Open Thread – Tue 23 Aug 2022


Boar Lane Leeds, John Atkinson Grimshaw, 1881

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H B Bear
H B Bear
August 23, 2022 8:53 pm

Rallying, snipers & Nokia phones.

Nokia and Blackberry are symbols of the perils of trying to stay on top in tech. Interesting case studies. I spent most of my working life with superseded BlackBerrys. It was frankly embarrassing.

johanna
johanna
August 23, 2022 8:55 pm

The BOM was predicting howling winds, crying beasts, until the weekend.

Just stepped outside. It is cold, but there is barely a breath of wind.

Perhaps I am in the eye of a cyclone?

Alternatively, perhaps alarmism is the new normal at the BOM.

The Hungarians know how to deal with that crap. They just sacked the head of their BOM after she shut down a massive national celebration seven hours before a storm that never came.

johanna
johanna
August 23, 2022 9:12 pm

WA residents, be aware that your Health Minister is called … Amber Jade!

A high-level investigation has been opened into the treatment of a 66-year-old patient at Fiona Stanley Hospital (FSH) in Perth’s south.
Key points:

Darshan Arora was allegedly given six times the dose of his medication
His friend says the hospital did not deal appropriately with cultural barriers
The Health Minister says the incident is being taken very seriously

A friend of 66-year-old Darshan Arora said he was given the wrong dose of a blood pressure medication and as a result, fell seriously ill, requiring treatment in the Intensive Care Unit.

“You don’t expect to go into hospital and get worse, or heaven forbid, you don’t come out,” family friend Philip Couper said.

Health Minister Amber-Jade Sanderson said while she only had preliminary details of the case, a SAC 1 investigation had been opened.

I’d be hesitant about anyone who was an adult and still calls themselves ‘Amber Jade’ doing my nails.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Govt Covid Stupidity

So Marles Snarles wants there to be ‘severe’ consequences” for Morrison.

It isn’t near as much as he deserves, however I really really hope Slomo loses a lot of sleep & is frantic with worry.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
August 23, 2022 9:15 pm

I’d be hesitant about anyone who was an adult and still calls themselves ‘Amber Jade’ doing my nails.

She worked as a media advisor for Carmen (C.R.A.F.T.) Lawrence….

Top Ender
Top Ender
August 23, 2022 9:15 pm

RealRukshan’s link to the NZ demo above is interesting…lots of NZ flags being displayed in the procession.

Maybe the average Kiwi has had a gutful of Horseface and her socialism and is going to boot her.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
August 23, 2022 9:18 pm

Bear at 8:53.

I spent most of my working life with superseded BlackBerrys. It was frankly embarrassing.

Amazing.
The Blackberry went from the ultimate symbol of corporate prestige to clunky redundancy in ten years.

cohenite
August 23, 2022 9:21 pm

How the Elites Will Keep Their Lights On

There won’t be enough power to keep everything going so they will make sure they get all they want, and whatever’s left over can be shared out among the rest of us. They will do this as they do everything else, through their superior wealth. They will create a category of “premium consumers” – platinum users, gold users, some name like that — who, by paying extra to the energy companies, will be guaranteed a constant supply of power, even at times of peak use.

This extra fee will be set high enough so that, when added to the already exaggerated costs of energy, it is beyond the resources of the average household. It is ordinary families who will have to put up with the cold showers or cook their meals on a sputtering primus stove by decidedly unromantic candlelight because of windless weather and daily grey skies.

This will be presented as progress and wrapped in weaselly advertising. “Power that’s tailored to your home needs,” the unctuous voice-over will intone through an image of swirling steam. “When you sign up with GoodGas you get just the amount of power you want.” Translated, this will mean you’re offered a “budget” contract with the gas or electricity company stipulating supply at certain hours of the day or week. (The small print, naturally, will “regret that it may not be always possible to maintain supply at the contracted times”.)

Top Ender
Top Ender
August 23, 2022 9:25 pm

Apparently it will cost nearly $.5 million to accomodate “the family” in in the THREE MONTH coroner inquest of Walker, the axe-wielder shot by Constable Rolfe:

THE family of slain teenager Kumanjayi Walker are raising money in the lead up to the coronial inquest to investigate his shooting by Police Constable Zachary Rolfe.

A Go Fund Me appeal to allow the Walker family and Yuendumu community leaders to attend a three-month coronial inquest has been launched.

and

…the family’s goal of $400,000 would support them through the coronial inquest, allowing for legal costs, travel and stay of family and community representatives throughout the coronial inquest.

She said 18 family and community members wished to listen as the lead up to the shooting of the 19-year-old was again detailed.

Ms Fernandez said some of the expenses would be used to fund campaign materials for a vigil and protest as the inquest ran.

Looks like not many people are interested. Amount raised since 8 August so far: $16K

NT News

P
P
August 23, 2022 9:35 pm
Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
August 23, 2022 9:35 pm

a professional trans activist

A. Professional. Trans. Activist.

Who’s paying it, and for what?

Geez, I feel sorry for young Noel.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
August 23, 2022 9:41 pm

the family’s goal of $400,000 would support them through the coronial inquest,

Liquorland are getting the pallets out.

allowing for legal costs,

Servo chicken wings.

travel and stay of family and community representatives

18 people? $400K will put all of them up at Lasseter’s Casino. The Yuendumu crew are entrenched in at least five town camps, let alone their hundreds of skin group living in the town. They can stay there for free.

Add every extended family member of those 18 people, and it’s on like Donkey Kong.

johanna
johanna
August 23, 2022 9:45 pm

The Blackberry went from the ultimate symbol of corporate prestige to clunky redundancy in ten years.

Oh yes. I vividly remember the CEO of a generously funded government research outfit coming back to the office and complaining to his secretary that everyone at the meeting had a Blackberry except him.

What we must always remember about these gabfests is that they are dick-measuring contests. That’s how every major city got ruinously expensive and city destroying trams, for example.

Suspending overseas travel for all but senior politicians would save taxpayers a fortune. Especially the local government crowd.

Old bloke
Old bloke
August 23, 2022 9:47 pm

Wally Dalí says:
August 23, 2022 at 7:49 pm

The monoculture model of spuds, which was pumped up by their versatility as rations for the Napoleonic wars, was a mistake for tenant farmers eggs-n-basket in the first place- but the boom wet and warm conditions which kicked off the blight actually fuelled a boom in butter and kelp, which were mass exports west. Would you choose to settle in to the poorhouse, or settle your debts with work-and food and lodging- in New England, Virginia or Kentucky?

What percentage of the Irish migrants ended up in New England, Virginia and Kentucky rather than the Irish ghettos in Boston and New York? Life in the Irish ghettos would have been tough.

I have a g-g-grandfather who migrated to Boston from north Wales, he joined many others in the westward-ho covered wagon train migration into the interior but, wherever he went to, it didn’t work out for him. He ended up back in Boston working as a bricklayer, his new born daughter died of diphtheria and the Massachusetts winters were worse than Wales, so he and his wife returned broken-hearted to Wales.

Not all of those migrations ended up as success stories.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
August 23, 2022 9:51 pm

THE family of slain teenager Kumanjayi Walker are raising money in the lead up to the coronial inquest to investigate his shooting by Police Constable Zachary Rolfe.

What are they hoping? That the inquest will somehow overturn the court’s verdict?

johanna
johanna
August 23, 2022 9:59 pm

They are hoping for a show trial that will vindicate their grievances, Zulu.

And, the MSM will be right there egging them on.

On another note, just popped out for a smoke and saw the Space Station glowing away in the sky.

I wonder what is going on up there?

Is it childish to be amazed and delighted about the Space Station?

Boambee John
Boambee John
August 23, 2022 9:59 pm

Zulu

They are hoping for a recommendation for major compensation, to make up for the failure of the court to provide “justice”.

Boambee John
Boambee John
August 23, 2022 10:00 pm

johanna

Is it childish to be amazed and delighted about the Space Station?

No.

Beertruk
Beertruk
August 23, 2022 10:01 pm

…the family’s goal of $400,000 would support them through the coronial inquest, allowing for legal costs, travel and stay of family and community representatives throughout the coronial inquest.

A practice run for ‘InVoice?’
You can bet if the InVoice ever gets off the ground, the taxpayer tap wil be jammed full on for this shit forever.

Cassie of Sydney
August 23, 2022 10:01 pm

“The causation is clear.”

The child abuse is clear.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
August 23, 2022 10:02 pm

They are hoping for a show trial that will vindicate their grievances, Zulu.

They are hoping for a recommendation for major compensation, to make up for the failure of the court to provide “justice”.

Thank you to both.

“Gibbet money, white man, gibbet more money..”

cohenite
August 23, 2022 10:15 pm
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
August 23, 2022 10:19 pm

You can bet if the InVoice ever gets off the ground, the taxpayer tap wil be jammed full on for this shit forever.

All the “Voice” will be is a vehicle for the activists, an instrument of division, and an ongoing exercise in “White guilt.”

rickw
rickw
August 23, 2022 10:36 pm

Another friend having yet another round of post vax heart problems….

Top Ender
Top Ender
August 23, 2022 10:37 pm

What happens when you have a big mouth in public:

The ‘drunken’ woman who Nick Kyrgios had thrown off Centre Court at the men’s final of Wimbledon in July is taking legal action against the tennis player.

Anna Palus, 32, was temporarily ejected from the Wimbledon Grand Slam final after Kyrgios told the umpire she had ‘700 drinks’. She denies the claim, saying she only had two and was trying to support the tennis player.

But in a statement, the Polish medical lawyer has decided to bring defamation proceedings against Kyrgios in order to ‘clear her name’.

Daily Mail

rickw
rickw
August 23, 2022 10:39 pm

I wonder if Elbow can beat this record?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFu9uVC-cWg

Black Ball
Black Ball
August 23, 2022 10:43 pm

Hi. Hope you are all well.

DrBeauGan
DrBeauGan
August 23, 2022 10:46 pm

Hi Black Ball! Good to see ya! 🙂

Wally Dalí
Wally Dalí
August 23, 2022 10:59 pm

Of course cities were loci of transport, trade, settlement, industry, opportunity. For these reasons many migrants stick close to city limits now as in the past- also urban settings lend themselves to ethnic ghettoization and ongoing sectarianism, whereas out on the frontiers, odd folk spread through the countryside and isolated are naturally more miscegenous and identify with their new landscape and new occupation.
Look, I’m not trying to rip off any black armbands, I’m just saying that the European diaspora had a lot more flexibility and adaptability, as well as base mercantile motivation, than the squeaky wheels of exploitation narratives would have you think.

Indolent
Indolent
August 23, 2022 11:02 pm
H B Bear
H B Bear
August 23, 2022 11:05 pm

Must be open season on Nick Kyrgios. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Although I think I would crack the sands if I played tennis for a living. Could be worse – you could swim for Australia.

Black Ball
Black Ball
August 23, 2022 11:08 pm

Cassie many moons ago sent me the link to this site but I never clicked on. Be good to have a read through the links etc

JC
JC
August 23, 2022 11:17 pm

I have a g-g-grandfather who migrated to Boston from north Wales, he joined many others in the westward-ho covered wagon train migration into the interior but, wherever he went to, it didn’t work out for him. He ended up back in Boston working as a bricklayer, his new born daughter died of diphtheria and the Massachusetts winters were worse than Wales, so he and his wife returned broken-hearted to Wales.

Not all of those migrations ended up as success stories.

Percent-wise the Irish diaspora would be about the largest in the world as a proportion of those people claiming Irish heritage and what is left now on the Island (in the case of Irish). 7 million Irishmen* left and 75 million around the world.

* Including Northern Ireland.

Mercurio
Mercurio
August 23, 2022 11:22 pm

All the “Voice” will be is a vehicle for the activists, an instrument of division, and an ongoing exercise in “White guilt.”

No, with respect, you miss the point. Linda Burney belled the cat when she said it would be like ATSIC, except ‘they cannot abolish it’. It will be a massive gravy train for the relatives of activists like Burney. ATSIC 2.0.

Mercurio
Mercurio
August 23, 2022 11:24 pm

Bollocks JC. The British diaspora is much larger.

MatrixTransform
August 23, 2022 11:29 pm

Be good to have a read through the links etc

got some Aspro handy?

Mercurio
Mercurio
August 23, 2022 11:34 pm

The Irish population in 1840 is estimated at 8.5 million. So 7 million left?
Pull the middle one.

Top Ender
Top Ender
August 23, 2022 11:35 pm

Appalling! Students in a successful UK school where students are made to:

…attend ‘discipline assemblies’, where they are made to fold their arms as they speak and chant phrases about good behaviour. Some object to new rules that have been introduced, which insist that pupils speak ‘in full sentences, project their voices, sit up straight and listen’. Pupils are also expected to ‘remember basic manners’ and to ‘greet each other’.

The government regulator apparently doesn’t like it:

Spiked

JC
JC
August 24, 2022 12:11 am

Gus

The Irish population in 1840 is estimated at 8.5 million. So 7 million left?
Pull the middle one.

You think both the Republic’s government and Northern Ireland are lying about their respective population size? Don’t believe me then look it up.

Mercurio says:
August 23, 2022 at 11:24 pm

Bollocks JC. The British diaspora is much larger.

In proportion (percent-wise) the British diaspora would mean something like 750 million people claim British origin around the world. Gus, you’re not that bright.

Percent-wise means in proportion, you dunce. Stop making the site stupid as it’s embarrassing for the rest of us.

2dogs
2dogs
August 24, 2022 2:59 am

Then why bother have a GG.

But Monty made the case for this so eloquently last week, when he decried Trump declassifying documents without the formality he imagined was necessary. Our ScoMo had to at least tell the GG at the time, he couldn’t just make it up that he gave himself the authority.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
August 24, 2022 3:44 am

Mongty getting six upticks must be a record, enough to give him a woody all night. Only problem being he doesn’t know what to do with it.

Tom
Tom
August 24, 2022 4:01 am
Tom
Tom
August 24, 2022 4:02 am
Tom
Tom
August 24, 2022 4:03 am
Tom
Tom
August 24, 2022 4:04 am
Tom
Tom
August 24, 2022 4:06 am
Tom
Tom
August 24, 2022 4:07 am
Tom
Tom
August 24, 2022 4:08 am
Tom
Tom
August 24, 2022 4:09 am
Tom
Tom
August 24, 2022 4:10 am
Tom
Tom
August 24, 2022 4:11 am
Tintarella di Luna
Tintarella di Luna
August 24, 2022 5:17 am

Thank you Tom

bespoke
bespoke
August 24, 2022 5:30 am

Good morning inmates.

Openwrt.

feelthebern
feelthebern
August 24, 2022 5:33 am

Gas prices…tasty…if you’re long gas.

bespoke
bespoke
August 24, 2022 5:54 am

H B Bearsays:

August 23, 2022 at 8:53 pm

Rallying, snipers & Nokia phones.

Nokia and Blackberry are symbols of the perils of trying to stay on top in tech. Interesting case studies. I spent most of my working life with superseded BlackBerrys. It was frankly embarrassing.

Nokia mobile was bought out by Microsoft and they installed Windows phone 7/8 on them. I think the the other other manufacturers dropped support for Windows phone soon after.
Pity though! The the only choices know is spyware and a fruity mobiles.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
August 24, 2022 5:55 am

Gas prices…tasty…if you’re long gas.

Is long gas like far gas?

Australia hands UK energy lifeline with fresh supplies – No10 says now NO blackout risk (23 Aug)

BRITAIN has been handed another lifeline as the first shipment of natural gas from Australia arrives in the UK.

For the first time in six years, Europe has turned towards Australia for gas supplies, as a shipment of liquified natural gas (LNG) arrived in the UK. The Attalos gas tanker arrived at the Isle of Grain terminal in Kent, by the mouth of the Thames yesterday, as fears of a gas shortage grip the continent. European leaders are bracing themselves for a nightmarish winter amid concerns that Russian President Vladimir Putin will cut off gas supplies completely.

While some of the natural gas from the Australian shipment will be used in the UK, a majority of it will likely flow into Europe through interconnecting pipelines.

If you want we could send you some coal and uranium too. Well maybe not coal as someone has just discovered another lesser spotted newt at the proposed Mt Pleasant colliery expansion.

bespoke
bespoke
August 24, 2022 5:58 am

Nokia makes makes mobiles again not sure if it’s in Finland.

Dot
Dot
August 24, 2022 6:32 am

We need to talk about Dave Portnoy and Barstool Sports.

custard
custard
August 24, 2022 6:43 am
Vicki
Vicki
August 24, 2022 6:54 am
Vicki
Vicki
August 24, 2022 6:55 am

Sorry about the typos.

The ad uses the latest Top Gun film & is a gentle parody.

calli
calli
August 24, 2022 6:58 am

Forget the Cruel Summer or the Dreadful Heat.

This morning, NSW wakes up to…SNOW CHAOS!

That Net Zero can’t come fast enough!

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
August 24, 2022 6:59 am

I see the esteemed Black Ball was on last night. Excellent.

feelthebern
feelthebern
August 24, 2022 7:01 am

Before anyone gets too pumped up about the twitter whistle-blower demonstrating the bot count was enormous, there are some decent parties out there that are already saying it will be inadmissible if the case sees the inside of a courtroom.

Diogenes
Diogenes
August 24, 2022 7:01 am

Nokia mobile was bought out by Microsoft and they installed Windows phone 7/8 on them.

Nokia was already in big trouble before Microsoft bought a time limited licence to the name because of the dreadful OS Nokia had. Google “Nokia burning platform” for a reminder.

Typed on my Nokia g50

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
August 24, 2022 7:02 am

The teev informs me that snow and black ice has cut off the Blue Mountains, presumably from Sydney.

Obviously, this has never happened before. Ever.

Stupid global cooling. If only there were a tax of some kind you could pay to stop it.

Big_Nambas
Big_Nambas
August 24, 2022 7:09 am

this is where we are going, led by Elbo and co, into economic oblivion!

Half of UK households are facing fuel poverty this winter unless the government does more to help with energy bills, EDF has warned.

Philippe Commaret, a senior executive at EDF Energy UK, said without further support, people face a “catastrophic winter”.

Energy bills are predicted to be nearly three times higher than last winter.

A household is considered to be in fuel poverty if it has to spend 10% or more of its income on energy.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-62643934?mc_cid=25acbbb482&mc_eid=30fe4a4429

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
August 24, 2022 7:11 am

Bern – Elon has subpoenaed him. Which suggests he may be called as a witness. That might make it different.

calli
calli
August 24, 2022 7:14 am

Is it childish to be amazed and delighted about the Space Station?

Not at all. Wonder at marvels is sophisticated.

Have you seen the images from the Webb telescope?

Big_Nambas
Big_Nambas
August 24, 2022 7:16 am

She must have known Elbo and co.

“I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.”
Margaret Thatcher

feelthebern
feelthebern
August 24, 2022 7:17 am

black ice has cut off the Blue Mountains,

Ah, it reminded me of the Fast & Furious, way way back in the X5, V8 purring when ftb hit the black ice.
Lots of slipping & sliding, ended facing the wrong way with no damage apart from some soiled underpant.

That was pre Greta so I didn’t know to blame climate change, instead of me not driving to the conditions.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
August 24, 2022 7:23 am

When dancing on a Mardi Gras float isn’t gay enough (the NT News):

When ABC’s managing director David Anderson decided to dance on a float in the Mardi Gras parade, executives probably thought it would win the corporation a much-desired two points on ACON’s equality index – which marks organisations on how “inclusive” they are.

Why is pandering to this – or any – minority group, and using my money to do it, acceptable?

However, on this occasion, despite attending a high profile LGBTQ event, ACON’s markers did not award the points because there was no evidence he had spoken at any LGBTQ events.

Oh no.

The Australian Workplace Equality Index (AWEI) has a list of categories and instructions on how to score maximum points. Some of the categories including positively promoting LGBTQ issues and getting the CEO to speak about being inclusive.

How is this prestigious brass ring* achieved, you ask?

There are achievement levels for high performers from platinum, gold, silver and bronze.
In 2021, the ABC achieved gold status with 177 points out of a maximum of 200, here’s how:
*Four points for its “all gender toilets” policy.
*Three points for its program First Day, about a trans child starting high school.
*One point for ABC Kids program recognising awareness of Wear it Purple Day, which is a LGBTQ youth charity that features images of a young woman with a mastectomy on its website.
*Two points for Mr Anderson defending ABC’s support of “transition leave” at a Senate Estimates meeting.

Nothing in the entire piece sheds light on what ACON is or does, and I can only make the assumption that first prize, having reached the mythical 200 bonus homo points, is a lifetime supply of monkeypox.

*Fnarrr.

JC
JC
August 24, 2022 7:28 am

Yea Bern, the gas thing is amazing.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
August 24, 2022 7:29 am

John Farnham has had surgery to remove a tumour from his mouth.

55 years of belting out Sadie the Cleaning Lady will do that, every time.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
August 24, 2022 7:33 am

custard says:
August 24, 2022 at 6:43 am
https://russiaun.ru/en/news/220822n

Blah blah blah…..AUKUS?
Asian neutrality threatened because China’s plans to throttle and blockade the region into submission is countered.
Russia also sees the huge supply of gas from Australia as a threat to their own game of energy starvation.
Confirmation of arsehole plans by the two confirmed.

johanna
johanna
August 24, 2022 7:34 am

Have you seen the images from the Webb telescope?

Yes, they are awesome – literally.

I liked the slice of sausage one posted by a scientist with a sense of humour as well. 🙂

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
August 24, 2022 7:38 am

But in a statement, the Polish medical lawyer has decided to bring defamation proceedings against Kyrgios in order to ‘clear her name’.

Medical lawyer?
Ambulance chaser who works for Slipp, Tripp and Faull, Attorneys at Law.

JC
JC
August 24, 2022 7:40 am
lotocoti
lotocoti
August 24, 2022 7:43 am

Half of UK households are facing fuel poverty this winter unless the government does more to help with energy bills, EDF has warned.

What’s more perfect than perfect?
The Just Stop Oil loons jumping on the fuel poverty bandwagon.

Cassie of Sydney
August 24, 2022 7:47 am

“this is where we are going, led by Elbo and co, into economic oblivion!”

And there’ll be no electoral escape from this oblivion. I don’t know whether anyone caught PML last night but he opened his programme with a rundown on the proposed changes to electoral funding and electoral laws. Apparently, such discussions always happen post federal elections, with Labor, Liberals and the Greens participating. Given the new electoral funding proposals, along with increased senate representation for the ACT and NT, which is simply a cover for more Green and Labor senators, we’re heading towards a one party state, which is basically now QLD, WA and Victoria.

Last night, Cory Bernardi, when asked by Paul Murray about these proposed electoral changes, shrugged his shoulders and said (I’m paraphrasing Bernardi), “well you have to hand it to Labor, in power for only three months, they don’t waste any time pursuing their agendas”. Bernardi is right, I would add that, unlike the stupid fucking Liberals, Labor doesn’t squander electoral mandates, however slim. Labor has wasted no time in pursuing its policies. Contrast this with Abbott back in 2013, having just been gifted a huge electoral mandate, he and Hockey went down a bunker for months, Abbott only sticking his head up to defend Bill Shorten’s mother-in-law and insist that she not resign despite her position being untenable, given her daughter’s husband was now opposition leader. Does anyone here seriously think that Labor would have done the same?

As I said yesterday, since the revelations emerged about Scumbag accumulating portfolios like a tinpot South American dictator accumulates medals, Labor’s handling of these revelations are a master class in politics. Labor will milk this and they will also use it to further demoralise the Liberals and Nationals. I suspect it’s working. But as I said, ya reckon the stupid fucking Liberals would do the same in power? My answer is no, because they are so utterly hopeless and so utterly useless, always trying to play the “nice guy”. Being “nice” doesn’t get you anywhere in politics.

Having said all of the above, the gloss and shine will erode when people’s grocery and power bills hit, but I suspect Labor aren’t too worried about that scenario because given the proposed electoral changes, if they can push those changes through the senate, a senate they now almost control with help from the Greens + 1 other, a senate they now almost control thanks to the Liberals’ feebleness and ineptness, because the WA Liberals preferred to preference their ideological enemies over PHON, thus gifting the left control the senate so, the likelihood is that we’re heading for a one party state and any Liberal opposition will be there to perform like a show pony, just like they are in QLD and Victoria.
As for poor old WA, it doesn’t even have a Liberal show pony, and that ladies and gentlemen says everything you need to know about the once great Liberal Party of Australia.

Thanks Scumbag and the Liberals, thanks for nothing.

Vicki
Vicki
August 24, 2022 7:48 am

Re the Space Station: on one very clear night we were sitting outside with family at the farm. The sky was awesome, as it is on clear nights, ablaze with stars and the Milky Way a mass of light. My very observant granddaughter spied the Space Station (identified because of its size compared to other sats) making its way across the Heavens. It reminded me of an even greater thrill when, as a child in the Upper Hunter, we saw Russian Sputnik for the first time. I recall we also once saw the Southern Aurora’s lights one night.

This is a definite bonus of living in rural areas. A Chinese boy who boarded with my grandson was overcome with the night sky when he visited last year. He kept going outside & photographing the night sky to send back to his dad in Shanghai. In retrospect, in view of Jim Molan’s warnings, it makes me a little nervous- although of more relevance was his liking for the farm!

calli
calli
August 24, 2022 7:55 am

I saw that, Joh. Remember the aerospace engineer who was reee-ed at by the wymmynses for daring to wear a fun “space babes” print shirt?

Growing up during the space race, “Telstar” playing on the radio, and nightly bulletins during the many…many Apollo missions, then the adventures and tragedies of the space shuttle – space exploration has been the backdrop of this Boomer’s life. What to many children these days is a “given” was a tremendous wonder back then. Sadly for many of them light pollution means that city kids rarely see the lesser stars, just the big blobs – if they’re lucky.

What was high on this list of US “attractions”? The Smithsonian aerospace in Washington and Houston space centre. Even a photo of me in front of Star Trek’s full-size “Galileo” shuttle blending fantasy and reality.

Something from 53 years ago.

Bourne1879
Bourne1879
August 24, 2022 8:05 am

Articles in the Oz and the Courier Mail concerning Qld teachers who defied orders to get vaxxed being penalised.

They will never stop pushing for the next Vax despite much evidence it is not as safe and effective as we were told a year ago.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
August 24, 2022 8:05 am

That’s not the space station, sheeples!
It is Klaus Schwab’s Orbiting Laser Death Ray machine.
There’s an article revealing all ‘they’ don’t want you to know about it on the Daily Exposé*.
It’s from a trusted internet source.
….
* Only [6] days left to save the Daily Exposé.

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
August 24, 2022 8:07 am

Saw this from last night:

“Pope Benedict, like most able bodied young men was conscripted into the German army at age 16, and at first opportunity, deserted.
His family was anti nazi and any suggestion (a la the Guardian) that he was a voluntary member of the Hitler Youth.”

So…would I be correct in assuming some prog has been hinting that Benedict was sympathetic with Nazi ideology? And the antidote for that calumny is neatly summed up in the rebuttal above.

Well, they can’t say that about Soros. He doesn’t shy away from his involvement at all. He speaks fondly of the time and rubs his ego indecently up against his memory, priding himself on how he kept himself safe by the simple pragmatic expedient doing his little bit to help the Nazis.

No issues there.

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
August 24, 2022 8:08 am

And just saw Black Ball is back.

Greetings and salutations.

Black Ball
Black Ball
August 24, 2022 8:08 am

In Victoriastan comes this:

Police tasked with investigating Labor MPs over the infamous red shirts rort were actively blocked from doing their jobs in a deliberate cover-up to help Daniel Andrews win the 2018 election, a force whistleblower has claimed.

In an explosive statement addressed to the Independent Broad-based Anti-corruption Commission, the whistleblower involved in the investigation has claimed senior police interfered with and obstructed their work.

The 29-page statement, written and witnessed in June, calls for a fresh probe into how the investigation was conducted.

The anti-corruption watchdog refused to comment on its status on Tuesday night.

The emergence of the document comes weeks after the Victorian Ombudsman Deborah Glass said there was no new evidence to warrant another criminal investigation into the red shirts rort or a referral to IBAC.

The whistleblower’s statement claims: “I have new information that the Victoria Police fraud squad investigation into the red shirts matter was interfered with, obstructed and prevented, by senior police high up in police command, from being conducted normally and properly.

“It may also have involved other people outside Victoria Police command.”

The Labor rort saw almost $388,000 in taxpayers’ money spent on part-paying electorate staff to campaign for the 2014 election.

Almost two dozen MPs, including several ministers, were embroiled in the scandal, with Mr Andrews agreeing to pay the money back.

Former minister Adem Somyurek has testified Mr Andrews said “do you want to win an election or not?” when concerns were first raised about the scam.

Victoria Police launched an investigation after the Herald Sun uncovered the rort, but no charges were laid.

A bid to reopen the police investigation earlier this year was rejected because of a lack of new information.

Last November, it was revealed detectives were prevented from arresting MPs over the rort. The police whistleblower was directly involved in the 2018 investigation, arrest of suspects and subsequent interviews.

“The investigators in this case did have a lawful power of arrest, to arrest the suspect Labor MPs, notwithstanding that the suspects had declined to be interviewed,” the statement said. “It was the same power the investigators had used to arrest the 17 Labor volunteers and staffers. For some strange reason the Labor MPs in this investigation were not arrested.”

The whistleblower also claimed detectives were refused permission by police command from obtaining phone records and other computer data relating to MPs.

“The refusal by police command to allow the fraud squad investigators to search thoroughly and gather all of the available evidence, in order to do their job fairly, properly and without fear or favour is very unusual and suspicious,” the whistleblower said.

“I believe that the police investigation and the decision on whether to charge the Labor MPs were intentionally delayed until after the election in November 2018 for political reasons. It is indicative that there probably was political interference in the criminal investigation.”

The statement further claims fraud detectives were frustrated by the decision that no MPs should be questioned.

“The Labor MP suspects should have been arrested and questioned by police, even if they had declined to come in to be interviewed,” the complaint said.

“The suspect Labor MPs were inexplicably shielded and given favourable treatment by senior police for, as yet, undetermined reasons, from being arrested, questioned, possibly charged and even convicted.”

An IBAC spokesman said: “As a matter of practice, IBAC does not comment on whether it has a complaint or investigation before it.”

A spokesperson for the state government said the matter had been thoroughly canvassed by the Ombudsman who had independently concluded there was nothing more to investigate.

“Matters IBAC chooses to examine are a matter for IBAC,” she said.

Victoria Police were also contacted for comment.

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
August 24, 2022 8:12 am

ABCcess mutilating the english language to pander to a poof with the pox.

Australian artist who contracted monkeypox overseas warns others to take the virus seriously

An Australian who contracted monkeypox overseas has spoken out on social media as a warning for people not to treat the disease lightly, saying it caused them severe pain and emotional stress.

Key points:
Henry Boles contracted monkeypox after attending a party in Germany
He has warned others to take the disease seriously
More than 80 cases of monkeypox have been reported in Australia
Perth-based artist Henry Boles has just emerged from isolation in Germany, but documented their quarantine journey on social media.

Boles, 28, contracted the virus in the country where they had previously lived.

At first, they were unsure if they had it because they also have eczema and allergies that presents in hives. However, a doctor confirmed the diagnosis.

Boles said they contracted the virus after putting themselves in a high-risk situation.

I know, it sucks* — it’s an amazing activity — but just for now — you can have it again in a few weeks — but just don’t do it now,” Boles said.

“I wish someone had just slapped me and told me that.”

*Actually, doing that is what got you where you are dickhead.

Imagine pandering to the ‘them/they” style of reporting on factual matters. I was looking for the cojoined twin…

Gilas
Gilas
August 24, 2022 8:13 am

Boambee John says:
August 23, 2022 at 10:00 pm

johanna

Is it childish to be amazed and delighted about the Space Station?

No.

I humbly beg to differ.. and sorry to rain on many parades..

Yes, it’s a great technological achievement, but for what benefit to humanity? Maybe to run selected experiments in zero-gravity situations and provide visual fodder for some movies..
Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of astronomy and human physiology will readily realise that Space will never be “colonised” by humans.
Just do the numbers, nothing more is needed. And that’s before one considers the physics limitations imposed by Special Relativity.

This belief/hope comes from the same human arrogance and God-complex delusion that makes innumerate, arrogant cretins believe that they can control the weather.
It will, however, keep those space-program $$s flowing.
So there’s that…

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
August 24, 2022 8:13 am

An IBAC spokesman said: “As a matter of practice, IBAC does not comment on whether it has a complaint or investigation before it.”

Two weeks ago they confirmed they had received a complaint against Matthew Guy over his chief of staff.

Cassie of Sydney
August 24, 2022 8:19 am

“Well, they can’t say that about Soros. He doesn’t shy away from his involvement at all. He speaks fondly of the time and rubs his ego indecently up against his memory, priding himself on how he kept himself safe by the simple pragmatic expedient doing his little bit to help the Nazis.”

Yep. Soros actively collaborated with the Nazis.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
August 24, 2022 8:22 am

From Pox News above:-

Henry Boles contracted monkeypox after attending a party in Germany
He has warned others to take the disease seriously

He?
He?
Preferred pronoun fail!

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
August 24, 2022 8:23 am

Sometimes I wish alien space-cruisers arrived, pulverised the Earth from space with destructo-rays and space-bombs before sending down forces in robotic suits to subjugate the surviving humans to work as slaves in their space-mines.

Because it might be enough. It might pass a sort of threshold. It might prompt Rowe to draw about something else.

But, who am I kidding. All of Rowe’s aliens would be drawn naked and would look like Morrison. There would be space-barrels with the word ‘PORK’ written on them, there would be that drab monochrome figure of Dutton in the background somewhere, there would be photos of an alien-Howard and an alien-Abbott on the wall – you know the sort of thing…

Dr Faustus
Dr Faustus
August 24, 2022 8:25 am

From Custard, above:

What Russia says:

Upon our initiative, in February 2021, the Russian-American Strategic Offensive Arms Treaty was extended for five years. We took the initiative to reaffirm the principle that a nuclear war has no winners and must never be started in the joint statement of the five nuclear powers, which was adopted on January 3 of this year. It also emphasized the need to prevent not only a nuclear clash, but also any military confrontation between nuclear powers. It is imperative that all signatories of the statement demonstrate their commitment to these provisions.

In principle, we remain open to cooperation to reduce tensions, stop the arms race and minimize strategic risks. However, this requires our Western colleagues to be interested in this as well. So far, we have not seen such interest on their part.

What Russia does:

FROM A BASE in the Ural Mountains on 26 December 2018, Russia’s armed forces launched a ballistic missile carrying an HGV called Avangard. After separating from its carrier in the stratosphere, the HGV zigzagged 6000 kilometers across Siberia at a searing Mach 27, Russian officials claimed, then smashed into a target on the Kamchatka Peninsula.

Afterward, a beaming Russian President Vladimir Putin called Avangard “the perfect New Year’s gift for the country.” Russia’s defense ministry announced last month that it has put the nuclear-armed HGV into combat duty—allowing Putin to claim that Russia is the first country armed with hypersonic weapons.

Dancing with willing partners, for sure. But not Mother Theresa.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
August 24, 2022 8:29 am

Mother Lodesays:

August 24, 2022 at 8:23 am

Sometimes I wish alien space-cruisers arrived, pulverised the Earth from space with destructo-rays and space-bombs before sending down forces in robotic suits to subjugate the surviving humans to work as slaves in their space-mines.

You’ve got a leaked copy of the WEF strategic plan, I see.

feelthebern
feelthebern
August 24, 2022 8:30 am

Mother Lode, Warhammer 40k.
Would you like to know more?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
August 24, 2022 8:30 am

Black Ball!

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
August 24, 2022 8:31 am

Top ‘o de page!

custard
custard
August 24, 2022 8:32 am
Anchor What
Anchor What
August 24, 2022 8:34 am

Clickbait Central, our local News website, has Finnish PM story running top of page, now featuring a pic of two “friends” kissing while topless.

Anchor What
Anchor What
August 24, 2022 8:35 am

Unbelievable – oh wait. All too believable.
Brett Baier continues in Chris Wallace Mode with a report on the Trump documents saga that runs entirely opposite to yesterday’s Jesse Watters devastating rundown, which covered all the things previous presidents and staff have done with documents – without any repercussions whatsoever!
Brett’s reporter quotes the NYT (!) and both of them seem to be entirely on side with the Democrat view of the whole thing.

custard
custard
August 24, 2022 8:36 am
Dot
Dot
August 24, 2022 8:39 am

Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of astronomy and human physiology will readily realise that Space will never be “colonised” by humans.

Fake and gay.

Dot
Dot
August 24, 2022 8:40 am

JC Jee

Sir, revert back to me. You say Apple will do the needful and produce approx. 1000 Lakh mobi. phones in India?

Boambee John
Boambee John
August 24, 2022 8:58 am

Cassie

Contrast this with Abbott back in 2013, having just been gifted a huge electoral mandate, he and Hockey went down a bunker for months,

While I am broadly sympathetic with your comment, please don’t forget that the “impartial, non-partisan” AEC managed to lose over 1000 Senate votes in WA, forcing a re-run of the Senate election there. I can understand not wanting to give out free kicks to the Liars and MSM (BIRM) until that process was out of the way.

calli
calli
August 24, 2022 8:59 am

Gilas, you love music. And music, like any form of art, has no tangible benefit to humanity (in a purely utilitarian sense), but where would we be without it?

I understand there may be little cost/benefit to space programs, but I’m still in awe that it’s possible. And those images from deep space hold me entranced – I’m glad we can have a glimpse of what’s out there.

Indolent
Indolent
August 24, 2022 9:05 am
johanna
johanna
August 24, 2022 9:07 am

I put space stuff in the category of ‘pure research’ – that is, research done solely for the reason of wanting to know. It may or may not lead to some concrete outcomes down the track, but that’s not the point.

There is a place for pure research in the vast universe of research as it currently exists, IMHO. It is just a drop in the bucket in monetary terms. Consider how much alleged ‘practical research’ on subjects like climate change and ‘psychology’ costs, not only directly, but indirectly.

Studying the heavens and the ocean and so on with no particular objective in mind is one of the highest expressions of the human spirit.

shatterzzz
August 24, 2022 9:09 am

Sometimes ya getz lucky .. LOL!
I downloaded 3 seasons of RAW, an Irish drama/soapie, revolving around the day to day running and lives of staff in a restaurant5, Raw .. anywayz, I got to the end and wondered why so many plotlines were left up in the air .. sooo ‘googled” the show and discovered there were 5 seasons made but despite running the full gammut of my download sites no signs of the final 2 to be found .. widened my search across the net and VOILA a hit on an online “freebie” streamer, TUBI, provided the entire series 1 thru 5 .. sooo running ’em on the desktop & casting to the TV .. win. win ..!
Ooh! .. it’s quite an entertaining show, as well .. started back in 2008, apparently .. quite compact as only 6 episodes a season ……!
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1233560/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_6

Makka
Makka
August 24, 2022 9:21 am

I see the Fed is achieving its goal of wrecking the US economy. PMI has taken a steep dive and now well in negative territory.

shatterzzz
August 24, 2022 9:22 am

Geez! .. it really tugs at my heart-strings when a “battler” is strugglin’! .. I, seriously, hope dum parrot-head has approved an appropriate level of “counselling ” in case this, underpaid, public serpent is considing any drastic solution(s) to his woes .. LOL!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11136157/Stephen-Cartwright-NSWs-Agent-General-claims-afford-live-London-600k-salary.html

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
August 24, 2022 9:27 am

Squeaky bum time for some doctors…
https://www.smh.com.au/national/absolutely-devastating-woman-sues-psychiatrist-over-gender-transition-20220823-p5bbyr.html

The first time Sydney woman Jay Langadinos saw psychiatrist Dr Patrick Toohey she was 19, living at home and identifying as male. It was May 2010. Langadinos wanted to start on masculinising hormones and her endocrinologist had referred her to Toohey to assess if she was suitable for the treatment.

According to a statement of claim filed in the NSW Supreme Court in May, the referral letter from Professor Ann Conway said it “seemed likely” Langadinos had “true gender dysphoria”, but she was “very young” and “clearly” needed “thorough psychiatric work-up before embarking on hormone treatment”.
Toohey agreed Langadinos suffered from gender dysphoria – a misalignment between a person’s sex and gender identity – and found she was suitable for hormone therapy, in this case testosterone, which encourages the development of male secondary sexual characteristics.

Langadinos saw Toohey a second time in February 2012. Now she was eager to have her breasts surgically removed. Toohey allegedly found “no contraindication” for her to undergo a bilateral mastectomy. She had the operation in April.

The following month, Langadinos was back again, this time to discuss her wish to have her womb removed. Again, Toohey reported he could not see “any psychiatric contraindication to proceeding with hysterectomy as part of gender transition”. Langadinos underwent the surgery in November, less than seven months after her mastectomy. She was 22.

Toohey’s advice is now subject to a rare legal case. Langadinos, now 31 and no longer identifying as male, is suing Toohey for professional negligence. The case comes amid an intensifying debate in Australia and overseas about the “gender-affirming” approach to treating gender dysphoria after an explosion in young people questioning their gender.
….
Solicitor Anna Kerr, of NSW’s Feminist Legal Clinic, who referred Langadinos’ case to legal firm Slater and Gordon, believes the legal action is “likely to be the tip of the iceberg”.

“We can expect to see extensive litigation in future years related to gender-affirming cross-sex hormones and surgeries,” she said.

Historically, studies have suggested very low regret rates for people who transition, about 1 per cent. Now, some experts are uncertain if those studies are relevant to the much larger cohort of young people presenting with gender issues today, of which two-thirds are females in their teens. Many have existing mental health conditions.

rosie
rosie
August 24, 2022 9:29 am

Death in family, doesn’t matter how old, how expected, it’s still a blow. We have three remaining pre world war two family members left, one of them my mother, after that it’s my generation that is the oldest.

Dr Faustus
Dr Faustus
August 24, 2022 9:32 am

Their ABC taking the piss:

Legal advice found Scott Morrison ‘fundamentally undermined’ principles of responsible government. What happens now?

The Prime Minister has announced his intention to launch a much broader inquiry into the multiple ministries, but the details so far are pretty scant.

It would be run by an “eminent person with a legal background”, so mostly likely a former judge or barrister.

That is an attempt to try and take some of the politics out of the inquiry.

Oh, my aching sides…

Zipster
August 24, 2022 9:41 am

Toohey agreed Langadinos suffered from gender dysphoria – a misalignment between a person’s sex and gender identity

what used to be called tomboys now has become a woke industry of destruction

Zipster
August 24, 2022 9:45 am

Toohey’s advice is now subject to a rare legal case. Langadinos, now 31 and no longer identifying as male, is suing Toohey for professional negligence.

surprise! wyminsys changed her mind! who would have thought…

lotocoti
lotocoti
August 24, 2022 9:46 am

Boles said they contracted the virus after putting themselves in a high-risk situation.

An arty sort, I imagine he merely hugged or perhaps air kissed a similarly arty Kraut.
Probably.

Zipster
August 24, 2022 9:47 am

Now, some experts are uncertain if those studies are relevant to the much larger cohort of young people presenting with gender issues today, of which two-thirds are females in their teens. Many have existing mental health conditions.

mental health conditions is a euphemism for undisciplined upbringing in a culture of woke that amplifies stupidity

H B Bear
H B Bear
August 24, 2022 9:48 am

Barbel nails crony capitalism in today’s toon.

H B Bear
H B Bear
August 24, 2022 9:49 am

*Varvel

Zipster
August 24, 2022 10:01 am

Nothing in the entire piece sheds light on what ACON is or does, and I can only make the assumption that first prize, having reached the mythical 200 bonus homo points, is a lifetime supply of monkeypox.

A free gender transition of your choice, including home testicle removal kit.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Govt Covid Stupidity

black ice has cut off the Blue Mountains

This will be the most minor of temporary black ice (i.e. gone by 9am or so) ever seen.
Road closure is only because most Australians have no idea of black ice & will not adjust their driving to match black ice conditions.
(& there’s only about three roads in the entire country that regularly – or rather intermittently – have black ice)

It’s quite frustrating to be halted at a “Road closed – Black ice” sign, enforced by a leather jacketed gum chewing dark glasses wearing cop who is carrying on about the “unsafe” road & how he’s “saving lives” by buggering up your day over not enough ice on the road to fill a whisky tumbler.

Roger
Roger
August 24, 2022 10:03 am

The Prime Minister has announced his intention to launch a much broader inquiry into the multiple ministries…

Hello!

It would be run by an “eminent person with a legal background”, so mostly likely a former judge or barrister.

Is Michael Kirby available?

Roger
Roger
August 24, 2022 10:06 am

John Spooner’s cartoon this morning nails it.

(Thanks Tom!)

local oaf
August 24, 2022 10:07 am

what used to be called tomboys now has become a woke industry of destruction

On the plus side, Australia will have much better “female” athletes in the future – they all be pumped full of male hormones.

m0nty
m0nty
August 24, 2022 10:09 am

Dyson Heydon is tanned, rested and ready.

johanna
johanna
August 24, 2022 10:13 am

Just read that John Farnham has come out of 11.5 hours of surgery to remove a cancerous growth from his mouth.

That is a very, very long surgery, by any standards.

Can any Cats/Kittehs with a medical background (or not) explain why?

Zipster
August 24, 2022 10:16 am

Houston, We Have a Problem (Part 1 of 3)
Seven of the major eleven International Classification of Diseases codes tracked by the US National Center for Health Statistics exhibit stark increase trends beginning in the first week of April 2021 – featuring exceptional growth more robust than during even the Covid-19 pandemic time frame. This date of inception is no coincidence, in that it also happens to coincide with a key inflection point regarding a specific body-system intervention in most of the US population. These seven pronounced increases in mortality alarmingly persist even now.

Roger
Roger
August 24, 2022 10:16 am

what used to be called tomboys now has become a woke industry of destruction

The Bee:

Woman Who Was A Tomboy Thanks God She Didn’t Grow Up Today When Her Boobs Would Get Hacked Off

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
August 24, 2022 10:16 am

but for what benefit to humanity?

The desire to explore, to increase knowledge and to test boundaries is critical to humanity. We’d still be in caves otherwise.

Sure, with current technology it may be impossible to colonise ‘space’. According to previously current technology flying was impossible, infected teeth caused one third of all deaths and the only plate armour capable of withstanding a bodkin arrowhead was too heavy to wear.

Curiosity, and not accepting these obstacles as insurmountable led to none of them being an issue for humanity any more.

Humanity as a concept is like a shark. It must keep moving forward, however incrementally, to survive – or it stagnates, dies and is consumed by lesser species.

lotocoti
lotocoti
August 24, 2022 10:20 am

Australia will have much better “female” athletes in the future – they all be pumped full of male hormones.

No need.
The best ones already come with male hormones as standard.

Eyrie
Eyrie
August 24, 2022 10:23 am

Toohey agreed Langadinos suffered from gender dysphoria – a misalignment between a person’s sex and gender identity
what used to be called tomboys now has become a woke industry of destruction

Did some work with a young lady engineer and her bloke a few years ago. In a conversation with Mrs Eyrie the young lady said she was very glad not to be growing up today as she was an absolute tomboy. Then at 13 puberty hit and she’s very glad to be female. She figured nowadays she’d be encouraged to “transition”.

calli
calli
August 24, 2022 10:24 am

I have the sh*ts. Big time.

Since when has it become de rigueur to make appointments by App and only by App? And have Apps taken over our lives?

My new car* – entertainment system by App. No CD player which would have cost them $20 to install. Grrrr. Had I known it would have been No Sale.

Hairdresser – no we don’t take appointments over the counter. Use the App. Again, No Sale.

Has the world gone completely insane, or am I just getting old and grumpy?

* and the GPS program was designed by a complete tool. I am pretty good at intuitive computer stuff including graphics, but this piece of garbage has defeated me.

Zyconoclast
Zyconoclast
August 24, 2022 10:25 am

Test

Roger
Roger
August 24, 2022 10:26 am

The desire to explore, to increase knowledge and to test boundaries is critical to humanity.

To boldly go where no one has gone before.

And split our infinitives while doing so.

Eyrie
Eyrie
August 24, 2022 10:27 am

Humanity as a concept is like a shark. It must keep moving forward, however incrementally, to survive – or it stagnates, dies and is consumed by lesser species.

More likely we would just destroy ourselves. No physical frontier, nothing to look forward to, scramble to get a share of diminishing resources. Turns people into mere animals when a universe awaits us.

calli
calli
August 24, 2022 10:27 am

I love a boldly split infinitive.

Or…an infinitive, boldly split.

feelthebern
feelthebern
August 24, 2022 10:29 am

We better get our skates on otherwise the Vulcans won’t pick up our warp signature in about 50 years time.

Zipster
August 24, 2022 10:30 am

Has the world gone completely insane, or am I just getting old and grumpy?

both

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
August 24, 2022 10:31 am

A free gender transition of your choice, including home testicle removal kit.

I don’t think Blackball had this in mind when he chose his handle.

Eyrie
Eyrie
August 24, 2022 10:32 am

No CD player which would have cost them $20 to install.
Calli, put your music on a USB stick or on a micro SD card on your phone and Bluetooth it to the car.
* and the GPS program was designed by a complete tool. I am pretty good at intuitive computer stuff including graphics, but this piece of garbage has defeated me.
They do this sort of thing sometimes. The radio/tape player in the late lamented Honda Accord 2000 was like that. Only to be operated by passenger if he or she could figure it out. The old tuner/volume and a few presets worked well IMO. Anyway, more reasons not to buy a Toyota besides the argument that their styling department should all be executed.

cohenite
August 24, 2022 10:34 am

Mercurio says:
August 23, 2022 at 11:24 pm

Bollocks JC. The British diaspora is much larger.

The biggest diaspora is happening at the US border:

https://gellerreport.com/2022/08/biden-invasion-5-million-illegal-border-crossings-during-bidens-term.html/?lctg=125336260

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
August 24, 2022 10:35 am

Dyson Heydon is tanned, rested and ready.

Monty – Sure you aren’t thinking of Mordy Bromberg?
He seems the go to guy for such things.

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
August 24, 2022 10:35 am

So there is no legal objection to what ScoMo did. There was no law preventing him from doing it.

So what is the enquiry supposed to look into? Are they now policing convention?

There is likely a reason there was no need of a definite rule governing farming out portfolios to as many people as possible – every politician wants the high profile gigs from which to launch what they are to their very core certain will be a stellar career that will inevitably culminate in becoming Prime Minister themselves. Any current PM who wants to stay safely ensconced in the PM office has to make as many people dependent on them as possible. That is why Ministerial posting proliferate like algal blooms.

It is a risk that verges on suicide for the PM to reduce the number or clients/minions. It is an act of desperation.

But as long as Labor still maintains the myth of Gough deified they should find it awkward that he also accreted portfolios like a pig rolling in muck.

But they won’t feel awkward because no one will even mention it. The press will remain silent, Labor pollies will feel in their hearts that it was sacrilegious of ScoMo to try take on tasks that only a god is equipped for, and the Libs will stand around not sure what to do with various looks of befuddlement, embarrassment, and unease lest they be noticed and be added to the show trial.

As Gough is my witness, the Libs remind me of the ungainly dim-witted Lystrosauruses here, picked of one at a time, and especially abu0t 30 seconds into the clip.

Roger
Roger
August 24, 2022 10:38 am

So what is the enquiry supposed to look into? Are they now policing convention?

Bingo!

calli
calli
August 24, 2022 10:40 am

Thanks Eyrie. Off my chest now.

The USB is the way to go. Also it means that my precious CDs don’t get scratched. I’m one of those geriatrics who use their phone…as a phone.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
August 24, 2022 10:40 am

Rogersays:
August 24, 2022 at 10:16 am
what used to be called tomboys now has become a woke industry of destruction

The Bee:

Woman Who Was A Tomboy Thanks God She Didn’t Grow Up Today When Her Boobs Would Get Hacked Off

Worked with a young lady everyone called “girlboy”. It was the 70’s. Overnight she changed, she got laid. Turns out she was a bit timid of males so dressed to suit. Grew her hair longer and dressed feminine, decided to make up for lost time.

m0nty
m0nty
August 24, 2022 10:41 am

Monty – Sure you aren’t thinking of Mordy Bromberg?
He seems the go to guy for such things.

Mordy is still a working judge. You need a superannuated old fart for this job.

Zipster
August 24, 2022 10:42 am

When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals…

people are noticing

m0nty
m0nty
August 24, 2022 10:45 am

So what is the enquiry supposed to look into? Are they now policing convention?

The PM telling the GG to keep it secret and out of the reports is a terrible look. Why not just tell the public? Why the cloak and dagger stuff?

I mean, no one is going to gaol over this, it’s an inside baseball story in the end, but Morrison deserves all the heat on him. He is a weirdo and should be shunned.

johanna
johanna
August 24, 2022 10:46 am

Another Grumpy Old Woman here about having to use apps. My bank has herded me into a corner in that regard, except that fortunately there is a branch nearby. Otherwise, I’d be defeated.

In more ways than one, as I don’t have a driver’s licence or a current passport. So, I can’t even use the bloody thing because of their ID requirements.

Apps have caused countless security failures over the years, plus they give the app owner all kinds of personal information about the user.

As usual, the political class is asleep at the wheel.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
August 24, 2022 10:48 am

Has the world gone completely insane, or am I just getting old and grumpy?

Only the human bits have gone insane, the rest is going on as normal.

My kookas, having inspected the local real estate, were back in the salubrious Cafe penthouse a short time ago – which I have to say is starting to look quite moth eaten after five years. Maybe that’s why mum kooka was tapping around inside like a woodpecker, to see if the floor of it was still solid.

Meanwhile the noisies are now taking food off to far places, and southern male magpie is appearing before 6am just in case his new progeny might be peckish after a cold night. And two of the magpie chicks from last season – the northern one and one from up near the school – have hooked up and are inseparable. Doing duets together and all. They’ve established a microterritory which currently comprises my neighbours’ yard. It has one big tree where young lass magpie is already practicing nest engineering with a great lack of success. It’s engagingly sweet. I think spring has arrived.

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
August 24, 2022 10:51 am

A free gender transition of your choice, including home testicle removal kit.

But..but, all thats in the kit is an ice pack a a pair of bricks?

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
August 24, 2022 10:52 am

She figured nowadays she’d be encouraged to “transition”.

And any reluctance would be taken as evidence of even greater denial and indicating greater urgency in starting the ‘gender affirming’ butchery in spite of that reluctance.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
August 24, 2022 10:52 am

He is a weirdo and should be shunned.

It would be a very quiet night at the Canberra mid-winter ball if this was the case.

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
August 24, 2022 10:55 am

Gardening types – Is it true that entomophily is also called bee-pokin’?

Zyconoclast
Zyconoclast
August 24, 2022 10:56 am
Roger
Roger
August 24, 2022 10:57 am

I think spring has arrived.

Not in this neck of the woods.

7.0c; feels like 0.7c thanks to the gusts of wind.

Off to the woodshed to restock for the day.

Cassie of Sydney
August 24, 2022 10:58 am

“He is a weirdo and should be shunned.”

Just like you.

Lysander
Lysander
August 24, 2022 10:58 am

Another Grumpy Old Woman here about having to use apps.

I always find it “funny” how Australia revolted against the idea of an Australia Card in the 1980’s and yet now everyone has a phone that has EVERYTHING about yourself (even more than the Oz Card would’ve had) on it. And some apps are even owned and ran by the CCP!!!

OldOzzie
OldOzzie
August 24, 2022 11:02 am

‘You don’t frighten us, FBI pig dogs!’ Monty Python footage of FBI raid on Castle Mar-a-Lago funniest damn thing you’ll see today (watch)

We’d like to think this is how it went down for the FBI at Mar-a-Lago. Heh.

If you’re a Monty Python fan you will appreciate this even if you’re not a Trump supporter. Ok, that’s probably not true, since most people who hate Trump have a perpetual stick wedged up their backside and find little humor in much but this is freakin’ funny.

Unless you’re not a Python fan and then this won’t make much sense to you … note, if you’re not a Python fan you need to fix that, ASAP.

Watch.

Eyrie
Eyrie
August 24, 2022 11:04 am

Saw a meme a while ago: Two spies at a table.
Spy One says to the other ” wouldn’t it be great if we could get everyone to carry a gadget that told us where they were and who they were talking to and what they were thinking, at all times”
Spy Two “forget it, they’d never go for it”.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
August 24, 2022 11:05 am

The instruction manual for my car GPS makes War and Peace a Sunday read. Intuitive, in instructions means the writer knew but wrote what was meant. IT people think they are clever. Over the years have had many run ins with them when they won’t follow instructions. My wife made $160M for an IT company when they followed her specifications for a program. Took ages for them to understand that they didn’t understand. We only got a yacht out of it. A guy I knew talked a timber mill into automating their plant. A fortune later, double the staff, half the production saw the guy being sued successfully.

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
August 24, 2022 11:07 am

Not in this neck of the woods.

7.0c; feels like 0.7c thanks to the gusts of wind.

I think it was around 7C this morning around here too. And windy.

Fresh shave, shower, warm clothes and then standing in the wind with a strong coffee.

Life can be pretty good.

H B Bear
H B Bear
August 24, 2022 11:08 am

See the Bombers blow up.

OldOzzie
OldOzzie
August 24, 2022 11:08 am

Sacre Bleu – Drought threatens wine output in France

However, vineyards say the French won’t be left without their favorite beverage

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Govt Covid Stupidity

My phone would reveal only which numbers I place & receive calls to/from. Likewise for texts, including an unhappy proportion of unsolicited spam texts.
There’s also a couple of bland workplace photos in the gallery, mostly closeups of problematic dishwasher workings or similar light machinery.
and a couple of ringtones I imported, including an unlicenced copy of the original Weekend Magazine theme tune.

Not much there for anybody to snoop on, though compared to the genpop I may be an outlier.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
August 24, 2022 11:15 am

thefrollickingmolesays:
August 24, 2022 at 10:51 am
A free gender transition of your choice, including home testicle removal kit.

But..but, all thats in the kit is an ice pack a a pair of bricks?

It only hurts if your thumbs get in the way.

thefrollickingmole
thefrollickingmole
August 24, 2022 11:18 am

Miserable ghost moaning and rattling its chains on their ABCcess this morning.
Lots of wailing and gnashing in the outer darkness about morriswine.
Then a brief foray into Murdo666ch suing crikey for calling them masterminds of “the 6th Coup”…
Miserable wailing specter assured the ABC compare that, and this is as close to verbatim as I can recall, “No one in Washington you speak to thinks the coup wouldnt have happened without fox and the Murdochs”..

That Washington, where 90% vote Democrap every time.

After a little more ejecting its protoplasm over the airwaves it gave a last lonely howl and faded away.

P
P
August 24, 2022 11:19 am

Just read that John Farnham has come out of 11.5 hours of surgery to remove a cancerous growth from his mouth.

That is a very, very long surgery, by any standards.

the first part of his surgery was the removal of his tumour.

‘And then after that was done, almost immediately the reconstructive team moved in because John did have to have, I’m told, a major part of his jaw removed,’ he said.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11140065/John-Farnham-unlikely-perform-lifesaving-cancer-surgery.html

Lysander
Lysander
August 24, 2022 11:22 am

Miserable ghost moaning and rattling its chains on their ABCcess this morning.

did they congratulate him on his 4 year anniversary, today, of getting the boot?

bespoke
bespoke
August 24, 2022 11:29 am

Abstract:Everything that can be invented has been invented.” Although this infamous 1899 quote has been attributed to Charles H. Duell, then director of the US Patent Office,

https://ieeexplore.ieee.org/abstract/document/6017184

rickw
rickw
August 24, 2022 11:34 am

How’s things in Mongstralia today?

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
August 24, 2022 11:37 am

Miserable ghost moaning and rattling its chains on their ABCcess this morning.

A tell that he’s on the ABC in his dotage.
Never goes onto Sky News.
Manchurian PM.

johanna
johanna
August 24, 2022 11:38 am

Thanks, P. He must be in pretty good nick if they decided that he could take 11.5 hours under anaesthetic. Hope it works out for him.

I think spring has arrived.

Oh yes. Last night the yowling of lustlorn tomcats was heard in the land of Queanbeyan.

The sap is starting to rise all right.

Mind you, it was -6C last night, because contrary to the BOM’s predictions of howling winds and crying beasts, it was quite still. Their other prediction that the weather would be terrible for the rest of the week seems to have vanished. It is bright, sunny and calm here, and 15 degrees warmer than last night’s minimum.

No wonder TurnCoat quashed the inquiry into the BOM. How embarrassment the results would have been.

Lysander
Lysander
August 24, 2022 11:41 am
rickw
rickw
August 24, 2022 11:41 am

Apple will produce the IPhone 14 in India.

They’re in for an experience! They’ll be fed so much bullshit they’ll be starting to doubt which way is up!

feelthebern
feelthebern
August 24, 2022 11:44 am

The Paul Pelosi DUI footage is out.
Paulie was smashed.

Dot
Dot
August 24, 2022 11:44 am

Rick Jee

Tell me. What is your bullshit level in Dubai today behen?

Revert back to me ASAP, I will be out of station tomorrow as I have preponed my trip to Sydney for my cousins passing out.

Lysander
Lysander
August 24, 2022 11:46 am

Trump candidates have won in:

-Wyoming
-Michigan
-Washington State
-Arizona
-Wisconsin
-Georgia
-Pennsylvania
-North Carolina
-South Carolina
-Nevada
-Maryland
-Illinois
-Ohio
-West Virginia.

Losses for Trump candidates in:
-Idaho

Dr Faustus
Dr Faustus
August 24, 2022 11:49 am

I mean, no one is going to gaol over this, it’s an inside baseball story in the end, but Morrison deserves all the heat on him. He is a weirdo and should be shunned.

This is all quite true.
However, the Great Morrison Coup Imbroglio is going to be inquired into with political vim, vigour, and forensic thoroughness – probably for most of the next 2.75 years.

Far from shunning Morrison, the primary objective will be to magnify him and spread the joy of coup ownership amongst as many of the Opposition as possible.

The secondary objective will be to capture the constitutional moral high ground (if such a thing is possible) – to ward off opposition to the various Constitutional challenges the Albanese Government faces in its first term: the Voice, retrospective domgas reservation, implementation of Net Zero, and the Republic.

“I will not be lectured on the Australian Constitution by those opposite…”

Retail Politics 101.

OldOzzie
OldOzzie
August 24, 2022 11:49 am

feelthebernsays:
August 24, 2022 at 11:44 am
The Paul Pelosi DUI footage is out.

Paulie was smashed.

The Reason Why!

Paul Pelosi Pleads Guilty, Sentenced To Return To Nancy Pelosi In 5 Days

Dot
Dot
August 24, 2022 11:50 am

After dealing with that time pass and rowdy sheeting, I can kindly adjust to the beaches lifestyle once more, rest is fine.

feelthebern
feelthebern
August 24, 2022 11:51 am

I bet the Capitol Police (now with officers in all major US cities) will find who leaked the Pelosi footage before they find who leaked the SCOTUS draft judgement.

OldOzzie
OldOzzie
August 24, 2022 11:53 am

IT’S FUNNY THAT THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT IS CONSTANTLY LEAKING IN A CASE ALLEGEDLY ABOUT CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS: “Most judges would be a tad annoyed by the contradiction as the government continues to frame the public debate with its own selective leaks while using secrecy to bar other disclosures.”

Turley: “It is litigation by leak where the government prevents others (including the target) from seeing key representations made to the court while releasing selective facts to its own advantage. It shows utter contempt for the court and the public.”

Dr Faustus
Dr Faustus
August 24, 2022 11:54 am

The instruction manual for my car GPS makes War and Peace a Sunday read.

Then Apple Car Play is your friend.
“Hey Siri, Get me directions to Bumcrack Creek”

m0nty
m0nty
August 24, 2022 11:56 am

It is litigation by leak where the government prevents others (including the target) from seeing key representations made to the court while releasing selective facts to its own advantage.

Cry more, losers.

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
August 24, 2022 11:57 am

Apple will produce the IPhone 14 in India.

I wonder what name Siri will introduce itself as. “My name is Kath-a-leen”

People will download their banking apps and the next day find their accounts emptied.

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