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Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
November 1, 2021 9:32 pm

Or as a soaring counter from the barricades to a messenger bearing a demand to surrender under a Flag of Truce.*

What about a reverse situation?

“No terms except unconditional surrender to the damned Rebels?”

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 1, 2021 9:32 pm

Just on American Military Commanders of WW2, one General Rufus Wainwright instructed the US Army in The Philippines to surrendfer, claiming the Order came from McArthur.
It was a lie, yet instead of being hanged for Treason, Truman presented him with the Medal Of Honor in 1946.
The most hated General of WW2 was Mark Clark, a total fuckwit whose incompetence got thousands of men killed after the invasion of Italy.
Australia probably had a few of those too.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 9:33 pm

Better to wait until you’re in the High Court with the CLR surely?

You’d think so…

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 1, 2021 9:35 pm

Thanks for keeping this alive, bundy baba.

Asking for complete links and all. Really great comedy value.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
November 1, 2021 9:41 pm

Just on American Military Commanders of WW2, one General Rufus Wainwright instructed the US Army in The Philippines to surrendfer,(sic) claiming the Order came from McArthur.

Grogs, if you want to be taken seriously on this blog, can I suggest that you learn the difference between Jonathan Wainwright, General in the United States Army, and Rufus Wainwright, singer and musician?

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 9:43 pm

Just on American Military Commanders of WW2,

The vast majority of the incompetents got weeded out by a system under Chief of Staff George C. Marshall, that reset Staff Officers to a level at which their competence permitted.

And trying to compare mid-1943 US Commanders at Army Level and up to their Divisional and Corps equivalents who had started building experience in Libya and Tunisia is foolish, Gypsum-Snorter. Even more so trying to compare them to mid- and late 1944 to 45 ones.

Consider also James Gavin, who chose to listen to ‘Boy’ Browning and fail to keep foremost in mind his primary responsibility to take the bridge at Nijmegen, and allowed his subordinates to dither on securing the Grosbeek Heights. The result meant the loss of early control ofnthe bridge to II SS. Pz Corps and several days of vicious house-to-house fighting. Market Garden failed right there.

Less griefing from you, Grigory. And more proper nutrition for those cattle on whose behalf you seem so perturbed…

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 1, 2021 9:47 pm

Watching a really cool movie called Oculus from a few years back.
Has a healthy looking Karen Gillan in it.
Not the current skin and bones Karen Gillan.
Not usually into the red heads, but she’s gorgeous in this.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 1, 2021 9:47 pm

H B Bearsays:

November 1, 2021 at 7:31 pm

I always drink Monster energy drink when I’m out on bail.

I’m loaded with testosterone, coke and booze.
What else do I need?
I know.
A drink loaded with caffeine and sugar.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 9:48 pm

And let us also consider that Mark Clark went on from his early tactical and strategic blunders in Italy, to successfully hold back the North Korean onslaught (inheriting the remnants of a catastophic mess from Gen. Matthew Ridgeway), turn it clean around and then batter the Chinese to a standstill at the 48th Parallel, as Supreme Commander of the United Nations Command.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 1, 2021 9:52 pm

Temple (UK) version has just dropped into SBS on demand.
Is it worthwhile to add to the binge watch list?

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 1, 2021 9:52 pm

Anyway, the MLA describes itself as Australia’s P:eak Red Meat Council.
So I clicked on it’s link to Sheepmeat.
404.
Mutton has already gone, it can’t be bought at the shops or the wholesalers
But, hey, there’s definitely no long term plan to end the Beef and Sheepmeat Industry in Australia.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 1, 2021 9:54 pm

Apparently Mark Clark was an attention whore and complete cock, like Shane Warne.

It is said by some that he lost his shit completely when he entered Rome on 6 June, 1944 to find the correspondents faffing about over something that happened in Normandy at the same time.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 1, 2021 9:56 pm

there’s definitely no long term plan to end the Beef and Sheepmeat Industry in Australia.

That’s the exact opposite of what you said two days ago.

‘Cull The Beef Herd’, you said.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 1, 2021 9:57 pm

Ed. The herd is gone. As dead as Bert Ironmonger (averaged 2.62 in Tests).

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 9:57 pm

Mutton has already gone, it can’t be bought at the shops or the wholesalers

Ermagerd!

Consumers don’t like to eat old sheep anymoar!

Is all an Conspirac-REEeeeeEEEeeeEEEEeeeEEE!!!1!!!1!111

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
November 1, 2021 9:58 pm

It is said by some that he lost his shit completely when he entered Rome on 6 June, 1944 to find the correspondents faffing about over something that happened in Normandy at the same time.

I’ve heard the same – don’t have a reference, though.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 1, 2021 9:58 pm

“New South Wales Premier Dominic Perrottet has flagged that the removal of the state’s remaining COVID-19 restrictions could be brought forward as vaccination rates continue to increase.”

So the Dapto Dog Caller was blowing smoke up everyone’s arse again?
Classic stunt from the taxi driver.
Make shit up, then insist that Dom Perrottet ’96 “get on here and explain himself”.
Hadley proved one thing through the Pell saga.
He is an unreconstructed, 1950’s era, Brylcreemed religious bigot.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 10:01 pm

Apparently Mark Clark was an attention whore and complete cock, like Shane Warne.

And weary UK veterans of Anzio, Monte Cassino and the long drive to Rome, were apparently most impolite at being told by Lady Astor that they were ‘dodging’ far more important goings-on in France.

Right up there with our Julia’s “I don’t see you lot asking for tanks” quip in 2010 after the death of CPL Jared McKinney (6RAR) in Afghanistan. An action in which Daniel Keighran was awarded the VC for repeatedly exposing himself to Taliban machine gunners to allow his mates to provide first aid to, and ultimately evacuate McKinney’s body.

Politicians- Keep them away from everything

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 1, 2021 10:02 pm

De Goey kicking more goals (the Hun):

Collingwood superstar Jordan De Goey is using the high-powered New York law firm that represented Harvey Weinstein in his assault case in New York.

Ahahahaha snork hahahaha.

De Goey’s friend, tattoo artist, Luke Dyson has been charged with similar offences.

Of course he’s a tattoo artist. Of course. His mates back home would appear to have seen this all before:

Collingwood’s Brayden Maynard told 7News: “He’s obviously made another mistake and he’s gotta pay whatever that may be and I just sent him a message to say ‘mate I’m here for you no matter what’.”

Defender Jeremy Howe added his comments, saying: “And it’s not going to be like ‘we’ll sit in a room where we’ll just grill you for an hour, we just want to know you are all right, how did you find yourself in this situation and how can we avoid it next time, given it’s not the first time’.”

They should have kept Treloar and dumped this piece of shit at Greater Western Sydney.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 1, 2021 10:02 pm

So the Dapto Dog Caller was blowing smoke up everyone’s arse again?

Well played Mr Dominic.
Ray Hadley would be seething.

Ed Case
Ed Case
November 1, 2021 10:03 pm

Mutton is very nice eating.
Plenty want it, it just can’t be had anymore.

Indolent
Indolent
November 1, 2021 10:05 pm

Implanted Microchip, Klaus Schwab, World Economic Forum and The Great Reset

Here is Klaus Schwab himself saying, in January 2016, that we will all be microchipped within 10 years. Perhaps, after hearing that, you can give some credence to this link I put up a day or so ago. As mentioned, I couldn’t get it to play on either Edge or Chrome but I was finally able to see it on my Ipad. To put it simply, they are truly trying to play God with our lives.

Covid-19 Injections – A Gateway to Transhumanism By Dr. Carrie Madej Oct. 23, 2021

I’ve been giving some thought to often mentioned idea of lizard people, and I’ve come to the conclusion that this concept is a way for normal people to try to deal with the reality that human beings can be so totally inhumane. Such evil is not easy to grasp.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
November 1, 2021 10:06 pm

And weary UK veterans of Anzio, Monte Cassino and the long drive to Rome, were apparently most impolite at being told by Lady Astor that they were ‘dodging’ far more important goings-on in France.

They had their revenge

We’re the D-Day Dodgers out in Italy
Always on the vino, always on the spree.
Eighth Army scroungers and their tanks
We live in Rome – among the Yanks.
We are the D-Day Dodgers, over here in Italy.

We landed at Salerno, a holiday with pay,
Jerry brought the band down to cheer us on our way
Showed us the sights and gave us tea,
We all sang songs, the beer was free.
We are the D-Day Dodgers, way out in Italy.[2]

The Volturno and Cassino were taken in our stride.[3]
We didn’t have to fight there. We just went for the ride.
Anzio and Sangro were all forlorn.
We did not do a thing from dusk to dawn.[4]
For we are the D-Day Dodgers, over here in Italy.

On our way to Florence we had a lovely time.
We ran a bus to Rimini right through the Gothic Line.
On to Bologna we did go.
Then we went bathing in the Po.
For we are the D-Day Dodgers, over here in Italy.

Once we had a blue light that we were going home
Back to dear old Blighty, never more to roam.
Then somebody said in France you’ll fight.
We said never mind, we’ll just sit tight,
The windy D-Day Dodgers, out in Sunny Italy.

Now Lady Astor, get a load of this.
Don’t stand up on a platform and talk a load of piss.
You’re the nation’s sweetheart, the nation’s pride
We think your mouth’s too bloody wide.
We are the D-Day Dodgers, in Sunny Italy.

When you look ’round the mountains, through the mud and rain
You’ll find the crosses, some which bear no name.
Heartbreak, and toil and suffering gone
The boys beneath them slumber on
They were the D-Day Dodgers, who’ll stay in Italy.[5]

So listen all you people, over land and foam
Even though we’ve parted, our hearts are close to home.
When we return we hope you’ll say
“You did your little bit, though far away
All of the D-Day Dodgers, way out there in Italy.”

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 10:07 pm

Plenty want it,

The sales figures, butchers’ shelves and Fat Lambs vs. older animal prices demonstrate your Homer Paxton-level reality dissonance, Gypsum-snorter.

Also, ‘plenty’ is a collective term. No matter how many socks and skinsuits you possess Grigory, you are just one person…

Indolent
Indolent
November 1, 2021 10:08 pm

Well played Mr Dominic.

Talk is cheap.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 10:08 pm

They had their revenge

Exactly the historical riposte I was thinking of, Zulu. 🙂

Though I noted that no such response was made towards Our Julia. More’s the pity…

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 1, 2021 10:10 pm

Brandis looked a bit worse for wear when he welcomed ScoMo off the plane.
Clearly living it up on the tax payers credit card.
Abbott should have sacked him as soon as he sabotaged the racial discrimination act amendment & ploughed on with it.

Franx
Franx
November 1, 2021 10:11 pm

Dr BeauGan
True, linguistics is not engineering, and I think that was Chomsky’s position, that human language is something else again.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 1, 2021 10:11 pm

Plenty want it

That’s what she said.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 1, 2021 10:12 pm

What happened? Was this an Obama ‘line in the sand’ moment? Six days has passed. Has there been repentance against the TyrAnnY? Where’s the ‘or what’?

This sounds awfully like … dare I say it … a broken promise by Mister* Bosi.
.
* I refuse to address retired service people by their former rank. Those who keep dropping their now redundant status are a bit suspect in my view.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 1, 2021 10:13 pm

Talk is cheap.

Yes. Yes it is. For example:

Only six days remain for you to join with the people against the tyranny of which you are part.
If you do not, may God have mercy on your soul

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 10:14 pm

Plenty want it

That’s what she said.

Shudders…

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 1, 2021 10:16 pm

Knuckle Draggersays:

November 1, 2021 at 9:35 pm

Thanks for keeping this alive, bundy baba.

Sorry, what was he keeping alive again?

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

Y’all are rushing to condemn Mr. Bosi.
Could be a tad premature with that.
Bosi may have been correct & accurate.

Has anybody bothered to check on the welfare of the Magistrate in question?

Dr Faustus
Dr Faustus
November 1, 2021 10:18 pm

Temple (UK) version has just dropped into SBS on demand.
Is it worthwhile to add to the binge watch list?

Providing you are happy to get over quite a sizeable probability issue (ie it’s possible to set up an undetected functional hospital in the lost bits of the London Underground) it’s quite entertaining – quirky, sly humour, a bit non-PC, and interesting characters.

Not a waste of time, but I’m not sure there’s enough for the second season.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 10:19 pm

Thou shalt shut thy trap about thy imagined good doings.

But…but…

How will Arky tell us about his Model A now? 🙁

Would this not qualify as a violation of his Thingo No.9? 🙁 🙁

Muddy
Muddy
November 1, 2021 10:21 pm

From mh over on AdamCat. I don’t know if it has been posted before, but it’s an interesting five minutes.

Rolf Mengele regarding his father, SS Dr. Josef Mengele.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 10:22 pm

Has anybody bothered to check on the welfare of the Magistrate in question?

My Nano-Wriggler legions report no activity of interest.

Which is just as well. After farting out infinity for so long (Thanks for nothing, Bird!), they all are desperate for a good nap…

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 1, 2021 10:22 pm

Well played Mr Dominic.
Ray Hadley would be seething.

By not jumping to respond straight away he has done two things:-
1. Told Ray he doesn’t matter; and
2. Let Ray’s kite flying run just long enough for Ray to get the hook, sinker and 20 feet of line deep into his guts. Then reel him in.
StungRay flopping about on the deck.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 10:23 pm

StungRay flopping about on the deck.

Pay that one. 🙂

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
November 1, 2021 10:28 pm

I refuse to address retired service people by their former rank. Those who keep dropping their now redundant status are a bit suspect in my view.

You have some problem with addressing me as “Lance – Corporal Zulu Kilo?”

MatrixTransform
November 1, 2021 10:31 pm

5. Thou shalt not police other’s speech.

you can’t say that and then turn comments off

😛

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 1, 2021 10:32 pm

Has anybody bothered to check on the welfare of the Magistrate in question?

Being serious for a moment, that is where this is a total c..t’s act.
Bosi thought he was playing mind games, making vague references to Big Things in Six Days.
Without actually doing anything (or intending to) he can make the magistrate (and his family) feel uncomfortable.
Maybe the magistrate will over-react and issue a warrant for contempt.
The great military strategist has made a rookie mistake. He thought his opponent was either a shrinking violet who would wilt under his withering burst, or blow his stack and make a martyr of Bosi.
What he didn’t count on was a quick “Fuck off, idiot …. CLICK”.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 1, 2021 10:34 pm

Hadley just made the whole thing up.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 1, 2021 10:38 pm

This Oculus movie is a belter.
I’ve almost Joe Biden’d my pants a few times.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 1, 2021 10:40 pm

Knuckle Draggersays:

November 1, 2021 at 10:02 pm

De Goey kicking more goals (the Hun):

The ironing of the whole thing is that, up until today, Carrinbush had a salary cap problem.
If he had done his drinkin’ and stoushin’ a month ago, they could have fired him and spent a little less than his bloated salary during trade week and maybe picked up someone who wasn’t … you know … a fuckwit.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 1, 2021 10:43 pm

feelthebernsays:

November 1, 2021 at 10:34 pm

Hadley just made the whole thing up.

Either that or it was a deliberate ploy to flush out a leaker (Keen?).
Ray through it out there to get Perrottet on his show to deny it.
You’ve been played Ray.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 1, 2021 10:46 pm

I reckon De Goey’s teammates knew this, or something like this had to be on the cards.

They came out with ‘not the first time’, ‘he’s gotta pay’ and so on.

Nobody put their hand up and said ‘Yeah, it’s a complete shock because he’s usually so quiet and professional and hates making a knob of himself in public and almost never whacks chicks on the box at pubs.’

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 1, 2021 10:54 pm

Annelise Nielsen is terrible at this US election stuff.

H B Bear
H B Bear
November 1, 2021 10:58 pm

Groogs you might be able to move some mutton for Eid. How many can you fit in the back seat of the Camry?

twostix
twostix
November 1, 2021 11:06 pm

“New South Wales Premier Dominic Perrottet has flagged that the removal of the state’s remaining COVID-19 restrictions could be brought forward as vaccination rates continue to increase.”

So the Dapto Dog Caller was blowing smoke up everyone’s arse again?
Classic stunt from the taxi driver.
Make shit up, then insist that Dom Perrottet ’96 “get on here and explain himself”.
Hadley proved one thing through the Pell saga.
He is an unreconstructed, 1950’s era, Brylcreemed religious bigot.

Don’t get too excited. It was Hazzard, Dominic Bells Palsy Passport and their masters causing trouble. No doubt there’s a big Gladys and “kill all the unvaccinated!” Chant faction left over still with plenty of power who hate Perrotet’s guts. When Perrotet didn’t fire Hazzard it was a giveaway, bad mojo.

His strategy seems to be to try and say vaccination is going so well NSW can lift the home detention of normal people ‘early’. Instead of just, say, just ordering that they be let free because as NSW Premier he says it will be so. Which smells like he doesn’t have real control and stuff like this shows there’s a faction in the NSW Liberals who really love this covid power stuff.

Lazlo
Lazlo
November 1, 2021 11:06 pm

HMAS Poitiers.

This was one they actually won. Merci beaucoup Charles Martel.

Wally Dali
Wally Dali
November 1, 2021 11:07 pm

Now you got me thinking…
these cold nights and with mine wifey in Perth for a few days, I could string up a hogget and have it carved and bagged up in the freezer by the time she got back. Kill at sundown, might have a few hours below 5 degrees Wednesday night. Con the kids into giving me a false food safety tick, burn the entrails and bask in the warm glow of being the provider… hmmm.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 1, 2021 11:16 pm

This was one they actually won. Merci beaucoup Charles Martel.

Well yes, but Tours in 732 wasn’t the one I was thinking of. The 1356 Poitiers.

Timothy Neilson
Timothy Neilson
November 1, 2021 11:16 pm

His strategy seems to be to try and say vaccination is going so well NSW can lift the home detention of normal people ‘early’. Instead of just, say, just ordering that they be let free because as NSW Premier he says it will be so. Which smells like he doesn’t have real control and stuff like this shows there’s a faction in the NSW Liberals who really love this covid power stuff.

You’re almost certainly right.
But if he really is angling to restore freedom, even if he’s having to dissemble to do it, that’s a way better situation than we’re suffering under Maximum Leader south of the Murray.

Zipster
Zipster
November 1, 2021 11:20 pm

M?ori climate activist India Logan-Riley gave a rousing speech at the opening of the United Nations climate summit in Glasgow earlier today – and had a stark warning for world leaders listening to them.

Logan-Riley, who introduced themselves on stage in Glasgow in te reo M?ori, has told G-20 leaders, in no uncertain terms, that it is imperative that they listen to young indigenous peoples and support their fight for a better future.

themselves? wokefication of english is underway. fuck off you communist pooftas

H B Bear
H B Bear
November 1, 2021 11:21 pm

If I was working at a vibrator startup I’d just keep my head down for a while.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 11:24 pm

If I was working at a vibrator startup I’d just keep my head down for a while

Trembling with…. something…

#WeAreTerriblePeople

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
November 1, 2021 11:25 pm

From Zipster’s link

The activist says climate change issues are rooted in colonialism and we must move away from modern-day forms of it.

They demand that world leaders listen to indigenous peoples, who have been fighting against resource exploitation and corporate greed and have offered real solution to climate issues.

Condemning colonialism, Logan-Riley pointed out they come from a place where land “was stolen by the British crown”.

Logan-Riley said the roots of the climate crisis began with imperialist and colonisation by Western countries and reminded British leader Boris Johnson of the colonial crimes committed against subject peoples, including those in Aotearoa.

“Two-hundred-fifty-two years ago invading forces sent by the ancestors of this presidency arrived at my ancestors’ territories, heralding an age of violence, murder and destruction enabled by documents, like the Document of Discovery, formulated in Europe.

We are supposed to take this malarkey seriously?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 1, 2021 11:27 pm

Zipstersays:

November 1, 2021 at 11:22 pm

Hilaria Baldwin is worried that husband, Alec Baldwin, will develop PTSD after fatal shooting
poor dear

PTSD?
Pompous Turd Shoots Director?

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 11:27 pm

We are supposed to take this malarkey seriously?

Only if she agrees to have a bag put over her head in ‘ritual’ apology/humiliation, Tonga-style. Like St Jacinda of The Teeth did…

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 11:28 pm

Hilaria Baldwin is worried that husband, Alec Baldwin, will develop PTSD after fatal shooting
poor dear

PTSD?
Pompous Turd Shoots Director?

Not a habit you want someone developing. Not even in Hollywood…

H B Bear
H B Bear
November 1, 2021 11:28 pm

I think I better start working on my pronouns. bruin/bru/them/they should do it. Take notes if you need to.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 1, 2021 11:31 pm

If I was working at a vibrator startup I’d just keep my head down for a while

What do we prefer as a power source?
Diesel?
Or nuclear?

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 11:31 pm

I think I better start working on my pronouns.

It’s not hard.

It’s Comrade/Comrade/Comrade.

For example: Rex Anger is a good Comrade. Comrade is a good Comrade to Comrade’s Comrades. And Comrade Comrade[self] is a superb example of Comrade’s Comradeness to all Comrade’s Comrades.

Comrade…

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 11:33 pm

What do we prefer as a power source?
Diesel?
Or nuclear?

Wind. Via the included rectal attachment and free tin of beans…

#Renewables

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
November 1, 2021 11:36 pm

Comrade/Comrade/Comrade

Like Smurf, but more progressive.

And less Blue.*

*Da Ba Dee, Da Ba Di…

Top Ender
Top Ender
November 1, 2021 11:36 pm

It’s madness for half our firefighters to be female

Bettina Arndt / The Spectator

We are currently witnessing a ludicrous campaign aiming for fifty per cent female firefighters. Prominent male bosses have taken this on as a personal crusade, like Greg Mullins the former Commissioner of Fire and Rescue NSW, who spent his last years in the job pushing this agenda.

In 2018, he introduced gender quotas where applicants were split into male and female streams and an equal number of the highest scoring men and women were chosen. That meant that a male applicant who ranked in the fifty first percentile of his gender stream missed out on a job even if he got a better score on his tests than a female. Anyone who objected was told to look for another job.

I’ve had many firefighters writing to me about this issue, ever since I attracted a huge feminist pile-on two years ago for a tweet about our brave firefighters, pointing out that it is mainly men who are risking their lives to save others and giving thanks for the good in men.

It led to a funny skirmish when one of our prominent feminists claimed the photo I used in that tweet showed a female firefighter – but she turned out to be wrong as I show in this television interview. Naturally our media responded by madly promoting female firefighters, showing photos of the small numbers of women actually involved in fighting the dreadful bushfires Australia was then experiencing.

The fracas attracted people across the country who contacted me about what’s happening in our firefighting services. Many are concerned about the new gender quotas, alarmed to see this vital service highjacked to promote a feminist agenda.

Alongside the actual quotas there’s a systematic whitewashing of the real facts about women’s roles in firefighting, misrepresenting their capabilities, denying the problems with smaller, weaker people struggling with very difficult physical tasks. Many women are being treated as star recruits, given an easy ride to get into the service, leapfrogging over able, hard-working men to achieve promotion and win awards – all to showcase that our fire services are embracing diversity.

Firefighting is seen as one of the last bastions of masculinity, a boy’s club which showcases men’s toughness, courage and strength. Naturally feminists have been determined to prove this wrong, getting women into the job to show there’s nothing women can’t do.

Now clearly there’s no problem with women becoming firefighters, provided they can actually do the work. Brenda Berkman was New York’s first female firefighter. A former lawyer she failed the fitness test when she first applied but orchestrated an anti-discrimination case claiming the tough test was deliberately designed to exclude women. She won, got into the service and faced an appallingly tough time, including death threats. But she did well, working for decades as a firefighter and ended up promoted. Good for her.

Strong, tough women like Brenda have every right to do this difficult job. But what bothered me was reading this article where Berkman was interviewed about the September 11 disaster. She complains bitterly that the press coverage of the heroic firemen who died trying to rescue people from the twin towers talked only about “firemen”, saying she had heard from female fighters everywhere complaining about the media omitting women firefighters from the story. Yet, in fact all the firefighters who died at the Twin Towers were firemen – 343 brave men. There were only 25 female fighters in the NY fire department at that time compared to 1,100 men.

It is nonsense for Berkman to claim that women’s important role in this disaster was being misrepresented. It is still mainly men doing the really tough jobs in the fire service as in most other careers which are dangerous and physically difficult. Here we have a job which everyone knows sometimes requires real bodily strength and endurance and now we have to pretend that’s not so.

I’m reminded of Douglas Murray in his recent book The Madness of Crowds where he says we are being asked to be believe in things we know can’t possibly be true and not to believe in things we have always known to be true.

The new female spin

Just look at the way firefighting is now being presented. Here’s Bronnie MacIntosh, one of the new female stars of the NSW fire service, giving a Ted Talk on why they need female firefighters. She proudly describes people being rescued because the smaller female firefighters were able to squeeze through car windows and roof cavities to reach them.

What I found particularly offensive was MacIntosh boasting that as a woman it was appropriate for her to hug the father of an injured teenage girl to reassure him that his daughter would be ok. No mention, of course, of the fact that it is deemed inappropriate for men to play that caregiving role anymore because feminists have succeeded in convincing us that men are potential predators.

This firefighting superstar also describes, with much hilarity from the audience, the story of a female firefighter holding a man’s penis as colleagues surgically remove multiple stainless steel rings from his appendage. Can you imagine the reaction if a male firefighter was to make fun of a woman who got herself in trouble by sticking something inappropriate in her vagina? Women do that sort of thing but we aren’t allowed to talk about it.

Macintosh claimed that women’s skills are needed because the job is now more diverse, with only 7 per cent of calls involving responding to fires or emergencies. That was true in the year she gave that talk, with the Fire and Rescue NSW figures from 2018-19 showing 293,468 of the 420,925 activities in the services devoted to prevention and school visits.

Funnily enough the very next year was a different story. NSW saw one of the worst bushfire seasons on record and received 190,000 emergency fire calls. This was followed by massive floods in the Northern Rivers where, in a single day, they dealt with 5,000 incidents. That’s what the service is really all about – dealing with emergencies and there’s no telling when they will happen.

But the spin is constant. Here is the Sydney Morning Herald arguing that although male firefighters have more strength, women have more endurance. Sure, that’s why in professional tennis male players play five sets and women only three?

Many women struggle with the job

As many firemen have explained to me, quite a few female firefighters are really struggling. Take a minute to look at this short, funny video showing a female firefighter competing in a competition and unable to knock down a door.

One retired fireman, who was in the service for 25 years, wrote to me about working well with female firefighters in the past – who gained entry through the normal testing process. But when the new 50/50 quota system was introduced the physical aptitude test was changed. He pointed out it no longer includes a ladder lift (this apparently was the task that stopped a large percentage of females from getting through in the past). The ladder is 11 metres long and heavy but a vital piece of equipment.

He also described the hose – “a roll of hose can weigh up to 10 kilos and firefighters may be required to carry more than one roll and when charged with water the weight, difficulty and manageability increases exponentially”. Then there’s the task of joining the hose together, which he says requires considerable grip strength. He mentioned a Sydney fire station which sent out an official memo advising the crew that the only female fire-fighter at the station would not be required to connect hose.

Add to these difficulties the incredibly heavy protective gear firefighters wear which can weigh more than 40 kilos. It’s acknowledged in some firefighting literature that retention rates are poor for female recruits, with a survey of volunteer firefighters showing reasons for dropping out including equipment being too heavy, equipment stowed too high on trucks, and problems with their protective gear. There’s also evidence that female firefighters experience higher rates of injury than male firefighters. Male firefighters regularly cover for female colleagues who can’t manage all the job.

A smooth ride to the top

Interestingly, women in the fire service are doing incredibly well. The latest 2018-19 Champions of Change report on women’s progress in firefighting notes that the key national management body, the National Council for Fire and Emergency Services, is now 65% women. Overall, only about five per cent of Australian professional firefighters are women, and about 14% of volunteer firefighters, but this report shows 29% of key management are female.

Women are being systematically encouraged into the service and pushed up the ladder. The report found all promotions for Bushfires Northern Territory that year went to women. 100% of graduate hires by Tasmania Fire Service and South Australian State and Emergency Services were women. And so it goes on….

It’s pleasing to note there have been objections to what’s happening here from female firefighters. Many of these women are concerned about all these efforts to bend the rules to admit more women, knowing that will detract from their own achievements. In Victoria, female union members tried unsuccessfully to take legal action to try to stop quotas.

I’ve made a video about firefighter gender quotas where you will see Rachel Cowling, a Victorian firefighter whose father was a fireman, talking about why she took a stand against quotas. Please help me circulate this YouTube video.

It just shows. Sensible men and women know that gender quotas undermine the legitimacy of competent women who work hard and do the job well, and create resentment and discontent in the services.

But, none of this matters to male bosses busily selling out the troops to pander to the feminist mob and their lackeys in the media.

H B Bear
H B Bear
November 1, 2021 11:40 pm

Andwew Pwobyn positively rigid on ALPBC 7pm News tonight. Almost as pleased with himself as Shit Happens and his interview with Tony Abbott.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
November 1, 2021 11:41 pm

Temple is crap. I like Mark Strong in anything but this.

Wally Dali
Wally Dali
November 1, 2021 11:43 pm

Hilaria Baldwin looks a hell of a lot like Stevie Ray Vaughan, during the smack years.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
November 1, 2021 11:48 pm

Tell the frog flog we’re naming the first boat after hiM. HMAS MACAROON.

FlyingPigs
FlyingPigs
November 1, 2021 11:59 pm

And the Chicks are Free
Terry McAuliffe is an awful person
By Andrea Widburg
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/11/terry_mcauliffe_is_an_awful_person.html

If you’ve watched Virginia gubernatorial candidate Terry McAuliffe lately, you may be guessing that he’s a pretty mean-spirited, self-centered, short-tempered jerk, who never should be allowed anywhere near political power. Now, you don’t need to guess. In a 2007 autobiography, McAuliffe freely admitted facts showing that he is quite possibly the most selfish, self-centered, unkind man in America.

In the years leading up to 2007, McAuliffe was a massively successful real estate investor and home developer. Starting in 2009, he began to invest in “green” auto technology. He ended up being investigated for visa fraud in connection with 32 wealthy Chinese nationals for whom he obtained visas in exchange for their investing $560,000 in his company.

He’s a Clintonista who raised $275 million for various Clinton activities during Bill’s presidency. He guaranteed their Chappaqua mortgage, an ethically questionable act, and was a member of the Clinton Foundation board of directors. That’s the entity the Clinton’s claimed was a charity and that most other people said was a money laundering fund. That it pretty much faded away after Hillary’s failed presidential runs suggests that the cynics had it right. McAuliffe was also an incredibly effective Democratic National Committee chair.

Then, in 2007, McAuliffe wrote his autobiography, What a Party! My Life Among Democrats: Presidents, Candidates, Donors, Activists, Alligators and Other Wild Animals. At IOTW Report, someone took the time to page through that book and discovered a couple of stories that defy belief if you’ve never spent time with someone who has a serious personality disorder.

When his wife was about to deliver one of their five children, McAuliffe was so restless his wife kicked him out of the room so that he could go to a party The Washington Post held for one of its columnists. Even other guests at the party were shocked that he was out having fun while his wife was in labor. McAuliffe, however, thinks it’s a pretty good story that deserves retelling, not embarrassment.

And then there’s the time that McAuliffe was driving home from the hospital with his wife, their newborn baby, and another sibling…and decided to stop off at a fundraiser, leaving his little family trio to sit in the car:

Dorothy was starting to well up in the backseat. She was having trouble understanding how I could be taking my wife and newborn baby to a fund-raiser on our way home from the hospital. We got to the dinner and by then Dorothy was in tears, and I left her with Justin and went inside. Little Peter was sleeping peacefully and Dorothy just sat there and poor Justin didn’t say a word. He was mortified. I was inside maybe fifteen minutes, said a few nice things about Marty, and hurried back out to the car.

McAuliffe assures readers that “I felt bad for Dorothy,” but the money was worth it, and everybody was happy later. I must admit that I don’t believe the first and third assertions. These stories show a truly unparalleled level of selfish callousness.

Those two telling anecdotes explain a lot about the man on the campaign trail. In his world, everyone is stupid, everyone is wasting his time, and everyone needs to do it his way. Because he’s a money man, he must know best. That’s why he insists that “I’m not going to let parents come into schools and actually take books out and make their own decisions. I don’t think parents should be telling schools what they should teach.” And that’s why he walks out of an interview after telling the reporter, “You should’ve asked better questions.”

On Sunday, on Meet The Press, McAuliffe tried a bit of gaslighting when he praised Virginia public schools, implying that his kids attended them: “We have a great school system in Virginia. Dorothy and I have raised our five children.”

Because he’s utterly self-centered, it didn’t seem to occur to McAuliffe that his implied personal connection to public schools could easily be checked. In fact, his four oldest children all went to pricey private schools. Only his youngest is currently attending a public school—and I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t end up in private school as soon as the election ends.

In an election, if I knew someone was a jerk but would also be a splendid political leader, I’d vote for him over a nice guy who would be a disaster. Fortunately, Virginia voters won’t have to make that choice this Tuesday.

McAuliffe, by his own admission, is a jerk, and he’s vehemently opposed to parents on the single most important issue in Virginia: Whether Virginia’s children should be taught race hatred and transgender fantasies. Voting against him should be a no-brainer for everyone who wants happy, healthy, well-adjusted, and well-educated children.

FlyingPigs
FlyingPigs
November 2, 2021 1:59 am

It is fortunate that Photias has already stopped the Nation so that DikDan doesn’t have to do anything.

Winston Smith
November 2, 2021 2:08 am

Top Ender:
We are going through a period of societal madness.
Logic has no place in persuading people back onto the path of sanity because logic never put them off it.
All we can do now is wait for the crash and help to pick up the pieces from the wreckage.
We can only do that if we are not caught up in the lunacy.

JC
JC
November 2, 2021 2:43 am

Lockdown? This is a lockdown

China Locks 30,000 Visitors Inside Shanghai Disneyland After One Guest Got Covid-19
Guests are required to take coronavirus test to exit after a positive case shuts down the park

Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:05 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:06 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:07 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:09 am

David Rowe (Anti-Business Daily).

Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:10 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:11 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:12 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:13 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:15 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:16 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:17 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:18 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:19 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:20 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:21 am
Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 4:22 am
Gabor
Gabor
November 2, 2021 4:53 am

Cup tips early please Tom!

Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 5:09 am

I don’t know what tactics they’ll use to beat the Melbourne Cup favourite Incentivise ($2.80), which should win. So I’ve backed Twilight Payment $14/$3.70 — last year’s winner) and Verry Elleegant ($17/$5) each way.

Gabor
Gabor
November 2, 2021 5:15 am

Thanks, Tom, good luck.

rosie
rosie
November 2, 2021 5:17 am

“Senator Sarah Henderson: Daniel Andrews’ ‘horrendous’ pandemic powers is an example of a Victorian ‘dictatorship’”

sky news

rosie
rosie
November 2, 2021 5:20 am

“How Qantas passengers burned through four billion points in two weeks”
leaving on a jet plane

rosie
rosie
November 2, 2021 5:26 am
johanna
johanna
November 2, 2021 5:31 am

I’m copying my comment from the Dan thread over here:

‘Calling a successful opponent ‘stupid’ may be personally gratifying, but it not only denies reality, it avoids dealing with the problem at hand.

I’m not claiming that Dickhead is a Rhodes Scholar, but he is undoubtedly a very successful politician. Cunning as a shithouse rat is the comparison that comes to mind, and shithouse rats should never be underestimated.

The problem, as others have said, is that there is no other rat from any environment who has the skills and the inclination to take him on. Victoria reminds me of the ultra-blue States in the US – no matter how awful the Democrat governments are, they keep getting elected. It takes a shatterer of icons like Trump to break through and begin the process of change. Kennett was a bit like that in his heyday.

As I have said before, Victoria has a very different political tradition to NSW, which is much more pragmatic and business oriented, and even a tad libertarian.

I can’t see a lot of change for Victorians in the forseeable, unfortunately.’

rosie
rosie
November 2, 2021 5:32 am
rosie
rosie
November 2, 2021 5:39 am
min
min
November 2, 2021 5:42 am

See my comment also on the Daniel thread where I likened Daniel’s relationship to that of Daryl and Gladys . Like Gladys, Victorians were wooed screwed and F###ed and will be done over like what is happening to her. Hopefully Daryl will fall to ICAC as Daniel to IBAC.

Mater
November 2, 2021 6:06 am
johanna
johanna
November 2, 2021 6:44 am

Person whose ‘carbon footprint’ exceeds that of a small country town:

Heir to the British throne Prince Charles called for a “vast military-style campaign” to combat climate change as he opened the COP26 summit in Glasgow on Monday.

Prince Charles, Duke of Edinburgh, called on the governments of the world to take a “war-like footing” to solve the supposed climate crisis.

“The COVID-19 pandemic has shown us just how devastating a global cross-border threat can be, climate change and biodiversity loss are no different. In fact, they pose an even greater existential threat, to the extent that we have to put ourselves on what might be called a war-like footing,” Charles said.

Claiming that “time has quite literally run out”, the British royal said that as many countries in the world are unable to make the necessary investments into so-called green technologies, it will be up to richer nations to marshal “a vast military-style campaign” with “trillions at its disposal” to fight climate change.

He argued that for this vision to work, it cannot be up to countries to create “parallel” solutions, but rather it is necessary to look towards a “global systems-level solution” in order to lead the “radical transforming of our current fossil fuel-based economy to one that is genuinely renewable and sustainable.”

So, we should take advice from someone who publicly admitted to wishing he was a tampon, and more importantly, has no idea at all what rising energy prices and the absurd demand to replace functioning boilers will mean to ordinary Brits.

As usual with that family, the only one worth feeding is a woman (Anne) but the production of male losers is way off the graph.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
November 2, 2021 6:51 am

Doom Pixie is unhappy.

‘No more whatever the f*** they are doing’ Thunberg in blistering COP26 attack on leaders (1 Nov)

The 18-year-old Swedish activist spoke to fellow climate campaigners outside the venue hosting the COP26 Summit in Glasgow to deliver a brutal rant aimed at international leaders. … “No more exploitation, no more blah, blah, blah. No more whatever the f*** they’re doing in there. “We’re sick and tired and we’re going to make the change, whether they like it or not.”

Bring it on kiddo. Global warming clearly isn’t happening in real world data and the Right has all the guns, at least in the US.

Vicki
Vicki
November 2, 2021 7:03 am

Anybody know the truth of what is happening in Israel? ABC is reporting that, after the 3rd booster, infections have plummeted & they have now opened international borders.

Last time I heard was that the hospitals were full of double vaccinated COVID patients.

calli
calli
November 2, 2021 7:06 am

This just appeared in my Inbox from Service NSW.

Getting the booster vaccination is not mandatory but it will strengthen your immune system and help maintain a high level of protection against serious illness from the COVID-19 virus.

It looks as if they’ve found a way out of the painted-in corner. Possibly over the large uptake of the initial inoculation.

Early days, but I hope so.

calli
calli
November 2, 2021 7:10 am

Heir to the British throne Prince Charles called for a “vast military-style campaign” to combat climate change as he opened the COP26 summit in Glasgow on Monday.

Releasing his inner Kaiser Bill. It’s genetic.

Although I doubt even the Kaiser would have wished himself a ladies’ sanitary product.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 2, 2021 7:13 am

John Roberts could have done this next week.
But no, he had to do it the day before the elections.

NEWS ALERT
Supreme Court Questions Texas Abortion Law
Supreme Court justices asked skeptical questions about Texas’ abortion ban and the state’s efforts to shield its law from judicial scrutiny.

Dot
Dot
November 2, 2021 7:14 am

When Perrotet didn’t fire Hazzard it was a giveaway, bad mojo.

I won’t trust him until he sacks Hazzard & Elliot.

Dot
Dot
November 2, 2021 7:17 am

As usual with that family, the only one worth feeding is a woman (Anne) but the production of male losers is way off the graph.

George & Charlotte are worth feeding. If the Queen can’t stay on the throne until she’s 120, republic now, please.

We almost have the heads of state of two major nuclear powers as cornholio and a tampon.

All we need now is Hank Hill and a lesbian seagull.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 2, 2021 7:21 am

All this fake opposition ends tomorrow post the elections.

Manchin Reiterates Concerns About Democrats’ Social-Spending, Climate Bill
Sen. Joe Manchin sharply criticized Democrats’ $1.85 trillion social and climate spending plan, complicating efforts to reach agreement on the legislation.

SALT & PBM reforms get binned & the bill passes lickety-split.

rosie
rosie
November 2, 2021 7:22 am

“Israeli study: COVID booster shots 92% effective at preventing serious illness”
times of Israel

calli
calli
November 2, 2021 7:23 am

Since I can’t comment on the Ten Thingos in situ, I will comment here.

As usual, the best one is the last:

10. If thou see someone who need thy help, thou shalt lend a hand.

Amen.

min
min
November 2, 2021 7:26 am

Who is Cornolio a description more fitted to Boris than Brandon ?

rosie
rosie
November 2, 2021 7:27 am
calli
calli
November 2, 2021 7:27 am

it will be up to richer nations to marshal “a vast military-style campaign” with “trillions at its disposal” to fight climate change.

I suppose expecting both rich and poor to bend over and pick up their rubbish isn’t sexy enough.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 2, 2021 7:29 am

Glasgow is the biggest distraction squirrel of all time.
Also, there’s an episode of Game of Thrones where many of the big wigs assemble in the citadel while the sexy queen stays in the keep.
Everyone is saying “where is the queen” and then she blows up the citadel with green goo.
Where’s Xi, where’s Putin?
Just sayin’.
PS, not making any Bosi style predictions.

Dot
Dot
November 2, 2021 7:37 am

Fuck the Queen. Fuck the Queensguard.

Is what Morrison should say.

Ah yes, Greta Doom Pixie Thunberg, the High Sparrow and her fanatics.

There has to be a stupid lovesick boy king who would otherwise on maturity make a good ruler…except we know Castro Jnr will never mature.

calli
calli
November 2, 2021 7:37 am

While you’re here, Bern…

I found this.

True.

P
P
November 2, 2021 7:38 am

Today is All Souls’ Day.

Responsorial Psalm of the Mass: Psalm 23.

min
min
November 2, 2021 7:38 am

Brandon is saying he is going to weatherise American homes with solar panels and ? Another Rudd disaster perhaps with new roof insulation Do they have pink bats in the USA ?

rosie
rosie
November 2, 2021 7:38 am

I’m sick of the climate change cult.
Bosi quality predictions.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
November 2, 2021 7:39 am

Sounds great.

Bennett asks Australian PM to designate Hezbollah a terror group (1 Nov)

Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett met Monday with his Australian counterpart, Scott Morrison, at the sidelines of the climate conference being held in Glasgow, Scotland. … Prime Minister Bennett urged Morrison to strongly condemn Iran at the upcoming International Atomic Energy Agency’s Board of Governors meeting, set to be held later this month. Bennett also called on Morrison to have Hezbollah and all of its affiliates designated terrorist organizations by Australian authorities.

I wonder if this will be reported in our local MSM? It’s not on the Sky News website, and they’re the least lefty of the bunch.

Mother Lode
Mother Lode
November 2, 2021 7:39 am

China Locks 30,000 Visitors Inside Shanghai Disneyland After One Guest Got Covid-19

Dan Andrews says, “Hold my beer…”

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 2, 2021 7:39 am

Prince Charles, Duke of Edinburgh, called on the governments of the world to take a “war-like footing” to solve the supposed climate crisis.

I’ll take this professional hobbyist seriously when he goes out and mows enough of other people’s lawns to pay the average British power bill. Repeatedly.

In simpler, better times the heir to the throne would have had the decency to kill off the incumbent in a ‘hunting accident’ decades ago and take the throne himself – thus allowing him to be deposed by someone better and then starved to death in the Tower.

rosie
rosie
November 2, 2021 7:41 am
Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 2, 2021 7:41 am

Great post overnight TE, vis-a-vis firies.

There’s some equally disturbing equivalence in other fields of endeavour.

jupes
jupes
November 2, 2021 7:42 am

I watched a documentary on Lancaster bombers last night. Lancaster crews mainly comprised young men in their late teens or early twenties. They all volunteered for bomber command and were required to complete 30 missions. Their chances of survival were one in three. If they survived their first five missions these odds improved to 50:50.

They lived in a society which was willing to sacrifice young lives in the cause of freedom. It was the right thing to do and these young men did not let them down. Compare the character of those men and that society to the contemporary world. Men with no chests led by morons, cowering before the most minor threat and willing to give up freedom for ‘safety’.

Western civilisation has degenerated into a weak, pathetic, immoral shell of its former glory.

Boambee John
Boambee John
November 2, 2021 7:43 am

Sancho

So the Dapto Dog Caller was blowing smoke up everyone’s arse again?
Classic stunt from the taxi driver.

I suspect that what happened was Health Hazzard and Cherry Kant making a last bid for relevance, by trying to set a narrative against Dom Perrotet ’96. The DDC was just the tool (in more ways than one) that they used.

rosie
rosie
November 2, 2021 7:45 am

There is a video floating about of Greta Thunberg and a guy in overalls dancing /singing that Rick Astley number to an adoring audience.

Saving the planet requires all sorts of sacrifices.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 2, 2021 7:46 am

LOL, calli.
Glorious.

Winston Smith
November 2, 2021 7:47 am

Min:

Do they have pink bats in the USA ?

Yes but that’s enough of Pelosi…

(So predictable…)

rosie
rosie
November 2, 2021 7:48 am

On the other hand both the ‘senior minister’ and Hadley got confused and thought ‘opening up at 95%’ meant pushing the date back, not bringing it forward.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 2, 2021 7:49 am

Tim Dillon put out a spoof of the Southwest pilot’s Lets Go Brandon gag.
Iowa Hawk has retweeted something that has NBC/MSNBC logo’s on it.
Does this mean NBC/MSNBC got suckered & aired a spoof?

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 2, 2021 7:49 am

Excellent blow-up storm, just passed through. Plenty of snap and crackle. Half an inch of wet stuff in 25 minutes.

Only a little one, but very promising.

Top Ender
Top Ender
November 2, 2021 7:50 am

If the Queen can’t stay on the throne until she’s 120, republic now, please.

Does that mean Peter Fitzsimian for President?

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 2, 2021 7:51 am

#staysafedarwin

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 2, 2021 7:53 am

#staysafedarwin

We will rebuild.

Back better.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 2, 2021 7:54 am

BJ at 7:43.
The ingredients are all there.
A power hungry Elf Bureacracy fighting a rear-guard action to wrest back control.
An Elf Minister who quite likes the limelight and doesn’t want to go back to the drudgery of approving the cheapest bedpan supplier and squabbling with the nurses unions.
An egotistical but dim dog caller who likes to hold court every morning.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 2, 2021 7:56 am

Apart from Great House to run a place today, I have no idea.
I just can’t see the bookies getting their pants pulled down over Incentivise.
They had a win with Zaaki getting scratched from the Cox Plate, but bookies are greedy.
They want it all.

johanna
johanna
November 2, 2021 7:58 am

Knuckle Dragger says:
November 2, 2021 at 7:39 am

Prince Charles, Duke of Edinburgh, called on the governments of the world to take a “war-like footing” to solve the supposed climate crisis.

I’ll take this professional hobbyist seriously when he goes out and mows enough of other people’s lawns to pay the average British power bill. Repeatedly.

In simpler, better times the heir to the throne would have had the decency to kill off the incumbent in a ‘hunting accident’ decades ago and take the throne himself – thus allowing him to be deposed by someone better and then starved to death in the Tower.

Good point. For some reason, people who have never had to rinse their own toothbrush are now telling everybody to ‘lower their expectations.

Tom
Tom
November 2, 2021 7:58 am

Dragger at 7.49am, the Wet’s late if it hasn’t arrived by January, but 1.5 months before Christmas is officially early. You’re just a storm junkie.

CrazyOldRanga
CrazyOldRanga
November 2, 2021 7:58 am

The Stone Age.
The Bronze Age.
The Iron Age.
The Age of Reason.
The Space Age.

The Safe Age.

Cassie of Sydney
November 2, 2021 7:58 am

“Western civilisation has degenerated into a weak, pathetic, immoral shell of its former glory.”

Correct….and what has caused this degeneration? The collapse of religion, the sexual revolution, economic affluence, feminism and socialism.

We need to be reactionaries and we need to be proud of it.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 2, 2021 8:02 am

You’re just a storm junkie.

Well, yes Tom. However, it’s been fucking putrid up here for the past month and October was 150mm down on last year. It’s just nice not to be sitting in a pool of nut sweat at 6.30 a.m.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
November 2, 2021 8:03 am

Thanx JC. Thought as much.

Bit dusty this morning. Just comerorated a relative, apparently a plain clothes type who was pivitol in bringing down an absolute grub of a criminal. None of us could get into Queensland.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 2, 2021 8:04 am

It’s just nice not to be sitting in a pool of nut sweat at 6.30 a.m.

Buttigieg’s wet dream.

(scurries away).

Cassie of Sydney
November 2, 2021 8:09 am

Yesterday on a work zoom call, one of my managers, your atypical progressive hypocrite who earns buckets of money, was talking about a matter we’re involved with in Kentucky USA. This manager then numerous disparaging remark about how Kentucky is “Trump” country and if if you went to Kentucky you’d no doubt see people wearing “MAGA” hats. Many on the call laughed, chortled and sniggered out loud (I didn’t and some others didn’t). After the call I looked up Kentucky and saw that Kentucky has a Democrat governor and that there are more registered Democrats in Kentucky than Republicans.

calli
calli
November 2, 2021 8:10 am

“Western civilisation has degenerated into a weak, pathetic, immoral shell of its former glory.”

I wonder too if there isn’t a physiological influence as well – chemical cocktails including microplastics in the environment for instance. While the usual suspects wring their hands about temperature, my chief bugbear is garbage and waste.

We seem to be in a perfect storm of physical and spiritual (or, if you like, moral) degradation, without the will to tackle it in the simplest of ways. That is, starting in the home. Our telescopic philanthropy has us viewing far away causes while ignoring our toddler of a country teetering on the precipice.

calli
calli
November 2, 2021 8:15 am

And speaking of “starting in the home”, time to wage war on weeds before the Yellow Face gets much higher and shrivels usss up, precioussss.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 2, 2021 8:15 am

The Melbourne Cup should be called the Northern Dancer Cup.

johanna
johanna
November 2, 2021 8:18 am

I must disagree with the ‘for the first time ever, we are going down the plughole’ crowd here.

Because da meedja, or plastics, or something.

FGS, has anyone here ever read any history?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 2, 2021 8:23 am

My best bets for today.
No Standing.
Sovereign Being.
Timely Repentance (each way bet).

rosie
rosie
November 2, 2021 8:25 am

You’re betting on a one conveyance race sancho.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 2, 2021 8:28 am

That’s why Timely Repentance is an each-way bet.

Dot
Dot
November 2, 2021 8:30 am

Does that mean Peter Fitzsimian for President?

I’d rather a punching bag/French sex doll for President than a tampon for King.

It’s like giant douche v turd sandwich all over again…

*We want Anne…we want Louis Mount Battenberg, we want lil George…*

“Elect or a appoint a President – why you might get some self important idiot…”

Anyway, I have fairly out there ideas like ostracism (and outlawry as a corollary for breaking the first rule) for piss poor public performance; the Greek model for democracy and republicanism had hard edges, like imbibing hemlock.

Dot
Dot
November 2, 2021 8:33 am

Fuck Ray Hadley!

Let’s go, Alan!

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
November 2, 2021 8:34 am

I wonder too if there isn’t a physiological influence as well

Calli – I don’t think so. Rather it’s because the whole world is now so interconnected that a cult can spread everywhere so fast that there’s no chance for it to be avoided. Once it takes hold the need for humans to belong, and the fear of being excluded, means that everyone must adhere to it. There then is no escape.

Previous examples are obvious, but tended to be limited to geographical areas, like Europe in the 1930s. Other places had time to build mental defenses. Now that isn’t possible.

The COP and Covid and woke have become necessary for people to believe. That they are basically erroneous doesn’t prevent that necessity.

That the education system reinforces this so strongly, by indoctrinating every single child, makes it even harder for the newest generations to mentally escape. It’s as crazy as the Xhosa when they killed all their cattle on say so of a teenage prophetess. Whereupon they starved. We again have a teenage prophetess, and the movement she represents is also crazy and Malthusian.

It is quite biblical though: Rom 1:21-22ff, 2 Thess 2:11-12.

Fair Shake
Fair Shake
November 2, 2021 8:35 am

Arrived back in Melbourne (sighs) and visiting me ma in NE Victoria. Up North It is so green at the moment it looks so out of place. Dams are full, grass is 5’ high in most areas, hay being cut. Gardens look fantastic with flowers in full bloom. It really is a great time of the year to visit. …and yes most of the population has hay fever which at some point they all suspect is COVID.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 2, 2021 8:36 am

Dotsays:

November 2, 2021 at 8:33 am

Fuck Ray Hadley!

It seems that Dom may have beaten you to it.
Never jump aboard the Hadley train without checking.

Fair Shake
Fair Shake
November 2, 2021 8:37 am

I’m sick of the climate change cult.
I’m giving this cult the miss and waiting for the next one. Fingers xed it includes positive views towards alcohol.

Pogria
Pogria
November 2, 2021 8:37 am

Earlier in this thread, last night I think, Ed Case(Grigs, sock puppet, whatever), was bemoaning the loss of the Mutton Industry. Australia has a thriving Mutton Industry. Almost 100% is sent to India and Pakistan, with smaller shipments sent to various countries in the Middle East. The Indians can’t get enough of our Mutton.

The old breeder ewes are not given a ceremony and headstone when their usefulness is over. Also, every can of cat or dog food that states it contains “lamb”, on the label, is made with Mutton. I actually like Mutton myself, but then I like game meat and don’t try to hide the “gamey” flavour when I cook it.

Dot
Dot
November 2, 2021 8:37 am

My picks for the big event:

1. Prince of the Realm.
2. Act of Settlement.
3. Judicial Collusion.

johanna
johanna
November 2, 2021 8:39 am

I wonder too if there isn’t a physiological influence as well – chemical cocktails including microplastics in the environment for instance. While the usual suspects wring their hands about temperature, my chief bugbear is garbage and waste.

Waste? There is nothing more ‘wasteful’ than Nature, which throws out a zillion human sperm cells which never amount to anything. Which throws millions of pollens in the hope that a few of them might meet a recipient. Which booms and busts animal cycles.

Almost all activity on the planet is what somebody describes as ‘waste.’ Apparently, we should feel guilty about it, I, for one, don’t.

Been blasting out The Supremes this morning. You know, those symbols of why black artists were oppressed:

You can’t hurry love!

Dot
Dot
November 2, 2021 8:42 am

It seems my comments about the French went too far.I got a bit jingoistic defending our lovely rock ribbed conservative PM, the Hon. Mr Scott Morrison.

A righteous ALP government would never be biased against France and solely buy American, German, Swedish & Austrian tech.

I adore our French made F/A-18s, Leopard II /Abrams tanks, Steyr rifles and Kockums submarines & Karl Gustav recoilless rifles.

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 2, 2021 8:43 am

If Trump appeared to fall asleep at a gig or allegedly shat his pants while meeting fake-pope imagine how much coverage it would be given.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
November 2, 2021 8:44 am

And of course if you don’t believe you are cast out, incarcerated, burned at stake. As has happened over and over in history. Fear is a great way of keeping a cult going.

Archbishop apologises for comparing climate change to Holocaust (1 Nov)

The Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby apologised on Monday for suggesting that the impact of climate change would be worse than Nazi genocide.

You can see why people might be scared to disbelieve the cult. Nuremberg trials and hangman’s nooses are quite threatening.

Dot
Dot
November 2, 2021 8:44 am

Well you know in 1975 Trump asked Candace Bergen out on a date and she said no?

LOL what a loser!

feelthebern
feelthebern
November 2, 2021 8:46 am

I love the footage of Don Lemon being harassed in….Florida.
Considering how much time Lemon has spent abusing & telling lies about Florida, I’m shocked he decided to spend the weekend there.
Also amazing the carbon footprint for him to have a quick out of state getaway.
Such hypocrites.

Eyrie
Eyrie
November 2, 2021 8:49 am

Nature consists of organisms looking around their environment and saying “what can I eat?” so as to utilise that environment to the max for reproduction and the hell with any consequences such as waste products. Followed by “what is trying to eat me?” and “how can I stop it by any means including killing it?”.
Humans are the only organisms to care about the environment and then only when they are fed, clothed and sheltered to a fairly high level.
After all look what happened when an organism arose that produced oxygen as a waste product. Enormous die off so that anaerobic organisms only exist now in a few niches, probably living in fear of that poisonous gas, oxygen.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
November 2, 2021 8:50 am

From the Oz re Mr Gordon G Toey.

Sports lawyer Paul Horvath, who has represented swimmer Shayna Jack and Essendon’s Mark Thompson through the Essendon saga, said, if charges were proved, Collingwood could sack De Goey.

But, if he came to a negotiated settlement with a New York Court or plead guilty to a lesser charge, it would be hard — but not impossible — to terminate him.

“I practice in sports law as well as employment law and if a person is guilty of serious misconduct it’s generally the basis to terminate a contract,” Horvath told the Herald Sun.

Sports Law?
Sorry buddy, there is no such thing as a separate stream of law relating to sport.
It has no standing.
Refer Vicar of Rugby v Folau.

Fair Shake
Fair Shake
November 2, 2021 8:51 am

To young men (or women Loretta) the science is in on Greta. She scored very low on hotness and v high on the crazy axis. Rated a No Go based on the Universal hot-crazy matrix.

Dot
Dot
November 2, 2021 8:51 am

Government and government largesse are the only things that are consistently or evolutionarily wasteful.

Cassie of Sydney
November 2, 2021 8:51 am

“We again have a teenage prophetess, and the movement she represents is also crazy and Malthusian.”

Correct…..I watched Sky News last night and saw the screaming crowds of young people thronging around Greta when she arrived in Glasgow.

When I watch Greta I’m reminded of the Pied Piper of Hamelin. This climate change cult is very medieval.

GreyRanga
GreyRanga
November 2, 2021 8:51 am

While the usual suspects wring their hands about temperature, my chief bugbear is garbage and waste.

Always been a concern of mine and that was before it was a thing. Pre-packaging, where the cost of the package and the amount of space it takes up is more than the item. Old mate used to import stuff from the US by air container. Fixed cost for the container. It was 5% full by volume and weight the rest airspace around the minimal packaging. He imported anything free of freight charges for his customers.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
November 2, 2021 8:53 am

A bit of each way money on Explosive Jack with Johnny Allen on board wouldn’t hurt.
Allen is in a purple patch and covers the Irish connection of recent years. The horse is capable at 2400 but hasn’t shown much since winning the Australian & SA Derby in May. Rested and could return to form.
If there’s bustling going on up the straight, Allen usually comes out best.
Don’t bother following him after Cup day, he’s suspended.

H B Bear
H B Bear
November 2, 2021 8:56 am

Well you know in 1975 Trump asked Candace Bergen out on a date and she said no?

The Donald plays a minor role in American Psycho. The book is a bit challenging and not recommended for nannas.

Bear Necessities
Bear Necessities
November 2, 2021 8:57 am

Glasgow is the biggest distraction squirrel of all time.
Also, there’s an episode of Game of Thrones where many of the big wigs assemble in the citadel while the sexy queen stays in the keep.
Everyone is saying “where is the queen” and then she blows up the citadel with green goo.
Where’s Xi, where’s Putin?
Just sayin’.
PS, not making any Bosi style predictions.

Who will be the Tommen who jumps out the window? One of the best scenes in Game of Thrones.

H B Bear
H B Bear
November 2, 2021 8:58 am

Farmer Gez – I’m putting $10 each way on Phar Lap. It looked good on the News last night.

jupes
jupes
November 2, 2021 9:06 am

Another obvious sign of the degeneration of our society is the length of time it takes to do anything.

Submarines for example. In the 50s the Brits made a deal with the US to produce nuclear submarines (a new technology) for the RN. Four years later the first boat was launched and another three years after that, HMS Dreadnaught was commissioned.

Compare that with the Aus-Frog debacle. Five years after the initial announcement of the project, the deal was ended while still in the planning stage. They hadn’t even started building the first one which wasn’t due for another decade or so in the future. This for a boat with the same propulsion system as the AE1 and AE2 – diesel electric.

Why? I believe part of the problem is technology. Modern data and communication systems need complicated security systems to be installed into buildings and infrastructure. Far from making the process easier and quicker, modern technology introduces unnecessary complexity and is time consuming.

But that isn’t the only reason for the exorbitant amount of time it takes to get anything done. Bureaucratic and legal procedures take far too much time than is required. Five years after the start of the Brereton enquiry, not one digger has been charged. Compare with war crime tribunals after the end of WW2. The top Nazis were investigated, tried and executed within a year. (Of course they were actual criminals, unlike the accused in the Brereton disgrace). Another example: The Lindt Cafe inquest took almost two and half years!

I don’t know where I’m actually going with all this but I reckon that unless we get out of this torpor, our civilisation and country is going down big time. We put more energy into fantasy (climate change) and triviality (gender rubbish) and faff about doing important things like building weapons.

Thus endeth the rant.

rosie
rosie
November 2, 2021 9:07 am
H B Bear
H B Bear
November 2, 2021 9:09 am

Earlier in this thread, last night I think, Ed Case(Grigs, sock puppet, whatever), was bemoaning the loss of the Mutton Industry.

Groogs, the Mutton King.

Cassie of Sydney
November 2, 2021 9:12 am

“Another example: The Lindt Cafe inquest took almost two and half years!”

Yep, although I think this torpor is an Australian problem…..the Brits manage to conduct trials and inquests within months of the events taking place.

H B Bear
H B Bear
November 2, 2021 9:14 am

LOL, Victoriastan Lieboral crashes into a house. At least he was pissed at the time.

That doesn’t explain joining the Lieborals.

srr
srr
November 2, 2021 9:14 am

feelthebernsays:
November 2, 2021 at 8:15 am
The Melbourne Cup should be called the Northern Dancer Cup.

Bought a Northern Dancer line bred mare once.
Breeder thought she couldn’t handle her feed.
“Home” bred & reared i.e. spoiled pet, she just couldn’t handle racing stable living.
We fixed that.
Larry Pickering trained her for us.
She ‘went through a fence’.
Her injury meant she couldn’t race.
He tried to buy her from us, to breed from.
It’s all the rest of the story I can’t share that’s particularly interesting, but yeah, Northern Dancer, Nearco, as with people in The Bible, there are blessed family lines in animals to and sometimes, when long ago split families re-join, double blessings happen.

Top Ender
Top Ender
November 2, 2021 9:16 am

I watched Sky News last night and saw the screaming crowds of young people thronging around Greta when she arrived in Glasgow.

There was a survey done some years back of teenagers, about what they wanted to be in later life. Lotsa loaded words such as “generous” and “educated” and so on.

A majority of them wanted to be “rich” and “famous”.

Dot
Dot
November 2, 2021 9:16 am

Why? I believe part of the problem is technology. Modern data and communication systems need complicated security systems to be installed into buildings and infrastructure. Far from making the process easier and quicker, modern technology introduces unnecessary complexity and is time consuming.

Government is the problem, a coder can make their own blockchain in minutes and a currency in months.

H B Bear
H B Bear
November 2, 2021 9:17 am

Yep, although I think this torpor is an Australian problem…..the Brits manage to conduct trials and inquests within months of the events taking place.

A few members of the Ulster Constabulary might take issue with this.

Dot
Dot
November 2, 2021 9:18 am

…government in the context of a lazy, entitled society that idolises graft but yet demonises successful people who work hard, take risks or who solve problems.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
November 2, 2021 9:21 am

Chairman Dan is a winner on Cup day.
Victoria has passed NSW in total cases for the Winter/Spring outbreaks.
He’s had unbeaten form over the distance.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
November 2, 2021 9:21 am

Sports lawyer Paul Horvath, who has represented swimmer Shayna Jack and Essendon’s Mark Thompson through the Essendon saga

Geez, didn’t that go well for Our Shayna and Bomber. Both walked out of that unscathed, thanks to sports lawyers.

Cassie of Sydney
November 2, 2021 9:23 am

“A few members of the Ulster Constabulary might take issue with this.”

Yes, but that’s political.

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