Federal Election Night 2022


The Polling from Humours of an Election series, William Hogarth, 1755

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egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 6:36 am

Watching the ALPBC Plibbers worse than useless. A Liars affirmative action appointment. All conquering Albo safe for this term thanks to KRuddy.

Watching Plibbers sedated by horse tranquilisers is worse than watching Biden – dummy-spitting KRuddy would make Biden look like the better alternative leader – maybe he should have what she’s having?

RacerX
RacerX
May 22, 2022 6:36 am

Albo as PM was easy to predict in reality and Morrison deserves what he got. From here we’re going to get exactly what we’ve just voted for.

We are off on a government & media driven crusade to bring inclusiveness and diversity to the land all while restoring equilibrium to the planet. Good news is PM Albanese has promised real wage growth.

Welcome to the Peoples Republic of Australia 2022 and good luck.

duncanm
duncanm
May 22, 2022 6:36 am

m0ntysays:
May 21, 2022 at 11:47 pm
Encouraging to see Wong and Albo both leading up front with the mandate for change. You know what that means, Cats! Lots of stuff that you lot will hate with a passion.

Good.

I’m not sure if you’re saying ‘good’ because you like to see your political opponents suffer, or ‘good’ because you like the policies. It matters not which, but pulls back the curtain on you a little more.

As Oh Come On says – Albo/Wong definitely have the biden vibes.. though Wong is the Obama and Albo the *(clueless) Biden.

I think Plibbers is more of a Nancy Pelosi.

duncanm
duncanm
May 22, 2022 6:38 am

Let the routing of the wets begin. There’s a silver lining.

Miltonf
Miltonf
May 22, 2022 6:40 am

So when do we know outcomes for the senate?

Petros
Petros
May 22, 2022 6:40 am

So people in Warringah want trans men to play in women’s sport and use their toilets?

duncanm
duncanm
May 22, 2022 6:41 am

oh… and I think our future is more aligned with NZ than the US.

Abo rights front and centre, racial discrimination and powers allocated to the indigenes. Reliable power shut down, economy in full reverse while everything is locked up for the green feels.

.. and the majority of the population will just lay back and think of gaia.

Miltonf
Miltonf
May 22, 2022 6:41 am

Warringah sounds much more Mosman than Forestville these days

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 22, 2022 6:43 am

We are off on a government & media driven crusade to bring inclusiveness and diversity to the land all while restoring equilibrium to the planet. Good news is PM Albanese has promised real wage growth.

We won’t get any of those things. The Left is intolerant not inclusive. Their idea of diversity is to ban anyone who thinks differently from themselves. The planet will ignore them and do its own thing. And wages will go backwards except in raw numeral terms. In Venezuela the workers get paid more and more bolivars each year, but weirdly their wages are worth less and less. It will be the same here.

As for the word “crusade” I think “jihad” would be more apt.

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 6:43 am

Albo’s speech is as much directed at the teals and Senate independents as it is the public. He’s got the job in front of him to herd those cats. He’s probably the best man in the country for that job though, given how well he did it under Gillard in minority. Doing it with a handful of Reps votes up his sleeve should be a doddle in relative terms, especially since the Libs will be a rabble.

Someone managed to sideline Plibbers throughout the Election campaign, as highlighted by even the MSM.

Is it no coincidence that the seemingly oft sedated Plibbers’ husband is an ex drug dealer?

Miltonf
Miltonf
May 22, 2022 6:44 am

I assume Pain in back but at least Falinsky is gone. That is good news.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 22, 2022 6:46 am

Who’s going to lead the Libs?

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 6:56 am

I nominate KD and his trusty sidekick, Pancho Sanches. ?

Never thought I’d see Rabz write that, FMD.

rickw
rickw
May 22, 2022 6:57 am

Starvation will be a good “wake up call” for the City folk.

That’s why I just brought a three point linkage rotary tiller! Vege garden here we come! Plus some livestock! Just need a spark ignition generator to run on wood gas and a home brewing kit and I get to BBQ and drink while watching my neighbours starve due to their own stupidity.

rickw
rickw
May 22, 2022 6:59 am

So people in Warringah want trans men to play in women’s sport and use their toilets?

They may not have thought it through…

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 22, 2022 7:03 am

Who’s going to lead the Libs?

Who cares?

I was looking at the tally room numbers. Swing in the HoR is all against the Libs, -4.5% Nats and Labor both went backwards a little bit.

Maybe the Libs should decide whether they’re chasing the demographic they should be chasing. (Hint, no you aren’t.)

Vicki
Vicki
May 22, 2022 7:04 am

Hardly slept a wink last night. Just couldn’t. Husband slept the sleep of the innocent – looking forward to Formula 1 Qualifying for Spanish Grand Prix this morning.

It is what I expected in one way – masses turned out to punish Morrison & his mob. But they in fact, in votes, punished both Majors – with the Labor getting less than 30% of the primary vote.

I suspect that the huge vote for the Greens & the Teals came not merely from the female vote (I suspect a lot of them voted for Independents) but from the 18-25 year old voters. Remember, this is the generation who have sat through their entire primary school life with pictures around the classroom showing how we are killing the planet! Then, at high school, they were required to do Science assignments explaining how we are doing just that!
These kids (& now young voting adults) have been effectively brainwashed. I have seen it with my own grandkids. Had an intense “discussion” with 16 year old granddaughter (highly intelligent) on Mothers Day about regenerative farming. Now, I support many principles of the latter – but was stunned at the intensity and knowledge she had acquired from “Geography” at school. Not sure if though if she knows much about the essentials of that subject.

I digress. What really shocked me is that an Independant who lives, as I understand, in the Blue Mountains, won a landslide in North Sydney! I doubt if many, if any, voters know this. At least, I suppose, it got rid of that waste of space – Trent Zimmerman. But the newbie, again from what I understand, is a very deep shade of Green.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 22, 2022 7:06 am

Would Angus Taylor be a chance to lead?

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 22, 2022 7:07 am

That was swing on primary vote btw, not 2pp.

rosie
rosie
May 22, 2022 7:08 am

We’ll be fine Monty.
Enjoy the politics but it’s a sideshow, not the main game.

rosie
rosie
May 22, 2022 7:11 am

Clive’s 80 million was pocket change.
No-one is worried about his ROI.
You may not have noticed but most of us thought his policies were a little not very good.

Vicki
Vicki
May 22, 2022 7:12 am

Hey rickw- a three point linkage rotary tiller! Exactly what I need! My vegetarian patch, with all this rain, is overgrown with weeds. Only pumpkin, rocket and a small plantation of mint & basil are holding their heads up. Husband too busy with other farm chores, & tilling with hoe in these conditions beyond me as garden is about 10m x 2m.

Battery or electric, Rick?

rickw
rickw
May 22, 2022 7:12 am

I notice that Avi and Rushkan are covering Davos and not the Australian election.

Seems they have a view on where the decisions are actually made.

rickw
rickw
May 22, 2022 7:13 am

Battery or electric, Rick?

Goes on my JD 4110, which would run on canola in a pinch!

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 22, 2022 7:16 am

Maybe the Libs should decide whether they’re chasing the demographic they should be chasing. (Hint, no you aren’t.)

Vicki has a good point on the young voters. Maybe there just isn’t enough of the conservative demographic out there anymore.
Libs needed to attract the Labor voter that’s mostly disinterested but likes to blame someone for something. ScoMo gave them plenty of reasons to kick his arse.
Labor premiers think it’s a stamp of approval for them but it also could be seen as a people punishing the Libs for allowing the covid cruelties. The coming state elections will prove it right or wrong.

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 7:19 am

The fake Moderates got beat, the real Moderates didn’t lose any skin and Andrew Constance won Gilmore from Labor.
Liberals put up a Right Winger in Menzies and lost the Seat for the first time ever.
Peter Dutton is a Moderate, that’s why Labor is terrified by the prospect of him leading the Liberal Party.

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 7:23 am

https://mobile.twitter.com/SincDavidson/status/1527967645341216769

Pwong looks radiant of late – prolly as she knew they were up against a marshmallow as their opponent.

Time now for blancmange policies?

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 7:26 am

Holmes ‘a Court identified the Liberals fake Moderates and took them out.

That wasn’t a fluke, yet the Liberal Party was unable or unwilling to see that Zimmerman, Dave Sharma, Tim Wilson, Josh, Katie Allen are all flakes with a massive sense of entitlement.

Vicki
Vicki
May 22, 2022 7:27 am

Farmer Gez – my thought exactly.

As I lay awake all bloody night I went through the ex Lib front bench in my head. None of the ladies up to it. Porter gone, Joshua gone, Birmingham performed well in campaign – but no, the rest not up to it,

Angus Taylor came from KPMG & has broad big business background. More importantly, comes from grazing family (Monaro region?) & should ( though this is NEVER a guarantee) understand the rural sector which is expected to do some pretty heavy lifting in the coming years.

Just on the latter. It really pissed me off that commentators noted Morrisons’s lack of understanding of the disasters of the fires and floods – but, to a man, failed to note his failure during the millennial Drought. The latter, in my opinion, was the most damaging to the collective psyche in the regions. It was devastating. Even on our small holding I will never forget when, with bare paddocks, we were told by local Ag store, that they couldn’t get any more stock feed. The city folk were not aware of the widespread suicides of menfolk on the land during those two awful years. And Morrison? Not a clue. All he could come up with was some financial support for families which required a 40 plus page questionnaire. No widespread visits to regions as even the urban John Howard managed.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 22, 2022 7:28 am

Ed
Menzies lost. Can’t find that fact other than it’s neck and neck with only a handful of votes in play.

132andBush
132andBush
May 22, 2022 7:29 am

You just need to get enough people to be enthused enough to vote for a “one issue” candidate (lets say Trans rights), then you have stripped the opposing party of a % of votes. Multiply it on single issues.

They aren’t going to win with 2% of the vote. Who cares? But they are going to strip an opposing party with a thin majority of votes. Fund them.

That’s what happened today.

So what should be a fringe issue (trans) is the same as a party abandoning it’s core principles?

He’s in a position of strength now, eh? Who would’ve thought being OUT of power gives you strength!

If they can’t make and argue the case for basic liberty and the right for people to chose what’s best for them. If they can’t make and argue the case for solid “base load” power generation thus giving this country back the only competitive advantage in manufacturing it had, when a simple bloke like me has never lost in debate on these subjects with all manor of people, then FUCK THEM!

They deserve bankruptcy for they are all morally bankrupt, incestuous, self serving dogs!

Would say more but have to get going. An honourable profession awaits.

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 7:30 am

Peter Dutton is a Moderate, that’s why Labor is terrified by the prospect of him leading the Liberal Party.

Is that why Micallef desperately tries to paste him as ‘V for Vendetta’/Hannibal Lechter et al?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QI_r15YRoo

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 7:32 am

Labor premiers think it’s a stamp of approval for them but it also could be seen as a people punishing the Libs for allowing the covid cruelties.

Labor went backwards from a low base in Queensland, huge loss in Griffith where the Greens doubled their vote since 2013, mostly at Labor’s expense.
Now hold only 5 of the 29 Seats.

Vicki
Vicki
May 22, 2022 7:33 am

Sorry-forgot to mention Dutton. He da man, I think. Got to have some pot-stirrer who will hit them with some muscle.

Geez – with China prowling the oceans around us – you’d think the punters would stick with a Party that is prepared to defend the country. But no….. we have a “climate emergency”…..

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 7:36 am

Peter Dutton is a Moderate, that’s why Labor is terrified by the prospect of him leading the Liberal Party.

Is that why Micallef desperately tries to paste him as ‘V for Vendetta’/Hannibal Lechter et al?

Use your brains here.
If Peter Dutton was leading the Liberal Party to Electoral Disaster, do you really think that the Labor Party would have any problems with him doing just that?

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 7:36 am

Maybe the Libs should decide whether they’re chasing the demographic they should be chasing.

Still in the bunker, having Labor call the shots, hence the Globalist bulldust.

Injun Lib candidate (cannon fodder) in my staunchest of Labor electorates, but at least one sees the aspirational grass roots of the Party and not just Labor vote herd immigrants, that they assume will ALL vote Socialist.

MatrixTransform
May 22, 2022 7:39 am

this parliament is going to be marked by high inflation and interest rates

low-risk my arse … has the dollar gone off a cliff yet?

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 7:40 am

If Peter Dutton was leading the Liberal Party to Electoral Disaster, do you really think that the Labor Party would have any problems with him doing just that?

Of course not, even Labor aren’t dumb enough to ‘interrupt their enemy whilst they’re making a mistake’ (c/- Napolean?).

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 22, 2022 7:40 am

Yep Vicki,
ScoMo thought his healing presence was enough to placate the congregation rather than a decent plan. He let the states run drought as he did with covid.
Enough of the Happy Clapper!
Taylor has that calm authoritative manner much like John Anderson, plus the rugged good looks which still is a seller with the lady voter. I know it is sexist but every pollster knows it’s a fact.

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 7:44 am

Zimmerman, Dave Sharma, Tim Wilson, Josh, Katie Allen are all flakes with a massive sense of entitlement.

University education and no real life experience?

Reminiscent of D’Souza mowing down some woke Oxford Uni student wankers in a forum.

MatrixTransform
May 22, 2022 7:45 am

the 18-25 year old voters

I reckon that has a lot to do with it too, vicki

the kiddies swung green, and their ever so clever and sober-minded parents and nannas went as far green as they could stomach.

What’s that colour?

… oh yeah, moldy

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 7:45 am

Menzies himself was a Moderate and he still had a few close calls.
Scotty came across as a flake.
Yeah, oldsters who were always going to vote Liberal anyway were mighty impressed with Katherine Deves, but she was a net loss overall.

OldOzzie
OldOzzie
May 22, 2022 7:50 am

Vickisays:
May 22, 2022 at 7:04 am
Hardly slept a wink last night. Just couldn’t. Husband slept the sleep of the innocent – looking forward to Formula 1 Qualifying for Spanish Grand Prix this morning.
It is what I expected in one way – masses turned out to punish Morrison & his mob. But they in fact, in votes, punished both Majors – with the Labor getting less than 30% of the primary vote.

I suspect that the huge vote for the Greens & the Teals came not merely from the female vote (I suspect a lot of them voted for Independents) but from the 18-25 year old voters. Remember, this is the generation who have sat through their entire primary school life with pictures around the classroom showing how we are killing the planet! Then, at high school, they were required to do Science assignments explaining how we are doing just that!

These kids (& now young voting adults) have been effectively brainwashed. I have seen it with my own grandkids.

Vicki,

Will just survey the wreckage quickly – incredible that Labor gets in on 30%, and same as you, having digested last night, will get long black and watch recorded F1 P3 and Formula 1 Qualifying for Spanish Grand Prix

My kids voted Teal – Steggall – they and all their friends think she is great and along with all Grandkids think Climate Change – it has been pounded in throughout both generations education

As my Wife just said, they will learn what Misery is when Labor brings in Death Duties after they have (as they always do) further screwed further the Australian Economy and shut down Coal

To Quote Michael Smith News “Rue the Day”

Plus

There is a God

Best news of the Day Kristina Keneally lost Fowler

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 7:54 am

University education and no real life experience?

No, just a massive sense of entitlement, but their real problem was that they weren’t politically Moderate.
Josh has had a dream run with the Media during his 12 years in Parliament and on John Howard’s staff before that, but the reality is that he’s a prickly little guy with a thin skin.

Graham Richardson has lavishly praised Josh in print as a future Leader of the Liberal Party, he wouldn’t do that if he thought Josh would really be any good in the job.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 22, 2022 7:57 am

Dutton seems to be it according to all sources.
His job is opposition and quickly rubbing off the gloss that the media will paste on Albo.
He’s the man for the job in that sense but big doubts on his appeal as a PM.

rosie
rosie
May 22, 2022 8:02 am

Should have been Dutton last time.

Boambee John
Boambee John
May 22, 2022 8:03 am

Ed Casesays:
May 21, 2022 at 10:57 pm
When you stand up a Candidate like Katherine [Netball is an Issue] Deves in a seat you held for 70 years, Voters elsewhere are entitled to conclude you’re not very serious and probably a grifter.

Dickless

Are you suggesting that “Scotty’s” Stradivarius was out of tune? Or maybe just a banjo?

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 8:04 am

Menzies himself didn’t have appeal as PM, neither did Fraser and Howard.
All Dutton has to do is keep it simple and not make promises he hasn’t thought through, like Tony Abbott did, which brought the 2013 Liberals undone in less than 2 years.
They had been scrambling ever since and now it’s over.

calli
calli
May 22, 2022 8:06 am

Maybe there just isn’t enough of the conservative demographic out there anymore.

No. Not as we know it anyway. Years of soft, government dependent living will do that, combined with indoctrination of youth to any number of foolish causes.

There will always be pockets of genuinely aspirational people – Howard tapped in to those. They are diminishing as government takes an increasingly prominent role in our lives, including holding the purse strings. It’s malignant and manipulative and irresistable.

Old fashioned “conservatism” – the primacy of family, faith, hard work for reward is gone. It will only return when the money runs out. Or hardship comes in other ways which I don’t want to imagine this early on another beautiful morning.

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 8:07 am

just a massive sense of entitlement

I think you’ll find the former is the root cause.

A simple look at humans real life behavior on YouTube should suffice.

For example, say: “How to build a better toaster“.

Some wanker undergrad will do a little research, paying little heed to say a century of human wisdom/knowledge employed in a relatively simple device, the culmination of subject matter knowledge.

“Hey, I’m one of the leaders of tomorrow” type sh1te, when most innovation comes from industry schleps toiling away at the grindstone.

Sure, Bell Labs contributed to (inadvertently) discovering the ‘Cosmic microwave background’ (CMB) radiation, moved cinema audio decades ahead at its inception, etc., but these were seasoned workers, not wet-behind-the-ears wankers.

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 8:08 am

The other message is:
Openly Gay candidates are electoral poison.
Preselecting one of these blokes is like saying to the female part of the Electorate [which is where the Election was lost]:
You’re not even worth fucking

OldOzzie
OldOzzie
May 22, 2022 8:09 am

Australia Election – COVID Knucklehead Scott Morrison Out, Climate Change Knucklehead Anthony Albanese In

May 21, 2022 – Sundance

After allowing the various state premiers to brutalize the citizens in each of the states with catastrophic COVID restrictions, mandates and compliance regulations, the conservative Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison, has lost his feeble attempt to win reelection.

Australia has replaced Morrison with Labour party candidate Anthony Albanese. The COVID dictator is out, and the Climate-Change dictator is now installed. Good luck Australia.

(Via MSM) […] “We hand over this country as a government in a stronger position than when we inherited it when we came to government (in 2013),” Morrison told a gathering of Liberal supporters in Sydney late Saturday night. He said it had been a “privilege to lead this great party and lead this great nation” but that he, as leader, would “take responsibility for the wins and the losses”.

“As a result I will be handing over the leadership at the next party room meeting, to ensure that the party can be taken forward under new leadership,” he said.

“It’s a night of disappointment … but it’s also a time for coalition members and supporters all across the country to hold their heads high. We have been a strong government. We have been a good government. Australia is stronger as a result of our efforts over these last three terms.” (read more)

(Via Politico) – […] Opposition leader Anthony Albanese will be sworn in as prime minister after his Labor party clenched its first electoral win since 2007.

Labor has promised more financial assistance and a robust social safety net as Australia grapples with the highest inflation since 2001 and soaring housing prices.

The party also plans to increase minimal wages, and on the foreign policy front, it proposed to establish a Pacific defense school to train neighboring armies in response to China’s potential military presence on the Solomon Islands on Australia’s doorstep.

It also wants to tackle climate change with a more ambitious 43 percent reduction in greenhouse gas emissions by 2050. (read more)

The biggest winners…

calli
calli
May 22, 2022 8:09 am

Eggsly!

😀

Crossie
Crossie
May 22, 2022 8:11 am

18-25 year olds have always voted green or socialist, it’s the working classes abandoning both major parties this time that gave us yesterday’s result. Neither Labor nor Liberals have anything to offer aspirational voters and young families.

Another demographic that will pay dearly for the green swerve by Liberals and subsequent electoral rout are retirees living off their super which is about to dissipate in the “Great Reset”.

OldOzzie
OldOzzie
May 22, 2022 8:13 am

Ed Casesays:
May 22, 2022 at 7:45 am
Menzies himself was a Moderate and he still had a few close calls.
Scotty came across as a flake.
Yeah, oldsters who were always going to vote Liberal anyway were mighty impressed with Katherine Deves, but she was a net loss overall.

Ed,

I put Katherine Deves at 4 and told her in email saying that, that “She was the Best of a Bad Bunch”

Anchor What
Anchor What
May 22, 2022 8:14 am

He’s the man for the job in that sense but big doubts on his appeal as a PM.
Have the media anything else to offer apart from the well-worn “woman problem”?

hzhousewife
hzhousewife
May 22, 2022 8:14 am

Every time you post Vicki, I am in absolute agreement with you. Couldn’t get off to sleep easily last night either. Re regenerative farming, get your granddaughter to read the several excellent articles about Sri Lanka on the WattsUpWithThat website (can’t link, on iPad).
The more I think about it, the happier I am with this result, because of the deadwood clearance. Will wake some lazy people up. The cat fights will be illuminating. Politics as an industry will thrive because it can vote itself more money, forever.
I don’t know how much acreage you want to turn into veg but No Dig ( Charles Dowding) has worked like a charm in our regular back yard, only need veg for two here though. I suspect a tiller is better for larger space, but I began with cardboard packing boxes smothering weeds.

Boambee John
Boambee John
May 22, 2022 8:15 am

m0ntysays:
May 21, 2022 at 11:31 pm
The UAP is a complete stinker.

Simon Holmes a Court tipped in $12M and will get infinitely more ROI than Clive will for his $80M or whatever.

Indeed. With Ruinable power the way of the next few years, he will get billions in subsidies for “cheap” electricity. He should be able to afford a few more rich spoiled wymminses to put on the Teal. (Or is that azure?)

Vicki
Vicki
May 22, 2022 8:15 am

Farmer Gez- thanks for the lighter note – we need it at the moment.

Yep, us ladies (even us older ones!) like the looks of Angus AND Matt Canavan – have told husband I reckon Matty is the sexiest bloke in Aussie politics!

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 22, 2022 8:17 am

Ed
You’re harking back to another era when people actually disregarded looks or a big smile and voted on substance.
Having grown kids you unfortunately get an insight into the twenty something new world and it’s disturbingly superficial.

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 8:19 am

Scotty saved a fair few seats for the Liberal Party in that last week, he won the Campaign, but the fake Moderates did him in.
Also a mistake to take Josh on the Campaign, he’s electoral poison.
Labor won maybe 74 seats, but they’ve got huge problems finding new voters, massive Chinese Immigration is their only hope.

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 8:20 am

Albanese hasn’t got looks or a big smile, but he still came out on top.
How do you explain that?

calli
calli
May 22, 2022 8:22 am

Old fashioned “conservatism” – the primacy of family, faith, hard work for reward is gone.

I should modify that. It is “gone” in the sense that major parties will support it, not that there isn’t a great wodge of the community that values these things.

The newly minted “Voices” won’t be giving these people a voice. They will have to do it for themselves.

hzhousewife
hzhousewife
May 22, 2022 8:22 am

I seem to recall Angus Taylor has a bit of a landed gentry background with scandal attached, so some dirt digging might upend him, if Labor needs to hobble him. I suspect Dutton is pretty scandal free but HATED by all the lefties I know because of his strict father figure image. Caravan is simply darling! ??

Vicki
Vicki
May 22, 2022 8:23 am

Thanks hzhousewife – re cardboard smothering weeds- a year or so ago I did smother the weeds with tons of mouldy hay I had in the barn which got wet from leaky roof . Did the trick for a while – but also really improved the soil & up came the weeds again.

The joys of agriculture. Although I do approve a lot of regenerative ag practices, some local rabid practitioners sing the praise of “sequence farming” which effectively means letting weeds proliferate. Sorry, no can do.

Damon
Damon
May 22, 2022 8:23 am

“the results of the federal election were overwhelmingly that 2022 was, finally, the climate election.”
What rot. Australia could disappear from the face of the earth, and it would make not a scrap of difference to the climate.

Cassie of Sydney
May 22, 2022 8:24 am

Princess Allegra promised that, if elected, she’d change the climate here in Wentworth for the “better”.

Princess Allegra’s false advertising and empty promises are already coming home to roost. It’s a glum, gloomy and very rainy day here in Wentworth.

Methinks a harbinger of the next three years.

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 8:24 am

Have the media anything else to offer apart from the well-worn “woman problem”?
They haven’t tried that on Peter Dutton, for the same reason they never tried it on John Howard:
It just won’t stick.
Tony Abbott and Scotty, yeah they were vulnerable to the Woman Problem
barb, because it’s true.

Makka
Makka
May 22, 2022 8:25 am

The LNP will not return to Govt unless and until they find a spine. Or, we are hit with a major recession. And don’t think the that the Libs can’t get even greener. I expect to see more on that very soon.

Also, a heads up. If you don’t want this blog to fall into ruin over the coming 3 years then ignore mOron. The turd has re-surfaced like a floater in the dunny and will spend that time goading folks into his idiot bubbles. Ruining thread after thread. RGR redux.

Cassie of Sydney
May 22, 2022 8:25 am

The only good news of a dreadful night is the Fowler result.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 22, 2022 8:25 am

Should have been Dutton last time.

Dutton unfortunately was born with negative charisma. Nothing he can do about it. He can be an effective Opposition Leader but won’t win elections. The electorate has gotten more and more superficial with time.

It was notable that Albo was worked on and coached extensively to get rid of uncharismatic stuff like the sneering and ratty hair to make him softer and less scary.

Crossie
Crossie
May 22, 2022 8:27 am

KK’s loss in Fowler is proof that the working class is jack of Labor’s delusions of grandeur. Even Whitlam was the wrong fit for Werriwa, which used to encompass the same geographical area but there were enough of old rusted-ons to keep re-electing him.

Damon
Damon
May 22, 2022 8:27 am

“Albanese hasn’t got looks or a big smile, but he still came out on top.
How do you explain that?” Easy. Morrison had the job of herding cats, and made a mess of it.

Vicki
Vicki
May 22, 2022 8:29 am

Hzhousewife- yes, Angus was attacked in the last parliament over his family’s problem with an accusation re his family’s use of pastoral land. As I recall, it was unfounded.

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 8:29 am

Albanese hasn’t got looks or a big smile, but he still came out on top.
How do you explain that?

Easy. Australians were so sick of SloMo they made Elbow PM.

rosie
rosie
May 22, 2022 8:29 am

Said last week could live with Elbow win if KK got roasted in Fowler.
I’m serene.

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 8:30 am

Dutton unfortunately was born with negative charisma.

Look out, is that going to be the Labor Talking Point for the next 3 years?
You’ve obviously never seen the guy campaigning, so how would you know whether or not he’s got a presence?

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 8:33 am

Did Scotty suffer a Swing in Cook?
I don’t think so.

Craig Kelly was going to be the Great White Hope of the Right.
Got 8% in Hughes.

Cassie of Sydney
May 22, 2022 8:34 am

“The LNP will not return to Govt unless and until they find a spine. “

I agree but look at the cretinous Victorian and QLD Liberals, particularly the Victorian Liberals. Defeat after defeat after defeat and all the Victorian Liberals do is shift further left. The Victorian Liberals are about to expel the sole conservative remaining in the party. His crime? Being pro-life.

I don’t want a recession but look at the indoctrinated young in this country, particularly in effluent (I use that word deliberately) areas like where I live. None of these privileged young men and women have ever experienced a recession or hardship. I think it’s time, for electricity rations, for power blackouts and so on. Only then will they learn.

1.

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
May 22, 2022 8:34 am

For those wondering what lessons the libs will draw from this defeat.

Senior Liberals say party must address women problem and regain centre after election loss
Liberal frontbencher Simon Birmingham said gender, diversity, and climate change were clearly factors in the party’s defeat

Matt Kean, the NSW treasurer and a leading moderate, said the lesson of Saturday night was “when the Liberal party goes too far to the right we lose in the centre”.

“The Liberal party is at its strongest when we represent the diversity in the community,” Kean said. “Tonight we have had a very strong message from our heartland that we are not representing them.”

Kean said the party must not vacate the space on climate change and must have a credible path to reduce emissions.

What we can’t do is abandon the space on listening to women,” he said. “We can’t have a situation where women are voting for us in lesser numbers than males. That is hugely damaging to the community and we need to listen to women and have policies that respond to their concerns.”

Former deputy leader Julie Bishop also said the party must address the issue of women in the party. “Grace Tame and Brittany Higgins changed the narrative,” she said. “Women were saying [parliament] was not a safe place to work.

“So many Liberal women told me they did not see their concerns, their interests reflected in the party that was led by Scott Morrison and in Coalition with Barnaby Joyce. They just didn’t see them as having any empathy for the concerns of women.

“We as a party need to regroup and listen to the communities and the message they have sent.”

Outgoing Liberal MP Trent Zimmerman said the Liberal party must ensure it represents “the aspirations of the great urban areas that represent a large portion of the economic activity of our nation” or winning government again will be impossible.

“There is a driving desire in the communities I represent for greater action on climate change, for greater action in areas like ensuring there are genuinely more opportunities for women in our communities,” Zimmerman said.

“If we fail to do that we are not living up to the aspirations of our party set by Robert Menzies.”

“When we look at these results across Sydney and Brisbane and Victoria there are clearly lessons for the Liberal party that we need to learn.”

Liberal frontbencher Simon Birmingham said gender, diversity and climate change were clearly factors in the election result and it is “absolutely” time to start preselecting more women. However, the party had paid the price for preselecting the divisive Katherine Deves in Warringah.

“I think these are issues we will have to clearly address,” he said. “We want to make sure we improve the Liberal vote and are competitive to win back safe seats like Warringah and ensure that we hold seats like North Sydney and Wentworth and we have to have not just candidates who reflect those values, as Dave Sharma and Trent Zimmerman unquestionably do, but have to make sure that the party appreciates those values.”

Former Victorian Liberal deputy state director Tony Barry said the Liberals had lost their base.

“It is a teal bath,” he said. [The party] needs to redefine and go back to its original roots and the aspirational class, the outer suburbs – housing affordability is the political fault line in Australia right now and I think we’ve overlooked that.

“The great thing about housing affordability which I think is impacting enormously is, you can’t create conservatives if they have got nothing to conserve. If you don’t own a house, you can’t conserve. That’s our natural constituents and we need to get back to that.”

Former Liberal frontbencher Christopher Pyne said the voting out of female MPs like Fiona Martin was a “big blow to the Liberal party”.

He suggested a possible introduction of gender quotas as the party moves forward from the election loss. “We are going to have to face the facts about the current political scene. They want women … to change the dynamic, to change the culture,” Pyne said.

So basically accept the “all women are shit and must be babied’ premise as well as shut everything down outside the metro areas which are the only ones that count…

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 8:36 am

The only good news of a dreadful night is the Fowler result.

Steady on…

Terri Butler is gone as Labor reaps what Rudd sowed in Griffith, and so is “Josh” Frydenberg, leaving Dutton to take the Libs leadership, the best result possible in the circumstances, as “Josh” would only have taken the Libs further left. With Dutton they might find a redoubt from which to take a stand without dripping wets like Sharma, Wilson and Zimmerman wubverting them from within.

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 8:37 am

How to design an actually good toaster with lessons from the 1940’s
Technology Connections

Dude seems to be (the real deal) tech nerd living in his mum’s basement, but posts some great analytical technical sh1te getting to the heart of the matter.

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 8:37 am

subverting!

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 8:38 am

How did Liberals go in Hughes?
Very well, though pundits here and elsewhere reckoned ditching Kelly
would assure a Labor victory.
Fakes and Flakes brought the Government down, not an absence of rockribbed RightWingers.

Bear Necessities
Bear Necessities
May 22, 2022 8:38 am

Look around

I’m now living in the People’s Republic of Ryan (PRR). My theme song for the next 3 years is TISM’s 5 yards.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 22, 2022 8:38 am

Senior Liberals say party must address women problem and regain centre after election loss

So they’re going to move towards the centre from the wet centre-left? Excellent!
It’s a start anyway.

:-;

Crossie
Crossie
May 22, 2022 8:39 am

Anchor What, ScoMo didn’t have a “woman problem”, he had a people problem. He just couldn’t put himself in someone else’s shoes. Lack of empathy.

Anchor What
Anchor What
May 22, 2022 8:39 am

On cue, Laura Jayes: the Liberals have a woman problem!

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 22, 2022 8:40 am

Chloe’s curtains finally get used.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 22, 2022 8:40 am

Oops, stuffed the emoji. 😉

Cassie of Sydney
May 22, 2022 8:40 am

It was notable that Albo was worked on and coached extensively to get rid of uncharismatic stuff like the sneering and ratty hair to make him softer and less scary.”

Sorry, but you’re wrong, Albanese did a lot of sneering in the election campaign.

People said Howard was uncharismatic, people said Abbott was uncharismatic. I think Dutton will be a competent opposition leader, whether he wins an election remains to be seen. But his charisma or lack of charisma is irrelevant.

Any senate results yet?

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 8:40 am

Former Victorian Liberal deputy state director Tony Barry said the Liberals had lost their base.

Someone in the Liberal Party gets it, at least.

Makka
Makka
May 22, 2022 8:41 am

Easy. Australians were so sick of SloMo they made Elbow PM.

I think that is basically the guts of it. Scummo was a smug looking windsock, smirking his way through the job. He fell into the gig because LNP punters couldn’t stand Turdball and he’s been smirking his way through ever since. Once we got to know him better, it was over. No one likes a smirker.

Two very major mistakes.

Hawaii – the media flayed him alive and the average punter was furiously disgusted with his attitude (real or portrayed by the media) over the whole affair. He turned a great leadership opportunity into an absolute unmitigated disaster that was never forgotten or forgiven

Covid- by enabling the despot state Prem c****, Scummo effectively spurned the base. Certainly enough of the base to deliver a “punish the bastard” vote. Trying to be a windsock, he dug his political grave.

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 8:41 am

Scotty saved a fair few seats for the Liberal Party in that last week, he won the Campaign

What drugs are you on, Grigs?
Plibbers your supplier?

Even SKY News were saying that Scummo was hated in all Capital cities, less so in Regionals, and blamed him for Dave Sharma’s loss.

hzhousewife
hzhousewife
May 22, 2022 8:41 am

I am uncomfortable with the number of Greens in the Senate. If we have to do a “Sri Lanka”, then let’s get it over and done with ASAP. I will be curious to see how overseas investors see us now, re agriculture and energy markets.

Cassie of Sydney
May 22, 2022 8:42 am

“Former Liberal frontbencher Christopher Pyne said the voting out of female MPs like Fiona Martin was a “big blow to the Liberal party”.”

LOL

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 8:42 am

Australians were so sick of SloMo they made Elbow PM.

According to SKY News.

Crossie
Crossie
May 22, 2022 8:43 am

Hzhousewife at 8:14 am, you are right about having to clear out the dead wood from the Libs and it was not going to happen unless they lost and lost badly.

The very low primary vote for both majors is a thunderclap that neither will hear.

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 8:43 am

Matt Kean, the NSW treasurer and a leading moderate, said the lesson of Saturday night was “when the Liberal party goes too far to the right we lose in the centre”.

Correct.
Leave the Right to Labor, Liberals suck at it anyway.
Liberals are a Left of Centre Party, the clue is in the name.

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 8:44 am

“Former Liberal frontbencher Christopher Pyne said the voting out of female MPs like Fiona Martin was a “big blow to the Liberal party”.”

And Pyne’s prolly blown a few in his time.

Rafiki
Rafiki
May 22, 2022 8:44 am

This maybe old news to many here, but it’s worth repeating. Jacinta Price will be a Senator and the NT News reports her saying

“Australia, a very affluent nation, has been taken for a ride by the Greens, by the Left, and they will soon find out what that means.

“But we will be there, working tirelessly making sure the job is getting done no matter what, so we can support the marginalised, so that our businesses are still going, even when we’re faced with such high rates of crime.

“I’m going to go bloody hard, I can tell you that now, because my ancestors would be bloody upset if I didn’t.”

She should be the Coalition leader in the Senate. And I am loking forward to her first clash with Lydia Thorpe.

Crossie
Crossie
May 22, 2022 8:44 am

Somebody predicted that Andrew Bolt would give Albo a tongue bath on his show on Monday. He couldn’t wait until tomorrow night, there he is now on Sky doing just that. Fair weather “conservative”.

Anchor What
Anchor What
May 22, 2022 8:45 am

So Morrison was supposed to be the Fire Chief?
It’s a state responsibility.
He copped it from the media because that’s what they do – attack every Liberal leader who is not a faux conservative like Turnbull.

cohenite
May 22, 2022 8:47 am

Look on the bright side.

The Liberal left just got destroyed.

Matt kean is still there

hzhousewife
hzhousewife
May 22, 2022 8:47 am

OK, off to cook a full English breakfast and have champagne while watching Outsiders. Hubby just remarked that Blot seemed very glum!

Anchor What
Anchor What
May 22, 2022 8:47 am

Morrison criticised for being too slow to supply untested and probably dangerous vaccines that didn’t really work.

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 8:47 am

No one likes a smirker.

“Smartest man in the room” (with demonstratively the lowest IQ).

Fleeced
Fleeced
May 22, 2022 8:50 am

“Australia, a very affluent nation, has been taken for a ride by the Greens, by the Left, and they will soon find out what that means.

“But we will be there, working tirelessly making sure the job is getting done no matter what, so we can support the marginalised, so that our businesses are still going, even when we’re faced with such high rates of crime.

We need to get her in the lower house so she can run for PM.

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 8:50 am

Covid- by enabling the despot state Prem c****, Scummo effectively spurned the base. Certainly enough of the base to deliver a “punish the bastard” vote. Trying to be a windsock, he dug his political grave.
Rubbish.
Dud local Members and dud Candidates is what lost it.
Holmes ‘a Court identified the duds and took them all out.
He did the Liberal Party a huge favor, the question is whether or not they accept that or go on a desperate search for the next Trent Zimmerman.

Anchor What
Anchor What
May 22, 2022 8:50 am

Fitzgibbo: Morrison didn’t bring the Nationals along with him on Net Zero!
Er, the Nats retained all their seats.

cohenite
May 22, 2022 8:50 am

This maybe old news to many here, but it’s worth repeating. Jacinta Price will be a Senator and the NT News reports her saying

Outstanding; that news plus no body’s girl getting reamed casts some light over the whole bloody mess. Now if fatso can spend his money on acquiring a media outlet then more good. Pity about Craig Kelly. But when fatso buys his media he can put Kelly in as manager.

Bruce
Bruce
May 22, 2022 8:52 am

@Matrix Transform

“…watching this shit burn is going to be pretty funny at times”.

Might be the only way a lot of people will stay warm in winter until the next “selection” takes place.

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 8:52 am

We need to get her in the lower house so she can run for PM.
Jacinta Price?
You wouldn’t be a Labor Party troll, by any chance?

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 8:54 am

“Smartest man in the room” (with a room temperature IQ).

Fixed.

Makka
Makka
May 22, 2022 8:54 am

So Morrison was supposed to be the Fire Chief?

Scummo served up his head and that of his Govt on a platter. So the media (who Scottie from marketing should know very well) took it and punters soaked it up.

He was “supposed” to be here in the thick of it , demonstrating empathy and leadership. Doing whatever a PM can. Not smirking on a beach under palm trees drinking mai-tais. The fkg moron gifted Labor with their most effective sound bites- “not my job mate”

m0nty
m0nty
May 22, 2022 8:54 am

What a lovely morning.

We have a Westminster system which tends to create a polarised Parliament with two major parties, but that system has broken down. I wonder if there will be a push by the Teals and Greens for a Constitutional change for proportional representation like in NZ and Europe. Funnily enough that would benefit the Clives of the world because they could actually elect candidates, he might even back it too. The referendum on the Voice might be a stalking horse for a more fundamental change.

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 8:54 am

So Morrison was supposed to be the Fire Chief?
It’s a state responsibility.
He copped it from the media because that’s what they do – attack every Liberal leader who is not a faux conservative like Turnbull.

Politics 101: Perceptions matter just as much, if not more than, reality.

Elbow’s going to find that out very soon too.

Hubris
Hubris
May 22, 2022 8:55 am

It would seem that the Liberal Party, having been led out to a narrowly defined “base” has lost the electorate. Hard to see a comeback. Labor has done surprisingly well But they’ll now be subject to deals with Greens (impossible to deal with) or the other independents.
On the face of it Australia may have broken its two party system.

Ed Case
Ed Case
May 22, 2022 8:56 am

Er, the Nats retained all their seats.
They’re good at PorkBarreling, which is why they’ve hung on.
Plibersek will be making sure the Pork stops from today.

Anchor What
Anchor What
May 22, 2022 8:56 am

Nats retained all seats, but Kieran Gilbert wanted Barnaby to resign.

MatrixTransform
May 22, 2022 8:57 am

negative charisma

**chuckles

Botswana O'Hooligan
Botswana O’Hooligan
May 22, 2022 8:57 am

Labor and the Greens in charge equate to the Taliban without weaponry running the place.

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
May 22, 2022 8:58 am

without dripping wets like Sharma, Wilson and Zimmerman wubverting them from within.

Im sure the ABC already has dressing rooms with the little gold stars already set aside for them to prognosticate how awful the Libs are now.

Anchor What
Anchor What
May 22, 2022 9:01 am

When the media and the left side of politics have completely wrecked our formerly reliable and affordable energy, will they be punished?
No, all of us will be punished.

Crossie
Crossie
May 22, 2022 9:01 am

Makka, exactly, ScoMo is a smirker in the Peter Costello mould who at least didn’t get the chance to smirk at us as a PM.

Fleeced
Fleeced
May 22, 2022 9:03 am

I wonder if there will be a push by the Teals and Greens for a Constitutional change for proportional representation like in NZ and Europe.

A scary thought, monty. I hope not. We already have the Senate for proportional anyway (at least, within each state). NZ haz just the one house.

Cassie of Sydney
May 22, 2022 9:03 am

Rowan Dean is nailing it on Outsiders.

Crossie
Crossie
May 22, 2022 9:04 am

Rowan Dean just opened The Outsiders with remarks that abound on this thread.

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 9:05 am

It would seem that the Liberal Party, having been led out to a narrowly defined “base” has lost the electorate. Hard to see a comeback.

There’s going to be a lot of pain felt in middle Australia outside the inner suburban teal belt in the next three years.

The Liberals will need to channel Menzies and take up the cause of the quiet Australians, not the noisy ones,if they’re to redeem themselves.

Crossie
Crossie
May 22, 2022 9:05 am

Rowan also thinks that Dutton can take the Libs to a win in 2025.

incoherent rambler
incoherent rambler
May 22, 2022 9:07 am

There are many many reasons why the LNP lost. Many.
Not one demographic. Many.

Be clear Scumo lost. ALP did not win (ref primary vote).

Scumo managed to lose the vote of the enjabbed, the unjabbed, the 30 somethings who fled to the greens, the entitled white women, green women, purple wonen etc., youf, aged, in betweens, males, females, rich, poor, tall, short, fat, thin …
In summary he lost votes from all corners.
So the LNP solution will be the same thing once more all over again. They will say “we didn’t move far enough to the left”.

MatrixTransform
May 22, 2022 9:07 am

a more fundamental change

mUnty believes that in 2022 after thousands of years, humans are all of a sudden fundamentally renewed with better plans, hopes and aspirations.

its an enlightenment

what a fucking maroon

m0nty
m0nty
May 22, 2022 9:07 am

It is hard to see how the Libs will become the party of the battlers in the outer suburbs when the Young Libs are full of rich inner city private school boys whose Mums’ friends all just voted Teal. They are just not set up to promote bogans and tradies to leadership positions.

Their choice of leaders are Angus Taylor, an old fashioned squattocrat in the Malcolm Fraser mould, or a cop called Mr Potato Head who is the ugliest man in Australia… on the inside.

The Libs need to visit the hall of mirrors and figure out who they are. If they go further to the right, the Teals occupy their blue ribbon seats for a generation. They probably need to start looking more like the Teals than the front row at a Hillsong convention.

Bruce
Bruce
May 22, 2022 9:09 am

@ hzhousewife:

“I will be curious to see how overseas investors see us now, re agriculture and energy markets.”

I expect our “rice-propelled cousins” to NEVER let a crisis (or an opportunity) go to waste..

“Housing crisis”?

Remind me again about “Crown land” and who is in charge of it. “Spillage”?

Supply-chain issues? Domestic, international and /or “managed”. Follow the money!

Then again, it appears that “freehold” really means just a long lease at the whim of the Junta of the day. Force majeur “rools”.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 22, 2022 9:09 am

Daily Mail. Julie who?

Julie Bishop explains WHY the Coalition lost power – and Grace Tame is part of the reason: ‘Australian women are angry’

Former high-profile conservative Julie Bishop outlined why Liberals lost election
Pointed to high number of female teal independents and impact of Grace Tame
Ms Bishop felt ‘Australian women are angry’, want agendas to change for good

incoherent rambler
incoherent rambler
May 22, 2022 9:10 am

…take the Libs to a win in 202

Will the UN let us have another election?

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
May 22, 2022 9:12 am

will they be punished?
No, all of us will be punished.

Australias new motto…
I dont keep anybody around me who doesnt deserve what they get….. (20 seconds in)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ93TOAq858

rickw
rickw
May 22, 2022 9:14 am

Rowan also thinks that Dutton can take the Libs to a win in 2025.

What’s the point? Why vote for soft socialism when you can get the real thing?

Fleeced
Fleeced
May 22, 2022 9:15 am

It is hard to see how the Libs will become the party of the battlers in the outer suburbs when the Young Libs are full of rich inner city private school boys whose Mums’ friends all just voted Teal.

It pains me to say it, but monty’s right. It’s like I said yesterday, most of the Lib candidates are affluent inner-city types. In the outer suburbs you have houso estates (safe labor) and newer housing estates (“aspirational” voters, ripe for picking up by Libs). Instead of focusing on picking up the aspirationals, they chase the affluent inner city Greens/Teals. And they do it because that’s who they are themselves.

m0nty
m0nty
May 22, 2022 9:15 am

The Liberal Party of Australia being close to losing for the first time the blue ribbon seat named after Robert Menzies… if that doesn’t signify an existential crisis in the Party then nothing will.

cohenite
May 22, 2022 9:16 am

or a cop called Mr Potato Head who is the ugliest man in Australia… on the inside.

You’re the specialist on the inside; Mr Head up his arse.

rickw
rickw
May 22, 2022 9:16 am

mUnty believes that in 2022 after thousands of years, humans are all of a sudden fundamentally renewed with better plans, hopes and aspirations.

Munty believes in endless revolution, sadly he hasn’t realised how that typically works out for short, fat and unskilled ranga’s.

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 9:17 am

The referendum on the Voice might be a stalking horse for a more fundamental change.

Let’s have proportional representation by ethnicity then.

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
May 22, 2022 9:20 am

or a cop called Mr Potato Head who is the ugliest man in Australia… on the inside.

Far better to vote for Mr Rub’n’tug, the brothel creeper to represent lady voters eh monty?

Manuel’s son in charge, what could go wrong.
Farty owls here we come.

Fleeced
Fleeced
May 22, 2022 9:22 am

Let’s have proportional representation by ethnicity then.

They’re working on that.

Crazy times.

MatrixTransform
May 22, 2022 9:22 am

what was that film where the main character has to achieve some impossible goal in 20 minutes or her boyfriend dies?

you know the one where she trips over the dog and fails
then theres another version but this time, she jumps over the dog
eventually she gets it right.

oh that’s it, Run mUnty Run

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 22, 2022 9:27 am

When the media and the left side of politics have completely wrecked our formerly reliable and affordable energy, will they be punished?

Biden and the Bernie bros have been in power less than 18 months and the US is now at this point:

The U.S. Is Entering a Severe Energy Crisis (20 May, via Climate Depot)

The irony is this is in NRO, which is RINO central. So how did your detestation of Trump go for you NR kiddies?

We are maybe three years behind the US, and will catch up when Liddell, Eraring and Loy Yang are closed.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 22, 2022 9:27 am

The referendum on the Voice might be a stalking horse for a more fundamental change.

Ironic – there will be a referendum on an Aboriginal “voice” to Parliament, yet Ken Wyatt has just been voted out?

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 9:27 am

The Liberal Party of Australia being close to losing for the first time the blue ribbon seat named after Robert Menzies… if that doesn’t signify an existential crisis in the Party then nothing will.

Er…monty, Labor’s primary vote is c. 32%; not exactly a glowing endorsement from the electorate.

And Elbow & Co. are about to face their own existential crisis in trying to form and run a government with the support of a loons who imagine that a modern & prosperous nation can be powered by unicorn farts.

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 22, 2022 9:29 am

Groogs the low IQ Dickie Knee act is becoming tiresome, even by your standards.

Rabz
May 22, 2022 9:33 am

Fifteen crossbenchers – WTF?

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 22, 2022 9:34 am

If a week is a long time in politics three years of an Albo government will be a very long time. If the cash rate goes to 3% you won’t be able to sleep at night with the howling.

rickw
rickw
May 22, 2022 9:35 am

If we have to do a “Sri Lanka”, then let’s get it over and done with ASAP.

My guess is they will really try and choke off Sri Lankan refugees. To red pilled on green stupidity.

MatrixTransform
May 22, 2022 9:35 am

Fifteen crossbenchers

Whoo-hoo !!

traffic jam

Rabz
May 22, 2022 9:36 am

So long Keneally*, you evil arrogant loathsome slag.

Guess what – the electorate hates your guts, although I appreciate someone as stupid as you are might not realise it.

*Until labore parachutes her into the senate (again).

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 22, 2022 9:36 am

A hot summer of rolling brown outs should fix the Teal issue.

rickw
rickw
May 22, 2022 9:37 am

And Elbow & Co. are about to face their own existential crisis in trying to form and run a government with the support of a loons who imagine that a modern & prosperous nation can be powered by unicorn farts.

This is going to be hilarious to watch!

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 22, 2022 9:37 am

Julie Bishop explains WHY the Coalition lost power – and Grace Tame is part of the reason: ‘Australian women are angry’

Well better not let in all those Ukrainian refugees then Julie, or they’ll get even angrier when fed up men walk out the door and hook up with women who aren’t vapid fools. And no you can’t have a lot of cats to ease your loneliness, the Teals think they’re bad for the planet.

rickw
rickw
May 22, 2022 9:38 am

A hot summer of rolling brown outs should fix the Teal issue.

That’s Racist!!

(Just practicing!)

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
May 22, 2022 9:43 am

Ed Case says:
May 22, 2022 at 8:20 am
Albanese hasn’t got looks or a big smile, but he still came out on top.
How do you explain that?

15 kg weight loss and a gleaming new set of choppers.
Are you trying to prove my point Ed?

MatrixTransform
May 22, 2022 9:43 am

and ye shall know them by their plumage

please, please, please make it a minority govt

I want to see their true colours

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 22, 2022 9:44 am

The best way to get people to think about electricity is to turn off their air conditioning in February.

rickw
rickw
May 22, 2022 9:44 am

Folks, just letting you know that the ALP voter Thai massage booking site down!!

Big_Nambas
Big_Nambas
May 22, 2022 9:45 am

I hope none of you were or are surprised, I’m not, the result is about what I expected. I am going to learn mandarin so I will be able to speak to our masters in the near future.
I have also bought a pallet of pop corn so I can watch their ABC trying to make the case that it’s good for Australia to become a Chinese protectorate.

Big_Nambas
Big_Nambas
May 22, 2022 9:48 am

The best way to get people to think about electricity is to turn off their air conditioning in February

lived in Perth for 34 years, never had aircon and not planning on it.

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 9:49 am

The Poll Bludger has Labor just crossing the 76 seat line thanks to WA.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 22, 2022 9:50 am

Daily Mail

Why Xi Jinping’s China believes there will be better relations with Australia under a Labor government led by Anthony Albanese

China ‘optimistic’ of better relations with Australia under Labor Government
Claim ALP win brings ‘some possibility of a recovery in Sino-Australian relations’
It has also been noted that ‘attitudes towards China in Australia have soured’

The Beer whisperer
The Beer whisperer
May 22, 2022 9:50 am

Makka, exactly, ScoMo is a smirker in the Peter Costello mould who at least didn’t get the chance to smirk at us as a PM.

Chalk and cheese. Costello knew he was good, while ScoMo only thinks he is.

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 9:51 am

Politics 101: Perceptions matter just as much, if not more than, reality.

Or, as a fellow Instructor once observed: “perception is reality” (for all intents and purposes) – look at the caning Scumoron deservedly received.

Rabz
May 22, 2022 9:51 am

The best way to get people to think about electricity is to turn off their air conditioning in February

Will the gliberals now dump their idiotic commitment to year net zero?

That would mean having to differentiate themselves from the drooling cretins who’ve just vanquished them, so presumably not.

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 9:53 am

China ‘optimistic’ of better relations with Australia under Labor Government
Claim ALP win brings ‘some possibility of a recovery in Sino-Australian relations’

Translation: We expect much grovelling from Mr. Wrong, or else.

The Beer whisperer
The Beer whisperer
May 22, 2022 9:55 am

A hot summer of rolling brown outs should fix the Teal issue.

This will be the best lesson for my children, addicted to air conditioning as they are.

Barry
Barry
May 22, 2022 9:55 am

At least when we refer to Albo as that “bastard PM”, it will no longer be a figure of speech.

First publicly confessed illegitimate PM?

Bourne1879
Bourne1879
May 22, 2022 9:55 am

Has President Xi called to congratulate Albo.

rosie
rosie
May 22, 2022 9:56 am

Getting a coffee and all people can talk about is the football.
Makes me feel happy.

cohenite
May 22, 2022 9:56 am

We are maybe three years behind the US, and will catch up when Liddell, Eraring and Loy Yang are closed.

I’d say closer to 6 months. Liddell and Eraring will go before the end of the year. I’d enjoy the shit except we’re all going to be in the dark, not just the filth and liars. I bet the rich brat and cannon-fucks are busy putting in gas generators at their mansions; if they’re not already there.

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 9:56 am

Ironic – there will be a referendum on an Aboriginal “voice” to Parliament, yet Ken Wyatt has just been voted out?

Senator Jacinta Price is going to be good value on that issue.

Cassie of Sydney
May 22, 2022 9:57 am

“Big_Nambassays:
May 22, 2022 at 9:48 am
The best way to get people to think about electricity is to turn off their air conditioning in February

lived in Perth for 34 years, never had aircon and not planning on it.”

We moved to Perth in the late 1970s from Sydney. We never had aircon, it was prohibitively expensive, and we only had one fan in the house. I don’t recall anyone having aircon and we didn’t have it at school.

However now many have aircon and schools have aircon. The young today are so used to aircon and other luxuries so, I’m looking forward to the inevitable rationing and power blackouts, I suspect that the only way to make young people think is through some deprivation.

Rabz
May 22, 2022 9:57 am

Geriatric Joe’s new press secretary is even more incoherent than he is.

But she’s an angry black lezzo, so any criticism of her utter incompetence is of course, sexist homophobic and racist.

m0nty
m0nty
May 22, 2022 9:57 am

Labor winning with 32% primary tells you that primary means bugger all in our system. They ran dead in Lib seats to elect the teals anyway. In actual Labor seats they did okay.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 22, 2022 9:58 am

Senator Jacinta Price is going to be good value on that issue.

I’m waiting to see Jacinta Price and Lidia Thorpe go face to face..

Bourne1879
Bourne1879
May 22, 2022 9:58 am

Has President Xi called Albo to congratulate him yet ?

Look out for %age of migrants from Mainland China to increase in next three years and not so much from Hong Kong as that might upset Xi.

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 22, 2022 10:03 am

Folks, just letting you know that the ALP voter Thai massage booking site down!!

I hope the Happy Ending will be complimentary today.

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 10:03 am

Labor winning with 32% primary tells you that primary means bugger all in our system.

What it means is that Labor governs – whether in their own right or as a minority – only with the consent of green extremists who want to wreck the only productive industries we have left.

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 10:04 am

And if you want to redistribute wealth, you first have to create it. Good luck with that.

egg_
egg_
May 22, 2022 10:05 am

The U.S. Is Entering a Severe Energy Crisis

Refer: Overeducated University idiots.

Who would’ve cheered on the Green New Deal* the most?

People who (think they) have no skin in the game.

Retards on stilts, those most dangerous people on the planet.

*Authored by a Silicon Valley Injun.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 22, 2022 10:06 am

16m ago
Marles: no deals with crossbench
Jess Malcolm
JESS MALCOLM

Incoming deputy prime minister Richard Marles says Labor will not be doing “any deals” with the crossbench in order to form government, as he declined to reveal what portfolio he will receive to avoid “getting off on the wrong foot” with Anthony Albanese.

Speaking to the ABC on Sunday morning, Mr Marles said the incoming prime minister was “enormously skilled” at bringing people together and would be able to work with independents and minority parties to pass its agenda it took to this election.

“The point that we’ve made all through the campaign is that what we are taking to the Australian people is what we will take to the parliament, so there is not going to be any deals in forming government,” Mr Marles said.

“ I would also make the point, though, that whatever happens in the House of Representatives, we absolutely know that there will be a crossbench in the Senate, as there has been throughout my political life, and working with crossbenchers is always needed in order to get legislation through.”

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
May 22, 2022 10:07 am

And if you want to redistribute wealth, you first have to create it. Good luck with that.

A fact which your true Socialist appears curiously incapable of understanding.

Bourne1879
Bourne1879
May 22, 2022 10:07 am

Can we have a go at making a list of predictions based on Labor policies such as

More policies for the “First Nations” such as treaty, the Voice, some sort of involvement in Foreign Affairs or DFAT to show off our 60,000 year culture etc.

More money thrown at NDIS as it would be heartless to question any rorting.

Increasing power prices as coal demonised and we buy solar panels and windmills from China that are made with coal power.

Kowtowing to China.

Push towards electric vehicles and those using petrol punished.

Climate Change, Climate Change, Climate Change.

One area I will be interested to watch is the trans activist rights as far more women in parliament and how they balance this issue.

Go Peter Dutton.

Minor question. How many votes did Bosi get ? Was Cossack running for something?

m0nty
m0nty
May 22, 2022 10:07 am

Monty, less than a third primary means Labor can never be more than a minority government.

You are still thinking in Westminster bipolar terms. That model is old hat. We have moved to permanent coalition governments. Many pundits will lose their minds over this, but it is not such a bad system. You can still have mandates, they are just more complicated.

Roger
Roger
May 22, 2022 10:10 am

A fact which your true Socialist appears curiously incapable of understanding.

Because they never create any wealth themselves they can only imagine stealing it.

Barry
Barry
May 22, 2022 10:11 am

With the makeup of the Parliament and the mood of the electorate the way it is, I can easily foresee a change to four year fixed terms same as Victoriastan.

This would cement left tyranny for decades to come.

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 22, 2022 10:12 am

Air con isn’t really optional in any apartment built after the 1970s. I more or less got away with it across two Melbourne summers shielded from most sun by a neighbouring building 200m from Port Phillip bay.

areff
areff
May 22, 2022 10:14 am

So, Dutton or one of the spineless wonders, a la Birmingham?

If the former, the Voice referendum will be both the acid test and the first opportunity to clearly state a culture wars position and go to war for it — the forced rediscovery of principle, if you will.

If the latter, God help us

H B Bear
H B Bear
May 22, 2022 10:15 am

Hard to see any Federal government burning political capital on fixed 4 year terms after Keneally in NSW.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
May 22, 2022 10:16 am

China ‘optimistic’ of better relations with Australia under Labor Government
Claim ALP win brings ‘some possibility of a recovery in Sino-Australian relations’

Didn’t China, the ALP and the media all screech in outrage when Karen Andrews said China favoured a Labor win? Bet that goes into the forgettery.

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