC-Fairfax reaction if, instead of being a lezzo from the public-sector teachers’ union, she had been a priest or a brother. It’s only nasty conservativeses that go to jail.

The worrying thing is that this is NSW. I’d expect that sort of thing in Victoria, but ….

By the way, Dunbar, despite her 1996 conviction (about which the gay and lesbian community and the left were outraged and foaming about reactionary, repressive moral panics), proudly made a submission with her partner to the 2010 parliamentary inquiry into same-sex marriage.

Eyrie
Eyrie
December 22, 2022 9:26 pm

Somehow Eyrie I’ve never read that one, despite reading many of Pohl’s and Kornbluth’s.
One of the chapters deals with a visit to a future Earth where people are driving in large cars powered by alleged large engines with appropriate sounds and speedos saying 100mph etc where our protagonist figures out it is all fake and 100mph on their speedos is actually about 20 mph.
Agree on the Gateway novels. Just finished the last one ” The Boy Who Would be King”. Not as good as the early ones but still a fun read.

Ed Case
Ed Case
December 22, 2022 9:26 pm

Um, … there was another Harry Truman?
Enlighten us, oh sozzled one?

JC
JC
December 22, 2022 9:30 pm

custard says:
December 22, 2022 at 8:56 pm
https://payseurs.com/

At what point do the Rothschild completely take over this or does some other realm remain?

Hey Dover, how does the Rothschild conspiracy factor into your rule book. He’s keeper, right?

Boambee John
Boambee John
December 22, 2022 9:30 pm

DaFisk

Yes. Let’s keep it going so 600,000 will be dead. Your all heart.

Like m0nty-fa, you seem content to fight to the last Ukrainian. m0nty-fa wants to risk WW III to reduce Russian power, what is your reason?

JC
JC
December 22, 2022 9:32 pm

Lol.

m0nty
m0nty
December 22, 2022 9:33 pm

The origins of this family and how it relates to the Rothschild is surely interesting?

No.

custard
custard
December 22, 2022 9:35 pm

Lol

Ed Case
Ed Case
December 22, 2022 9:35 pm

Relax.
Custard is obviously a Spook.

custard
custard
December 22, 2022 9:44 pm

Anyone else noticed that silver has gone from 27 dollars an ounce back in August to almost 37 dollars today

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
December 22, 2022 9:46 pm

One of the chapters deals with a visit to a future Earth where people are driving in large cars powered by alleged large engines with appropriate sounds and speedos saying 100mph etc where our protagonist figures out it is all fake and 100mph on their speedos is actually about 20 mph.

That was in Marching Morons. It was fun, but scarily accurate.

Zipster
December 22, 2022 9:47 pm

well that’s one of the very few times that I agree with smutley

Boambee John
Boambee John
December 22, 2022 9:52 pm

custardsays:
December 22, 2022 at 9:44 pm
Anyone else noticed that silver has gone from 27 dollars an ounce back in August to almost 37 dollars today

What has happened to the price of lithium in the same period?

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
December 22, 2022 9:52 pm

Anyone else noticed that silver has gone from 27 dollars an ounce back in August to almost 37 dollars today

No. Today the silver price was US$24/oz. That is up a bit over the last couple months but not surprisingly so, given supply and demand drivers.

The Oz dollar has fallen a bit, which increases the silver price in local currency. I suspect the Oz dollar is going to fall a long way eventually, due to woke, but probably not for a few years.

custard
custard
December 22, 2022 9:53 pm

My price was in Australian dollars

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
December 22, 2022 10:01 pm

My price was in Australian dollars

Which means you are actually reflecting the Oz dollar not necessarily the silver price.

For what it’s worth the USD is still pretty much the standard reference currency for everything, despite what the Chinese and Russians want. Lately the USD has been rising against everyone else because it is still regarded as a flight-to-safety haven in face of the likely coming recession.

Top Ender
Top Ender
December 22, 2022 10:04 pm

If Grant had been drinking at Appomattox – James Thurber

The morning of the ninth of April, 1865, dawned beautifully. General Meade was up with the first streaks of crimson in the sky. General Hooker and General Burnside were up and had breakfasted, by a quarter after eight. The day continued beautiful. It drew on toward eleven o’clock. General Ulysses S. Grant was still not up. He was asleep in his famous old navy hammock, swung high above the floor of his headquarters’ bedroom. Headquarters was distressingly disarranged: papers were strewn on the floor; confidential notes from spies scurried here and there in the breeze from an open window; the dregs of an overturned bottle of wine flowed pinkly across an important military map.

Corporal Shultz, of the Sixty-fifth Ohio Volunteer Infantry, aide to General Grant, came into the outer room, looked around him, and sighed. He entered the bedroom and shook the General’s hammock roughly. General Ulysses S. Grant opened one eye.

“Pardon, sir,” said Corporal Shultz, “but this is the day of surrender. You ought to be up, sir.”

“Don’t swing me,” said Grant, sharply, for his aide was making the hammock sway gently. “I feel terrible,” he added, and he turned over and closed his eye again.

“General Lee will be here any minute now,” said the Corporal firmly, swinging the hammock again.

“Will you cut that out?” roared Grant. “D’ya want to make me sick, or what?” Shultz clicked his heels and saluted. “What’s he coming here for?” asked the General.

“This is the day of surrender, sir,” said Shultz. Grant grunted bitterly.

“Three hundred and fifty generals in the Northern armies,” said Grant, “and he has to come to me about this. What time is it?”

“You’re the Commander-in-Chief, that’s why,” said Corporal Shultz. “It’s eleven twenty, sir.”

“Don’t be crazy,” said Grant. “Lincoln is the Commander-in-Chief. Nobody in the history of the world ever surrendered before lunch. Doesn’t he know that an army surrenders on its stomach?” He pulled a blanket up over his head and settled himself again.

“The generals of the Confederacy will be here any minute now,” said the Corporal. “You really ought to be up, sir.” Grant stretched his arms above his head and yawned. “All right, all right,” he said. He rose to a sitting position and stared about the room. “This place looks awful,” he growled.

“You must have had quite a time of it last night, sir,” ventured Shultz. “Yeh,” said General Grant, looking around for his clothes. “I was wrassling some general. Some general with a beard.”

Shultz helped the commander of the Northern armies in the field to find his clothes. “Where’s my other sock?” demanded Grant. Shultz began to look around for it. The General walked uncertainly to a table and poured a drink from a bottle. “I don’t think it wise to drink, sir,” said Shultz. Nev’ mind about me,” said Grant, helping himself to a second, “I can take it or let it alone. Didn’ ya ever hear the story about the fella went to Lincoln to complain about me drinking too much? ‘So-and-So says Grant drinks too much,’ this fella said. ‘So-and-So is a fool,’ said Lincoln. So this fella went to What’s-His-Name and told him what Lincoln said and he came roarin’ to Lincoln about it. ‘Did you tell So-and-So was a fool?’ he said. ‘No,’ said Lincoln, ‘I thought he knew it.’” The General smiled, reminiscently, and had another drink. “”That’s how I stand with Lincoln,” he said, proudly.

The soft thudding sound of horses’ hooves came through the open window. Shultz hurriedly walked over and looked out. “Hoof steps,” said Grant, with a curious chortle. “It is General Lee and his staff,” said Shultz. “Show him in,” said the General, taking another drink. “And see what the boys in the back room will have.”

Shultz walked smartly over to the door, opened it, saluted, and stood aside.

General Lee, dignified against the blue of the April sky, magnificent in his dress uniform, stood for a moment framed in the doorway. He walked in, followed by his staff. They bowed, and stood silent. General Grant stared at them. He only had one boot on and his jacket was unbuttoned.

“I know who you are,” said Grant.’You’re Robert Browning, the poet.” “This is General Robert E. Lee,” said one of his staff, coldly. “Oh,” said Grant. “I thought he was Robert Browning. He certainly looks like Robert Browning. There was a poet for you. Lee: Browning. Did ya ever read ‘How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix’? ‘Up Derek, to saddle, up Derek, away; up Dunder, up Blitzen, up, Prancer, up Dancer, up Bouncer, up Vixen, up -‘”.

“Shall we proceed at once to the matter in hand?” asked General Lee, his eyes disdainfully taking in the disordered room. “Some of the boys was wrassling here last night,” explained Grant. “I threw Sherman, or some general a whole lot like Sherman. It was pretty dark.”

He handed a bottle of Scotch to the commanding officer of the Southern armies, who stood holding it, in amazement and discomfiture. “Get a glass, somebody,” said Grant, looking straight at General Longstreet. “Didn’t I meet you at Cold Harbor?” he asked. General Longstreet did not answer.

“I should like to have this over with as soon as possible,” said Lee. Grant looked vaguely at Shultz, who walked up close to him, frowning.

“The surrender, sir, the surrender,” said Corporal Shultz in a whisper.

“Oh sure, sure,” said Grant. He took another drink. “All right,” he said. “Here we go.”

Slowly, sadly, he unbuckled his sword. Then he handed it to the astonished Lee. “There you are. General,” said Grant. “We dam’ near licked you. If I’d been feeling better we would of licked you.”

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 22, 2022 10:10 pm

If Grant had been drinking at Appomattox – James Thurber

Brilliant piece of satire….

JC
JC
December 22, 2022 10:13 pm

R says

watch the railway crossing.
Red lights mean stop and green light mean go.
Focus , Focus.

Lake Placid and Kari Lake are the same person.

Don’t be confused if Trump gores to sleep each night.
Timing is everything yet nothing

Rothschilds own all the silver and lead.

Ed Case
Ed Case
December 22, 2022 10:14 pm

Yeah, Thurber, he was pretty good.
Cancelled a few years ago for being a wife beater, died 1961.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
December 22, 2022 10:20 pm

Doxxing is a bad thing, right. I’ve found out munties name is Justin. The neighbours told me his wife calls out ‘just in’ when they’re attempting sex.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
December 22, 2022 10:26 pm

Hey ed, I’m a spook too. Boo!

Dot
Dot
December 22, 2022 10:29 pm

custard says:
December 22, 2022 at 8:12 pm
Dot

Did you find anything about the Paysuers ?

Yes.

Please stop, this is madness.

Zyconoclast
Zyconoclast
December 22, 2022 10:29 pm

UK health authorities, faced with the prospect of an ambulance strike, are warning members of the public not to get blind drunk:

Is sight impart drunk ok?

Zyconoclast
Zyconoclast
December 22, 2022 10:30 pm

*impaired

Dot
Dot
December 22, 2022 10:32 pm

Um, That’s Government. A gang of thugs who threaten or use violence to take some of your stuff or kill you if you object, in return for some dubious protection from common criminals and likewise dubious protection from criminals outside your country aka “governments”.

Simply not good enough.

The CIA drugged civilians, the FBI and IRS went after political enemies; this is more than simple extortion.

I linked last night to an article how in 2024, the CIA admitted to withholding evidence to the Warren Commission. That’s some long term deep statism right there.

Zyconoclast
Zyconoclast
December 22, 2022 10:34 pm

Please stop, this is madness.

Don’t know/care who the paysuers are but for some reason mentioning that word means you need help or are mad.

What is this word magic?

Dot
Dot
December 22, 2022 10:35 pm

re Gilas’ comments.

The statistical probability that three-four shell casings would eject in the exact same sequence and positions in the recreation of Oswald’s shooting is so astronomically remote it can be considered an outright lie and thus disinformation.

Just absurd that reasonably well educated people could ever accept such codswallop.

Dot
Dot
December 22, 2022 10:37 pm

Zyconoclast says:
December 22, 2022 at 10:34 pm
Please stop, this is madness.

Don’t know/care who the paysuers are but for some reason mentioning that word means you need help or are mad.

What is this word magic?

“I don’t care, but please explain”

???

Dot
Dot
December 22, 2022 10:40 pm

You should talk to the guy who started the war and is lobbing missiles at apartment blocks because he got his ass handed to him on the battlefield!

Vlad claims to be a victim however, like Shane Drumgold.

custard
custard
December 22, 2022 10:46 pm

Lotsa balls in the air

Brunson (Jan 6th)

Lake

Georgia

Everywhere

Dot
Dot
December 22, 2022 10:47 pm

custard says:
December 22, 2022 at 10:46 pm
Lotsa balls in the air

Brunson (Jan 6th)

Lake

Georgia

Everywhere

A lot of heat for your glass barbie too sir.

Old Lefty
Old Lefty
December 22, 2022 10:52 pm

Japan reverses nuclear phase-out policy …
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-12-22/japan-nuclear-energy-phase-out-reversal/101803800

The ABC must be spewing about having to report this.

custard
custard
December 22, 2022 10:54 pm

We’ll have to wait and see Dot.

Rabz
December 22, 2022 11:12 pm
Rabz
December 22, 2022 11:15 pm

Followed by some very happy seasons greetings … 🙂

Rabz
December 22, 2022 11:22 pm

Please stop, this is madness

Nein.

Rabz
December 22, 2022 11:34 pm

Die Standartenführer

Depicted above “reimagining capitalism”.

As an economist, Cats, it’s time to revisit some actual capitalism, as she is practised, I tells ya! 🙂

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
December 22, 2022 11:54 pm

RD:

Knuck’s looks like the first cyclone of the season but expected to impact near WA border

Tropical Cyclone Ellie, you mean. It’s fanging along – by the time Tom’s on board with the toons in the morning it’ll be over the coast. All the rain in the last four hours has been sucked away.

With a bit of luck it might smash the bejaysus out of Port Keats (Wadeye), but that’s about it.

Pedro the Loafer
Pedro the Loafer
December 23, 2022 12:06 am

If ever a place needed the bejaysus smashed out of it, Wadeye is top of the list.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
December 23, 2022 12:07 am

At what point do the Rxxxxxx completely take over this or does some other realm remain?

Righto Custard. I am sorry to have to say this, but you have finally crossed your Rubicon. You’re no longer just a hopeful Trump resurrectionist.

This garbled opinion make St. Ruth look like a trusted newsreader. It’s waaay beyond the Expose and the usual nuffer sites. It is booey. Wompus. Radio Rental.

You are firmly in Bird country with this. Get in reverse and back out, quickly.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
December 23, 2022 12:08 am

Okay. There’s finally a word you can’t say on FlashCat.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 23, 2022 12:13 am

If ever a place needed the bejaysus smashed out of it, Wadeye is top of the list.

There should be at least one of those Third World shitholes preserved, as a monument to the utter failure of the policy of allowing the Aborigine to live on their tribal lands, and practice their stone- age culture, while the rest of Australia lived in the modern world..

H B Bear
H B Bear
December 23, 2022 1:54 am

If ever a place needed the bejaysus smashed out of it, Wadeye is top of the list.

I think they’re working on it.

Top Ender
Top Ender
December 23, 2022 2:13 am

the policy of allowing the Aborigine to live on their tribal lands, and practice their stone- age culture, while the rest of Australia lived in the modern world..

Hmmm. How about:

the policy of allowing the Aborigine to live on their tribal lands, and practice their stone- age culture, while the rest of Australia lived in the modern world, paid for them do so, and was blamed for the abject failure of the policy.

There you – fixed!

Gabor
Gabor
December 23, 2022 3:04 am

the policy of allowing the Aborigine to live on their tribal lands, and practice their stone- age culture, while the rest of Australia lived in the modern world..

I don’t think they actually are practicing their stone age “culture” at least not fully.

For that, they should live off the land as their forebears did, not sitting in a hellhole with nothing to do, can you imagine what it does to you not having anything worthwhile to do day in day out year in year out and looking forward for same with no hope of change in sight?

It would drive me bonkers.

Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:00 am
Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:01 am
Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:03 am
Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:04 am

Bob Moran. Brilliant.

Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:05 am
Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:06 am
Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:08 am
Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:09 am
Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:10 am
Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:11 am
Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:12 am
Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:13 am
Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:15 am
Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:16 am
Tom
Tom
December 23, 2022 4:17 am
rickw
rickw
December 23, 2022 6:19 am

Thanks Tom!

rosie
rosie
December 23, 2022 6:34 am
rosie
rosie
December 23, 2022 6:37 am
Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
December 23, 2022 6:58 am

Good crop Tom.

Ramirez is clearly having one of his (more frequent) carnival moments.

Whatever the stand-up comic is, he’s not Churchill.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
December 23, 2022 7:01 am

Bad Santa, Part I (the Hun):

A man dressed as Santa wound up in hospital after being pepper sprayed by police during an incident at Bunnings.

Police were called to the Frankston Bunnings about 1pm on Thursday after reports of a man behaving erratically. Police allege the man was asked to leave by staff but refused and then assaulted officers trying to escort him from the business.

A spokesman for Victoria Police said OC spray was then used by police and the man “given after-care and an ambulance called”.

This is undoubtedly sausage-related.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
December 23, 2022 7:27 am

Rollercoaster crash victim Shylah Rodden will spend Christmas in hospital as her recovery from the awful accident continues.

Ms Rodden, 26, suffered life-threatening injuries after stepping into the path of the Rebel Coaster at the Melbourne Royal Show in September as she tried to retrieve her phone.

The fairground ride hit her at 70km/h and threw her nine metres into the air. She only recently woke from a coma and is now in a stable condition in hospital.

For a start, this woman isn’t a ‘rollercoaster crash victim’. She a) dropped her phone while on the ride, b) was told by the carnies not to go onto the track looking for it, c) that said carnies would get it for her when the rollercoaster wasn’t rolling, d) ignored the signs saying not to go on the track, e) climbed over a fence around said track, and finally f) was collected by the rollercoaster – on her face – and dragged 30 feet in the air before falling back to reality.

To be fair, it’s not a terrible thing for Calamity Shylah to be in hospital over Christmas. In general terms, there are very few rollercoasters in them.

shatterzzz
December 23, 2022 7:34 am

not sitting in a hellhole with nothing to do, can you imagine what it does to you not having anything worthwhile to do day in day out year in year out and looking forward for same with no hope of change in sight?

can’t be too bad! .. I live in a SE Sydney “houso” estate where 95% have never worked or done anything constructive, like learning English, in the past 30 years and it doesn’t seem to affect them much .. quite content to get by on cheap housing and CentreLink welfare …. no one has ever come across as poor/suffering and all drives vehicles under 3 years old .. most smoke and drugs widely available …..

Mater
December 23, 2022 7:34 am

A spokesman for Victoria Police said OC spray was then used by police and the man “given after-care and an ambulance called”.

Perhaps if he’d been a little less “erratic”, he might have just received a rubber bullet…or three.

Melbourne, one of the world’s most liveable cities. Our Rubber Bullets are amongst the softest in the Western World!

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
December 23, 2022 7:40 am

KD I think it might have been Dover at Frankston Bunnings, he lives down that way I seem to recall and he’s a jolly fellow. Probably protesting the exorbitant price of snags or he wanted the onions on top.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
December 23, 2022 7:42 am

Perhaps if he’d been a little less “erratic”, he might have just received a rubber bullet…or three.

Thankfully Mrs Claus wasn’t there. She may have been choked out.

Back it in the combined experience of all jacks present was three years, max. OC spray is an excellent path of least resistance for people with no communication skills.

duncanm
duncanm
December 23, 2022 7:45 am

Knuckle Draggersays:
December 23, 2022 at 7:27 am

For a start, this woman isn’t a ‘rollercoaster crash victim’. She a) dropped her phone while on the ride, b) was told by the carnies not to go onto the track looking for it, c) that said carnies would get it for her when the rollercoaster wasn’t rolling, d) ignored the signs saying not to go on the track, e) climbed over a fence around said track, and finally f) was collected by the rollercoaster – on her face – and dragged 30 feet in the air before falling back to reality.

To be fair, it’s not a terrible thing for Calamity Shylah to be in hospital over Christmas. In general terms, there are very few rollercoasters in them.

add that it appears she may have been drunk/drugged at the time…

Her toxicity levels are not relevant to the investigation into whether the duty holder was doing everything reasonably practicable to provide a safe and healthy workplace,’ a source told Daily Mail Australia.

tragic for her family that they have to deal with her moment of stupidity.

miltonf
miltonf
December 23, 2022 7:51 am

When is the dirty old pelosi witch, the mafia princess finally going to go away? Fuck off you evil old slag.

Anchor What
Anchor What
December 23, 2022 7:52 am

Just as more evidence is revealed in emails (about Pelosi’s role in wishing the January 6th security away), Daytime Sky delivers yet another gushy report on the fraudulent committee’s upcoming Get Trump report while only the briefest mention of anything fishy about security on that fateful day.
They wanted it to go rogue, salted the crowd with agents provocateurs, and refused the National Guard that Trump would have recommended. Still no action re that guy who was filmed saying (the day before) “we have to go INTO the Capitol”, or any truth telling about the FBI people in the crowd, the Antifa operatives smashing windows, the police letting people in, and the many hours of internal video that remain hidden from view.

miltonf
miltonf
December 23, 2022 7:55 am

Why do people even bother with Sky let alone pay for it? FMD. It’s legacy meja and like the rest of the legacy meja it deserves to die.

wivenhoe
wivenhoe
December 23, 2022 8:04 am

A man dressed as Santa wound up in hospital after being pepper sprayed by police during an incident at Bunnings.

Probably a fight in the rake aisle.

Mater
December 23, 2022 8:08 am

So here we go:

Wieambilla shooter Nathaniel Train was wanted on an outstanding warrant relating to a border breach, but Queensland Police says it had no “red flags” or “raised concerns” about the Train family ahead of last week’s execution of two officers.

Ok, let’s ignore the fact that the warrant had a “loaded firearms” component to it.

Deputy Police Commissioner Tracy Linford said police attended the property to follow up a missing persons report for Nathaniel along with an outstanding warrant for him relating to a border breach.

So the warrant from a Dec 21 incident (firearms related) didn’t trigger an attendance, but the wife’s missing person’s report did (despite him being absent from Walgett for many months)?

Linford told reporters on Thursday that there were no signs a “run of the mill job” would turn into the police shootout which left six people dead.

Despite it requiring a risk assessment, conducted by a senior officer?

She also said the ?missing persons report appeared to be genuine and not a premeditated ploy to lure police to the ambush. Police attended the property after Nathaniel Train’s wife, who resides in NSW, reported him missing. ?

Sorry, when did he go missing from Walgett?

Linford said it was normal practice for police to visit the property of family members when following up a missing person reports.

But apparently not when following up a firearms related warrant, despite him telling the farmer that he was going to see family in Queensland?

“This was a run-of-the-mill policing job,” she said.
“There wasn’t anything to flag particular concern with our members who were attending the scene that day.

Except the firearms related warrant, which was raised after he illegally crossed the border with loaded firearms?

The deputy commissioner was asked by reporters if the missing person’s report was ?premeditated, she replied saying police believed his wife’s report was “genuine”.
“She had a genuine concern for his welfare,” Linford said.
“She had not had an opportunity to even speak to him by phone since May this year.”

May, June, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec.
Let’s be generous and give it seven months since she last spoke to him, and suddenly…
Did he miss a maintenance payment or something?
Believe the report to be genuine, or whatever else you wish, Ms Linford, but please don’t expect me to gulp it all down.

We also have the issue of the unregistered firearms found on the property. The description of the event, and the lack of the usual screeching by the anti-gun lobby, lead me to suspect that they were illegal, even under current rules. Let’s not make a big deal of that fact, because it doesn’t help the narrative that we need to further tighten current restrictions. Never let a crisis go to waste.

This whole thing stinks like a Lightning Ridge long drop.

lotocoti
lotocoti
December 23, 2022 8:15 am

Police were called to the Frankston Bunnings…

Frankston + Bunnings = one of those asked and answered things.

Dot
Dot
December 23, 2022 8:22 am

I get the impression the high level support for the memorials to the slain officers are a very crass attempt to paper over a mistake or failure to follow procedure from senior police.

Tell me if I am forgetting myself here but these memorials are rather unusual to me.

Indolent
Indolent
December 23, 2022 8:25 am

This garbled opinion make St. Ruth look like a trusted newsreader.

An oxymoron is ever there was one.

lotocoti
lotocoti
December 23, 2022 8:28 am
shatterzzz
December 23, 2022 8:30 am

Merry Christmas ..!
https://ibb.co/xhQX380

OldOzzie
OldOzzie
December 23, 2022 8:30 am

ABC News Journalist Breaks Her Silence, Reveals She Developed Heart Condition Due to Covid Vaccine

A reporter for ABC News Australia has broken her silence after suffering a heart condition following receiving the COVID vaccination.

Eleni Roussos, a journalist in the Darwin ABC newsroom and also the presenter of ABC’s flagship 7 PM News in the Northern Territory, revealed that she developed pericarditis after receiving her first dose of Pfizer Covid vaccine, describing it as “a living hell.”

Koulla Roussos, Eleni’s sister, posted on Facebook last year to explain that Eleni had been hospitalized and diagnosed with pericarditis (inflammation of the outer lining of the heart) and hence was unable to attend the NT Media awards ceremony.

Eleni Roussos said that former AMA President Kerryn Phelps’ decision to go public with her own personal suffering had encouraged her to do the same.

“Inspired by ?[Dr. Kerryn Phelps] today I want to say I too have been in a living hell with pericarditis because of the Covid vaccine,” Roussos wrote on her Twitter account.

“Vaccine injuries are real and serious and I sincerely hope more people will speak up,” she continued.

Dr. Phelps responded to Roussos’ tweet, “I hoped my submission to the parliamentary inquiry would spark the conversations we need to have about long covid and vaccine injury. I hope we can find answers leading to recovery for you and others.”

custard
custard
December 23, 2022 8:31 am
Indolent
Indolent
December 23, 2022 8:36 am
GreyRanga
GreyRanga
December 23, 2022 8:37 am

Dot no more remarkable than the praise heaped upon the overworked hospital staff in the first year of the Plandemic when the hospitals were empty waiting for the millions of coof sufferers that never materialised and the emergency departments that were down 33% in attendances. I saw an ambulance the other day in Nowra with a sign on it saying Paramedics deserve professional recognition. On the wireless the scumbag union saying nurses deserve more pay. How about you do your job instead of chatting about what you got up to with your boyfriend last night. I deserve to win lotto too.

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
December 23, 2022 8:38 am

To be fair, it’s not a terrible thing for Calamity Shylah to be in hospital over Christmas. In general terms, there are very few rollercoasters in them.

You sound very sure she won’t be a victim of hospital negligence when she gets out of her bed, sneaks down the corridor, turns all the taps on in the bathroom so it floods and the nurses rush in to investigate, pries open the keypad locked room where they keep the crash-cart, goes back to her ward and unplugs someone else’s machines because she needs the power point, and then tries to use the defibrillator to recharge her phone.

Indolent
Indolent
December 23, 2022 8:45 am

What a fraud he is. Talk about controlled opposition.

Sean Hannity Testifies He Never Believed The 2020 Election Was Fraudulent

Indolent
Indolent
December 23, 2022 8:46 am
thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
December 23, 2022 8:48 am

If ever a place needed the bejaysus smashed out of it, Wadeye is top of the list.

The cyclone hit, and did a million dollars worth of improvements?

I get the impression the high level support for the memorials to the slain officers are a very crass attempt to paper over a mistake or failure to follow procedure from senior police.

Its likely the memorializing is pretty standard.
But I do agree the coppers at the scene may have been attending the place without all the info they might have needed.

And at least the poor civvie is getting a gong for running towards danger.
Neighbour killed in Queensland shooting Alan Dare to be farewelled at funeral, receive Queensland Police Service Medal

Indolent
Indolent
December 23, 2022 8:50 am

In case you thought we’d reached the bottom of the rabbit hole.

Marines told to stop using ‘sir,’ ‘ma’am’ to avoid ‘misgendering’ superiors

lotocoti
lotocoti
December 23, 2022 8:54 am
GreyRanga
GreyRanga
December 23, 2022 8:54 am

Thank goodness for AGW (astronomical glowbull warming). Last night was the first time we were able to have the deck doors open overnight at our beachhouse. Usually early November. 16 degrees overnight minimum.

rosie
rosie
December 23, 2022 8:54 am
Indolent
Indolent
December 23, 2022 8:55 am

I think they might have a problem here because people are finally starting to wake up to the risks.

The real reason the Government wants you to get a COVID-19 Booster Jab every 3 months is because the Vaccinated are developing a new form of AIDS

Colonel Crispin Berka
Colonel Crispin Berka
December 23, 2022 9:00 am

Re: Garrison’s toon from this morning.
It is a crime to knowingly receive stolen goods.
Is it a crime to knowingly receive a stolen election?
If not, why not?

Pogria
Pogria
December 23, 2022 9:01 am

Grey Ranga,
send some of that GlowBull warming my way. I had the fire on last night it was so cold. The whole day was cold, wet and miserable. Today is supposed to be better, but it isn’t looking very promising.

Indolent
Indolent
December 23, 2022 9:02 am

I always rely on twitter numpties to reveal the true truth.

The ‘twitter numpty’ was well aware of that and said hogwash.

lotocoti
lotocoti
December 23, 2022 9:09 am

Anti-social behaviour.
“Are you praying?”
“I might be praying in my head.”

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
December 23, 2022 9:10 am

Lotsa balls in the

air

And more than a few marbles lost.

Roger
Roger
December 23, 2022 9:11 am

Meanwhile, in the Bidenist USSA: For any Members of Congress who refused to clap for Zelenskyy, we need to know from them exactly why.

And then we need to know who was first to stop clapping.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
December 23, 2022 9:12 am

Quoting swathes of David Icke now, Custard?

As mentioned yesterday evening, you have now officially lost your bangle.

What are your views on aether and the Black Prince?

Boambee John
Boambee John
December 23, 2022 9:13 am

So, a year ago, FTX executives were pleading guilty to fraud, but the rort, sorry, the company was allowed to continue defrauding investors until after the elections.

But, but, Jared Kushner …

Bear Necessities
Bear Necessities
December 23, 2022 9:15 am

US States Population Movements

People are voting on California’s and New York’s progressive policies with their feet. It would be interesting to see what is happening in Australia.

miltonf
miltonf
December 23, 2022 9:15 am

The ‘land of the free’ was just a veneer. The establishment has stopped pretending

Dot
Dot
December 23, 2022 9:16 am

Fair enough Ranga.

I did laugh and swear in anger and contempt last night watching You Tube.

The ad starts by saying how emergency workers being assaulted is a more serious crime.

The shoppies union logo then comes on and pans to checkout chicks.

Yep, cuss and slap a register jockey and it’s the same as king hitting an on duty cop or going buckwild in an emergency department.

I don’t even necessarily support these laws that create seperate classes of people. Equating shoppies to a firefighter attending a housefire?

Laughable union nonsense. It is too frivolous and lacking in substance to call it bullshit.

custard
custard
December 23, 2022 9:18 am

Why Katie Hobbs didn’t want the election to go to trial

https://twitter.com/thevivafrei/status/1606046741425537026?s=61&t=_kz4kwDUfpoVWlDMTOWxwg

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
December 23, 2022 9:24 am

Quoting swathes of David Icke now, Custard?

Bad, bad custard.

Whats next, quoting articles from nexus magazine?

(Though it does heve my favorite bit of WW2 madstory*)
http://www.thelivingmoon.com/41pegasus/01archives/SecretWar1.html
As we split up to search the base, a trip wire was detonated and a siren sounded, destroying the silence and startling the whole force. A shout was soon heard, demanding us to identify ourselves, but the voice could not be targeted. With our guns raised the Major introduced us to the voice, and then, thankfully, the voice was given a body. The voice belonged to a lone survivor, and what he divulged made us more anxious and had us wishing that there were more troops amongst our ranks.
The lone survivor claimed that in Bunker One was the other survivor from the “tunnel” trip, along with one of the mysterious Polar Men that we had heard on the recorded broadcast. Despite obstructions and objections from the survivor, Bunker One was ordered to be opened. The survivor had to be held back and his fear and anguish panicked us instantly, and none of us wanted to be the one to enter the bunker.
Fortunately, I was not selected to enter; that honour was bestowed on the youngest member of our unit. He proceeded inside, hesitating slightly as he struggled with the door. Once inside, a silence descended across the base, followed moments later by two gunshots. The door was opened and the Polar Man dashed to freedom. None of us was expecting what we saw, and the Polar Man had fled into the surrounding terrain so quick that only a few token shots were fired.
Out of fear and awe at what we had seen, we all decided to go into the bunker. Go in we did, and two bodies were found. The soldier who had pulled the short straw was found with his throat ripped out, and, more heinous, the survivor had been stripped to the bones.
What we had witnessed demanded answers; and with our abject anger at seeing one of our unit die within hours of our landing on the continent, our anger was taken out on the lone survivor who had warned us against opening Bunker One.
The whole unit listened categorically to the Major’s questions, but it was the answers that were to provoke the most intrigue. The first question that needed answering was just what had happened to the other survivor, and how he had become trapped in the bunker with that Polar Man. However, the lone survivor preferred to start from the beginning, from when they had first found the “tunnel”. Whilst he narrated what had happened, the scientist who had accompanied us scribbled down everything divulged.
It transpired that the area near the tunnel was one of Antarctica’s unique dry valleys, and that was how they managed to find the tunnel with such ease. Every one of the 30 personnel at the Maudheim base was ordered to investigate and, if possible, find out exactly where the tunnel led.
They followed the tunnel for miles, and eventually they came to a vast underground cavern that was abnormally warm; some of the scientists believed that it was warmed geothermally. In the huge cavern were underground lakes; however, the mystery deepened, as the cavern was lit artificially. The cavern proved so extensive that they had to split up, and that was when the real discoveries were made.
The Nazis had constructed a huge base into the caverns and had even built docks for U-boats, and one was identified supposedly. Still, the deeper they travelled, the more strange visions they were greeted with. The survivor reported that “hangars for strange planes and excavations galore” had been documented.
However, their presence had not gone unnoticed: the two survivors at the Maudheim base witnessed their comrades get captured and executed one by one. After witnessing only six of the executions, they fled to the tunnel, lest they be caught, with the aim to block up the tunnel—though “it was too late; the Polar Men were coming”, claimed the survivor.

*Like history, but … well you know)

Johnny Rotten
December 23, 2022 9:24 am

There will Never Be a Trial for FTX

From Armstrong Economics –

“You have to understand the way the government prosecutes its cases. If you look closely, all cases are charged with CONSPIRACY. That means the proof is NOT the crime itself, but only an AGREEMENT to commit a crime. Bankman-Fried’s ex-girlfriend, Caroline Ellison, who was also the CEO of Alameda Research, a privately-controlled hedge fund, and Gary Wang, co-founder of FTX, have both pleaded guilty earlier this week, according to newly unsealed court documents. That means the case is already over.

Caroline Ellison and Gary Wang cut deals so they get less time, or even no time, in return for throwing Bankman-Fried under the bus. They would take the stand and will be prepared by the prosecution and artfully say whatever they are instructed to maintain the government’s 99% conviction rate.

With their pleas in hand, in addition to all the press against Bankman-Fried, there is no way he could ever win a trial. His lawyers will be urging him to take a deal. That will be the end result with no trial and no shot of the truth EVER surfacing. All the money laundering from Democrats funding Zelensky, who then in turn handed cash to FTX who then was the 2nd largest donor to the Democrats for the Midterms, will remain hidden from ever gracing the history books without someone doing a FOIA 25 years from now.

One of the few New York Judges who exposed the corruption in the prosecution, Jed S. Rakoff, wrote: Why Innocent People Plead Guilty. They will threaten someone with 25 years in prison. Plead guilty and say what we need you to say, and you will get 5 years or less.

So, any hope that putting Bankman-Fried on trial is a fool’s dream. The whole money laundering scheme with Zelensky funneling cash back to the Democrats will never see the light of a jury.

The ONLY question will be is he too found dead from suicide? This is the same jail where Epstein supposedly committed suicide. This is the same place they tried to kill me, but I survived after being in a coma for several days. High-profile cases NEVER see the light of day – EVER!”

https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/international-news/rule-of-law/there-will-never-be-a-trial-for-ftx/?utm_source=Newsletter&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=RSS

Dot
Dot
December 23, 2022 9:24 am

Russia has lost 100,400 soldiers, 3,003 tanks, 5,981 armed vehicles, 1,978 artillery systems, 283 warplanes, and 267 helicopters.

Probably best for Russia to retreat and concede some provinces like Rostov on Don to Ukraine (as well as handing over Belarus to Zelensky) as well as compensation for each dead Ukrainian and a bloc grant for reconstruction – beg for forgiveness, give up nuclear arms, have gun control, set the Russian forces to no higher than 100,000, have elections, execute Putin and join the EU and promise never to attack NATO, also have UK, US and Ukrainian ownership of Western Moscow and the Kremlin for 99 years.

Johnny Rotten
December 23, 2022 9:27 am

An old friend called asking to borrow $350 so she could pay her rent before Christmas.

I told her I’d have to check and see how much I had in the bank and I’d call her back.

A few moments later her cousin called and asked if I’d heard from Barb. I explained she had called asking for money to pay for her rent. Her cousin said that she was lying that the money she was needing was to bail her boyfriend out of jail where they’d be under the same roof for the holidays.

Frustrated, I hung up and thought for a minute and thinking about the holidays.

I called Barb back and told her to come get the money.

A couple hours after she left she called from the jail and asked WTF I was thinking giving her counterfeit money.

I told her she wanted to be with her boyfriend for Christmas and I was just helping her out……………..

Colonel Crispin Berka
Colonel Crispin Berka
December 23, 2022 9:28 am

Paul Joseph Watson@PrisonPlanet·10h

A church in England has erased references to the nativity and Jesus in a Christmas carol and replaced them with a celebration of “queer” people.

You see, Dmitry, Jesus is for once a year but queer is always in season!

Johnny Rotten
December 23, 2022 9:28 am

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

– John Cleese

H B Bear
H B Bear
December 23, 2022 9:28 am

The idea that Zelensky is a modern Churchill is off the scale absurdity. Hard to do nowadays.

Dr Faustus
Dr Faustus
December 23, 2022 9:28 am

In Global Warming news, the jacarandas in New Farm Park are still flowering.

It’s all over, chaps.

miltonf
miltonf
December 23, 2022 9:32 am

The idea that Zelensky is a modern Churchill is off the scale absurdity. Hard to do nowadays.

agree- puke making

Dot
Dot
December 23, 2022 9:33 am

Tsar Volodomyr, First of his name, King of the Borderlands and First Kyivan Rus, Lord of Lviv, Minsk, Kharkov, Kyiv, Kharkiv, Sebastipol and Rostov on Don and protector of the realm and Hetman of Greater Ukraine, Belarus and Eastern Russia!

Dot
Dot
December 23, 2022 9:35 am

Poland

It’s been a fun time, but for the good of the alliance, you’re now part of Tsar Volodomyr of the House Zelenzky’s realm.

Cone on, it’s better than last time!

Roger
Roger
December 23, 2022 9:37 am

The idea that Zelensky is a modern Churchill is off the scale absurdity. Hard to do nowadays.

We need a Godwin’s Law for Churchill analogies.

Dot
Dot
December 23, 2022 9:38 am

Ukraine has a sovereign right to a secure port and sea lanes, free from potential foreign military intervention. To deny them would be a violation of their human rights and sovereign destiny.

Even more of a reason for Russia to surrender Kaliningrad and their Black Sea territories to Ukraine.

Dot
Dot
December 23, 2022 9:40 am

They’re from the dependable General Mark Milley and ISW.

(Slaps car roof) and you don’t get more reliable than that!

Black Ball
Black Ball
December 23, 2022 9:40 am

Hawforn wacism update, Hun:

The author of the Hawthorn racism report says he “categorically denies” stealing from a body set up to help Indigenous communities.

Victoria Police detectives are investigating former Richmond forward Phil Egan amid claims he fraudulently obtained hundreds of thousands of dollars from Murray Valley Aboriginal Cooperative, including through a bogus invoices scheme.

But Egan on Thursday stated: “I categorically deny that I have stolen from the Murray Valley Aboriginal Cooperative in any way whatsoever. At all times I acted with honesty, integrity and in the best interests of the MVAC.

“Despite the very historical nature of the alleged wrongdoing and the police investigation having been underway for several months, I have not once been contacted by Victoria Police in relation to the allegations. I look forward to speaking to Victoria Police and responding to all its questions.”

Egan’s Hawthorn report rocked the football world when it was leaked in September, as it concluded that between 2010 and 2016, Alastair Clarkson, Chris Fagan and Jason Burt used “bullying and intimidation” against Indigenous players and their partners, two of whom had been pregnant and lost their unborn children during the “traumatic events”.

It described some incidents as so serious as “to amount to human rights abuses”, triggering Clarkson and Fagan to temporarily stand down from their senior coach roles at North Melbourne and Brisbane Lions respectively, despite both categorically denying any wrongdoing.

Referring to a Herald Sun article which this week revealed Egan was now being investigated by police, he said: “Regardless of these slurs against my name, I am extremely confident that this dog whistling will in no way diminish or discredit the entirely separate and independent investigation commissioned by the AFL and led by Mr Bernard Quinn KC, with which I have no involvement.”

The Herald Sun has not suggested the allegations against Egan are true, only that they are being investigated.

Now, this report didn’t conclude fuck all. It made an entirely unsupported claim of racism against Clarkson and Fagan, who strangely enough still have their jobs. That alone should signal that this is an attempted stitch up by disgruntled football players who didn’t get a game.
So if this accusation against Egan is true, or not, how can so much weight be placed on his report.
And who commissioned him to do the report?

Johnny Rotten
December 23, 2022 9:41 am

Terry had been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress.

He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in the highlands as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a huge, bearded man standing there.

“Name’s Lars, your neighbour from up the road. Having Christmas party Friday night… Thought you might like to come. About 5:00…” “Great” says Terry “after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you”.

As Lars is leaving, he stops. “Gotta warn ya… there’s gonna be some drinkin’”. “Not a problem” says Terry “after 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of ’em”.

Again, as he starts to leave, Lars stops. “More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fightin’ too”. Terry says “Well, I get along with people, I’ll be alright. I’ll be there. Thanks again”.

Once again Lars turns from the door. “More’n likely be some wild sex, too”. “Now that’s really not a problem” says Terry, warming to the idea. “I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there”.

“By the way, what should I wear?” Lars stops in the door again and says “Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us”.

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
December 23, 2022 9:41 am

Ukraine has a sovereign right to a secure port and sea lanes, free from potential foreign military intervention.

Make Istanbul Constantinople again!!!!

Johnny Rotten
December 23, 2022 9:43 am

The English contribution to world cuisine – the chip.

– John Cleese

Dot
Dot
December 23, 2022 9:43 am

A fourth Rome, if you will.

Now the anti Islam pro nuke Mecca nuts have to back Zelensky.

Cassie of Sydney
December 23, 2022 9:43 am

When you look at the picture of the Sniffer and the Clown hugging each other in DC, you need to understand both are puppets. I just don’t know which one is the saddest puppet or the most ridiculous puppet.

lotocoti
lotocoti
December 23, 2022 9:45 am

More enemies of the state identified.
It will be these wreckers fault if Vlad the Terrible ever reaches the Dniepr.

Cassie of Sydney
December 23, 2022 9:45 am

If Kaliningrad belongs to anyone, it belongs to Germany.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
December 23, 2022 9:45 am

The Nazis had constructed a huge base into the caverns and had even built docks for U-boats

Indiana Jones Nazi Polar Men!

Custard! Get in here and explain this!

miltonf
miltonf
December 23, 2022 9:46 am

Eisenhower’s warning has become all too true but I bet he never anticipated the celebration and promotion of perversion.

lotocoti
lotocoti
December 23, 2022 9:47 am

Konigsberg, if you don’t mind.

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
December 23, 2022 9:49 am
thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
December 23, 2022 9:55 am

Indiana Jones Nazi Polar Men!

It would make a fun Indiana Jones type adventure.

Maybe Indiana Jones and The Terror.

Roger
Roger
December 23, 2022 9:56 am

Eisenhower’s warning has become all too true but I bet he never anticipated the celebration and promotion of perversion.

He didn’t see neo-liberalism coming.

Dot
Dot
December 23, 2022 9:58 am

C R I N G E R N I T Y

https://youtu.be/4BtweobVUug

With Paul Joseph Watson.

alwaysright
alwaysright
December 23, 2022 10:01 am

The English contribution to world cuisine

Scones with blackberry jam and scalded (clotted) cream.

Dr Faustus
Dr Faustus
December 23, 2022 10:03 am

Apologies for being an inconstant Cat reader, but has Calli vanished?

lotocoti
lotocoti
December 23, 2022 10:03 am

Possibly Photoshopped.
Possibly is different to probably.

zyconoclast
zyconoclast
December 23, 2022 10:04 am

Meanwhile, in the Bidenist USSA:
For any Members of Congress who refused to clap for Zelenskyy,
we need to know from them exactly why.

My favourites are the members who refuse to get the clap from Zelenski

  1. Why am I left with the feeling that the parents of those demanding a “Free Palestine” were those chanting “One…

  2. John Fund, a US columnist, being interviewed by Sharri is sporting a black eye. I wonder who socked him.

  3. WTF is going on with power in Qld? https://www.ergon.com.au/network/outages/outage-finder/outage-finder-map/ It looks like half the state is out. There’s 3 houses…

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