2,788 thoughts on “Open Thread – Tues 5 April 2022”

  1. I’m a braindead vacuous spittle flecked* collectivist corruptocrat personage who’s really into fighting torries

    I’ve seen the aftermath of the great Socialist experiment in three countries, Albo. You want a fight, you’ve got one.

    Incidentally, if a man who owns four rental properties isn’t a Tory, who is?


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  2. Ask not what Albansleazy can do for you, but what he will do to you

    Gee, more and higher taxes, leavened with daily outbursts of indescribable and unquantifiable idiocy, I asks ya? 😕


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  3. Speaking of which, here’s St. Supercouch earlier today:

    He’s been almost violently opposed to any pushback against the government from the moment this has happened.
    I believe he’s still using his Vicpol email address?
    Is that correct, KD?
    Dover?

    St. Ruth,

    If you think you – or anyone out there in Internet Land – needs to get in contact with anyone, please feel free. Fill yer boots. Go your hardest. Stern letters of complaint. Hans Blix letters, as someone termed them yesterday.

    Also, make sure you return and let me know how you went. My old boss, Sergeant Tom Croydon at Mt. Thomas will be glad to hear from you. Again.

    Boatless screeching non-entity.


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  4. Incidentally, if a man who owns four rental properties isn’t a Tory, who is?

    If, oh, what was his name, who lived in a haborside mansion, and left a 20 Million dollar estate isn’t a Tory, who is?

    Oh, sorry, yes, his name was Bob Hawke.


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  5. Fact:

    Albansleazy – an alleged man, has enriched himself during the duration of his pointless existence by riding on and hoovering from the gravy laden corruptocrat train. To the tune of many millions of dollars.

    Fact:

    A braindead bunch of idiots with the collective memory of a goldfish are about to elect the aforementioned imbecile the head of the next monstrous clown show goat rodeo venezualenesque banana republic junta misgoverning this continent.

    Collective amnesia – a condition we need to be relieved of, Cats.

    Disclaimer: This message bought and paid for by personages who do not resemble in any way shape or form, Fatso Murray.


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  6. A braindead bunch of idiots with the collective memory of a goldfish

    The inevitable consequence of abolishing the requirement to own property, in order to vote.

    Oh, sorry, does that make me a Tory?


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  7. Mentioned once before. A very interesting character I worked alongside once on mine sites was ex-young ALP. Albo was so disliked he had allies not friends.

    We are about to get this good and hard….


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  8. The twenty-two carefully coiffed hairstyles calling themselves the Geelong Football Club may yet get up against the Brisbane Shut-Ins.

    An entirely forgettable display.


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  9. My read: Lots of non-English-speaking freeloaders who’ll never work, will hoover up resources, housing, medical services, etc & will have an attitude of contempt toward Australia.

    Don’t you reckon Aussies are shit workers too?


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  10. There was no Russian aggression in Mariupol, for instance, even though the locals would have welcomed their presence in 2014.

    How do you possibly know this?

    Then those same locals had their arses kicked by Territorial Defense Units and what would become Azov when they returned in the months following the coup.

    In a low tech war, I have to assume the winning side has the numbers.

    So how is it an unpopular, put-up coup if it is popular?


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  11. Look.

    If the alt right were not born as white males (and autistic NEETs), they’d be bread tube commies.

    It’s just arguing over who gets to wear the jackboots and who eats mouldy bread in the gulag.

    “I’m a loser but I’m white so I can’t be a commie, they’re jews!”


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  12. Serious question – why can’t we just translocate half of the antarctic and arctic wild animal populations, a 50/50 swap?

    Couldn’t we “rehouse” Snow Leopards in parts of the Antarctic? Or the very south of South America? Or the Andes?

    Salmon and Trout couldn’t live in the Antarctic?

    Three points:

    1. We have done worse.
    2. They’re not carp, rabbits, foxes, kikuyu or european perch.
    3. The precautionary principle would ban zoos and breeding programmes if they did not exist.


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  13. Hey, “Digger”

    If I may have allegedly been one of many here who happened to get very cross with you about this statement of utter falsity:

    Morrison got us through the pandemic

    Then chin up, Squire. You’re always welcome to blunder on back in here with another equally ridiculous statement attempting to defend our beloved Gliberals and National Agrarian Socialists (led as the latter are by this inspirational Hollyweird yapdog fondling beetroot resembling personage) that constitute a “coalition”.

    Quite frankly, you and your ilk being rightfully condemned to the deepest, darkest and most toasty recesses of Hell will never suffice for the pain of those Ozzies conned into wasting their precious votes on you and your ilk.

    Enjoy eternal damnation, you irredeemable imbeciles. May you be intimate with Geriatric Joe, for ever. 🙂


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  14. As always, the Narrative (in this case Ermagerd! Ukro-Nastis Everywhere! Get ’em, Vlad Bae!) has a kernel of truthiness around which layers of prejudice, partisan propaganda, urban legend and outright bullshit accrete.

    The UKRs are either so stupid that they included an Azov chap when Zelensky addressed the Greek parliament, or they have more sway behind the scenes then ‘truthiness’ would suggest. Either way, its difficult to airbrush them out of UKR politics.


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  15. Morrison got us through the pandemic

    Yes, like how the curve at Imola made Ayrton Senna experience rapid acceleration the likes of which he has not experienced since.


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  16. Salmon and Trout couldn’t live in the Antarctic with a 15% foreign GST…?

    err, Pol, this is of any relevance to the many taxation complaints being aired here?

    Remember peoples – when you front up at the polling booth very shortly, you might want to say this to the labore and greenfilth spruikers: “More and higher taxes is not ‘tax reform’, I tells ya”.

    Then after walking into the “polling place”, it’s crude representations of genitalia on the ballot paper time.

    You know it makes sense.


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  17. Okay

    This is weird.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baker_Hughes

    Baker Hughes Company is an American international industrial service company and one of the world’s largest oil field services companies. The company provides the oil and gas industry with products and services for oil drilling, formation evaluation, completion, production and reservoir consulting. Baker Hughes is organized in Delaware (whistles, coughs and hums to self) and headquartered in Houston.

    https://www.rigzone.com/oil/jobs/postings/1135618_administrator?s=8

    Administrator
    Baker Hughes Featured Employer
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    Posted: Apr 08, 2022
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    Company: Baker Hughes
    Skills: Operations Management, Secretarial or Administrative
    Experience: 4 + Years
    Education: Bachelors/3-5 yr Degree
    Location: Moscow

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    Sanctions? We don’t need no filthy sanctions!


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  18. Quite frankly, you and your ilk being rightfully condemned to the deepest, darkest and most toasty recesses of Hell will never suffice for the pain of those Ozzies conned into wasting their precious votes on you and your ilk.

    Hey dickhead, pull your socialist loving head in. You do not know my ‘ilk’ mate… If you think I will stand by and allow a big mouth wind bag to shoot off his stupidity without responding, you have the wrong person…

    Go fuck yourself…


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  19. Grate work, Digger.

    You’ve done well, Squire. The inadvertent block quote fail, leavened with the subsequent mouth foaming is a wonderful touch. 🙂

    There should be more of it.

    Oh wait, there already is – every time St Ruth deposits another sticky stinky self righteous spray about him being the bestest truck driver* ever.

    Digs – don’t take any of this (alleged) abuse personally.

    Cats just like themselves to have an unwitting gliberal pardee spruiker every now and then. 🙂

    *No holes in the floor (allegedly) …


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  20. Old Bloke:

    I was hoping that he would expand on the tax reduction plan for people who lived more than 200 kms from capital cities, but that didn’t get a mention. It sounds like a good idea, it would encourage decentralisation and act towards stabilising home prices in the capital cities.

    Fair enough, but I reckon it needs to be at least 500km.

    Something else he touched on but didn’t expand on was the 40 year wait for the new subs, and how the US Navy has just mothballed some perfectly good LA Class submarines. When Abbott was PM he was toying with the idea of leasing them and borrowing the crews to train our blokes, that idea was jettisoned when Turnbull took over unfortunately.

    Seeing as we look to be heading toward a war or at least a military confrontation of some sort, anything is better than nothing.

    Nope, not embarrassed, I can’t find anything particularly praiseworthy in the Liberal Party’s economic performance.

    Amen – unfortunately the Liberal Party aren’t listening any more. We don’t matter.


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  21. Salvatore:

    My read: Lots of non-English-speaking freeloaders who’ll never work, will hoover up resources, housing, medical services, etc & will have an attitude of contempt toward Australia.

    They’ll stay right up to the point we start sending out letters ‘inviting’ them to register for the call up. Then watch them scarper.
    I wonder if the 3 million or so border crossers have taken that scenario into consideration in the US?


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  22. This morning I watched a video that explained the current power struggle in the US isn’t a war between Left and Right, instead, it’s a class war. The Left/Right friction is just to hold our attention.
    On reflection, I have to agree with it.
    /Discuss.


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