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Cabins along the Loing Canal, Sunlight Effect, Alfred Sisley, 1896


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calli
calli
December 29, 2022 4:06 pm

Be very wary about being expected to recite a Covid Catechism every time you make a comment on the subject.

If readers here haven’t worked out how your thoughts are aligned to the vaxx by now, they either haven’t bothered to pay attention or are deliberately conning you to jump through hoops for their entertainment.

Not playing.

cohenite
December 29, 2022 4:06 pm

Anyone got any ideas on what might level the playing field between a 50kg woman and a 90kg man?
Anyone??

Hollywood has solved the problem: every second movie these days has a 50lb girl bashing up a dozen 200+lbs blokes.

MatrixTransform
December 29, 2022 4:07 pm

Furphy. I have never been in favour of vaxxing kids for Covid

dont chuck a spaz at me
it was your thought experiment

Figures
Figures
December 29, 2022 4:09 pm

Their limbs shrivelled, they wore calipers and limped, and they were the lucky ones.
That was common. Others ended up surviving only in an iron lung, their breathing paralysed.

Rates of paralysis, mobility aids and (modern day) iron lungs are vastly vastly higher today than before the polio vax.

At least, that’s what the government says.

Here’s a question for you Lizzie. How many iron lungs were there in the US at the supposed height of the polio epidemic?

Be honest here.

Write the answer you think before you google it.

In fact, if you wanted one solitary piece of data that pretty much demolished every piece of propaganda about vaccines, I reckon this would be it. But I want to hear your delusion first.

MatrixTransform
December 29, 2022 4:11 pm

Re polio vax – no vax is perfect, mistakes are rare but can occur. Usually not life-threatening.

well, there’s also this … The Cutter Incident

Bruce in WA
December 29, 2022 4:11 pm

On the trip I couldn’t believe all the local councils adding in some group’s “country” under different council signs.

As an example, on a busy road in Sydney there was one attached underneath of the local council sign promoting their Christmas Carols.

Much gushing on the teev the other night about traditional Christmas carols sung “beautifully” in some Aboriginal dialect or another.

Spare me.

m0nty
December 29, 2022 4:12 pm

Still waiting for evidence, Figures, of your claims that the Spanish Flu was caused by something other than the influenza virus.

Top Ender
Top Ender
December 29, 2022 4:12 pm

Election coming up?

The Palaszczuk government has announced a suite of new measures involving youth justice legislation after Lee Lovell – the husband of Brisbane woman Emma Lovell, who died following a violent home invasion involving four minors – called for youth justice laws to be changed.

Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk announced 10 new measures with the goal of enhancing community safety.

“Today we are announcing a range of tougher penalties to address these issues involving youth crime in Queensland,” she said.

“And the time for action is now and today we are announcing our most comprehensive response to youth crime in this state.”

These measures include increasing the maximum penalty for stealing a car from 7 years to 10 years’ imprisonment, an amendment to the youth justice act requiring courts to take into account previous bail history and criminal activity when sentencing, and increased penalties for criminals who have boasted about these crimes on social media.

Zipster
Zipster
December 29, 2022 4:13 pm
bespoke
bespoke
December 29, 2022 4:13 pm

If readers here haven’t worked out how your thoughts are aligned to the vaxx by now, they either haven’t bothered to pay attention or are deliberately conning you to jump through hoops for their entertainment.

I tied of it long ago, calli.

Figures
Figures
December 29, 2022 4:14 pm

Read some immunology instead of making things up when you know nothing.

Brilliant!

Nobody’s ever told me to do that before.

But why don’t you help out?

What book and what page explains how natural asymptomatic infection (eg chronic hep b infection) and immunity can co-exist?

The first means harbouring a virus *increases* your future risk of disease. The second means harbouring a virus *reduces* said risk.

Logically impossible.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
December 29, 2022 4:18 pm

Your bizarre frustration that everyone didn’t instantly rally to your side is telling. Shades of old.

This blog has a reputation to sustain, and your sort of unpleasant hatreds of me for speaking my mind, similar to what Rosie has copped on the vaxx issues, belong to people of little brain, o Bespoken one.

Figures
Figures
December 29, 2022 4:21 pm

Still waiting for evidence, Figures, of your claims that the Spanish Flu was caused by something other than the influenza virus.

What was the standard of evidence you demanded before you accepted that all of the deaths *were* caused by the flu virus?

I suspect it was “the government said so”. So sorry. I don’t have that kind of evidence for my theory and I wouldn’t use it even if I had.

Make sure you get your boosters. And you should up your own tax rate. Don’t be selfish.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
December 29, 2022 4:21 pm

Bon don’t read his later stuff, the Constant Gardener onwards are rubbish.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
December 29, 2022 4:22 pm

Start here, Figures, with some review material published in the Journal of Immunology Research,

Zipster
Zipster
December 29, 2022 4:24 pm
m0nty
December 29, 2022 4:26 pm

What was the standard of evidence you demanded before you accepted that all of the deaths *were* caused by the flu virus?

I suspect it was “the government said so”. So sorry. I don’t have that kind of evidence for my theory and I wouldn’t use it even if I had.

In other words, you have no evidence at all.

Ed Case
Ed Case
December 29, 2022 4:27 pm

Some Galah writes:
I never said kids should get the Vax
Another Parrot writes:
The Polio Vax was good, but.
Ed Case writes:
Big Pharma is a criminal organisation of vast size and scope.
From the Great War Vaccination Program that killed 20 million to the Covid Scam that has killed many times that number, there’ll always be shills praising BigPharma.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
December 29, 2022 4:27 pm

ps. discuss it with others, not me, as I am not interested in your likely misreadings.

I will not respond any more to you here. I have better things to do, though I hope others will take my viewpoint that the blog is improved if some commenters disgree pn scientific grounds with those who diss long-tested vaccinations that protect against common but lethal illnesses in young children.

MatrixTransform
December 29, 2022 4:29 pm

In other words, you have no evidence at all.

I see mUnty is using Quantum Rake Theory again

bespoke
bespoke
December 29, 2022 4:33 pm

I don’t hate you and no it’s nothing like what Rosie copped. Stop picking scabs.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
December 29, 2022 4:37 pm

Head Case is a definite low calibre troll. Screetch on.

As noted already, the WW1 (Great War) vaccination program was less than widespread, and when effective in composition targeted a bacillus not the object pathogen. It had some verifiable effect in improving death rates for those vaxxed due to relieving the bacterial pneumonias. Home made remedies and snake-oil ‘vaccines’ did nothing helpful but weren’t responsible for the huge death rates. This influenza variant killed millions in all of its appearances, whether treated in any way or not, with deaths often uncounted in remote places and in countries such as China and India. Good nursing in Westernised nations did help to lower the death rate somewhat. But a drop in the bucket of all deaths. Blaming ‘vaccines’ for this epidemic is more than ridiculous; it is criminal.

Robert Sewell
December 29, 2022 4:40 pm

ZK2A:

I’ve got a sticker on the back windscreen of my car that says “Don’t welcome me to my own country.”

I’ve been very solemnly warned that “Aboriginal people could find that offensive.”

Where did you get it, ZK2A ?
There are lots of people who require a shed load of offensiveness desensitisation.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
December 29, 2022 4:43 pm

Stop picking scabs.

You hit out at me quite unfairly, Bespoke. Not necessary.
‘Shades of old?’ was your comment, was it not?
Denigration, much?

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
December 29, 2022 4:44 pm

m0ntysays:
December 29, 2022 at 4:12 pm
Still waiting for evidence, Figures, of your claims that the Spanish Flu was caused by something other than the influenza virus.

Rejoice as it means that all those biological weapons labs, from unit 731 through to the present day have all been run as a massive fraud by the military industrial complex.
So cunning that every government worth the name has run some sort of biological protection/warfare program at one stage.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_biological_weapons_program
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_biological_weapons_program
When the U.S. biological warfare program ended in 1969 it had developed six mass-produced, battle-ready biological weapons in the form of agents that cause anthrax, tularemia, brucellosis, Q-fever, Venezuelan equine encephalitis virus, and botulism.[12] In addition staphylococcal enterotoxin B was produced as an incapacitating agent.[12] In addition to the agents that were ready to be used, the U.S. program conducted research into the weaponization of more than 20 other agents. They included: smallpox, EEE and WEE, AHF, Hantavirus, BHF, Lassa fever, Coronavirus,[36][failed verification] melioidosis,[36] plague, yellow fever, psittacosis, typhus, dengue fever, Rift Valley fever (RVF), CHIKV, late blight of potato, rinderpest, Newcastle disease, bird flu, and the toxin ricin.[37]

Silly military industrial complex, why didnt they listen to an internet rando!

bespoke
bespoke
December 29, 2022 4:45 pm

No.

MatrixTransform
December 29, 2022 4:46 pm

Blaming ‘vaccines’ for this epidemic is more than ridiculous; it is criminal.

no it isn’t “criminal”, it is his opinion

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
December 29, 2022 4:51 pm

We’re going out for Seasonal drinks with neighbours at their place around 6.
Not cocktails, but I still have to get dressed. Best thing to do to improve my mood.
I am feeling far too feisty for my own good right now. Punching fit.

We old girls gotta take better care of ourselves. 🙂

Eyrie
Eyrie
December 29, 2022 4:53 pm

Anyone got any ideas on what might level the playing field between a 50kg woman and a 90kg man?
Anyone??

Do you think a sawn off 12 gauge semi auto shotgun will do it? Ideal home defence weapon.

Eyrie
Eyrie
December 29, 2022 4:56 pm

BoN, the BoM used to reckon 3 deg out on max temp was a major error. This was before the you beaut models etc. Looks like you may have had a slightly earlier sea breeze incursion.

bespoke
bespoke
December 29, 2022 4:56 pm

Anyone got any ideas on what might level the playing field between a 50kg woman and a 90kg man?

A husband, son or brother.

Eyrie
Eyrie
December 29, 2022 4:57 pm

A husband, son or brother.
With afore said shotgun.

calli
calli
December 29, 2022 4:58 pm

Long handled shovel.

Dot
Dot
December 29, 2022 4:58 pm

What book and what page explains how natural asymptomatic infection (eg chronic hep b infection) and immunity can co-exist?

Probably somewhere in Kuby, but you’re not interested in learning, are you?

Big_Nambas
Big_Nambas
December 29, 2022 4:58 pm

I’ve got a sticker on the back windscreen of my car that says “Don’t welcome me to my own country.”

I’ve been very solemnly warned that “Aboriginal people could find that offensive.”

If they do refer them to Ernie Dingo, he will tell them that welcome to country is an invention of the Aboriginal Industry.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
December 29, 2022 4:59 pm

no it isn’t “criminal”, it is his opinion

Well, plenty of stupid opinions have created this vale of tears so far.
Using Figures’ nonsense science to diss established childhood vaxxes sounds like another one to me.
Criminal influencing. That’s my opinon. There may be a better and more acceptable science against some childhood vaxxes than Figures manages to produce. If there is, I haven’t seen it.

bespoke
bespoke
December 29, 2022 4:59 pm

Long handled shovel.

And a ladder?

Big_Nambas
Big_Nambas
December 29, 2022 5:01 pm

As for bumper stickers I put two on my Nissan Navara today.

1. Reduce your carbon footprint. Stop breathing!

2. Global warming is a scam!

Dot
Dot
December 29, 2022 5:01 pm

You too Dot. And while you’re at it you might check to see how people can be poisoned by substances that can’t (or don’t) replicate. No matter though Dot. You’ll get me on something one day. I can feel it.

Yeah champ.

What is replicating? The poop or the microbes?

Tell us again why rubbing poop into a wound is a bad idea, without accepting that people die from complications of infections.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
December 29, 2022 5:02 pm

Hitler had an ‘opinion’ too, but I don’t want to lose the argument by saying so. lol

calli
calli
December 29, 2022 5:02 pm

Why do I need a ladder for a kneecapping?

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
December 29, 2022 5:03 pm

Someone should give Figures a microscope for Christmas.

It might improve his outlook.

bespoke
bespoke
December 29, 2022 5:04 pm

LOL!

H B Bear
H B Bear
December 29, 2022 5:04 pm

Brownsville (“Bob” for short).

Brown Town. Should help inbound tourism from Sydney.

m0nty
December 29, 2022 5:07 pm

A rapidly growing measles outbreak in Columbus, Ohio — largely involving unvaccinated children — is fueling concerns among health officials that more parent resistance to routine childhood immunizations will intensify aresurgence of vaccine-preventable diseases.

Most of the 81 children infected so far are old enough to get the shots, but their parents chose not to do so, officials said, resulting in the country’s largest outbreak of the highly infectious pathogen this year.

Dead children will be the legacy of Figures and other such loons. What he is saying may not be illegal, but it is immoral.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 29, 2022 5:08 pm

Where did you get it, ZK2A ?
There are lots of people who require a shed load of offensiveness desensitisation.

This lady – she wrote a short story in “Quadrant.” I’ve handed out a few stickers, so far.

https://quadrant.org.au/speaking-against-the-voice/

JMH
JMH
December 29, 2022 5:10 pm

Anyone got any ideas on what might level the playing field between a 50kg woman and a 90kg man?

Surprise attack for starters. Keep the lights off if the attack is at night. You know your floor plan, the intruder might not. No guns, so various wooden implements. I have in my possession two bokken – Aikido training swords and one nice little military weapon at the ready. I hope I never have to resort to Plans A and B because of substantial security measures!

H B Bear
H B Bear
December 29, 2022 5:13 pm

Special Ed quoting himself. That’s a slippery slope to be heading down.

MatrixTransform
December 29, 2022 5:13 pm

Well, plenty of stupid opinions have created this vale of tears so far.

doesn’t sound very scientific

Criminal influencing. That’s my opinon.

oh … your’e being figurative?
‘criminal’ has a specific meaning … so you know

science against some childhood vaxxes

you remind me of Don Quixote

calli
calli
December 29, 2022 5:16 pm

Zulu, if I displayed one of those bumper stickers on my car, it would be keyed within 20 minutes.

Such is the civility of the opposition. They are a truly class act in their old, plume producing bangers. And the ones in their fancy hybrids are worse.

Plasmamortar
Plasmamortar
December 29, 2022 5:17 pm

A husband, son or brother.

And if you don’t have those at the time?? :/

H B Bear
H B Bear
December 29, 2022 5:18 pm

You almost feel sorry for CA trying to auction off the TV rights while these Tests struggle to get into the 4th day and are effectively over by lunch on the first day. Channel 7 look to sweeten their offer by offering to stop suing them LOL. That’s different.

Figures
Figures
December 29, 2022 5:25 pm

Tell us again why rubbing poop into a wound is a bad idea, without accepting that people die from complications of infections.

Would rubbing lead in it be a good idea? If not, does that mean lead replicates?

I understand you don’t want to find out you’re wrong on this but you are and obtuseness won’t magically change that.

Our blood has a very low tolerance for most kind of foreign particles.

You can prove yourself wrong you know. Take two splinters. Completely disinfect one and leave the other soiled. Stick both in different fingers.

Take the soiled one out.

Leave the “clean” splinter in.

Don’t wash either finger.

Wait 2 days.

If germ theory is correct your ex-splinter finger will be tender and your still splinter finger will be fine.

If not, germ theory is wrong.

I’ll let you get back to me with the results.

MatrixTransform
December 29, 2022 5:26 pm

Figures is probably wrong
why the hell does it matter so much if he is

maybe its foolish
maybe mendacious
who cares

I’ll tell you what though,
after 3 years of little but lies and brutality,
after seeing proven and effective treatments pulled,
after seeing lives and economies ruined
after watching normal scrutiny and testing being thrown away
after being ‘coerced’
after reading today’s news
I’ll listen to Figures even if it’s all bull-dust

pretending your rant today Lizzie,
isn’t about tomorrow’s “vaccine”, lockdown, lockup, or the next phase of do-as-yr-bloody-told

well… that’s bull-dust too.

Eyrie
Eyrie
December 29, 2022 5:27 pm

Tried the asteroid launcher. Only need a 200 foot diameter one on Parliament house.
Dear Elon…….

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 29, 2022 5:28 pm

Sage O’Donnell among ‘worthy men, sons, brothers’ who protected Ukraine

By Amaani Siddeek
Journalist
@AmaaniSiddeek
and Georgina Noack
Journalist
1:18PM December 29, 2022
25 Comments

A local Ukrainian woman Anja Konstantynova has paid tribute to Victorian man Sage O‘Donnell, 24, who was killed in battle while fighting for Ukraine.

Ms Konstantynova, a resident of the Drohobych city in Lviv, said Mr O’Donnell was among the “worthy men, sons and brothers” who fought to protect Ukraine.

“Today, the legionnaire from the unit of our friends gave his life for Ukraine,” she said in a Facebook post.

“I’ll say one thing: the best die … we are protected by worthy men, sons, brothers … what a pity … many are already protecting us from heaven.”

“Rest in peace ‘Seagull’ … Thank you for the ultimate sacrifice you made for another Country … for our Ukraine.”

Another Victorian man, Brandon Declan replied saying, “RIP my dear friend, I’ll see you again when my time comes.

When the “Bush War” was being fought, in Rhodesia, the Rhodesian Army was recruiting in Australia.
Higher Authority threatened any prospective recruits with having their citizenship cancelled, and becoming “stateless people.” Any of the bush lawyers on this site help out?

calli
calli
December 29, 2022 5:30 pm

I never read that into Lizzie’s comments, Matrix.

Is it on the horizon though? Yes indeedy doody. Said so this morning in response to all the CovPox tourists descending on Milan. 2020 redux.

bespoke
bespoke
December 29, 2022 5:31 pm

And if you don’t have those at the time?

A knife, less chance of being disarmed in close combat.

Figures
Figures
December 29, 2022 5:32 pm

Dead children will be the legacy of Figures and other such loons. What he is saying may not be illegal, but it is immoral.

1. There’s zero evidence that measles virus has ever killed anybody – at least, if one demands the same standard of evidence that Monty demands as evidence of vaccine deaths.

2. There’s zero non-circular evidence that the measles vaccine prevents measles.

3. You absolutely love abortion so stop pretending you’re opposed to children dying.

Robert Sewell
December 29, 2022 5:36 pm

The frolicking Moll:

criminal violence is one way of keeping a restive citizenry quiet.

1;29:07 in this Aussie film explains it excellently.

Was there a particular segment of the film you wanted to point out, TFM?
I only get a link to the whole film.

cohenite
December 29, 2022 5:37 pm

There’s zero evidence that measles virus has ever killed anybody

There’s zero non-circular evidence that the measles vaccine prevents measles.

F..k off.

Robert Sewell
December 29, 2022 5:41 pm

Old Ozzie:

He claims to want to improve air quality, but it is really about raising money to save his failing administration.

Doesn’t this dickwit understand how goods get to the shops he goes to, or does he think it will have no flow on to the price he pays for his groceries?

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 5:42 pm

Chickenpox and shingles virus lying dormant in your neurons can reactivate and increase your risk of stroke – new research identified a potential culprit

There have been a lot of these articles popping up recently. Another one I saw was about the hidden risk of heart attacks/disease in middle aged people. It looks to be a Hi Alan effort from Big Media and Big Science to attempt to explain away the unusual number of people popping their clogs in weird ways.

Goanna
Goanna
December 29, 2022 5:43 pm

Police truncheons in the Victorian era were usually about 400mm in length and made of a dense hardwood .

The length of the truncheon was such that it could be swung effectively in an enclosed space/ close quarters.
A baseball bat and the like are too long and not easily concealed.

The police attached their truncheons to their wrist in such a way that if grabbed the truncheon could be pulled away from policeman instead of the policeman being pulled into the villain.

Figures
Figures
December 29, 2022 5:46 pm

Start here, Figures, with some review material published in the Journal of Immunology Research,

No Lizzie. I didn’t ask you to google “immunology chronic disease”. I asked a specific question.

How can we acquire immunity to a virus if that virus infects us on a chronic basis?

The two concepts are mutually exclusive. It’s not just wrong but a category error.

Your paper never asks this question.

As far as I know I’m the only person on the planet who has.

Does harbouring a virus make us more or less susceptible to the disease supposedly caused by that virus in the future?

That’s the trillion dollar question.

If “more” then immunity is non-existent.

If “less” then chronic infection is non-existent.

So just tell me Lizzie or Dot or Monty.

Less? More?

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
December 29, 2022 5:47 pm

Robert.
Click the play bar on the play bar toll it gets to that 1hr, 29 minutes and 07 seconds mark.
Its the crims self pitying monologue with the nasty hint of truth about why we seem to see so many repeat offenders.

Figures
Figures
December 29, 2022 5:48 pm

Sorry to offend you cohenite.

Can you please provide this evidence of measles virus deaths?

Remember. Same standard of evidence as for vaccine deaths.

I’m sure you’ll agree that’s fair.

calli
calli
December 29, 2022 5:49 pm

Good thinking, goanna. A Fisherman’s Priest would do the trick too.

Commenting as a gardener, a good old fashioned dibber could poke out an eye at close quarters. 😀

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
December 29, 2022 5:50 pm

If germ theory is correct your ex-splinter finger will be tender and your still splinter finger will be fine.

If not, germ theory is wrong.

Tardicine ladies and gentlemen.
Like medicine but with 99% more tardation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_body_reaction

Next figures will state how imbalances in the humors, miasma and aetheric imbalances cause piles.

Zipster
Zipster
December 29, 2022 5:51 pm
bespoke
bespoke
December 29, 2022 5:53 pm

Tardicine

Incurable and contagious.

Dot
Dot
December 29, 2022 5:53 pm

Septicaemia doesn’t kill people, splinters do!

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
December 29, 2022 5:54 pm

All covered up by BIG PILES.
The Pile industrial complex.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 5:54 pm

If germ theory is correct your ex-splinter finger will be tender and your still splinter finger will be fine.

If not, germ theory is wrong.

Um no. The splinter has caused an injury and removing it allows the skin to heal. A better test would be to injure yourself with both clean and dirty splinters and monitor the rate of infection.

I’m not entirely on board with germ theory – at rhe very least, the terrain theorists seem to be right about some things and they shouldn’t be dismissed out of hand. As is so often the case, the truth is probably somewhere between the two poles.

DrBeauGan
DrBeauGan
December 29, 2022 5:55 pm

Commenting as a gardener, a good old fashioned dibber could poke out an eye at close quarters. ?

What shocking brutality you delicate females exhibit!

Actually, the edge of a mobile phone in the throat will slow anyone down long enough for a knee in the knackers to work well.

Hugh
Hugh
December 29, 2022 5:57 pm

A knife is a very poor defensive weapon without sufficient training.

Also, it is illegal to carry a knife for the purpose of self-defence in Australia.

MatrixTransform
December 29, 2022 6:00 pm

I never read that into Lizzie’s comments

you’ve met her and maybe that changes things

anyway, it isn’t that the comment comes from Lizzie, it isn’t even personal.

it’s that in a way, Lizzie’s voice represents a sort of every-nanna

and I tire of hearing the fallacious argument that anybody who disagrees with the efficacy of “past vax” must, by python-esque reasoning, be a complete loon.

and another thing, carrying about evidence and science, while while not producing any of it herself amounts to little but another fallacious appeal, this time to authority

and even it isn’t specifically spoken, the tacit reference to “future vax” remains.

so essentially her argument looks to me like “shut up you idiot, you’ll do as yr told”

if it’s built on bull-dust it will proceed to bull-dust

Zipster
Zipster
December 29, 2022 6:00 pm

coles has virtually run out of eggs. WTF??

MatrixTransform
December 29, 2022 6:04 pm

A knife, less chance of being disarmed

a small one too so they cant see the danger
with a good grip
learn to use it … try Eskrima

Dot
Dot
December 29, 2022 6:05 pm

Zipster says:
December 29, 2022 at 6:00 pm
coles has virtually run out of eggs. WTF??

No eggs
You don’t have any eggs
Empty egg carton

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 6:07 pm

Your paper never asks this question.

As far as I know I’m the only person on the planet who has.

A good rule of thumb is that, whenever you start going down the path of “I’m the only person in the world who has thought of…”, it’s time to stop and check yourself.

calli
calli
December 29, 2022 6:07 pm

you’ve met her and maybe that changes things

Foolish assumption.

I have never met Lizzie.

But I do understand the consternation of some who imagine an “inside track” for ideas based on social interaction off-blog. Augmented by personal comments that could just as easily be made by email rather than here. It doesn’t exist, but perception, as they say, is everything.

Disclosure: In twelve years of commenting, I have only “spoken” to three commenters + Dover and Sinc by email. Over non-blog stuff.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 6:11 pm

Disclosure: In twelve years of commenting, I have only “spoken” to three commenters + Dover and Sinc by email. Over non-blog stuff.

Such a social butterfly! Flutter flutter flutter

calli
calli
December 29, 2022 6:11 pm

I lie (by forgetfulness and the influence of a nutritious G&T). I have spoken, real voice, to another commenter on the phone. And a charming conversation it was too. There are some really good people here.

Robert Sewell
December 29, 2022 6:11 pm

Cohenite:

Anyone got any ideas on what might level the playing field between a 50kg woman and a 90kg man?
Anyone??

How about a 9mm SLP and 20 meters?

bespoke
bespoke
December 29, 2022 6:11 pm

Also, it is illegal to carry a knife for the purpose of self-defence in Australia.

Nor a shotgun or spade.
I think the scenario is around a home invasion.

A knife is a very poor defensive weapon without sufficient training.

Sure same goes for all defensive weapons.

DrBG’s solution of kicking them in the nuts ( in Calli case a head butt ) is the most practical. All chicks know how to do that instinctively.

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
December 29, 2022 6:11 pm

A chill miasma has unbalanced my humors and my arse grapes have been afflicted by the rectinol I placed upon them to soothe it.
If only I had Applied a course of leeches as recommended by that chap of great learning (and owner of the biggest leach farm in Australia) MD* Figures

* Major Dickhead

calli
calli
December 29, 2022 6:12 pm

I know OCO. There isn’t a cave deep enough, or a cellar dark enough to suit me.

I only come out to weed the garden and dead head the flowers.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 6:13 pm

No eggs
You don’t have any eggs
Empty egg carton

No I have eggs, but I pursued a career and now I’m in my late 30s and they’re all stale and dusty plus I froze some but they broke and I can’t find a decent guy anyway

Boambee John
Boambee John
December 29, 2022 6:17 pm

m0ntysays:
December 29, 2022 at 4:12 pm
Still waiting for evidence, Figures, of your claims that the Spanish Flu was caused by something other than the influenza virus.

I don’t want to be too much of a pedant, m0nty=fa, but shirley you mean “an influenza virus”? There are more than one.

JC
JC
December 29, 2022 6:18 pm

AI is really stoopid.

4 cars leave Haifa together and arrive in Tel Aviv after two hours. Explain briefly how long it would take 8 cars?

If four cars leave Haifa and arrive in Tel Aviv after two hours, it would take eight cars twice as long to make the same trip. Therefore, it would take eight cars four hours to travel from Haifa to Tel Aviv.

This is based on the assumption that all of the cars are traveling at the same speed and there are no other factors affecting their travel time, such as traffic or road conditions. If these variables were present, the travel time for the eight cars could be different from the time it took the four cars.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 6:19 pm

I like dark cellars too, Calli. Particularly well stocked ones. I could spend a lifetime in one, really. I’m sure if we bumped into each other in a dark and well stocked cellar, we’d have a very merry chat. Probably belt out a few songs, too.

Plasmamortar
Plasmamortar
December 29, 2022 6:20 pm

Also, it is illegal to carry a knife for the purpose of self-defence in Australia.

Nor a shotgun or spade.
I think the scenario is around a home invasion.

Even pepper spray is illegal here…

About the best you could do is a canned air horn to blow their eardrums out.
If you manage that and they get away, they’ll probably still be able to sue you for using a “weapon” in self defence

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 29, 2022 6:21 pm

A chill miasma has unbalanced my humors and my arse grapes have been afflicted by the rectinol I placed upon them to soothe it.

There is no complaint more demeaning or undignified…

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 6:21 pm

Anyone got any ideas on what might level the playing field between a 50kg woman and a 90kg man?
Anyone??

Another 90kg man would do the trick, I’d say.

calli
calli
December 29, 2022 6:22 pm

AI is really stoopid.

It’s simple, JC. To create Artificial Intelligence, you need Actual Intelligence.

And a lot of it.

Plasmamortar
Plasmamortar
December 29, 2022 6:23 pm

Another 90kg man would do the trick, I’d say.

I love how people are trying to work around the point of the question 😉

Top Ender
Top Ender
December 29, 2022 6:24 pm

My old dad still has his truncheon from the London Met, presented to him with a small silver plate attached, on leaving for Oz in 1965.

Hardwood, with a looped leather strap at the base.

Don’t get him started on modern policing. His attitude was/is the police should be the thin blue line of uncorrupted force between crims and civilians.

Meanwhile, if you want an excellent weapon, suitable for a pocket or a lady’s handbag, try the yawara stick.

Black Ball
Black Ball
December 29, 2022 6:25 pm

Well I am off to the local Chinese restaurant which happens to have the best friend rice in Australia. They’ve been here at least 35 years, just a nice family that assimilated in the appropriate fashion.
The son was a gun at table tennis but went into dentistry if memory serves me correctly. An example of Asian parents pushing their kids to excellence.

Black Ball
Black Ball
December 29, 2022 6:25 pm

Fried rice ffs

Real Deal
Real Deal
December 29, 2022 6:28 pm

Anyone heard of this Burton chap, seems like he can act a bit, might go far.

He might just, if you can keep him off the drink.

MatrixTransform
December 29, 2022 6:28 pm

I have never met Lizzie.

I was foolish, and made an assumption.

Boambee John
Boambee John
December 29, 2022 6:28 pm

m0ntysays:
December 29, 2022 at 5:07 pm
A rapidly growing measles outbreak in Columbus, Ohio — largely involving unvaccinated children — is fueling concerns among health officials that more parent resistance to routine childhood immunizations will intensify aresurgence of vaccine-preventable diseases.

Most of the 81 children infected so far are old enough to get the shots, but their parents chose not to do so, officials said, resulting in the country’s largest outbreak of the highly infectious pathogen this year.

Dead children will be the legacy of Figures and other such loons. What he is saying may not be illegal, but it is immoral.

No, m0nty=fa, dead children will be the legacy of Fauci, the CDC, NIH, TGA, and the various other health “authorities” who unleashed an experimental, partially (and inadequately) tested (being generous) so-called vaccine on the world, and kept pushing it in the face of increasing evidence of its inadequacy and level of risk compared to the illness it is supposed to defeat.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
December 29, 2022 6:29 pm

Nothingburger news.

Jan. 6 Committee Withdraws Trump Subpoena (29 Dec)

The January 6th special committee has formally withdrawn its subpoena of former President Donald Trump.

“In light of the imminent end of our investigation, the Select Committee can no longer pursue the specific information covered by the subpoena,” wrote Rep. Bernie Thompson (D-MI) in a Wednesday night letter sent to Trump’s attorneys, which was obtained by CNN.

How long have these kangaroos been holding court? A year? And they’ve now produced this in the dead period between Christmas and New Year’s Day. Amazing. But, at last, they’ll have Trump tomorrow when his tax returns are published!

I really hope the Republicans now subpoena Clinton, Obama and Biden for their tax returns. I suspect they will be interesting reading.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 6:30 pm

I love how people are trying to work around the point of the question ?

I’ve been watching a bunch of recent Marvel productions and apparently the playing field is level. Actually, no – it’s stacked against the 90kg man. The 50kg chick kicks and punches the absolute bejeezus out of him and 20 of his similarly-sized buddies. It’s important that women understand this and don’t feel threatened by the size disparity. You can take him, no probs!

Zipster
Zipster
December 29, 2022 6:31 pm

AI is really stoopid.

chatgpt doesnt do maths. it strings verbal concepts together but cant do anything that requires visual reasoning, it is only a language model and cant create visual concepts. dale-2, stable diffusion etc on the other hand can string visual concepts together. they have yet to bring both together. thats currently in development.

the fact chatgpt can sort of string some maths together solely on verbal concepts is surprising.

Bourne1879
Bourne1879
December 29, 2022 6:32 pm

Just listened to a clip from PBD discussing the recent spending bill.

Only $2.6 billion for Govt lawyers in the Congress Trump investigation !. He had to repeat it a few times as the others did not believe it.

calli
calli
December 29, 2022 6:33 pm

I was foolish, and made an assumption.

Don’t fret. I do it all the time. 😀

rosie
rosie
December 29, 2022 6:33 pm

Took various young relatives to Melbourne Zoo today.
It was a zoo.
Possibly many people thought today was a good option after a couple of fairly warm ones.
Last year on exactly the same date, quite pleasant summer weather, it was pretty quiet which I now suspect was lingering covid related reluctance, which lulled me into a false sense of it would be fairly busy but not insane.
We still had a good day, but not doing that again.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 29, 2022 6:34 pm

Don’t get him started on modern policing. His attitude was/is the police should be the thin blue line of uncorrupted force between crims and civilians.

I worked with a “Ten Pound Pom” who was a veteran of Arnhem, and had served as a police officer, in England – Liverpool and Birmingham, IIRC, for fifteen years post war, The push was on to arm West Australian police officers – his comment was that, if he had had to carry a pistol, he would have resigned, and, in said fifteen years, he had drawn his truncheon four times.

Dot
Dot
December 29, 2022 6:34 pm

Meanwhile, if you want an excellent weapon, suitable for a pocket or a lady’s handbag, try the yawara stick.

Fairly sure they’re illegal, at least in NSW.

Mater
December 29, 2022 6:37 pm

LOL

Phil Williams
@PhilWilliamsABC
Wodonga Tesla charge points overwhelmed with wait times around 90 mins. Basic EV infrastructure failing to keep pace with demand . Time for some serious investment for the future #tesla #EVchargefail #elonmusk

And in rides the saviour, Simon Holmes à Court, yet again believing he’s the only person on earth.

simon holmes à court@simonahac
22h
Replying to @DonnaDwe90525 and @PhilWilliamsABC

i charge there every time i drive to visit family in canberra. so far i’ve never had to wait.
i generally arrange to arrive near empty and charge for ~45-60m while i grab a quick brunch. then i only need 15min in gundagai to get me to CBR.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11580989/Tesla-owners-waiting-large-queue-charging-station-Wodonga-Victoria-NSW-border.html

MatrixTransform
December 29, 2022 6:37 pm

Don’t fret

fine
but I’m worried about the eggs

Dot
Dot
December 29, 2022 6:37 pm

Hmmm

Did this age well or not?

https://www.sportaus.gov.au/media-centre/news/covid-19-still-affecting-australias-return-to-sport

25 JUNE 2021

NSW locked down the entire state (hmm, that makes sense!) on Saturday 14 August, 2021 at 5 PM.

MatrixTransform
December 29, 2022 6:41 pm

Fairly sure they’re illegal

it isn’t a knife, its a screwdriver

and

that isn’t a yawara, its a broken screwdriver

Carpe Jugulum
Carpe Jugulum
December 29, 2022 6:43 pm

Black Ball says:
December 29, 2022 at 6:25 pm

Well I am off to the local Chinese restaurant which happens to have the best friend rice in Australia.

Let me know how it was

I am a gun with fried rice, ABC sauce is the key.

Ed Case
Ed Case
December 29, 2022 6:45 pm

Anyone got any ideas on what might level the playing field between a 50kg woman and a 90kg man?
Anyone??

Another 90kg man would do the trick, I’d say.

It didn’t work for that bloke at North Lakes on Monday night.
If they’d just let the Africans steal the car, his wife would still be alive.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
December 29, 2022 6:45 pm

m0ntysays:
December 29, 2022 at 5:07 pm
A rapidly growing measles outbreak in Columbus, Ohio — largely involving unvaccinated children — is fueling concerns among health officials that more parent resistance to routine childhood immunizations will intensify a resurgence of vaccine-preventable diseases.

Oh dear. I think Monty might want to disappear that comment once he knows all the details.

WaPo Uses Picture of NYC Orthodox Jews for Story About Ohio Measles Outbreak (26 Dec)

“The Washington Post has an article about a measles outbreak in Ohio. Of course, the publication tried to tie it to people hesitant about the COVID vaccine. … But the featured image. Wait wait wait! One of the photos in the article is also of a Jew in NYC in 2019. WHY.

The story is about a measles outbreak in Columbus, OH, while also mentioning an outbreak in Minnesota in a similar community. Hint: Not the Jewish community:

Some of the cases occurred in Columbus’s large Somali community, the second-largest Somali population in the United States after the Minneapolis area, Roberts said. Parents have said they “intentionally delayed” giving their children the measles vaccine because of their fear of autism, she said, despite considerable research disproving any relationship between vaccines and autism. Those fears echoed similar concerns of parents in Minnesota’s Somali community during a 2017 measles outbreak that infected 75 children, mostly unvaccinated preschool kids.”

Yep, they were muslims. I suspect they might be more concerned with vaccination turning their men infertile than the autism thing, since that is a widespread conspiracy theory in the Islamic world. On the other hand with the covid vax fertility stuff maybe our muslim friends have a point.

Monty though is looking like a shag of a rock in a lightning storm. Maybe some kind Cat will give him a paper bag to hide in.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
December 29, 2022 6:47 pm

Your paper never asks this question.
As far as I know I’m the only person on the planet who has.

Behold the Nikola Tesla-level specialness on display, right here at FlashCat.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
December 29, 2022 6:50 pm

I am seriously impressed that Monty has managed to invoke an actual antisemitic WaPo article to smear Cats for being leary of the Covid vax. Well done son!

Robert Sewell
December 29, 2022 6:50 pm

Goanna:

Police truncheons in the Victorian era were usually about 400mm in length and made of a dense hardwood .

Funny you mention that. I have a Fish Bat that I’ve carried in my Patrol for over 20 years. It’s exactly 410 mm in length and is used to render a fish insensible with one hit.
I’ve never thought of using it as a self defence weapon, just for rendering a fish insensible in case it is a piranha.
I also keep a tin of sardines in the emergency stash just in case. I’m not 100% sure they’re all sardines, but.
You can’t tell with these finny bastards.

Robert Sewell
December 29, 2022 6:55 pm

The Frolicking Moll:

Click the play bar on the play bar toll it gets to that 1hr, 29 minutes and 07 seconds mark.

Sorry to be a pest TFM but that just takes me to the end of the film and then starts the next one which has nothing to do with incarceration and why they should be allowed to be nasty because….

Zipster
Zipster
December 29, 2022 6:57 pm

o fault divorce radically diminishes marriage because these justifications are set aside and any or no reason/ fault is sufficient for a divorce.

it’s much worst than that, no fault easy peasy divorce gives women a strong financial incentive for dissolving a relationship while financially enslaving her poor husband. most women can earn far more in divorce than they could ever dream of by any other means. I have an ex to prove it, and I am sure many others can attest to the same. look at bezo’s ex the worlds only multi billionaire book-keeper.

no fault divorce drove a stake through the heart of marriage.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 6:59 pm

What Dover said. To expand on one of his points – no fault divorce has fundamentally changed the perspective of the married individual. Prior to, you’d made a lifetime commitment. Barring extreme or prescribed circumstances, you didn’t get to leave, so you had every incentive to make the relationship work. Now, people enter into marriages with the tacit knowledge that if the relationship doesn’t work, they can just quit it. No fault divorce has created a culture of atomised, brittle marriages that are prone to fracturing over the most trivial of matters.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 7:01 pm

simon holmes à court@simonahac
22h
Replying to @DonnaDwe90525 and @PhilWilliamsABC

i charge there every time i drive to visit family in canberra. so far i’ve never had to wait.
i generally arrange to arrive near empty and charge for ~45-60m while i grab a quick brunch. then i only need 15min in gundagai to get me to CBR.

He is such an insufferable xunt.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 7:02 pm

Grab a quick brunch? Just stfu you utter wanker.

Rabz
December 29, 2022 7:03 pm

No fault divorce has created a culture of atomised, brittle marriages that are prone to fracturing over the most trivial of matters

Exactly as intended.

Black Ball
Black Ball
December 29, 2022 7:05 pm

It’s up to you New York, New York.
Via Tim Blair:
The city Department of Sanitation’s goals to become carbon neutral are clashing with the limits of electric-powered vehicles.

The department aims to switch all 6,000 vehicles in its fleet from gas to electric as part of the state’s goal to reduce emissions by 2040. But city officials say they haven’t found electric garbage trucks that are powerful enough to plow snow …

Officials say previous electric trucks tested by sanitation have not lasted longer than four hours plowing snow before running out of power, and the new electric trucks will be used for trash collection but not plowing snow.

“We found that they could not plow the snow effectively – they basically conked out after four hours. We need them to go 12 hours,” Sanitation Commissioner Jessica Tisch told the City Council last month.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
December 29, 2022 7:06 pm

Sage O’Donnell among ‘worthy men, sons, brothers’ who protected Ukraine

It’s amazing how much damage a fit male body can take. This one is from today:

British soldier ‘Rambo’ airlifted home to be ‘rebuilt’ after being shot by Russian forces (28 Dec)

Afghanistan veteran Shareef Amin has been flown up to be “rebuilt” after suffering wounds to each of his limbs from Russian fire. The 40-year-old from Bristol served two tours in Afghanistan with the British Army before joining up with the Ukrainian Armed Forces.

Somehow though, despite his hand “hanging off”, he managed to pull himself out of the ditch he was trapped in.

He recalled: “I pushed myself up and felt this almighty f***ing agony through my lungs, through my arm. I’m a strong boy, I’ve been using the gym for the last ten years, and I looked down and my hand was hanging off.

“All I had was my left arm. I had my belt kit around me, my body armour, everything on me. I don’t know how I got the strength to pull myself out of that f***ing ditch but I did.”

He’s lying in bed covered in bandages, with pins sticking out here and there, and is giving a thumbs up. Some Poms are tough as.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 7:07 pm

Please God, let a chef slightly overcook his poached eggs so he can choke on one whilst he’s complaining about it. I don’t ask for much, but could you just do me this favour.

JC
JC
December 29, 2022 7:08 pm

Thanks Zip.

I think Musk has some ownership in chatgpt.

Mater
December 29, 2022 7:09 pm

It didn’t work for that bloke at North Lakes on Monday night.
If they’d just let the Africans steal the car, his wife would still be alive.

And if they wanted to partake in a little opportunistic ‘rapey, rapey’ with the wife and/or daughter?
Do we open up more than just the doors to get them out of the house?

You have absolutely no idea what’s on a criminal’s mind when he enters a house, and you most definitely have no idea where his mind might lead when he/they see the situation inside. Arguably, compliant victims might just invite such escalation.

You might not be worried about the welfare of the cadavers in your basement, but the rest of us have responsibilities and a duty of care.

Zipster
Zipster
December 29, 2022 7:09 pm

Meanwhile, if you want an excellent weapon, suitable for a pocket or a lady’s handbag, try the yawara stick.

preventing someone from robbing you is basically considered a crime worst than the robbery.

Robert Sewell
December 29, 2022 7:09 pm

Zipster:

260 Million Infected in 20 Days: why is the CCP government suddenly lying flat? Who will be gone?
China Insights

And the refusal to enforce restrictions on entry into Australia by our PM is looking remarkably like the situation in the start of the 2020 spread to Europe.
China refused entry of citizens from Wuhan to other provinces but allowed tens of thousands of sick people to go to Italy.
My Spidey senses are telling me this is the nastyvirus being spread, and our PM is making excuses for doing Jack Shit.
This is on his head.
*Prove Me Wrong*

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
December 29, 2022 7:11 pm

Grab a quick brunch?

Pillock. Men do not eat brunch.

Voluntarily, anyway.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
December 29, 2022 7:12 pm

“We found that they could not plow the snow effectively – they basically conked out after four hours. We need them to go 12 hours,” Sanitation Commissioner Jessica Tisch told the City Council last month.

Global warming is mysterious like that.

bespoke
bespoke
December 29, 2022 7:12 pm

Sounds like Ed would open up more then just doors for crims.

Zipster
Zipster
December 29, 2022 7:13 pm

I think Musk has some ownership in chatgpt.

yep. It’s an openAI project. he owns it and microsoft just invested $1b in it.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 7:13 pm

Sage O’Donnell among ‘worthy men, sons, brothers’ who protected Ukraine

It amazes me that non-Ukrainians are willing to die for that pile of dogshit. Unless they’re mercenaries, of course, in which case it’s a cost of doing business.

Ed Case
Ed Case
December 29, 2022 7:14 pm

And if they wanted to partake in a little opportunistic ‘rapey, rapey’ with the wife and/or daughter?

You’re sick in the head.
They were Sudanese Youth and were trying to steal a car.
Is a car worth a woman’s life?

Bruce in WA
December 29, 2022 7:14 pm

Also, it is illegal to carry a knife for the purpose of self-defence in Australia.

Dunno about the rest of Australia, but here in WA it’s illegal to carry a knife period … unless you can satisfy the police you have a legitimate “reason” for doing so.

As we were told by a senior copper: “If you say you need it for fishing, you’d better have a rod over your shoulder and your hands had better reek of bait”.

Black Ball
Black Ball
December 29, 2022 7:15 pm
Robert Sewell
December 29, 2022 7:18 pm

Plasmamortar:

Even pepper spray is illegal here…

You can buy a very strong capsaicum? food additive on line. It may take you some time to prepare it for spraying, but you can always make some up and keep it in the fridge – the one beside the bed where you keep it for adding a little zing to your love life.

Johnny Rotten
December 29, 2022 7:18 pm

Ice Age – they Come Rapidly

COMMENT: Marty you may remember this.

When this hit upper midwest I was in middle school in San Diego. I was in the library every morning before school following this, Voyager and Viking.
I watched another rendition of this video on youtube and it cut out the portion where the chief scientist at Lamont-Doherty (Columbia) stated ice-age conditions can return inside of 10-20 years time at any time (or something like that).

REPLY: With Ice Ages, we find a similar pattern of cyclical pattern formations as we do in markets. About 2.6 million years ago, that is when the Earth entered the Pleistocene period. This was marked by an interesting cyclical pattern whereby there were these deep ice ages that came at regular 43,000-year intervals. Then about 1 million years ago, the Earth entered what is known as the Mid-Pleistocene transition period. It was here where these ice age cycles suddenly expanded from 43,000-year intervals to nearly 100,000-year cycles. The last one was about 11,000 years ago. This is not referring to the Mini-Ice Age of the 1600s.

What we do know is that there were tiny changes in Earth’s orbit. These events are known as Milankovitch cycles. They are believed to have driven the planet in and out of these ice ages. However, it is also now assumed that these Milankovitch cycles have not correlated to the sudden jump in nearly doubling the Ice Age cycle length.
Preliminary data from Antarctic Ice Core saw a transition from glacial to interglacial conditions about 430,000 years ago which is known as (Termination V). This transition into the present interglacial period needs to be looked at from intensity using our Energy Models. Scientists look at the magnitude of change in temperatures and greenhouse gases. What seems to be overlooked is the cycle of these warming periods. The interglacial stage following Termination V was quite long running the course of about 28,000 years compared to the 12,000 years period so far in the present interglacial period.

What this is warning is that an Ice Age is not entirely out of the question post-2032. I am awaiting access to the data from the 2.7 million-year core and then run it through Socrates to see if we are indeed going to see a 12,000-year interval or a doubling effect. What does appear to be likely, which explains the frozen animals in Siberia, is that we can see an Ice Age hit within less than 10 years.”

https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/world-news/climate/ice-age-the-come-rapidly/?utm_source=Newsletter&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=RSS

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
December 29, 2022 7:18 pm

It amazes me that non-Ukrainians are willing to die for that pile of dogshit.

OCO – It’s like the Spanish Civil War with guys coming from all around the world to either fight with the fascists or the communists. Sheesh, what a choice. I think there’re guys that just want to fight irrespective of who for.

Mater
December 29, 2022 7:19 pm

You’re sick in the head.

No, just infinity more experienced and realistic than you.

Ed Case
Ed Case
December 29, 2022 7:19 pm

A confrontation in the house with a burglar usually ends up with a dead householder.
Advising people to carry knives, poke someone in the eye, kick groins is gonna result in dead people and is verging on criminal advice.

bespoke
bespoke
December 29, 2022 7:20 pm

Posted last week.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 29, 2022 7:20 pm

Dunno about the rest of Australia, but here in WA it’s illegal to carry a knife period … unless you can satisfy the police you have a legitimate “reason” for doing so.

Working on a farm is not a “legitimate reason” to carry a pocket knife.

Zipster
Zipster
December 29, 2022 7:24 pm
Wally Dalí
Wally Dalí
December 29, 2022 7:24 pm

Dinkum, Zulu?
Shite, there goes my plausible deniability. I’ve always got a blade or two about my person…
…can I carry a 20oz Estwing?

Zipster
Zipster
December 29, 2022 7:25 pm

A confrontation in the house with a burglar usually ends up with a dead householder.

dont be a pussy

Mater
December 29, 2022 7:25 pm

Advising people to carry knives, poke someone in the eye, kick groins is gonna result in dead people and is verging on criminal advice.

Are you worried they might put up a fight in the future?

m0nty
December 29, 2022 7:26 pm

most women can earn far more in divorce than they could ever dream of by any other means. I have an ex to prove it

This is the problem with trying to find a trad wife. You choose a woman who is dependent in you in the marriage, then when the marriage breaks down (probably because you are a deadbeat) then she is still dependent on you financially, with the court’s backing.

Better to seek an equal than chattel.

Robert Sewell
December 29, 2022 7:29 pm

Dover Beach:

It didn’t work for that bloke at North Lakes on Monday night.
If they’d just let the Africans steal the car, his wife would still be alive.

That comment by Ed, December 29, 2022 at 6:45 pm should be grounds for a one week suspension. There is absolutely no way that one should go through to the keeper.

JC
JC
December 29, 2022 7:29 pm

Men, don’t often want to leave a marriage, Fatboy. It’s more often the sheila. When men do leave, it’s often because the sheila has caused it to be so making the poor guy’s life insufferable.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 7:29 pm

Ay? Moderated?

Zipster
Zipster
December 29, 2022 7:29 pm

I am awaiting access to the data from the 2.7 million-year core and then run it through Socrates

seriously. this program of his is an absolute scam. once a scammer always a scammer.

Perplexed of Brisbane
Perplexed of Brisbane
December 29, 2022 7:30 pm

Dotsays:
December 29, 2022 at 6:34 pm
Meanwhile, if you want an excellent weapon, suitable for a pocket or a lady’s handbag, try the yawara stick.

Fairly sure they’re illegal, at least in NSW.

Looks like a half kilo dumbell. They aren’t illegal. Should make a fairly good dent in a skull or cheekbone. And if a lady manages to cause said ‘gentleman’ to fall to the ground it should make a good pestle to turn testes into pate and have the added benefit of preventing them adding to the gene pool.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
December 29, 2022 7:32 pm

Haha. Monty has arrived after the worst faceplant he’s ever managed.
I suggest Monty that you stop reading WaPo . It’s bad for your brain.

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
December 29, 2022 7:32 pm

AI is really stoopid.

Or maybe it is really smart – seeding stoopidity in the minds of those who never developed smarts beyond matching the time and channel for MAFS.

You know there are people who will hear that explanation from AI and think it is the last word.

Skynet will find its road to world domination paved with the upended buttocks of people with their heads in the sand when it becomes sentient.

And I, for one, welcome our new algorithmic overlords.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
December 29, 2022 7:33 pm

Special Ed you’re an idjit. No idea. Put a welcome sign outside with an offer of car, wife and daughter and you’ll blow them kisses as they leave.

Cassie of Sydney
December 29, 2022 7:34 pm

“I am seriously impressed that Monty has managed to invoke an actual antisemitic WaPo article to smear Cats for being leary of the Covid vax. Well done son!”

I seriously unsurprised.

bespoke
bespoke
December 29, 2022 7:37 pm

seeding stoopidity in the minds of those who never developed smarts beyond matching the time and channel for MAFS.

What say you Gez?

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 7:38 pm

OCO – It’s like the Spanish Civil War with guys coming from all around the world to either fight with the fascists or the communists. Sheesh, what a choice. I think there’re guys that just want to fight irrespective of who for.

Don’t get me wrong – I would think any non-Russkie willing to fight alongside the Russkies in Ukraine is equally bonkers. It’s just not our business (as I have said right from the very beginning of the conflict).

You’re probably right about those just wanting to fight. Okay, if that’s how these guys get their kicks – whatever. I don’t think they should be lionised for their hobby if they end up coming home in pieces,though. I’m not even convinced it’s our responsibility to stitch them back together again if they still have a pulse.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 7:39 pm

I’ve discovered a method of quickly identifying the Tesla drivers who you really need to go out of your way to avoid. You know the mandatory fuel consumption stickers that are found on the windscreens of new cars? The ultra smug Tesla owner will leave theirs on because it reads 0.0L/100km and they’re incredibly proud about that. Don’t ever enter into a conversation with such a person. They’re guaranteed to be Simon Holmes a Court-level insufferable.

cohenite
December 29, 2022 7:39 pm

Advanced aliens confirmed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gypAjPp6eps

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 29, 2022 7:40 pm

Shite, there goes my plausible deniability. I’ve always got a blade or two about my person…

I carried said pocket knife in a horizontal pouch, rather then a vertical one – no dramas.

Ed Case
Ed Case
December 29, 2022 7:41 pm

No idea. Put a welcome sign outside with an offer of car, wife and daughter and you’ll blow them kisses as they leave.

You’re a reactionary idiot with sick fantasies.
If you ever returned home to find someone in the house, you’d run outside and call the cops.

Robert Sewell
December 29, 2022 7:42 pm

Kunkle Dragger:

Pillock. Men do not eat brunch.
Voluntarily, anyway.

Brunch consists of a Big Brekky at a Roadhouse. It consists of eggs x2, bacon, snags, baked beans, mushrooms, 4 halves of Texas toast and a bucket of coffee.
It can be hoovered down in less than ten minutes. I have no bloody idea what that wanker is eating but he really needs to get his shit together in terms of time/life management.
Unless, of course, he’s not taking into account the time it takes to pleasure the waitstaff and cook.

Eyrie
Eyrie
December 29, 2022 7:45 pm

What if they want to gang bang special Ed?

Mater
December 29, 2022 7:45 pm

OCO – It’s like the Spanish Civil War with guys coming from all around the world to either fight with the fascists or the communists. Sheesh, what a choice.

It’s like Iraq.
Most of those I killed were NOT Iraqi. Iraqi was like the MCG for any and all who wanted to take a swipe at the Americans.
They poured over the Syrian border every.single.day. A non-stop supply of fertiliser for the Fallujah Football Stadium.

JC
JC
December 29, 2022 7:46 pm

And I, for one, welcome our new algorithmic overlords.

I’m in the camp that humanity may not be able cope with AI. When AI is more developed, and we’ll begin to see major advances in the next 3 years, people will have to cope with reality instead of delusion. I don’t think humans are equipped to handle ultra-reality. I hope it’s not, but it could be disastrous. Musk is often warning about it. I never really understood what he was getting at as I thought he was suggesting we could be creating a deliberately malevolent sky-net. But he wasn’t. I think he was alluding to the points I mentioned above.

Zipster
Zipster
December 29, 2022 7:46 pm
Dot
Dot
December 29, 2022 7:47 pm

(probably because you are a deadbeat)

Better to seek an equal than chattel.

What’s a well to do serf to do?!

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 7:47 pm

I am seriously impressed that Monty has managed to invoke an actual antisemitic WaPo article to smear Cats for being leary of the Covid vax. Well done son!

So it’s rake o’clock? I guess Field Marshal m0nty will be along soon to provide his sitrep of the Ukraine conflict. Don’t forget to consult your Wehrmacht field guide, m0nts! Offensives can only commence after the spring thaw.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Govt Covid Stupidity

I have no bloody idea what that wanker is eating

It will include:
Avocado, rocket lettuce, acai, cinnamon, artisanal 12-grain bread.

Not found within a 40 metre radius: Testosterone.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
December 29, 2022 7:49 pm

OCO – It’s interesting, I don’t know what the motivation is. If you are inclined you can go fight with the International Brigade for Ukraine or you can sign up with Wagner for the Russians. Lots of guys seem to be doing so. Why I have no idea.

A comparable war was the Iran-Iraq War. Just as futile and ugly. Or the more recent Ethiopia-Eritrea War. I can’t recall a stream of guys going off to fight for any of them though, but here we are with exactly that in Ukraine and Russia. It’s human nature I guess.

Dot
Dot
December 29, 2022 7:50 pm

If you ever returned home to find someone in the house, you’d run outside and call the cops.

Probably wrong Ed considering how many pugilists, soldiers and plod comment here.

If someone is in my home, they surrender or die, or I die.

Just the way it is champ.

MatrixTransform
December 29, 2022 7:51 pm

Better to seek an equal than chattel

geez, your couch must be rooted

Johnny Rotten
December 29, 2022 7:53 pm

Zulu Kilo Two Alphasays:
December 29, 2022 at 7:20 pm
Dunno about the rest of Australia, but here in WA it’s illegal to carry a knife period … unless you can satisfy the police you have a legitimate “reason” for doing so.

Working on a farm is not a “legitimate reason” to carry a pocket knife.

As a Boy Scout in the 1960s we were told to carry a pocket knife. I had big pockets so my knife was on the large size.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Govt Covid Stupidity

Headline should have been:
“In the wake of shooting dead two intruders at her suburban home, 41-yo North Lakes woman discovers she is unable to purchase an ammo resupply on a public holiday”

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 7:55 pm

Look, there is nothing unmanly about hitting a quality 5 star brunch buffet with free flow booze. Gotta get your money’s worth, though. Be strategic. Go for protein and don’t let the waiters be parsimonious about refills.

These things cannot be done quickly, however. And you shouldn’t be driving afterwards anyway, so forget your range anxiety.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Govt Covid Stupidity

Better to seek an equal than chattel

For those unable to provide for or protect a family, seeking an “equal” would be the only option.

rosie
rosie
December 29, 2022 7:58 pm

Good Grief Monty
A stay at home wife isn’t a chattel.
Incidentally if you only have two children what was the chattel supposed to do all day anyhow?
My mother had seven children and never worked outside the home, other than as a volunteer for many different organisations, not for one second did my father treat her as a personal possession.

Dot
Dot
December 29, 2022 8:00 pm

This is great.

Best sumo wrestler ever.

Hakua Sho…from Mongolia.

63 wins at the top as Yokozuna, slaying all other Rikishi at the time.

Strikes, throws, brains over brawn.

A particularly nasty shoulder charge too.

Note when he does one hip throw, the clay mound cracks in multiple places.

Good lord.

https://youtu.be/rcT5AtFa67k

H B Bear
H B Bear
December 29, 2022 8:01 pm

Better to seek an equal than chattel

That’s a terrible thing to say about anyone mUnty. For shame.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
December 29, 2022 8:03 pm

Myths busted in bid to increase Indigenous vote

By Carly Douglas
Cadet Journalist
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7:39PM December 29, 2022
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A new push from the Australian Electoral Commission to lift the Indigenous vote ahead of the referendum on the voice has exposed a series of long-held myths that are believed to be the cause of hesitation in some remote communities.

Despite the number of eligible Indigenous Australians registered to vote rising from 75 per cent to almost 82 per cent between 2017 and 2022, there are still an estimated 101,000 Indigenous Australians of voting age who have not enrolled.

The AEC was awarded more than $63m in additional funding in the October budget to prepare for the referendum on the voice to parliament, including $16.1m to boost Indigenous enrolments.

Deputy electoral commissioner Jeff Pope, who is leading the agency’s efforts to increase Indigenous participation, said “beliefs” and “misunderstandings” were often widely held in remote Indigenous communities, dragging down the numbers.

Some older unenrolled Australians believe their fines have been accumulating and they will be forced to pay them if they enrol, he said.

“I take the opportunity every time to dispel that myth, because it’s actually quite a widely held myth, particularly in Indigenous communities.”

“Once you get on a roll, there’s no fine waiting for you,” he confirmed.

He said while the AEC accepted a valid reason for not voting in “tens of thousands of cases”, some Australians who had enrolled but failed to pay fines had been left with devastating debts.

“I have heard this in Indigenous communities where people haven’t voted for a number of elections. Those fines have accumulated … they’ve turned into debts, and those debts can end up with people losing assets,” he said.

The AEC spent $200,000 on an advertising campaign which ran on Indigenous-focused television, radio and online between late November and mid-December, advising those in remote communities that the enrolment process had been digitised and the need for formal ID had been scrapped, enabling an enrolled voter to attest for a elector instead.

However, former politician and Indigenous leader Warren Mundine said ID verification was hardly the issue, explaining that another long-held misunderstanding was the main cause for reluctance.

“I think historically there’s a lot of myths about voting,” he said. “It was 1962 (when) Aboriginal Australians had the right to vote. But the issue was that you didn’t have to vote. And I think a lot of Indigenous Australians think they don’t have the vote because we didn’t have to enrol.”

Mr Mundine, noting that Indigenous enrolment has been compulsory since 1982, said some Aboriginal people refuse to enrol because they “don’t like that they’re forced to vote”.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 8:04 pm

Money would be a good motivator. Apparently the base pay for a Blackwater contractor in Iraq was $500/day, which was a lot 20 years ago and especially when compared with what you got soldiering for Uncle Sam.

Plus you didn’t have to worry about toecutters crawling up your arse and could get away with literal murder (which is why the US used them).

I read the book Welcome To Blackwater. The shit those guys did to Iraqi civilians and were able to get away with…it’s no wonder the country dissolved into civil war.

JC
JC
December 29, 2022 8:08 pm

You’re so manly, Drills. It’s incredible and we’re all amazed. Now go clean the filthy pool folks complain about, you nimbus.

m0nty
December 29, 2022 8:10 pm

In your case Dot, your path is to remain an incel.

Oh come on
Oh come on
December 29, 2022 8:11 pm

Mr Mundine, noting that Indigenous enrolment has been compulsory since 1982, said some Aboriginal people refuse to enrol because they “don’t like that they’re forced to vote”.

They sound like sensible people. I don’t like that I’m forced to vote, either.

Ed Case
Ed Case
December 29, 2022 8:11 pm

If someone is in my home, they surrender or die, or I die.

Just the way it is champ.

Look, … champ
Has anyone ever told you that you’re a total wanker?

Johnny Rotten
December 29, 2022 8:12 pm

the best friend rice in Australia.

Wot’ is friend rice? A new chinese dish brought back by Wenny Pong from her China visit?

Plasmamortar
Plasmamortar
December 29, 2022 8:12 pm

Look, … champ
Has anyone ever told you that you’re a total wanker?

I suppose you’d be the most qualified to make that call 🙂

Dot
Dot
December 29, 2022 8:13 pm

m0nty says:
December 29, 2022 at 8:10 pm
In your case Dot, your path is to remain an incel.

What’s your BMI again monty?

Dot
Dot
December 29, 2022 8:14 pm

Oh no Ed I’ve pissed off your dead little mate Ricky Slater.

Free Ricky!

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