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Frank
Frank
January 11, 2022 9:10 pm

Coles introduces new nationwide buying limits on certain products

Some smart guy once said that we’re all only three meals away from barbarity. Should be fun to finding out, might start oiling the crossbow.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

Don’t worry about it any Speedbox:

Therefore, my comments upthread are partially out of date. The law has finally caught up with the practice of advertising a car prior to securing a RWC.

Qld public service isn’t able to keep up with modern efficiencies & stuff.

Probably because they don’t have enough public servants.

(That wasn’t what I was meaning anyway, though I do buy & sell a lot of cars)

Speedbox
January 11, 2022 9:12 pm

Yes RockDr. The last time I visited Adelaide was 3 years ago and although there are plenty of modern cars, there are some shockers on the road as well (almost literally as well as figuratively). Remember Julia Gillard’s ‘Cash for Clunkers’ scheme? Adelaide would have been ground zero.

Razey
Razey
January 11, 2022 9:15 pm

Matersays:
January 11, 2022 at 8:11 pm
Just finished speaking to a Daycare manager. They are on the verge of shutting up shop due to lack of staff (due to Covid ‘furloughing’).

Not being able to put their kids in daycare should have a nice knock on effect for ‘essential’ workers. A perfect storm.

The momentum builds.

The Moronic variant.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 11, 2022 9:15 pm

To Perth today – stopped off at a watering hole for a counter lunch. “No proof of vaccination, no service.” You can install an app on your phone, if you have a spare half hour or so..

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 9:17 pm

BJ at 8:45.

Remember, they are advised by bureaucrats who think that fuel comes from road tankers, and don’t know how to change a tyre.

In most cases, I would agree, BJ.
But Lindsay has Dan on speed-dial.
If Lindsay is running short of drivers (aka profit) it will get fixed.

Miss Anthropist
Miss Anthropist
January 11, 2022 9:18 pm

I miss Struth.
The Cassandra of Catalaxy.
The site seer.
The Ayotolla of Rock and Rolla.
Mr. 76%.
Sometimes a little over the top but generally astoundingly accurate appertaining to Australia’s downhill direction.

H B Bear
H B Bear
January 11, 2022 9:19 pm

Pants required to vote?

I’m in dispute with the AEC over that.

Bruce of Newcastle
Bruce of Newcastle
January 11, 2022 9:20 pm

Haha, just wrote a subversive response to Ivan’s 9:04pm comment.
Asprin might’ve been mentioned.
The spam monster immediately ate it.
No unclean thoughts about covid are allowed on WordPress.

Ed Case
Ed Case
January 11, 2022 9:22 pm

Fires will come next, then blackouts.
I’d say, buy a Metho Stove, stock up on water and remember, Kippers are cheaper than Sardines or canned Tuna, and much more palatable, as well as being fairly nutritious.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 9:26 pm

twostixsays:
January 11, 2022 at 7:12 pm

Hi, Struth’s other account…

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 9:27 pm

Kippers are cheaper than Sardines or canned Tuna, and much more palatable, as well as being fairly nutritious.

Fish are full of crystalline salt.

Are you trying to get us all poisoned, Grigory?

#MostLikely

H B Bear
H B Bear
January 11, 2022 9:27 pm

Zulu – sounds like someone off on a frolic of their own. My understanding if licensed capacity greater than 500 no vaxx = no admittance. Otherwise you are good to go. My local hotel is owned by one of the big landlords and now has a dedicated door whore. No point arguing the toss. Keep on truckin’ as they say.

Wally Dalí
Wally Dalí
January 11, 2022 9:28 pm

Talked to a bloke today who is building an internal Covid quarantine camp for Roy Hill mine. Interesting what you can do when you’re the world’s richest woman or whatever Reinhardt is meant to be.

rickw
rickw
January 11, 2022 9:29 pm

new buying limits for certain groceries

Fuck communism is reliable, doesn’t matter how it’s diced and packaged it always ends up in exactly the same place!

Speedbox
January 11, 2022 9:29 pm

Another quick story about Adelaide cars.

Many years ago I was in a taxi in Adelaide and the car was frightful. The ride was terrible and you could hear the shockers ‘rattling’ around and there was no bump absorption. Tyres could have been part of the problem but the shockers (and possibly springs) were totally stuffed. I turned to the driver and said “Do they still have a Midas in Adelaide?” The driver, who I guess was a contractor, looked at me and said “dunno”.

I think taxis are supposed to be inspected regularly in Adelaide but there was no doubt that this one hadn’t seen the inside of a suspension workshop in its life.

Wally Dalí
Wally Dalí
January 11, 2022 9:30 pm

And HB, Marx McGowan has made no bones about excluding unjabbed from everywhere but the supermarkets, so get ready to QR code everywhere. It is, of course, the Australia Card.

H B Bear
H B Bear
January 11, 2022 9:31 pm

Speedbox

Remember Julia Gillard’s ‘Cash for Clunkers’ scheme? Adelaide would have been ground zero.

Magna 380s?

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 11, 2022 9:31 pm

No point arguing the toss. Keep on truckin’ as they say.

Can’t be arsed, arguing.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 11, 2022 9:31 pm

Only 80% humidity tonight.
Nice.

H B Bear
H B Bear
January 11, 2022 9:34 pm

Wally – expect I will be on the Nescafé shortly.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 9:35 pm

Talked to a bloke today who is building an internal Covid quarantine camp for Roy Hill mine. Interesting what you can do when you’re the world’s richest woman or whatever Reinhardt is meant to be.

Yay. One extra week on… 🙁

rickw
rickw
January 11, 2022 9:36 pm

Now this is some great workshop art:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWLTZBkRmHs

H B Bear
H B Bear
January 11, 2022 9:36 pm

I will be like a 16yo kid outside a liquor store trying to get somebody to buy me some beans.

bespoke
bespoke
January 11, 2022 9:37 pm

Seeking a gold star for speculating on things that many have done for a long time is like a toddler looking for validation after going to the potty, at some point it become tiresome.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 9:41 pm

Ed Casesays:

January 11, 2022 at 9:22 pm

Fires will come next, then blackouts

You forgot plague of frogs.
BTW, about last night.
Congratulations on finding those power tool review threads from the Whirlpool forum from 1994.
Well done.

Speedbox
January 11, 2022 9:44 pm

H B Bear says:
January 11, 2022 at 9:31 pm

The 380 was a good(ish) car but FWD was the problem. I have often wondered if RWD would have saved it but the time/cost to engineer a RWD version was never on the table. Not even close.

Notwithstanding the 380, I had a very good relationship with Mitsubishi for many years. They were fulsome in their assistance/guidance and the Evolution cars were awesome.

————
Ok, wife’s home. Night all.

Razey
Razey
January 11, 2022 9:45 pm

Bruce of Newcastlesays:
January 11, 2022 at 9:20 pm
Haha, just wrote a subversive response to Ivan’s 9:04pm comment.
Asprin might’ve been mentioned.
The spam monster immediately ate it.
No unclean thoughts about covid are allowed on WordPress.

I knew about asprin some time ago so stocked up.

I never bothered with dunny paper as I figured washing off in the shower would be sufficient and also save money. The panic over it just confirms how dumb the sheep really are.

miltonf
miltonf
January 11, 2022 9:48 pm

I don’t see any problems with EVs and the electrical supply grid.
The planning has already been done & the government is actively pursuing it. What is it, you ask??

You peasants will own nothing and you will be happy.
The elite will own the fancy EVs, the small number of which will cause the existing grid no problems at all.

Agree- I think that’s what they’re up to. Like BloJob in the yookay.

Timothy Neilson
Timothy Neilson
January 11, 2022 9:49 pm

Well over one in 40 Victorians are now current “active cases” of covid.
But the real problem is, of course, that one individual has flown in from Serbia, even though he’s tested negative.
Only Maximum Leader can save us!!!!
Oh, wait, Maximum Leader, having recently extended the “emergency powers” he got himself in December to “keep us safe”, is saying that it’s a Commonwealth matter.
So Maximum Leader is helpless in the face of Commonwealth inaction.
So hard to keep up with the Current Truth.

Frank
Frank
January 11, 2022 9:51 pm

You forgot plague of frogs.

I thought it was a plague of boils? But he is onto something with the fish thing. A lesson from Venezuela is that tinned tuna holds its value when all else goes to shit, like the currency.

Rockdoctor
Rockdoctor
January 11, 2022 9:52 pm

Speedbox my experience of Adelaide was it is a PIA to get around. Before smart phones and GPS’s anyway. Remember first run to airport from site by road (We normally went in/out in light twin engine aircraft) one time getting disoriented even though I was on the right path from a lack of signage. Got off the Princes Hwy southbound on to some expressway near Gawler, then fumbled my may through the northern suburbs towards the airport till I hit Henley Beach rd. Excellent I know where I am now. Made it to the airport in nick of time from there but lack of signage that I am used to in bigger capitals was irritating.

I haven’t been to Adelaide in over 10 years but it is one thing I do hope they have rectified, along with that ludicrous 15km/h road works zone limit.

miltonf
miltonf
January 11, 2022 9:53 pm

Remember two members of the current mis government don’t do much to hide their links with the WEF. Bragg and Hunt. How many other are linked that we don’t know about not to mention the liars and greenfilth?

Miss Anthropist
Miss Anthropist
January 11, 2022 9:53 pm

Speedbox,
Are you sure you know what fulsome means?
Again asking for a pedantic friend.
Not being a pedagogue myself.

Miss Anthropist
Miss Anthropist
January 11, 2022 9:55 pm

Miltonf,
Hunt’s extended family are neck deep and minting it with big pharma.

Ed Case
Ed Case
January 11, 2022 9:58 pm

It was a Plague of Hemorrhoids.
It rained Frogs and Blood too.
Found some Zinc Citrate in the fridge, took 2 after Tea and had leg cramps 2 nights
Kippers on toast, no leg cramps.
Never tried Kippers before, it’s not bad at all.
I’d say supplementing with Zinc is a waste of time though.

Miss Anthropist
Miss Anthropist
January 11, 2022 10:04 pm

The owner of a business can make such orders as to who may or may not patronise that business. Hence the dicks with the double fanged work of Satan Staasi tick.
When this is over there are places I will not patronise.
I’m talking about you. My Surf Club, Easts, Juniors, Churchills so far.
Haven’t got around much since leaving hospital.

Razey
Razey
January 11, 2022 10:08 pm

Miss Anthropistsays:
January 11, 2022 at 10:04 pm
The owner of a business can make such orders as to who may or may not patronise that business. Hence the dicks with the double fanged work of Satan Staasi tick.
When this is over there are places I will not patronise.
I’m talking about you. My Surf Club, Easts, Juniors, Churchills so far.
Haven’t got around much since leaving hospital.

Yep. These mandates are causing permanent damage.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 11, 2022 10:10 pm

This thread’s moving quicker than Ben Cousins towards a glass barbie at the minute.

A couple of points, apropos of St. Ruth of Wordwall raised earlier this evening:

1. 70% right is nowhere near good enough, especially when you’re blurring the lines for that 70% and the other 30% is a) all vaxxed will die in ‘18 to 48 months’ (yes that is exactly what he said), b) ‘concentration camps’ are right now being built all over the country to herd dissidents into, and c) yet to be proven and internet-inspired nuttery that now is the time the NWO has been waiting for and why can’t you SEE you stupid cows;

2. So far this has been illustrated with rapidly expanding epistles in which he bemoans the lack of access to guns, he highlights himself as a public figure tormented by the MSM, about having two jobs, one job, no jobs and some jobs, and calls anyone daring to attempt a discussion not of The True St.Ruth Way cocksmokers, after which he accuses everyone else of being hysterical;

3. Schrodinger’s Douchebag in respect of his sustained commentary to the ladies, walked back when he realised it may impact his ability to project his D grade soapboxery to a wider audience as a minion to Fat Clive;

4. Yes (for me at least) it started with his unwarranted demands – not suggestions, demands – as to how people should commemorate Anzac Day. I will mark the significance of this day as I damn well see fit, and will not be lectured to on this subject by a fucking bus driver who has demonstrated time and again he will not do what he demands of others (ramming border checkpoints in Kenworths – remember that, for a start?) who’s never pulled on a boot himself; and

5. Although plenty of people approved of the Shrine in Melbourne as an appropriate place to hold that most excellent rally supporting this righteous cause – I was not one of them, said so at the time and still think better venues could have been chosen.

He has openly said he posts massive exaggerations if not outright lies to ‘shock’ people. Shock them into what I’m not sure, but supporting this cause will probably not be one of those outcomes – because in my experience, people dislike bullshit artists looking for attention.

rickw
rickw
January 11, 2022 10:10 pm
cohenite
January 11, 2022 10:11 pm

Interesting family get together: BIL stridently anti-vax and has had to retire prematurely along with impressionable wife; he is overweight and has comorbidities but expects getting the chunk virus to be just like a bad cold. Another relative who was double vaxxed, and apologetic about it, had the chunk virus and was sick as a dog despite being a fit 50 with no comorbidities. Her son also had the fucking thing, also double vaxxed, young and fit and also sick as a dog. Awkward silences and rants all round.

rickw
rickw
January 11, 2022 10:17 pm
Old bloke
Old bloke
January 11, 2022 10:17 pm

Bruce of Newcastle says:
January 11, 2022 at 4:28 pm

When the solar panel fads really started to hit their straps (60c FITs will do that) Ausgrid scrambled to install transformers. So in my suburb we ended up with all these enormous metal boxes hanging precariously from ratty wooden power poles. That was that iteration.

I remember that Ms. Gillard referred to it as “gold plating the network.”

Razey
Razey
January 11, 2022 10:21 pm

Knuckle Draggersays:
January 11, 2022 at 10:10 pm
This thread’s moving quicker than Ben Cousins towards a glass barbie at the minute.

5. Although plenty of people approved of the Shrine in Melbourne as an appropriate place to hold that most excellent rally supporting this righteous cause – I was not one of them, said so at the time and still think better venues could have been chosen.

Like where? As someone whose ancestor is listed in the shrine, I give my full support.

The first AIF fought against tyranny. Just like they were.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 10:21 pm

It was a Plague of Hemorrhoids.
It rained Frogs and Blood too.

That’s why you need carbohydrates, Grigory.

And dietary fibre.

You won’t get that from eating just meat and crystalline gypsum.

Though I have no idea how you’re raining frogs out of your arse. Maybe stop visiting the French Quarter when you’re feeling toey and the football’s not on?

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

Ed Case says: January 11, 2022 at 8:02 pm

Ed gets something right (Amazed)

Salvatore lamely tries to salvage a few shreds of credibility by agreeing with my comment.
[Not amazed].

You’re free to post a comment explaining why I have no credibility.
Failing that, you’re free to post an example of something I’ve got wrong.

Yet you never do.
(total mystery why not)

Razey
Razey
January 11, 2022 10:25 pm

rickwsays:
January 11, 2022 at 10:17 pm
MSM uncensored:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJgTy-KsSeg

MSM need to be shut down for their lies.

bespoke
bespoke
January 11, 2022 10:25 pm

Like where?

Palament house?

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 11, 2022 10:27 pm

‘As someone whose ancestor is listed in the shrine’

As are several of mine. Now that doesn’t make me right, but it also doesn’t mean I have to agree with the Shrine’s use for that purpose.

cohenite
January 11, 2022 10:32 pm
Pedro the Loafer
Pedro the Loafer
January 11, 2022 10:34 pm

I am an unperson.

My two covid jabs back in October do not appear on the bastardised dog’s breakfast of website MyGov.

Rang their 1800 number to whinge, and gave up aster 50 minutes on hold. Emails have disappeared into the ether. Local GP wher I got my jabs were mystified.

A month ago I wouldn’t have given a rat’s ring whether my jabs were recorded or not, but now I have to have this vax passport thingy to go to the cricket or footy or any mid sized pub.

I may have to buy a large handbell and a cloak and walk around bellowing “Unclean” in public.

In the meantime Sneaker’s humongous codpiece has gained another cluster of precious gems and is glistening brightly in the evening gloaming in WA.

JC
JC
January 11, 2022 10:40 pm

Two heads are better than one , Cronkite. Don’t forget that.

cohenite
January 11, 2022 10:43 pm

Two heads are better than one , Cronkite. Don’t forget that.

Yep; just imagine if our heads were on one body.

bespoke
bespoke
January 11, 2022 10:44 pm

Yep; just imagine if our heads were on one body.

I have.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 11, 2022 10:45 pm

I may have to buy a large handbell and a cloak and walk around bellowing “Unclean” in public.

You can always have your vaccination details tattooed on your forearm.

Baba
Baba
January 11, 2022 10:48 pm

Pedro, that story would make a Serbian proud.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 10:51 pm

Two heads are better than one , Cronkite. Don’t forget that.

Yep; just imagine if our heads were on one body.

JC, Cohenite and Sal vs. Grigory…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pxRkHXisdzU

Muddy
Muddy
January 11, 2022 10:54 pm

Rabz says:
January 11, 2022 at 6:01 pm

A good reminder about perspective, Rabz.
The publicly available footage shows a burnt out mini bus and several clustered vehicles. Who knows what intel the Egyptians were acting on, and what else was happening in that area at the time.

JC
JC
January 11, 2022 10:57 pm

Rex

Really, you think I’d join a pile-on with the Driller. You think that badly of me. Gosh.

Miss Anthropist
Miss Anthropist
January 11, 2022 10:58 pm

KD,
I normally celebrate ANZAC Day by getting hammered as fast as I can on the free booze. I like the chink sound heroes make. Unfortunately my gongs are court mounted
I don’t go to reunions. Served in a few units. They all turned into “I didn’t like you then and I don’t like you now” and fisticuffs.
I just give a beatific smile and hold my hand out for a refill.
I don’t think I will go to another AMZAC Day or Remembrance Day again. The scum have betrayed what our people fought and died for.

Razey
Razey
January 11, 2022 10:59 pm

Military Documents about Gain of Function contradict Fauci testimony under oath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zgoENmeddA

custard
custard
January 11, 2022 10:59 pm

It’s 8.00pm here in Perth and once again the kookaburras have the last laugh before night sets in.

bespoke
bespoke
January 11, 2022 11:00 pm

JC and Cohenite have been intimately closer than those twins for years.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

Sign of the times:
Just had reason to amble past the pizza shop.
A dozen or so pizzas on their menu.
About halfway down the menu is “Looking for staff” – in amongst the menu, like as if it’s another menu item for purchase.

Digger
Digger
January 11, 2022 11:01 pm

“Albosleazy, a man unfit for any office, whose raison d’etre is fighting non-existent “Tories”, will be out next PM, thanks to the perpetual spinelessness and ineptitude of Scumbag Morrison and the Coalition.”

No, Albanese will be PM because so many people here want to vote Morrison out and many are doing their utmost to convince everyone to do the same.

It is almost assured they will get what they wish for and somehow they must think Australia will be better.

I don’t….

MatrixTransform
January 11, 2022 11:03 pm

The law has finally caught up with the practice of advertising a car prior to securing a RWC

true story.

the missus’ old car left today driven by a young p-plater who only passed his driving test yesterday.
the lad was shaky with excitement and his old man who was hardly 40yo was beaming.

theyd all been thru lock down and quarra after one of his mates tested (+)ve last week and they couldn’t quite believe they’d chanced such a bargain and were still a little suss that it was all too good to be true.

I got the RWC updated last week and the battery was going to shit so I replaced that as well, ran it thru the car wash and filled the tank with petrol.

the boy works at Maccas and got it his VCE results recently.
Science and Teaching is his goal and Monash Uni is where he wants

all I wanted was for some kid to get a good little truck as his first car and for just the right price.
so, to say I’m happy is an understatement.

and it’s the small thing that make you smile

Miss Anthropist
Miss Anthropist
January 11, 2022 11:04 pm

Is the 18 months up yet for the double vaxxies to start karking it?
Enquiring minds wish to know.

JC
JC
January 11, 2022 11:06 pm

Bespoke

If he were that close to me I’d head butt him to death. I don[t think i could stand an entire day with Cronkite so close.

Which brings up an interesting theoretical dilemma. If one of the twins say managed to kill the other in the sense that one head would no longer show signs of life, could the other twin be up on murder charges.

Razey
Razey
January 11, 2022 11:07 pm

Miss Anthropistsays:
January 11, 2022 at 11:04 pm
Is the 18 months up yet for the double vaxxies to start karking it?
Enquiring minds wish to know.

If it doesn’t, the to 5, 6, 7….. 100th might. There wont be an end to your 3 monthly injection. Doesn’t seem healthy or a good long term strategy to do that.

Razey
Razey
January 11, 2022 11:09 pm

Diggersays:
January 11, 2022 at 11:01 pm
“Albosleazy, a man unfit for any office, whose raison d’etre is fighting non-existent “Tories”, will be out next PM, thanks to the perpetual spinelessness and ineptitude of Scumbag Morrison and the Coalition.”

No, Albanese will be PM because so many people here want to vote Morrison out and many are doing their utmost to convince everyone to do the same.

It is almost assured they will get what they wish for and somehow they must think Australia will be better.

I don’t….

I’d rather none of them. We need something new.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 11:10 pm

3. Schrodinger’s Douchebag in respect of his sustained commentary to the ladies, walked back when he realised it may impact his ability to project his D grade soapboxery to a wider audience as a minion to Fat Clive;

Busy at the moment.
Alternating between deleting sexist Facebook posts and shouting “Get off the phone you silly COW, Clive could be trying to call”.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 11:10 pm

Rex

Really, you think I’d join a pile-on with the Driller. You think that badly of me. Gosh.

No. Just that the back-and-forth reminds me of the 3 heads at times. And the unity in the face of a trolling.

But let’s face it, does anyone not like piling on Grigory? Apart from Grigory, of course… 🙂

JC
JC
January 11, 2022 11:11 pm

Peter Schiff – the economist reckons that because Bitcoin is so inherently volatile it can and will never become a currency and because it won’t ever be it has zero value and eventually will make it’s way towards 0.

custard
custard
January 11, 2022 11:11 pm

It’s far too early to be confident in the result of the forthcoming Australian federal election.

Predictions are difficult, especially about the future!

Just saying.

bespoke
bespoke
January 11, 2022 11:13 pm

Murder JC.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 11, 2022 11:13 pm

No, Albanese will be PM because so many people here want to vote Morrison out and many are doing their utmost to convince everyone to do the same.

Albanese will be Prime Minister, in coalition with the Greens.

JC
JC
January 11, 2022 11:13 pm

But let’s face it, does anyone not like piling on Grigory? Apart from Grigory, of course… ?

He’s not an animal. He’s a human being. Remember that?

Razey
Razey
January 11, 2022 11:15 pm

Zulu Kilo Two Alphasays:
January 11, 2022 at 11:13 pm
No, Albanese will be PM because so many people here want to vote Morrison out and many are doing their utmost to convince everyone to do the same.

Albanese will be Prime Minister, in coalition with the Greens.

It will be a disaster.

Miss Anthropist
Miss Anthropist
January 11, 2022 11:15 pm

Custard,
True that.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 11:15 pm

could the other twin be up on murder charges

Most conjoined twins share critical organs, JC.

So the de facto sentence is capital punishment. Long before the justice system might involve itself.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 11:16 pm

I see the subject of stolen valour among the 101st Bakers Van Regiment has reared it’s ugly head again.
Motto:-

Stand (or fall if necessary).
Or better still, egg someone else on.

Miss Anthropist
Miss Anthropist
January 11, 2022 11:20 pm

I’ve been a member of the LDP before we got anyone in to Parliament.
I’m a bit wary of a pick in each of NSW and Queensland for the Senate but I’ll vote the party’s line.
Hope we get up as spoilers.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 11:21 pm

He’s not an animal. He’s a human being. Remember that?

He is?

I thought trolls were like celebrities, as helpfully explained at 0:39 by the Muppets…

Miss Anthropist
Miss Anthropist
January 11, 2022 11:22 pm

Where is this Sancho Panzer?

JC
JC
January 11, 2022 11:22 pm

Rex Anger says:
January 11, 2022 at 11:15 pm

could the other twin be up on murder charges

Most conjoined twins share critical organs, JC.

So the de facto sentence is capital punishment. Long before the justice system might involve itself.

Work with me on this , Rex.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 11, 2022 11:24 pm

Daily Mail. Have we reached “peak stupidity” yet?

Furious Arizona mom blasts Delta for refusing to let her buy a gender ‘X’ airline ticket for her non-binary child, 21, with customer services telling her that the airline only recognizes male and female genders

An Arizona mother put Delta Airlines on blast for refusing to let her buy a gender ‘X’ plane ticket for her non-binary child
Dawn Henry, 52, complained to customer services – and was told that the airline recognizes male and female genders only
Henry called out the airline in a series of tweets on Thursday, claiming she was attempting to buy a surprise plane ticket for her nonbinary 21-year-old
That’s when she discovered Delta only allows for male and female gender options
A spokesperson for the airline told NBC News that it is not an easy fix, and will require multiple departments and time to accomplish
However, they did say the nonbinary option will be added sometime this year
In October, the United States first ever gender ‘X’ passport was given to an intersex Navy veteran who had been campaigning for the option since 2015

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 11:27 pm

Miss Anthropistsays:

January 11, 2022 at 11:22 pm

Where is this Sancho Panzer?

I am here Miss.
Over here.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 11, 2022 11:28 pm

In October, the United States first ever gender ‘X’ passport was given to an intersex Navy veteran who had been campaigning for the option since 2015

“An intersex Navy veteran” – that’s what rum, sodomy and the lash will do to you…”It’s your turn in the barrel..”

JC
JC
January 11, 2022 11:29 pm

I miss Struth.
The Cassandra of Catalaxy.
The site seer.
The Ayotolla of Rock and Rolla.
Mr. 76%.
Sometimes a little over the top but generally astoundingly accurate appertaining to Australia’s downhill direction.

I miss him terribly. He was the site transportation mufti and what a mufti he turned out to be. He’s now too busy advising government on transportation and apparently will be heading to Davos soon to advise the global elite on transportation.

Catchy title too

Struth, global logistics mufti

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 11:30 pm

It’s a murder-suicide-fraticide-herbicide.
Case closed.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 11:32 pm

Work with me on this , Rex.

I thought I did?

Some people just gotta punch on with each other, even if they are closer than they might admit to…

Vive le biff…

JC
JC
January 11, 2022 11:33 pm

Out very own Struth. Picked up from obscurity as Bakers Delight Delivery Man (BDDM) rising to Davos Man. This is how a meritocracy is supposed to work, damn it.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 11:33 pm

Whoa!
Well, we came pretty damn close to a flounce earlier today but I think we saved the day with some jolly good humour and ribaldry, eh, what?

bespoke
bespoke
January 11, 2022 11:33 pm

What if they cut the other head off before the other one died.

Murder JC.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 11:34 pm

… and he drove the fastest bread van in the West!

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 11:35 pm

He’s now too busy advising government on transportation and apparently will be heading to Davos soon to advise the global elite on transportation.

Not really.

Him and Faulty are comparing the sizes of their conspiracies again over at the Furniture Store.

The Globalist-Communist-Pooftah-Pansies are coming for our savings again. Apparently…

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 11:36 pm

bespokesays:

January 11, 2022 at 11:33 pm

What if they cut the other head off before the other one died.

Murder JC.

No.
I think that’s just a heavy pruning.
Check with calli in the morning.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 11:37 pm

The Globalist-Communist-Pooftah-Pansies are coming for our savings again. Apparently…

Perth Mint gold backed trading accounts getting a run again?

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 11, 2022 11:39 pm

Perth Mint gold backed trading accounts getting a run again?

The Mickleberg brothers were unavailable for comment.

bespoke
bespoke
January 11, 2022 11:39 pm

Murder JC..

Frank
Frank
January 11, 2022 11:40 pm

Steve Martin was in a film in the eighties about having his head grafted onto another body for some reason. Only problem being that the the other guy was black and Steve Martin was racist. Probably couldn’t be made now.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 11:40 pm

Perth Mint gold backed trading accounts getting a run again?

More along the lines of have spare cash around the house because supply disruptions and popular dismay, etc.

I didn’t read too closely. The swordfighting and reflections off Faulty’s tinfoil headgear are disruptive.

JC
JC
January 11, 2022 11:43 pm

I came before you, dear Davos guests and fellow dignatories as the Baker’s Delight Delivery Man. I’m a humble man with very few pretensions other than one day becoming the Prime Minister of Australia. Approximately a year and half ago, I was sitting in my van preparing the daily delivery schedule and I had an apparition. What if, dear fellow dignitaries, what if Australian transport drivers were unable to make deliveries. What then? I then saw the horror of mass starvation. Skinny people eating fat ones…..

Sanchez, as his speechwriter can you finish the rest.

Pedro the Loafer
Pedro the Loafer
January 11, 2022 11:45 pm

Perth Mint no longer accepts cash for over the counter gold purchases.

Another stealthy nail in the coffin.

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 11:51 pm

Sanchez, as his speechwriter can you finish the rest.

Can I say TyRaNny and COW?

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 11:52 pm

Wait!
How did I get to Davos?
I’m in the Toowoomba concentration camp.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 11:53 pm

Can I say TyRaNny and COW?

Only if you mention towing in relation to the latter.

Or was it towers?

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 11:53 pm

I’m in the Toowoomba concentration camp.

Worse.

You’re supposed to be dead…

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 11:53 pm

Did I jump the breadvan over the barbed wire like Steve McQueen in The Great Escape?

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 11:54 pm

Crap- I forgot you’re writing his speech, Sancho.

Going to bed now…

#OyVey

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 11, 2022 11:56 pm

Perth Mint no longer accepts cash for over the counter gold purchases.

Wasn’t it that they accepted cheques for the odd four million quid or so, that got them in the manure?

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 11:56 pm

Did I jump the breadvan over the barbed wire like Steve McQueen in The Great Escape?

Tunnelled out under the fence, using a well-made cob loaf.

Took out any prying guards with a sharpened baguette, and plugged the exhausts of any would-be pursuit vehicles with day-old rock cakes…

Sancho Panzer
Sancho Panzer
January 11, 2022 11:57 pm

You’re supposed to be dead…

I know.
Add it to the wrongology pile.

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 11:57 pm

Some musical accompaniment to inspire you, Sancho:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S1-IBw0Rb14

Rex Anger
Rex Anger
January 11, 2022 11:58 pm

Though this one might be more thematically appropriate (and from the same folks, no less!)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oUDCbOVmSdU

Winston Smith
January 12, 2022 12:04 am

Boambee John:

If that doesn’t wake up the bleeding hearts in OZ, nothing will. Imagine that wails about the petals being forced to work!

Whatever happened to the “Insufficient means of support”?

Pedro the Loafer
Pedro the Loafer
January 12, 2022 12:07 am

Zulu, the Perth Mint swindle involved an armoured car company’s paperwork and some stolen bank cheques that went through a number of hands.

It was a very well thought out and cunningly executed plan to steal all that gold.

The Perth Mint was not stupid enough to accept dodgy cheques, the armoured car company however . .

We may never know the whole story.

Wally Dalí
Wally Dalí
January 12, 2022 12:08 am

SW WA stock runout report-
vet supplies- drugs, surgery consumables, tinkly bell collars
supermarkets- flour, sugar, pasta, chicken, tinned tomatoes (baked beans unknown ATT)
SES- local branch is fighting a fire towards the cape, a no through road affair. Deep bushy creekline bits long overdue, interlinked with coastal heath scrub that will up go anytime- to borrow the parlance of batflu, the zero fire approach has created a timebomb, it’s long overdue to let ‘er rip. Conditions are remarkably good for a thorough slow burn, fine and clear with a steady easterly. Nonetheless, water bomber running constantly daylight hours, tailed off about 16:00. Bloke told me that the SES have had 20ish out of their 90 people who are tagged to enter fire grounds excluded by jab mandate- they’re now running the roads and escorts, FESA personnel doing the hosework.

Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
January 12, 2022 12:11 am

We may never know the whole story.

Perth coppers tried to bash a confession out of a Special Air Service Regiment veteran of the Vietnam war…

rosie
rosie
January 12, 2022 12:13 am

In good news from abroad the ferryman tells me there is no extra paperwork required for Corsica.
Just
Then he did this weird hand gesture at his shoulder.
I have my doubts about the French end of the journey but we’ll see.
And I think I’m going to stick to espressos from now on.

rosie
rosie
January 12, 2022 12:17 am

No shortages of anything here.
I saw a load of scrappy looking firewood being shipped from mainland Italy to Sardinia.
Must be very special.
Also still trying to work out what cafes mean when they have ‘Poke’ menus.

Lysander
Lysander
January 12, 2022 12:24 am

Holy shit Channel 7 have fucked up BIG TIME! This will be world news tomorrow

https://twitter.com/peterwallaceau/status/1480874343152242689?s=21

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
January 12, 2022 12:25 am

Lizzie, clothing evolution went from loincloths, to skirts, to… trousers. For men and women. I’da thunk you knew that?

Nah. Nanderthal ladies wore little skin skirts. I’ve seen the pictures. 🙂

Easy access for all sorts of things, and egress for menstrual blood which was spookily interesting to ancient societies for they couldn’t understand it at all.

Sadly that is not the case in Britain, with the rapacious Anglican Church looking to profit from sell-offs. There are so many of these little churches that unless some local group cares they can be left to die and be knocked over. Sometimes in fairness to Church authorities they simply do not know what to do with a particular church, isolated in a field where a medieval village once stood, or as with my little church, its very small attending village popSulation having moved three miles to the bigger church in an actual town.

My little church needs expensive underpinning of its tower and has an access problem, due to poor management by the National Trust who have leased the manor that accompanies it. New leasehold residents living in manorial splendour next door in my C17th family’s old manor (some of which dates from 1327 or earlier) don’t want the hoi polloi to visit the church and refuse right of way. At the eleventh hour I have discovered that the Church authorities may buldoze it or sell it for some weird renovation to people who can solve the access problem.

I’m hoping for help and advice from this wonderful charity – been in contact with them already.

Friends of Friendless Churches. See Christmas edition of The Spectator for an article on their work, which is where I found out about them. The link if you scroll shows some of the ‘saved’ churches. Very pretty.

I am wondering if Hairy would like to buy a derelict church requiring 125 thousand pounds worth of underpinning without any access permitted. I don’t think he would think it was a snip. So a go-fund-me appealing to a wider diaspora of family and friends to gather a strong moral argument with outrage about our ancestors seems a better bet. I await advice.

Timothy Neilson
Timothy Neilson
January 12, 2022 12:26 am

Although plenty of people approved of the Shrine in Melbourne as an appropriate place to hold that most excellent rally supporting this righteous cause – I was not one of them, said so at the time and still think better venues could have been chosen.

KD, I’m happy for anyone to take whatever view they like about the issue as a matter of principle.

But wasn’t the truth that ALPPol (formerly known as VicPol) deliberately herded the protesters to the Shrine so that Maximum Leader and his catamites could gaslight about it?

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
January 12, 2022 12:27 am

Whoops, topic change there in the middle of my comment above, I forgot to put in the query above that surely they aren’t allow to bulldoze twelfth century churches just like that. The truth is that they are.

Winston Smith
January 12, 2022 12:30 am

Dover)Beach:
This is so sad.
The kid is now at risk of finding a plastic bag, wrapping himself in it and suffocating.
Just to be safe like Gran.
Don’t these idiots think for themselves?

Dot
Dot
January 12, 2022 12:31 am

How did they fuck up, Lysander?

The media and government have a cosy relationship.

They’re trying to manipulate public opinion. They hope it looked authentic.

Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
January 12, 2022 12:36 am

Here is the charity’s own website, the link above is to the Wikipedia entry about them.

rosie
rosie
January 12, 2022 12:37 am

I recall someone saying they were more or less herded there.
Guy who got arrested. Can see the face can’t get the name.
It certainly wasn’t a planned to be at the shrine protest as far as I can tell.
Parliament was the obvious, most appropriate, location.

Lysander
Lysander
January 12, 2022 12:39 am

Dot- having worked in media circles there’s no way this “script” would have ever made it past the lawyers. It would’ve been toned right done to make it cutting, but cute.

Calling Djokovic a “lying fucking asshole” is extremely defamatory. And I’m sure Channel 7 lawyers know Djokovic is competitive, intense and doesn’t mind lawyering up!

rosie
rosie
January 12, 2022 12:40 am

Zander?

Lysander
Lysander
January 12, 2022 12:41 am

If I were Djokovic I’d already have my lawyers on the phone.

“Lying, fucking asshole.” Fark me, hot mic and all… they’re worse than creepy Joe…

Winston Smith
January 12, 2022 12:46 am
Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

Lysander says: January 12, 2022 at 12:24 am

Holy shit Channel 7 have fucked up BIG TIME! This will be world news tomorrow
https://twitter.com/peterwallaceau/status/1480874343152242689?s=21

OMFG!
Clip downloaded, in case it disappears shortly.

One thing’s for sure, Channel 7’s legal team will not be getting any sleep tonight

Lysander
Lysander
January 12, 2022 12:56 am

I still can’t quite get over it Salva!!!!

And to think all Cats (currently sleeping) will be discussing this 3 hours in advance of me in the AM….

Winston Smith
January 12, 2022 1:00 am

rickw:

I’d be groaning a loud, slow and satisfying “ohhh yeahhh..” as I pissed.

Also aiming to maximise splashing sound effect!

You are an evil man, rickw.

Winston Smith
January 12, 2022 1:09 am

JC:
Did anyone hear about this story?
Put up here a couple of days ago.
A couple of coppers deserve medals.

srr
srr
January 12, 2022 1:17 am

But wasn’t the truth that ALPPol (formerly known as VicPol) deliberately herded the protesters to the Shrine so that Maximum Leader and his catamites could gaslight about it?

Yes they did and the up his own arse, arsehole, bloody well knows it, but hey, he’s ex “ALPPol (formerly known as VicPol)”, and the far North isn’t anywhere near enough to far enough away to be safe from them so he/she (still writes more like a failed female vicpol copper than a bloke, but I digress), has to paint it in, “ALPPol (formerly known as VicPol)”, colours or …

Winston Smith
January 12, 2022 1:18 am

Mater:

Major infrastructural changes have occurred before. The grid itself was built from scratch by a much poorer, less technologically capable world. I don’t see this as a huge issue.

I realise this is a dumb question*, but apart from wires and batteries, is there any other way to distribute electricity?
*Sometimes the dumb questions have to be asked before we lock ourselves into a technological dead end.

Gabor
Gabor
January 12, 2022 1:26 am

Winston Smith says:
January 12, 2022 at 1:18 am

Yes, via radio waves. Tesla did propose this.
Needs work on the individual distribution side and has to be very directional, otherwise you just send it to the ‘ether’. (HT Birdy)

We used to live very close to a major transmitter with oodles of power, string of wire-earth and a 12 volt bulb and presto you had light.
Highly illegal of course.

Miss Anthropist
Miss Anthropist
January 12, 2022 1:27 am

Nothing like a fair minded disinterested media.

Winston Smith
January 12, 2022 1:45 am

Dover0beach:

How much would it cost and how long would it take to upgrade the grid?

It seems to me that it would be cheaper to build Arkologies with their own small modular reactors.
Perhaps something like Todos Sandos from Niven/Pournelle “Oath of Fealty”.

Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 1:53 am

A ripping read:

Hen-pecked political fruitcake Boris Johnson is increasingly adrift from his core supporters on not just one but many issues, so much so that it is not hard to see how Reform, which is already attracting around 11% of the Leave vote, could soon morph into a far more formidable force in British politics. While they might not have any upcoming European elections, which Farage used to demonstrate his electoral credibility, they do have the fact that Boris Johnson is currently haemorrhaging Leave voters.

In the polls, the picture facing the Conservative Party today is even worse than it was before Christmas, when it first became clear that Leavers were starting to abandon the party in droves. While Labour have cemented their lead, the Conservatives have now not held a lead outside the margin of error since the first week of November. And at the heart of this are the very voters who Reform and Farage now have within their sights.

The share of Leave voters who plan to vote Conservative at the next election is continuing to slide, from 72% last June to 62% in October, 60% in November and 58% this month. Today, remarkably, fewer than half of Leavers think that Johnson, who actually delivered Brexit, would make the best Prime Minister.

RTWT

Winston Smith
January 12, 2022 1:54 am

Dover0beach:

I thought immuno-compromised had early access. Article smells iffy.

I queried this myself when the vaccines first became available.
The answer tingled my spidey senses… Why would I want something to boost my immune system? I take drugs to knock that sucker out, not make it more efficient.

Colonel Crispin Berka
Colonel Crispin Berka
January 12, 2022 1:56 am

Lysander says: January 12, 2022 at 12:24 am

Holy shit Channel 7 have fucked up BIG TIME!

Witnessed!

H B Bear
H B Bear
January 12, 2022 2:29 am

That Channel 7 tweet is a Kangaroo Court wet dream.

Winston Smith
January 12, 2022 2:33 am

TFM:

While chucking a cannula into my patient last week very engrossed and it just had the blood “ flashback” and I was about to advance the set into the vein.
Bloody phone rang in my top pocket and I jumped a little managing to turn a lovely vein into a collapsed disaster…

Had an interesting incident at Wilcannia one night – young lady who had been on the turps for a couple of days, put her arm through a window and lacerated the radial and ulnar arteries in her left arm. Not just a neat little sever, but longitudinally up the arm from pulling it our of the broken window.
She’d bled quite a lot – blood results at Broken Hill estimated about 60% loss.
Managed to get a paediatric cannula into the vein at the base of her thumb after putting a rubber tourniquet on the arm and winding it down to engorge the vein. Then removed the tourniquet and reapplied it to the upper arm. Filled the arm up with fluid, and managed to get a cubital fossa #14 in.
Was most chuffed at attempt.
Downside was I got called in for difficult cannulations when more junior staff were on.
Good times.

Winston Smith
January 12, 2022 2:35 am

Delta A:

I know it’s a bit facebooky, but I have always loved being married to my wonderful guy and an anniversary is an ideal for me to shout it from the rooftops.

Someone put up “A Maidens Prayer’ several years ago. I’ll see if I can find it.

H B Bear
H B Bear
January 12, 2022 2:35 am

Thanks Tom. Love Farage. Those YouTubes of him in the EU parliament were things of beauty. Australian party politics means we will never see his likes here.

Salvatore, Understaffed & Overworked Martyr to Border Closure

I’ve assumed the gender identity of the pair in Lysander’s dialogue:

(rustling noises)….
Female: Whatever way you look at it, Novak Djokovic is a lying, sneaky…
Male: Yes, he’s an arsehole
F:… arsehole
M: He is an arsehole..
F: Hahaha (cackle), like whatever way you look at it, it’s unfortunate that everybody else stuffed up around him…
M: That’s it, I mean he is an arsehole
F: Like.. to go out when you know you’re covid pos..well..
M: …yes..
F: .. I don’t think he even was covid positive..
M: I think he’s got a …
F: … that form is…
M:.. he’s got a bullshit fuckin’ excuse and then fell over his own fuckin’ lies, which is what happens, right?
F:..Yeah.
M: That’s what’s happened..
F: And then, him now then ticking he didn’t go to Spain..
M: ..Yeah..
F: …it’s just like..
M: … yeah..(pant).. yeah..
F: (uhhh) (orgasmic grunt, pant)
M: I think, I think he’s gonna get away with it..
F: Ooh, he IS going to get away with it.
M: Yep, I just..
F: ..but.. he’s..
M: I think most fair minded people’d say look, the bloke’s an… an arsehole, did we, did they… do the right thing by him, I don’t know..
F: No… I don’t think…
M: They fucked up..
F: …I don’t think so…
M: That’s the problem isn’t it?
F: I don’t think.. I don’t think anything was gained by putting him in..
M: …No!..
F: …in immigration.. hotels…
M:..No!.. Oh I don’t think so, but the trouble is, how do you justify …that person’s on the same plane with him who also had..
F: .. he can’t justify it, but the fact is life is never fair.
M: .. myeah..
F: Some people fly first class..
M: …myeah..
F: .. and some people..
M: ..myeah…
F: ..d’you know what I.. like it’s… never fair…
M: But that poor Czech girl that was fuckin’..
F: ..yeah.. I know..
M: .. sent home… hunted (giggle) down and sent home.

Winston Smith
January 12, 2022 2:53 am

Found it!
I don’t know who put it into the Cat, but for some reason, I found it worthwhile…

When my husband died ten years ago I had to go through his wallet and found, in the front, a picture of our daughter taken when she was about 10yrs. I had never looked in his wallet before so I was surprised when I came across a poem folded and almost falling to bits it was so old (how many wallets it’d seen I don’t know) a poem I’d given him when we were became engaged 43ys earlier. My handwriting looked so ancient but I recognised it. It was an old poem I’d first come across at the age of about 18 and I’d prayed it for several years, a poem by Ruth Graham (wife of Billy Graham).
Here is that poem I’d him written back in the early ’60s with a few of the original words altered by me.

Dear God, I prayed, all unafraid
as girls are wont to be
I do not need a handsome man
but let him be right for me;
I do not need one big and strong
nor yet so very tall,
nor need he be some genius,
or wealthy, Lord, at all;
but let his head be high, dear God,
and let his eye be clear,
his shoulders straight, whate’er his state,
whate’er his earthly sphere;
and let his face have character,
a ruggedness of soul,
and let his whole life show, dear God,
a singleness of goal;
then when he comes
(as he will come)
with quiet eyes aglow,
I’ll understand that he’s the man
I prayed for long ago.

Apologies to Ruth Graham for a few words altered by me.

Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:01 am

Johannes Leak. Brilliant.

Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:02 am
Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:03 am
Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:04 am

That’s Brett Lethbridge.

Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:05 am
Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:06 am
Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:08 am
Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:09 am
Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:10 am
Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:11 am
Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:12 am
Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:13 am
Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:14 am
Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:16 am
Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:17 am

Matt Margolis. Brilliant.

Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:18 am
Tom
Tom
January 12, 2022 4:19 am
Winston Smith
January 12, 2022 5:29 am

HBB:

Magna 380s?

Don’t diss the Mighty 380, pantsless one.

rosie
rosie
January 12, 2022 5:42 am

“Viral loads peak around five to seven days after infection, which correlates with when you’re most likely to have symptoms and so when your RAT is most likely to be reliable. However, if you don’t have an especially high viral load or enough antigens, a RAT will be negative even if you are in the early stages of infection.

The levels of detectable antigen also change over time so yesterday’s negative RAT doesn’t explain away today’s nasty headache or tomorrow’s annoying cough. Though a positive RAT reliably tells us everything we need to know, a negative RAT rules out nothing.”

Wrong; it doesn’t rule out why did you bother to test in the first place.
In fact why does anyone bother to test, outside of a hospital setting?

the Grdauian worm turns

Mater
January 12, 2022 5:56 am

You can always have your vaccination details tattooed on your forearm.

Only if it washes off after four months.

Mater
January 12, 2022 5:58 am

But wasn’t the truth that ALPPol (formerly known as VicPol) deliberately herded the protesters to the Shrine so that Maximum Leader and his catamites could gaslight about it?

That’s my understanding, also.
It became the Alamo (sans Custer).

Mater
January 12, 2022 6:06 am

Talk about nail it perfectly in place (from the DailyMail):

DAN WOOTTON: Djokovic is the whipping boy for angry Australians who realise their two-year obsession with zero-Covid has done their country more harm than good but still can’t bring themselves to admit it

A sample:

“The vicious attitude from local politicians and most Aussies shows the real dangers of a Zero Covid policy.

As I’ve been warning since 2020, it makes society nasty and inward looking – millions of paranoid residents now suspiciously regard international arrivals, even those with Australian passports – even sometimes their own relatives – as plague rats, determined to spread ‘deadly’ Covid Down Under.”

Yes, a great many Australians have proven themselves to be gullible, nasty little fuckers who wouldn’t be out of place in 1938 Germany.

I now know it. The world now knows it. The only one’s who don’t yet know it are those gullible, nasty little fuckers themselves.

bespoke
bespoke
January 12, 2022 6:16 am
Ed Case
Ed Case
January 12, 2022 6:28 am

Yes, a great many Australians have proven themselves to be gullible, nasty little fuckers who wouldn’t be out of place in 1938 Germany.

The Covid hysteria has been intentionally aimed at women, same as all hysterias.
Blokes couldn’t give a fuck, though they’re not generally well informed either.
The fires are starting up again too.

Anchor What
Anchor What
January 12, 2022 6:32 am

How crooked are the USA’s voter rolls?
Jay Valentine uncovers the biggest can of worms by some very clever data debugging. Various Secretaries of State are implicated.
Link

Entropy
Entropy
January 12, 2022 6:34 am

rickw says:
January 11, 2022 at 7:38 pm
Wouldn’t both states and federal transport ministers be on top of the transport situation? They’re not very bright, but surely not this dumb.

I heard today that they’d been requesting exemptions but none had been received. Probably they recognise the problem, but because they’re so wedded to bureaucracy, it will take days or a week to grant.

Also, the Governments have been copping it from the unions on Da Worker Safety so they’re probably going to request mountains of hard evidence before they approve

Yes, but mainly total control of Covid response by public health bureaucrats. They take a lot of convincing to allow any sort of consideration. And absolutely everything must be approved by the state CHO. Who is a bit busy.

PeterM
PeterM
January 12, 2022 6:36 am

Thanks for the toons Tom. Not missing David Rowe:)

bespoke
bespoke
January 12, 2022 6:40 am

Yes, a great many Australians have proven themselves to be gullible, nasty little fuckers who wouldn’t be out of place in 1938 Germany.

Shows that understanding human weaknesses is just as important as remembering dates to insulate against repeating past mistakes, Mater.

Mater
January 12, 2022 6:45 am

Shows that understanding human weaknesses is just as important as remembering dates to insulate against repeating past mistakes, Mater.

Yes, and both come from thorough and accurate study of history, something sorely lacking in our education system for more than 30-40 years.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 12, 2022 6:54 am

Excellent piece put up by Mater.

It’s an attempt at deflection, of course, by our betters. The joint’s in tatters, Steiner is most certainly not coming for the Federal or Victorian governments, a whipping boy is required and even then they fucked it up.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 12, 2022 6:59 am

Yesterday the headline was pig heart used in human transplant.
Much laughter ensued.
Today a lot of journals are following it up with the details on how the pig heart was “gene edited”.
This is the thin edge of the CRISPR wedge.
If you thought gain of function research was dicey, get a load of CRISPR.

bespoke
bespoke
January 12, 2022 7:00 am

Arrogance is the problem, Mater.

Thinking oneself to clever to be manipulated.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 12, 2022 7:00 am

Once again, Jeannette Young – is she Queensland Governor yet? – showed the plebs what’s what when it comes to important things.

Hanks and Clooney can come to Queensland because they apparently bring money. Lots of money. Fathers of infant cancer patients cannot see their children, and sons of dying pancreatic cancer sufferers couldn’t see them in Queensland hospitals because ‘one rule for all’.

Queensland schools shut down to teach those mouthy parents a lesson.

One rule for all, you dumb as mud everyday people. One rule for all. Of you.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 12, 2022 7:02 am

So the punters can fly into the GC & party but QLD schools are closed.
Makes perfect sense.
Demonstrates the strength of teachers unions.

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 12, 2022 7:05 am

NB: Queensland used as an example only. The same has occurred in every State and Territory.

In a further example, apparently Parliamentarians get access to mountains of free RAT testing, yet make ‘rules for all’ on the basis that everyone has thousands of them lying behind the couch.

I haven’t needed one yet in this fair State of Victoria, nor do I intend to have one, but thousands of people do. And they can’t get them. And they need them to get their bills paid.

It’s like issuing decrees that every residence must have a circular staircase and a grand piano.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
January 12, 2022 7:05 am

Funny the Djoker arsehole comments coming from channel 7’s Rebecca Maddern as my wife noticed the fake smiles between meteorologist Jane Bunn and Maddern before the incident came to light.
In female fashion she noticed a snippy comment that went Jane’s way from Maddern that I never picked up on.
My wife said “No love lost there I’d say. Rebecca doesn’t like Jane because everyone loves Jane.”

Mater
January 12, 2022 7:12 am

Arrogance is the problem, Mater.
Thinking oneself to clever to be manipulated.

“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”
– Mark Twain (possibly)

Mater
January 12, 2022 7:15 am

Mater, you are quite right, but your rational approach has no place in modern Australia.

BTW, Bern, thanks for that.
It’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to me in months.
I feel a man crush coming on!

Knuckle Dragger
Knuckle Dragger
January 12, 2022 7:22 am

Coatsworth on Se7en. Paraphrased:

‘RATs aren’t all that accurate. If you’re crook, stay home for a couple of days if you can.’

Right now the minions will be searching his genealogy, hoping to find a European ancestor so they can deport him.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 12, 2022 7:30 am

Settle Mater.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 12, 2022 7:31 am

Ted Cruz must see his political life flashing before his eyes.
He’s finally used his position to question the FBI on things that have been known for almost 6 months.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
January 12, 2022 7:32 am

From the Oz via Adam’s Cat & Mak Siccar.

Morrison’s obsession with pub politics has exposed him as a populist drunk, more focused on low-rent politics than sensible policy that is becoming of a leader.

Absolutely perfect.

Cassie of Sydney
January 12, 2022 7:34 am

“Diggersays:
January 11, 2022 at 11:01 pm
“Albosleazy, a man unfit for any office, whose raison d’etre is fighting non-existent “Tories”, will be out next PM, thanks to the perpetual spinelessness and ineptitude of Scumbag Morrison and the Coalition.”

No, Albanese will be PM because so many people here want to vote Morrison out and many are doing their utmost to convince everyone to do the same.

Rubbish. Clearly you’re happy to continue to continue with the same nauseating mediocrity that we’ve had from Morrison and co. The way Morrison has handled Covid and the state premiers has been disgraceful. And that’s before we even discuss the Morrison government’s endless spinelessness, supineness, cravennous and cowardice in standing up for so called right of centre ideas and policies.

It is almost assured they will get what they wish for and somehow they must think Australia will be better.

I don’t….”

Nobody HERE thinks Australia will be better off under an Albanese Labor government….but you know what, I and many others here have had it with supposed coalition governments, who are supposed to pursue or even try to pursue right of centre policies, yet all they do is pursue and implement Labor lite policies……and here’s a recent example – net zero emissions.

By the way, the Liberal party once stood for free speech, individual liberty, small and medium size businesses, religious liberty, middle Australia, the lifters in our society…not the leaners. That Liberal party has been trashed…by the likes of Scumbag Morrison.

Oh and why should I continue to vote for a man and party that likes to defecate on its supporters? And whilst we’re on the topic of loyalty and Morrison….let’s look at the following…..

1. Bettina Arndt – infamously censored in the senate when the coalition sided with Labor and the Greens
2. Craig Kelly – a man smeared by the left for years and who Morrison and co decided to try and silence by siding with Labor and the Greens
3. Christian Porter – where do I start with this. Apparently he was guilty until proven innocent….so much for common law
4. George Christensen – another man smeared by the left for years and who Morrison and co decided to try and silence by siding with Labor and the Greens
5. Alan Tudge – like Porter…guilty until proven innocent….so much for common law
6. Christine Holgate – a rather effective head of Australia Post, who Morrison vindictively decided to smear and destroy for petty politics.

Do we want more of this?

I don’t.

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 12, 2022 7:38 am

Driving to the office this morning at 6:30, there was an old guy walking his dog…with a mask on…
If he wasn’t a boomer, it would have been heartbreaking.

bespoke
bespoke
January 12, 2022 7:41 am

I don’t speak for Digger but I took it as caution to be careful what whish for, you may not like what you get.

Farmer Gez
Farmer Gez
January 12, 2022 7:43 am

A big shortage of cat food in the supermarkets.
Bloody pensioners!

feelthebern
feelthebern
January 12, 2022 7:47 am

Zatara if you scroll by this later, did you see the footage of Andrew Luck yesterday.
He wasn’t on the Australian coverage that I saw.
How do you go from being an NFL player to looking like you have cancer while in your mid-30’s?

Cassie of Sydney
January 12, 2022 7:49 am

“Matersays:
January 12, 2022 at 6:06 am”

Thanks….Wootton nails it.

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