All this talk of no undies reminds me of joke.

A little old lady goes to the dentist.
She walks in to the dentists office, sits down, drops her panties, and lifts her legs.
Rather flustered the Dentist says, “I’m sorry madam, I’m not a gynaecologist!”

She says, “I know you’re not, I just need my husband’s teeth back!”

Not for all, but many young wives and women in committed relationships love going knickerless, especially on a romantic date, when stairs might be involved. And their men love it even more! Harmless, loving flirtation – and a great conversation starter if things are getting jaded.
Hi Granny Gruesome.
Higgins was neither on a romantic date nor is any relationship with The Brucester.
As a matter of fact, The Brucester had only been working 20 days for Reynolds and Higgins only a few days.

The possibility of Higgins undressing herself, sane people will exclude that
one.

After all, mummy has never undressed herself no matter how long shes been left on that rocking chair.

Does anybody really look at the grigglebots posts and think ‘Now heres a completely normal person with a good functional grasp of human behavior”?
Anybody?

Rotten:
you’re a blow in
fuck off

And just for JC and Stencho Pantyhose………..

A Lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn’t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!” The doctor says “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages”. “Nah” she says “that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway”.

This is interesting..
I hope twiggy nails the crap out of them, for a very long time now facechook has allowed deliberate scams to be advertised on its site.

Facebook concedes WA court has jurisdiction in Andrew Forrest case over advertising scams
Criminal case alleges Facebook did not take sufficient steps to take down scam advertisements featuring the billionaire

Mining billionaire Andrew Forrest’s court case against Facebook parent company Meta will proceed after overcoming an argument about legal jurisdiction.

“It would cause [Meta] to reflect on the way they’re running their platform,” he said.

“You used our product therefore you cant sue us if we allow criminals to run ads on our platforms using your image” doesnt seem like a 100% watertight defense to me.

Richard Cranium

The possibility of Higgins undressing herself, sane people will exclude that
one.

Why? (Other than your personal preference that it be so.)

https://ajeworld.com.au/blogs/aje-report/marie-claire-women-of-the-year

That stuff should be put in the joke thread.

JC

No, of course not, but at the same time, I don’t want him to change a thing. He’s like AI gone completely crazy in an amusing sort of way.

Is he a particularly badly programmed troll bot, perhaps?

Why would he go to the trouble of standing her upright and removing the whole dress, …

Huh?
Ever tried to stand a sleeping drunk upright?
It can’t be done.

exactly my point, shit for brains.

How do you remove said dress – without damaging it – if she’s so paralytic?

You can’t.

So, is Bent Penny in the Cooks to arrange their transition to Belt and Road or to set up our compensation payments for their sea level claim.

Eric Swalwell has decided what the most important issue is within his district.Last night while yukking it up with Joy Reid, he debuted one of the most egregious fear-mongering abortion ad I’ve ever seen.

I’m thinking of carrying the jury over to his side. If an innocent guy is accused and the lying bitch says something like that, he should have said that she’s fat lying piece of shit loudly so the jury hears it.

An Unsworn Statement from the Dock mighta helped The Brucester, but those got banned by Kirner after the Walsh St verdict.
Those 8 women on the Jury will be the salvation of Brucey, in my opinion.

And it wasn’t Higgins, she was so drunk she couldn’t put her shoes on.

Mr Ed. You don’t flat line all night when drunk. It does wear off you idiot.

Sure.
The time period between arrival at PH, when Higgins was so plastered she couldn’t put her shoes on, and when Brucey skedaddled in the Uber, was 70 minutes.
Higgins didn’t sober up from 14 Shots of Vodka and who knows what else, in 70 minutes.

Cats of the female sort may be able to confirm – looks like ‘unzip the back, off the shoulders, stand up and wriggle’ to remove when plastered.

Okay, I’ll bite.

Definitely a brief little number on top (the length unknown but a factor in the wisdom of going commando). Not particularly suitable for a professional engagement unless there was a coat to go with it. We’re talking defence contractors here, not good time pals. Perhaps I’m old fashioned.

And at this point I admit…I have left home without a clean handkerchief. But never my underwear. In 66 years, the thought had never occurred to me. 😀

Murray River could EXCEED 94.77 metres!

Paging Robyn “100m” Williams!

(Climate bedwetting ancient history.)

Sancho Panzersays:
October 19, 2022 at 6:48 pm
Commandeered my brother’s beach house while they are overseas.
Just having the first G&T of the season on the deck and I spy something I really, really need to have.
A self-propelled hydrofoil surfboard.

Seen a few of those. The owners love them, which you would need to, as they are around $17,000.

The wimmins collective should be all over this obscene ruling

Former senator Brian Burston sexually harassed two female staff members but One Nation leader Pauline Hanson must pay him $250,000 in damages for wrongly accusing him of sexual abuse and an unprovoked assault, a Federal Court judge has ruled.

Burston, a former One Nation senator and later leader of Clive Palmer’s United Australia Party in the Senate, launched defamation proceedings against Hanson in June 2020 over comments she made in a 2019 Facebook post, a television interview and a text to his wife. He had split from One Nation in 2018.

Pauline Hanson and Brian Burston.
Pauline Hanson and Brian Burston.CREDIT:ALEX ELLINGHAUSEN

Burston claimed the publications conveyed a range of defamatory meanings, including that he “sexually harassed staff in his office”.

He said the interview on Nine’s Today program also conveyed the defamatory meanings that he “sexually abused a female staffer in his parliamentary office” and “physically assaulted [Hanson’s chief of staff] James Ashby in the Great Hall of Parliament House without provocation”.

In a defence filed in court, Hanson said the meanings alleged by Burston were not conveyed but sought to rely on a range of defences, including truth, in the event the court found they were conveyed.

In a judgment delivered on Wednesday, Justice Robert Bromwich upheld the claim in relation to the two Today meanings only. He ordered Hanson to pay $250,000 in damages plus interest.

Bromwich found Burston sexually harassed two former staff members, Wendy Leach and Terrie-lea Vairy, but did not make a finding of sexual abuse, which he said “connotes a higher level of physical contact”.

He said he was not in “any doubt” that Burston sexually propositioned Leach by saying: “Oh Wendy, you probably just need a good f—.” He then grabbed Leach’s face, the judge found, and said: “I’m not joking. I can come around to your place. No one would need to know. It will be the best f— you’ve ever had.”

Bromwich found Burston harassed Vairy over a prolonged period in 2018, including by kissing her on the lips without her consent and making sexualised or suggestive comments. The court heard evidence that Burston had put, or attempted to put, $100 down Vairy’s top or between her breasts after she tried to return money he had given her in a birthday card.

“She rejected the suggestion that the event did not take place, and I accept that evidence,” Bromwich said.

However, he said there was some uncertainty about whether Burston tried or succeeded in putting $100 down her top or between her cleavage or whether it was “shoved forcefully between her breasts”.

“There was no greater clarity sought about what took place than that,” Bromwich said. On that basis, he said the evidence “clearly proves sexual harassment” but did not make a finding of sexual abuse.

Bromwich found Burston “crossed an important line in key areas between giving evidence of merely a different recollection of what had taken place, and giving an account that he must have known was not correct”.

But Bromwich said an altercation between Burston and Ashby in February 2019, during which Burston threw Ashby’s phone across the floor and pushed him, was not unprovoked and Ashby had been filming him. Burston subsequently smeared blood on Hanson’s office door.

Bromwich said the “serious imputations” of sexual abuse and physical assault without provocation were “in a different category to sexual harassment”.

Hanson said in a statement that she was considering an appeal and the court had “accepted the candid evidence of two brave women who were willing to speak out about their experiences”.

“I am grateful to Ms Leach and Ms Vairy for their courage and resilience in extremely difficult circumstances.”

But its Pauline Hanson… so they won’t be

Getting a dick up is a whole lot easier without panties, unless crotchless panties.
Personally, I reckon Higgins is a legend, and if she endorses the Republic, it’s a foregone conclusion.

Delta at 6.12:

This time he’s asserting that BH’s lack of undies will SHOCK!!! the female members of the jury, to the detriment of BH’s case. Obviously, Ed Case has enjoyed only limited experience of women.

Obviously.

Not for all, but many young wives and women in committed relationships love going knickerless, especially on a romantic date, when stairs might be involved. And their men love it even more! Harmless, loving flirtation – and a great conversation starter if things are getting jaded.

Yep. ‘Not for all’ as the qualifier.

Stairs or no stairs, it is reasonably common and has been for years. Working the door at one of the Ville’s AJ pubs in the early 90s, you used to see over-refreshed ladeees spilling over onto the deck regularly, and who had not considered this becoming an issue when working out dress length prior to leaving the house.

As someone said earlier on the subject of Brittany Commando, VPL is a thing for the fashion conscious.

Ed Casesays:
October 19, 2022 at 7:42 pm
Getting a dick up is a whole lot easier without panties, unless crotchless panties.

Another juvenile sexual fantasy.

I think a surfboard with a shark repeller as the fin… USB charger?

The paddling to catch a wave is a bitch.
A little boost wouldn’t hurt.

You’re talking surfing here, right?

Sancho, order 200+ and they are a grand each!!

I once went out one afternoon and woke up naked in a field the next day.
When I say went out, I mean to a rugby GF.
Helpfully someone thought of my dignity as I was also in a wheely bin.
It wasn’t the same field the game had been played on either.
No idea what happened or how I got there.
Wonder if I have a case?
Took a few days,but eventually of how this situation arose was discovered . Funny story.

Lehrmann has remained silent during the trial and is an unobtrusive presence in the corner of the courtroom – a bespectacled note-taker who never once looked at his accuser.

His defence counsel and the judge reminded the jury he was within his rights to stay silent, and that they should draw no inferences from the fact that he chose not to give evidence in the trial.

His recorded 2021 interview with the police, which was played in court, and which he was under no obligation to give, was the only time we heard his voice.

Excellent. Gold standard.

From Old Ozzies link at 5:51 PM

Thousands of small factories and workshops that supply brands such as Gucci and H&M have watched their business models unravel amid the surge in natural-gas and electricity prices following Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and its decision to reduce the flow of gas to the continent.

I don’t think that Russia decided to reduce the flow of its gas, someone else made that decision for them. I also don’t think that Russia forced the EU to sanction their gas sales, it’s the EU which made that decision.

Cassie

You have mentioned many times the changing attitudes towards Jewish people in Australia (and overseas).

As a simple example of those changes, in the mid 1960s, my parents took my sister and I to see a stage production of Fiddler on the Roof, which had a good run in Brisbane. Can you imagine the screeches were a re-run to be proposed now, with the sympathetic depictions of Jews in Russia? There was a pogrom scene towards the end, but earlier in the play, Jews and Russians were shown socialising together.

On further reading of Jacquie’s articles it seems there are few if any conservative men who aren’t guilty of something in her mind.
Tony Abbott lives rent free in her head.

Seriously Cohenite, stop doing that.

Vaginal knitting.
Is it art?
Or craft?
Discuss.

It’s a sport.

What’s your policy on vagina-based art?

Well, I really couldn’t give a rats cunt about it.

but don’t let that little testicle pop out when you relax.

As is so often the case, core strength is key.

No knackers but plenty of putty in the puppies.

In Neville Bartos news (the Hun):

Vince Colosimo has pleaded guilty in Melbourne Magistrates Court to driving while on meth but has avoided jail time.

The 55-year-old was charged with driving unlicensed and drug driving after he was pulled over on St Kilda Rd in Melbourne in April 2021. He had methylamphetamine (ice) in his system and his car was impounded on the spot.

The court also heard on Wednesday he gave police a false name when asked to provide his details after being pulled over.

When officers said they were not satisfied with the name he provided, Colosimo doubled down and said he had a twin brother.

Outstanding. He should also have run the immortal line:

‘There’s no cash here. Here? No cash.’

‘See? Cash? No. No cash.’

JC says:
October 19, 2022 at 6:18 pm

Just assume I’m a pompous windbag although I can’t speak for Sanchez and how he feels about himself.

Hang on JC, you’re not telling us the Mexican feels himself are you?

How do you know such things?

Enough of this banter.
I have to get up early. Those Hereford arses won’t get stared up by themselves.

Analyst who provided Trump-Russia dossier information is acquitted of lying to FBIA federal jury acquitted Russian analyst Igor Danchenko on Tuesday on four counts of lying to the FBI in what is expected to be the final case stemming from special counsel John Durham’s three-year probe into the origins of the agency’s investigation into allegations of ties between former President Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign and Russia.

I read that McCallum CJ told the jury:
“If you believe what the accused told the police – that nothing happened – you must acquit him”

grounds for appeal